#psa this is a joke please dont come for me

[gunsatthaphan]

Korean idol fans: we DON'T want dating rumours surrounding our beloved IDOLS

Thai bl actors fans: OMG 😍 you guys are PAIRED with each other 😳👏💯 BESTIES!!!🤭😭✨💞

kpop idols: *literally all over each other*

fans: aww theyre such good friends

bl actors: *breathe next to each other*

fans: DATING.married for 3 years with kids. CANNOT fake that kinda chemistry. conFIRMED. OFfiCiAL.

[olderthannetfic]

I do think the disclaimers from authors about NOT ENDORSING!!!! certain behaviors in fics is pretty funny, but I’ll admit I do it too. Oddly I only put warnings for abuse of the self, not the abuse of others. I write a fair bit of fic that “romanticizes” (or seems like it does) suicide/self harm/eating disorders to the point where it can almost be a tutorial of how to do it if I’m graphic enough. So in those I normally just add dead dove tags and put a disclaimer about how the trigger warning is no joke and you shouldn’t do the things that the characters do in the fic. It’s not like a Lifetime Movie end credits where the authors note is filled with hotlines and stuff, just a quick little note that, hey, yeah, if you’re considering this, don’t do it.

Oddly, I don’t think that behavior comes from fandom itself but rather from a completely different corner of the internet — when I struggled with the same stuff that I write about, it was pretty common for everyone’s bio to say that they “don’t promote” or they’re “not pro” and I guess old habits die hard. (Whether or not certain types of depression/SH/ana blogs etc really DONT promote or those words are just a please-don’t-ban-me card is a completely different discussion.)

It’s pretty ironic actually because when I’m on the other side of things (as the reader), reading about it is really cathartic in fic, but triggering (not in a fun way) in “real” books. Like there’s several books I had to DNF or shelf because it got to be too much, but oddly enough fic actually helps me a lot.

WOW that was all way heavier than I intended to get when I first started typing this ask! But yeah, that’s my own personal relationship to “I do not endorse” and I didn’t realize how odd it actually is until I started reading some of these other asks! I don’t think any type of “this is bad, actually” authors note is ever necessary honestly, but I also don’t think they’re that big of a deal — if a note from the writer about how they’re ~totally against the “bad” thing they’re writing about~ really takes you out of the fic that much, I don’t understand that either…it’d be one thing if they rambled on and on but even then I don’t think it’s that big of a deal 🤣 Annoying maybe but no one is required to read the AN.

My general threshold is “would a movie/podcast/real™️ book have a similar Viewer Discretion Adviced notice? If so, your A/N is likely fine and not virtual signal-ly or OTT at all.”

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Heh. I think you're assuming a very different type of PSA from what other people are.

From what I've read, self-harm, suicide, and disordered eating are some of the topics that are a bit Monkey See, Monkey Do. Even support group discussions may increase the desire to cut, for example. It's still not 1:1, and we should be able to make art about serious topics, but a PSA doesn't feel totally absurd here. There are plenty of scientific studies showing measurable increases in people hurting themselves IRL after consuming certain material. Even if you did include a hotline, most people's objection is like "That number isn't valid for where I live", not "No one should ever do this".

I think if you polled people, you'd find that many of the PSA-haters are actually totally fine with "Hey, this fic contains serious depictions of mental illness. Make sure you're up for that today." and similar warnings.

But what people are actually talking about in 99% of "PSAs suck" discussions is rape fantasies.

Some clown writes a fic that is blatant fap material for people who like bodice ripper ravishment, and then they plaster it with "Rape Fantasies Bad" commentary that shows that they're judging themselves and their readers in a puritanical way that's a mega-buzzkill, completely out of keeping with the tone of the fic, and completely out of keeping with the actual scientific evidence.

Rape fantasies are commonplace and not a big deal, and to the extent that any depictions are demonstrably harmful, it's things like mainstream Hollywood movies reinforcing very standard cultural narratives, not somebody's sex pollen fic that's probably full of "It's so wrong, so why is it so hot???" anyway.

[wildcardaces]

@ruby-static "your dream saved you" edition!

Where shawn tells anna about the dream he had after almost dyin

But first!

Anna: why do you joke in these situations man...?

Shawn: because i cant be serious to save my life...?

Anna: well..you'll be ok. Youre a fucking cockroach when it comes to stuff like this

Shawn: o-on the contrary...

Shawn: ohhhh i did fuck up..

Anna: ohh dont you fuckin DARE-

Shawn collapsing halfway back to the psa leaving anna panicking? Its more likely than you think! Thankfully anna has her spyphone to do quick teleportation

Anna: HI YES HELP PLEASE-

Gary was expecting anna to come through the sports shop, only for her to teleport into the room and just immediately begin yelling. I mean i dont blame her at all *cries*

And the finale!

Anna: so... this is going to sound crazy but...

Shawn: i think i saw shade.

Anna: as in..actually or?

Shawn: i dont know.

Shawn: it was a normal dream at first, as normal as a dream could be.

Shawn: but after a while, it went dark. Literally.

Shawn: and he told me NOT to follow him

Anna: huh, either your brain was fighting to stay alive or shade LITERALLY saved your life.

Shawn: wouldn't that be nice?

Shawn a few days after everything happened finally opens up about his strange dream he had. Telling anna that he straight up saw shade and didn't know if it was a figment of his imagination or actually him. Either way they both agree that despite the awnser, he literally saved his life either way

[anyoneseenadam]

Can I request fenrys smut, like I’m talking long and dirty stuff. I loved the other you did and I’m hungry for more.

please, oh mighty smut god, grant my request

Pairing: Fenrys x blackbeak!reader

Warnings: Smut, like dirty stuff, blood kink, vaginal penetration, fingering, mentions of war and death

A/n: okay first of all a wee PSA: dont drink your partners blood - this is fiction and Fenrys is fae so can heal quickly just don’t be doing that you lot. Anyway that aside, enjoy, please comment and lemme know what you think it keeps me going :))

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Your grandmother once told you your blood ran cold.

You were eight and sitting docile and gentle by her side, her hand holding your hair in what would looked like a gentle grip to any outsider, but was actually tight and painful - there to tug you back when you wanted to run free.

She had to work harder to tame you, pull the strings tighter - tugging and tugging until you could barely breathe, until whenever you stood stock still beside your sister you heard it coming out heavy and in pants. Never able to breathe heavily enough to fill the hole deep in your chest.

You knew her words weren’t literal, your blood wasn’t cold - it couldn’t be. But you heard it so young that it cemented inside of you, solidifying and changing your world view completely from that day forth.

Your young mind decided that if your blood ran cold your heart must as well. And if you kept a cold heart you could make her proud.

Manon was the only person you were close with, the only one who you let see you cry when the tightness was unbearable. She lay by your side at night and fought by your side in the day - the two of you remaining close through all the blood and gore.

She would breathe quietly beside you until yours had resumed its silent shallowness, eyes empty until they were witness to the unfurling of your growing cruelty. Then she would grip your hand and lead you back to your place - your part. But that changed when you met him.

Fenrys with his dark eyes and easy smiles that seemed to cost him nothing - even when you held a dagger at arms length from his throat.

He had attached to you almost immediately, always ready to sling an arm around your waist and make a joke - anything to make you crack a smile or huff a laugh.

His breaths came easy and you found - that if you focused enough - your own would slow and deepen to match his. And without meaning to, you grew attached.

Your eyes would find him first in a room, hand automatically going to link with his when fear or pain struck you cold. You had never felt so close to someone other than your twin - who despite the twinge of jealousy she felt at the lack of time spent beside her sister, was so unbelievably happy to see you being freed from the tightness of your grandmothers hold.

So on that disastrous day when Aelin was taken and Fenrys forced to follow, you felt your cold, hardened heart break in your chest as your breath was snatched away in an instant.

You spent two months barely able to exist as you fought and killed your way back to him, Rowan equally as desperate by your side as you searched for your lost loves. You had never even told him how you felt, how much he meant to you and now he was gone - back to the place of his nightmares.

When they finally broke out and Fenrys lay on the floor dying you choked out a sob, kneeling by his side and wrapping your arms around his neck, burying your face in his fur - barely hearing Aelins words until he was pressing his cold nose into your cheek, wolf eyes staring into your own.

You didn’t leave his side for the next few days - no words passing between you as he stayed in his wolf form. But he was always quick to move in front of you, protective even now, and you remained curled around him every night. His warm fur and soft breathes helping you sleep as you cling to him. Until one morning when you awoke and it was his arms that were wound around you - tight as if you would disappear from his grip if he wasn’t careful. You wriggled an arm out from under him and reached a tentative hand to stroke down the side of his face - his dark eyes cracking open and meeting yours.

“Hey,” you whispered, voice rough from the lack of use - feeling no need to speak if it wasn’t to him.

“Hey,” he replied, pulling you closer and tighter as your hand came to rest on his face. You stayed like that for a few minutes, just basking in each other’s presence before he spoke again.

“I missed you darling,” he spoke and you felt your heart pound against your chest. “I missed you everyday.”

You pressed closer to him, your faces almost touching as you both held yourselves together, “I hated being without you too.”

“Can I kiss you darling, I know you know what we are,” he whispered, voice sadder and more frightened than you had ever heard him before.

You nodded slowly, pressing your lips gently against his in a soft embrace. His hands roamed up and down your back as he rolled so you were straddling his lap, able to hold his face with both your hands as you made the bond you had felt since day one official.

Just as his hand was creeping under your shirt however you heard the soldiers outside beginning to wake up, joking loudly as they got dressed and ate - many jokes so unsavoury you pulled away from Fenrys with a snarl.

“I’m gonna go shut them up,” you said, reaching for you dagger when Fenrys stopped you.

“We can finish this later, in a proper bed. But right now I need you to stay with me,” your eyes softened when you looked down to him and saw his expression, lost and desperate.

“Okay,” you lay back down on his chest, kissing his jaw gently, “anything for my mate.”

He grinned cheekily at you before holding your face in his huge hands and kissing you, rougher this time.

“Plus no one but me should be allowed to see how beautiful you are when your face is still puffy,” you pouted at him as he laughed.

“I guess you’re right, people need to be scared of me,” you said and he kissed the top of your head.

