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EGOIST

[crosmataditele]

Buone feste a tutti!

[evadingreallife]

AAA CERCASI che libro faccio leggere a mia nonna di 92 anni che non credo abbia mai letto nulla in vita sua se non le riviste helppp

[gayamulet]

Disclaimer that I know these examples do not represent a whole, just funny they occurred at the same time:

A WIP I posted on twit took off for a bit last night and was making the rounds through a cluster of a/i bottom feeders so I had to lurk on it and block a bunch of people and waste my time

Meanwhile here an older cutesy halloween piece is circulating a group of foot fetish blogs (some rebloggers and some sharing their own content) all of which also reblog other artists and pro-worker pro-immigration posts

so like

this place may be frustrating but its better thannn

[mutantfactor]

Princess Silver Rong Qi

[ilikedetectives]

I can continue progressing Act 3 or I can gif Minthara and Kalius smooching, idk if this is 'u chose wisely' or not but I chose asdasdsa

[mossmx]

cmq per le faccende codacons è palese che è Amadeus che

spero che lo sfondino di multe C:

[fujiko-23]

Quindi nessuno ti ha mai mandato il cazzo qui o su fansly?

beh si ma nessun voto 🤌🏻🤌🏻

[selenescribes]

College Au! Xiao....

- you are also roomates

ps. this is male reader

Fucking him inside a cubicle at the campus bathrooms against the door where one loud moan would let everybody know what's happening inside. Using one hand to shove your fingers inside his mouth to keep him quiet and the other to hold his one leg up to keep him steady. Thrusting hard and fast into him as if it was your last fuck (which it isn't because we all know you'd continue once you get back to your shared dorm).

Xiao's eyes rolling back from the amount of pleasure he's receiving. Your dick fills him up so well making him cum one too many times. Once you remove your fingers from his mouth he throws out a bunch of words begging you to "Go fa- ngh faster please! ah!". Once you're close to cumming he'd once again beg you this time to cum inside him "Please cu-uh cum ah.. ngh cum inside me please please please!!".

You can't resist Xiao so you do as he pleases and you cum inside him, filling him up so good and excessively which makes some cum drop to the floor.

After calming down for a bit, you wear your clothes and help Xiao wear his and carry him out of the bathroom to bring him back to your shared dorm to further continue your onslaught on his tight ass.

[eri-pl]

I'm not saying "I just recently wrote a shortfic of 'they threw Morgoth into a black hole'" but

Y’know, i just had a thought:

So i, and i’m fairly certain a good number of you (tolkien fans), consider the void, in the context of middle earth, as a place kind of like hell(???). Where morgoth and other ainur and other beings reside completely seperated from me.

But what if the void was just… ceasing to exist. Like once, you entered there, your soul ceases to exist and you’re well and truly gone forever?

Brings a whole new level of fear as to why the feanorians will do anything to not end up in the void, hun?

[killxio]

Eren x caribbean gf headcanons 🙏

wanderlust | e. yaeger

word count: 1,440 [5 min 13 sec read] | ✪ content warnings: facesitting, six nine, handjob, eren using y/n like a face mask, he’s a munch in this (all hail the munches)

eren x reader / eren x black!reader / eren x carribean!reader

✭ drabbles of eren and his pretty beach bound girl. ( ps, sorry for taking so long anon. side note, everyone and their mama is jamaican, so the reader in this is not jamaican. trinidad and tobago i’m side eyeing you too. sorry not sorry, we need representation for other islands. )

eren absolutely gets himself into trouble just to hear you yell at him. he thinks it’s so fucking sexy, especially when you notice his hard-on and yell more.

the way your accent tends to come out when you’re angry just goes straight to his dick, mans can’t help it.

