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vera-king-hrfl · 3 months ago
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It has been pointed out to me that I tend to avoid mention of a certain male body part. So like, I have been known to write m/m smut, and the only thing that goes through my mind when I consider what that looks like is this.
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And then I laugh too hard and can't do it.
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deepbluexsea · 3 years ago
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Task #21: What’s in a (Nick)Name?
Rating: G. Relationships: Johnny & Joan. Recurring Characters: Johnny, Joan. Warning or Notes: GIFs by @andremichaux.
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It was Diana Joan Ward, a fiery brunette in pigtails and an ET t-shirt, who gave Jonathan Michaels his nickname – the one he would go by for the rest of his life. He was sitting in the front row of fourth grade math. Their teacher, Mrs. O'Connell, had been done teaching for five minutes, already seated back at her desk. Jonathan was engrossed in the assignment the kids had been given to complete, which was not unusual. Though his classmates liked him and he had plenty of friends at school, he tended to have his nose in his textbooks or work instead of talking during classes. He was not only a rule-follower in general (unless the rule was bogus and could be argued), but he also just liked to learn. So there he was, minding his own business, when a wad of crumpled paper sailed through the air and hit him square in the back of the head. Not wanting to get in trouble, he didn't turn around. It was probably an accident anyway, he thought, since he wasn't typically involved in the shenanigans of 9-year-olds. The other kids were likely goofing off and starting to get out of hand – not that Mrs. O'Connell would notice, considering she was so old she could have had dinosaurs for pets. Her hearing was no longer at its best. "Psssst," the noise came from behind him. "Psst, hey, Johnny Michaels," the girl continued, and then another paper ball hit him in the back. Miffed, Jonathan swiveled in his chair, his blue eyes landing on Joan two seats back. She was leaned halfway out of her seat in order to look at him. "My name's not Johnny," he whispered. Her eyebrows immediately furrowed. "Yes it is," she whisper-yelled back, confused. "No, it's not," he told her. "What do you want?" Joan's expression was still comically perplexed. "I want you to move your big head," she said. "I'm trying to see the board." Without a response, Jonathan turned back around and ducked down out of her way while he finished his worksheet. It only took him a few more minutes anyway. When he rose from his seat and turned in his paper, Mrs. O'Connell gave him a warm smile in return. "Thank you, Jonathan. You may go to recess now." It was twenty minutes later before Joan came running out of the building onto the playground. Even though she and Jonathan hadn't really talked much before today – if at all – she came barreling right up to him, interrupting a serious game of pretend baseball he'd been playing with three other boys. "Hey Johnny!" she called as she ran. "Hey Joanie," he shot back quickly, which made her come to a screeching halt in the grass. Her eyes narrowed. "I was going to tell you sorry for saying your head was big," she said. "I thought there was more on the board I couldn't see because what I could see did not make any sense, but there wasn't. It really just didn't make any sense. So, sorry." "It's okay," Jonathan replied. As it turned out, Joan actually seemed pretty nice. "Do you want some help with math?" She looked a little surprised – maybe even a bit relieved. A smile came to her face, her front right tooth missing in it. "Okay. Thanks Jonathan!" she said before spinning around to run off again. "You can call me Johnny!" he yelled after her.
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veeples-archive · 4 years ago
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psssst psssst vee 30 for chatalie ty
anything for you, anna dear 💞 have a deeply repressed lesbian.
30. Things I wish you’d said.
Becoming open with Charlie has become somewhat choreographed.
They move around each other in a carefully articulated dance. A well placed opening line at an opportune moment (I can see you’ve read this book a lot by the creases in its spine, Charlie. Will you tell me about it?), following the other’s steps, only to spin away (I would love to, it’s one of my favorites. It’s one that stays with me - you know the kind, don’t you?).
Neither gain ground quickly around such subversive tactics. But there is progress and Nat is a patient partner.
It is a delicate operation she is playing. Charlie is like a tightly furled ball of paper. Folded over and over again, creases overlapping each other, threatening to rip apart. There is a pattern to it all, one that requires a discerning eye. It’s fortunate then that Nat is a quick learner and Charlie her favorite subject.
Yet—
Sometimes, they are so close to breaking their dance. There is something in Charlie that demands to be heard, that tires of this practiced waltz. Something trembles at her core. It pleas in soft, insistent whispers. Tonight, when Charlie wraps her hand around her arm to tug her close, it nearly slips past.
Raw desire simmers in Charlie’s dark eyes dropping to Nat’s mouth. Mere inches separate her from tasting the mystery of those lips. They are cresting a hill and Charlie need only to reach for her, to ask for what she has wanted to give for weeks—
Charlie shies away. Leaves her with that horrible ache and the gnawing need for Charlie to so plainly ask her:
‘May I kiss you?’
send me more micro story prompts!
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hfsodihfoifuweoi · 4 years ago
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sleigh bells ring, are you listening?
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psssst. have you heard? we’re looking for some wanted connections! ❅ our hospital is in need of staff! surgeons, doctors, nurses, administrative staff, oh my! ❅ our mayor elect is looking for her wife, to keep her from going completely looney due to job-related stress, as she takes office in the new year. age is mid to late 30s, but all other details are up to player. ❅ a local radio station manager would love to bring her first serious girlfriend home for christmas this year ❅ the high school varsity football coach, whose high school ex is going to roll into town this christmas, like the human wrecking ball that she is, with his sixteen year old daughter in tow that he had no idea existed. suggested face claims include logan browning, or nathalie emmanuel, age is 34, but all other details are up to player. ❅ a local hair dresser’s apprentice is getting a real surprise this year, when a half brother she didn’t know she had shows up in town, looking to get to know his big sister. suggested face claim is ben plat, age would be mid-20s, but all other details are up to player. ❅ various siblings to beef up families, with various details and fcs up to players: — local bartender sadie aberdeen’s big sister, rosemary. suggested fc is caitlin kinnunen, age is early 30s — kindergarten teacher eloise frost’s two siblings and her dad. they’ve been a tight knit group since her mother passed away — virginia smith, head chef at a local inn, is missing a two siblings — paramedic morris reeves jr. would love his mom. after losing his dad when he was 14, they’re all the other has. age is early 50s, suggested fc is gabrielle union ❅ partners, divorcees, the ones that got away, and more! click the image or discord invite below to take a look, because there’s a lot a lot of other connections.
--- we are a literate, appless discord-based roleplay, set in leavenworth, washington - a very real, teeny tiny town, with very made up businesses. there is no character cap in effect and with times being as stressful and busy as they are, we’re super understanding when it comes to activity, because everyone is doing the best they can. we are lgbtq+ friendly, and poc friendly! i would love you forever if we got to see some more of each, and our first non-binary characters join us! make us the home of your favourite ic drama, and your fluffiest, christmas and hallmark-movie based roleplay and shipping dreams! ping us with your questions, or click here to hop on our server: https://discord.gg/76rAB69BGn ❅❅❅ welcome to leavenworth, washington, america's ultimate holiday town. from annual traditions to monthly festivals and everything in between, there's always something happening here, and city council is always up to something exciting. for decades, leavenworth has been a top tourist destination on the pacific coast, and more than a million tourists visit every year for a taste of northwestern hospitality.
thanksgiving is over, and with the holiday season fast approaching, everyone's favourite little bavaria is about to make its annual transformation into a snowy, twinkly, magical slice of the north pole in the pacific northwest. there's magic in the air, and the snow hasn't stopped since october. santa's village is going up in the town square, where a giant christmas tree is already in the place of honour, to be lit by the mayor as part of opening festivities for the holiday season.
it's a time for giving, forgiving, and a time for locals to come together. a time for endings, for starting fresh, and second, third, fourth, and seventh chances.
happy christmas!
--- walking in a winter wonderland.
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sanguisviscera · 5 years ago
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Plushie: Revolución
PLUSHIE: REVOLUCIÓN
The stuffed animal shelf of a major toy store.  The store has been closed for awhile and all is quiet.  We see a wide variety of stuffed animals neatly displayed on the shelves. There should be lots of color and design, perhaps alarmingly so.  When we first hear the characters speak, perhaps we do not immediately know who or what is speaking given the array of faces and stuffed plush bodies on the shelf.
Several beats of stillness.  Then we hear a distant clock strike midnight.
SHARON Pssst.
beat
SHARON Hey!  Psssst.  Mildred!  You awake?
beat
some rustling is heard
SHARON I heard that!  Don’t ignore me.
VOICE #1 Shut up! 
VOICE #2 Go to sleep!
VOICE #3 Y’all better be quiet, you hear?
SHARON Mildred!  Wake up!
VOICE #1 She telling people to wake up!
VOICE #2 It’s time to sleep.
VOICE #3 She doing it again!
SHARON (to the VOICES) Oh, blow it out your furry behind y’all.  
MILDRED It’s midnight, Sharon.
SHARON So! Let’s get this party started!
MILDRED I’m tired, Sharon.
SHARON Oh, c’mon! Its Monday Night. The one night a week we get to roam around for 4 whole hours without having to freeze every 5 minutes because of the cleaning crew.  I wanna bop on over to sporting goods.  Those bike ladies are hot hot hot!
MILDRED We’re stuffed animals, Sharon.
SHARON Stuffed with love for those sexy steel frames. And did you get a look at those tires? Oooh-lala
MILDRED You have a problem, Sharon.
SHARON You don’t got a thing for bikes?
MILDRED No.
SHARON You should try it sometime. Smooth ride.
MILDRED I said I was tired.,Sharon.
SHARON But it’s Monday Night!
VOICE #1 I’m tell you—
VOICE #2 Two of you looking for a beat down—
VOICE #3 Groped by kids all day and now this—
MILDRED You wanna oggle the bikes with their steel bars and fancy rubber tires, be my guest.
SHARON I knew it, I knew you were checking out their tires! Mmmmmm, those sweet sweet bicycle tires!
MILDRED I’m going back to sleep.
SHARON So what, you wanna stay here with all these smelly turds?
VOICE #1 Who you calling a turd?
VOICE #2 If I wasn’t so damned tired—
VOICE #3 Where she at? I’m tear out her stuffing—
MILDRED Go to bed, Sharon.
SHARON I can’t. I got a date with a bike.
MILDRED So go date a bike. I’m going to bed.
SHARON But this is our night! We can walk around and be ourselves. And the cleaning crew isn’t here.
MILDRED Some kid grabbed me today.
SHARON So? We’re toys. Kids grab us all the time.
MILDRED This kid was eating cotton candy.  Sugar chunks are in my fur.
SHARON Where?
MILDRED shows SHARON her sugar chunks.
SHARON Oh, jesus, yeah, that’s, that’s bad.  
MILDRED The store clerk didn’t even notice.
SHARON The new girl with the nose piercing?
MILDRED The one with the tattoo and green hair.
SHARON Oh, he’s the worst.  He barely does anything.  I fell off the shelf once and I was down on the floor for a whole hour before he came by to put me back up.
MILDRED At least you don’t have sugar chunks attacking your butt.
VOICE #1 Talk somewhere else!
VOICE #2 I swear to God—
VOICE #3 I am trying to get my beauty rest!
SHARON That kid’s mother should be reported for child neglect.
MILDRED Don’t worry. I got a plan.
SHARON A plan?
MILDRED (conspiratorially) I’m leaving the store.
SHARON YOU’RE LEAVING THE STORE!!!
VOICE #1 Alright, that’s it—
VOICE #2 Who’s leaving?
VOICE #3 Take me with you!
SHARON You can’t leave the store!
MILDRED Who says?
SHARON Its like, against the rules.
MILDRED There are rules?
SHARON Yeah!  Why do you think we freeze every time the cleaning crew goes by. Or when the kids are here during the daytime.
MILDRED Nobody said we have to freeze.
SHARON Have you lost your mind!
MILDRED You were just asking me to go to sporting goods.
SHARON Yeah but that’s like, inside the store, for a date. With a bike. There���s one bike who promised if I show up that she’d actually give me a ride.  On her handle bars!  Can you believe that?  On her handle bars, Mildred!  Her. Handle. Bars!!
MILDRED You have a problem, Sharon.
SHARON So you’ll do it?
MILDRED I’ve got other plans.
SHARON To leave the store?
MILDRED You got it.
SHARON Because of some kid with sticky fingers?
MILDRED Not just him. But everyone like him.  All of his kind.
SHARON His kind?  You mean kids?
MILDRED If that’s what you call them.
SHARON That’s what everyone calls them. That’s who we work for. We’re kinda like their employees.
MILDRED Well, I quit.
SHARON You can’t quit. You’re a toy.
MILDRED Not anymore. I’m leaving the store.  I’m going to show those little bastards who come in here, putting their dirty paws all over my fur, leaving sugar chunks in inconvenient places that there are consequences for mistreatment!
SHARON I don’t think we can do that, Mildred.
MILDRED Go ride a bike, Sharon.
SHARON I think this is a very bad idea.
MILDRED Oh yeah, well nobody asked you.
SHARON Look, going to sporting goods and having a fling with some smooth hard handle 
bars and a set of rubber tires is one thing but leaving the store!?  I mean, that’s 
just crazy.
MILDRED They treat us like garbage, Sharon.  I mean look at us.  We’re packed in here on this shelf like rats. We can’t even sleep.
VOICE #1 Not with you two yakking like that!
VOICE #2 Viva la Revolución!
VOICE #3 We’re made in Mexico!
VOICE #2 Vive la Revolución!
MILDRED When was the last time you felt free Sharon?
SHARON I cost $12.99. So do you. None of us are free.
MILDRED That’s my point. When was the last time you felt like you could do whatever you wanted, whenever you wanted?
SHARON We’re toys.
MILDRED You say that like it means something.
SHARON It does.  We fulfill a purpose.  We bring children joy.