“Oh trust me, my love, they are.”

You weren’t able to finish what you started for the next few weeks. Travelling to the battle was taking up too much energy anyway and Fenrys was too protective to even risk one of the lower soldiers getting a glimpse of your body. But just being by his side kept you breathing, kept you sane.

When Manon returned you hugged her tight and close, your grandmother was dead and you were free from her dictatorship. Your twin watches you closely when you moved back to Fenrys, her grin small as she watched you melt into his embrace - your once empty eyes filled with so much love and adoration.

She waited until you had left his side to grab him and yourself a plate before moving over towards him. She grabbed the collar of his shirt and pulled him to her eye level, iron nails biting into his skin.

“If she ever looks anything less than fully happy and content with you I will gut you like a fish.” Her voice was cold but Fenrys didn’t flinch, meeting her eyes as he spoke.

“Trust me, if that ever happens I will willingly turn myself in.” They held eye contact for a moment before she released her grip on his shirt. You came back moments later, fully aware of your sister’s threatening nature as you passed Fenrys his food, sitting gently on a nearby log as you dug in.

“So I see you two are becoming friends,” you said dryly and Manon smiled at you, years of inside jokes in her expression.

“The best of friends,” was all she said before leaving, Fenrys coming to sit next to you - pulling you into his lap.

“You know, you’ve never actually shown me your nails,” Fenrys muttered, a large hand picking yours up as you smiled down at him - iron teeth baring.

“Didn’t want to scare you off,” you said as his eyes widened, eyes darting between your metallic teeth and the nail that was tracing down his chest, leaving a raised mark in its path.

“Fuck that’s hot,” he muttered under his breath, shifting you on his lap to cover his growing boner as you laughed, nails and teeth sliding away.

“We’re in public dear,” you reminded him and he groaned.

“As soon as this is all over we are finding the nearest bed I swear.” You pressed a kiss into his jaw.

“Looking forward to it.”

When the day finally came that the battle ended, you found your beautiful boy - twin scars forming on his face as he found your tear filled eyes. The thirteen, your family all gone in a second.

He didn’t say anything, just wrapped his arms tightly around you as you cried into his shirt, clinging to him as you breathed in the relief and grief surrounding the end of a war.

You had found everyone else soon after, holding your sister especially tight when you hugged her. Aelin has basically sent everyone to go sleep and while you knew practically no one would listen, Fenrys tugged you away, exhaustion coating his features.

However, contrary to his promise when you reached the bed, he just pulled his armour off and pulled you into his embrace - the skin on skin contact making you sigh in relief as you fall asleep for a few hours. When you woke up it was dark outside and as you sat up in your lovers lap his eyes cracked open, blinking as he adjusted to the dark room.

You crawled out of his lap and moved to light a few candles - their flickering shadows casting him in a beautiful light.

“You look like a painting,” you whispered as you moved back into his embrace, allowing him to roll on top of you. His eyes roamed up and down your figure and he smiled, canines glinting.

“You always look like art,” he spoke softly, “sometimes terrifying art but always art.”

You craned your neck to kiss him with a smile, arms winding around his wide shoulders as you pulled him closer. He moved between your legs as the kiss deepened, pressing the whole length of his body against you as he cradled you face in one hand - the other exploring your uncharted skin.

He slowly started peeling off you bottom layers, desperate to feel you. You whimpered lightly against his mouth as one of his hands began rubbing you over your panties - wetness pooling as you bit his lower lip gently.

“More, baby please we’ve waited so long,” you whined and he smiled - kissing down your neck and over your collarbone, canines lightly nipping at the skin.

“Shh, let me enjoy you my love.” He moved lower, laying with his head between your spread legs as he pulled you underwear down slowly. He sucked the insides of your left thigh harshly, canines nipping and drawing a small amount of blood which he cleaned up instantly as you watched, enthralled.

“Fuck that’s hot,” you whispered and he licked your thigh gently, cleaning up the blue blood.

“You like that baby?” He asked with a feral grin and you nodded, throwing your head back when he licked a long stripe up your pussy. He covered you with his mouth - groaning into you as he flicked your clit with his tongue, the movement making you grab fistfuls of his hair.

You tugged slightly harshly as he groaned, tongue moving to thrust into your pussy with renewed vigour as one hand moved up your body to grope your breast, his fingers pinching and pulling at the nipple. You moaned, hips thrusting up into his face when he moved up to suck hard on your clit, his other hand coming and pushing a finger into you, his eyes darting up to watch your reaction as he started pumping it in and out of your pussy.

“Fenrys, fuck,” you moaned as he pulled of your clit.

“What do you need baby?“ he asked grinning as he watched your back arch prettily when he pushed in a second finger - scissoring the inside of you.

“Need you,” you whined, near begging as he moved to hover over you - thumb coming up to rub your clit as he kissed you harshly.

You let your nails release, one hand coming to grip him while the other traced a shallow cut on his chest - Fenrys groaning above you when he felt the sharp sting instantly followed by your sweet mouth lapping at his chest.

“Fuck baby,” he groaned, fingers moving faster as they curled within you until you were crying out and tightening around him.

He sat up, pulling his fingers from you and trailing them up your body until he pushed them into your mouth. You moaned at the taste as he watched you with dark eyes that seemed almost black, your legs twining around his waist as you moved to undo the button of his trousers.

Reaching a hand on you pulled him out of his trousers, eyes widening and mouth watering at the sight.

“Shit you’re so big,” you whimpered and he smiled, kissing you gently.

“Perfectly built for you my darling,” he said and you kissed him back - pushing all your love into the kiss.

“I don’t know if you’ll fit though,” you muttered and he laughed lowly.

“Oh trust me sweetheart, after how long we’ve had to wait no god on earth could stop me from fucking this sweet cunt until you’re sobbing.” Your eyes widened as your grip on his shoulders tightened, feeling his smirk as he ran the head of his cock along your slit, nudging your clit as your wetness pooled.

He pressed the head into your tight hole as you cried out, the pressure building as he worked his way in, inch by inch. You could feel his hot breath in your hair, your breasts pressed against his built chest as you breathed as one until he was fully pushed into you - the sensation ripping the air from your lungs.

When he was fully seated inside you he paused, looking down at you with so much adoration in his eyes.

“I love you so much,” he whispered, nudging your nose with own as you smiled up at him.

“I love you more,” you replied, thumb tracing over the drying blood on his chest as you linked your ankles around his small waist.

“Impossible.” Was all he muttered as he traced over the crook between your neck and shoulder with his pillowy soft lips, before biting down gently while pulling out so only his tip rested in you - thrusting in so harshly as you moaned loudly.

His thrusts were sharp and hard as he fucked into you with everything he had - desperately trying to become one with his mate. He was so deep within you, placing a hand on your lower belly and feeling the faint impression of himself in you.

“Baby I’m so deep, all the way in your guts,” he commented, grinning when you struggled to reply. “No wonder you’ve gone all dumb - have I already fucked you cock-drunk?”

His degrading words made you whine and thrust your hips up into his, matching his pace as you clung onto him for dear life.

He moved his hand from where it rested on your lower stomach to roll you clit between his fingers. You felt heat rise in your body as you neared release, your moans growing louder as Fenrys played with your body like he had already mastered you.

Soon he felt you tighten around him as you screamed out, biting down on his shoulder to muffle yourself, drawing warm blood from the wound which you drank up greedily - no longer taking blood from men for sustenance but rather to feel as close to him as possible.

Fenrys kept thrusting into you through your orgasm, his own pace faltering as his head lightened from blood loss. His orgasm came all at once, unexpectedly as he reached a high he had never seen before with his beautiful girl taking his blood as you rode out your orgasm.

He stilled within you, grunting as he all but collapsed on top of you, filling you with a deep groan as you reluctantly pulled off his neck, teeth and nails sliding away. He raised himself enough to look at you as he took in your fucked-out, bloodstained appearance.

“Fuck baby,” he said with a small laugh.

“Yeah,” you agreed, arms winding around his neck to pull him close as he kissed away the excess blood. “Worth the wait?” You asked and he smiled against your mouth.

“Well worth the wait.”

[captainwholecake]

Hello i just have to say ur amazing and welcome back! If i could please request kid, killer, law for the NSFW alphabet letters D, K, X thank you and have an amazing day!

A/N: PSA don’t say you’re off hiatus and then let FE and Genshin take over your life and if theres anything weird with the bullets I used for organizing the wording tumblrs being a bitch

Warnings: nsfw (I like to imagine kidd and law as v kinky okay also I talk about how i belive kidd is into cnc so beware)

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Eustass Kidd

OKAY HES SO PRETTY POST TIMESKIP

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Okay, here me out on this I feel like he’d be into stuff like cnc, somnophilia, and other things like sleepy sex but he’d never admit unless his partner says something first. I genuinely don’t know why but I firmly believe he has some rape fantasies but he wouldn’t do anything w/o talking to his partner first.

Same goes to the somnophilia and the sleepy sex thing he’s really into using his partner while their “not consenting” (while they really are they just you know) apparently and I’ll never understand why I think that

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Babydoll dresses I 10/10 believe he’d be into that girl, boy, whatever the fuck inbetween doesn’t matter put on the babydoll

you riding him because of the one arm

Marking cause how else are people gonna know you’re his??

Breeding this needs no explanation

His partner acting shy why having sex (look above at the dirty secret part for some explanation)

Voyuerism and also watching his partner having sex with someone else and then using it against them (Killer I’m so sorry for shit kidd puts you through)

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Okay, we all know this man has one the biggest dicks on the planet. So I’m thinking good 8 inches when erected and a pretty wide girth.

