#pummel the everloving shit out you!

[1eos]

Anders thinks he’s a revolutionary and liberator but would pawn off Fenris in a second….white liberalism

literallyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

anders: its fucked up that mages live like this. like animals being hunted no one should have their freedoms taken away

fenris: so what would you do if my ex master came to take me away to LITERAL SLAVERY again?

anders: since i don't like you that's fine with me :)

its insane. but not unrealistic kgakkgakg so if bioware did this on purpose (i really can't tell if they did or didn't) then kudos to them on creating such a realistically flawed activist. like the way my jaw dropped when i watched that line play like not the fucking apostate acting like this

[aminta]

love how better call saul makes you first see the sleazy lawyer from breaking bad as an underdog kind of dude then as a dedicated wifeguy, and then finally full circle as someone you want to pummel the everloving shit out of

[gontagokuhara]

the many faces of danganronpa 1: trigger happy havoc, and whether or not you should beat the shit out of them

spoilers, duh

1 makoto naegi

he’s a good kid, but he has one of the most punchable faces i’ve ever seen. are you saying you see this loser’s face and don’t want to shove him into a locker? not to mention he’s the worst protag. kick makoto naegi’s ass to teach him a lesson.

2 byakuya togami

not only should you beat the everloving shit out of this bastard for being a capitalist, you should beat the shit out of him because he’s an asshole and he deserves it. beat up byakuya togami, but be aware that he will most definitely pay a hitman to take you out in revenge.

3 sayaka maizono

sayaka is most definitely a psychic, so she would see intentions of your attack coming from a mile away. i would not recommend beating the shit out of sayaka maizono, because she might stick a sword in you if you even think about it.

4 hifumi yamada

you WILL beat up hifumi yamada, not because he’s fat, or because he’s ugly, but because he tried to fuck a computer, and that’s the greatest sin of all.

5 kyoko kirigiri

do you REALLY think it’s a good idea to beat the shit out of kyoko kirigiri? not only is she arguably the most capable and competent of any of the trial helpers, she has MAJOR father trauma and will not hesitate to take out that frustration on you. kyoko can and would snap you in half. do not attempt to beat up kyoko kirigiri.

6 chihiro fujisaki

you could beat up chihiro fujisaki, but why would you want to? she’s the smartest character and is responsible for saving not one, but TWO classes from a killing game. not only is she the unsung heroine of the series, she’s also working on getting jacked as hell AND has many friends who would pummel you should you even attempt to fight her. do not beat up chihiro fujisaki.

7 leon kuwata

leon kuwata is athletic by nature which could pose an issue, but thankfully his aspiration is to become the doucebag playing wonderwall on his untuned guitar at college parties and public parks. his stupid goatee offers an ample grabbing point to throw him to the ground, so you could beat him easily. beat the shit out of leon kuwata.

8 kiyotaka ishimaru

you can try to beat up kiyotaka ishimaru, but he will haul your ass to the prinicipal’s office and have you expelled before you can so much as put your hands on him. not only will you be thrown out of school, you will have mondo to contend with, who will have no qualms about kicking your ass. beat up kiyotaka ishimaru at your own risk.

9 aoi asahina

do not be fooled by aoi asahina’s cute appearance. if scorned, she will deliver onto you the anger of one thousand pissed off lesbians. she was more than ready to have all of her friends perish for the death of her girlfriend, and she will have no problem hand delivering your ass on a platter if you even attempt to kick her ass. do not beat the shit out of aoi asahina.

10 mondo oowada

mondo oowada will impale you on his disgusting corn hair for so much as looking at him wrong. you think he wont sic his biker gang on you if you piss him off? do not beat up mondo oowada.

i dont know how to post more than 10 pictures. fuck you tumblr ill do part 2 in a second

[oglegoggle]

I wish I could go back in time and tell Kid-Orv to pummel the everloving shit out of his bullies in school. Not getting in trouble for “fighting” by defending yourself isn’t worth it. Get into fights, kiddo. Dominate them. Violence for violence may be the rule of beasts but sometimes you have to handle a beast in a way it can fucking understand.

[makeste]

BnHA Chapter 143: The Spear and the Shield

Previously on BnHA: Tamaki beat the three assholes who were giving him a hard time. He then promptly passed out. Meanwhile his hero friends continued to run through the villain labyrinth waiting for the next villain to attack and whittle down their numbers some more. Irinaka (a.k.a. the “I am the basement” guy) suddenly whipped up a giant Wallmaster hand and tried to shotput Aizawa through a hole in the labyrinth wall. But Fat Gum and Kirishima took the hit instead and wound up in another boring featureless basement room with some more boring enemies. One of the enemies punched FG and Kiri hard enough to penetrate both of their quirks, which is probably not good. The other enemy is some barrier-creating asshole who seems to be able to make forcefields with his mind. So now Kirishima and Fat Gum have to fight these guys. Fucking great.

Today on BnHA: Rappa (the punching guy) tells Tengai (the barrier guy) not to use his quirk because he wants to fight the heroes without any interference. He punches Fat Gum a gazillion times while an already-beaten-up Kirishima watches in distress, feeling useless. After about half a chapter, Fat Gum thinks to himself that he’s been absorbing all of Rappa’s hits and storing the kinetic energy. He’s almost ready to strike back, but Rappa is coming at him faster and stronger than he anticipated, and he can’t keep up. All of a sudden Kirishima jumps in to take Rappa’s continued onslaught of punches, hardening and re-hardening his body any time the attacks break through his quirk. He gets the shit beat out of him, but his efforts pay off, as he manages to buy FG enough time to prepare his counterattack. Oh, and also Fat Gum is hot now. Like, oh damn.

(As always, all comments not marked with an ETA are my unspoiled reactions from my first readthrough of this chapter. I’ve read up through chapter 175 now, so any ETAs will reflect that.)

well look at me, reading a new chapter two days in a row! you’d almost think I had my shit together. (I don’t, just to be clear)

this title is a whole goddamn sentence. “come on, Rappa, let’s have ourselves a match!!” hell, this is almost a conversation. we are pushing the limits and boundaries for what can be considered a title

Chance the Rappa is all “oh yeah, now things are getting real fun”, thus establishing that he and I are on very different pages

he’s telling the other guy (Tengai? that’s what he’s calling him) to take the barrier down

god bless overconfident shounen villains

Tengai has kind of a monk vibe to him, and he’s telling Rappa not to be overcome by his selfish desires, and that they have orders from Overhaul

see, now this villain is just the right amount of confident, and that is an issue

jesus, now Rappa’s trying to attack him. who paired these two together. the other villains were way more buddy-buddy with each other

did he really just call Overhaul “Overhole” lol. Tengai’s even telling him off for it

now Rappa’s launching another combo punch attack at Fat Gum, and holy shit, he’s really into it though

it almost literally is a rehash of All Might vs the USJ Noumu. even though Fat Gum has an absorption quirk, the attacks are still dealing damage to him

Fat Gum is on the bad end of this matchup. and he’s also thinking that despite their quarreling, it’s likely Tengai will put up another barrier if it looks like Rappa is in trouble

so he’s thinking that no matter what, he has to find a way to take out Tengai first

he’s looking back at Kiri and thinking that he’s taken a hell of a beating too

damn it, Fat Gum. you’re supposed to be keeping these kids safe, so why do I feel like Kirishima is the one who’s gonna end up having to bail your ass out. is it just that class 1-A is so OP? or are all of these pros actually really damn weak

I mean, FG could still have a trick or two hidden up his sleeve, but from the way he’s going on, it doesn’t sound like it

ho boy

that’s nice. a whole nother chapter of dudes just punching each other. fucking great

Kiri, do you wanna get in here, or

Rappa’s getting all fired up, naturally, and telling Tengai not to interfere

and here they go. punchin’

meanwhile Kirishima is watching in distress and thinking that FG is taking those hits for him

he’s upset because he came leaping into the fray confident that he could handle it, but he got fucked up so easily. “and now I’m nothing but a liability to him!”