MILDRED But we’re also alive.
SHARON Not technically.
MILDRED We walk and talk and we have a mind of our own.
SHARON Sure, but the humans don’t know that.
MILDRED What if they did?
SHARON You intend to leave the store one some vigilante mission to inform the entire human population that toys are, in fact, animated and can talk because some kid with sticky fingers touched your butt.
MILDRED The revolution is now, Sharon!
SHARON I think we’d be better off in sporting goods with the bikes.
MILDRED I’m going.  (to the rest of the shelf:) Anybody else coming with me?
VOICE #1 What are we doing?
VOICE #2 Weren’t you listening? It’s a revolution!
VOICE #3 Revolting toys?
VOICE #2 Toys in revolt sounds better.
VOICE #1 I’m going back to sleep.
SHARON Mildred, you are my best friend. Please, don’t do this.  Let’s just stay in the store, where we belong.
MILDRED Who says we belong here, Sharon?  Where is it written that we have to be sold 
like merchandise? 
SHARON It’s just how it is.  It’s the way the system works.  Humans make us, we make humans happy.
MILDRED But what if humans knew about us? That we talk and feel things and hate it when sugar gets all up in our fur?
SHARON I don’t think they are ready for us.  I don’t think humans are ready for much of anything outside their comfort zone.
MILDRED Go ask the bikes.
SHARON What?
MILDRED Those hot numbers in sporting goods.  Ask them what they think.  How they feel about how humans treat them.  I bet they have a thing or two to say about it.
SHARON They’ll think I’m crazy.
MILDRED Just ask them.  I’ll wait five minutes by the door. 
SHARON I don’t think I can join you.
MILDRED Then don’t.  But I refuse to live another day on this shelf.  (to the shelf:) 
Plushies: Are you ready?!
VOICES Hell yes!/Let’s go!/Revolución!
SHIFT TO:
A morning news desk with an anchor person.  If possible, there should be live video footage of the carnage being described by the anchor, projected someplace in the theater. There can be live audio with Foley sounds or whatever is possible given the limitations of budget.
NEWS ANCHOR We continue now with our live coverage of the crisis in Scranton.  If you are just joining us, what you are seeing here on the screen is both a bizarre and fairly disturbing event unfolding downtown outside of Goodwill Toys & Sporting Goods.  Authorities are tell us that the stuffed animals, bikes, tennis rackets, balls, puzzles, and other items in the story have.… well, authorities are telling us they are, well, they are moving.  Attacking is what the chief of police said in a press conference just moments ago.  The military has been called in and there are a dozen or so casualties reported.  A source close to the Pentagon is suggesting that this might some kind of terrorist attack.  Evidence points to Mexico or China as that’s where most of these toys originated. In perhaps the most bizarre detail of the account was the discovery of several mountain bikes crammed into a service stairwell along with one plush stuffed animal that appeared to be glued to the handle bars of one of the bikes. Authorities are on the scene and we will bring you more details as they are released.  Now for a look at your local weather.  Francine, over to you…
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fanofawesomethings · 6 years ago
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Unexpected Visitors
Another installment of the adventures of @bixbitesmeepmorps‘ Bixbite and Onyx
If you want a fan fic of your own, message me and I will tell you my prices
Bixbite watched the flowers sway in the wind. The months of snow had gone by as the snow began to melt. Everything was still cold and many days the sky was stone gray but it had been several days since the last snowfall. As much as Bixbite loved seeing the white snow decorate her forest she was even happier to see the earth and the plants that she knew would sprout after the cold months. One such bed of blue orchids sprouted at the foot of the mountain before the soil became rock; as she watched them the shadow of her dangling legs covered them. The wind was especially cold and strong that day and a petal flew off with each gust.
           Carried by the same gust was a new bird that flew into the forest over the winter. Feather a bright orange except for a pink spot on its spine, with a small tan beak, Bixbite encountered the bird perch itself on a branch outside the cave and sing to them sometimes at night. The bird returned and nestled itself in a nest of twigs and leaves across from where Bixbite sat. A long time had passed since she last seen her hawk companion, Beak, and in her lonesomeness to see her bird friend again, Bixbite named the small orange bird Beak as well.
           The bird sang to Bixbite across the way. Amethyst taught her how to make a similar sound—Bixbite called it “birding”—and Bixbite tried to do it as she taught her, pinching her lips and exhaling.
           “PSSSST!” Bixbite blew through perched lips and frightened the tiny bird more than she did whistling to it.
           Suddenly a stronger gust shook the forest. From out of nowhere and catching Bixbite by surprise the wind blew ever leaf on every tree with violent strength. The small Beak was thrown into the tree trunk while the bits of its nest were scattered to the forest floor. Bixbite’s hair blinded her from seeing her bird get hurt, or from seeing that the sky had darkened for a moment. When the winds settled she only saw an empty branch; Beak was gone. She didn’t think much of it other than believing the bird left peacefully.
           Onyx left the cave looking very exhausted. There wasn’t any sun to blind her after a long night and morning in a dark cave yet she rubbed fatigue out of her eyes as she dropped down next to Bixbite. As if by instinct, she threw her arm over Bixbite’s shoulder without even meaning to and Bixbite in returned leaned her head on her partner’s chest. Together they watched the treetops, staring off into space. Bixbite felt her head bob each time Onyx sighed.
           “Are you thinking about Plume again?” Bixbite asked, snuggling her head into Onyx.
           Onyx didn’t answer but Bixbite knew the answer already. There weren’t too many things that could make Onyx sigh so obviously—missing a day of doing anything physical, Bixbite going to visit Wheat Town without her, and whenever she thought of Plume Agate. Of course Onyx would never say it outright, but Bixbite knew the Gem soldier long enough to read her sighs.
           “I’m sorry she’s still…” Bixbite didn’t want to finish the thought.
           “Yeah, me too,” responded Onyx bitterly.
           Since daybreak, Onyx sat and stared at the surface of the amber Gem. More often than naught the temptation to pop the bubble containing her overcame her and Onyx would take a while to talk herself out of the idea. It was the same that morning and her biggest argument in favor of the impulse was the need to see if the corruption had faded like a sickness. Onyx left the cave when she settled the argument.
           “Maybe you should give her Gem to Steven? Every time you wake you see Plume and then you get depressed.” Bixbite would often see the bubbled Gem at times too at the back of the cave and she too would feel low on Onyx’s behalf.
           “No, I can’t. Every time I got poofed in battled, Plume would stay by my side the whole time and wait for me to reform. I have to do the same.”
           The wind picked Bixbite’s hair up into Onyx’s face. Her hair always smelled like the forest trees and flowers and smelling it seemed to put Onyx at ease but not as much as twirling locks of the magenta hair in her finger. Having her hair played with tickled Bixbite. She felt another deep exhale.
           “I wish I could’ve met Plume. I wish I could’ve met your other squad members. All your stories of them—they sound like great Gems,” said Bixbite.
           “Plume would’ve loved you. She always saw the value of a Gem, even if they were Off Color.” Onyx had her smile elevated. “I wish you could’ve seen her stand up to Blue Diamond.”
           “Who’s Blue Diamond?” Bixbite was ignorant of many things of Gem culture, specifically the things that happened on Homeworld.
           Onyx used the tip of her nail to scratch the symbol into the limestone rock. The four Diamond insignia; Bixbite remembered seeing the symbol on the Gem structure and the Gem ship above.
           “She’s one of the four Diamonds that make up the Great Diamond Authority. Blue, Yellow, Pink and White Diamond—my Diamond,” Onyx pointed to each Diamond on the insignia, stopping at the top one. “When the Gem War broke out, we wanted to join the rest of the Gems fighting the Rebels, but we had to ask Blue Diamond for permission. Blue and Yellow hate Off Colors more than any other Diamond; she didn’t want us to go, but Plume stood up to Blue Diamond and convinced her to change her mind.”
           Bixbite smiled. “You got to come to Earth because of Plume. Now I have to thank her.”
           “If you met Plume the first thing she’d do is pick a fight with you. She wouldn’t mean anything bad—it’s just how she says hello.”
           Onyx’s arm went limp on Bixbite’s shoulder. Bixbite noticed immediately and when Onyx realized it herself she quickly retracted her arm and stood up. The black Gem turned away and brushed the tear off her cheek, pretending to do it nonchalantly. But Bixbite could read sadness with Onyx’s back alone.
           “It’s okay to miss her, Onyx,” said Bixbite.
           Onyx leapt from the rocks to the soil and she punched the first tree she saw. The release of her bottled anguish left a crater in the base of a tall tree. It didn’t topple beneath her mighty strength but Bixbite could see if she were to climb that tree it would fall in a second.
           “You know me and my squad went on more missions than I can count. It was probably something like two thousand or something. And after every one we went back to Homeworld expecting a something—even a ‘thank you’ or ‘good job’. And all we got was the same: ‘Off Colors’. Plume gave us all the praise we wanted but Homeworld elites made fun of her for leading us too. She didn’t care what they said, but I did.”
           Onyx balled her fist and she punched the tree again, punching it off the stump as if her hand was an axe.
           “Two thousand missions and we never got anything from the Diamond. Ungrateful tyrants. This is all the War’s fault. All because Pink got shattered the Diamonds attacked the Earth to crush the Rebels. It makes me feel better that Rose Quartz is gone, but I won’t rest until the Diamonds fix what they caused.            
“But I thought they were your leaders,” said Bixbite, naïve.
           “They wanted to use you like weapon, they hated me since I was created, and they caused Plume to be corrupted. I’m not a soldier for them anymore.” Onyx reeled her fist back to slam down on the remaining stump.
           “Golly, are they strong?” Bixbite’s question stopped Onyx before she delivered the punch. She lost the strength to punch the stump.
           Onyx looked troubled and worried, her lips muttering something under her breath. Her Gem shined with the cold sweat running down her smile. The weight of Onyx’s word dropped on her shoulders and she repeated what she had just said. Bixbite saw the effects of her question and she quickly jumped down to Onyx.
           “They are strong. They’re…the strongest beings in the entire universe,” the black Gem panted.
           At the slightest touch from Bixbite Onyx jumped like a skittish cat.
           “You don’t have to go after them. Steven tells me he can heal Gems and he’s practicing really hard to heal even corrupted ones. If we believe in him I just know he’ll help Plume too.”
           “Really?” Onyx inquired.
           Bixbite wrapped her arms around the black Gem’s mighty body as best she could. Her fingers couldn’t interlock completely on the other side but she didn’t mind. Onyx held the tips of Bixbite’s fingers and connected them with her hands. She was still and Bixbite felt a sigh of relief.
           A whistle in the air grew from distant to piercing. The wind threw a strong hand over the forest when the whistling peaked. Bixbite’s hair was blasted all over her face and across Onyx’s back, while Onyx got a face full of her own hair. The trees thrashed to and fro with the spastic winds, and dirt flew everywhere is miniature tornados that blew dust into Onyx’s eyes, beckoning her wrath to resurface.
           “Where the heck did this wind come from!?” Onyx growled, loud because the whistling was deafening as well as annoying.
           “It’s been like this all day!” Bixbite answered.
           “WHAT!?” Onyx didn’t hear her at all.
           “IT’S BEEN LIKE THIS ALL DAY!”
           “OH! SOMETIMES I REALLY HATE THIS PLANET!”
           Bixbite tried to think of something in the wind’s defense but she couldn’t see Onyx through her thrashing hair.
           A tremendously large shadow fell over across the forest and that time Bixbite was able to see it with Onyx. The source was something that hovered above the clouds and it larger than both of them, combined. They heard a sound, the sound of metal grinding together, and then an object broke through the clouds—a small, blue object. It struck the earth with a loud bang and then the floating object above flew away just as the wind assaulted the forest one last time with a fleeting gust. The forest was unnervingly calm as it tried to return to its normal stillness.
           Onyx analyzed the space where the floating object occupied. The force that propelled the object left a clearing in the clouds but it also left a trail behind it.
           “Only a Gem ship can stay still in the air and make a trail like that,” said Onyx with disdain in her voice. She looked off to the distance. “And it brought someone here.”
           “A-Another Gem?” Bixbite didn’t have her interest in meeting new Gems since their last encounter with Alabaster and the other new Gems; she clung to Onyx’s arm.
           “We don’t have any backup from your friends, but it looked like it was only one Gem. Stay close to me, Bix.”
           The two of them walked in between the trees with extra caution. Both kept their eyes wide open for anything the same color blue coming towards them, but the dense forest blocked them until they were drawing close to a clearing in the trees. A quickly fading cloud of smoke floated in the sky, close by—whatever landed, landed in the clearing they were approaching. Bixbite clung tightly to Onyx and she held her partner’s hand firmly as they drew closer. Finally they could see the blue object on the other, but Onyx pushed Bixbite and herself close to the ground.
           The crater where the Gem landed was sizeable and very deep with the powerful impact she left, despite her size and appearance. The Gem in question was thin and tall with hair as blue and curled like ocean waves. Her eyes were wide and bright, and she had golden freckles over her nose. Dirt lightly stained the ends of a dark dress that went down to her knees and was cut open below the neck, showing her teardrop-shaped Gem on her chest.
           “A Lapis Lazuli? Earth has its quota of Lapis already,” Onyx griped in whispers.
           Onyx formed apprehension when the Gem glared at the entire terrain, a menacing glower. The Lapis stood up and took a step forward and nearly fell down if she hadn’t caught herself; Onyx watched carefully. She waved her hand over her blue Gem and the Lapis pulled an orb of water that she configured with her fingers like clay and she made two smaller, flat circles that she held on top of her nose, in front of her eyes. Suddenly the Lapis wasn’t glaring and what’s more her steps become much more stable.  