I mean he’s pretty build but 9+ inches seems a little bit too much

Killer

IT’S THE BEST PIC I COULD FIND GOOD KID AND KILLER GIFS ARE RARE TO FIND AND I DONT WANT TO REUSE GIFS OKAY

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

I see Killer as a fairly vanilla guy (the stuff I said in Kidd’s thing doesn’t count) but give offs strong panty kink vibes I can just imagine him going through his partners laundry and sniffing it and if the person doesn’t wear them I can imagine him really wanting them to wear them but not saying it

Just seeing his partner wear them w/o telling them hes into it can just get him off

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Like I said mans fairly vanilla to me but I can see him be into you wearing his helmet while fucking you (Don’t ask)

Light Bondage

Also a light knife kink

Praise kink (giving & receiving)

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

I genuinely don’t know exactly what Killers size is but Im think 7-6 inches with a pretty small girth

I also believe he would have a pierced dick most likely a prince albert

Trafalgar Law

Wano law is *chef kiss*

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Even though hes a doctor I feel like he’d  secretly be into medical play. He’d probably get off by just having a scalpel near your skin, but I think he would be to embarrassed to actually mention it to his partner probably so they don’t think he gets turned on by actually working on people for medical reasons

But oh the devil fruit related kinks

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He’d be into using his devil fruit power on you and im the only person who thinks that on this site because the amount of time i’ve spent searching for-

He says room on the submarine and the heart pirates just start drinking the night away

Shower sex

Bondage

a knife kink if he talks about the medical play fantasies

This is a personal thing but I can see Law being into painting each others bodies you know?? I genuinely don’t know how to explain it just go with it

I can also him having an oral fixation cause come on who doesn’t want that mans hot hands shoved down their throat

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

I’d like to say that I really want to make “come on fuck me emo boy” joke so bad

I want to say a 11 inches so bad but im thinking long and skinny so like maybe 7 and half and he also probably have a pierced dick

[basilly]

basil’s q&a !

just wanted to make a small q&a posts because i know some ppl are afraid of reaching out or if they are crossing boundaries!

. what pronouns do you use? sexuality? gender?

she/her or even they/them! either one, I don’t have a preference. i am a cis hetero but i do try to educate myself as much as possible and do not tolerate homophobia

i am a female! you are totally welcome to use any words that seem feminine like pretty, beautiful, etc.

I am also completely okay with “guys, boys, dude, bro”

. favorite mcyts?

def wilbur + tommy, ranboo, quackity, karl, and tubbo

. can i jokingly insult you? 

yes you can! i don’t take things to heart easily, so if you throw a joking insult at me i won’t get upset 

. do you use tone indicators?

i am new to tone indicators, but i am trying to implement them in anyway i can

. what are you uncomfortable with?

i am uncomfortable w/ smut (i am a minor), gore, ppl throwing up, horror-related things, bugs, but that is about it

also you can ask for interests but not anything location related or age! I will say i am in PST time zone though <3

I do not have any intense triggers, maybe like blood and gore thats it

. can minors follow your blog?

yes! everything is safe for work (sfw) here and I am a minor myself, just dni if you are homophobic, racist, etc. 

. will you do a face or name reveal?

im a technoblade faceless! ive shown it before but rarely :3

. is lowercase intended?

yes! i just like the look of lowercase :]

. why are some reblogs at night for you?

i try to schedule reblog things as i sleep so you guys still get good content while im gone! so psa moots if u see me reblog way after i like smth thats why :)

. do you swear/cuss?

i dont! this isnt cuz of religion, it’s because i kind of just grew up as the goody two shoes and i don’t really find a need to? i hope that makes sense so my fics wont have cussing, unless its shortened like “wtf”

If I feel the need to add cuss words into my fics i will

. do you write romantically for minors?

i dont- even though i am a minor, i find it odd to write about them romantically and then have that content out for adults or non minors to romanticize them

. isnt it a little weird to write irl?

I see it as through their on stream personas and count that as “irl”, it is like writing for a tv character, it is not truly them as we dont know their true personality. So again it is like a character, and makes it less weird to me.

. if i want to start my own blog, what are some tips?

i have a whole post dedicated to that! linked here!

. can i come to your dms to talk?

pls refrain everyday convo to asks, my dms are only open for questions and concerns

this is because im just super busy and my dms r very glitched

. is fanart okay?

absolutely!! please i will cherish each one and protect it with my life

if you need reference photos, please ask! ill be happy to send picrews or details

. more to add if it comes up!

[rubykgrant]

oh!! Carolina for ask meme? :3

Why I like them-

Like a lot of fans, it took me a bit to warm up to her, but she grew on me! All the characters certainly have angst going on, but Carolina certainly has A Past, and I guess what amazes me is like... she seems very intense and serious, but she still had no control over some of the things that happened to her, and after all of it, she continues to live and do her best to move on. No matter how strong a person is, life can still toss you around and mess you up. Once you realize she's actually on even-footing with everybody else in that regard, it becomes clear that she's also just as capable of being silly and stupid too. So basically, I like that she's a total bad-ass, AND still a bratty dork (I say this affectionately)

Why I don’t-

eh, what I mostly don't like is just kinda... how little she got to do hanging out with her new family of ding-dongs? I wish we got to see more nonsense with her and the others on Iris. I don’t like when her only character development is learning the same stressful lesson over and over (well, in different ways/situations, but still kinda repeats without getting to certain issues that she probably REALLY needs to talk about)

Favorite episode (scene if movie)-

The bit where she tries to joke and say Tucker's Bow-chicka-bow-wow is VERY funny, but I also love her facing the EXTREME nightmare-version of herself in the Labyrinth (it was awesome to see how she’s come to understand her own problems, and ALSO that she is happy to be able to rely on her friends now! she loves her new family of morons~)

Favorite season/movie-

Seeing her working with Epsilon during the Chorus-arc was great, because we can finally see how she's gone from GRR-REVENGE to more chill and it was just... really emotional to see how she and Church BOTH helped each other, and they really got along!

Favorite line-

Her deciding that she is now "Sista Feminista" in the Diversity PSA is pretty hilarious

Favorite outfit-

I honestly don't like either of her helmets in the official designs... from my own fan art, I like these~

(I just like imagining how she figures out her own sense of fashion after a while, probably with help from Kai and Donut. she can be comfortable and still sporty with a tough edge, while also enjoying clothes that are pretty)

OTP-

Not really anybody specific... (it sure would be real neat if she got a girlfriend)

Brotp-

Obviously her and Wash, but also her and Church, and I love the idea of her being bros with Tucker and Grif!

Head Canon-

She never got to watch much TV as a kid, and she actually REALLY likes it when the others want to binge-watch a show, because she finally gets to see what she was missing. Oh, and her real name is totally Carolina. That’s just who she is haha

Unpopular opinion-

I have no idea how "unpopular" it is? I think she really is a red-head, but she dyes it either super-blood-red or that fire-engine color to be EDGEY

A wish-

(besides a girlfriend) I’d just like to see her goofing around more often~

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen-

Angst is cool and all, but PLEASE no more killing people she cares about... we can settle down just bit... (I’m talking about the actual series, obviously we all have fun with different scenarios we imagine where such-and-such happened)

5 words to best describe them-

BEST, determined, confident, caring, devoted!

My nickname for them-

I don’t really have a nick-name for her, but I always think of the song “Sweet Carolina” for her haha

thanks for asking~

[sanchoyo]

danny phantom episode 4-7 Thoughts: (under a readmore because, these got kinda long!)

-the outfit danny had to buy for dash's party. CLASSIC 2000S i cannot stop laughing. And also showing up to the party and everyone is dressed like the trio is hilarious. and further proof that everyone looks good dressed goth.

-dash has a closet full of cute lil bear plushies?? LOVE that. adorable. also his response to danny trashing his room fighting a ghost was SO valid if somone BROKE MY BED IN HALF ID BE PISSED TOO.

-technus being like 'oh smart, u should be a tutor!' then later being like 'forget tutor, be a teacher!' :) supportive king <3 I also really like his upgraded suit/design. AND SPOCK CAMEO??? HELLO??

-the music in this show is super. its so funky. I looked it up and the guy who does it, guy moon (awesome name) also did music for other cartoons like fairly odd parents, barnyard, chalkzone, billy & mandy, AND some actual movies like FIGHT CLUB??? the whiplash I got from reading that)

-sam being rich explains a lot about her, actually.

-I know the moral of the episode was supposed to be 'dont ditch your friends for popular people/spend a lot of money on clothes that arent You to Fit In'. but tbh. it wouldve been easy for danny to have been like 'well, okay, ill come but only if my friends can!' but I get. that hes 14. so. not a lot to say there.

-BOX GHOST IS BACK!!!!! also, danny sitting up and wearing the dress/wig/makeup. umm thats how I dress everyday LMFAO. unironically me. (hate the jokes that boil down to 'haha funney man in dress' tho. but this is a look)

-jazz being protective of her brother once again being like NOOO YOU GUYS BETTER NOT STAKE OUT HIS (actually haunted) LOCKER!! shes aware of how people perceive him and she wants to help :( which is also probably why she told dash to invite him to that party even tho she had no interest in going!! she wants to help him out :(

-gotta say im with tucker on the whole 'should danny use his powers to get back at bullies' debate. 100% yes. let him teach kids to fight back. making dash throw his food at paulina out of the blue? no. but when hes actually about to pick on someone? yeah! for self defense? YEAH! if dash and his friends just threw food at him, I think rather than. idk doing sneaky shit with frogs he couldve just threw it back and not pulled punches if they tried to fight. I kNOOWWW its a kids show so they are like 'if u fight back ur just as bad!! violence bad!!' but. theyre HIS POWERS. WHO CARES.

-like my only gripe is that dash really isnt LEARNING ANYTHING WHEN DANNY GETS BACK AT HIM IN THE MOST PETTY INDIRECT WAYS. whatever they had to add a bully psa episode I guess. I hate it and I hate the way cartoons usually handle it because these methods simply Do Not Work. 'aND YouRE USinG YOur poWErs FOR EVill???!' this is Not Evil. even when poindexter takes dannys body, theyre only being 'nice' bc hes stealing soda for them!! bitches deserve what they get (nothing too brutal bc theyre high schoolers but damn, if they pick on danny he doesnt need to be the 'bigger person' he needs to start biting people)

-SAM TRYING TO SMUGGLE FROGS OUT OF THE BIO LAB?? girl in middle school when we had to dissect frogs we could opt out, also, they came to us already dead and preserved...

-sidney's lingo and the fact hes in black and white is sending me. also, danny is a ghost celebrity apparently for being a halfa?? ok. thats interesting to know

-the DENTIST BEING EXCITED ABOUT THE COTTON CANDY FLOOD IS THE FUNNIEST THING SO FAR.

