#pulling pigtails 🙄🙄🙄

[killeroos]

Virat Kohli and Glenn Maxwell giving Cameron Green a hard time during a pre game interview (x, x)

[suntoru]

playing with genshin men’s hair

summary: lol setting their silky locks on fire

⤷ feat: diluc ragnvindr, kaeya alberich, xiao, kazuha kaedehara, bbg scaramouche, shikanoin heizou, tighnari, kaveh

a/n: ik i said angst… but i js couldn’t resist 😋 it will be coming soon tho

warnings: fluff, a bit of swearing, maybe some sussies tbh i don’t remember

─ ✰ DILUC might be reluctant to let you take care of his hair at first, but once he experiences it, he’s addicted. he absolutely loves the feeling of you gently tugging the tie that holds his hair after a long day. it feels as though the burdens that once weighed him down are being set free by you, releasing him from his darkness. the soft smile you give him as you inquire about his day makes the weight of his everyday tasks it all worth it. your fingers work precisely, making sure to never rip out a hair or damage it in any way. he feels like he’s almost in heaven when you massage his scalp and detangle it with the utmost care. he hasn’t experienced such gentleness and care in such a long time, for even a mansion gets lonely without someone to come back to. even though you know he could just ask one of his maids for a professional head massage, it makes your heart melt every time he shyly asks if it would trouble you too much for you to do it.

─ ✰ KAEYA thinks you’re so adorable like this. comfortably seated on his lap, legs loosely straddling him, he thinks he’s in heaven. your eyes crinkle in concentration, lips pursing together as you try your best to make kaeya’s hair look as good as possible. originally, he asked if you could help him to tie his hair in his signature ponytail, but it seems you have veered off course from your original mission. you stick your tongue out and squint as you try and tie kaeya’s pigtails evenly, slightly irritated that a strand was poking out and wasn’t fitting. he’s trying not to laugh at the funny faces you pull, only because you’d pout and sulk in a corner if he mentioned it. kaeya finds it so endearing that you’re trying the best you can to be so gentle, as if you apply too much pressure he’ll break and shatter into a million pieces. he’s studying every small change in your expression, entertaining himself in the midst of your little hairstyling session. when you pull back, much to your delight, kaeya’s even cuter in pigtails then you ever imagined. paired with your pink bows, it’s hard not to squeal over how soft he looks.

─ ✰ XIAO gives you the side eye the second you pull out the bright pink hello kitty hair clips from your bag, instantly dreading his decision to answer your call. not really he’d ditch teatime gossip with babagrill zhongli for u <3 “you want me to do what?” as if the answer wasn’t already obvious 🙄 his cheeks turn just as pink as the hair clips, then he vanishes with a poof, gone as fast as he came. he’s just flustered, don’t worry, he’ll be back any minute! as you silently wait for his return, you secretly spell y/n’s on the back of the clip :) when he gets back, he’s hit with your barrage of attacks, (puppy dog eyes n pouts) and he ends up caving. while you’re clipping the hair out of his face, he refuses to make eye contact with you, eyes burning the floor in embarrassment. you’re really going to be the death of him though, when you start to coo at him. “awww, my cutie patootie pretty baby boy is so gorgeous!” he can’t take it and teleports again but bumps into ganyu and ventitty 💀 embarrassed, he teleports back to you n he refuses to tell you what happened 😞 you try and concentrate on xiao, but you just can when he looks so adorable it’s not your fault :((( the pink kitty clips accentuate his hair n when he pouts it’s just ☹️ what have u created

─ ✰ KAZUHA would never want to inconvenience you in any sort of way, but when you beg him so nicely, it would be meaner of him not to accept… right?? he absolutely relinquishes by the way your face lights up instantly at his yes, a giddy smile you can’t contain spreading across your face. pulling you toward him, he kneels on the ground so you can sit comfortably while doing his hair 🥹 adjusts his head too so you won’t have to strain your arms. (boyfriend material™) he hums the tune of your favourite songs to fill up the peaceful silence that surrounds your room. once you’re done tying his hair, you’re a little bit anxious for his reaction. he’d never judge you, no, but… his ponytail is breaking free in some parts, the hairtie is tangled in his hair, it’s tied too tight at the base, and you’re sure by the time the day ends, his head will be sore. overall, it’s not your best work, and you feel you’ve caused more trouble than help. “y’know kazu… maybe you should just do it yourself!” you reach to untie the scrunchie, but he gently grabs your wrist and assures you that it’s fine, he’ll love it either way. standing up, he smothers your face in kisses, making sure to express his appreciation. “thank you dove, it’s lovely. now let me repay the favour.”