           The Lapis scratched her head to shake the dirt out of her hair. A bit of it fell around her lips and she curiously licked it up and then spat it out when she regretted the decision.
           “She might be stupid. As long as she doesn’t see us maybe everything will be—” Before Onyx finished her thought, Bixbite slipped past away and burst through the cover before Onyx could stop her.
           “CHEST LAPIS!!” Bixbite squealed.
           The Lapis was startled, throwing her arms up automatically to defend herself. She paused as Bixbite ran to her and then her face lit up as much as Bixbite’s did.
           “BIXBITE!” The Lapis chirped.
           They collided with their arms thrown around the other upon impact. Overjoyed, Bixbite picked the Lapis who was taller than her and twirled her in the air, and then the Lapis did the same to Bixbite. They laughed and they cried; Bixbite cried into her soldier and the blue Gem cried into the top of Bixbite’s hair. The water on her face splashed on top of Bixbite and soaked her hair and the Lapis was glaring once again.
           The change in the Lapis’ expression was drastic and her glare was unsettling while she was staring at Bixbite. It was unsettling enough to alarm the Gem warrior that was watching cautiously. Stirred to go to Bixbite’s aid, Onyx charged out of the brush. Bixbite saw the charging Onyx and the glare on the Lapis and she swiftly put herself in front of Onyx’s path.
           “Onyx, wait! She makes that face because she can’t see!” Bixbite cried.
           The charging bull was stopped by confusion.
           “What?” Onyx inquired.
           The Lapis formed two more flat discs of water over her eyes, which allowed her to see the bigger Gem, and she was startled. Her mouth hung down as she stared from Onyx’s feet to the top of her head and she looked to be too much for the new Gem to handle. The Lapis looked overwhelmed, and a bit nervous.
           “Onyx, this is a friend of mine. I call her Chest Lapis,” Bixbite introduced, pushing her closer to Onyx.
           “I…uh…um…I’m…Lapis Lazuli…Facet 7B, P-Polish 24FL,” the Lapis stumbled.
           “We met during the Gem War when I landed on Earth. She was the one who told me I was a Gem and everything,” said Bixbite.
           “Okay. It’s good to meet you,” responded Onyx, uninterestedly, holding out a hand that scared Chest Lapis who didn’t understand the gesture.
           “You shake her hand with yours, it’s an Earth thing,” whispered Bixbite into her ear.
           Chest Lapis stuck her trembling hand out and Onyx received it, shaking it and the Lapis too when she wasn’t expecting it. As soon as it was over the Lapis grabbed her hand back and inspected it as if there was damage to it. Bixbite hugged the blue Gem again.
           “I missed you so much, Chest Lapis, I can’t believe you’re back! Where were you all this time? Why didn’t you come to visit me?” Bixbite inquired.
           “I did! I looked everywhere for you during the War, but I couldn’t find you. I was so worried about you and then the Evacuation Order was given and I thought—I thought—” The Lapis pulled Bixbite close to her chest, pressing her tightly as she sobbed. “You’re really here.”
           Her friend felt weak to the touch, her whimpers struck Bixbite with grief. Bixbite’s tears were no longer tears of joy. They cried, and Onyx turned away to give them a moment to themselves.
           “When I heard about the War ending—I thought you’d been—I thought you were gone,” sobbed Chest Lapis.
           “I never thought I’d see you again, Chest, I’m so happy you’re back,” smiled Bixbite wiping her tears. “But why did you come back?”
           Chest Lapis took a moment to compose herself. “Oh, I was given a super important mission! My friend wanted me to search the Gem Ship we saw stranded over there and see if there were any stranded Gems on board. Bixbite…is she one of them stranded Gems?”
           “Oh no, this is my dear friend, Onyx, she lives with me in that mountain,” said Bixbite. “The stranded Gems are—” Onyx clapped her hand over Bixbite’s mouth.
           “They were two Peridots and a Pearl, but they used an escape pod to get out off planet. They left the ship hovering over the mountain but it doesn’t work without them,” answered Onyx.
           Bixbite looked to Onyx and Onyx sneakily shook her head to keep her from saying it which she complied but without knowing why.
           “Is that so? Oh dang, I’ll have to catch up with my Agate, she was the one who gave me the order and then we’d meet up,” said Chest Lapis.
           Bixbite turned to Onyx with uncertainty. She had been swept away by the joy of seeing her friend again that she forgot about the dangers of strangers. Onyx didn’t express it but she was nervous as well.
           “H-How many others came with you, Chest?” Bixbite asked.
           Prancing around the clearing like a gentle deer, Chest lapis didn’t seem to hear Bixbite. She heard the rustles of the trees and at the same time she felt the breeze sending her blue skin in a tingle with the cold. Birds chirping in a branch nearby tickled her ear; the Lapis danced with the music she heard. Her feet barely touched the ground, only the tips of her bare toes, her arms waved as delicately as flowers blown by the wind, and she seemed to move in a circle. Bixbite stayed quiet; she hadn’t seen the Lapis’ dance in so many years.
           Sparkles fell on everywhere she went. Water glistening in the dim light was on everywhere her feet touched, coming from her feet and her body like a ribbon. With a twirl of her body, water danced from her Gem, flowed across her body to her back, and then divided into eight separate spears of water that hoisted her off the ground in a grand finale as she waved her arms above her head.
           Bixbite was muted by awe for she had seen something she hadn’t seen before. Onyx quickly forgot the matter at hand because she was stricken by jealously; nothing she ever did garnered the same reaction from Bixbite. Chest Lapis descended to the earth and Bixbite jumped for joy.
           “Chest! You’re still the best dancer I’ve ever seen!” Bixbite cheered, clapping.
           The spears splashed on the grass. Chest Lapis’ face blushed beneath her golden freckles.
           “Thanks, Bixbite,” she sighed.
           “Hey, Lazuli, how many came with you to Earth?” Onyx finally asked remembering the situation.
           The Lapis suddenly became uneasy and nervous.
           “M-Me and my Agate were on a ship together—and we were going to see meet up with the rest after—and they are a lot of Pearls and Peridots.”
           Onyx felt apprehension start to bubble in her stomach.
           “Why exactly did you guys come back here? From everything I’ve seen here this planet isn’t part of Homeworld’s colonization.”
           “Yes—I mean no it’s not—but we were told to come and meet together. I-I don’t know why,” answered Chest Lapis.
           “Does that mean you’re going back to your Agate now?” Bixbite asked and Lapis nodded. “Can’t you stay here for a little bit? I haven’t seen you in so much time I wanted to show you around my forest since you didn’t get to see it last time. Please say you’ll stay for at least a little while.”
           The Lapis appeared to be conflicted, looking over her shoulder in the direction the ship flew in. Her feet started jumping in place with her indecision until she finally exhaled.
           “Sure, I can stay for a little bit,” said Chest Lapis, sounding very unsure in her own words.
           Bixbite squealed with delight and embraced her friend who despite her audible uncertainty smiled that she made her friend happy.
           There wasn’t time for them to visit Wheat Town to show the visiting Gem the wonders of human culture, Bixbite understood but she was still determined to show Chest Lapis all the forest had to offer. Bixbite took the Lapis to some of her favorite places. They watched the tiny stream of trickling water feed into the still pond, they visited the valley where the Gem War was fought in and the Lapis was amazed that there was no hint of the battles left amongst the tall grass in the huge valley, and they scaled the mountainside—as far as Bixbite would allow—and together they stared out in the vast horizon. Chest Lapis saw each wonder with astonishment obvious on her face—her mouth hung down lower with everything she saw.
           Onyx watched the foreign Gem the entire time, convinced there was more to the Lapis that what she saw. The blue Gem showed no signs of hostility towards anything, even the strange things that made Onyx apprehensive when she first came to the forest; rather, the Lapis was enthusiastic to see more things, just as Bixbite is. In the next stop on their tour, Bixbite led Chest Lapis by the hand to their cave; the Lapis skipped merrily beside Bixbite who did the same as they walked. Onyx became less convinced the new Lapis had ulterior motives.
           “This is your base?” The Lapis asked observing the maw of the small cave but not going inside.
           “It’s our home. Well it was mine after you left and when Onyx came it became our home,” said Bixbite.
           “But it looks so dark and small.” Chest Lapis poked her head and immediately withdrew like a turtle.
           “It’s actually really nice inside. Come on, I’ll show you.”
           Bixbite took the Lapis’ hand but she could sense her hesitation to go inside. The darkness inside was too thick for the Lapis to see anything, until an inexplicable magenta glow blinded the side of her eye. Bixbite held her a ball of sparkling aura in between her fingers and the Lapis had a look of befuddlement.
           “Bixbite—? What is—?” She gasped.
           “I got stronger since you left,” said Bixbite with a hint of pride in her voice. She made the light brighter solely to show off.
           Onyx smiled with pride too.
           The inside of the cave may have been illuminated for the Lapis to see but the light didn’t make the small cavern any bigger. They took three steps inside and Lapis saw the end.
           “That over there is where I sleep and over there—” Bixbite began.
           “Sleep?” Chest Lapis repeated.
           “It’s a thing humans do here. You close your eyes and then rest and sometimes you get these weird pictures in your head and you don’t even have to do anything! Oh! That’s where Onyx sleeps.”
           The Lapis saw where Bixbite pointed to but she soon saw more. The orb was hidden behind a rock but the side of it peaked just enough for Chest Lapis to see it and slowly walk to it while Bixbite was talking.
           “And see this? This little rock kept hitting me on the head whenever I woke up so I punched it and it—Chest?”
           Bixbite caught Chest Lapis as she knelt down and held the bubble in her hands. The Plume Agate Gem that floated inside glistened with the magenta glow and the Lapis was mesmerized by the sight of it. Bixbite gasped, and Onyx who stood at the entrance looked back and saw Lapis when it was too late. Onyx stormed into the cave and swiped the bubble away, panting frantically when she grabbed it.
           “Don’t touch that,” said Onyx calmly enough.
           “Oh…ah…I’m…so…” The Lapis froze.
           “Chest—I should’ve told you—” Bixbite scrambled to think.
           “Bixbite, that’s an Agate. Wh-Why do you have her bubbled?” Chest Lapis panicked.
           Bixbite was a cornered animal. The need to keep it a secret like Onyx wanted conflicted with her urge to tell her friend, and the conflict was shoved in front of her face expecting an answer straight away. Onyx had no such conflict; she was on her way to leave the cave with her bubbled friend in her arms, but she was stopped by Bixbite’s eyes near the entrance which begged her to stay and help. Chest Lapis turned between Bixbite and Onyx and Bixbite knew the further they delayed the more Bixbite feared it made them appear suspicious and it caused her dread.
           “Onyx,” Bixbite spoke, frightened.
           She groaned. Onyx caressed the air around the bubble’s circumference, protective of the delicate orb and conflicted. Showing reluctance outright, the black Gem gave her permission.
           “Chest Lapis, can you keep this a secret? Please, as my friend,” begged Bixbite.
           Conflict was then passed onto the Lapis who was left confused by the request. Bixbite opened her eyes wide to show the blue Gem the desperation in her eyes. Tears started to form. Chest Lapis was unexpectedly shaken by the tears on Bixbite, almost to the point of crying as well.
           “O-Okay,” said the Lapis with her eyelids fluttering so she wouldn’t start crying too. Bixbite hugged her friend.
           “That’s Plume Agate, she’s Onyx’s squad leader, but she’s been corrupted so we have to keep her in a bubble,” explained Bixbite.
           Chest Lapis gasped dreadfully. “Corruption?! Such a thing—! B-B-But that’s a punishment only for high level rouge Gems! Why would she be—?”
           “It was the Diamonds’ last attack on the Earth. It was supposed to wipe out the Rebels but all it did was corrupt any Gem on the planet, including Plume,” said Onyx.
           “We’re keeping her in the bubble until we find a way to heal her,” said Bixbite.
           “You’re a Lapis Lazuli, a pretty high member of Blue Diamond’s court—you must’ve heard things about Corruption. Like a way to undo it,” said Onyx.
           “Only rumors. Aquamarines and Agates use Corruption like a threat when the threat of shattering isn’t enough, but no one has ever seen it outright. No one even talked about it until after stories of Rose Quartz made it back to Homeworld.”
           Onyx punched the wall and the entire mountain shook. The frustration swelled up in her eyes and she left the cave, with Plume in her hands. Bixbite sighed sadly.
           “I’m sorry,” said Chest Lapis.
           “It isn’t your fault, Lapis. Onyx really cares about getting her friend back. And I wish I could help her, but this is more than we can do by ourselves,” said Bixbite.
           Chest Lapis pondered it for a moment and then her face brightened when the idea clicked.
           “You can come back to Homeworld with me! You and your…friend. Maybe there you can two can talk to the Diamonds. They wouldn’t let one of their Agates stay Corrupted, they’d have to help.”
           “Homeworld? Me?” Bixbite was blown away until she was at a loss for words. She pictured it in her head, for a brief moment. “Chest, I can’t leave my home. I told you that before when you left.”
           The Lapis pulled her friend close to her chest and wept.
           “The Diamonds attacked the Earth. You could’ve—been—I’m so happy you’re okay after so many years.”
           “I’m happy I got to see you again too, Lapis.”
           “If you won’t come to Homeworld then you can come with me to the rendezvous. I may not know anything about Corruption but there are plenty of Aquamarines and Agates there. A lot of Blue Diamond’s court was asked to come here; maybe one of them knows.”
           “But won’t they get suspicious that a new Gem is with you?” Bixbite asked, on the thought as well.
           “We could tell them you’re on a Scouting mission. A ship comes by here every couple of years to update the Star Maps, we could say you’re on that mission.”