I swear to god, these superhero kids and their guilt complexes. this isn’t fair. they know exactly which buttons of mine to push

man, they’re continuing to punch at each other, and Kiri is looking increasingly anxious

goddammit Fat Gum, look at this face. this is on you

FG is really getting the everloving shit pummeled out of him

Kiri’s taking a struggling step forward and thinking to himself, “do something!!” and that FG will die if he doesn’t and it’ll be his fault

U.A. really needs to give these kids some counseling because these guilt complexes are eating them alive

uh oh

is his armor down?? like, he can’t activate it at all, he’s reached his limit? fucking shit. that’s both his offense and defense, do not tell me this kid is fucking defenseless right now against these two and watching his hero mentor get beaten to death right before his eyes

his eyes are getting wider and wider, and even Tengai off to the side is observing it

hey buddy can you please stop relishing in my impenetrable son’s trauma. thanks

FG is like fucking dying and he’s all “not much longer now...” jesus christ

even Rappa is like “are you fucking kidding me, that’s really it?”

ohhhhhh shit, HOLD UP. HOLD ALL THE WAY UP, Y’ALL

are you telling me this is some kind of Black Panther shit where he can store all of the kinetic energy and return it all in one huge blast??

FAT GUM MY DUDE. ARE YOU ABOUT TO FLIP A CAR REALLY CINEMATICALLY

Tengai sees him holding up a fist and he’s all “this dude’s plotting some cool shit” and trying to warn Rappa

and yet he’s not doing anything, and Rappa’s not listening, and FG isn’t even doing anything. take your fucking time why don’t you

OH SHIT

KIRISHIMA EIJIROU YOU GET YOUR ASS BACK TO SAFETY YOUNG MAN. WHAT ARE YOU DOING. DO YOU NOT SEE THAT THIS GUY IS PUNCHING SO FAST HE HAS LIKE FIVE DIFFERENT FISTS. FUCKING LOOK AT THIS TWO-PAGE SPREAD. WHAT EXACTLY WAS YOUR GAME PLAN HERE??

I can’t believe Kirishima is fucking dead

nah just kidding. he withstood it. he’s still on his feet. of course he is

so we’re all in agreement that we can’t see shit in this panel. okay then

I’m telling you though, watching this fight in the anime next April is gonna be a gamechanger. we’ll actually be able to see what’s going on, and I’m sure it’s really cool

(ETA: make that October. god that’s so far away. but at least it gives them more time to work on it and make it even cooler I guess.

also, just a reminder that this is actually the cleaned-up version of this panel. this fight is basically just a bunch of angry smudges and speed lines no matter what, huh)

Kiri’s hardened toes are poking through his boots. kid really is going all out

lmao

-- ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

TENGAI NO ONE FUCKING ASKED YOU SO GO AWAY!!!

fuck me. naturally Rappa is pissed

you know who else is pissed. me. because now this is happening

Kirishima you had better not be fucking dead

!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!!!!!

HOLY WHAT. HOLD THE FUCK UP

is... this... hold up. no fucking way

just. what. Kirishima is a bloodied pulp, but cute, cuddly Fat Gum is all of a sudden super ripped and crazy smoking hot???

WERE YOU SECRETLY HOT THIS WHOLE FUCKING TIME. FAT GUM YOU ABSOLUTE BASTARD. WHY DID YOU LET KIRISHIMA HOP IN THERE AND TAKE A FLURRY OF PUNCHES FOR YOU IF YOU WERE SECRETLY A HOT BADASS THIS WHOLE TIME

LIKE, JUST LOOK AT YOU THOUGH. CLEARLY YOU’VE GOT THIS. I CAN’T FUCKING BELIEVE IT. FUCK YOU

...

like. that’s the end of the chapter, but I’m still just sitting here. staring at Fat Gum. and his smoking fist. and sexy hair. and determined expression. oh no. BnHA. what have you done

BONUS:

there’s really not much to say about this picture except that it begs the question, who put less effort into their hero costume, Fat Gum or Aizawa? “thought long and hard” my ass. yeah. uh huh. sure you did

[wannabanauthor]

Seven Shades of Shit Book Review with Caitlyn Lynch: Chapter 4

Hello everybody, and welcome to the book review of Chapter 4 of Seven Brothers of Sin by Cassandra Dee.  I will be attempting to do this sober tonight because alcohol makes it harder for me to wake up in the morning.

Here is a link to the masterpost which the wonderful @caitlynlynch is updating.

Don’t forget to check out her review!  It will be linked here!

In this chapter, we are back to seeing things from Macy’s POV.  If I know Cassandra Dee, we are in for a ton of creamy bouncing tits that are sure to drive the alphas so wild that poor Macy won’t be able to math on how she can take seven dicks at one time because you know it’s like saying it’s going to rain in Seattle.

Let’s get started shall we?

Welp, I lasted for as long as I could.  Excuse me for a moment…

This is my own little cocktail mix: 4 red wine ice cubes, 4 regular ice cubes, a few splashes of Peach Schnapps and Sweet Revenge (strawberry whiskey), and fill to the brim with apple juice.  It’s strong and delicious!  Enjoy!

Now back to our regularly scheduled programming:

Honey, I was reading Harry Potter smut when I was a teenager.  I knew plenty of bookworms in college that were getting their freak on as well.  You can be a bookworm and like sex.  “More than half of the week”?  Was there a time jump I’m unaware of?  Nipple sucking isn’t sex.  It’s foreplay.  “Blasting everything in sight” is not a good mental image for me.  Curse you, ADHD!  And, I assure you that the last thing parents would do is a voodoo ritual to give their sons large penises!  Also, saying that voodoo was used to give them large penises is so disrespectful to the religion belonging to people of color, especially since Louisiana Voodoo was brought over by slaves!

Roll credits! Wait, shit!  Wrong medium.  This isn’t CinemaSins.

Soft bulbs?  Floral or light?  And we have our first “cream” mention!

I swear on a cracker, this bitch needs to stop calling her parents by their first names.  Had my black ass ever done that, I would have received the ass-whooping of a lifetime.  Also, Macy, your parents have lives that don’t revolve around you!  They’re adults, just like you, and they have lives outside of their relationship with you, just like you have a life away from them.  Don’t be stingy.

