#punk'anne

[somechubbynerd]

Are you getting Punked? No, you're getting Punk'd. Punk'Anne.

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

The medium size pumpkin! She is a bit grumpus, but I don't blame her. Her family is very silly.

[agoobersretreat]

Which characters do you like to write the most?

Oh, woof! That's a toughie! I mean, I know the answer, I just need to gather my focus for this one.

I'll go by blog, if that's alright with you? Easier for me to focus. Here's who I like writing for the most on the following blogs:

@agooberscast: Aiko, Erin, Mallow, Eliza, Humphrey, Melissa, Skylar, Beli, Maruko, Speckle, Suika, Zoey, Wyatt, Gertrude, Mimei, Izzy, Barbara, Chelle, Donnie, Raikita, Gwen, Mama Rau and Rina

@agooberscanons: Daisy, K. Rool, Leona, Mai, Arus, Tifa, Xion, Yuffie, Dr. Neo Cortez, Crash (and Aku Aku), Spyro, Girlfriend (FNF), Rumia, Sayori, Muffet, Laura, Ibuki, Conker, Cryptosporidium (#147), Cell-Chi (Chi-Chi AU), Chika (Love is War!), Okuyasu, Koichi, Yukako, Elma and Mikuru

@agoobersretreat: You are here and it is me/Miq, lol

@theplumpkinpatch: Punk'Anne, Vlad, Alyson, Princess, Rose, Makani, Simon, Maribelle and Seta

@softidolproject: Maki, Hanayo, Umi, Honoka, Yoshiko/Yohane, You, Kanan, Dia, Kanata, Rina, Karin and Ai

@maddys-mad-menagerie: Maddy, Berri, Red, Sweetpea, Chelsea, George, Buddy and Hannah

There ya go, hope that answered your question well enough and shows you where my focuses usually are.

[theplumpkinpatch]

Pros and Cons of dating Punk'Anne

Pros:

-Someone who will listen to whatever ails you with no judgement -She will show you all of the coolest places to fish -She'll take her time with you and go at your pace

Cons:

-Doesn't remember to often share her own feelings well and gets easily overwhelmed with them -Will talk your ears off once you actually get her going. She's done talking when she's done. -Sometimes takes it too slow. Like where you're not sure if you two are still a thing. She's fine with that, but not everyone else is

[agooberscast]

The winds bring change every time they blow, but there's something different about this one.

In The Patch, even the resident spectres are feeling uneasy as this wind blows through the trees around them. The way the branches and trunks creak and how even the roots cry of being upturned by this ominous wind are enough to make the gourd-bkund ghosts shiver in worry.

Deeper in the woods, tiny spirits cry and wail as the winds blow past. Their reluctant guardian feels the tension in the air as it rushed past, rattling through the old house and threatening to shake it off of its foundation.

Past that, at a lake that's water is as still as glass, the undisturbed surface is soon whipped up and churned about by this wind sweeping through, alerting the resident there to hole up in her underwater cave until she can let the storm pass. Coils upon coils wrap around their owner, trying to protect her from whatever supernatural storm this is.

Further south, deep in the tall trees of the White Forest Nature Preserve, a slumbering group that time had seemingly forgotten is rouses from their safety. The winds rush through, their old husk of a tree that makes their home wobbling and creaking loudly. Would this be the storm that it finally gives?

No, the wind passes through and all is calm again. All is calm again for all four places as soon as it had started. Everyone sighs in relief and goes back to their lives, unaware of what truly transpired just now.

The winds bring change every time they blow, but there was something different about this one...

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@theplumpkinpatch

[theplumpkinpatch]

Examine! Your favorite candy bar (Punk'Anne)

A very big smile while she has her favorite around! Punk'Anne can't resist, nor turn down, the crispity-crunchity peanut-buttery goodness of a Butterfinger. The size or shape doesn't matter. She loves it and especially the way it gets stuck to her fangs to where she has to lick it off with her mouth closed.

