#prove you’re alive will pass the bechdel test

[drinkin-cherryschnapps]

@ newsies folks im gonna ask yall a very important question rn if the answer is no, mby rethink how you’re writing

look up the bechdel test if you don’t know what it is

put your answer in the tags!

[anneapocalypse]

As part of my larger Quest to Watch More Movies, and having heard every hot take about Infinity Warwithout actually having seen Infinity War, I've finally decided to marathon my way through the MCU. I have seen maybe four of them. I've never been a comics kid or that into superheroes in general and it is unlikely I'm ever going to pick up a comic book but the Marvel films have become such a huge part of pop culture that I feel like I'm missing out on something by not having seen most of them. And I do, after all, need to see more movies.

So we're doing this thing. In more or less release order.

I'd forgotten it was Iron Man that started it all, and that one and its sequel I have actually seen before, though it's been a long time.

Watching the Iron Man movies in 2018 is... a very surreal experience. 

They're fun and loud and flashbangy and for anyone who likes action flicks with a side of extremely soft scifi--well, you're going to have a fun time, and I did. That said, it is my opinion that the billionaire superhero narrative has not aged particularly well. (Yes, I'm looking across the aisle at you too, Batman.) In the 1960s the dynastic rich were considered aspirational. In 2008, some of the shine of the six page might've worn off but we were still dazzled well enough by the "technology good, government bad" narrative to buy in. The Elon Musk cameo in Iron Man 2really drives the feeling home--some of the things Tony says had me thinking "God, he's Elon Musk" and sure enough, two minutes later who should stroll onscreen but. To be sure, there are plenty who still buy into that narrative, but at least around here, public opinion on Musk isn't universally starstruck. It's an apt comparison to Tony Stark, honestly, though perhaps not in the way the film means it to be.

All of that probably sounds like I dislike Tony Stark as a character, which I don't; I don't have a lot of strong feelings about him either way, though I remember being more moved by his impending death the first time around. His antics are entertaining, and Downey Jr.'s performance makes it hard to find him entirely unsympathetic.

I'm really here for Pepper, though--by far my favorite character at this point, and not just because of the role she played in my bisexual awakening. To me, Pepper is both refreshingly human and the true hero of the whole story for putting up with Tony's shit and keeping him alive and his company afloat. She deserves a medal and a year-long vacation.

The romance between Pepper and Tony, I'm sorry to say, doesn't do a whole lot for me. It's not that the potential isn't there--the actors have the chemistry, but the plot rushes it terribly and has yet to prove to me that Tony can make Pepper happy, or in fact do anything for her other than perpetually stress her out. And without that, Pepper becomes Tony's reward, and frankly the character is worthy of better writing. I'm open to being convinced, but so far, I'm not.

It's impossible for me not to enjoy Natasha, and any scene that involved her and Pepper being onscreen together and mutually unimpressed was a good time for me. Ten years later I find it sort of staggering to remember that there is still no standalone Black Widow film. Such a low bar to clear, Marvel. I think they at least passed the Bechdel test? I don't remember.

Next up is The Incredible Hulk.

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Orphan Black season four full review

How many episodes pass the Bechdel test?

100% (ten of ten).

What is the average percentage per episode of female characters with names and lines?

59%

How many episodes have a cast that is at least 40% female?

All ten have over 50% female casts.

How many episodes have a cast that is less than 20% female?

Zero, obviously.

How many female characters (with names and lines) are there?

Thirty. Nineteen who appear in more than one episode, twelve who appear in at least half the episodes, and two who appear in every episode.

How many male characters (with names and lines) are there?

Twenty-three. Fourteen who appear in more than one episode, seven who appear in at least half the episodes, and zero who appear in every episode.

Positive Content Status:

Nothing particularly awful for once, but nothing very exciting either (average rating of three).

General Season Quality:

An absolute chore to get through. This show has run out all its goodwill and the illusion that it is about anything more than overwrought plot drama just for the sake of it has been dispelled. The show has always given the impression of believing itself to be more intelligent and complex than it actually is, but it seems to have finally reached an insufferable fever pitch.