Honest to god, this part reads like a taboo erotica story.  Like this is pretty much a trope in taboo erotica.  Young daughter gets caught with men while her parents watch…please tell me this author doesn’t have any PI (pseudo-incest) stories because I will not stand for it.

So Macy hears a noise outside, and looks out the window to see the fifth brother working on a motorcycle in his parents’ driveway.

Side note:  Want to know a fun fact about the origins of Adonis? Adonis is a Greek myth.  There was this princess who was in love with her father, and she was going to kill herself or something because she knew it was wrong.  Her maid talked her out of it and came up with a plan.  While the queen was away, the maid disguised the princess and brought the king in to a bedroom to sleep with her.  It happened a few times, and one time the disguise fell off or something, and the king realized that he had been fucking his own daughter.  He got pissed off and chased her and threatened to kill her.  She ran from him for ages while her father’s baby grew in her womb.  I think a god turned her into a tree or something and then a boar struck it with its tusk, and out came Adonis, the most handsome man in the world!

Back to the story: I straight up giggled when I read “pussy juices”.

I cut out the gorier parts of description, but Adonis hurts himself.  I don’t know why she’s still turned on when dude is literally bleeding in front of her.  For comparison, one time I was watching porn and writing erotica when my dad called to vent about something.  I took the call, provided good advice, and went back to writing.  As you can guess, my arousal went away the moment my brain needed to switch gears.  I can also read smut at work and not get turned on.  I’m sure this girl can switch mental gears too.

I do have one question: What in the everloving fuck is a hillbilly symphony?

Where to even begin? Steam does not come from skin. His body would have to be running a fatal fever in order for that to happen.  Is dude trying to cop a feel while he’s bleeding?  Okay, I’m not a medical professional, but the last thing a bleeding wound needs is for the heart to start pumping faster.  Pussies do not gush, and no one can say “can he smell the wet pussy scent” with a straight face.  I tried and failed miserably.

Oh, what a coincidence! Rapeydee and Rapeydum show up with the Rapeytwins to join Rapeycar in the bathroom with Macy!

The summer I turned 18, I was a chubby, shy, nerd-girl who liked to cook, and I easily had three men willing to mess around with me in my car.  It really ain’t that hard, honey.  Especially when you find men who only like to think with their dicks.

I don’t know how her nipples are pointing straight at four men because I’m fairly certain nipples don’t point towards the object they desire.

Vaginal fluids do not seep down thighs without physical stimulation.  I would know.  They will dampen your panties a lot, but not enough to have it drip down your thigh without some touching.

I will forever hate Cassandra Dee for making me Google “rape whistle gif”.

Seriously, fuck you.

Macy gets blood on her, and this happens…can I just say “roll credits” for the harem mention?  Because I feel like I’m going to need a rape notification gif pretty soon.

I must be having an invisible mental breakdown because I don’t have it in me to critique this part. Maybe I’ll just ding it for the tits mention at the end.

Wait, the arousal connecting from her hole to panties is impossible!  Unless she has her labia spread wide open so that her vagina entrance was touching her panties, it should be her labia connecting the strand to the panties.

Okay, I’m going to get technical again.  If she’s really trying to show them her pussy, she’d have to be on the floor with her legs spread wide open.  Do you know how hard it is to look at a vagina when you’re standing?  It’s hard, and these men are much taller than her. I have to bend over just to look at mine.  And the vaginal entrance is near the bottom, so she’d have to be doing that Matrix back bendy move to show them her winking hole.

I would have taken off 100 sins if she accidentally just shat in front of them and they ran away screaming in terror…wait, this isn’t CinemaSins, fuck!

Well, like CinemaSins, I’m a nitpicky asshole, unlike Macy’s, so here is that telegraphed anus wink message in Morse Code:  .. / .– .- -. - / -.– — ..- .-.-.- / .- .-.. .-.. / — ..-. / -.– — ..- .-.-.- / -.-. — – . / –. . - / – . .-.-.- / .–. ..- - / .. - / .. -. .-.-.-

Her butthole would have had to do all of this.  It would have taken at least five minutes to get the entire message across.

Clits don’t stand straight up.  Pummeling boobies aka how I get mine to behave when I put on my bra.  Not sure they can look up her ass and pussy at the same time, but who the fuck cares anymore?

At least Macy knows proper hygiene etiquette.  She’s cleaning her pussy and ass before the men mostly likely eat them.  If the men are behind her, how is her ejaculation hitting the shower walls?  Also fun fact, female ejaculation is part pee.

I’m pretty numb right now, but squishy slaps did make me chuckle.

I think I’ll let this gif speak for me:

Jesus almighty fucking Christ, do I really need to explain that porn is fake, and that they have toothbrushes, showers, and a whole bunch of hygiene shit available to the actors?  Or that even DIY porn creators probably do all that shit before filming?  Shit, hehe, I accidentally made a pun.

And the nightmare that is Chapter 4 is over!

I think there was one “cream”, two “creaming”, and two “alpha” mentions.

By the way, my drink tasted like Capri Sun!  So yummy!

[bussanbaby]

165. “Why did you choose me?”  for anon (human au)

Send me prompts?

The city is dark and quiet, night weighing it down like a thick blanket. Sparse lanterns illuminate empty streets and half-finished buildings, blinking red lights of cranes looming over wooden skeletons and stacks of bricks. This is the kind of district you don’t want to find yourself in after dusk, populated only by stray dogs and garbage trucks, where every shadow feels like a nightmare with eyes at your back, ready to jump and take your wallet before taking your life as well.

  Apart from the distant hum of busy highways, cars rushing like blood through urban veins and sirens singing a song of crime, there’s a rumble of cheers and chatter coming from one of the lit up warehouses near the river’s edge. Off-white cigarette smoke rises in wispy plumes towards the high ceiling criss-crossed with beams and holding cheap halogen lights that make every face look hollow.

 The metal sliding door opens just as a limo stops in front of the building, a wave of cacophonous noise pouring out onto the concrete. A tall figure steps out of the car, all sharp lines, black coat and a black hat with a wide brim shrouding most of his face in mystery. Even though the space is crowded shoulder-to-shoulder, the sea of bodies parts before Magnus as he makes his way up the staircase and into the VIP area, the electronic music bouncing against his ribs in an erratic beat. Between the tables and chairs half-naked girls with smiles stuck to their faces carry trays laden with bottles and glasses of expensive alcohol, as well as with packets of white powder for the more exotic tastes.

“Father.” Magnus greets as he sits down, setting his hat on the table and running fingers through his hair to fix the couple of flattened strands. Asmodeus – a smartly dressed, older man with dark slicked back hair and a gaunt face nods in return, sipping on his half-emptied glass of whiskey.

  They stay silent for a moment as Magnus surveys the scene, the chainlink octagon cage in the middle of the space and men of almost every age gathering around it as the time for the main event comes closer. A hand adorned with the family signet falls heavy onto his shoulder and Magnus barely resists the temptation to roll his eyes.