─ ✰ SCARAMOUCHE “what is the point of this? it seems useless.” sprawled lazily across the couch with his head on your lap, oversized hat long forgotten as he stares up into your eyes. he expects to find your true motive, the thought of you betraying him screams inside of his head. but he finds nothing but love and reassurance, no anger or resentment in the window to your soul. in that moment, all his doubts disintegrate as he ever so slightly nuzzles his head further into your legs. nails dragging on his scalp, you gently scratch his head as you read the latest novel you’ve received from a friend. the feeling is warm, intimate, mundane. it’s new, but not rejected, and he finds himself enjoying it more than he’d admit. you appreciate the peaceful moment, but what’s a relationship without a little bit of teasing? “hmm? oh, you don’t like it? i’ll just stop then.” you raise your hand to move it off, but scaramouche’s reflexes are faster. he pushes your hand back onto his head, a slight blush tinting his cheeks. “idiot. i never said to stop.”

─ ✰ HEIZOU loves the attention he gets when you style his hair. both from you, and other people. what’s not to love about it? sure, he sacrifices some of his dignity walking around with elastic bands bunched up in the most randomness places, but can that really be measured to your happiness? the silent giggles and playful smiles you give him while sits patiently for you is absolutely everything. he basks in the fact that while you’re styling him, he’s all you’re focusing on, loving the care you provide for him. he especially loves it when you put headbands on him, the ones with cute designs :((( or when you use a claw clip to really show off that he’s taken, this little bitch gets so smug at the fact that you’re protective of him. even if all the other detectives tell him he looks goofy in it, or the citizens inazuma can’t peel their eyes off of him, he still keeps his head high and carefree personality intact. instead, he just laughs it all off, and takes it as jealousy. he thinks that they wish they had a gorgeous significant other who puts this much effort into him. after all, who cares about other people’s opinions when yours is the one that only really matters?

─ ✰ TIGHNARI is practically obsessed with the feeling of your hands carding through his hair, massaging his sensitive ears after a long day of patrolling. sometimes he gets overstimulated by all the noise, so it’s nice feeling your gentle fingers take away that pain. he talks to you about his latest discoveries and how he’s so close to unlocking the full potential of a certain plant. if you’re not paying close enough attention, you’ll miss the breathy sighs and contented mumbles he’ll make. unlike another fluffy eared boy, he won’t try and resist you if you touch his ears. he won’t explicitly tell you he likes it, but it’s quite obvious given the lack of protests he gives when you ask. you feign ignorance for his sake, just happy that you get to touch possibly the softest ears in all of sumeru :(( if you ask the any of the other rangers, tighnari wouldn’t ever let anyone touch his ears or tail, sassing them if they even tried to ask. but when you do it, you’re welcomed with open arms and endless cuddles. you’re just special 🫠 collei is super jealous

─ ✰ KAVEH certainly is something else. for the entire day, he’s followed you around the akademiya, accompanying you as you make your rounds. as much as you love seeing his pretty face, you’re certain that his motives aren’t that innocent as helping you out. choosing to keep quiet, you just continue on instead of making a big deal out of it. at the end of the day, you thank him for his help as his chest puffs up with pride. however, when you turn around to leave, his jaw drops. seriously? not even a thank you kiss or hug? not even the thing he wanted the most out of all? as you collect all of your things to leave, he starts to panic. “b-but y/n, aren’t you forgetting something?” he stutters. “oh, you’re right! thank you for reminding me!” you exclaim as he sighs in relief. he closes his eyes for a glorious head pat, but is instead disturbed of his bliss from the sound of your keys jingling. he visibly deflates, giving up on trying to receive your affection. “i’ll be off now. thank you kaveh!” patting his head and giving a peck to his cheek, you run off so you’ll get home before it turns dark. doing so, you miss seeing his previous downcast expression morphs into a lovesick everlasting smile.

©hawkssimpsblog 2023.

[mossyivy]

Leon’s wife is the type of wife to pick at her husbands face and back all day. He’d be watching TV in the living room and suddenly she’s sitting on his lap plucking his eyebrows because she’s bored. All while he complains that it hurts. (That man was been beat to death yet can’t even sit still while getting his eyebrows plucked. 🙄)

Or she’d make him do some stupid silly skincare. He’d get a silly headband to push his hair back of course, he’d just be half asleep as she gently spread the clay mask across his face.