MORE INFO (and potential spoilers) under the cut:

I’ve said it before for various different shows and for various different reasons, but this, my friends, this is why we evaluate content instead of just writing up statistics. This season churned out not just female-led episodes, but a fully female-dominant piece from end to end, easily the most female-heavy season of tv we’ve had on this blog to date. But that does not fucking make it good television, not entertainment-wise, nor from a representation perspective. To clarify: I’m not suggesting that the increase in female presence is in any way responsible for the drop in entertainment quality, I believe the two are mutually exclusive. Representation-wise, the numbers are relevant insofar as I have definitely seen people try to claim feminist triumphs before on the grounds of ‘there’s a lot of women there’, and realistically we all know you’ve gotta ask for more than that. Being present at the table is only the beginning of the battle: if you are relegated to the end of the table, not given anything to eat (or not fed the same as the other dinner guests), not allowed to speak, or not listened to when you do speak, then your issues persist. Being expected to smile politely and just be glad you were invited at all is not how positive representation works. Orphan Black did not commit a litany of feminists sins this season, but neither did the abundance of women on deck achieve anything on a representational front, and I will not praise it for sheer numbers when it isn’t doing anything good with them. 

This seems a necessary time to talk about differing standards of expectation in media, and specifically the rigorous demands placed on female-led stories to be ‘perfect’ or otherwise be derided as ‘proof’ that female-led stories ‘don’t work’. Society likes to use individual films/books/tv shows as stand-ins for all the media of like type that could ever exist - think of the endless supply of recent male-led superhero films, some of them excellent, some of them garbage, some of them wildly successful, some of them total bombs, and yet the spectrum of different qualities and receptions never colours the way people perceive the genre as a whole. Enter Wonder Woman, the first female-led superhero film of the current era, and the colossal make-or-break expectations for it as a movie, and for its female director, Patty Jenkins. All eyes were on Jenkins to prove that women could direct big blockbuster action movies - not to prove that SHE could do it, but that WOMEN could - and by the same token, the fate of any future female-led superhero films hung on the success or failure of that one movie. Now, in tv terms, Orphan Black was certainly not standing alone as THE representative for female-led television series, but as part of a minority movement it was and is still subject to the rigours of expectation; that it be good enough, successful enough to bring about more female-led shows in the future, that it convinces the Powers That Be that they can bank on female-led stories. The irony of raising expectations in order to demand the best is that of course, it stacks the deck. Women having to achieve twice as much as men in order to be considered just equal is part of why feminism exists. I bring all of this up because I am very wary of falling into this trap myself, and I need you all to know that when I judge Orphan Black for its lacking quality, it’s with full awareness of the potential double-standard, and not actually motivated by a frustration with the show for ‘letting women down’. 

In last season’s review, I talked about jumping the shark, and I said then that I didn’t feel like Orphan Black had made that leap just yet. After this season, I’m reconsidering that assessment retroactively, and it’s because of Beth Childs. The premiere of this season was easily the strongest episode - arguably, the only strong episode - but it also kinda broke the show for me by revealing the fatal flaw: that they began the entire series by sailing over a rapid succession of Goddamn sharks. One ridiculously improbable event to kick off the whole narrative could easily be shrugged off and forgiven - many shows require such a conceit to get going - and Orphan Black got away with it at first by wrapping all its improbabilities into one package: Sarah Manning. The first and largest conceit is that Sarah just-so-happens to not only be present for Beth’s suicide, but that she has the opportunity to look Beth directly in the face and realise that they’re identical right before Beth face-plants a train. BUT THEN, Sarah takes Beth’s bag with all her ID, which Beth has conveniently set aside, allowing her to infiltrate Beth’s whole life. AND THEN it turns out that Sarah happens to be a gifted con artist of trained-spy proportions, both willing and capable enough to shrug on Beth’s identity based solely on the content of some home videos and a wardrobe change. Conveniently, Sarah is able to learn Beth’s mannerisms and accent well enough to approximate her successfully in front of her intimate partners and professional colleagues of multiple years, and she’s physically identical in weight and muscle distribution despite leading a distinctly less athletic lifestyle. I flagged all of these things back when they happened, but the show got away with them at the time because, after all, Sarah’s hustle is the entry-point into the series, so we go with the idea that we need to make that logical concession, just buy the bit, and we’ll get our entertainment in return. Problem is, season four goes and opens with a flashback episode to the time while Beth was still alive, and that busts the whole concession myth wide open. 