  “Gentlemen, I see you’re all settled in.”

  Magnus tips his head to the side and watches his cousin take a seat by his father’s left hand and their eyes catch, a cutting smirk surfacing on Azazel’s face which Magnus answers with one speaking of confidence. There has always been a touch of rivalry between them and it shows once again, bets placed on two opposing fighters that are about to compete.

  Azazel leans back comfortably in the chair, one leg crossed over the other and hands weaved together in his lap, a picture of decadence paired with the dark suit and glittering cufflinks shaped like wasps.

  “I’m sorry to say this, dear cousin, but your fighter won’t last.” He says, a challenge thrown like a glove at Magnus’ feet.

 “You would know, wouldn’t you? From what I recall, you’ve lost the last two duels tragically.” Magnus feigns nonchalance, fingers coming to rest again his goatee as if he was trying to remember something. “Ah, how much money was that? Near a million, right?”

 Azazel visibly bristles, but keeps his calm, lighting a cigar instead of replying, but Magnus knows the words dug into his ego; yet, Magnus truly hopes he is not wrong on this. He has chosen to patron his fighter, which means bringing him into the more advanced circuit of bloody glitz and glamour, where victories build the path to stardom in this rotten world of illegal brawling. A loss often equals a new position three feet beneath the cold soil, so for the fighter the stakes are much higher than a few rolls of laundered bills.

 Magnus is pulled from his thoughts when the crowd roars, a bald presenter stepping into the octagon with an old-fashioned microphone in hand.

 “Let us welcome tonight’s fresh blood!” He calls, causing the noise to double again, drunk warlords and drug dealers enjoying themselves a bit too much for Magnus’ liking. “On the right, we have Marco Southerland also known as Vigil!”

  A tall, blond man steps into the cage, doing a fistpump above his head before shucking his t-shirt into one of the corners. To Magnus’ careful eye, he doesn’t seem like much of a challenge – rather slender build, the lack of surety shining in blue eyes and a boyish face, but there is always a possibility of a hidden trick that nobody expects.

  “On the left – Alec Lightwood, our new rising star, the ferocious Wolf!”

  Cheers get even louder, threatening to burst everyone’s eardrums when Magnus’ fighter walks into the arena. He’s already shirtless, hands wrapped in boxing tape, skin covered with tattoos, dark hair sprawling the expanse of a muscular chest and stomach. Jaw tight, brows pulled together and calculating, he pays no attention to the public; focused on the goal, his hazel eyes trace the nervous movements of his opponent.

  Magnus feels a tug of nostalgia in his heart, where there was a boy laughing once, there is now a man with only one wish. With nostalgia come questions and with questions comes guilt, but it’s foreign, trapped behind thick walls, as this is not the time nor the place for deeper thoughts.

  10 minutes, 250 thousand dollars at stake, one life to be lost.

 The gong sings a tune, the battle starts.

 At first they only circle around, light on their feet and guards up; Alec tries out a couple of jabs, quickly becoming the leading force of the battle, the one pushing forward with aggressive attacks. For the first couple of minutes, Vigil only minimizes the damage, lets himself get backed up against the fence multiple times and pummeled ruthlessly by Alec; Vigil’s eye is swelling up and there are multiple bruises forming on his body before half of the time is even up.

  There are no breaks, no rest and soon they’re both breathing heavily, droplets of sweat running down their faces and bodies. Then, the unexpected happens. Vigil charges forward, grappling Alec around his middle and bringing him down onto the bloodied mats with a breath-taking thump. There’s a moment of struggle, where they both fight for dominance, elbows and knees going to work, everything allowed not to let yourself get pinned to the ground.

 Magnus feels tense, his palms half-consciously gripping the armrests of his chair. It can’t end like this, it can’t be over before they even got to talk. Attention focused on the two wrestling bodies, Magnus notices Vigil’s arm reaching beneath the band of his shorts and something glittering in the dead light.

 Absently, his mind recognizes a cheap blade. 

(There are no rules for poor man’s gladiators.)

 A blade.

 Azazel chuckles, his eyes hot on the side of Magnus’ face as he stands up and walks over to the railing, leaning heavily on the rusted metal. Anxiety races through his every nerve ending, but he remains stone-faced, heart hammering in his throat. When Vigil’s fingers wrap around the hilt, the entire world goes slow-motion.

 “Alec! Look out!” He calls loudly and somehow it carries over all of the commotion.

 Alec glances up, eyes searching for the source of the voice, widening when they fall on Magnus. The seconds they share feel like forever and Magnus sees a kaleidoscope of emotions pass over Alec’s face starting with confusion, through recognition and shock  to determination. There’s an almost imperceptible nod, Alec’s throat working to swallow as he gathers his strength.

 With a vicious kick to his gut delivered by Alec, Vigil is on his back and gasping in pain, his secret weapon clattering to the ground far out of his grasp.  The crowd roars in delight, claps and chants in Alec’s name. The fluorescent lights hold his eyes in the shadows, glinting off of the ruby red coating the lower half of his face.

 With a snarl, Alec lunges at Vigil, sitting atop of him, fists driving down over and over and over. There’s no jury, just the thirst for blood of everyone gathered, Alec with his teeth bared and anger present in every hit. It stops being a brawl at one point, instead turning into a personal vendetta on the world, each punch a call for justice for the ones on the wrong side of the scale.

 Magnus doesn’t pay attention to his father laughing in delight at all of the chaos, doesn’t acknowledge Azazel’s quiet exit, stays frozen against the railing and watches Alec beat the everloving shit out of the other guy until someone pulls him off and announces him a winner. Vigil is breathing, but doesn’t move from the octagon, his face swollen and bloody and bearing close to no resemblance to the one Magnus saw nearly 10 minutes ago.

  The main event of the evening is done, bookmakers start milling around the crowd as Magnus says goodbye to Asmodeus, accepting his congratulations with an appropriate smile before he makes his way over to a tiny room tucked into the opposite corner. It’s dingy, with a sink and a cracked mirror above it, a couple of metal lockers and two benches, one of them currently occupied by Alec.

 Magnus closes the door behind his back, locking out most of the noise, leaving the two of them in somber silence, a minefield of questions with no answers. Alec picks up his head from where it was resting in his hands and looks at Magnus, the smile on his mouth a little bit crooked, something bitter sitting underneath.

 “Why did you choose me?” He says, voice raspy, eyes following Magnus’ every movement as he sits on the bench opposite of Alec, a small bit of space between their knees.

  So many answers come to Magnus’ mind at once and he chuckles.

  “I did my research on you – strong, resilient, tenacious… You had good chances.”

  At that, Alec snorts loudly, wiping at his face and wincing when his palm brushes against his nose. “That’s all?”

  “You know it’s not.” Magnus sighs, reaching out for Alec’s hands. There’s a fondness lingering between them even with the years that divide them and Magnus feels his heart leap painfully for the things they had.

 “I’m not a charity case, Magnus. I don’t need your pity.”

 “I’m not pitying you. We’ve promised each other something.”