Violet and Lia would probably mess around with his face too. They’d drag him over to Violet’s room and make him go to their “Salon.” A place where they literally torture him with girly things.

They’d put his hair up in little pigtails, probably beat his face to the gods too. He’d come out of Violets room looking like a pretty princess. His left eye filled with dark colored eyeshadow from Violet and his right with pretty colors and pastels.

- Anon! 🎀

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No literally she'd be an absolute menace with grooming him. He has no idea why she loves it so much.

"Ow!" He flinches as you rip another long hair from his brow.

"Oh it doesn't hurt that bad you big baby." His grip on your waist tightening as you lean back to assess your work so far, not wanting you to fall back and crack your head on the coffee table like last time.

"You're not the one having hair ripped o- ow! I thought I married a scientist not a beautician..." He huffs as you giggle at his pain, putting the tweezers back into the small brow kit on your lap.

"I'm a woman of many talents." You reach in pulling out the brow scissors, grabbing your wrist he stares at them.

"What are these for?"

"To shape, relax I'm not gonna cut your eyebrow off." He stares, raising his freshly plucked brow, you sigh. Leaning into his ear to whisper.

"If you let me use the scissors I'll let you do that thing you like." Your tone is teasing, his head turns to you.

"As long as I want?"

"Mmhm, and I won't even complain." He lets go of your wrist immediately, leaning back like he's in a professional chair ready for someone to do their worst to him. You smirk, going to shape his brows. His arms pull you closer as he watches you work through slightly cracked eyes.

"For the record, I like when you complain. Makes me know I'm doing it right." You flick him in the chin making him chuckle as you continue to work carefully.

You sit back, nodding to yourself.

"Oooh, we have twins!" You gasp staring at him.

"What! What!?" Your voice is barely above a whisper as you lean back in.

"You have grays in your beard..." You immediately reach for the tweezers, he pushes them onto the couch.

"No! It's bedtime!" Standing up, he lifts you into his arms, making his way towards the stairs.

As for the mask thing I personally think Leon has sensory issues when it comes to stuff on his face, when clay is chunky it makes him think of... the past.

But I could see him being okay with those sheet or charcoal masks that peel. But you'd always fight him on doing the peeling because let's be real it's gross but super satisfying. An it's always funny watching him cringe at how nasty his pores were.

Putting the little creams on him after is his favorite part! Because that means you use a jade roller over his face. He loves that thing. Wishes they came in the size of a paint roller for his back. Every time that little roller touches his face he melts. He'd almost be purring it feels so good to him.

Not only is he getting to do a routine with his adorable wife but that damn roller nearly makes him fall asleep standing up at their his and hers sinks. You'd kiss his chin once he's nice and clean, pull off the cute little tabby cat headband off his head.

"We're done?" He looks so sad. But you always end up having him cuddled up to your side by the end of the night, using a wooden rolling hand massager on his back. He'd be out like a light, snoring away in 20 minutes tops.

But the skincare routine definitely started after his girls loved playing salon with him (not mommy because daddy always listens to the kid gossip and gives the best feedback)

Violet's talking about her 2 friends arguing over who gets to play with her at recess or sit with her at lunch while putting his hair up in tons of tiny pigtails with different colored hair ties. All while Lia would be just clipping on any little beret or cute clip she could find from her collection to his bangs.

Leon would walk out of there and into the kitchen while you're doing the dishes. You look at him and grin.

"Rough day Leona?" You joke, making him groan as you laugh. "You look like that doll from the Rugrats if she got into a fist fight."

"The girls thought I looked beautiful!"

[nosafety-smokingfirst-again]

When I have my hair in pigtails it’s a sign to pull it during doggy🙄

[lnkedmyheart]

I love the idea of Chuuya figuring out Dazai has a lizard brain and a desperate need to pull his pigtails and using it to manipulate Dazai into taking care of himself.

Chuuya- I hate people who get a full 6 hours of sleep. I cant stand being near them at all, makes me want to die. 🙄

Dazai- taking notes to do just that to piss Chuuya off.

Chuuya- ugh who even eats 3 full meals a day? 🤢

Dazai- deliberately eating multiple meals a day just to piss Chuuya off. His lizard brain not realising he is being manipulated into taking care of himself.

