#punji pit

[dokiedo]

Golf but with people instead of balls and the holes are punji pits

[strawberryamanita]

Hello, Bethaneigh. I want to play a game.

You have spent the better part of your 20s and 30s harassing other women, to the point of taking political action against their existence, because they do not fit your steadily shrinking parameters of womanhood. Because of your obsession with suffering and self-flagellation in the name of the Divine Feminine(or whatever the fuck they're calling it now), I have sewn the bicornuate uterus of a transmasc individual with a hormonal imbalance into your belly. His ancestry was notorious for having absolutely atrocious menstrual cycles on both sides of his family, in which they experienced ceaseless pain and despair that couldn't be intercepted with even the strongest OTC birth control; and with those genes combined, topped off with a severe case of PMDD, your donor had the worst experience of them all.

Your challenge: survive a full cycle without crying, passing out from the pain, or wishing the Apocalypse would come sooner. You can take as much Motrin as you see fit, but it won't do you any good. You will feel the exact moment your serotonin levels bottom out, and you will think God has beef with you with the pain you will endure. Your craving for chocolate will be bottomless.

Should you fail... you have to spend another month with the uterus.

Let the game begin.

🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️WARNING: This shitpost was made by a neurodivergent transmasc person. Trans people of all kinds are always welcome on my blog, and T*RFs are ALWAYS welcome to fuck off and fall in a punji pit. In fact, this joke is 100% at the expense of T*RFs and their misanthropic agenda. Do not show your dirty, stinky ass on my blog or I will maul you like a wild dog. Thanks!🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

[kath-artic]

thats the thing right. sometimes i forget im fucking awesome

[miiilowo]

god, your art has got me hyperfixating on fnaf again... also your Dead Man William Afton animatic is so fucking cool, and your Vanny au put my brain to work on doing a fnafsb rewrite which I'm having a lot of fun with, so thank you <3

YAYYYYYYYY YAY MORE PEOPLE FALLING INTO MY TRAP HOORAY

[legogonkdroid]

stop fucking talking about brian david gilbert on this post i get it he's white and worked for polygon get over it

everyone likes to talk about fucked up joke spells like "super brain hemmorage" and "fill lungs with water" but i let my players make spells once theyre a certain level and my sorceror just sent me this text

[bbpoltergayst]

guerrilla forcefem. Punji pits with estrogen syringes

[ohbo-ohno]

when serial killers ghoap catch you and your friends camping in the woods, they tell you that they're going to have a little contest- the four of you will be set loose to try to run, and whoever evades them longest gets to live. (you try not to dwell too much on how confident they seem that all of you will eventually be caught) when the larger man in the mask says 'go' you run as hard as you can, all of your splitting off into different directions as you hear the cackling laughter of the man with the mohawk bounce off the trees. in less than five minutes you hear the worst screams in your life, and you know exactly who they belongs to. you keep running, muscles screaming and sweat pouring off of you, until you come across a giant hole in the ground. you carefully step to the edge and peer in- a punji stick pit with your best friend since 5th grade impaled at the bottom, lifeless eyes wide with shock. they've set traps in these woods, and as soon as the thought crosses your mind you hear another scream, further away, but instead of incoherent noise you can make out the words fucking bear traps look out they've got fucking bear traps before it's suddenly cut off. the silence is sickening. you carefully shuffle around the edge of the pit, eyes straining in the twilight dim for disturbances in the leaves the carpet the ground, trying to keep your wits about you. it's no good, out of nowhere you feel large, strong hands wrap themselves around your mouth and throat, cutting off the scream that tries to escape your body.

shhhh shhh shh, you win lass, good job bonnie, this way now, the voice in your ear insists as you're led back in the direction you were desperately trying to escape. he leads you back to a cabin, not uncovering your mouth until he shoves you to the ground in the little basement.

i thought the winner got to live, you say as you blink up at him.

oh, aye. never said where, though, did we? he laughs as the hulking frame of the skull mask man appears at the top of the basement steps, casually unzipping his fly as he stalks towards you.

the serial killer au ive got partly written is more of a most dangerous game au, but THIS one is soooo good too. anon you should write this and tag me in it so i can read it lol

"shhhh shhh shh, you win lass, good job bonnie, this way now, the voice in your ear insists as you're led back in the direction you were desperately trying to escape. he leads you back to a cabin, not uncovering your mouth until he shoves you to the ground in the little basement. i thought the winner got to live, you say as you blink up at him. oh, aye. never said where, though, did we? he laughs as the hulking frame of the skull mask man appears at the top of the basement steps, casually unzipping his fly as he stalks towards you." oh i am. i am having a moment. wow. this has done things to me that i don't know how to contend with

you've got this sick sense of relief that you're the final girl - you hate that everyone else died painful screaming deaths but... you didn't. only to immediately be confronted with the fact that "not dying" doesn't mean they're letting you go. they're still going to do horrible fucked up things to you.

johnny stroking his cock real slowly when simon ambles down the stairs, tells him look at our pretty little winner, si. gonna be a fun one this time. and all you can do is just stare up at them with glassy, terrified eyes. makes them even harder.

hnggg them praising you and offering like them fucking you is a reward. you worked so hard, did such a good job running and hiding, now you'll take your reward like a good girl. this is what you were competing for, isn't it? c'mon, stop whining like that, you know it's gonna happen no matter how much you fight.