-I LOOOVE the trope of 'wishes gone wrong'. not crazy about the stereotypical genie, or the use of the dreamcatcher looking design. (also, I KNOW theyre scientists but the way theyre handling a cold...are the fentons ANTIVAX)

-the genie. she. whitewished paulina. JKASDFHKJ. (the ghost literally just being hello kitty???? im dying) 'why do i feel that im special and wonderful? because I AM! <3' paulina ilu self worth queen. felt bad for her also getting possessed by (2) boys later who were arguing INSIDE HER. WTF.

-imagine being the guy trapped in his now flying car. he thought danny and tucker were HALUCINATIONS. imagine being trapped in a flying car with two, what you think are imaginary arguing 14 year olds convinced ur gonna die. i WOULD say this dude is gonna need so much therapy, but he seemed totally fine and excited when they landed (I would be happy too if a chicken was on my head. chickens rule) stoner rights

-sam's bat slippers??? iconic. SO cute.

-I think desiree's backstory is so :( do all ghosts have messed up sad backstories?? poindexter's was sad too...cannot imagine box ghost has any kind of fucked up backstory. but what if. his mom got pushed off cliffs by boxes...........a la cruella... anyway her 'no man may lay a hand on me' iconic. ilu

-I know danny has no concept of how much bras cost but my god dont attack tucker with some girls bra. those are so expensive.

-its really. well its not a GOOD THING he went into the portal and got fucked up, but its good danny was the one to do it rather than sam or tucker. because even tho he was being influenced by desiree and kept getting more malicious and it prob wasnt 100% him...he sucked as a ghost like most the people he 'pranked' were innocent ppl just Chillin and he didnt want to help anyone at all. I think danny is the most responsible out of them but also, hes 14 and shouldnt HAVE to feel obligated to fight every ghost. hes a good kid and wants to, but I also feel like he feels like...responsible for the portal turning on?? because his parents did give it up,, but it was an accident and not his fault (if anything, why was the on switch on the inside. why was it that easy. why was there no safety measures. that seems like smth OSHA needs to hear about). like thats my son. hes a good boy. and hes never done anything wrong in his life, ever. if anyone hurts him im killing everyone in this room and then myself. etc.

-danny's curfew is 10PM????? DUDE. when I was 14...shit I couldn't be out that late, I had to be back at like, 8 at the latest, and my parents had to know exactly where and who I was going with, AND i had to call/text them regularly...is this a case of my parents being overbearing, or the fentons sucking??? the only time i could EVER be out that late was if I was at an overnight sleepover or smth...

-the vultures have lil fezes. why do they have fezes...theyre so fuckin funny 'ask him for directions' 'I KNOW WHERE IM GOING' these ghost vultures are my new grandpas. pick them up, put them in the adopt box.

-'I wonder why those guys were trying to waste dad!' THEYRE GHOSTS. YOUR DAD HUNTS GHOSTS. why is that not a conclusion you'd immediately jump to??

-*jazz voice, clearly disgusted* WISCONSIN???

-mrs fenton with the lab coat and leg warmers and PERM. YESSS STYLISH.

-was going to say 'ew billionaire' @vlad but. super valid he used his powers to assumedly steal and cheat to get that money, thats how all billionaires do it! but ew hes a SIMP. and spending your billions on FOOTBALL STUFF?? you are Not Valid overall. I DO respect the fact you have a castle instead of a mansion. in wisconsin. if youre going to be stupidly rich might as well go all out, torches on the wall and all. I DO like his ghost form's little kitty ears. catman. and his cape! every design can benefit from a cape. and how different his forms look, like danny looks the EXACT SAME IN BOTH FORMS ASIDE FROM COLOR CHANGES. vlad's is like,, I could believe they were different people!! also I love the drama. but dude you are fighting a 14 year old. lame. also he was like, telling danny he wanted his mom and him and like, wanted him to renounce his dad?? WHAT ABOUT JAZZ?? bitch. those r MY kids and they are both important and special. I do agree they need better parents but thats not u sir <3

-I thought vlad's 'little badger' nickname for danny came from the football mascot of the packers, but google says they have NO MASCOT?? so now I'm like?? is it because his hair is sometimes black and sometimes white?? I hate to give him props but thats a PERFECT NICKNAME. theyre also tiny and vicious!

-why did I get so excited that Skulker is back!! its been like. 2-3 eps LMAO. AND THE DAIRY KING. ICONIC I LOVE HIM. hes the nicest guy ever :) more nice ghosts please. danny cannot be fighting alone everytime with no ghost buds like every ghost being hostile sucks :(

-mr. fenton knew vlad was controlling him, but a few episodes ago he had no clue danny was doing the same thing...is it something about how malicious the ghost is?? he just seemed to think his memory had gaps the first time, this time he was INSTANTLY LIKE 'GHOST'. then again in this ep when danny did it again he was just slightly confused but not immediately freaking out like he did with vlad possessing him!!

-'my parents will accept ME NO MATTER WHAT' so. so why haven't you come out to them yet, danny?? if you really think that?? if theres no harm, and you're sure??? if vlad is a real problem, wouldnt that make dealing with him easier, to expose him???? SO WHY HAVENT YOU COME OUT YET?? COULD IT BE,, MAYBE YOU HAVE DOUBTS ABOUT WHETHER YOUR PARENTS ACTUALLY WILL ACCEPT YOU??? 🤔 ... 🏳‍🌈 I get why people say He Is Trans. I totally totally get u danny.

-sorta unrelated, but it just occurred to me in one of these eps they go to casper HIGH not casper middle school??? theyre 14?? dont highschools usually do ages 15-18? (I didnt go to hs so I might be wrong, if I am ignore this...) freshmen are usually 14-15, could just be a case of them not turning 15 yet but they will sometime in the school year (I say they because tucker said he was 14 too)? I know the show has 3 seasons, so by the end of it will they be older? thatd be neat but usually cartoon characters stay the same age...I love shows where you can see the characters age and grow up, though...three seasons seems like a long time to spend on like, 1 year...

[calcifermovesthecastle]

Ooh you're lookin for requests? Ok imma hit u up. How bout reacting to reader having a wardrobe malfunction and immediately grabbing them to cover up? (Foe example, if their shirt comes off, they hug them tightly to avoid anyone else seeing but now theres a half naked reader clinging to them 😂) You can write for whoever you want! I'd love to see some CaeJose, Pol, and Mista especially 🥰

Are Caesar and Joseph together for this? Yes? No? Im doing both anyways because I want to. I originally was going to add other characters but I had an allergic reaction when I went to the gas station today and I had to take benedryl so I'm tired. 

Another PSA, theres no limit to amount of characters or how many requests you send in. I’ll write it all.

Also, I’m currently reading Jojolion so as soon as I finish that, I’ll let you guys know so you can send in requests but i s2g dont ever make me write for Joshu i fuggin hate him.

Im also assuming it’s an AFAB reader because of the situation, I’m going to use they them pronouns though but BLEASE if I am wrong PLEASE tell me and I will edit the whole thing no problem.

CAESAR:

Okay so Caesar was my favorite Jobro for the longest time until Bucciarati came in and then Bucciarati was my favorite until Gyro and literally Gyro is the greatest character ever in anything but anyways

-Your shirt snags on the back of your chair, or a pole when you’re walking. And rips off. (Or someone else rips it off) 

-You immediately grab him and press into him, trying to cover up. He notices, looks down to see your shirt in tatters, and B L U S H. His face gets so red. 

-He immediately takes his jacket off and covers you with it, making sure you’re decent. 

-”Oh, what happened, Cara?” His voice S h a k e s it’s actually cute.

-Your face is also flushed in embarrassment, so it doesn’t matter what you were in the middle of. He gets you home soooo fast, blushing the whole while, so that you can get a change of clothes. 

-At this point it doesn’t matter anymore, so you invite him back to your room and just change in front of him, telling him “Well I guess now’s a good of a time as ever to let you see, huh?” 

-Oh? 

-Really?

-You don’t even get a chance to pull the new shirt over your head as he’s pressing you against the wall, kissing you with a heat you’ve never seen from him before. 

-You had plans? Not anymore. 👀

JOSEPH: 

-Oh surprise hug? 

-Oh

-He will tease you but only because you’re embarrassed and because you are h a l f n a k e y and pressed up against him. His heart is pounding. 

-”Well if you wanted this kind of attention you should have asked!” 

-Will cover you up though pretty much immediately, securing his jacket around you, getting you home in no time at all. 

-Joseph is not respectful. He will watch you change clothes because it’s hot. 

-You tease him a little too, just to get back at him. 

-”Well if this is the show you wanted to see we should have just stayed home in the first place, Jojo.” 

-When he gets up, you shake your head at him, your eyebrows shooting up. 

-”No sir, no touching. You just sit there and watch.” 

-”Baaaabeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.” His voice is whiny at first, but keep teasing and he’ll change his tune.

-”You’re so needy, aren’t you, Jojo? This is probably a dream come true for you.” You go to slip the new shirt over your head, and he’s on top of you in a moment, leaning close, pressing You into the wall. 

-”Keep running your mouth and I’ll show you exactly what I want from you.” 

-Rip

CAEJOSE

-The moment it happens you grab whoever’s closest and shield yourself with their body, flushing with embarrassment. 

-The other one will probably threaten or beat up the perpetrator, depending on who it is that you’re not holding on to. 

-They’ll cover you up and get you home so that you can change, but god help you because they’ll tease the hell out of you. This situation caught all of you off guard.

-”You didn’t tell us how attractive you are, Cara.” Caesar eyes you, a smile playing on his lips. Joseph will run his hands up your sides while Caesar talks, kissing the back of your neck. 

-”Well if you wanted to see you should have just asked, tesoros”  you make it a p o i n t to use Caesars mother tongue, making a big show about picking out a new shirt, discarding the ripped, tattered one.

-Rip to you honestly because you're teasing 2 men who are probably twice your size. You won't win this round. 

-Caesar's eyebrow quirks up when you use the italian phrase, and Joseph will grab you and set you on the former's lap. Unfortunately for you, Caesar's arms will wrap around your waist and lock you into place while joseph leans in close, his face centimeters from yours.