He doesnt care for Dazai of course, he is doing it for the jobs, he needs Dazai to be healthy so that he doesnt pass out during a job is all.

[stellaluna33]

After I saw this gifset:

https://www.tumblr.com/stellaluna33/718856656550838272/stydixa-make-me-choose-anonymous-asked-jess?source=share

I wondered… would he have let Rory push him into the lake if she had said ‘Yeah. Yeah, I think I do, actually’?

(I figured I’d ask you, since you’re my go-to Jess expert. 😂)

Hmmm. Would Jess have actually let Rory push him in the lake? Let me think about this for a while because I'm not exactl- YES. The answer is YES. 😂 That boy loves it when Rory pushes or pulls him around; it's debatable whether he's even out of the "pulling pigtails is a form of flirting" stage of life yet. She'd have to touch him to push him in, wouldn't she? That's a win as far as he's concerned! And he seems to look back on Luke pushing him in with fond amusement! So... not only do I think he would have LET Rory push him in the lake, but he probably would have been all Han Solo "I think she likes me!" about it too. 🙄😂

[imhereformr]

Winx S2 E18 In The Heart of Cloud Tower

See, this is a much better title than the last episode

"my personal spa" Griffin 😂😂

WAIT GRIFFIN CAN CURE BLINDNESS? But Aisha had to cure herself???? Like what, Faragonda couldn't call her up and be like hey one of my students went blind fighting your ex-boyfriend, come fix this.

I don't understand how Musa sleeps with her pigtails... That must be so uncomfortable

Griffin saying good when Aisha tells her she hasn't slept for two nights 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Oh hey Griffy finally figured out that the trix have control of the tower too

LUCY YOU SAW THEM GO THROUGH THE WALLS WHY ARE YOU SURPRISED

Cops don't exist in this universe, that's my only conclusion. The trix are wanted criminals, you know they're in your school, so what do you do? Call the cops, no. Send 17 years olds after them. FFS.

"how will we communicate?" you... Have cell phones? Just call and text each other

Aisha wanting Griffin to scare Stella 😂😂😂

"don't worry I won't run out on you" Bloom you were about to

"you put each girl with her worst match" Aisha and Flora are canonically best friends... How is that their worst match?

Why is everyones solution to get in touch with Bloom? 🙄

Tecna making a pun. She's so cute 🥹 🥹 and she looks so proud of herself 😂😂

Even the witches are asking Bloom for help? Seriously?

"You don't stand a chance" "were aware of the odds, thank you" Tecna 💀💀💀

Oh Aisha and Flora are a bad match cause they're both cowards... Okay 😂

Winx just pulled the nerdy character says something nerdy and gets told to say it in English. Now I know this show isn't exactly what someone would call good writing, but that right there is some Disney Channel bullshit.

Griffin can communicate telepathically? That's so cool! Someone make a Griffin based series. This episode alone has convinced me that we need it.

"it's always about control with you. What ever happened to good old fashioned chaos?" 😂😂

That door looks awfully concerned to no longer be where its supposed to be

Discorda is the cutest pixie

Have I already wondered why pixies are the guardians of very important artifacts? You can literally flick them away. Not very effective.

Have we even decided what the spell is going to do in the end? No Stella, you haven't. Bloom told you you had no time to discuss it so all of you just went for it.

One zap. One single fucking zap and Discorda is down for the count. Fucking pathetic

[scenedenial]

pulling out ALL the stops to make good tips today. two pigtails. full face of (natural 🙄) makeup. skimpy little outfit. PLEASE GOD YOU DONT KNOW HOW BAD I NEED THIS

[gnfountains]

STOP PULLING HIS PIGTAILS AUSTIN IT WONT WORK 🙄

[copias-thrall]

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When Rain is 💯 done with this sh1t

[bonbonthedragon]

I'm not sure if my request submitted the first time I made it bc my phone reset itself as I hit submit, so I know you're busy and if it did end up going through, feel free to ignore this🤣 but could you do some hcs with Kiri, Bakugou, and Hawks with their s.o asking to play in their hair, please? Putting hair bows, pigtails, beads, and just braiding it in different ways? I think that would be SO cute🥺

This was so cute, I just did head scratches, I hope that was ok 🥺 kiri was my favorite 🤩

Bakubabe :)

He loves it

But don’t tell anybody that

He’ll only “agree” to let you do it behind closed doors

Complains about it, ug fine, gues you cAn play with his hair 🙄

If it’s in front of other people like the bakusquad

He’s going to again make it like it’s all on you

He’ll give you hints that he wants his hair played with though

Sitting on the floor in your room, you duled it out with kirishima on the tv, leaning more and more into it as your character got closer and closer to the finish line. Katsuki, who was laying on your bed “bored”, squinted, his gaze having been burning into you for the whole game. God, just look at him already!