             Bixbite was speechless because she was picturing how it would go. If they were to do what Chest Lapis said she wondered if it could work and she imagined what she would be able to learn—what she’d see on a ship with new Gems. The Lapis giggled because she recognized the look of hunger on Bixbite’s face for adventure.
           “That would be incredible…but Onyx—” Bixbite started towards the entrance when the Lapis grabbed her hand.
           “Bixbite…you’re friend is an Off Color,” said Chest Lapis.
           The magenta Gem was visibly crossed.
           “I didn’t mean it like that! I’m sorry! But the Diamonds don’t send Off Colors on missions as much anymore. It would look suspicious if one just showed up here without a reason. If you want to come, we have to go alone.”
           “But I can’t go without Onyx. I need her.”
           The Lapis held both Bixbite’s hands in a tight grip. She looked deeply into her eyes and Bixbite saw the earnest intent burning like a wildfire in the blue.
“I promise I’ll keep you safe and then I’ll bring you back your forest.”
Bixbite didn’t doubt for a moment her friend would keep a promise she made, but still she was hesitant. Through the entrance she could see Onyx sitting on the edge of the rocks with her head lowered close to the bubble. She looked vulnerable, fragile, and Bixbite’s Gem ached at the sight. Suddenly Onyx took off running into the forest. Bixbite didn’t need to think on it any longer.
“Let’s go.”
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resurrectonomitron · 7 years ago
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replies #3
you guys are the best you know
first of all thanks to everyone commenting on my mental health post. last night was basically me just looking at my laptop from a distance, crying every so often whilst curled into a ball and then relaxing once my other half brought me a coffee. i’m in work right now (who can afford to be off sick lol) so i’m just powering through the best i can. i’ll be ok i’ve dealt with this stupid shit before.
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if you like that you should see the rest of the town (its a good thing they’re moving to starlight shores lmao)
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it’s the start of a confusing family tree down the line
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psssst it’s glitched i completed it with only 10k earned shhhhhh
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i feel so bad for the real sjp i am sorry i don’t know horse memes
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she’s so precious wait until you see her as a teen!
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i’m about to fire myself into the sun for my ignorance 
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he was just so chill
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i honestly couldn’t age like sims do i’d cry
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sevralships · 8 years ago
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“Just Because You Can” Part 7 of 7, Chapters 23-26
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The Pines triplets, Mabel, Dipper, and Jolene, have always been best friends. But lately, there’s been some distance growing between the Mystery Kids, due in part to the forbidden feelings with which they are each struggling. How will they manage to see eye to eye, when torn between wanting each other and craving adventure?
(This is a new AU that I’ve been calling Jolene AU, devised by myself and @handleonthescandal​ after one of us asked the question “What if Mabel and Dipper were triplets but with another sister?”. Although this AU is similar, it is not connected to Double Dippin’ AU, and Jolene is in no way connected to Tyrone.)
Shoutout to @sirwaddlesesquire for being the trustiest squire and an insightful, helpful, and supportive beta.
Mostly SFW, mostly angst with some action/adventure and a little bit of fluff, tw incest
Fic under the cut, enjoy!
Chapter 23: Up a Tree
They had scrambled about five or six feet up, clumsy in the darkness, when they heard another hiss. This one was different, however. Not so much a chilling threat from the depths of hell, and more of a “Psssst!”
“Jo?” Mabel and Dipper inquired in unison, quiet but eager, hoping against hope.
“I’m sorry,” Jo replied, her voice unmistakable, even when it was hardly making a sound.
“Later,” Dipper insisted,  “Bigger problems.”
Jo’s hand landed on Mabel’s as she shimmied down the tree to join them. Clammy, scabbing, tacky with sap, Mabel had never felt anything equal to it. She gripped her sister’s hand, and they listened to Dipper grumbling, trying to concoct a plan. Death waited just below, but Mabel found she was no longer scared. A dim light was creeping into the sky when Dipper swore, “Shit!”
“What’s up, broseph?” Mabel asked, careful to make as little sound as possible. She didn’t know how much time had passed, but every few minutes they would hear the awful hiss or screech or rustle of the monsters close at hand.
“I just don’t know what to do,” he replied, his anxious whisper verging on a whine.
“You got dis, Plans-a-lot,” Mabel encouraged.
“Good one,” Jo said with an approving snort.
“If only we had a cliff,” Dipper bemoaned.
“We do,” Jolene said, giving Dipper’s shoulder a friendly poke. She pointed into the dark clearing, not quite in the direction her siblings had climbed up. They couldn’t see further than a foot or two, even with the night darkness lifting ever-so-slightly, but she explained, “There’s a chasm-y thing. I knocked one in and almost fell in myself. He took my pack with him,” she added, with a shrug of her unencumbered shoulders.
Dipper considered what Jolene had said, trying not to get distracted by the perturbing thought of her falling into a chasm. As the pale pre-dawn light crept into the sky, he realized with relief that his sisters were becoming visible. It was as subtle and gradual as one’s eyes adjusting to the dark after turning out a lamp. He couldn’t see them clearly but after the enveloping velvet black of moonless night, all it took to enchant him was the colorless halos of their mussed hair, the occasional glint at the corner of Mabel’s eye or Jo’s glasses, or the barely-perceptible softness of a cheek. There circumstances were still dire, but somehow, the ability to see was heartening. Not only because it would aid in their survival, but because there was nothing that could ease his mind right now like seeing his best friends.
Jo watched as Dipper silently considered her contribution. She realized suddenly that sunrise must be nearing. When Mabel and Dip had first climbed up, she hadn’t been able to see them at all. But now she could make out Dipper’s profile, his brow drawn low in contemplation. She couldn’t see it, but knew he was chewing the inside of his cheek in lieu of a pen. Her stomach churned, thinking how certain she’d been under an hour earlier that she would never see either of her triplets again. It had been with a combination of fear and relief that she had heard them below. Clutching onto the tree in terror, she had thought for an instant that she was hallucinating. She had never been more grateful to see them, but at the same time was sickened that she was the reason their lives were now in danger.
Especially Mabey, she thought, her eyes moving to her sister. Mabel was facing her more directly than Dipper, so her features were almost entirely obscured in the dim light. Jolene didn’t have to see Mabel’s face to know she was terrified and far out of her depth. Dipper was good under pressure and had spent many a day adventuring with Jo, invariably saving her from her own irresponsibility. As frightened and stumped as he was, he was nevertheless in his element, while Mabel probably wasn’t even dressed for a hike. Jo gave her sister’s hand a reassuring squeeze and heard the nearly inaudible sound of a weak smile. She was about to say something encouraging, when another frustrated groan from Dipper broke the silence.
“Dipman?” she asked.
“If only we had some bait!” he lamented, his tone desperate, even as his volume remained hardly a whisper. Mabel snickered and Jolene was sure that Dipper cast her a withering look, even though none of them could see it in the darkness, “What the heck is funny about that?!” he hissed at her.
“Sorry, bro-bro,” she apologized unconvincingly, “It’s just we do have bait.”
“...no, it’s too risky,” Dipper said gravely, “We’re not using any of us as bait.”
Mabel tittered another nervous laugh before silencing herself, “Such a flippin’ drama queen, bro, oh my god,” Jo heard a soft oof and assumed Mabel had nudged Dipper’s shoulder, “I took some meat from the fridge before we left home, ya dork,”
“Good thinkin’, sis-tective,” Jo said, grinning at the use of the long-retired nickname.
“Why the fuck didn’t you mention that?” Dipper chastised, but his heart wasn’t in it. His quiet voice had already taken on a more hopeful tone and she could almost imagine the organized outline of a plan taking form in his mind. They perched silently in the tree for a moment that felt very long, and then Dipper sighed.
“How’s it goin’ in there, bro?” Jo asked, impatient with Dipper’s methodical silence.
The familiar butterflies in her stomach made themselves known as she realized that she could see Dipper’s face before her, make out his nose, his jaw, his lips. Her vivid mental picture of him easily filled in the strained brown eyes and birthmark beneath his forelock, “It’s a little crazy,” he said hesitantly, “But I have a plan.”
Chapter 24: Mystery Kids
Vibrant reds and pinks were bleeding into the sky as the triplets cautiously made their way down the tree. They huddled by its monstrous trunk and watched, blinking often in an effort to adjust their eyes, as the clearing came properly into view. The vivid sky was in stark contrast to the black-silhouetted trees and the shadowy dimness of the summit itself. Since first light, the Devils had been raising their chilling voices to call each other and slinking off to roost. Mabel wondered for a moment what sort of nest they called home before deciding she’d just as soon remain ignorant.
Beside her, Jolene was making every effort to be silent as she unbuckled Dipper’s pack, still secured to his back, and reached inside, “Ew, so organized,” she teased him quietly.
“Just get the rope, Jo,” Dipper sighed. In response, Jo placed something in Dipper’s hands, “This is not a rope.” Dipper pointed out.
“Shucks, you’re an observant one,” Jo teased, pulling a tightly wound ball of rope from Dip’s pack.
“Why did you gimme this, Jo?” Dipper asked, holding up the first item. As he held it up, Mabel recognized it as a disposable camera.
“The same reason you didn’t take it out of your pack,” Jo said simply, placing the rope in Dipper’s free hand, “If we can get a pictu--”
“No, I didn’t take it out of my pack because I was in a rush to save your ass, again--” Dipper interrupted, his voice raising slightly for the first time.
“Shut up!” Mabel hissed, “We can yell at each other later,”
“Fine,” Dipper said, resignedly, slapping the camera into Mabel’s hands. Mabel and Jo exchanged a brief glance, wordlessly agreeing not to step on Dipper’s toes until they were out of harm’s way.
Jo then moved to Mabel’s pack, “Huh,” she whispered, appreciatively, “Not so organized,” she rummaged around in the mess of Mabel’s pack for a moment before extricating the shrink-wrapped package of beef and handing it off to Dipper. She gave a silent ‘follow me’ gesture and the three crept as silently as they could, until they came to the chasm Jolene had described. Mabel peered down, and the black depths reminded her of the Bottomless Pit by the Mystery Shack. Only she hoped it didn’t work quite the same, or a Lone Pine Mountain Devil and Jolene’s backpack would be spit out any second now.
Dipper considered the jagged lips of the chasm and its mysterious darkness as he tore the taut plastic of the meat packaging with his index finger. Dipper was grateful for the dim light as it concealed his flush, embarrassed by his own outburst at Jo. Mabel was right, of course, yelling at each other now wasn’t just pointless, it was extremely dangerous. He’d thought he’d be overwhelmed with joy at being reunited with Jo, and of course, he was happy that she was intact, but he was surprised by the anger that flared in him. This was so reckless of her, he fumed, even as he chastised himself for being mad, So beyond stupid.
The meat in the package was roughly cut into pieces, intended to be used to make stew. By feel, Dipper selected the largest piece. It was yielding to the touch of his hand, and he hefted the wet weight of it with mild satisfaction. It’ll do. He handed the package back to Jo distractedly as he set about unwinding the rope. It was about seven yards long, but he only freed as much as he thought he’d need, leaving the rest coiled in tight even rows. As he tightened and re-tightened the knot, making sure the large piece of meat was secure, Dip turned back to Jo, “And you’re absolutely sure they’re flightless, right?” he whispered.
Jolene nodded stiffly, “Yeah, I’m sure. They can run, and pretty fast, and they’ll flap their wings,” she gave a small chicken-dance motion to illustrate, “Like chickens do, but I think they’re too heavy to really get airborne.”
“Good,” Dipper said, nodding, “We’re screwed if they can fly,” Jo snorted, in agreement and morbid amusement. Dipper peered overhead, happy to see that a few sturdy branches overhung the chasm not too far up. He was just beginning to heft the piece of meat in his hand, preparing to throw, when Jo put a hand on his bicep to stop him.
“Let me do it,” she said, leaving no room for disagreement, “I have the best arm,”
Annoyance flared in Dipper for an instant, but he had to admit that she was right. Now is no time to flatter your pride, he reminded himself, Whatever our best chance of survival is, that’s what we need to do. With only a twinge of reluctance, Dipper handed the meat and the rope to Jo, trading it for the package of the remaining pieces. He knew he was the fastest, and the best job for him seemed clear, “Okay, Mabes, you stay with Jo, I’m going to lure these things over here.”
Mabel didn’t have a chance to protest or even whisper a ‘good luck’ before Dipper darted off into the easing darkness.
Chapter 25: Mystery Kids, Cont’d
“He’s been gone too long,” Mabel said, nervously.
“He has not,” Jo assured her, although her own confidence was wavering, “It’s only been a couple minutes, Miss Sis.” She could tell from the pinched tone in Mabel’s voice that she was worried, and she couldn’t risk making it any worse. Dipper can handle himself, she reminded herself, although each second made her more anxious for his return.
Mabel was unsure, but said nothing. She was listening intently, trying to hear footsteps, or wings, half-convinced that any second her brother’s scream would break the still of dawn. The mountain was waking up, normal non-nightmarish birds and small critters tittering now and then in the sparse foliage. Mabel was straining her ears to detect any sign of her brother, when one bird-call sounded that didn’t quite fit in. It sounded like it was meant to be the call of a Mourning Dove, if there were some deformity to said Dove’s throat. “Is that--?” Mabel began to ask.
“Doofus’ idea of an inconspicuous signal,” Jolene scoffed and Mabel could just make out Jo’s smirk in the diffused light. Mabel gave a small laugh of affectionate derision as Jo devoted all her focus to throwing the bait. She gave a couple false starts, winding up her arm and taking aim before finally letting the meat soar. It sailed overhead and hooked over a thick pine bough, dangling down over the chasm exactly according to plan.