-You're in for one hell of a night with them if you're down. (If you aren't, they'll let you get dressed and sit with you at home playing cards or something) 

POLNAREFF

-Will be a blushing BLUSHING mess the moment you hug him out of nowhere. 

-His sould will proceed to leave his body when he sees that your shirt has, uh, 

-"Oh, jesus christ, mon ange, Let's get you home?"

-He'll help you cover up as soon as you can, glaring Daggers at anyone who just so happens to even glance in your direction. 

-Will make it more obvious in an attempt to make it less obvious. 

-Literally shouting "Oi, oi, oi, don't look at them! Look away!" While covering your chest. Cut him some slack. He means well. 

-Once you're home, getting re-dressed, you tease him to no end. 

-"Jean-Pierre, you seemed to really enjoy yourself today." You flash a grin at him, relishing in the heat that rises on his cheeks. 

-He can't help but stare as you pull the shirt over your head and down your body, clearly finding the words he wants to say. You grin at him, fully dressed, and plop yourself in his lap. His arms find their way around you, securing you in place, and he presses a kiss to your nose, a lopsided grin on his face. 

-"If you're up to it later, maybe I'll let you see me some more." You're obviously embarrassed at what happened, and you want to crawl into a hole and hide from the public eye for at least 10 years, but he's being so cute that you can't help but joke around. 

-His arms tighten around you, and he presses a kiss to your cheek, grinning. 

-"Maybe let me see more now?" 

MISTA: 

-He knows the feeling of skin, so when you press against him, he immediately recognizes the skin on skin contact. (He wears a crop top ffs) 

-Speaking of the crop top, it's off in a heartbeat when he sees your situation. He'll walk around shirtless, he doesn't mind. At the very least, you can wear that until you two can get home so that you can change. 

-"Oh, no, Zabaione!" (Rips shirt off of his body and yanks it down over yours, keeping you covered the whole time.) "Here, wear this." 

-He does not stink despite what Trish says. You know how some people have a distinct smell? He smells like gunpowder. 

-What's more embarrassing? Having your chest accidentally exposed, or wearing your boyfriend's shirt while he walks around half naked with a gun sticking out of his pants right above his crotch. 

-Your face is pretty red, but he's honestly living for this. 

-"Oh my god, Bombolone, you look so cute in my shirt. You should wear it more often." 

-"Yeah? And what are you gonna wear?"

-"What, you think I don't have other clothes?" He snakes an arm around your waist, leaning in close, murmuring in your ear. "Do you mind seeing me exposed like this?" 

-He'll laugh good naturedly, getting you home and putting a shirt on himself, preventing you from changing yours because he continues to insist how absolutely adorable you look in his shirt. 

-Indulge him BLEASE he's so cute when he's flirty.

[bow-wow-wark-wark]

Big rant ahead sorry 😅

I'll be honest, I havent liked hypmic for a long time and its not like if I'm that popular or well known in the fandom but general psa: if you like Samatoki × Ichiro please never interact with me.

Like, I don't understand how you could think it's ok, and if you like it or don't see much off an issue with it pls, pls never interact with me.

I feel like I don't need to explain why but just in case I do: its gross, ichiro is basically a teenager and samatoki is a full fleshed adult. And you might say "but ichiro is 19 which is basically an adult" it doesnt fucking matter, he's just leaving teenager hood and becoming more of an adult while samatoki is already one; besides they met when Ichiro was 17 and samatoki was a fucking adult!!!! I don't care what you say this is what it is, that being, basically pedo shit.

Anyways I'm tired of people liking it and not thinking anything of it, or people putting it in comps and making jokes about it; I know I can't change the minds of the people that like it but I can set the boundary, so if you like it get fucked. Especially if you draw nsfw of it, yuck.

Also I think most people that like it have a weird dynamic with it... like I think they infantilize ichiro too much, and that they like to point out the age difference that they have a lot (although this also happens in other ships). I also think they make samatoki very rude and insensitive while Ichiro is like the softer, nicer type, and even thought he is calmer than samatoki, they are both hot headed and it's just weird. (Evidently not everyone I'm not trying to generalize, but it's from what I've generally come across) Like you can like their dynamic as friends and all, like I think they're funny but pls stop.

Also if you want to argue with me on this and defend it, dont waste your time. I'm not changing my mind or responding/seeing your message.

[prpledusk]

PSA: Kids please fucking stop.

In regards to recent events I just wanna go ahead and make something clear about where I stand on certain subjects, I dont have a lot of followers and for all I know I might actually lose a couple by writing this but eh. Fuck it, its tumblr.

So my oppinion when it comes to children the internet. Kids are fucking stupid.

I say that not to be mean spirited but more in the sense of "Kids do stupid shit when given the power of anonymity."

Specifically they do stupid shit when it comes to nsfw content.

Throughout my time on Discord and tumblr Ive come across muiltible sitations involving both children and adults as well as controversial and nsfw content, from a child lying about their age to gain access to said content, to adults posting minor/adult content under mine and my friends noses, to someone actually attempting to groom a minor. Its the Kingdom hearts fandom, we've had problems with preditors, and people spreading things like noncon fics since the early 2000's! Put simpley Ive seen some shit. And have a zero tolerance when it comes to Minors on the internet for reasons dealing with experience and also for the fact that I have a daughter and plan to teach her Internet safety when she becomes of age.

So here's a few bits of advice to help those in the fandom and maybe to assist in understanding why children shouldnt be posting or activly participating and comtributing nsfw content.

Children are not permitted to post pornographic content online. Ya'll can write and draw it sure but do not share it or post it online. Its illegal and can get you in serious trouble.

Do not write noncon as it not only helps in the spread of rapeculture but its insulting to actual victems, especially in cases where you may not be cappable of understanding things like nuance or lack the world experience that would tell you w h y its bad. To top it off, most of the time these fics are written by children whove never hhadto experience such a thing and see it as just an edgy way to get their kicks which again, just rubs salt in the wound.

Kids dont have to tell you their age, but if ever theres something that requires age identification simpley say "I identify as an adult/minor". Or just dont identify at all and stay away from adult areas. Easy peasy kill me pleasy.

If someone says "no" or "Im uncomfertable" please. Back the fuck off. End of discussion.

Do not post, contribute, or even dabble in minor/adult things. Yes Im looking at you Akuroku fans. I wish you all a very perish. By comtributing any minor/adult ships all your doing is helping pedophilia and MAPs become more normalized and for a minor online that is definatly not a good because it increases the chances of you becoming a VICTEM of those people.

The amount of times I had to call out adults for thinking theres nothing wrong with minor/adult things is staggering and I want to swallow glass and grind my own bones because of it, but its worth it if it makes a safer inviroment for the children around you. That being said, adults reading this: call that shit out. You obviously dont have to if you dont want to but you'll be shocked how many people you end up helping because of it.

If a minor has been getting nsfw from you, block them and cease contact. Its really the best thing you can do, and Minors? Please dont interract with adult artists and writers, you wont face any consiquence for getting nsfw from an adult but the adult can be legally charged with distribution of porn to a minor you have the potential to ruin someones life and you do not want that on your conscience.

Kids? Please do NOT share porn with other kids? Thats distribution of porn to a minor, which a minor can be charged with.

This list may be subject to update but ya'll get the picture. Back when I was a kid I made a lot of mistakes and yes even I wrote some things that I wish I never did but the difference is I kept it all PRIVATE. I made certain that Only I ever saw that stuff and never ever posted any of it publicly, and dammit it hurts to see kids who already remind me of myself when I was younger make those same mistakes within the same fandom no less.

I remember demyx time and how it consistantly made noncon jokes at the expense of minor characters, I remember Saix puppys :You got served! and how the characters where constantly sexually harassed and molested for the funnies,

I remember the near constant stream of noncon fics and how NO ONE was ever calling out this behavior in the fandom but times have changed. The fandoms changed and most of those kids have grown up and are now highly against all of that bullshit from the past and are currently calling out shit behavior and irresponsible posting but thanks to those mistakes of the past kids today see things like pressuring people into things they dont want, gaslighting, guilt tripping, and streight up minor/adult ships are fine and should even accepted. Hell proshippings apparently a thing and the more I think about that the more I get the Frenzy status.

I want this fandom to be safe. I want peoplr to come to my blogs and feel safe. I want people to talk to me and feel. Safe.

So I guess hopefully people read this and try to understand the basic do's and donts of being a kid on the internet.

In conclusion

Kids need to practice basic internet safety and creepy adults need to fuck off into the abyss.

[godwithwethands]

lmao i don't know all your shipping preferences but can i say, i much prefer sam with ba'al than with jack (this might be because i'm a high jack/daniel shipper but also, i just prefer the sam/ba'al vibe over the sam/jack vibe)

I'm a multishipper so I ship pretty much everything simultaneously: I love JackDaniel too 🥰🥰🥰 They are so cute and so good for eachother 🥺

Honestly yeah I prefer the vibe of BaalSam to JackSam as well 👁️👅👁️ But that's personal taste and interpretation of course 🥴

Oh no now I feel like explaining in depth why I love Baalsam and why I ship it... oh no... someone stop me 😩... LET'S FREAKING GO I'M GONNA EXPLAIN WHY!!!!

Mino’s “Here’s why I love BaalSam so much” aka just me gathering up the few baalsam crumbs the show writers, Amanda Tapping and Cliff Simon left in their wake....and baking a cake with those crumbs.

Before I start, PSA: English is not my first language, so please bear with me if there are any mistakes 😭

Okay so I feel like at first I can't explain it without mentioning the differences with jacksam, and to all jacksam shippers: I love jacksam to bits too and they're so good, as the show has showed us multiple times, but I miss a little spice here 😩🌶️

I will also briefly talk about things I have found in Baalsam fics that I adore in (Fic points)!! And link back to fics I love with (x)!!!!

