#ps don't ask what tae's major is

[dearweirdme]

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"record some guides at his apartment studio and jk only gave him some advice here and there abt how he should sing some lines" oh how you try your best to minimise jk's contribution here. Are you a jk anti anon?

"taehyung always find some way to mention jungkook and single out their relationship" I'll tell you why he does this...coz he's in love with him boo 🥰. That's what we do when are in love, we try every possible way to talk about our partner coz they are literally on our minds almost 24/7. As for jk not doing the same, I won't even ask you go through each of his lives coz that'll take time, just watch his second last live. He sang half of layover unprompted, and wooshik's mistaken part of blood sweat and tears. Jk mentioned their snowboarding trip when asked about his current fav song, jk said that tae was the first person, not just member, person, who listened to seven...

"whole “to find you” thing…there’s no way that that’s the legitimate and whole truth" so since you have no other argument against this, just say that tae lied. Simple right? How tf do you know that jk doesn't sing that song to him? Did jk personally dm you about tae's lie? I know why you don't want to accept that tae wasn't lying, bcs that would imply that they are definitely more than just friends, and will derail your Taehyung hate train.

"bc if they were actually together and jk sang that song FOR him, taehyung would not be out here divulging all that information" why won't he? What changed after he divulged that information? Did people suddenly start believing in their relationship? He knows that people like you exist, and are actually in majority so even if he declares his love for jk publically, no one's gonna bat an eye coz acc to most people, they are just bros/ or acc to rotten minds, he's just seeking attention.

"the story he posted of him and jk on instagram before enlisting. that was completely on purpose for attention bc why would u not post something for jimin" it was definitely on purpose. He wanted to publically say goodbye to his bf before he went away. Don't we do the same? Don't we differentiate b/w our partners and friends? That's all that he did. He was literally enlisting that day. He was getting enough attention already. Also, what would he have done of that attention when he was going to the military that very day? As for not posting about jimin, maybe he didn't have a shirtless FaceTime with jimin 🤷‍♀️

"just at least admit that taehyung mentions a lot of stuff abt jungkook on purpose bc he knows ppl like to hear it " I'll readily admit the first part of this statement but not the second. Yes he does mention jungkook a lot, but not because people like to hear it. No one except for taekookers want to hear him talk about his jungkookie. Army, jikookers, solos, i.e. the majority, either don't care about it or call him vile names(like you are) as soon as he so much as takes jk's name.

He's been doing all that and no one except for taekookers finds anything sus about it, ever. So your "if they were actually together i dont think he would want to be drawing attention to their relationship the way he does" makes no sense. Jungkook literally sat smack dab on tae's lap infront of thousands and no one thought anything about it, but tae saying that he recorded some guides at jk' house would draw attention to their relationship.

Do you think jk would allow tae to lie and use his name for attention? Do you he's a pushover? Why does jk hang out with tae and even tae's friends so much if tae is such a lying manipulative attention seeker? Watch yoongi's concert footage, would jk be sticking close to tae all evening if tae was really the evil tae of your imagination?

Stop trying to make up vile narratives about their relationship. Jungkook would judge you. Hard. So would jimin.

Ps, there are many compilations of jungkook going taehyungie hyung all year round, was he trying to make shippers happy and seek attention as well?

Hi anon!

Jup 😊!

[taethereal]

Hello!! owo I'm the 500th follower and I thought I could come request something with vhope + "I'm going to need you to put on some underwear before you say anything else."

The lead-up to exams week hasbeen absolutely exhausting for Hoseok. He’s still got two papers to write inbetween practicing for his final dance assessment, not counting the actualtests he needs to study for. The common room has become his fortress, booksstacked up beside the couch, papers strewn across the coffee table, variousabandoned cans of cold coffee tucked between cushions and hidden under snackwrappers. He perches precariously in the middle of all of it, fingers peckingat his laptop as he works on a composition for his modern arts class. It’smind-numbing but he seems to be making progress.

He’s so engrossed, he doesn’thear the wet footsteps slapping down the hall until it’s too late.

Until his incredibly attractive,insanely oblivious roommate is standing five feet away from him, buck naked.

“Hyung, I’ve figured it out!”Taehyung shouts, hands tugging wildly at his dripping wet hair.

Hoseok stumbles over his words,his brain preoccupied with controlling his eyes and keeping them at arespectable height. “Uhm- You’re uh.. what?”

Taehyung throws his arms up. “Mythesis! I was in the shower and it just… people say you do your best thinkingin the shower and I never believed it but it’s totally true!” He’s agitated,hopping back and forth from foot to foot and there’s a wet sort of slappingsound with each motion. Hoseok averts his eyes entirely, gaze burning a hole inthe recliner to Taehyung’s right.