 They fall silent as Magnus starts to unwrap the boxing tape pulled tight over Alec’s skin, revealing purple and green and yellow bruises bleeding into black-ink tattoos, knuckles marked with scars. Magnus runs his thumb along the lines, Alec’s fingers twitching in his grasp.

 “After you left, it-“ Alec pauses, mouth pressed into a thin line. “Everything went to shit after that summer.”

 Magnus nods. “Is that why you’re a fighter now?”

 “I have to pay back my parents’ debts. God knows they can’t.” Alec laughs, but it’s a hollow sound, devoid of its old mirth.

 So the gossip that went around was true, big money borrowed from the wrong people, misguided decisions and mishandled deals leading to revenge and children turning into orphans.

 “What about-“ Magnus starts, words sticking to his throat.

  “They’re fine. Alive.” The answer comes out rushed, a half-truth that Alec seems to reconsider. “Jace’s in jail, but… we’re okay.” He adds, finding Magnus’ eyes, who nods.

  They lapse into silence again and Magnus moves onto unwrapping the other hand. He feels as if they’re alone in the world, sat in their little bubble, trying to figure each other out. Magnus can sense Alec’s eyes on him, a curious gaze like warm fingers against his jaw.

 “Do you ever wish we could go back?” Magnus almost misses the question, vulnerable and quiet, but he meets Alec’s eyes, finally taking a moment to take in his face from up close – it’s much sharper around the edges, the once patchy facial hair of a teenager a fully-fledged stubble now, but Magnus gets caught on the shape of Alec’s lower lip, the faint memory of it dragging against his skin still tangible.

  He smiles, letting the crumpled tape fall onto the floor. “Every day, Alexander. I wish I’d never left.” Leaning back against the cold wall, Magnus watches Alec move to the sink and wash away all of the blood meticulously until the water runs clear again. Their eyes meet in the mirror, Alec’s reflection distorted by the cracks.

  “We’ve had something good.” He says then moves to grab a duffle bag and pull some clothes from it before starting to change. Magnus closes his eyes and goes back in time; memories like movie frames passing before him – bright smiles, hands tangled together, shy kisses behind the lockers and much braver kisses in the privacy of their rooms, long conversations stretching until sunrise.

  “We have. Do you remember that weekend that we drove far out of the city and had a picnic on the hood of your dad’s car?”

  Alec’s laughter rings out and it’s a song Magnus missed listening to.

  “Oh, I remember another thing that happened on the hood of that car.”

 They both snicker at the innuendo and Magnus pulls himself together with a sigh, brushes off some invisible lint from his coat. Alec’s dressed now, the bag slung over his shoulder and an unreadable expression on his face. They stand opposite each other, two sides of the same coin forged in different worlds.

  It’s strange to feel this sort of familiarity again; after everything they’ve gone through, they’re still pulled together like magnets, until there’s only a couple of inches left and Magnus can count all of the specks of green in Alec’s hazel eyes. Their fingers brush tentatively together, like they used to years ago, when they still had golden futures, before they had to grow up too quickly.

  “You were my first everything.” Alec whispers, voice breaking over the last word.

 They’re both touch-starved and hopeful, too soft-hearted for the world this cruel, but Magnus has never loved anyone more than the one before him, has never felt more at home than with his Alec by his side for so many years. And maybe it was all fate’s doing, to keep them apart for so long only to let them find each other again, to make the dreams a reality once more.

 “I’m still yours if you want me.” Magnus whispers back, pressing closer until they’re kissing and it feels steadying, like finding land after being lost at sea. It’s warm lips and warmer bodies and Alec’s quiet gasp when his back hits the wall. The duffle bag drops to the floor and Alec twists his hands into the fabric of Magnus’ coat; they breathe with cheeks pushed together, and simply hold on even when the closest they can get doesn’t feel close enough. 

Years back, they promised each other forever and Magnus intends on keeping that vow.

[overstalking]

Genji, 76, and Zarya headcanons for when their s/o gets tripped or humiliated by someone?

Hohohooo

Genji: 

- He is beyond pissed when he sees someone deliberately stick their foot out in front of them to catch your leg and cause you to fall over. 

- Because of his speed, he catches you before you can hit the ground but he still spits an insult at them before leading you away from those jerks. 

- He does, however, track them down after he leaves you and breaks their legs. They can’t do terrible things if they can’t move so he makes sure to absolutely shatter their kneecaps. 

Soldier 76: 

- Jack is absolutely enraged on sight and beats the shit out of the punks who think they can pull that kind of crap on you. 

- It takes a lot of pleading from you to get him to stop pummeling them and they’re both bleeding and unconscious by the time he agrees to let up on them, 

- He doesn’t want you being caught up in police matters so he gets you out of there before security can get to the two of you. 

Zarya: 

- Reacts a lot like Jack but instead uses one of her strong hands to choke out the jerk who tripped you while the other lands hard punches to his stomach and you swear you can hear some ribs snap under the force of the hits. 

- When she’s done beating the everloving crap out of them she grabs you and rushes you out of the area in an angry fit. 

- She’s in a pretty bad mood for the rest of the idea, holding you close to her chest as she rants about this was why she always had to be with you to keep you safe from doing things like that. 

[sketchs-trashcan]

Heyyy, looks like Persona Q2’s right around the corner! I was one of the fools who benefitted from amazon’s dumbassery, so I’ve gotten a good chunk of the game done. Figured I’d put up a small guide of some sort so that y’all might have an idea of what might have changed from Persona Q and maybe understand how some of the new combat things work. I’ll put it all under a cut once I get to a computer fuck you tumblr mobile.

I have a less-spoilery section full of general info and a much more spoilery section that pertains to the labyrinths. The labyrinth parts will be mostly about where to unlock special screenings as well as weakness to some FOEs and the boss of the labyrinth. Keep in mind that this is NOT a full guide and I definitely left some things out and/or vague. This is more like the bare bones of the game. Kinda. idk what to call it.

Less spoilery stuff

•don’t play based off of knowledge from PQ, literally almost every shadow has different weaknesses and resistances

•hitting a (fill in the blank)bane lexy with something it’s resistant to can cause it to use holy wrath on a row (heavy damage, all binds) (seems to only be specific ones, i have yet to find a pattern though)

•golden shadows always move first, don’t bother with moves like line guard unless that character is in boost

•FOEs can’t be knocked down

•speaking of knocking things down, you need all enemies to be down before you can do an all-out attack. also, all enemies will go back up after one

•after getting back up, enemies might attack. it’s a bit inconsistent

•you know what else is inconsistent? some of the in-game descriptions and explanations. i’m pretty sure armor smasher or whatever only lasts one turn, not three. also, blue is the weakest color for an FOE, not white. i refuse to believe that a dinosaur is somehow less threatening than a dude in a chicken suit. there’s other problems, but those are the ones i can think of off the top of my head

-i lied. i thought of something else

•in the shop, the “have” section includes anything in storage, while inventory is what you actually have with you. it’s a bit dicier when withdrawing items, i think that counting system’s just fucked

•the huge churros are a bit of a ripoff by the time you can get them unless you want to restore only 30 HP to a row in battle. otherwise, just use normal popcorn (as a side note, i was playing on hard, so my team had to be hella buff to take on the first boss, this could be why i view the churros with distain)

•the hotdogs and large dual dogs, on the other hand, are good. especially the dual dogs, stick to those once you unlock them

•selling FOE bits doesn’t really seem to unlock new items in the shop. very disappointing gosh darn it yosuke, stop messing with the game mechanics

•read item descriptions. i went into the first boss battle thinking gutsy fries were the same as revival beads. they are not.