(Mid-writing note: I realize I say a lot about Baal and less about Sam, and that is because I just think about Baal way much than I think about Sam, mainly because we have so little Baal screentime compared to Sam’s screentime. I often wonder how/what he feels and try to analyze his behavior closely. 🥺 I don’t do it as much with Sam, sadly 😭

1. The ship dynamic scale (totally made up by yours truly, me 😎)

I often describe the ships I prefer as "A is obnoxious and B is struggling to stay sane" (maybe because it is a description of my own relationship??? 🤔) (this is exagerrated for fun and giggles don't worry i am fine and happy). They are all a variation of this, in different levels. I'd say jacksam fits level 1, Jack being obnoxious sometimes but in an endearing, jokingly, "aww you're such a goof 😍😂" way, and Sam's not really struggling, she just laughs and shakes her head, her heart full of love for her man.

Baalsam on the other hand. Oh boy. They are on level 5 out of 5. What the hell. Baal is obnoxious, in the villain way. And that means, a VERY extra way. He's mean obnoxious. Putting salt in the wound obnoxious. "if you don't shut up I will punch your teeth in/shoot you" obnoxious. Sam is struggling every minute to stay sane with this crazy motherfucker. He's SO MUCH. ALL THE TIME. But joke's on her, she also thinks it's funny. 🤡 That's her sanity flying out the window.

Seriously, Sam has to put her foot down. She has to play Baal’s game and sometimes be mean too. I feel like Baalsam allows Sam to unveil her true potential. A strong woman who takes no shit from men and 2000 years old overlords. She can be 200% true, smug, mean. Maybe JackSam respect each other too much they wouldn’t dare saying/doing some things like Baalsam would  🤔 Maybe Sam is restrained by everything she lived with Jack, the respect she has for him, the 10 or so years spent having him as her superior officer.

A lot think that Sam got her smug from Jack, but I don’t agree: she was smug from the get-go in COFG. She just can’t be too smug with him around or it’d sound like insubordination. Aint she tired of being nice? Doesn’t she wanna go apeshit? That’s what baalsam is. Sam going apeshit and quitting being the perfect nice girl.

Baalsam is an explosive volcano and it ravaged me 😩💖💖💖

2. Baal is a Villain

Send him to horny villain jail!!! BONK!!! 💥🔨

Baal being a villain is VERY important. Villains are so extreme. Everything he does, he does way too hard and too much. His evil plans? As layered as an ogre. Onion. I meant onion. His wardrobe? Nothing but the finest. His love? He'd give his Queen the Universe.

I love that. Everything he does, it's too much. But it's so amazing. Urghhj I love it SO MUCH. Sam is overwhelmed 😩💖 All of that for HER?? Damn, boi either really wants to get laid with her especially or.. 🙊‼️ I love the concept of a Villain’s Love because it knows no boundaries. A villain won’t be held back by things like morals, the love they feel is disproportionate......AND I DONT KNOW Sam being able to provoke this kind of feeling in Baal’s little snake heart makes me lose my absolute fucking mind!!!!! 

Very important too: even if he becomes a SGC ally in one way or another in whatever AU, Baal will still keep his good ol' villain habits. Sam would try to tone them down, but they will always be there. You don't erase 2000 years of bad habits 😭. His first solution will be murder, and she will go "we talked about this." Classical Enemies to Lovers shit  🥴💖 (x)

(Fic point: When Baal does something so extreme yet so so soooo damn sweet for her and Sam can’t believe it??? 10/10 Or when he acts on his villain plans for distasteful jokes and that puts Sam on a tight spot and he immediately feels bad at the unfair treatment she gets because of him (x))

3. The endless verbal jousting

I love watching them being mean to each other. If Baal goes too far, she /would/ hit him, and he would turn his other cheek saying "Do it again, loved it". What a freak 🥴🌶️ (x)

Honestly I just love their little sparring matches, even more so when they do it in front of an audience. Like lmao guys..... y'all flirting in front of everyone what the hell!!! BONK !! 💥🔨 horny jail for both of you. At least Teal’c seems to enjoy their jousting  😂 He even teases them holy shit, Teal’c is the true multishipper in that show!!!!

(Fic point: When they argue and come to a fistfight (mostly Sam hitting and Baal taking or blocking the hits)? HELL YEAH!!!!)

4. Admitting the other’s qualities

I’ll start with Baal:

Baal seems to appreciate the courage Sam shows in front of him. You could explain her confidence in The Quest by saying that at this very moment Baal doesn’t have an advantage on Sam since she’s the one holding the gun. There is something else, and I will bring it up later.

Let’s talk about Reckoning!!!! The situation is different, Baal actually called for help whereas he was supposed to kill everyone on Dakara. And here goes the little sparring match in front of Jacob  🤡 Sam ordering Baal around??? Being smug as hell??? 10/10 love it

It’s the first time he sees her and he’s taken aback. He should look mad, having a woman addressing him like that. But he looks rather surprised and curious of what’s going to happen next. I can literally hear the little “Hm. Interesting.” in his head. Baal enjoys that smug look on her face. Tau’ri female who??? Who IS she!!! Quick gotta be a jerk so she won’t suspect I’m crushing super hard right now!!!! Cliff Simon decided Baal will be the horny one among the System Lords and holy shit he did just that 😂😂😂 i’m sorry i’m just incohenrently babbling at this point I CANT BELIEVE THIS, I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!!!!!!!! you thought that huge ass post was going to be me thoughtfully bringing points and evidence? nope it’s just me losing my shit.

I believe that, despite what Baal says, he recognizes Sam’s intelligence to some extent. He’s just too proud to say it clearly and is too busy testing Sam’s limits. The more I think about it, the more I feel like he really looked for that punch in The Quest. Some kind of... I don’t know... “What makes you so special, as a female Tau’ri, to be on your kind’s elite scout team? How much can you take before you retaliate, if you retaliate at all? Show me what you’re made of.” kind of thing? Baal has shown some kind of interest in Earthlings in the past. He has studied them while living among them and he seems to like how different they are from other humans, Now he knows she’s as fierce as she needs to be to survive in this galaxy.

Have you sEEN his smile and his laugh after she punched him in The Quest? AFTER SHE TURNED HER BACK TO HIM TOO, OH, MY GOD. He really wanted a drastic reaction from her and he got it.

That is a “I love me a woman who can kick my ass” kinda smile if you ask me  👁️w👁️...

What makes me think that it was a test is: after the punch and Sam’s threat to kill him, he stops being so annoying and they can finally work together. But why? Why did he care about being killed? He was a clone, there’s no way he was still hoping to steal the Sangraal from SG-1, so his mission as this one Baal clone couldn’t be fulfilled anyway. That makes me think that he was just testing Sam’s limits, and maybe having a little fun with her.

(Fic point: I LOVE IT when Baal gets access to the SGC and everyone gets on his nerves because he thinks they are all dumb as shit. But when he talks with Sam, he’s not so annoyed. She can keep up with him. Well, sometimes she needs a little help but- Maybe she’s okay to be with sometimes...(x))

Sam’s turn: 

It’s no problem for Sam to admit Baal’s intelligence. However the idea of working with him just makes her go [grimacing emoji]  😭 😭 😭 She just knows he’s gonna be obnoxious pfahahaha But!! She trusts and values his knowledge nonetheless! She knows that teamed up with Baal, they can solve anything. I believe that’s why she asks him for help so easily despite...Well, Baal being Baal.

I feel like, when you put the "it’s a matter of life and death” thing aside, Sam’s desire to learn could push her towards Baal. She knows there is a lot she could learn from him, and they can work together once he stops insulting her every 5 seconds. She can learn from him in those moments.

(Fic point: I love fics where Sam learns things from Baal... It’s usually very sweet, because Sam is absolutely adorable when she’s excited about science and Baal can’t help but melt a little bit when she smiles so bright at him. Thankful.) 

5. Sam’s kindness 

I said earlier that, as we all know, Baal is a villain. But what’s important here is that he is a Goa’uld System Lord. 

No trust, no kindness and love allowed between those guys. Those would leave the door open for treason and low blows. (See Qetesh in Continuum)

(I believe the only Goa’ulds truly in love we saw were Apophis and Amaun’et)

Now what I tell myself is: that must be pretty freaking lonely. In any shape or form. You can’t have friends, because you can only befriend your fellow godlings who will try to kill you at any given opportunity. Same for mates. 🤔 Baal is just alone at the top of his army and that’s all. What if this isn’t enough? He is different from other Goa’ulds.

What if Sam’s genuine worry and thankfulness towards him in Reckoning were the first time he had someone feel those towards him for like, hundreds, or even thousands of years? Not something distorted and stained by any slave-to-god adoration?

He is soooo surprised. He even stutters a little? At a loss for words when faced with kindness, you, galactic overlord? And she looks actually worried about him and his ship about to go down, when before saying thank you, she asks him what’s going on. I like to think that this first interaction shaped what Baal will think and feel for Sam forever....And that it made him a bit soft for her  🥺 Maybe he sees in Sam (and in the rest of SG-1, see: how much fun he’s having with them during The Quest) a possibility for friendship and maybe more, something he hasn’t considered for A WHILE. He seems to be thinking “did she really say that...wait what do I answer to this...uh....Good luck.......ok i said it. damn that was weird.” 

Also can I briefly talk about this??

Why does Sam look so embarrassed in a “Oh god right Dad is right there and saw all of that hUM.” way 😂 I don’t think she felt like it was creepy, since Baal was just responding to her kindness, and she definetely doesn’t want to talk about her being nice to a System Lord with Jacob bjfdjgbfdg

(Fic point: All I can think of is this fic where Sam gets thrown in a prison cell with a badly beaten up Baal (his symbiote is not able to heal his wounds because of a collar he wears), and she refuses to leave him there to die. They escape together 😭💖💖💖 (x))

6. Sam knows Baal will never hurt her

Maybe this is a result of Sam’s kindness in Reckoning, but Baal made it clear to Sam that he would never hurt her directly. And this is what I was referring to when I said “there’s something else” in Sam’s confidence in confronting Baal. This line below activates all of my monkey braincells because what the hell!!!!

That’s “I kinda like you” in Villain language is it not????? Out of all the things Baal could have answered to “You can kill me if you want”, he decides to say “I would never dream of killing you.” with a voice so soft... oh my god. Talking about soft....

