#pruspaus

[fuimus-troes]

i don't think you guys understand the sheer comedic potential

[arkaniist]

if i could see prussia/austria/spain content where roderich was getting spitroasted between his two possessive/rivalry-driven husbands i think it would cure me.

[fuimus-troes]

Please please please more pruspaus thoughts. It’s taking over me brain rn

i got you bestie don't worry

being around them makes gilbert realize rather quickly that he barely knows roderich outside of his political persona. the thing is, gilbert fell for austria — ever lovely jewel of central europe, cold and distant and beautiful — but antonio is in love with roderich, who is not a completely different person, but there are, of course, nuances. roderich is the most himself when he is around antonio — he's laid-back and messy and actually smiles a lot, he loves oranges and pomegranates but barely eats them because he hates peeling them, his music taste is very diverse, he's often unintentionally funny and he's an unapologetical bitch, and seeing him like this causes gilbert to have a major paradigm shift

they barely have threesomes because a) roderich is too lazy to negotiate it, b) antonio tends to become possessive during the process, c) gilbert is too awkward for his own sake

i'd say it's more of an open relationship situation, where gil and antonio are mostly platonic friends who are both seeing roderich; it took a lot of conversations and negotiations between the three of them, mostly because antonio is, well. not very good at keeping his jealousy and possessiveness at bay; roderich still waits for it to blow up in their faces

pruaus: hand/knuckles/wrist kisses, forehead kisses, shoulder kisses; spaus: check kisses, neck kisses, back kisses

gilbert's affection for roderich is very worship-like because that's the only way he knows how to love; antonio and roderich, however, are way past making gods of each other

francis almost threw up when he would them out. then asked if he could join. he wasn't serious, but arthur still kicked him under the table

gilbert prefers indoor dates, such as quiet reading sessions or watching soap operas on tv; antonio likes to drag roderich around, especially if they are somewhere in spain

[fuimus-troes]

otp3 with gil roderich and antonio could be sooo good i PROMISE you please please please please please believe me that the vibes would be IMMACULATE

[fuimus-troes]

pruspaus dynamic is just an old married couple and their german shepherd that they took in instead of having kids

[fuimus-troes]

that one post abt antonio flying to see roderich before gilbert can make his move is basically that "baby please don't text [blank] back" and "daddy long dick just landed in la baby" meme. i'm too shy to deanon... i'm sorry

DON'T BE SORRY THAT'S LITERALLY WHAT I IMAGINED. and it works both ways, too!

imagine antonio and gilbert ending on the same plane, and now they have to act normal as if they both don't know what the other is doing there, but they just can't help being possessive bastards that they are 😭

antonio: you see, i left something really important at roderich's...

gilbert: no way me too

antonio: ...my wedding ring, must be somewhere between the bed sheets, you know how it is

[fuimus-troes]

pruspaus could be such a delicious dynamic, at least because we can have gilbert awkwardly figuring out a way to fit into pretty much established relationship while having to come to terms with his newly discovered crush on roderich (that he subconsciously repressed SO HARD he literally had no idea that he had it)

[fuimus-troes]

pruspaus dynamic and it's just gil wandering backwards and forwards between whoever will give him attention in that moment (positive attention or otherwise)

he is so lost fr my poor babygirl 😭

gilbert: can i perhaps fuck you please 🙏🏻

roderich: go ask my husband

gilbert walking up to antonio: can i perhaps fuck your husband please 🙏🏻

and from here it fully depends on antonio's mood at the moment. is he a horny bastard or a possessive bitch today? he won't tell you, but there will be signs (either a threesome or a fistfight)