“Yes!” Kirishima threw his hands in the air

Your shoulders slumped “gg”

But before you were going to go through another game, you felt a nudge on your back, turning to see Kat had poked you with his foot. The blond continued to stare you down until you set the controller down for kamanari to take. Getting up, you snorted and pushed your boyfriend to scooch over. When he did, he laid his head on your lap and made sure to face away from his other friends, head nudged in your lap, nuzzling. You ran your hands through his lockes, hearing him sigh as his arms wrapped around your misdrift.

“Awwww- ow!” Yeah kamanari was hit wi the the controller....

Birb man :)

Mans has never thought he’d get to heaven until you started doing this

Touch his mess of a hair and he’s going to be asking fo more

You brought this on yourself

It’s literally a must now

“Keigo” you whined, shrugging him off for the 10th time. The hero still didn’t give up, continuing to nudge his head into your arm “I’m trying to workkkkk, this part of my book has to be due by Friday!”

He only whined himself, sitting up and grabbing your wrist, using what feathers he had left from today’s attack and picked up your laptop. You gasped, hands flying to grab it and he took the opertunity to slide in and lay on your lap. His heathers took off with the devise, his body weight pinning you down as you tried to squirm from under him.

“This would be a lot easier if you just wouldn’t struggle, dove”

You sighed, Keigo reaching for your hand and leading it to his blond locks. You didn’t even move your fingers, looking down at him with half lidded eyes. He didn’t notice, too occupied with trying to get you to move your hand, so he flinched when you just rested your forehead on his while leaning over. He made an ‘umph’ sound as your skin met his and he smiled, angling his head better so your lips met. He kissed you lightly, emphasizing the ‘mwah!’ When you leaned away, earning a goofy tired smile from you.

“You have 15 minutes” you said

“30”

“15”

“25”

“20”

“21?”

“10?”

“20 it is” with that, he rolled so he could smush his face in your thigh, sighing against you as you worked his hair.

Rock boi :)

Not even shy with it

Be in front of everyone, he doesn’t care

Good or bad days, he’ll scoop your up and take you both to go sit somewhere

He’ll pull you in his lap and rest his head on your shoulder as he nuzzles into the nape of your neck

He’ll also occasionally give you kisses on your neck

“Yeah, so then ashidoOOOO-ah!” You were suddenly picked up bridal style, the girl in the commons beginning to giggle along “kiri, it’s girls night” you said softly

He wiggled in on the couch in between momo and asui, plopping you down to face him in his lap and he wrapped his arms around you.

“Awww, I don’t mind if he stays” Hagakure said

“Yeah, I mean, kiri is technically one of the girls with how often he’s with you when you with us” asui stated

You sighed “you sure?” you said, legs going to get comfy around his waist and already beginning to take off his cloth headband

They all nodded, turning the movie back on and pouring drinks for every cuss in the film, ashido handing you yours since you could reach anymore. Humming, you felt his hot breath on your neck, felling his lips meet your skin briefly before he was just hold you tigh against him. It wasn’t long before the boys were wondering out if their room they were using for boys night to find where their friend went. Soon, the whole class was down stairs, playing games with each other while you and kiri slowly drifted off.

[pluviophile-imagines]

i'm sure i just spammed your notifs but sis!!!! usurper!gojo!!!!!! i'm in love with your writing ugh and i have a question. have you thought about the reader in canon? is she a sorcerer? a civilian? are she and gojo still together?