“woooii- ya make mi blood clot, eren! round with ya friends, can’t give nuh call or send mi text den tiptoe in the damn house like a ninja. ya can’t answer when me fa call ya name?”

he’s between your legs and you’re scolding him, finger pushing his big ass head around. he’s been out for a few hours later then he said he would, then came and snuck up behind you in the bathroom as you’re doing your hair.

yet all he can do after he’s put you on the counter is smirk down at you. he grabs you finger, guiding it down his chest and silences your complaints with a kiss.

it’s when he leads your hands low enough that you break it.

“jesus eren. you’re fucking nasty,” you shame, your american tongue coming back.

“no keep yelling,”

“ya fa be ‘shamed a-yaself.” you scold, trying to hide your smirk, brushing your fingers over his buldge.

eren takes u to the most luxurious parts of your home possible, he knows how much you love your families native country.

in college, he works his ass off to take you home atleast twice a year at fancy resorts or luxurious airbnbs.

as he gets older and more successful, the trips get better and more frequent.

your 10 year anniversary gift? him buying you a home at home.

eren finds the way you eat fruit with no fork adorable. he loves your brown doe eyes staring up at him accompanied by your sticky mouth.

“what?” you question, looking up at eren from your beach chair, mango in hand.

“nothing baby,” he smiles, bending down to grab a wet-wipe from your picnic blanket, “you just devour fruit like a bulldozer.”

“do not.” you protest, and despite him wiping your hands down his gaze is still set straight on you. there’s a slight breeze passing by, and his green eyes peer at you though his waving hair.

“stop looking at me like i’m that mango.”

“am not!” you protest again as he moved onto wiping your mouth and cheeks, knowing damn well you’re about to jump his bones in the hotel room later.

he loves your mango, grapefruit and pineapple fed pussy, he swears it makes you taste sweeter. before you, eren never came home craving his girl’s pussy like a meal. but yours? you have to claw him off you.

this time, eren’s taken you to jamaica, one of the carribean islands you actually haven’t been to yet. he pulls the rented jeep into the drive way of your two’s airbnb, coming home to feed you the breakfast you sent him to the market for.

“hi ren baby. did you get it?” your brown eyes and coily hair peek up at him from your book from your place on the couch when he turns the corner into the living room.

“mhm.” he nods simply, holding up the brown paper bag in his hand to show you.

but he’s craving a different meal.

“ohhh good! the utensils and plates here are so so cute, i think the host even left wine. is it too early to day drin- baby?” you question, distracted at the way he pulls at your hips and cuts you off with an absolutely nasty kiss.

“i need to be fed too,” eren says, briefly breaking the kiss, his hands sneaking into your tiny panties and toying with your clit. you know he isn’t talking about his own meal in the bag.

two of his fingers slide up and down your hole, collecting your slick, then slowly penetrates your tight ring.

“mmmm,” you let out a cat-like purr as his fingers slide deeper into you, moving up and down, riding, and he knows the perfect balance of thrusting to please you.

he’s swallowing all of your pretty moans, tasting the chapstick off your lips as he’s attacking at your lips, then your jaw. your neck. your collarbones. until he’s laid you down and pulling your cropped cami top up to get at the valley between your breasts.

he’s humming out appreciatively against your skin, tasting the soft reminants of your shea butter from a shower the night before. he travels, just a little, but cruelly ignores your hard nipples pointing up for him. he disconnects from your breasts with a squelch, sitting back up to pull off your panties and lay down beneath you.

“what’s gotten into you, rennie?” you ask, a little breathless between movements.

“nothing sweetheart. now sit,” he demands, pulling you up onto his chest.

“wait. let me touch you?” he doesn’t object and you go straight for it, sliding down his sweats and eagerly pulling out his coated dick. there’s two beads of pre still going down his shaft when you lean down to lick and start to suck on him, he slaps your ass.

“i’m eating. if you’re going to touch and distract me, hands only.”

and you do. scooting back more so your cunt hovers over his face, wrapping your fist around his cock. he pulls you down and begins licking at your cunt.

eren shakes his head lightly, pressing his tongue into you and passing over your clit a few times so deliciously, the downright nasty sounds of him slurping at your cunt making you clench around nothing. while his tongue travels back up to your leaking hole, he closes his lips around your cunt too, sucking.

