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someoneintheshadow456 · 18 days ago

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SPEAKING of the honeymoon period being over the Ghost of Husbandos Past rears its ugly head in the form of chess with Cullen. I had to remind myself “I’m married” for a few seconds… and then I remembered his whole deal with lyrium. I’ve dealt with one addict my entire life, I don’t need another. I’m aware you can CURE his addiction, that still doesn’t make it better.

*sigh* I guess I have to do more personal quests then. I’m midway through Cassandra’s and got Iron Bull’s triggered. This liminal stage of boredom is what I get for trying to speedrun the Josephine romance IG.

#dragon age inquisition #yeah I can see why I would have chosen Cullen 10 years ago #curing Cullen of lyrium = dad putting down the bottle #something something daddy issues #my hs ex and the three guys I had a crush on have been like my dad in some way so not beating the allegations 💀#protip for dai newbies: do not speedrun your romance you will regret it later #even more so if yours is a rarepair like mine because ao3 can’t save you

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