“That’s great, Tae, I’m reallyhappy for you.” Hoseok works very hard to keep his voice steady and his eyestrained on the loose thread on the seam of the recliner. He should fix that.Definitely should fix that thread and not look over to where Taehyung isstanding, wet and tan and really, really excited about this thesis thing.

Shit.

He glances and luckily Taehyungis distracted, but he glances for just a second and his cheeks burn and hismouth goes dry and-

“Listen, let me just bounce thisoff of you and see what you think, okay?” Taehyung says excitedly, moving tosit on the arm of the recliner that Hoseok was trying so hard to focus onbefore but is now an entirely unsafe place to look. “So I was reading thispaper by Dr. Kim, that guy I always talk about who spent a year with the penguinsin Antarctica, you remember?”

Hoseok misses his cue to speakbecause he’s staring so hard at the ‘shift’ key on his keyboard that theletters have jumbled all together and he feels dizzy. Definitely because of thekeyboard, not because of the way Taehyung is straddling the arm of the chair,staring straight at him while being undeniably nude. And still sort of shimmerywith moisture from the shower. And, like, really nude.

“Okay… well, anyways,” Taehyungsays suspiciously and Hoseok becomes instantly more vigilant, going so far asto pretend to type, even if he’s just pressing the ‘h’ key over and over. “So Istarted thinking about his theories on penguin social structure and it just cameto me! It’s a circle!”

Taehyung illustrates by jumpingto his feet and spinning in a slow circle. Like a rotating bakery display. Allthe appetizing goodies on exhibit.

“Is this real life?” Hoseokmumbles under his breath as he scrubs at his eyes. Maybe he fell asleep andthis is all just a dream.

“Of course it’s real!” Taehyunganswers his rhetorical question. He huffs and props a foot up on the coffeetable and leans over like Hoseok is about to get a serious lecture on the livesand times of goddamn penguins. It’s too much: absolutely, positively, too much.

“Tae?” Hoseok squeaks. “I wouldlove to hear all about this – really I would – but could you please put somepants on first?”

Taehyung glances down and, forthe first time in this conversation, seems to notice his state of undress. Hethen promptly seems to dismiss it. “Penguins have no qualms about nudity,” hemumbles as he stalks off down the hallway.

Despite the absolute absurdity ofthat statement, Hoseok can’t help but watch him go.

[dearweirdme]

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"with Tkk being discovered the mindset would be 'shit, that's too close for comfort" Whose mindset? Fandom's? When has army ever believed in taekook that they'll feel so? To them taekook and jikook are one and the same, just figment of shippers' imagination.

You missed my point completely. What I am trying to say is, if tkk living together would arouse suspicions, then jikk wouldn't be any different. Taekookers are the only group who would freak out over tkk living together, same as jikookers for jikook. There might a distinction in bh's mind b/w the two pairs(btw I don't think they would decide their living situation), but for the majority of fandom there won't be any difference. Infact, with how most people still believe the "awkward" narrative, and that jikook are the closest, jikook would be the one to arouse more suspicion imo.

Taekook is different for you but it's not different from jikook for anyone outside of taekookers.

Ps. Just bcs I didn't agree with your thoughts, you think I am a straw??🙄

Hi anon!

I use my straws tag for the jkk topic, not just for jkk anons, so there is no need for you to get 🙄 on me for that.

I understood your ask perfectly. You think that just because fandom looks at Jkk and Tkk the same there’s no difference between how the two are handled. I disagree with that. Tae and Jk are not treated as the usual ship, while Jm and Jk are.

The decisions aren’t made by fandom, and therefore to understand what could possibly be going on you have to look at the mindset of the people who do make the decisions: Tae and Jk, and Bh/Hybe. So that’s what I was talking about.

Let’s say Jk and Jm lived together and that got found out, they would possibly be bothered by the discovery of the place they live, but not about the discovery of them living together. They’re friends, they would react as friends. Bh wouldn’t give a shit.

Now let’s say Tae and Jk were to be discovered to live together, there would be the addition of being afraid of more being discovered. The angst that would be involved would be way higher I think (emphasis on I think, it’s fine if you disagree). I think BH/Hybe would be troubled by this discovery.

Sure the company could always think, ah fandom sees it as nonsense and thinks they’re just friends. But companies are always more careful than they need to be. In case of a Jkk housemates discovery it would be mostly a private matter of Jk and Jm. While with a Tkk discovery I feel they would have a meeting or two about how to deal with it.