For starters, the plot is already in motion before Sarah shows up. We do realise that back in season one as Sarah negotiates her way around the mess she’s gotten into, but again, we run with the idea that we needed Sarah’s entry to make the whole thing work. The flashback episode shows us how completely false that is - Beth has an entire web of intrigue that we could have been watching instead, and if we’d started the show with her it would have been less jumbled and filled with needless drama than the premiere with Sarah. Imagine if the show started with, say, Beth being contacted by MK for the first time. She spends the premiere fielding tips from this new anonymous source, investigating something whack and presumably Neolution-related, and by episode’s end she forces a meeting with her source only to discover that they’re genetically identical. Cue show. It’s clearer and cleaner than all the futzing around with Sarah taking over someone’s life and faking her own death and having family drama and Vic drama and then having a German shot in her car and not getting around to the actual clone-reveal until three episodes in, and it allows the narrative to build from a logical entry-point instead of dropping into the middle and having to field all sorts of technically irrelevant detail in order to sell the whole idea. The flashback episode gives us a vision of what could have been a far better, more focused, more atmospheric, and more character-driven narrative, still full of drama, but LOGICAL drama, the drama of unfolding a conspiracy and trying to work out what’s real in the clones’ lives, the drama of all of them getting to know each other and adjusting to the revelation of their identity, etc, etc. 

I have railed often and increasingly at how Sarah creates outrageous and unnecessary drama and often complicates the story instead of helping to drive through it, and it’s such a big part of why the show is swallowing itself slowly: it’s so busy being melodramatic for the sake of it and revolving around a reactive character who generates more trouble than she solves, and that leaves us drowning in the middle of the whole thing when we should be headed for shore. The show doesn’t actually need Sarah, and revolving around her because she’s the one with the magical baby-making womb is kinda grotesque and harks back to the issue of representation, because if your show is about women not because they’re people but because they can (sometimes) birth babies, then you’re conforming to the age-old notion that while men can be anything and everything, women are only worth acknowledging if their biological functions are part of the story. I suspect I may have to discuss that particular issue in more detail once the series ends, so I won’t get into it further just now; the point is, Sarah is a needless complication who required extraordinary machinations in order to be part of the story in the first place, and that first act of shark-jumping set the stage for all the ridiculousness that has come since. The show stacked the deck against itself: it set a precedent of needless hyper-drama designed to make the plot look as twisty and crazy as possible, and it has focused primarily and increasingly on looping around itself with more and more excessive conspiracy and back-from-the-dead characters and medical marvels, as if the early narratives about what it means to be a clone (y’know, the stuff that was more centred on characters and their feelings and stuff? The good shit?) and how that situates you within the world and your sense of self was not good enough. I’m remembering with bitter fondness the season one finale, when it felt like the extravagances of the plot were brought together harmoniously into a thoughtful exploration of the clone situation. What a thing this show could have had if it cared more about having a heart than it does about ~shock twists~. Having had the bubble popped on just how pompously ludicrous it actually is, I don’t expect to ever return to those good times, but who knows? Maybe concluding the show will lead them to introspect and try to bring us home on something meaningful in season five. I have little faith in that, but I’m holding out a glimmer of hope, regardless.

[pass-the-bechdel]

Killjoys S3E4 "The Lion, the Witch, and the Warlock"

Does it pass the Bechdel Test?

Yes, twice.

How many female characters (with names and lines) are there?

Six (46.15% of cast).

How many male characters (with names and lines) are there?

Seven.

Positive Content Rating:

Three

General Episode Quality:

Eh.

MORE INFO (and potential spoilers) UNDER THE CUT:

Passing the Bechdel:

Aneela and Delle Seyah pass talking about the green goo, Dutch and Lucy pass when Dutch asks if they’re being followed and Lucy answers

Female characters:

Zeph

Dutch

Lucy

Aneela

Delle Seyah

Banyon

Male characters:

Johnny

Davin

Turin

Pree

Gared

Flik

Lachlan

OTHER NOTES:

Shoutout to Dutch’s response to this hypermasculine right of passage of getting the shit beat out of you being giving Johnny a light tap and kissing him on the cheek. 

“You said ‘take no sides!’” “I also take no shit.” Relatable D'av is relatable. 

“The Nine go pretty hard for revenge porn.” That’s… that’s not how you use that term, John. 

More Pree, more Pree in everything. 