ADJFHDB ur good i think its so cool when i can tell someone's going through a specific tag of mine, im flattered u like the concept & my work that much!!!! ironically up until i got this ask i hadn't thought abt that reader in canon but after some pondering i kinda fell in love with the idea n here's what i came up with.

i think she is a sorcerer! not like special grade, id put her at around nanami's level; that is to say, having achieved black flash but not Hugely powerful (have i thought abt her ability? no i do not have the brain power for that sorry kajhbdf). now in the au she n gojo r childhood friends—i don't rlly wanna apply that here, bc his childhood in canon is implied to be v heavily influenced by his status & his clan and i imagine her to have come from a non-sorcerer family (or perhaps one only vaguely involved with the society, like maybe one of her parents was one of those people who could see curses but not a sorcerer??? idk, trying to apply the low-ranking-noble thing here) but either way not someone who he would've known since an early age. however since they're the same age theyd be in the same grade in hs! so i like the idea of her going to the kyoto school, while hes at the tokyo one, and they meet at the goodwill event thing they do every year where he.....

well, in essence, falls in love right away and in classic gojo fashion decides the best way to express that is though aggressive pigtail pulling in the form of beating her ass 🙄 bc of course. so she Hates him at first, and he is Madly In Love

now i v much like the idea of them spending the next many years in that oh-so-classic frenemies situation where hes silently pining after her while being A Menace and shes slowly falling for him despite herself lmfao. maybe she even transfers to tokyo after their initial meeting for whatever reason??? idk! not gonna get too into it but i do think by the time they graduate it evolves from him pestering her while shes annoyed into a close friendship where...... he still. pesters her. bc hes gojo pfft do also like the idea of her becoming a teacher (or otherwise working for the school) when theyre adults as well <333 bc i am a cliche and i simply adore it <333 i love the idea of her being a radical progressive wrt the society much like him n nanami, n thats one of the reasons he's so head-over-heels (sometimes...... he gets her to rant abt how the higher ups suck and the system is broken...... and watches with heart-eyes as she's angrily rambling.....) but yeah. also i rlly like the idea of her n nanami being v close solely bc theyre very similar KJAHSBF (this is also true in the au btw hes one of gojo's royal advisors i just havent mentioned it lol).

ANYWAYYYY i think!!! round abt the time hes idk 25 he comes to her and is like listen so the elders in my clan r rlly riding my ass to get married and pass on my genes and shit (not a lie, he just doesnt really care) and like shoko said she wouldnt do it (blatant lie he never asked her) soooooo u wanna maybe get hitched??? n reader's hesitant at first but then hes like look u n i share the same ambitions abt sorcerer society, we both wanna change it, its good for us to get married yanno? i give u the gojo name and suddenly theyve got two of us to contend with, two of us to send off on missions if they dont want us around, whaddya say?

and as established in the au one-shots, miss reader is an ambitious lil thing. n sure this might pose some issues (despite herself she is in fact v much in love with this fucker shes not super sure her heart could take being married to him......) but hes right, marrying the strongest sorcerer puts her in a position to help him change their society for the better and also hes Loaded who tf Wouldnt want a piece of that gojo fortune so she says fuck it why not.

and cue the agonizing "we're literally married and pining but havent even figured it out yet" slow burn as shoko and nanami and megumi and literally everyone who even somewhat knows them is tearing out their hair watching them KSJDHFB

[kaidans-alenko]

Ngl if I learn someone likes Mass Effect their opinion of Kaidan is how I gauge them as a person lmao. Neutral/just don’t mesh? That’s fine, everyone has preferences. Fan? We are now Best Friends you’re stuck with me. Hatred/harping on the one “he whines about his headaches” thing they like to use? Byeeee if you don’t like pixels talking about chronic health issues you won’t like me having real ones 🙄

Omg same anon! Yeah like if you're willing to kill a character because he brings up his disability one time(the other characters ask him he never is like "wahh feel bad for me" 🙄) I'm super concerned for the actual people with disabilities in your life like...yikes my guy 😬😬😬😬

I had a dude I used to work with he knew I loved Kaidan (i have a little plastic doll of him I used to carry in my apron for when I got anxious at work 🙈) so he took that as an opportunity to tell me how much he hated him and all that like don't care didn't ask.

