#prostokvashino

[nicolett-rosse]

If I had a nickel for every time I meet boy who has two friends who always argue but remain the best partners, one of which is an organized grump and the other an extreme lazy ass, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

[bovineblogger]

NEED to know what u think about Murka from Prostokvashino

i adore you so i will do it anyway.

MEDIA: PROSTOKVASHINO

PERSONAL RATING: ★★★★★ 5/5

MY FAVOURITE TYPE OF APPROXIMATION OF A COW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! when all the body mass goes to the nose . this is so important to me. honestly. i f i can find a full body picture of her i might get her as a tattoo to show the world how i like cows to be drawn. perfect cow.

[jesica-jesica]

Three from Prostokvashino

Here is it, the (first part of) first episode of Prostokvashino with English subtitles!

Can't believe I spent 3 hours on finding, synchronizing, adding and uploading subs instead of homework or sleep

If you have any questions about sayings (although those subs are qualitative) ask and I'll explain when I wake up.

[tufnation]

[petrovichev]

Дядя Фёдор из мультфильма "Простоквашино" J Uncle Fedor, «Prostokvashino»

Sketch. pencil drawing https://www.instagram.com/girlsandfox_education/

[kvasskingg-sez-booyah]

pls forgive me internet

[galawookie]

Old fanart of him cuz why not LOL 🐶🥀

[itcanbefilmed]

Winter in Prostokvashino (Vladimir Popov, 1984)

[belovedcartoons]

Cat: What is this some kind of folk art?

Dog: Eh! it is an Indian tent - it looks like a “middle finger a rejection gesture”.

Cat: Here we are. We found him in a garbage dump, washed and cleared him and he's drawing a middle finger for us!

In Russian there was a play on words "wigwam" (Indian national folk hut) and "fig wam" ("screw you", "middle finger").

[sovietpostcards]

Matroskin the cat. Winter in Prostokvashino (1984).

[microtyalm13]

Hi)) first i wanted to say that your handsome angedevil awakens in me a not-so-deeply hidden urge to paint hot eldritch babes, so maybe expect a gift someday idk👀

And the question is, how does gavriil responds to pet names? Gavryusha? Big boy? You kinky human-fucker?

HIIIIIII daaamn i always appreciate gifts!! 👁👁

i literally named him after a calf from prostokvashino PLSSS so gavryusha is like..... the basis of it all. gav нет блять мяу likes them pet namesss!! doesn't take them too seriously, always get a little playful if you throw one at him. he doesn't get them too often, so it's always nice.

god it reall y takes me some time to answer these asks lmao im sorry but just know tht i see all of you. i love you. you are not in fact safe from me and i WILL get you

[midzukishino]

My work for the "Fluffy Zine: cats" where I did my best to draw as many cat characters that i know as I could @_@ I never drew so many characters on one canvas in my life, it was something