[theplumpkinpatch]

Hello princess pumpkin pants!

"......What, me?" Punk'Anne points to herself as Taylor comes right on up to the shack.

[theplumpkinpatch]

I posted 533 times in 2022

That's 533 more posts than 2021!

92 posts created (17%)

441 posts reblogged (83%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@agooberscast

@theplumpkinpatch

@pudgy-planets

@itsjustagoober

@sugimoto-dorm

I tagged 355 of my posts in 2022

Only 33% of my posts had no tags

#ask call - 170 posts

#the mun speaks - 147 posts

#please specify muse - 94 posts

#irl stuff - 94 posts

#ask prompt - 77 posts

#silliness - 74 posts

#over there - 62 posts

#:3c - 41 posts

#devouring - 36 posts

#punk'd - 36 posts

Longest Tag: 57 characters

#just send them some fun and silly and wholesome-ish stuff

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Expanding Butt Punk'Anne just busted her gourd and it was the last straw

Expanding X - My muse gains most weight in the specified area (chosen by the asker and if not specified, the mun who answers) (examples: breasts, hips, ass, etc.)

GA-SHUNK!

That is the sound Punk’Anne hears and feels once her gourd gives up out of the blue as her bottom just balloons out past what it is. It’s a few moments of stunned silence before the ghost simply gets up from her seat and/or the floor. She leans forward on her desk to right herself and look back without falling over. A rather jiggly mass behind her, already more-so than the one she already had.

She balls her hands together as a bubbling lid of emotions being pushed to the top, her hair strand on the top of her head starting to waver and wiggle in frustration. She’s trying her exercises to keep from blowing up like her mother does, but this honestly was the last straw indeed.

“I can’t fucking believe that someone decided they needed to blow my ass up today! Of all days, of all times?! Do any of these motherfuckers know how long it takes to actually grow back a gourd of proper size, even when this shit goes back to normal?? I can’t BELIEVE THIS BULLSHIT!!” Finally, she’s had enough and use Rock Smash on her desk, splintering it to pieces and proceeding to continue to do so until nothing is salvageable. This leaves documents and other things needed for doing her job flying around the room and fluttering past her as she tries to not just EXPLODE.

“You know what? Fuck this shit! I’m tired of being the butt of the joke for everyone around here!” She tosses her chair out the window as hard as she can, shattering the glass and making a huge amount of noise. “FUCK THIS. I’M LEAVING. I DON’T KNOW WHEN I’M COMING BACK, BUT DON’T COME LOOKING FOR ME! RRAAAAAAGGGGHHH!!”

Alyson watches, in genuine shock, as her eldest daughter is bared to the world, jiggling away as she grabs a go-away dufflebag, her fishing gear and storms off past the gate of The Patch. She then using Phantom Force to disappear into the shadows and zip away as fast she can. “..........Oh Arceus, what did they do to you, my baby girl?“

3 notes - Posted January 16, 2022

#4

Heath goes up behind Alyson and wraps his arms around her. "Happy birthday, my dear~" He rubs her belly with one hand, squeezing her hip wit another.

"O-Oh? Mmm, Heath, you old romantic~.", coos the giant woman with her fellow giant partner. "I appreciate the visit and the handsiness~.", as she wraps her own arms around him the same.

4 notes - Posted October 31, 2022

#3

The Pumpkins are just bats now.

The peeps in the forest are all back to first stages or fully evolved.

Maribelle is nice.

Seta is back to her original self.

4 notes - Posted April 1, 2022

#2

"That really you P? What the heck turned you into a bat? Please tell me it wasn't your brother, I have enough reasons already to want to smack him..."

Tiny squeaks and cheeps as Punk’Anne tries to explain. It is very hard when there is a language barrier. Seems it wasn’t him, though, if her flapping is anything to go by.

5 notes - Posted April 1, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

" Oh my what a cute little pumpkin apparition you are~! " Elizabeth moves her fattened body over towards the pumpkin type pokemon. " Would you like to come home with mommy? "

It takes a moment for anything to respond to her. What she thought was a pumpkin spirit was just a pumpkin, actually. Very cute and small.

