#pseudoephedrine is force-steminizing me

[lafortis]

Also I'm taking Sudafed to try and declog my eustachian tubes (hoping that's the ear problem, initial results seem promising) and you know that "Adderall makes me gay" post? Sudafed makes me an engineer/inventor (in my head I mean). Istg the more stimulants I'm on the higher my urge is to download and learn autoCAD so I can somehow miraculously begin solving all the world's problems with the power of basic mechanics. I should try cocaine tbqh I might secure six figures yearly. Not from being good at any of these things, I mean, just because I bet I could convince investors (on enough cocaine)