#ptp haechan

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i fear i am losing my mind without an update of ptp ..

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mark and yangyang duo nasty as hell they’re so messy 😭😭😭

mark who likes to indirectly provoke haechan and has the benefit of being mc’s fwb situation son vs yangyang who also likes to provoke haechan and instigates everything son… HAECHAN CHOOSES THE GUN.

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YANGYANG I CAN’T BREATHE how are you going to mention twitter while your friend has gotten into an argument like there are other things to adress 🤦‍♀️ i still love yang we fw him irl.

i hope haechan dies. in six hours (I CAN’T INSERT THE JAEHYUN PIC hope we get what i mean now.) only one of us can win and that person will be yn thank youuuuu

ABOUT THE BET… you literally are the author it’s up to you to decide who gets the cat for now YOU write the plot omg THE WORLD ISN’T FAIR it’d be too easy for you

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HSJFHSKDJSK HE FORGOT TO LOCK IN FOR A SECOND like remember why you were invited to the..argument?

she already won the idgaf war (kinda) SHE WILL NOT FALL DOWN THIS QUEEN WILL PREVAIL AND HAECHAN WILL PAY. you’re so right about that last part like EYE am making this why am i acting like i can’t decide the answer myself 😑 thank you tho june you’re so sweet like yogurt shake 🥺

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i stole this from june

you sending this RIGHT AFTER june sent hers is killing me like you guys came here with the same mission #FUCKHAECHAN #TheDevilDonghyuck #EVILPERSON

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this ptp!haechan shade omgggg FIGHT BACK HAECHAN…..

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lowkey in NEED of a mark smau like pls pls pls bro the dynamic y/n and mark have in ptp is actually just so cute I NEED A SMAU PLS LQFILES PLSS as soon as you mentioned what the relationship mark and y/n have i've completely fallen for that man and tbh forgotten about haechan PLS I NEED A MARK SMAU I ALREADY KNOW YOURE GOING TO EAT 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

this reminds me of how after i posted that one chapter where mark was like “what about us” i got a load of “WE NEED MARKYN” inbox messages about everyone dropping haechan likeshdjshcjd GUYS STOPP ROOTING FOR THEM OMGG 😑😑 FOCUS ON HAECHAN. i do agree that i find the dynamic i gave them rlly cute too but unfortunately they aren’t rhe focus </3

unfortunately i don’t see myself writing a mark smau in the future atm sorry anon 💔 if anything i have long fics planned for mark WHICH i did have this bffs to lovers fic planned where mark tries to shoot his shots with mc or this other fic where mark is a celeb who is down bad for mc (yes i am a sucker for down bad loser mark) so i hope that makes up for it 😓

i know i also said i wont make an smau after this BUT if i don’t got anything else to write i do have this small smau idea planned for jaemin that i came up with yesterday 🩷 anyone a jaemin fan here? + SEE MARK MENTION DOESNT THAT SOUND NICE!!!!

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realising that in both score that goal and pay the price that yn is close with mark, and jisung and haechan finding this out and getting jealous over him is actually sending me (like she’s so real i too would be obsessed with mark if he was in my life)

AND YOURE PROBABLY NOT GONNA BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY IT WASNT INTENTIONAL JAHSKAJJSK like for pay the price i just wanted to make mark as this cutieful guy who is in his own world trying to make it as a soundcloud singer who y/n adores while for ptp i was like i wanna make both yn and hyuck non committal and was like “i need y/n to have a fwbish person” and it was just like… OKAY MARK LETS GO. he is like the default character for everything i guess

i’m just insanely attracted to him it’s bad for me yall, i totally get them

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https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMrNJepL7/

this is... so haechan vibes 😭😭 idk if you saw this video but it popped up on my fyp and yeah...

HDKDHSKDJSK THIS IS LITERALLY HAECHAN OMFG 😭😭😭 the fact that he decorated those letters too, no wonder y/n folded.. the way i hadn’t even seen this tiktok yet but it’s crazyyy how it’s basically ptp haechan omgg

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ouuu u answering asks… the ptp update around the corner i fear… lets hope in this one haechan is begging on his knees and sobbing asking for forgiveness omg that would be the chrismast gift ever😭💔

i like how this is just my thing like yes.. me answer is indeed a preparation for an update.. and well he’s DEFINITELY desperate 😂🌚 SO LOWK YES WE GOT THE CHRISYMAS MIRACLE LETS FREAKING CHEER AND POP SOME BALLOONS ynhae is so going to be fine soon guys ❤️‍🩹🙏🏽

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yn is falling for him x2............

he shoots and he scores fr.........

he is being desperate af which mc is a sucker for and in return she wants him twice as much than she usually did like this mastermind… he ran from across the field all by himself bc his teammates (renyanghyun) are useless and dodged all the incoming defenders (jaemrinarei) and scored STRAIGHT into the goal. ptp!haechan knows ball tactics fr.