[motherfucker-unlimited]

Luna Child reading the newspaper while drinking coffee every day is still one of the funniest little characterizations in touhou to me. This is Luna Child, she is an 8 year old dad who wears a silly hat and needs her mornin cup o' joe and daily paper to start the day before her shift at the digging punji pits in Reimu's backyard factory

[mercury-waters]

you gotta respect Elementary for not falling into the barely-disguised punji pit that is the Baker Street Irregulars, which BBC Sherlock waltzed right into with its pants down and then comically swan-dived off the edge

like man ACD got away with "this cool detective has a network of starving homeless children that he occasionally throws coins to for information or dangerous work" because Victorian middle-class readers were fucked-up macabre weirdos, but modern readers are Slightly Less Weird About Homeless People even if we've figured out nothing else

[blubushie]

Just finished reading the Wolf Creek 2 script.

SPOILERS FOR SCRIPT BELOW

They changed quite a bit from the script in the final movie—most of Mick's dialogue is consistent though. Also movie 2 takes place 1 year after movie 1, sometime in December (so the height of summer).

When Paul first meets Mick he's stoned on cannabis, which adds an extra layer of funny cuz I can only imagine how bad that trip must've been.

There's a minor character only titled as "OUTBACK BASTARD", a fellow pig shooter who drives a Ford and has a longgun racked on his rear window, that I joked was me from another timeline to Doz before said character was promptly killed. Additionally, Mick dies in the punji pit we see in the film and just comes back to life, going full Supernatural Entity.

We also get confirmation that he actually loves his dogs.

And Mick is somewhat fond of Paul as a drinking partner to the point that he's genuinely disappointed and offended when Paul attacks him to escape.

And the script is gayer than the final film. How much gayer?

Paul isn't the first on the list of "men Mick Taylor has rooted". That's right, there's a LIST. At least FOUR other men came before him.

Mick leaves Paul a love note when he drops him off in Alice Springs. No I'm not joking.

Also. HOLY FUCK THERE'S TWO SCENES CONFIRMED TO BE IN ALICE SPRINGS. Hilarious cuz the first scene with the kids and the kite had me going "hmm that looks like White Gums" every time I've seen it. But THE FINAL SCENE WHEN PAUL'S DROPPED OFF is also in Alice Springs!! Now I've gotta rewatch the film to see if I recognise the road he's dropped off on...

If it's anywhere near Undoolya Road I'm immediately shooting myself for not recognising my own hometown.

Bonus points: Greg got the vibe of Alice Springs down perfectly. Quote:

“Paul snaps awake on a side street in the outback city. A few cars lazily pass by. It’s early and no one takes much notice of a drunk passed out on the streets. Even if he is covered in blood. People presume a bar fight from the night before. Or just plain, ‘don’t care’.”

Blu, lying in bed and reading that fondly: Ah, home. <3

[oxventurestuff]

Corazón - "Oh, it's a classic punji pit."

Dob - "No one roll into it in their sleep."

Corazón - "Egbert roll into it in your sleep."

Episode: Peak Performance Pt2

[kath-artic]

i need a new stupid ass hobby to add to my repertoire.

[fake-fire-emblem-takes]

Wish these games had more spiked pit traps.

I think they're called Punji pits? Like the character. Pretty infrequently used boss archetype for sure, though

[trenchgardens-ooc-ooc-ooc-ooc]

zjoxoa dying in a glue trap? WRONG punji pit Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2.

[thebubblybutcher]

What's your favorite trap to set? What's your opinion on the trous de loup?

"eheheh, well it might be a little basic, but i just love my bear traps! i made the lovelies myself, you know. the snap and the shrieks when it bites are like music to me!~ ❤️"

"oh, i adore those!! flooding them is always fun, the little piggies always writhe and slip in the mud trying to climb out!~ i'd use them more if they weren't so time consuming to set up!"

//trous de loup ("wolf hole" or "tiger pit"): a conical hole in the ground with a wooden stake (punji stick) in the center, usually concealed and/or set in groups for area denial

[washipink]

Kurogane Spanner in a Punji Pit