My mom claimed it was the pulling on the pigtails because he liked me thing but um no gross

[writer-in-theory]

cj? who's that? sounds annoying.

im agent bl with the fbi and we demand that you answer --- ALL OF THEM.

wow yeah thanks for being here agent bl if it's a demand from the fbi then guess i better answer all of 'em 🙄

angel - what’s one character trait you like about yourself? uhhh i'm like a roach. i'm resilient as hell. the world just keeps trying to squish me but jokes on them i'll be here forever.

doll - what’s your favourite outfit? my favorite outfit right now is my lucky high-waisted jeans and this really cozy gray sweater that's just barely cropped. paired with my gay converse, of course.

pumpkin - what’s your favourite weather and why? i love love love like, september weather where the morning is barely chilly so i can wear a sweater but by noon it's warm again. i hate being cold but i really love cold weather clothes, so compromise.

baby - what makes you feel better when you’re down? a hug. and ice cream. and a comfort show. or, depending on what the upset is i used to do kickboxing and i used to have a punching bag back before this apartment that i'd use to burn off some steam.

sugarpie - what’s your favourite sweet treat? ICE CREAM. but if we're talking like a baked good, it may sound weird but i loveee carrot cake.

kitten - are you a dog person or a cat person? cats. i am petrified of dogs.

princess - if you could live in any other time period, which would it be? i mean, assuming that like, period-typical discrimination and stuff didn't exist...idk that's hard. i'll go with the 80s just so then i wouldn't have to do so much research for stranger things fics.

peach - what’s your ideal aesthetic? i change up my aesthetic on the regular, but i always seem to come back to the general, like, dark academia style i guess?

darling -  what romantic gesture makes you feel the most loved? hand holding. but like the kind where you're like busy doing something like watching a movie or like reading and your partner just like grabs your hand and holds on while you both do your thing. it's sweet to me.

button - do you have a type? what is it like? ehh women who could beat me up and idk for men.

sweet pea - what’s your favourite flower? i really love magnolia flowers. they smell so good and they're gorgeous.

sunshine - what’s the nicest compliment you’ve ever gotten? well, i was told i was someone's sunshine, speaking of. but also i was told that i brighten someone's day just by being so me and that just was so nice.

baby girl - how do you like to be held? tightly. idk, just arms around me and i can tuck away my face like in their neck or shoulder or chest. i sleep rolled up in a weighted blanket, if that says anything.

lover - how do you show someone you like them? i pull their pigtails. no, i tend to get really nervous and am bad at that, but i do tend to make more excuses to spend more time with that person. like, things i could probably do on my own i'm asking for company, or stuff like that.

buttercup - what does/would your online dating bio say? omg do i pull up my cringy tinder from undergrad? i do.

gemini, intj, slytherin my talents include knowing enough useless facts to rock trivia night and pretending i can sing like taylor swift. my favorite character from grey's anatomy is bailey and if i had to vote someone off the island it would be owen.

boo - what’s your dream date? oh thats so hard!! i'm really bad on dates if i get too overwhelmed or too focused on it being a date, ya know? it's gotta be lowkey. i love coffee dates, or a girl once like packed a bag of food and we ate out on the campus lawn and talked.

wild thing - what’s something about you that surprises people? uhhh i'm not sure actually!! i know people tend to be surprised by my personality once i get close to them, just because i'm so quiet and reserved upon first meeting people.

bubba - tell me a funny story from your childhood.  i once cracked my head open on a corner of a wall while i was running around. the adults were all panicking and debating on if i needed to go get stitches and if i'd be okay, and meanwhile i was using this distraction as a way to get into my birthday cake early. i did need stitches but more importantly, my devious plan to get cake worked.

love bug - what song would you love to have sung to you? oh idk there's so many. i sat here for a long time i did.

cutie - what’s your favourite fairytale? i always loved the ugly duckling as a kid, as well as the little mermaid.

dumpling - what’s your favourite movie right now? mmm i've been watching love actually and 10 things i hate about you incessantly lately.

my love - what would your dream home be like? well, not my permanent home but for the next several years i'd love to live in a NICE apartment in the city. a lot of windows and cozy furniture, very open. idk.

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armys are currently spreading even more shit about exo? They’re pretending to be exo fans and making a petition for exo to get medals 🙄 making us look like we’re demanding them. they’re trying to make us look like freaking psychopaths when they’re the crazies sitting there pretending to be other people. There’s a saying in my culture about people who are no good having black hearts and every time armies pull shit or puts down everyone but their own all I think about are their black hearts.

they just never stop do they? :// i don’t understand why they have to do those things. what? just to prove that their fandom is better? that exo-ls are little spawns of the devil?? that they’re the victim? i don’t understand why they have to do dirty things like this. it saddens and upsets me because loving a group and being into kpop shouldn’t be //this// toxic. we are all just supposed to like who we like and support those who we want to support. i don’t know why we have to grab each other’s pigtails and pull hard it inflicts pain.