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chat he’s HIGHKEY fucked cuz why the FUCK is he so self aware. he knew what he was saying was wrong to yn AND HIMSELF?? STUPID BITCH I HATE YOU PTP HAECHAN amazing work as always miss lqfiles because i viscerally reacted 😜

anyway idk if i said this before but nct smau’s esp urs make me wanna rip my hair out (in a good way) because sometimes half these mfs don’t actually interact outside of nct u and THAT makes me want to rip my hair out (in a bad way) like fym jae and yangyang don’t have one sided banter like that irl 😔😔😔 and just yangyang w ANYONE outside of weishen??? besides jun… like why can’t they just all be bffs for real. different subunits and age groups be damned.

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ME EXPLAINING TO YOU GUYS that haechan did that because he believed it was the best option since the conversation with mc clearly wasn’t going anywhere so the best settlement was to just pretend like it wasn’t that serious EVEN THO THEY BOTH BASICALLY CONFIRMED IT WAS he just tries to gaslight himself BECAUSE he isn’t ready to face the truth that is the fact that he is literally in love with her BECAUSE he wouldn’t be able to know how to deal with that conclusion which is why he tried to figure out what she thought they were and go with that which goes back to him settling for the best label.

also i think that’s the fun part of all this hajdhskfjdj like in what world would jaemin rei karina be a friend group (they would be a cool ass one..) does jaehyun even KNOW yangyang like that 🤔? WDYM HAECHAN SEES MARK AS A RIVAL PLSSS this is the fun part like just unserious as hell and we love it

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i finally caught up w ptp CAN WE ALL CHEER PLS ;!!!! i was acc re reading stg n then read ptp again bc you're js to good ... TRUST i will reread stg again in a few weeks bc i have TERRIBLE memory !!!!! feeling VERY grateful bc i am alive the same time as u are .. #iLoveLqfiles like we breathe the same air THATS SO CRAZY .

also i loove the way u write everyone I LOVE THEM SM THEY'RE SO SILLY N LOVEABLE NO MATTER HOW INSUFFERABLE THEY ARE AT TIMES 😖 n haechan is sooooo 😵‍💫😵‍💫 stand up plz .. HHSSJJQ

also pass this message on to june thank u my carrier pigeon w a tiny hat 👒👒

hello june (with the intention of eating sand w u 💓)

~ chi !! 🦭🦭 (your sign to make me the official seal lover oomf ..)

HAIII CHICHIBEAR :3 I CHEERED 🎉🥳🍾🎊

your making me shy plz 😓 and WHY ARE WE SO ALIKE i have the shittiest memory too like its CONCERNING i should look into alzheimer in earlier ages because this memory loss.. ALSO STOPPP YOURE SOHJSJDKW if that’s the hashtag you carry then i’ll proudly wear a badge that says #P-oisnTheGreatest around!!! CANT BELIEVE I KNOW THE GOATED MB MAKER….

i physically just can’t not make them silly like i love very unhinged smau characters (my first experience at unhingeness being from this one twt smau.. i was kinda gagging like why don’t we have more silly characters in smaus) WE NEED MORE SILLY FIC CHARACTERS!!!! STOP MAKING YOUR CHARACTERS BLAND!!!! also pls don’t start on haechan, i need him in ways i can’t describe rn because my account would get deactivated

i’ll pass the message on 🫡🫡🫡 ALSO AAAACKKK you’re so seal i can see it… URI KIYOWO SEALNIM 😭😭😣😣

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yn taking time to change haechans contact photo omg PROGRESS!!!!

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ptp from haechan’s pov would’ve shown that he had changed y/n’s contact from “y/n (neighbour that complains a lot)” to “y/n (gf)” ever since that one day, JUST TWO CUTIEBEARS

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ptp haechan is so “i’m scared of my wife and it lowkey turns me on”

THIS GOT ME SOOHSJDHHDJDH he is soooo into bossy woman trust that… like yezzgawd give him that scary back talk 🤦🏽‍♀️ there is a reason why he feens for the daily kill yourself affirmation like this FREAK. we got his tea 👀

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CALLING HIM A CUCK IS ACTUAL DIRTY WORK FUCK IM CRRYIKNGNGNT

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this is how ptp yang views haechan

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I HAD TO ASK because i was reading ptp to my bsf on facetime to get her caught up,, do u have a specific hyuck in mind for ptp!haechan? like era wise (mainly hair…) because i’m SICK thinking about natural hair mullet hyuck… from the live stream however long ago.. when he was just drinking wine the whole night… that’s how i imagined he looked.. opening the door after we was fuckin on the other side of the wall…

also asking cuz stg!jisung his hair changed a couple times so it matched well w diff eras follow-up question what would stg!yn have done had she found out ab his other hairstyles (chewing gum bowl cut, glitch mode white etc)

can u tell i miss stg….

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you reading ptp to your bsf on the phone is so 😭😭😭😭 like okaaaayyy bonding time i love it!!! anyways the haechan that i have in mind is actually the one is his pfp, the fact check orange copper hair colour, my plan was to have him get his hair dyed later in the plot tho, it’s not a lqfiles story without a bit of hair dye 🌝🌝 (and yes it will be that haechan later but we can’t be drooling this soon come on now..)

of stg!y/n wouldve made probably made like multiple tweets flaunting her boyfriend saying “why don’t we all just die” and rank it all or sum and probably tell him to private his account once the tweets gain traction ILL ACTUALLY MAKE A QUICK BONUS CHAP FOR THAT JUST FOR U GIVE ME LIKE A DAY (because i miss them too)