What does respond is the matriarch of The Patch, the Super-Massive Size Gourgeist turning over from her nap to look down at her very plump visitor.

"Cute, eh? Little? Lady, I don't know who you are, but you are either blind...or you've got good taste~." She finally turns fully to face Elizabeth. "Mmm, and what brings someone like you to my territory, little cutie~?"

11 notes - Posted August 20, 2022

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[theplumpkinpatch]

Pumpkin pai, hyuck

Punk'Anne narrows her eyes at the visitor.

"Yes, you may buy some, if you'd like. All proceeds return to the upkeep and the like of The Patch. Otherwise, if you are making some kind of joke, make sure you both stop that and also get better material. I didn't chuckle."

[theplumpkinpatch]

Pool party in Punk'Anne's belly~!

"H-Hey! I didn't fuckin' agree to that?!" She grumbles and hurries to lock herself into the office. "If you all want it that badly, I expect you to fill out forms! In triplicate!!"

[agooberscast]

SuperSize just refers to Annie's dumptruck, anyway

“........God fucking damn it.” Cue a very bashful gourd ghost as she shuffles files and turns away, trying not to show how much it got to her.

[agooberscast]

Gonna be busy all day today, but I wanna push some activity back here. Apparently, it's National Goth Day/Happy Goth Day(?), so pester some of the more 'gothic' characters here.

Here's the focus today:

-Punk'Anne

-Eliza

-Maribelle

-Seta

-Maruko

-Gwen(bio not finished, but willing to write today)

-Raumischa

[agooberscast]

SURPRISE ANNOUNCEMENT!!

After some time to set aside this last night, NINE NEW CHARACTERS ARE NOW (MOSTLY) FINISHED IN THEIR BIOS!

That means they're now available for asks and the like!! The nine are Suika, Zoey, Wyatt, Speckle, Alyson, Vlad, Punk'Anne, Maribelle and Aiko. That's the order I finished them in, so go take a look at their bio pages!

I'm gonna answer a few asks from a good friend who was asking them while I was streaming and then probably pass out.

See you all soon and I hope you like this new chunk of characters of mine~!

[agooberscast]

"I'd say you're a SuperSized cutie too, P." Ashlin smirked a bit.

Punk’Anne whines as she comes over and pulls Ashlin up to herself in a hug firmly. “Hrrrmph, fiiiiine...only you can say it, though...~”

[agooberscast]

Hm. Wonder if she'll get even bigger!

“Who knows? Not me, that’s for sure...”, grumbles Punk’Anne as she goes back to her paperwork. “She could do with losing a ton, honestly. I’m tired of repairing so much around here.”

[agooberscast]

Is there a size of Gourgeist above SuperSize?

“Yeah, that would be my mom...”, points Punk’Anne to across the Patch, revealing the giant shiny Gourgeist, who is snoozing. Even from here, you can tell how humongous she is.

“She calls herself SuperMassiveSize, so there you go?”

[agooberscast]

A surprisingly towering figure of a Trevenant was wandering towards the Pumpkin Patch. Retsing on one of his 'horns' was a Charmeleon. She'd heard about the place, and about a certain dense 'pumpkin princess'. Heath had wanted to meet the actual matriarch, but Ashlin was settling on meeting the successor. Well, potential successor.

Well, they were both in luck! Well, more or less so, as the signage for the place was finally showing up!

'Come on down to The Patch for pumpkins, adoptions and free burials of loved ones!', with a faded cutesy-looking chibi Alyson...when she was clearly a couple thousand pounds lighter.

The trail is nicely swept and clean as they head up towards the entrance, a gated archway greeting them as it creaks softly.

What an oddly warm night, but the patch is alive with the sounds of chatter and music, so someone's definitely in.

'Welcome!', says the doormat at the gate. How peculiar.