“s-so good baby,” you praise, then get caught off guard by him prodding his tongue at your entrance and penetrating you.

and eren’s tounge is thick. not absolutely abnormal, but definitely matches his 6’4 height.

the repeated feeling of his muscle penetrating you sends you spiraling, tightening your grip around his shaft trying to ground yourself. with every in and out motion, more of your slick is pushed out and down his throat.

eren is addicted to feeling you come on his tongue instead of his dick, something about you creaming on his face? does it for him.

you’d think it’d be the way your hands swivel around his shaft that’d send him spurting sticky while liquid up around your hands but instead, it’s the way your hips jerk in their up and down motion while you cum, your ass jiggling on his face.

“ima.. ima cum eren.. i’m cummin’” hence the stuttering of your hips and your breathy, choked out moans. he wraps his arms around your thighs, burying his face further into your cunt.

“yeah princess?” he asks rhetorically, softly slapping at and jiggling your thighs, “do it baby. keep cumming on my face.”

“hah- fuckkk rennn..” you’re mewling, riding out your orgasm on your mans unfaltering tongue, drinking in the vibration of his words against your cunt.

“you’re such a sweet girl. my sweet girl.” he says, gazing up at you as you’ve now scooted down and are sitting on his chest. he doesn’t protest at way you leak down his abs.

“am i?” you return a dopey smile, flopping over ontop of him.

one of his arms wrap around you waist, rubbing soothingly at your bare ass while the other softly rubs at your scalp.

he doesn’t reply, instead you’re left to listen to the beat of his heart and rise and fall of his chest as you two share radiated body heat. you’re close enough to the ocean to hear the waves in the distance.

“.. okay, now can we eat?” you ask, breaking the silence, gazing at the forgotten food on the side table.

eren loves traveling with you, you grabbing him by the hand and leading the way. he’ll follow you anywhere.

“it’s a type of spanish lime but TECHNICALLY, but it’s more like a grape. it’s called kenip.” you inform him, tapping his shoulder indicating he could put you down now.

he puts you back down on the sand, having previously had you on his shoulder so you could pick the fruit from a tree growing on the beach.

he just stares up at you with the biggest eyes of admiration as you peel and hand feed him a handful.

“you like it?”

“yeah. i like you.”

“the stupid limes that are actually grapes, big head.”

“those too.”

he does like you. he loves you. his little caribbean girlfriend who’s smile glows the brightest when she’s taken to the beach. who cries in disdain when he gets fruit from the supermarket and not the farmers market. who’s vibrant dark skin, which he’s in awe by, enhances in the summer.

he loves you.

[generalevannacci]

Matrigna, bugiarda fascista e anche assenteista che si defila quando si tratta di rispondere alle domande dei giornalisti su temi cruciali per il Paese.

Che poi forse i giornalisti stranieri avrebbero potuto farle qualche domanda difficile, di certo non i nostrani.

PS: qualche giorno fa il candidato alla vice presidenza USA JD Vance, provando a eludere le domande sul tentativo di colpo di stato del 6 gennaio 2021 si è visto incalzare con questa domanda da un giornalista:

"Che messaggio pensa di mandare agli elettori indipendenti quando non risponde direttamente alla domanda: Donald Trump ha perso nel 2020?"

A Giorgia al massimo avrebbero chiesto qualcosa sul suo chirurgo plastico o se raccoglie la cacca del suo cane e la conferisce negli appositi contenitori.

[mincts4]

It's been a long time.

Hello, this is Minc.

As you know, my tumblr account has been inactive for a long time. I mostly stayed on Instagram because managing multiple accounts was too difficult for me. I am so sorry.

Unfortunately, I'm back to talk about bad things.

A very sad thing happened last weekend.

My first upload to TSR was in October 2020.

I was able to become FA the next April(if correct I remember)

Honestly it meant a lot for me.