•sacrificing personas doesn’t seem to create special materials anymore

•unison attacks can happen so long as at least one participating member is in the battling party. example: the unison attack with P3P and the other (human) 2nd years can occur even if fuuka is the only one present (she’ll need to be navigating the battle though)

•unison attacks occur at random from what i can tell. they’re very strong, but don’t count on one always popping up when you need one

•follow-up attacks are also random, but much weaker. they at least knock down the shadow that’s still up and gives you the opportunity for an all-out attack, so there’s that

•always take the opportunity for all-out attacks. enemies might recover before the rest of your team can attack and get into boost mode

•some special screenings seem to be unlocked only if you check the shop/box office at specific points in the game. i don’t know if they’re only at specific points or if they can happen after that, too

•wildcards do not all need to be at a specific level to unlock ultimate personas, so don’t feel completely obligated to keep them up to speed with joker (you should still train them a bit though)

•if two FOEs end up running into you at different times during a battle, the most recent one will kick out the older one (aka you don’t fight both of them at once). which means if you win, the newer one dies, but the older one will still be lurking next to you (this is based off of one special screening where i got cocky and nearly paid the price for it)

That was long. Oops? Well, next up is the labyrinths, so if you want to find out this stuff on your own, best not go any farther.

More spoilery stuff

Kamoshidaman

•i’m 90% certain that the goba-k more is in a golden chest somewhere in this labyrinth. if not, it was in junessic land

•Noir and Queen do not join until after boss

•P3P does not join until second floor (if I’m remembering correctly, otherwise it’s third)

•when rescuing P3P, take out the original shadow, then beat the shit out of tank with everything you have

•just try to stay alive during inital Kamoshidaman encounter, don’t bother too much with attacking (i don’t know if attacking is required for the battle to end, i tried to attack and quickly got pummeled)

•there’s a shortcut that leads to the stairs between the 2nd and 3rd floor, but you have to fight a battle before you can activate it. the battle is not nice

•Boss: Left is weak to fire, right is weak to electricity, middle is weak to fire once left and right are gone

also, the scene where the thieves make their move is fantastic, make sure to watch it. volume on also makes it better

Junessic Land

•you can’t sneak up on the pterodactyl FOEs. even if you sneak up on them. they “sneak up” on you and gain advantage (they’re weak to ice, resistant to curse, and can confuse you, btw) ::edit:: they don’t gain advantage so long as you approach them from the front

-t-rex FOEs only chase you if you walk into their line of sight (they’re weak to nuke and resistant to basically everything else, btw. highly recommend avoiding battle when possible)

•IT minus Yosuke does not join until the second floor of Junessic Land

•Yosuke does not join until you rescue one of the herbivores

•dead end in area 1, D4: regain HP and SP

•for a certain special screening, ammonite is located in D3. don’t be a fool like me. avoid the pond until you find all the chests

•electric gates are essentially mean walls. you can walk right up to them, just don’t try to walk through them

•dead end in area 3, B6: unlocks new special screening

•can begin unlocking unison attacks after rescuing Yosuke

•dead end in area 3, E4: allowing Fox and Teddie to eat the fruit causes them to lose HP and gain SP (probably only matters if one of them is in your party, idk)

•dead end in area 4, F6: unlocks new special screening

•Boss: weak to electric, resistant (and eventually null) to wind

-Left back: Weak to psi. Resistant to ice, nuke

-Middle back: Weak to nuke. Resistant to ice, psi

-Right back: Weak to ice. Resistant to psi, nuke

-Based on context clues (those being the boss going from mostly chilling to beating the shit out of me), I’m 99% certain you do NOT want to actually knock out the “boss”, focus on the back line

A.I.G.I.S.

•SEES minus P3 and Aigis join on the first floor

•the stationary FOEs are stupidly easy to defeat if you have electric attacks

•the other FOEs, on the other hand, are not. they will hurt you and chase you through security gates. do not engage, do not pass go, do not collect $200 (unless they’re either blue or white on your map, in which case, go nuts)

•there are three possible tasks you can choose from to open the lab. don’t know about the other two, but power doesn’t involve battling

•aigis and P3 join on first floor of lab

•dead end in zone 1, C4: unlocks new special screening

•dead end in zone 2, C6: unlocks new special screening

•dead end in zone 2, B5: unlocks new special screening

•southwest corner of small room in lab 1F (corner is in A4): unlocks new special screening

•dead end in lab 2F, B6: unlocks new special screening

•boss: no weakness initially, but weak to everything once hacked first time (it’s still on and can attack though, and the hack is temporary), weak to curse second (haven’t checked everything)

-has an attack that brings everyone to the same amount of hp, using all/line guard is probably a bad idea when it happens depending on everyone’s hp, recommend fuuka as battle nav for healing tide and bringing along someone with mediarama

-seals one attack from each person at random

-uses multiple magic attacks (have found electric, ice, fire, and wind)

-has attacks that can bind magic, strength, or speed

-make sure ALL elements are covered, preferably by more than one skill/person

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•be very wary if you come across an actual set of stairs, there will be a battle in the next open space/beyond the next door

•some stage lifts have FOEs on them

•gnomes turn every three steps

•mr. bear can potentially change its path when you flip a switch

     -in case you were wondering. they are weak to curse. and they hit really fucking hard (as in, over 200 damage while under the influence of debilitate to a roughly lv 50 aigis in the back row, and she’s resistant to physical attacks. big yikes). but. if you use the combination of debilitate/masukunda/masukukaja/orb of haste. they hit you once in a blue moon. so basically never

•there is a goho-m more in the golden chest in the first act

•dead end in act 1, 4C: new screening

•(just assume the rest of these are dead ends) act 2, 3E: new screening

•act 5, 5E: new screening

•act 6, 7B: new screening

•act 6: 6F: i’m 99% certain this unlocked a special screening but for some reason i wasn’t given a notification

•boss: first off. can i just say. WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK IS THAT??? WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?? DISGUSTING!!! EUUURGHHHH!!!!!

-looks like a variety of attacks, including almighty. it depends on where the eye is

-eye is the only part that can actually take damage, the rest seems to be just for boost

-knows mamudo

-eye: immune to everything except physical/almighty

-left arm: weak to wind

-right arm: ?