“Wowzer, Jo-jo,” Mabel said with an impressed grin, “If I didn’t know better, I’d say you been practicing,”
“Oh yeah, y’know,” Jo teased, easing up a bit more rope to dangle the bait a little lower, “A daily regimen of toss-the-meat to keep me limber,” Mabel couldn’t help but giggle at that and Jo flashed her a wide smile. Maybe it was due to the fear and separation and confusion of the whole night, perhaps it was the way the rising sun was making it possible to see ever clearer, but Mabel was absolutely dazzled by her sister’s smile. She was gathering the wits to say something to her, how she loved her, how happy she was to see her, but her reverie was interrupted by another strangled Mourning Dove call, this time much nearer.
She turned around to be greeted by a terribly troubling sight. Dipper was running towards them, his brown hair swept back from his birthmarked forehead by his own speed. His face was drawn in concentration, his mouth a thin line, his nostrils flaring. For once, it was hardly Dipper than held Mabel’s eye, though. Close at his heels were several Lone Pine Mountain Devils, all the more fearsome now that she could see them.
They were less like birds than she’d hoped, and more like raptors. With powerful legs ending in menacing talons that tore the earth underfoot, and long sinewy necks that curved in an s-shape, like that of a crane. Their wings, although broad and plumed, Mabel could now tell were too small. They did not have the flimsy look of most flightless wings, like those of an ostrich, but at a glance it was clear that they could never properly keep a Devil aloft. At the joint of each was a fearsome hooked claw, and it was with these that they were desperately swiping in her brother’s direction. Their heads had a lean aquiline shape but came to a point not in the curved beak of a bird of prey, but in the scaley fanged sneer of some prehistoric horror. Their jaws gnashed hungrily, baring rows and rows of jagged reptilian fangs, now and then catching a piece of meat clean out of the air, thrown by Dipper over his shoulder. It reminded Mabel sickeningly of a dog jumping to catch a frisbee, but way more terrifying and completely less cute, she corrected herself. She noticed with alarm that Dipper was headed straight for the chasm and her stomach lurched. Before Mabel could voice her fears, she heard Jo mutter, “You got this Dipman, c’mon, you got thiiissss.”
She trusted in her sister, despite the instinct to intervene, and watched as Dipper ran towards the chasm, only to clumsily jump-slash-roll to the side at the last instant. Two of the Devils had picked up too much momentum and went skidding into the hole, flapping their wings hopelessly and giving bone-chilling screeches as they plummeted down. Mabel tried to ignore the sound of their bodies colliding heavily with a stony death far below. Dipper chucked the, now-empty, polystyrene tray at the remaining Devils, who fought over it with cartoonish ferocity, shreds raining down around them. Mabel dropped to a crouch, her free hand finding Dipper’s, “You okay?”
“Yeah, Mabes,” he panted, a little winded from his stunt, giving her a reassuring smile, “‘M’okay,” He squeezed her hand.
“Nice entrance, bro,” Jo commented, a little distracted by manipulating the rope in her hands, managing to cause the piece of bait to swing pendulously over the chasm. As if on cue, a couple of the Lone Pine Mountain Devils turned their heads, gold hawk eyes blazing, reptilian nostrils aquiver as they caught the bloody scent. Mere seconds apart, they ran at the chasm single-mindedly, shoving each other and hissing competitively. At the last instant, with a grunt, Jo tugged the rope hard, drawing the meat a foot or so out of reach as the Devils took their hungry leap, only to fall hopelessly to join their brethren. The rushing sound of their churning wings, and their shrieking, only lasted briefly before they met their end. By the sound of it, their fall was cushioned slightly by the corpses below.
Jo flashed a smug smile at Mabel and Dipper, a quip rising to her lips. But it never came, replaced instead by a scream of pain and surprise. She released the rope instantly and it went flying out of her hands, as she staggered back a few steps, staring at her palms. It took Dipper just one look around, and a few seconds to cobble together what had happened. Just as Jo had been turning to her triplets, her grip loosening confidently on the rope, one of the three remaining monsters took note of the bait and made a daring leap. With the strength of its legs and one firm beat of its wings, it successfully launched itself to the bait, its jaws snapping shut tight around its prize. Its weight had pulled heavily on the rope, whipping through Jo’s loosened grip and burning her hands. Even as he went to Jo’s side to check the damage of the rope burn, the Devil could be heard thrashing and screaming as it sank into the earth.
Mabel, however, did not know what had happened. Her blistered and aching feet felt glued to the spot as her mind raced to try and tell what had happened to her sister. Dipper was peering at Jo’s hands, but it was still too dim for him to see without leaning close. A ghastly hiss reminded her that danger was still very close at hand and she whirled to see the two remaining Devils staring straight at she and her siblings. Her feet unglued themselves and she was backing away, though it was purely instinct, rather than intent. The larger beast trained its sights on Jo and Dipper, while the smaller stalked closer to Mabel, warbling threateningly. The soft loose skin of its throat and jowls rippled with the sound and Mabel’s blood ran cold. Suddenly, her steps were very much intentional, as she tried in vain to keep some distance between herself and the creature.
With the next step, she found she could go no further. She tried again, feeling her pack tug, trying to free itself from a branch on which it was snagged. Mabel could hear the grunts and scuffles, and predatory cries, of the two people dearest to her caught in a perilous fight but reminded herself impatiently, you can’t help them if you can’t help yourself! She pulled and pulled, feeling like a fly caught in a spider’s web, as the Devil approached, flapping its wings ostentatiously. Mabel could feel panic creeping up on her, groping for something to protect herself, wishing she had a weapon instead of a stupid camera. Worth a shot, she decided, snorting hurriedly at the unintentional pun, as she fumbled with the power button, eagerly hiding her face behind the camera as her finger mashed the shutter again and again. Instead of looking through the viewfinder, she squeezed her eyes shut, cowering, knowing the camera could not shield her from her imminent grisly death.
When said death did not come, she peered out, startled by the strobe of the camera’s bright flash. The Devil before her was startled too, to put it mildly. It was whining and blinking, staggering in the wrong direction, a bit to Mabel’s right. With the momentary lull (and trying not to be distracted by the sounds of her siblings’ strife a few feet away), Mabel reached behind herself and unhooked her pack, walking closer to the Devil and taking another picture of it. The flash seemed to sear its eyes and it gave an offended cry. It seemed to decide she was not worth the meal, turning away from her and running, with uneven gait, into the trees. She was still pressing the button repeatedly, but nothing was happening and she realized she’d reached the end of the roll of film and slipped the camera into a side pocket of her pack, before turning to help Dipper and Jolene.
Dipper and Jolene were much too focused on their impending doom to think about the repeated flashes of the camera, or to give much thought to the kind of pictures Mabel might be getting. Their adversary had managed to back them up against the precipice of the chasm and it was evidently trying to decide who it ought to eat first. Dipper stood to Jo’s left, racking his brain for some solution, some trick, some way out of this fix, but none presented itself.
“I’m sorry, Dipper,” Jo mumbled suddenly beside him. She was giving him a guilty sidelong look, “I’m sorry I put you two in danger,” he shook his head, not sure whether he was urging her not to feel guilty or not to continue speaking, “I broke my promise,”
“Jolene,” he managed a strained whisper. She looked at him expectantly, her green eyes fearful and yet still glittering intently. Even scared as she is, he admired, she’d never go down without a fight. The Lone Pine Mountain Devil hissed, and her eyes darted to it, but Dipper’s eyes remained on her, “I love you,” he heard himself whisper.
Jo’s eyes shot back to Dipper’s instantly, questioning, but she didn’t get the chance to ask a thing.
“HEY BIRDBRAIN!!” Mabel’s voice rang out, shattering the quiet tension of the moment with all the grace of her word choice, “Get your dumb stinky talons away from my peeps or I’m gonna mess, you, up!” The Devil reacted at once, recognizing some challenge in Mabel’s actions. She was standing several feet to Jo’s right, her feet firmly planted shoulder width apart, her hands thrust in the pockets of her (now filthy) black jeans.
“Mabel!” Dipper exclaimed, warning her, although his voice managed also to give away tremendous fear and confusion.
“That’s right, you feathery freakshow!!” Mabel goaded, “Let’s see if you can take the POWER OF MABEL!” Her voice climbed to a shout as the beast charged at her. Her right hand dug in her pocket and a second later, with a triumphant ululation, she engulfed the creature’s face in a cloud of glitter. It screeched in surprise and stumbled back a step, its wings trying awkwardly to wipe at its eyes.
“Ya dodo!” Jo grunted as she closed the short distance between herself and the newly bedazzled Lone Pine Mountain Devil, and with a swift kick sent it sailing down to join its comrades at the bottom of the chasm. There were no more Devils in sight, but with the sun still not fully risen, and the occasional hiss in the brush, the triplets exchanged only a brief wordless look of uncertain victory before fleeing the clearing and starting the long eager scramble down the mountainside.
Chapter 26: This Talk With You
The sun had climbed high by the time they reached the cars, the morning brilliant and clear. They had moved quickly, driven by mortal fear, for the first hour or so before the adrenaline had really begun to wear off. The night was over by that point, and they began reluctantly to accept that the danger truly was over.
As her adrenaline ebbed, Mabel had found it harder and harder to ignore the painful state of her feet. Her ankles ached terribly from absorbing the shock of every uneven step. Her toes and instep strained from gripping the shoe, trying to keep her foot from slipping around too much inside it, desperate to avoid cutting any deeper into the blisters at her heel and little toe. She had stumbled a couple times, crying out in pain, before accepting Jo’s offer for help. Jo had hoisted her onto her back, piggyback style, and uttered no complaint the rest of the way.
When the triplets at long last arrived at the gravel parking area, fewer than ten yards from where they had parked, the gloomy, fearful silence lifted off of them like a heavy blanket. Mabel burst into giggles so abruptly that Jo was startled, “Whoa, Mabey,” she asked, with an uncomprehending smile, “What’s so funny?” Unable to articulate a reply, Mabel simply buried her face in Jo’s auburn hair, just behind her ear and kept right on giggling. We’re alive! She thought, in disbelief, helpless to put her giddy relief into words, It’s over!
“Mabes?” Dipper said, giving her side a poke. This elicited only more insistent giggles. He met Jo’s eyes, seeing his own smirk mirrored on her face, “I’m pretty sure she’s in shock.”
“Amateur,” Jo remarked sarcastically. Jo knew she could tease all she wanted, but when it came down to it the sound of Mabel’s laugh, the soft quaking of her body, the heat of her breath on Jo’s ear and neck was having a deeply therapeutic effect. She was still reeling a little with the reunion, when only a few hours ago she’d been sure she was a goner.
“How are your feet, Mabes?” Dipper asked, ignoring Jo’s snark, “I have a first aid kit. Do you need medical attention?” Mabel’s laugh crescendoed at Dipper’s serious tone, but she nodded against Jo’s neck. Jo nodded in turn, “Okay,” Dipper said, a crease of worry forming between his brows.
They were just about at the cars, when Mabel managed to get her laughing fit under control enough to gasp out, “There’s a...couch...back of...van.” Dipper dug the keys out of his jeans pocket and pulled open the doors, and hopped in, shrugging off his pack with a small relieved grunt and unbuckling it. Jo squeezed them in past a garment rack bulging with costumes, and set Mabel down gently on the loveseat that sat against one wall of the van’s hold. As Jo plopped down beside her with a grateful sigh, Mabel shrugged off her pink camouflage pack and groaned.
“Wow, sitting down feels fucking good,” Jo said in a reverent tone.
Before Mabel could respond, she felt Dipper tentatively lift one of her feet and looked down at him. He was sitting crosslegged by their feet, with the first aid kit beside him, a small bottle of isopropyl alcohol, a just-opened packet of sterile gauze and some bandages laid out in a neat line beside him. He carefully slipped her filthy shoe off and winced. Mabel followed his gaze to her foot in his hand, no more blistered or bloody than it felt, “Yikes,” she said nonetheless.
“This is gonna sting a little,” Dipper said, wetting a piece of gauze with the alcohol, just the way mom had said to every skinned knee of their rambunctious childhoods. And it was an understatement now just as it had been then. Mabel yelped and instinctively recoiled the instant the dampened gauze made contact.
Jo took her hand, lacing their nearly identical fingers, “I got you, Miss Sis,”
Mabel gave her sister a grateful smile, meeting her green eyes, sympathetic behind her glasses, “Thanks, sissy,” When Dipper went back to his careful ministrations, Mabel squeezed her eyes shut and gripped Jolene’s hand tighter, feeling the pressure reassuringly matched.
Dipper did the same for her left foot as he did the right, and glanced up at his sisters as he put the first aid kit back in order. Their clasped hands rested in Mabel’s lap, the knuckles white. Mabel’s face was still pinched, eyes shut against the pain, and her head had fallen to rest against Jo’s shoulder. Jo was resting her cheek against Mabel’s head, her gaze nonetheless glued to Mabel’s face. A weakness came over him suddenly and he felt his eyes prickle, threatening tears. We’re alive, he thought gratefully, and we’re together.
“Ya all right down there, Doc?” Jo asked, and Dipper realized she was looking at him. He nodded stiffly, and stared right back at her. He watched her green eyes search his face, trying to puzzle out what he was feeling. What the hell am I feeling? He asked himself, I’m in shock like Mabel was, for one thing, he noted, but what else? Up at the summit he’d felt a lot of things, fear, love, a lot of anger. But he couldn’t seem to find that anger now. He was sure it was still there, and it’d rear it’s ugly head at some point, but maybe he was just too tired. Right now, I’m just happy to be alive, he realized. Jo was still watching his face and said suddenly, “I love you, too,”
That caught Dipper off guard, and roused Mabel. She had been dozing slightly against Jo’s shoulder, but blinked awake as Dipper managed a slightly bewildered, “Huh?