Is it me or Baal’s touch on Sam is kind of gentle....like he doesn’t hold her wrist too tight or anything,,,,  🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭💖💖💖 Because honestly, another Goa’uld would have yanked on her arm so hard to put their hands on that hard drive but no no no he just closes his hand on her wrist and lets her go gently when she pulls out of his grip and AM I OVERANALYZING THIS?????? IM SORRY I GOT THAT TRAIT FROM MY DAD!!!!!!! we just have that tendency to watch things over and over again to notice all the small detailsssss

I like to think that afterwards, once the heat of the moment gone, she noticed that, hey. He /could/ have hurt her very badly, she was at his mercy after all. But he decided against it. Maybe because she’s the only one who’s been nice to him for literal cenTURIES????? HHHNHNHNHNHN I CANT!!!!!!!!!!! I HOPE SHE NOTICED IT!!!! And that it’s why she’s so confident addressing him like she does in The Quest.

I think I’ve addressed pretty much everything here and I’m going to talk about more things I like about BaalSam but more on the headcanon side  🤔

Miscellaneous: 

About Baal’s host:

I have said multiple times that Baal is different from other Goa’ulds, and I really don’t think it is just an act. 

He is willing to break the god act, change strategies when he realizes there are better ways to proceed, searching for new allies in drastic situations, etc etc... Baal is way more human than other Goa’ulds.

What if that was because Baal let his host’s thoughts influence his own?

Why wouldn’t there be asshole humans wanting to be hosts to asshole Goa’uld symbiotes? Just like the Tok’ra, but on the villain side? (even if Tok’ras are assholes lol) (except Jacob. I love Jacob) (And Martouf) (I don’t like Martouf but he’s the only one with Jacob that I consider a Real Tok’ra) (The other ones are hypocrites) (ANYWAY!)

I love to think that when Baal doesn’t have the flanged voice, it is his host who speaks, as Tok’ras do. I know symbiotes don’t have to talk with the flanged voice but. Having Baal and his host thinking so alike that it doesn’t matter if it’s the host or the symbiote talking makes so much sense to me. It really could explain his different way of thinking. Baal has shown curiosity for humans and how they think, how to better manipulate them...What if it was because of the good experience he has with his host? It could also explain why he’s the horny one amongst the System Lords 😂 He is just very human in a lot of ways.

Now you’re like “ok but what does that have to do with Baalsam” AND YEAH I HEAR YOU !!!! I just think it may be easier to imagine Baalsam for a non-shipper if you see Baal in that light?  🤔 🤔 🤔 it sure helps Sam seeing herself with him in fics 🥴 I don’t know!!! We know so little about Baal, and there are so many possibilites. I’m going way out of the Baalsam remit but at the same time, I strongly believe those who don’t understand the ship are those who stop their analysis of Baal at Abyss. He is so much more than just “that one Goa’uld who tortured and killed Jack in that one episode”. Baal has so much potential that makes this ship work!! Sam seeing that potential makes this ship work!

Sam hosting Baal (yes, the symbiote):

OKAY OKAY OKAY SO!!! This is something I LOVE to bits!!

That’s a thing that is great if as I said, Baal and his host are on the same wavelength. But it can work without it nonetheless.

Sam hosting Baal, consensual or not, is always ALWAYS such an amazing trope. (x) It’s really something that makes me hyperventilate because it makes them so close...so blended...it’s infinitely intimate... When Baal is in love with Sam, it’s even better. (x) I almost can’t describe it because it is so wonderful. Being able to feel each other’s feelings. Baal healing Sam from inside when she’s injured. Sam deciphering his emotions and most importantly the affection he has for her, especially when he still haven’t confessed it? holy shit it’s SO DAMN GOOD!!!!! The silent conversations they can have within Sam’s head, Baal pouring Goa’uld knowledge into Sam’s mind. It’s just the two of them and I can’t express how comforting that is to read.

i don’t know, random stuff I like i guess, I’m almost done: 

He just really craves her attention huh. Look at that smile, so cute...”I’m smart! Did you know I’m smart as hell? Of course you did. But I Would Like You To Acknowledge It.” He’s even bouncing on his heels, i love when he does that!!!! He is turning towards Sam especially too  😭💖 and she’s just ê____ê LMFAO

(Maybe this is just another “it is my speciality and not yours” moment but hey i like to give him the benefit of the doubt 💖)

Baal being “I’m tired of being a villain, I want to be loved now”...Aren’t you tired of going apeshit? Don’t you want to be nice? just a little bit?

Baal using so much petnames so easily... i’m usually not a fan of those but having him saying “my love, my sweet” etc etc oh fuck!!!!! i don’t know wHY it gets me!!! 

A lot of Baalsam fics are smutty, and while I enjoy that, I still think they have so much potential on the spiritual level. They’re both nerds and they both have so many things to learn from the other. (x)

Baal taking Sam on his ship to show her some neat space stuff.

Baal loving motorcycles just like Sam and modifying engines with naqadah.

Guess i’m just gonna link to fics I love now nvkjfdg and that I haven’t linked to already--

In the Lap of the Gods - Rating: M - Sam gets stuck in a sarcophagus with Baal. Really well thought fic, I love it!!!

The Mating game - Rating: M - Ten dates. Can I call this slow burn? It’s slow but not too slow. Please read this, it’s hilarious and so well written like- this fic makes me lose my absolute shit!

The Mating Game: Endgame - Rating: E - Read after The Mating Game. Honestly yEAH!!! Amazing sequel to an already amazing prequel, what else can I say 😩💖 you got some Host!Sam action in this too!!

Enemy Amongst Us - Rating: E - Hmmmm Sam falling for Baal is always yummy 🥴 It has more than that, it’s pretty wild!!!!!!

Those are not all but they are the ones i prefer 🥺💖💖💖 (along the ones I linked during the essay) 

I think I’m done? Congratulations for reading all of this lmao  😭💖 I hope you can see why I love Baalsam so much now!! They are just SO MUCH FUN!!! 

feel free to send me asks and stuff about this TvT/

[themeed]

damn allowed myself to want things for a day and all i want is a van to live in, knowledge, freedom, weight loss, and a bass guitar.

im. happy with that i think. im proud of me, no jokes. im proud of being able to want things and care about them and vibrate towards them with longing. im... pleased with that. its fulfilling in a way Not Wanting For Anything isnt, because thats... kinda hollow. empty. in a vacant, lonely, yearning and grieving and SAD way. maybe because i Couldnt Want then. i Couldnt Desire or it would be used against me or taken away. that sucks. that sucked.

and now. im free to want again. and comparatively???? i think im very much never going to aim for buddhism or that weird Not Desiring Not Attached Nirvana mindset. like good for u but been there out of trauma and its not fun theres no reason to truly Live. u just float endlessly and experience and it aches so badly!!!! it hurts to want to want and not be able to. and i guess that is different from not wanting at all but... its not different enough for me to justify ever going back to that. or going forward to that. i just got this back and screw enlightenment if it means i have to give up on my passions i dont think life is worth living without it.

and anybody who looks down on that from a spiritual tower has yet to examine their own pride and how empty they feel without it.

anybody who looks down and smiles and wishes me luck on my journey? good for them. im glad theyre living their best life, on their journey as they see fit.

and i feel the need to protect myself because ive been hurt by the pride- the arrogance of others before. a lot of my hurts and traumas stem from my mother being too prideful to recognize that she can be wrong and someone under her power could be correct over her. and it was an uncomfortable truth. so she denied it was one at all and hurt me. i know the reason could be elaborated on. she didnt want to confront her own internal logic. or trauma. or even doublethink. that doesnt excuse her hurting a child for the sake of her sense of pride, of comfort, of self-worth. a child under her power, that she claimed to be parent of. teacher of.

not owing anyone anything is not the same as not hurting anyone. i havent reconciled that yet. oppressors should be held accountable for their mistakes, and give reparations if the harm is physical at LEAST. and i think that applies to politics, yes. privately though? if i beat up a nazi, i dont want to pay for his hospital bills. my personal philosophy struggles between equating people and ideas as a worth measurement, and realizing that that line of thinking is... similar to oppressors. but. its based on something people can change. the question is, do i think "if given the opportunity" is a good enough reason to stop and question a racist that runs their mouth? and do i think pre-emptive violence is okay? if say, a nazi walks into a bar and doesnt say anything but is wearing all the red flags and bells and whistles. i dont think that justifies a beatdown. being asked to leave, sure, but the beatdown doesnt start til the first remark flies.

once the intent is given OR the action is taken, the line is drawn. doesnt matter if they Havent Had The Chance. if theyre starting shit outside of debate spaces like that, and not, say, asking questions, theyre not looking for new perspectives, and it is NOT my job to educate people. its not my job to Show People The Light. a quick fucking google search could tell them why theyre wrong. if they havent put even the most basic energy into questioning their beliefs, thats on them.

it sounds like im trying to absolve myself of blame here. largely because. i think i should go out and help educate people because theyre inherently complacent if theyre, yknow, in a position of power. aka white folk and men and rich folk and cis folk and on and on and on. these people dont live my reality. they dont live the reality of a gay black man in the south, or a genderqueer lesbian in the west, or an indigenous woman whose nation is being targeted, or a muslim woman who cannot wear her headcoverings in the face of danger of death, or an asian immigrant who cant get a job because of COVD age discrimination resurging. we will never live each others realities, but we can become aware of them.

they wont come into awareness without someone asking or telling, and then doing something to change them.

we shouldnt need to go running to people in power for them to be aware of problems in the populace, govt is supposed to help and solve issues like this. like. actively. thats the whole point, make life better for the countrys citizens. and individuals in a position of social power...

are individuals who didnt take on a responsibility to protect and serve or otherwise care for the populace of a nation. i personally think they SHOULD care, but they are not obligated to. i cant make them care about others.

and honestly, on some of them, it would be a waste of time. there are people who want to change or question things and yknow what? they seek out answers. in people or places or online usually. stats and stories.

so like. i dont think someones Potential as a person matters when theres a throwdown about to happen. it really isnt my responsibility to save people from themselves or try to change their sides against their will. if they want to chat about it they can ask questions first.

not throw insults or punches or hatred.

what people have been taught is worth analyzing and trying to correct IN SOCIETY but i cant fix every broken white boy that comes to me. PSAs, fliers, outreach, online videos, debate spaces. those are things i already have access to and can be a part of if i really want to go around changing minds. or yknow. get involved in legislation and be myself around others to change their perceptions of whats socially acceptable or normal. maybe protest, maybe call congressfolk, etc.

but not every comment has to be analyzed or a learning opportunity. im allowed to shut it down, and people can respect that or stop talking to me. this isnt my parents house where i had to justify everything that i said or did when scrutinized, and doubly justify any criticism i had of mother, or any joke i frowned at instead of smiling.

these people dont have that power over me. they arent my mother. they arent my boss, and if they are i can fuck off and get a new job if necessary. they dont have financial control over my living space and food and schooling and physical control of where i can go and with who and for how long. I CONTROL THAT. I do.