-head: ? (never figured out these two bc i beat it before i could bother figuring it out)

-real weak point: weak to electric and ice

-later on, if you use any support skill other than your new one (you’ll know which one), the real weak point will bind you again. also happens once everyone is unbound

-side note, normal unbinding items don’t work, unless that was a very unfortunate glitch i had

~to be continued~

[gontagokuhara]

the super danganronpa 2: goodbye despair characters, and whether or not you should beat the everloving shit out of them

spoilers duh / companion to the dr1 version

1 hajime hinata

hajime hinata will not take your shit. he is stuck on an island with the likes of teruteru, hiyoko, kazuichi, and komaeda. you think he doesnt have enough pent up rage to destroy you should you even attempt to piss him off? he may not know what his talent is, but he knows that he can take your ass any day in a fight. do not attempt to beat the shit out of hajime hinata.

2 chiaki nanami

her epic gamer girl reflexes give her a hefty advantage over any potential foes. furthermore, she had certainly had to fend off many disgusting gamer boys who have harassed her at gaming events, so she has experience in kicking ass. do not fight chiaki nanami unless you want to face the wrath of the world’s best minecraft player

3 mikan tsumiki

fighting mikan tsumiki would be like fighting a stuffed animal. she will put up no fight. she will apologize as you are beating the shit out of her. that being the case, if you beat up mikan, you would be furthering the trauma she’s suffering from and therefore you would be a terrible person. you can beat up mikan tsumiki, but doing so would land you directly into hell.

4 her

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

5 kazuichi souda

please beat the shit out of kazuichi souda. he’s a freak and a misogynist and his crimes against sonia kind shall be punished with getting his ass handed to him. beat the shit out of kazuichi souda

6 teruteru hanamura

beat the everloving fuck out of teruteru hanamura

7 mahiru koizumi

mahiru koizumi is dating hiyoko, which is an unforgivable crime. kick mahiru koizumi’s ass, but if you are a man, expect to have your ass beaten in return.

8 byakuya twogami

twogami is the sexiest incarnation of byakuya. they’re also the nicest. unfortunately, they have chosen to disguise themselves as a fucking capitalist, so they deserve a beating for that alone. bully twogami for being a capitalist.

9 ibuki mioda

let’s be real, ibuki mioda would be your hype man as you beat someone up. she could probably just as readily beat the shit out of you as you could her, but she’d rather party with you. do not beat up ibuki mioda, and instead invite her along to beat up others.

10 nekomaru nidai

nekomaru nidai will pummel your ass into the floor and then lovingly massage you back to health afterwards. beat the shit out of nekomaru, but expect to lose and experience the best of aftercare after it.

[makeste]

BnHA Chapter 019: Hey Google, Play “You Say Run”

Previously on BnHA: All Might plus ultraed a bunch of thugs but then the three Big Bads converged on him and nearly ripped him apart. Deku ran back to try to save him and nearly got his own self killed. Then Bakugou fucking Katsuki, Todoroki motherfucking Whatever His First Name Is, and Kirishima goddamn Same Deal as Todoroki showed up at the last fucking second to save the day.

Today on BnHA: Todoroki is a beast. Bakugou nearly gives me a heart attack. All Might is hurt and almost out of time and in no condition to be fighting the enemy. All Might fights the enemy anyway. All Might fucking demolishes the enemy, and sacrifices damn near everything to do it, and it’s the single most badass thing I’ve ever seen in my fucking life.

(As always, all comments not marked with an ETA are my unspoiled reactions from my first readthrough of this chapter. I’ve read up through chapter 31 now, so any ETAs will reflect that.) 

oh damn, Todoroki is so maddeningly excellent at life that he can control his quirk to the extent that he stopped just short of freezing All Might in addition to Noumu

mighty fine job there, Elsa

OH THANK GOD All Might took advantage of that to loosen Noumu’s grip and now he’s hopping out of there

but he’s still fucking hurt! the guy was fucking clawing at his old injury, and even before that happened he was already close to his limit. I really don’t like this at all

now everyone is just staring at Facepalm. like, fuck you, dude

“WE DON’T LIKE YOU”

Bakugou still has his hand on Kurogiri’s neck. just blow him the fuck up already. of course you pick now of all fucking times to go all lawful fucking heroic

Noumu’s just sitting there in Kuro’s void all

his expression literally has not changed once since his first appearance, but it’s amazing how all it takes is the right context, and just like that it becomes hilarious

“you’ve pinned down our way out” yes he has! but for whatever reason, he’s not going for a killing or even a disabling blow! and it’s making me fucking anxious!!

and now Bakugou is monologuing like fucking Peter Pan hlkhsakdh. “OH THE CLEVERNESS OF ME”

listen Baku, that’s great that you’ve figured all of that out and all, but I’m serious now, you had better blast this guy sometime today or this is all about to get extremely fucking dire again

now he’s recalling when he first tried to attack Kurogiri at the outset of the surprise attack, back when he nearly blasted him and Kuro was like “that was close.” except that as far as Bakugou’s concerned, he might as well have said “BOY THAT WAS CLOSE, IT SURE IS GOOD THAT HE DIDN’T HIT MY WEAK SPOT RIGHT OVER HERE.” apparently

it is pretty clever tbh but omg I just want him to stop dragging this out already. my heart can’t take

he’s telling Kuro that he’ll blow him up if he decides he’s doing anything fishy. I’m sure that’s going to pan out

seriously Bakugou, it’s football season now in the U.S. and I just watched the Packers come back from a 20-0 deficit, after their quarterback fucking died in the first half but was then somehow resurrected. I’m just not in a mood to underestimate anyone right at this moment, least of all a bunch of shounen villains whom the author has clearly invested a great deal of time and thought into, and who are thus quite unlikely to just die here a mere 8 chapters after their introduction

ughhh

Facepalm is acting entirely too calm for the heroes to not be on their fucking guard right now

aaaaaand now he’s telling Noumu to “take out the explosive brat”! :’D

haha! bitch if you fucking try anything I will go out and buy like 50 mouse traps and wait until you’re sleeping and then stick those things all over all fourteen of your creepy superfluous possessed fucking hands

so now Noumu is hauling his ass back out of the portal... and his arm and leg are literally crumbling, WOW

son of a bitch I’m glad Todoroki’s on our side

Deku and All Might are watching this and wondering what exactly Noumu even is, which is quite a reasonable thing to be asking yourself at this point

oh, great. apparently he has hyper regeneration too and can regrow his limbs and repair all of his injuries in an instant! so that’s just fucking great

does Todoroki have a limit to his ice powers? we don’t know of one yet, at least. hey bud, can you just. freeze him again real quick there

or if you really want to be a dear, maybe try freezing Facepalm since he’s clearly the ringleader in all of this??

now All Might is heroically leaping into the fray once more

and now it occurs to me that Bakugou and Todoroki (and Kiri) may in fact be acting so frustratingly complacent because they, unlike Deku, aren’t aware of just how close All Might is to his limit, and just how fucked they’ll be if that actually happens. as far as they know, All Might doesn’t have a limit. he’s fucking All Might. why would he?!

so in fact I can’t blame them, because they’re not aware of just how close to the knife’s edge they’re actually walking right now

nnnnnnnnngh something is happening with Bakugou, something or someone is approaching him and it’s probably Noumu!! 8|!!! I’ll have to scroll down in order to see but I’m worriiiied sob