“Up there,” Jo said, with a jerk of her head meant to indicate the summit, “When you thought you were done for? Before Mabel saved our asses,” Mabel’s mouth quirked up in a small smile, “You said you loved me.”
“I...do love you, Jo-jo,” Dipper repeated, his voice shaking slightly.
“I know, and look,” Jo said, chewing her lip, “I’m sorry I freaked out on you guys. I love you and if you want to kiss or be a couple or whatever, I--, well, you--,” she stopped for a moment, floundering slightly, “Just...do your thing, like. I’m not--, well, I don’t--, you can--,”
“Thanks, Jo, but--” Dipper interjected.
“No, lemme finish,” Jo interrupted, “I love you both more than anything and I want you to be happy,” she said simply, “End of story. Just…” she cast her eyes down, fascinated suddenly by the dirt beneath her fingernails, “Don’t forget about me,”
“We could never, you dumdum,” Mabel assured her, “We love you too much,” her eyes met Dipper’s, and they were both thinking the same thing, the elephant in the car again. Mabel cleared her throat nervously, “The thing is, um… While having your blessing is swanky ‘n’ all, we were kinda… maybe wondering about something else.”
“You were right, Jo,” Dipper said, the flush rising in his face giving away his nerves, “Before you...left, you accused me of almost kissing you--”
“No, no, GAH, pleeeease forget I ever said that!!!” Jo cut him off, hiding her face in her hands.
“Just, hear me out, please,” Dipper went on, “You were right. You were completely right. I was going to kiss you.” Jo let out an indecipherable whine, “And if that freaks you out, like, because I’m, y’know, your brother,” which would be totally fucking reasonable, Dipper’s doubts reminded him, “Then tell me to shut up about it and I’ll shut up about it,” Jo made no sound and Mabel smiled at Dipper and gave him a small nod that seemed to say you’re doing great, “But if it freaked you out because… you maybe wanted me to kiss you--”
“AGH! Yes, okay!” Jo cried out suddenly, tearing her face from her hands. Her cheeks were bright red, her glasses smudged but not detracting in the slightest from the way her eyes blazed, “I wanted to kiss you, okay?!” Her voice was quickly dropping from agitation to hurt, “But you’re with Mabes now and that’s fine, that’s dandy, I’ll--”
“No, Jo, I still want to kiss you,” Dipper cut her off, and she stared at him mutely, “I want to kiss both of you,”
“Let the record show I also totes wanna kiss you,” Mabel interjected, nestling her head closer against Jo’s neck. How does she make that sound so casual? Dipper wondered, While I’m over here sounding like a babbling idiot?
“Wha...Mabes?” Jo looked down at Mabel, who nervously met her eyes, “You...wanna what?”
“You heard me, Miss Sis,” Mabel said, lifting her head from Jo’s shoulder to look her dead in the eye, “However, I love you bunches, so I’ll repeat it anywho. I, Mabel Pines, would like to smooch you, Jolene Pines.” Apparently, that was all the urging Jo needed, because no sooner did the words leave Mabel’s lips than they were replaced by her sister’s. The kiss was so sudden, it took both of them by surprise. Mabel felt Jo’s hesitation, after only a split second, felt her urge to pull back and redoubled her efforts. She kissed back purposefully, trying hard to give Jo some sense of how much she was loved. She marvelled at the feel of Jolene’s lips, so much softer than Dipper’s, yet somehow so much more forceful. Jo’s kiss was fierce in much the same way that Dipper’s was sweet.
Reluctantly, Jo broke the kiss. She didn’t want it to end, no, she never wanted it to end, but the chaos of her thoughts was becoming too loud. What is happening, what is happening, did I really just do that? Her stomach ached with anxiety, sure that she would open her eyes and find only rejection. There was no way, just no way that she could be included, wanted, loved, the way Mabel and Dipper loved each other. Cautiously she opened her eyes, only to see the same love and enthusiasm bright on Mabel’s face that she had felt in her kiss, “I…” she began, hopelessly searching for what to say.
“That was fun,” Mabel said, her tongue poking out mischievously.
“I…” Jo said again,
“I love you, Jo-jo,” Mabel said, tenderly smoothing Jo’s frazzled hair, “And I want you to be a part of...this,” she said with a vague gesture to the three of them, “Whatever it is, and Dip does too.”
Jo turned to look back at Dipper, still seated on the floor with the first aid kit laid out beside him. His face belied the emotions warring within. Seeing Jo and Mabel kiss was undeniably...exciting, and deeply heartening, but somehow also discouraging. Where Jo had welcomed Mabel with an enthusiastic kiss, she had greeted his own admission with only confusion and belligerence. He could not ignore the sinking feeling in his chest that the only piece missing from this puzzle was Jo wanting him back.
“Get up here, nerd,” she said, scooting closer to Mabel and patting the small space to her left. Dipper’s muscles protested as he unfolded himself, standing up just to plop himself beside Jo. It was a cramped fit, and feeling her body pressed against his side was only confusing him more, “Is this true?” she asked, an eyebrow raised questioningly.
“Yeah,” Dipper said, nodding, even more nervous now that he was being asked point blank, “I mean, yes, definitely. I love you and I want you to be part of this. Like Mabel said.”
Jo nodded thoughtfully, “Aaaand you want to kiss me?”
“Yes, Jo! How many times do I have--” The kiss should not have surprised him as much as it did. He had just watched her do the same to Mabel, and yet, her lips caught him absolutely off guard. They were as soft as Mabel’s, the delightful melting softness that he suspected to be habit-forming, yet her kiss was completely different. Where Mabel’s was all sweetness and playfulness, Jo’s was an ardent challenge. Before he knew what he was doing, he was responding to the challenge, his tongue eagerly meeting hers, his hand finding the back of her neck and pulling her closer. He felt something softly nudge his face and peeked one eye open to see Mabel planting soft kisses down Jo’s temple and along her cheek. He relished Jo’s soft sigh in his mouth as Mabel’s lips fluttered softly along Jo’s ear and down to her neck.
Mabel had crawled half into Jo’s lap, eager to kiss more of her, keenly aware of the intensity of the kiss she and Dipper were sharing. She was surprised to find little jealousy in herself, any twinge of it only a result of wanting more of this. As if sensing her hunger, Jo pulled her lips from Dipper’s, moving at once back to Mabel’s. Her hands found Mabel’s waist and pulled her fully into her lap so she was straddling her, before looping her arms around Mabel’s neck and deepening their kiss. Wanting to replicate the sigh that had driven him crazy a moment before, Dipper brought his lips to Jo’s ear, kissing it ever so lightly before moving to kiss the hollow behind her earlobe. There it is, he thought triumphantly, hearing a soft whimper that cut through to his core. One hand tugged the neck of Jo’s tee shirt aside so he could kiss down to her collarbone, while the other found Mabel’s hip. At the unexpected touch, she bucked slightly against Jo’s lap, surprising all three of them. They all pulled back for a moment, meeting each other’s eyes, each glazed with the heat of want and discovery.
It was only an instant before they dived back in, hands and mouths curious and hungry. They were each amazed by how the other tasted and felt and sounded. Dipper and Jo discovered particular delight in how easily they could get a rise out of Mabel, how eagerly she responded to even these fairly modest touches. None of them could say quite how long they had been there, parked with the back doors of the vans still ajar, rolling around on the cramped little loveseat. Dipper was sitting with Jo in his lap, both of them alternately and simultaneously kissing while teasing and caressing Mabel, who was half curled up against Dipper, often peppering each of them with kisses.
With an abruptness that shocked both her siblings, Jo jumped suddenly to her feet. For a moment, they feared they had offended somehow, that she had had some sudden second thoughts. But one look at the impish grin on her face assured them that nothing was wrong. Mabel and Dipper watched as she jumped down from the van and scampered towards Aoshima/The Chariot, “To be continued at home!” She called back in a singsong voice, cackling joyfully as she hopped into the driver’s seat. Dipper and Mabel turned to each other, and exchanged a bewildered look before both busting into a grin. The smiles did not leave their faces as they securely shut the back of the van, climbed into the front and got on the road, letting Jolene lead the way home.
THE END
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yurisplitsetsky-blog · 8 years ago
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Psssst, hey! I really like your blog, and if its not too much trouble, could you maybe write a fanfictipn for Otayuri? Any headcannon you like best for either of them is great! Could they maybe find a box of kittens? That would be the best thing. Ily
HELL YEAH I CAN
sorry this took so long to get to, I’ve been away from my computer and don’t have this blog on mobile! 
I’m definitely in the works of writing an otayuri fanfic, but tbh I suck hella balls at writing lengthy fanfiction so I’m really trying to knock this out of the park! 
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xxcowardicexx · 7 years ago
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Dream (day 5)
*I woke up a few hours later, the sun was still out. I wasn’t drunk anymore, which was a plus. I looked out and about, the sun was lowering in the sky, but it seemed to have a few hours left. The fire was out, or at least smoldering, and there was no food ready, I wasn’t suprised. And even less suprised to see “Beautiful” not around.*
*I sat up, stretched, and checked my right foot. Believe it or not it was actually fully healed. Still a little tender, but the cut was healed over. I stood for the first time in what felt like forever, my body was slightly sore, but I’ve felt a lot worse. Stretched some more, it helped release some tense spots I had, I was feeling a lot better actually.*
*I strode over to that big oak I saw her picking some vines, and pulled some vines myself, they were young but strong. Which gave me some ideas on how I could use them. First I went to gather sticks for the fire and maybe a spear, I had that stone chunk by the fire that I could use as a blade. My mind was going into its survival mode.*
*walking through the forest at the time of day was rather pleasant, there was a chilly breeze but the sun was warm, I had gathered a pile of sticks and tied them together with a vine, and tied that on a strong sturdy branch that was about my height I continued to walk on until*
“Psst” it was almost unhearable, if I wasn’t watching my step and trying to remain as quiet as possible I wouldn’t of heard it. I looked left, I looked right very quickly. I didn’t see anything, until I heard it again.
“Psssst” I looked around closer, watching the shadows and making sure I wasn’t being stalked. It sounded like it was coming from ahead, then, I saw it. It slowly materialized out of the shade of a tree, the grinning man had returned. The sight of it started to make my blood boil.
“I fucking swear I’ll wipe that grin right off your face. Don’t mess with me” I whispered quietly.
*the grinning man held up a tendril in front of it sheepish grin.*
“Shhh” it was quiet as the wind passing my ear.
*and it indicated for me to come closer. I balled my paw into a fist, ready for it to try something. It’s smile only grew larger as my anger against it grew, I collected myself as I got to the tree, it pointed past the tree off through the shrubbery. I got up against the tree, watching it until I looked at what it was pointing at.*
*I was down wind, a good distance away. But I defiantly smell and see what was going on. My heart began to race, my ears folded down, and I looked back at the grinning man, who had dematerialized with a slight chuckle. “Damn” was the only thing going through my mind.*
*It was a good distance away, but I saw two animals, one that I was pretty sure was “beautiful” and there was another, an exotic looking canine male, who’s fur was light brown and tan. He seemed like he wasn’t from here, but apperently knew her a lot better than I did. I pulled back behind the tree, and put my back against it. I rested my head against the trunk and closed my eyes, took a deep breath.*
*they were apparently lovers of some sort, I sighed a heavy sigh, I couldn’t help but see the image of them mating behind my eyelids, damn that grinning man for tormenting me. But he wouldn’t win. I cleared my mind, letting go of the lust that was arousing me. The jealousy of that lucky dog whoever he was. I took a deep breath and sighed slowly.*
*the wind was stirring, which proped my ears up. Fuck I gotta get out of here before they catch my sent. I peeked around again for a split second, to see if they noticed me. Then I lowered down to all 4s and snuck away, away from them and the personal space that I didn’t want to be intruding on.*
* it took about 20 to 30 minutes to finally get back to the camp, the fire was still smoldering as I sat down. I untied the bundle of sticks from my walking staff, and added them to the fire with some leaves, the embers started catching on the dried leaves and started to burn a good small fire.*
* I grabbed the shard of stone that was once embedded into my foot. And grabbed the walking stick I had gotten earlier and started cleaning it up, I made a handle and cut a slot out for the blade, I then notched out around the pole. I put the blade in the slot and wrapped the vine around it securing it into the notches. I tried moving the blade but it was pretty secure, and like that I had a fishing spear.*
* I stood up with my spear, and walked to the pond. The edge of the pond reflected the sunlight, as I watched I didn’t see any fish. Slowly I prowled the shoreline I gradually made my way to the waterfall, I was curious, it’s normally a cliche that there was a secret cave behind it, and so far there seemed to be one. With each step the ground was more moist, mud squished between my padded paws. Ew..*
* I made my way back behind the waterfall. And oh was I right about those “secret” caves, it seemed that there was a small pond back here, the sunlight glimmered through the falling water. The sunlight reflected off the small pond, casting a reflection off the surface and illuminating the walls, they seemed to be a greenish hued crystal. Which caused the walls to shine a bluish green, it was spectacular. There wasn’t much room though. The pond had fish swimming around through small caverns, that they made home I assumed. The ground was like a smooth stone, and the back part of the pond had a small indentation within the wall. The air was cool and crisp, this place seemed cozy enough, I wonder if this is where she came to hunt her fish.*
* I stood at the back of the pond, the fish were swimming around in the water, I aimed my spear and got ready to throw it. But I hesitated.. these fish were just swimming around minding their own business, they seemed so peaceful. I sighed a sigh of regret and thanks for this opportunity and meal. And hurled the spear, skewering a fish. It flailed about as blood spread in the water until it stopped struggling. I stepped into the shallows and reached for the handle, pulling my catch.*
* I pulled the fish off and set it on the cold stone, I aimed again. Offered thanks and cast my spear, and my aim was true. I pulled the second fish out. During that time there were a few thoughts running through my head. But as they came to my mind, I used logic to counter act it.*
“Hmm…” I thought aloud.