Turin’s switch from total fuckboi to begrudging ally is a good and unexpected one. 

How did the Killjoys not watch the entire footage and realize Delle Seyah was still alive? It wasn’t particularly well hidden. That was just shoddy work. 

I see what’s happening here. Johnny’s trying to prove himself to Dutch because he’s salty she’s kept him from being level 5. That’s fair, but maybe ya’ll could talk it out like big boys and girls instead of taking it out when you’re fighting for people’s lives. 

Johnny’s right. It’s not his job to keep Dutch in line and make sure she’s a good person. But it wasn’t right of him to get mad at her for moving on without him, either. 

Of course having nerve gas implants is the sort of extra Dutch is. 

“I’m talking godamn revolution.” Yaaaas Dutch. 

Overall, mostly a filler episode. They did tie up the loose end of Johnny stabbing Delle Seyah. I would have expected that I’d be mad about him getting off the hook, but I’m glad to move on. The coolest part was getting to see more of Pree’s background. He’s been an interesting character and it was cool to see him fleshed out. And this episode could have been handled so badly, delving deeper into the life of a flamboyantly gay bartender. But they gave him a storyline that treated him like a fully realized person, with multiple layers and toughness. And there were no gay jokes! No one was uncomfortable, Pree was never the butt of anyone’s joke. Just what a relief. Feeling good and ready to watch more. 

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Orphan Black s05e04 ‘Let the Children and the Childbearers Toil’

Does it pass the Bechdel Test?

Yes, twelve times, and with more than two female characters at the same time.

How many female characters (with names and lines) are there?

Twelve (63.15% of cast).

How many male characters (with names and lines) are there?

Seven.

Positive Content Rating:

Three.

General Episode Quality:

Boring.

MORE INFO (and potential spoilers) UNDER THE CUT:

Passing the Bechdel:

Aisha and Charlotte look for the pig. Sarah tries to get Kira to talk to her. Siobhan tells Sarah to come with her. Siobhan explains her plan to Sarah later. Siobhan talks with Elizabeth Perkins. Charlotte shows Cosima the tooth she found. Cosima confronts Mud. Siobhan explains more to Sarah. Sarah visits Helena, and they pass in two scenes. Siobhan and Sarah run their con. Virginia passes with Siobhan and Sarah.

Female characters:

Susan Duncan.

Charlotte Bowles.

Aisha Yasin.

Mud.

Sarah Manning.

Kira Manning.

Siobhan Sadler.

Elizabeth Perkins.

Cosima Niehaus.

Helena.

Adele.

Virginia Coady.

Male characters:

P.T. Westmoreland.

Felix Dawkins.

Ira Blair.

Scott.

Hellwizard.

Cooper.

Nimitz.

OTHER NOTES:

“I’m not happy sharing you with Rachel and you just make it worse when you don’t talk to me.” There is so much wrong with this sentence, Sarah. Firstly, Kira is a person, not an object to be shared or withheld, so, way to make your daughter feel like an autonomous being (though obviously you’re against that anyway since Kira exercised an autonomous decision by insisting on being allowed to see Rachel in the first place). Secondly, way to make Kira feel like the villain here for not giving you information you want, it’s not like that’s a standard abuse tactic or anything. Obviously, this is a fraught situation and a very strained relationship, and Kira is not old enough to make fully-informed decisions on her own behalf and Sarah is worried and just trying to look out for her child, etc. But this sentence neatly exemplifies how NOT to handle this in a good way that fosters trust with Kira and makes her feel comfortable asserting herself and articulating her choices without fear of reprisal. The entire show to date has already made the point soundly, but just in case there was any doubt at this late stage: parents, don’t be Sarah.

Every time Sarah reacts to Siobhan having a plan, it’s as if she’s forgotten that Siobhan always has a fucking plan and they’re repeatedly the only thing keeping anyone alive. It’s exhausting.

They repeatedly referred to ‘Alex Ripley’ as ‘they’ in an earlier scene (which got my hopes up for honest-to-goodness nonbinary rep), but then when Siobhan and Sarah arrive at the institution, Sarah assumes Alex is a guy and then Siobhan corrects that they’re a she. The subterfuge seems pointless and disingenuous.

Gee I hope all of this Old People Talking About Science is actually gonna end up somewhere meaningful. I’d hate for it to prove both boring AND pointless.