[peeks through hands]

um. what the hell just happened

it looked like something was disintegrating for a second there in that FWSH panel but other than that? I got nothing

(ETA: I’ve read this chapter like 4 times and I still don’t know what was going on in that panel, honestly. everything else is pretty clear now though)

whatever it was, it was too fast for any of the kids to follow. even Kacchan has no idea how the hell he suddenly got where he is

I personally have a guess

MY GUESS IS CONFIRMED

ALL MIGHT IS SO FUCKING GLORIOUS. THANK YOU FOR SAVING MY SON’S LIFE!! PLEASE MARRY ME!!

now Facepalm is sarcastically praising him, as villains do

this is the second time he’s mentioned something like this now. I’m starting to get the feeling it has something to do with whatever his motivation/backstory is. you know, what with this being the first arc with bad guys, as of yet I have no idea what BnHA’s Villain Redemption Policy is. but I have to say, I can’t see myself ever liking this nutjob. so he’d better not try to pull any Vegeta/Byakuya/Itachi/Mukuro type of shit, that’s all I can say

and now he’s ranting about how it’s ~not fair~ because when bad guys do bad guy stuff violently, it’s bad, but when good guys do good stuff violently, it’s fine!

there are so many logical holes in this argument!! but!! it’s also one of the themes I was lowkey hoping the series would explore, and it looks like maybe it will, so this is pretty exciting!

but his argument here is just so fucking wrong, though. like dude, you really can’t see how All Might’s “violence” is just a little bit different from you and your friends’, Mr. “LET’S KILL SOME CHILDREN HAHAHA”?

lol now All Might’s calling him out on his bullshit and basically saying that he knows full well this psycho isn’t a Mukuro-type. I fucking love this

and now these four boy scouts are feeling empowered

I LIKE THEIR FIGHTING SPIRIT. THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THAT THE “WITH ALL MIGHT SUPPORTING US” PART IS SECRETLY FLAWED!!

and now All Might’s telling them to get out of there because he knows, sob

jesus christ Deku are you seriously pointing out all of All Might’s weaknesses right now in front of the fucking enemy

I get that he’s worried about him but dude!! some discretion, you know???

thankfully All Might cuts him off, but the damage is probably already done

Facepalm is now instructing Noumu and Kurogiri to go after All Might and says that he’ll handle the kids 8/

hey so Todoroki, maybe now you might want to try freezing this dude’s ass?? like what are you waiting for though??

fuck me, All Might has “barely a minute left” now. this had better be like one of those Dragonball Z minutes that’s actually 15 episodes long. or else we’re really in a bind

and now he seems to be powering up to do something...

oh my god

okay, can I just say, I’ve seen a LOT of anime eyes in my day. magical eyes, cursed eyes, eyes in all shapes and styles and every last color of the rainbow. but All Might just may have the coolest fucking eyes I’ve ever seen

and I’ve actually thought this ever since we first saw them in his Skinny Steve form. there’s just something so cool about the black eyes with blue irises combo. it doesn’t look like any other character I can think of, and it just works for him. I’m unfortunately at a complete loss for how to explain just why I like it so much, because I always read these chapters so late, and my brain’s not up to the task. but anyway! the point is that he’s awesome and this closeup is crazy intense and is giving me life right now

even everyone else watching is just blown the fuck away by the sheer badassery he’s suddenly radiating at this moment. THE SYMBOL OF PEACE IS ABOUT TO FUCK SOMEONE UPPPPPPPPPP

HE’S PUNCHING NOUMU AND HE DOESN’T SEEM TO BE CONCERNED AT ALL ABOUT THE SHOCK ABSORPTION, AS THOUGH HE HAS SOME SORT OF PLAN NOW

OH WOW

HE’S LITERALLY JUST PUMMELING THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM

WELL MORE LIKE THEY’RE PUMMELING EACH OTHER I GUESS

WOW. GOTTA SAY, THAT IS ONE OF THE MOST SHOUNEN THINGS I’VE EVER WITNESSED

ohh SHIT, All Might says that since it’s “absorption” and not “negation”, it implies that he must have a limit

and now he’s basically saying “oh, you built this thing to be badder than me? well then in that case I’ll just have to be EVEN BADDER”

ALL MIGHT IS FUCKING CRANKING IT UP TO ELEVEN AND IT IS GLORIOUS

BUT HE’S ALSO DYING STILL

DON’T DIE ALL MIGHT

A HERO’S ALWAYS READY TO SMASH THROUGH TROUBLE OH MY GOD

HE IS LIKE THE LIVING EMBODIMENT OF SHOUNEN

OH MY GOD NOW HE’S SAYING THE THING

THE NONSENSICAL THING THAT I’VE BEEN KIND OF ROLLING MY EYES AT THIS ENTIRE TIME BECAUSE IT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE

AND TO BE HONEST IT STILL DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE

BUT...

...I THINK ALL MIGHT MAY BE STARTING TO WIN ME OVER ON THIS ONE

my GOD that was satisfying to see

(ETA: you guys. YOU GUYS. I watched this scene like a half a dozen times in the anime. it. was. so. cool. like honest to god one of the single coolest and most badass things I’ve ever fucking seen.

so what I didn’t realize is that BnHA is one of those newfangled anime that actually runs in seasons, instead of starting one day and then just never stopping ever again. I have seen so many good series brought to their knees by attempting the latter. it drains the budget, necessitates all kinds of obnoxious and pointless filler, and ends up forcing things to be unbearably dragged out. but by condensing BnHA’s first two arcs into one 13-episode season, the anime sidestepped all of these pitfalls entirely. the animation has been gorgeous, and they only animated what was in the actual canon! no fucking filler omg.

and the soundtrack. GUYS. I had no idea the OST was going to be this fucking good. and just, when it gets to this scene, and the production values just jump up ALL THE NOTCHES, and the music starts to swell, and All Might is being so cool and THROWING ALL THE PUNCHES, and the fucking SKY is getting dark for no reason at all except that EVEN THE SKY IS INTIMIDATED BY HOW BADASS HE IS, and there are all these wind effects and camera angles and I’m losing my mind, and then ALL MIGHT SAYS. THE. THING!!! and then KAPOOOOOW

just. it fucking floored me. like I wanted to cry almost. my adrenaline was so ramped up I was practically ready to do backflips. that shit made me want to go out and save the world.

I fucking understand plus ultra after that, man. I get it now. it’s like my third eye has been fucking opened. universe tell me your secrets. oh my god)

the kids are staring in shock

there is literally smoke clearing. from the flurry of punches. they were punching so furiously that somehow there was smoke

All Might punched him over 300 times in like, 10 seconds. damn, All Might. that sounds like the kind of hyperbolic thing I would say to describe something like what you just did. only you actually did it

goddamn

so now only Facepalm and his convenient friend with the convenient escape power are left. I wonder what will happen next chapter lmao

BONUS:

JIROU!! ANOTHER OF MY FAVORITES!

she has such a weird power and I fucking love it

unfortunately her power is incompatible with all iPhones manufactured since 2016

“she looks like she’d play bass” yessss

did I mention that I love her?? and I ship her with Momo lol