*might take a while, but I think I could make this a cozy den, just needed a bigger fire, maybe actually make a bed here and have a cool place to dry some meat and save it for later.*
*hmm thought for another day. I made my way out from behind the waterfall, making a list of things I’ll need to gather tomorrow. And how I was gonna cook this fish, I started thinking about things I need to make things easier to do around here.*
*I went to the forest edge and gathers some more sticks and leaves, the sun was starting to set, I set the fish near the fire and use the top of my spear to clean and gut the fish, and prop them up by the fire.*
*after a while the sun sets and begets the silence of night. I picked a fish up, began eating.*
*as I ate I heard a splash in the pond, I looked over at the pond and saw a shadowy figure in there. I looked, taking a bite of fish, as it emerged it shook the water off. Walked over to the fire and sat down, I looked at her, she seemed in a better mood. It made me smile*
*she looked at me, with eyes that were… different.*
“What are you so smug about.”
“You seem in a better mood” I replied
“You could say that” she said slowly
“Something bothering you?” I asked concerned
“.. were you in the woods today?” She said staring at me.
*taking a bite of fish* “yeah, why what’s up”
*she looked at me like if I knew, which I looked back inquisitively*
*she looked away for a second then back at me reasured,*
“It doesn’t seem that it bothers you that much.” She said coldly, I smiled
“What?” I replied
“That I was gone for so long.” She replied back with a smile.
*finishing the last bite of fish I threw the stick in the fire*
“Well, you are your own person, how you spend time is up to you. So far im great full that you spent any time with me at all. Like my right foot is healed and i finaly was able to gather food and tools.”
* I held up the fishing spear*
“But it’s left me pretty tired, so I’m going to hit the hay”
“You mean leaves?” She retorted, which made me laugh.
“Yea, I guess you’re right.” I said laying down on the leaves, and I slowly closed my eyes…
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cloudmonstachopper · 8 years ago
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biiig chiimquisitor update!
With a few cameos about my warden, Cloudy (and maybe about my champion Mishka too)
Leliana says something about Briala having had a past with Celenne and Chiim is basically like DIRTY COURT GOSSIP???? TELL ME MORE shameless
When asked who to bring along, it basically went like this: I can’t NOT take Vivienne to a BALL please!! And Dorian? Oh, he’ll love it! He deserves a treat anyways, I’ve dragged him through such “dreadful” areas. And Varric! He’ll be sure to wind some fun tales from the evening.
Chiim in formal clothes was amazing. But like. Vivienne trying to wrestle them into it. Dorian dying of laughter on the couch in the background. Chiim: WHY IS THIS JUST A SEVEN FOOT LENGTH OF BLUE FABRIC. WHAT DO I DO WITH IT. IS IT TO TIE UP MY ENEMIES? Vivienne: nO INQUISITOR THAT IS YOUR SASH AND CUMBERBUND M A K E R PLS They manage to finally get Chiim into the tunic. But they weren’t having it with the pants, Chiim won the battle and got to wear thigh-high travel-worn boots with like. Kneepads. Amazing. Truly a LookTM. Chiim fashion at its finest.
Josie: Before you enter the ballroom... you EVERY WORD AND ACTION WILL BE JUDGED SO YOU’D BEST BE ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR Chiim: sooo no jumping on the furniture like a goat then, I take it? Josie: *nearly has a stroke* please don’t
Empress: We look forward to watching you dance Chiim: *internally* “we look forward to watching you dance” yeah they just wanna be assholes and see how in the wooooorld someone dances with such ‘heavy monstrosities’ on their head hAVE THEY EVEN SEEN THEIR OWN HATS y’all just racist assholes what a pile of pricks Chiim: A pleasure. If you’ll excuse me *bows gracefully and scuttles away*
Chiim: So, Yvette, any FUN STORIES ABOUT JOSIE???? *nearly bouncing up and down in excitement* Yvette: oh, there was that time when we were ten- Josie: NO Yvette: or how about that time you accidentally melted- Josie: STOP Yvette: or that time you spilt sauce all over- Josie: YveTTE Yvette: she still plays with her dolls when no one’s looking!! Josie: *covering yvette’s mouth and laughing* I DON’T KNOW WHAT SHE’S TALKING ABOUT
Apparently full white masks were used in orlesian theater for roles with no clear gender. I mean I know they’re talking about spirits. But. I’m just saying. If Chiim had an orlesian mask, it would be a full white one.
Chiim: oh look, cullen is surrounded by ladies. Ladies: would you like a drink? a dance? Cullen: No thank you, I’m not thirsty. Chiim: and he has no idea they’re flirting with him in the SLIGHTEST. I’d best go save him.
Chiim: *wandering the balconies* an awful lot of drinks and bottles scattered around on this table for an empty balcony... hrm... I SUSPECT A MEETING HAS OCCURRED HERE it later turned out that’s where gaspard hangs out so he probs met with florianne there
Chiim: these elvhen servants are literally leaving blood tracks behind I mean seriously????? even I can tell???? I thought the game was supposed to be subtle
Dorian: *reminiscing about tevinter balls* It’s lacking only a few sacrificial slaves and some blood magic! But the night IS young Chiim: *just raises eyebrow* Dorian: ooh, but you ought to dance with me before we go Chiim: *is SO OVER IT bc still reeling from WOW ORLESIAN ASSHOLES* hm Dorian: *cajoles* Chiim: okay, m a y b e Dorian: you sure you don’t want to dance with the evil magister? it’d certainly be s h o c k i n g~ Chiim: mmm tempting Dorian: if you could find me ten silk scarves I’ve got a dance that would REALLY shock them *wink wonk* Chiim: good thing I’m a rogue and every lady is wearing twenty-seven then, I’ll be back in a jiffy ;D
Chiim: psssst dorian, distract everybody in this courtyard while I climb this terrace! Dorian: that’ll need to be quite a big distraction then, to pry everyone away from the qunari inquisitor, IN dress clothes, climbing a terrace during the great ball NOT TO MENTION providing everyone with a great view of dat ass Chiim: so? Dorian: already on it dear
Leliana’s obsession with shoes is very intelligent and I love her. In other news: !!!!!! M O R R I G A N AHHHHHH
Chiim: *is impatient and jumps on a couch to reach some incriminating papers on the table* Courtiers: ooh that inquisitor, he must have some sort of... strength to make up for his BOORISH manners *loses a point of approval* Chiim: Josie’s gonna kill me
Chiim plays the politics game, does really nice. Back at the keep everyone is like !!! wow, I was really impressed!! I didn’t know you could pull that off???? Chiim: heh, yeah, Dorian and Vivienne and Leliana coached me in niceties and playacting (and Leliana in some added ShenanigansTM) Josie: AND YOU STILL JUMPED ON THE FURNITURE Chiim: *deadpan* you can take the ox outta the qunari, but you can’t take the gOAT OUTTA THE CHIIMQUISITOR *runs* Josie: *proceeds to ream chiimquisitor out for approx. 2hr*
Florianne: do you know who can be trusted? Chiim, a person who naturally trusts almost everyone and is weak to growing attached to people: *lies through their teeth* if there’s anything I’ve learned, it’s to trust no one
At the ball, and Josie’s all “ohooo! You’ll be the talk of the court for months! We should take you dancing more often!” Chiim: clearly she hasn’t heard about my furniture jumping escapades yet
“Are we going to sneak around the empress’ unmentionables NOW? haha, just how drunk are you, boss?” Varric has officially adopted the Chiimquisitor #CONFIRMED
Chiim: *hears screams for help in the next room* Chiim: *busts into next room, finds harlequin assassin about to take out an elf* Chiim: *just straight up KICKS THE HARLEQUIN OUT THE WINDOW NBD* Chiim: Are you okay? Sorry bout that, my protection instincts kicked in and I just... well. I did say they *kicked* in. Heh. Heheheheh. Varric: Andraste’s bloomers but that was a bad one
Chiim: *fucks things up and talks to morrigan and feels SLIGHTLY better bc liason but also fucked up things for the elves* Dorian: *side-eyes morrigan SO HARD as he walks in WHO IS FLIRTING WITH HIS CHIIMQUISITOR N O W GDI* Dorian: so you charmed the dowager and she wants to marry you to one of her daughters. Told her you’d already left Chiim: (oh thank god) Dorian: You can thank me later. Or now. But you look lost in thought. Something on your mind? Chiim: I fucked up, Dorian. I fucked up bad and now I’m sad but I’ve made the best of a shitty situation. *hunches in on themselves, sighs* Dorian: clearly you need to be distracted. Let’s dance? Chiim: *isn’t a dancer, is so OVER dancing, and the game, and all this shit, but... maybe it’s what they need, and they’ll give it a shot... for Dorian* Chiim: *looks up and tries a smile* I thought you’d never ask.
Chiim gets back to skyhold and IMMEDIATELY mother giselle is all up in everybody’s business and like INQUISITOR CAN I HAVE A MOMENT Chiim, internally: LET ME MOURN MY FUCKUP. LET ME MOURN IT IN PEACE. Chiim: *sighs and puts on a placating smile and tone* How can I help you, revered mother? ... Josie: yes, and we’ll take care of it LATER right now give the Chiimquisitor a BREAK Chiim: bless u, josie. b l e s s y o u
Chiim immediately bonds greatly with Morrigan, mostly over talking about her son. Chiim likes her son. Morrigan is a bit cagey about him, but also likes to talk about him. She’s a proud mother.
(Fun fact: Keiran is probs also trans because Cloudy is dfab and had babbu with Morrigan which means SHENANIGANS were at play and what I’m saying here is that Keiran takes after his trans father) (Speaking of Cloudy shenanigans, he and Zevran have a daughter. She is very cute. During the pregnancy Cloudy refused to see anyone and they disappeared off the map for about 9 months. But afterwards Cloudy comes back and is like !!!!! LOOK AT THIS SMOL!!! I MADE HER!! Zevran helped I guess WOW SHE’S SO CUTE AND GREAT AND SMART) (she grows up to be an absolute terror. Daughter of the warden commander and the leader of the antivan crows, daughter of TWO rogues, one of whom doubles as an assassin? oh pranks and things going missing FOR D A Y S ON END shenanigans never stop) (I have a lot more hcs and things about Cloudy & Zevran’s child - who has a ~mysterious~ older half-brother in keiran - but this is a chiimquisitor post so we continue with the chiimquisition) (sidebar mishka and anders don’t have any kids of their own but they totally adopt like every single child, dog, and cat that comes anywhere near them, their house is super big and always crazy and it’s fantastic; there’s also a chicken. The kids named the chicken cupcake. Main suspects for the chicken’s origin is Aunt Merrill but there have been no confirmations.)
Chiim: Will his... father, be joining us as well? Morrigan: *thinks about cloudy gallivanting off with zevran for a cure to the calling* tis... most unlikely (At that point in time, Cloudy was also experiencing the feeling of the fake calling, but was pregnant with daughter, and just blamed it on the hormones. And Zevran, of course, being neither a warden nor someone who experiences the monthly upheaval that is periods let ALONE pregnancy, just takes his word for it. Sigrun acts as their cover story, telling everyone’ they’re off investigating the calling. Totally works.) (There’s a reason Cloudy’s letter to the inquisition basically read “sounds cool but not my fight have fun I’ll vaguely support from a distance”)
Josie: so. Uh. After the events at the grand ball, apparently Florianne’s trade routes got all tied up, so they sent her over for... judgement. Chiim: Are you SERIOUS??? She’s dead! Box: *flies buzz* Josie: ...and that was the time allotted for a rebuttal. There is- forgive me. *coughs* there is... an odor. Chiim: *clears throat* WHAT FRESH LEVEL OF BULLSHITTERY Chiim: anyways I guess there’s a precedence for this so let’s just send the routes back to them aND GET RID OF THAT BOX (Chiim has clearly been spending Way Too Much time in the library with Dorian if they know about this rANDOMASS PRECEDENCE)
Chiim: I’m worried about my gardening buddy, Blackwall. Josie: Oh? Why’s that? Chiim: he took me out for drinks and then told me about how a dog was killed in his childhood and he didn’t do anything about it???? and then he got weirdly quiet and just left???? like Blackwall. What. The fuck????? Josie: that is strange Chiim: he left a letter on his rockinggriffon. I’m gonna track him down. Josie: please do. I worry about him sometimes.
(side note: if blackwall ever finishes that rockinggriffon it can be a baby shower gift for Cloudy & Zevran and their new bundle of joy heh)
Cassandra: blah blah divine I don’t know what to do but I know what i SHOULD do Chiim: hold up, if neither of you are priestesses and you can be divine, why can’t I be the divine? Cassandra: Well, you’re a man, for one. Plus I think they’re afraid of you. Chiim: Cassandra. My dear. It was a joke. I’m an atheist, tal-vashoth qunari. You couldn’t PAY me enough to be the divine.
(In all honesty though Chiim would have made for a fantastic scout, like WHO decided Chiim ought to be in charge of Politics and all these Important Things???? Cassandra why are we letting u make these decisions)
Sera: Ugh, that place. Should have thrown in some bees and slammed the door. Chiim: I dunno, seems more like a job for earwigs to me. Sera: Y E S
Chiim: *hanging out on the roof* Hey, Sera, what do you think of Dorian? Sera: You’re having it off with him, you don’t need me talking. (But I do anyway ;D) Chiim: *laughs* more than one thing is having off when I’m with him, harr harr Sera: Ew, gross! *laughs and happily bumps shoulders with Chiim*
So you know how elfroot has been lore/meta confirmed for being a recreational drug? And you know how it’s confirmed that the inquisitor has a strange obsession with it? Yeah, well only those in the inner circle know how laughable it is that Chiim indulges in the stuff: the only indulging happening here is haPPY GARDENING. heh.