Huh. maybe thats why i want a van so bad. i mean... when this lease ends if nobody is gonna end up living with me...

i could just... live in my car and shower at truck stops. get a storage unit for my stuff. save by driving jobs. like 40 to 60 a day. tear out my cars back, insulate it, and install my mattress pad there. water on the floor, cooler next to it, wooden cutting coard, knife, single camping plateware set, and another little shelf for spices. maybe a hot plate i can hook up to the car battery? get a long enough usb and it might be doable. i could go camping and open the trunk to just... vibe.

because yeah, honestly? i dont plan on having a solid apartment for a bit. like a long bit. and i still have like 70000 miles on my car before itll want to go. and by that point, even at like 100 miles a day, thats like 2 years, less if i go cross country in that vehicle. i could save up SO MUCH for a better vehicle, or like. college. live on campus, get some credit, continue working after i figure out want i want to do.

i think thats a solid plan, even if i dont get another apartment and put everything in storage. work as i need to instead of all the time for rent, really only paying for gas, car repairs, car ins, food, and phone data/hotspot internet... that would bring my monthly expenses down to like 500 a month max instead of like 1400. id only need to make some 1000 a month doing contract stuff to save for taxes and stuff. anything extra would be just that: extra for savings and things. holy shit.

depending on how this next month goes for my friends, holy s h i t.

i. i might do this. legitimately.

i. dont think i can yet. i need proof of address to get my license im pretty sure? but hey, thatll be my 21st this year, so. once i have that i wont need a new address for a While. i dont know if ill want one, really.

i could always just ask a friend or family member if i could use theirs for mail that cant go to a PO box.

anyway. yeah. wow.

[slut-4-beetlejuice]

The Demon and the Board (beetlejuice fanfiction

Otherwise known as "Beeja-Board 2 electric boogaloo" also known as "I actually put a lot of effort into this, but I'm going to pretend like I didnt and make jokes about it to protect my pride lol"

Couple of PSAs: 1. So, this is kind of a sequel to my beetlejuice ouija board headcannons, check that out to see how we got here, and 2. So, I'm not all that experienced in writing BJ, so constructive criticism is always welcome! Hopefully I'll figure him out as we go along.

Ok, here we go!

"So babes, you wanna know what a bio exorcist is?" The green haired demon asked through a smirk. You stared at him blankly, trying to figure out what the hell just happened. One moment you were playing with an ouija board, then shit got wild and now theres a demon standing in your bedroom. And to make matters worse, his suit was giving you a headache. "Wh...what the hell?!" You asked, confused. "Who are you, wha-..." you started putting the pieces together. "You're beetlejuice, arent you?" "Sh sh shhh!!" The specter scolded you. "Careful with the b word babes. And yea, thats me," he flashed you a wicked grin "the ghost with the most."

You laughed a bit. Well, more forcefully breathed out. "Holy shit I summoned a demon." "Yes, yes you did!" He laughed, "now, do you wanna know what a bio exorcist is or not?" You rolled your eyes at the admittedly cute man in front of you. "Sure," you shrug, "what is a bio exorcist?" Beetlejuice grinned and whipped out a white board. "Ok, so, when you die in your house, you have to stay there for a certain amount of time" he said, drawing a house with little dead stick figures in it. "But, as you a breather know, when people are no longer alive, and therefore can no longer pay rent, new, living people are brought in to pay for the house!" He explained, erasing the dead stick figures and putting in living ones. "Now, normally, this ain't a problem. If you dont like the new roommates, scare em out" he started drawing ghosts. "But what if you're bad at scaring? See, that's where I come in."

Beetlejuice threw the whiteboard behind his back and smiled, standing straighter and straightening out his suit. He stuck his hand out for you to shake. You did. He was...cold yes, but somehow warmer than you expected. "Hi!" He grinned, "I'm B-E-E-T-L-E-J-U-I-C-E, The bio exorcist! I come in and scare out all the breathers so you can breath easy, and ya know, rest in peace and all that jazz!"

You laughed. You found it odd that he spelled out his name despite no longer being in the ouija board, but still found his whole display very entertaining. And oh man, he looked pleased as punch to get a laugh out of you. He had to admit, he found this breather to be better looking than most. They seemed so sweet too...

"So what's your name beautiful" he grinned, showing off his slightly yellow teeth. "Y/N" you said, grinning back. "And, I appreciated the lesson in bio exorcism. Is that a common profession for the afterlife?" Beetlejuice shook his head. "Nope! I'm the one and only! Pretty damn good at it too, if I do say so myself." He seemed so cocky and sure of himself. What you wouldn't give for that kind of confidence...

"So, wait," you asked, "if you're a bio exorcist, what we're you doing in an ouija board?" Suddenly, the spectors demeanor changed. It looked almost like his vibrate green hair started to turn blue at the ends and he scratched the back of his head, looking down. "Well, eh... being dead is kind of lonely. I dont talk to anyone really. Well, I mean, there's my best friend, but shes got like, school and stuff, and friends that are still alive like here and we dont talk as much as we used to. Theres this dead couple that live- well...exist in the house too, but I'm pretty sure I'm just annoying to them. I'm annoying to everyone. I though ouija board duty would be a good way to make new friends." Something he said bothered you. "You dont annoy me" you assured the demon. "Yet" he mumbled back. You smiled softly at him.

"I dont think you can annoy me. I dont believe it." "Oh you should." He said bluntly, "I'm a demon for a reason." You shook you head, "nope, done believe it. You'll have to prove it." Beetlejuice looked up at you, a smile tugging at his lips as he caught on. "Oh yea? Is that a challenge?" He purred, the green returning to his hair. Did...did it change color with his moods?

"Yes sir, yes it is!" You said smugly. "I bet I could summon you every day and still not get annoyed." "Oh you're on!" Beetlejuice laughed, loving a good challenge. Then, he felt it. The farmilar tug in the back if his head of a summons. Lydia. Shit, how long had he been gone? She must be worried about him.

"Uh, hey babes, I gotta go. Urgent bio exorcist business." He said, dispite not wanting to leave. "But, I'm holding you to this challenge! If you dont summon me tomorrow, I'm gonna say I won. You know how to summon me, no excuses!!" You laughed and smiled reassuringly. "Dont worry, I'll summon you." You promised. Beetlejuice smiled as he started to become smokey and vanish. "You better" was the last thing you heard him say.

Definitely not what you expected when you decided to play with an ouija board. Though, you're definitely not upset at the outcome either.

(A/N: so like, I did my best. It's not great but, I also dont hate it. As always constructive criticism is welcome and if you want this to be a series just let me know!! I had a lot of fun writing it!

Edit: someone said they liked it better when I color coded it, and then I realized I forgot to color code it before posting last night!!! So here it is, now coded with colors lol)

[macklives]

oh lmfao you all CRAZYYYY

so psa to all 13 year olds reading this or anybody wanting to know my opinion on the matter:

i mean, guess it depends on the maturity of the person, but apparently a lot of people are 13 and that is actually shocking to me considering how far homestuck goes with its information and jokes/innuendos

tho since im in my twenties, pretty much a decade older than you being 13, i dont exactly remember what i had read at that age besides binging danny phantom and recess. and in itself, the movies/shows had innuendos anyways to please the parents watching with the kids. so i dont technically mind. tho i do think the older you get, the more teenagers are seen as kids rather than individuals. even tho 13 is still mature enough to make decisions and realize whats bad from wrong. or is that just me?

i dont necessarily believe you all shouldnt be allowed to read homestuck, free world amirite, like good for you for reaching out to smth. im not gonna mother anybody, thats not my job, but i will cautiously warn people. be careful with whats presented to you on the internet when it comes to fandoms, and uhh dont think too hard on what the innuendos mean

there was also no need for this longish post, but i felt it was just needed to have been said at some point

[im-just-trying-to-survive-man]

*ahem ahem* please read

hi. so i see that a lot of people have some questions about me (from some anons and messages.) idk why, but here are the answers fuckers :)

no i am not asian, i am puerto rican and black, among other things but honestly idc to go through my emails rn

yes, i do like kpop!!! i love kpop!!! if you have a problemo with this idc!!! thank you and goodbye

my gender? oh ho ho, cis female, thanks for asking asshole

my sexuality,,, just gay. nah im joking. pan ace. still questioning but for now, pan ace. 

one super specific one, really weird. “If your a minor, how old are you?” ok a) *you’re, and 2) 15, thanks for askin

why am i uncomfortable talking about suicidal thoughts and cutting??? why tf not??? listen, i dont have to explain myself to you. im not gonna @ you, you know who tf you are. dont ask me that ever again

my partners, currently 3

“why do you flirt with everyone. what if theyre uncomfortable” OK. i have said this before and i’ll say it again. when i flirt with people, its usually platonic. if it’s not i’ll straight up tell you ‘bro im like flirting with you bls notice me’ but other than that, im just bein friendly. if you’re uncomfortable, please, please tell me. i dont want to lose a new or potential friend due to my weird awkwardness. 

TO THAT ONE SPECIFIC ANON, WHO ASKED ME IF I LIKED SPAMS, I DO. THEY MAKE ME SO HAPPY. THANK YOU

“lmao imagine getting free clout” ??? i have like 105 followers??? if they get a follow good for them, but when i shoutout someone, i don’t have the intentions of boosting them . i have the intentions of thanking them and letting them know they’re appreciated

someone told me they liked me through anon and it waas really cute. but if you like me, tell me please. i’d like to get to know you more and see if it goes somewhere

i think that covers it. alrighty then thanks for coming to my TED talk PSA over