Because TSR has been with me through my entire Sims life since Sims 2 released.

we, all creators and former creators including me on TSR are and were proud to be an artist on TSR.

I would like to say that being an artist on TSR was a wonderful experience for me.

But when I received a notice of dismissal via email without any explanation, hmm.. how can I describe that feeling..

If they had explained to me why I was kicked out, I would probably have understood and accepted.

To me who has uploaded 2000 items over the past 4 years, was I wrong to expect respect from them?

There are people who have been working there for more than 10 years, so at least they shouldn't do that way towards them.

This is what disappoints me the most about TSR.

Lastly, I hope no one gets hurt anymore.

Thank you for reading this post.

PS I will not able to modify my CC on TSR myself if it is broken due to the patch. so if it happens, please message me here or IG.

I will try to fix them and reupload to somewhere.

[decadentboat]

So I found out Fire Alpaca has a screen recording feature. I always wanted to post speedpaints like this, but recording my screen was such a hassle with my old PC...

Maybe next time I can try this again, being more prepared ofc. I mainly use PS for everything, and only used FA for lineart when it came for commercial jobs or comics I would sell, so I'm unfamiliar with the tools and interface orz.

btw might not post more until im done with the next part of the hallo comic, I'm on it and I love it bc its all about fanservice instead of creepy things lmaoooo

[ilpianistasultetto]

Tra i miei clienti ho un buon 30% di essi molto "urticante" alle tasse. Un 15% non paga perche' ha grossi problemi sanitari in famiglia e preferisce spendere quei soldi per curare i familiari che pagare le tasse. L'altro 15% non paga nulla per principio. Non vuole dare nemmeno un euro allo Stato. Nulla da' ma prende tutto, dai bonus ai fondi statali, regionali o europei alle imprese, alle scuole per i figli, le cure sanitararie, le strade, i ponti, i treni, la casa popolare ecc..ecc. quando gli fai presente che non avranno nemmeno uno straccio di pensione, visto che non pagano i contributi previdenziali, rispondono che avranno comunque i 600 euro della pensione sociale. A questa gente, il governo Meloni sta facendo l'ennesimo regalo: "stralcio di ogni tipo di cartella esattoriale non riscosso da Agenzia Entrate entro i 5anni". A questa gente, che ogni volta che viene presso lo Studio dove lavoro non perde occasione di rimarcare che tutti quelli che pagano le tasse sono degli emeriti coglioni. La cosa sorprendente e' che questa feccia di furbetti ha l'appoggio di milioni di lavoratori dipendenti, quelli che pagano le tasse direttamente in busta paga, visto che insieme battono le mani alla Meloni perche' fa "cose giuste".

Ps. Dimenticavo..i fratelli De Fico, due delle persone che non hanno mai pagato un euro, li ho contattati per le copie di corrispettivi 2024. Mi hanno risposto che si sarebbero fatti vivi al loro ritorno dal Brasile.. "Stiamo in vacanza, ci vediamo dopo Pasqua"... @ilpianistasultetto

[silenziodorato]

Ho trovato questi commenti su Twitter ma ce ne sono a milioni così.

Sono proprio frasi del genere che alimentano la violenza sulle donne ed i femminicidi, ma soprattutto una mentalità che definire assurda sarebbe riduttivo. Le parole sono potenti. Sono armi.

Dopo 105 donne UCCISE venire a dire che questo è un circo di femministe, fa venire la nausea.

Parlare di politica, di sinistra, di destra ma vi sentite? Le donne vengono UCCISE e voi state a guardare che la sorella ha avuto tempo di mettersi l'eye liner e quindi non sta provando abbastanza dolore.

Questa è la società malata in cui viviamo.

Sua sorella ha avuto la forza di parlare, di reagire, di fare qualcosa per aiutare altre donne. E invece la gente scrive cose del genere.

Ps. Che cazzo c'entra l'anello al naso, tutte sorelle e poi stereotipate una persona per un cazzo di piercing.