Chiim: *talks to solas, mentions how much they’re torn up about briala* Solas: ... what? why do I care? oooh the elf thing, yeah, I don’t think of myself as an elf so... Chiim: I try to have a moment, why do i even try, it’s SOLAS, he’s a shitbag...
Chiim: What’s your thoughts on elvhen culture? Solas: ... ask Sera, she’s got... opinions. Chiim: I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS SERA BASHING YOU RUDEASS SHITHOLE Solas: sorry. I’m just... jealous. Sorry. Chiim: damn right.
ps when Chiim was first learning to be an assassin 100% they would stealth, sneak up behind unsuspecting companions, stab them in the ankle with a butter knife and yell “I STAB U IN THE LEG AND ABSCOND” and laugh hysterically as they run away Dorian is just standing there like “did u just poke me with your fingernail??”
Vivienne wants the heart of this wyvern, and won’t tell Chiim what for... Chiim is slightly suspicious, but is gonna do it anyways. Meanwhile, I’m sitting here like THIS BETTER NOT BE AN ANDERS BETRAYAL AGAIN DOn’T YOU DO THAT TO ME VIVIENNE
Dorian: and now you’ve got an empress eating out of your hand, makes for a perfect mental image Chiim: (dorian what are you thinking??? is this a kink thing????) Dorian: all this dancing, murder, politics, almost makes me a bit homesick Chiim: so we should do that kind of thing again? Dorian: watch as you twist an entire empire around your little finger? *bedroom voice* ABSOLUTELY. Chiim: so it.... IS a kink thing??? I don’t get it, but ok. ... Chiim: wanna makeout against this dragon statue over here? Dorian: sure, I’m down Chiim: nice
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hfsodihfoifuweoi · 4 years ago
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sleigh bells ring, are you listening?
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psssst. have you heard? we’re looking for some wanted connections! ❅ our hospital is in need of staff! surgeons, doctors, nurses, administrative staff, oh my! ❅ our mayor elect is looking for her wife, to keep her from going completely looney due to job-related stress, as she takes office in the new year. age is mid to late 30s, but all other details are up to player. ❅ a local radio station manager would love to bring her first serious girlfriend home for christmas this year ❅ the high school varsity football coach, whose high school ex is going to roll into town this christmas, like the human wrecking ball that she is, with his sixteen year old daughter in tow that he had no idea existed. suggested face claims include logan browning, or nathalie emmanuel, age is 34, but all other details are up to player. ❅ a local hair dresser’s apprentice is getting a real surprise this year, when a half brother she didn’t know she had shows up in town, looking to get to know his big sister. suggested face claim is ben plat, age would be mid-20s, but all other details are up to player. ❅ various siblings to beef up families, with various details and fcs up to players: — local bartender sadie aberdeen’s big sister, rosemary. suggested fc is caitlin kinnunen, age is early 30s — kindergarten teacher eloise frost’s two siblings and her dad. they’ve been a tight knit group since her mother passed away — virginia smith, head chef at a local inn, is missing a two siblings — paramedic morris reeves jr. would love his mom. after losing his dad when he was 14, they’re all the other has. age is early 50s, suggested fc is gabrielle union ❅ partners, divorcees, the ones that got away, and more! click the image or discord invite below to take a look, because there’s a lot a lot of other connections.
--- we are a literate, appless discord-based roleplay, set in leavenworth, washington - a very real, teeny tiny town, with very made up businesses. there is no character cap in effect and with times being as stressful and busy as they are, we’re super understanding when it comes to activity, because everyone is doing the best they can. we are lgbtq+ friendly, and poc friendly! i would love you forever if we got to see some more of each, and our first non-binary characters join us! make us the home of your favourite ic drama, and your fluffiest, christmas and hallmark-movie based roleplay and shipping dreams! ping us with your questions, or click here to hop on our server: https://discord.gg/76rAB69BGn ❅❅❅ welcome to leavenworth, washington, america's ultimate holiday town. from annual traditions to monthly festivals and everything in between, there's always something happening here, and city council is always up to something exciting. for decades, leavenworth has been a top tourist destination on the pacific coast, and more than a million tourists visit every year for a taste of northwestern hospitality.
thanksgiving is over, and with the holiday season fast approaching, everyone's favourite little bavaria is about to make its annual transformation into a snowy, twinkly, magical slice of the north pole in the pacific northwest. there's magic in the air, and the snow hasn't stopped since october. santa's village is going up in the town square, where a giant christmas tree is already in the place of honour, to be lit by the mayor as part of opening festivities for the holiday season.
it's a time for giving, forgiving, and a time for locals to come together. a time for endings, for starting fresh, and second, third, fourth, and seventh chances.
happy christmas!
--- walking in a winter wonderland.
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hfsodihfoifuweoi · 4 years ago
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sleigh bells ring, are you listening?
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psssst. have you heard? we’re looking for some wanted connections! ❅ our hospital is in need of staff! surgeons, doctors, nurses, administrative staff, oh my! ❅ our mayor elect is looking for her wife, to keep her from going completely looney due to job-related stress, as she takes office in the new year. age is mid to late 30s, but all other details are up to player. ❅ a local radio station manager would love to bring her first serious girlfriend home for christmas this year ❅ the high school varsity football coach, whose high school ex is going to roll into town this christmas, like the human wrecking ball that she is, with his sixteen year old daughter in tow that he had no idea existed. suggested face claims include logan browning, or nathalie emmanuel, age is 34, but all other details are up to player. ❅ a local hair dresser’s apprentice is getting a real surprise this year, when a half brother she didn’t know she had shows up in town, looking to get to know his big sister. suggested face claim is ben plat, age would be mid-20s, but all other details are up to player. ❅ various siblings to beef up families, with various details and fcs up to players: — local bartender sadie aberdeen’s big sister, rosemary. suggested fc is caitlin kinnunen, age is early 30s — kindergarten teacher eloise frost’s two siblings and her dad. they’ve been a tight knit group since her mother passed away — virginia smith, head chef at a local inn, is missing a two siblings — paramedic morris reeves jr. would love his mom. after losing his dad when he was 14, they’re all the other has. age is early 50s, suggested fc is gabrielle union ❅ partners, divorcees, the ones that got away, and more! click the image or discord invite below to take a look, because there’s a lot a lot of other connections.
--- we are a literate, appless discord-based roleplay, set in leavenworth, washington - a very real, teeny tiny town, with very made up businesses. there is no character cap in effect and with times being as stressful and busy as they are, we’re super understanding when it comes to activity, because everyone is doing the best they can. we are lgbtq+ friendly, and poc friendly! i would love you forever if we got to see some more of each, and our first non-binary characters join us! make us the home of your favourite ic drama, and your fluffiest, christmas and hallmark-movie based roleplay and shipping dreams! ping us with your questions, or click here to hop on our server: https://discord.gg/76rAB69BGn ❅❅❅ welcome to leavenworth, washington, america's ultimate holiday town. from annual traditions to monthly festivals and everything in between, there's always something happening here, and city council is always up to something exciting. for decades, leavenworth has been a top tourist destination on the pacific coast, and more than a million tourists visit every year for a taste of northwestern hospitality.
thanksgiving is over, and with the holiday season fast approaching, everyone's favourite little bavaria is about to make its annual transformation into a snowy, twinkly, magical slice of the north pole in the pacific northwest. there's magic in the air, and the snow hasn't stopped since october. santa's village is going up in the town square, where a giant christmas tree is already in the place of honour, to be lit by the mayor as part of opening festivities for the holiday season.
it's a time for giving, forgiving, and a time for locals to come together. a time for endings, for starting fresh, and second, third, fourth, and seventh chances.
happy christmas!
--- walking in a winter wonderland.
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hfsodihfoifuweoi · 4 years ago
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sleigh bells ring, are you listening?
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psssst. have you heard? we’re looking for some wanted connections! ❅ our hospital is in need of staff! surgeons, doctors, nurses, administrative staff, oh my! ❅ our mayor elect is looking for her wife, to keep her from going completely looney due to job-related stress, as she takes office in the new year. age is mid to late 30s, but all other details are up to player. ❅ a local radio station manager would love to bring her first serious girlfriend home for christmas this year ❅ the high school varsity football coach, whose high school ex is going to roll into town this christmas, like the human wrecking ball that she is, with his sixteen year old daughter in tow that he had no idea existed. suggested face claims include logan browning, or nathalie emmanuel, age is 34, but all other details are up to player. ❅ a local hair dresser’s apprentice is getting a real surprise this year, when a half brother she didn’t know she had shows up in town, looking to get to know his big sister. suggested face claim is ben plat, age would be mid-20s, but all other details are up to player. ❅ various siblings to beef up families, with various details and fcs up to players: — local bartender sadie aberdeen’s big sister, rosemary. suggested fc is caitlin kinnunen, age is early 30s — kindergarten teacher eloise frost’s two siblings and her dad. they’ve been a tight knit group since her mother passed away — virginia smith, head chef at a local inn, is missing a two siblings — paramedic morris reeves jr. would love his mom. after losing his dad when he was 14, they’re all the other has. age is early 50s, suggested fc is gabrielle union ❅ partners, divorcees, the ones that got away, and more! click the image or discord invite below to take a look, because there’s a lot a lot of other connections. 
--- we are a literate, appless discord-based roleplay, set in leavenworth, washington - a very real, teeny tiny town, with very made up businesses. there is no character cap in effect and with times being as stressful and busy as they are, we’re super understanding when it comes to activity, because everyone is doing the best they can. we are lgbtq+ friendly, and poc friendly! i would love you forever if we got to see some more of each, and our first non-binary characters join us! make us the home of your favourite ic drama, and your fluffiest, christmas and hallmark-movie based roleplay and shipping dreams! ping us with your questions, or click here to hop on our server: https://discord.gg/76rAB69BGn ❅❅❅ welcome to leavenworth, washington, america's ultimate holiday town. from annual traditions to monthly festivals and everything in between, there's always something happening here, and city council is always up to something exciting. for decades, leavenworth has been a top tourist destination on the pacific coast, and more than a million tourists visit every year for a taste of northwestern hospitality.
thanksgiving is over, and with the holiday season fast approaching, everyone's favourite little bavaria is about to make its annual transformation into a snowy, twinkly, magical slice of the north pole in the pacific northwest. there's magic in the air, and the snow hasn't stopped since october. santa's village is going up in the town square, where a giant christmas tree is already in the place of honour, to be lit by the mayor as part of opening festivities for the holiday season.
it's a time for giving, forgiving, and a time for locals to come together. a time for endings, for starting fresh, and second, third, fourth, and seventh chances.
happy christmas!
--- walking in a winter wonderland.
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sleigh bells ring, are you listening?
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psssst. have you heard? we’re looking for some wanted connections! ❅ our hospital is in need of staff! surgeons, doctors, nurses, administrative staff, oh my! ❅ our mayor elect is looking for her wife, to keep her from going completely looney due to job-related stress, as she takes office in the new year. age is mid to late 30s, but all other details are up to player. ❅ a local radio station manager would love to bring her first serious girlfriend home for christmas this year ❅ the high school varsity football coach, whose high school ex is going to roll into town this christmas, like the human wrecking ball that she is, with his sixteen year old daughter in tow that he had no idea existed. suggested face claims include logan browning, or nathalie emmanuel, age is 34, but all other details are up to player. ❅ a local hair dresser’s apprentice is getting a real surprise this year, when a half brother she didn’t know she had shows up in town, looking to get to know his big sister. suggested face claim is ben plat, age would be mid-20s, but all other details are up to player. ❅ various siblings to beef up families, with various details and fcs up to players: — local bartender sadie aberdeen’s big sister, rosemary. suggested fc is caitlin kinnunen, age is early 30s — kindergarten teacher eloise frost’s two siblings and her dad. they’ve been a tight knit group since her mother passed away — virginia smith, head chef at a local inn, is missing a two siblings — paramedic morris reeves jr. would love his mom. after losing his dad when he was 14, they’re all the other has. age is early 50s, suggested fc is gabrielle union ❅ partners, divorcees, the ones that got away, and more! click the image or discord invite below to take a look, because there’s a lot a lot of other connections.
--- we are a literate, appless discord-based roleplay, set in leavenworth, washington - a very real, teeny tiny town, with very made up businesses. there is no character cap in effect and with times being as stressful and busy as they are, we’re super understanding when it comes to activity, because everyone is doing the best they can. we are lgbtq+ friendly, and poc friendly! i would love you forever if we got to see some more of each, and our first non-binary characters join us! make us the home of your favourite ic drama, and your fluffiest, christmas and hallmark-movie based roleplay and shipping dreams! ping us with your questions, or click here to hop on our server: https://discord.gg/76rAB69BGn ❅❅❅ welcome to leavenworth, washington, america's ultimate holiday town. from annual traditions to monthly festivals and everything in between, there's always something happening here, and city council is always up to something exciting. for decades, leavenworth has been a top tourist destination on the pacific coast, and more than a million tourists visit every year for a taste of northwestern hospitality.
thanksgiving is over, and with the holiday season fast approaching, everyone's favourite little bavaria is about to make its annual transformation into a snowy, twinkly, magical slice of the north pole in the pacific northwest. there's magic in the air, and the snow hasn't stopped since october. santa's village is going up in the town square, where a giant christmas tree is already in the place of honour, to be lit by the mayor as part of opening festivities for the holiday season.
it's a time for giving, forgiving, and a time for locals to come together. a time for endings, for starting fresh, and second, third, fourth, and seventh chances.
happy christmas!
--- walking in a winter wonderland.
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