Game of guessing in replies is appreciated! But if you just want to check yourself here's the list of characters: The Cat Piano: the poet and the singer OFF the game: The Judge Coraline: black cat Blue Exorcist: Kuro World of Warcraft: Mr. Bigglesworth and Mischief Coco: Pepita Katekyo Hitman Reborn: gatto tempesta Uri Hetalia: Japan cat, England cat, France cat, China cat, Russia cat, America cat, Germany cat and Italy cat Castle cats: Francis, Conan and Catniss My Neighbor Totoro: Catbus Baldur's Gate 3: Tara Kid vs. Kat: Mr. Kat Shaman King: Matamune and Mic Tom and Jerry: Tom The Legend of Pipi: Pipi My Little Pony The Movie: Capper Soul Eater: Blair Pokemon: sprigatito, litten, espeon, purrloin, meowth, skitty The Legend of Luo Xiaohei: Luo Xiaohei Alice in Wonderland: The Cheshire Cat Homestuck: Vodka Mutini Cinderella: Lucifer The Cat Returns: Yuki and Prince Lune, Baron Humbert von Gikkingen and Muta A Whisker Away: Miyo and Kinako 101 Dalmatians: Sergeant Tibbs Lady and the Tramp: Si and Am Кот, который гулял сам по себе: Кот Dog in Boots/Пёс в сапогах: Milady Warrior Cats: Scourge and Firestar Tailchaser's Song: Fritti Tailchaser Mad Rat Dead: Mad Rat and Heart Varjak Paw: Varjak Paw, Holly, Tam Oliver & Company: Oliver Иван Царевич и Серый волк: Кот-учёный Three from Prostokvashino/Трое из Простоквашино: Matroskin Tutenstein: Luxor The Ancient Magus' Bride: Molly Felidae: Francis Chi's Sweet Home: Chi Котёнок по имени Гав: Гав Bolt: Mittens Rudolf the Black Cat: Rudolf and Gottalot Eleceed: Kayden and Kartein Puss in Boots: The Last Wish: Puss in Boots, Kitty Softpaws and Perrito The Aristocats: Berlioz, Toulouse, Marie, Duchess and Thomas O'Malley League of legends: Yuumi Re:zero: Puck Thunder and the House of Magic: Thunder Kiki's Delivery Service: Jiji Story Of Fifty Centimeters: Nanao and Machi and prints on the bottles: Hallmarks of felinity: Solange Кошки-мышки: Кот и Мышь Simon's Cat: Cat Nyan Cat

[russiawave]

Winter in Prostokvashino village with subtitles

[jesica-jesica]

Winter in Prostokvashino

The final one! It has english subtitles but some sayings are lost in translation. I'll write those I found.

(If broken grammar in subs hurts you too much to enjoy, here's an english dub with a stained glass graphics.)

0:39 "Like in old times" - "Ну как при царе Горохе" Not just old, "in time immemorial"

0:49 "Что у вас, средств нет?" - "Don't you have money?" He meant "funds" in that sentence.

3:23 "Yes, I'll this iron for him!" - "Да я за это в него утюгом запущу!" It's actually "I'll, I’ll throw an iron at him for this!"

4:29 "Cause you will not understand, where lies around and when it all ends" - "Потому что не поймёшь, что где валяется, и когда всё это кончится" It's a pun on TV show's name ("Что? Где? Когда?"/"What? Where? When?"). "It's like there's no knowing what stuff is where and when it will all be over"

5:30 "You can go to your Prostokvashino" - "Вы сколько угодно можете ехать в ваше Простоквашино" The sheer passive agressiveness in Mom's line is missed. "You can go to your Prostokvashino all you want"

6:29 "It's me, Postman Pechkin! I brought the magazine Murzilka" - "Эфто я, пофтальон Пефкин, принёс фурфнал 'Фурфифка'" Jackdaw burrs as it has a letter in it's beak, so this version is closer to what it pronounces. "It'f me, Poftman Pefkin! I bfoughf the magafine Murfifka"

7:55 Sharik: "Eh! This is the Indian National People's Hut. Figures you is called." Matroskin: "Have lived! We found him in the garbage dump I might say, washed, cleared, and he draws us figs." - Шарик: "Эх! Это индейская национальная народная изба, фиг вам называется!" Матроскин: "Дожили! Мы его, можно сказать, на помойке нашли, отмыли, отчистили от очисток, а он нам фигвамы рисует." 1. More like native american hut. 2, the ultimate missable content! The aforenamed native american hut is "вигвам", while figures you (or actually screw you) is "фиг вам". They sound almost the same. 3. "To live to see this!" - "Дожили!"

13:40 The second missable content! "Pechkin: On TV one uncle with a big mustache gave flowers to your mom Father: I would unscrew the ears to this uncle with big ears" - "Печкин: В телевизоре вашей маме один дядя с большими усами цветы подарил! Папа: Я бы этому дяде с большими ушами уши б то пооткрутил..." Plural of ear and mustache - уши and усы - sound very similar in the instrumental case.

[chaoticsnowykiddo]

Animal Crossing/Three From Prostokvashino!

[oli-draw]

Once you get this, you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly. Then you have to send this to ten of your favourite followers (non-negotiable!)

I do not know how to answer and tell you about five things about bo to me, but.....

1.I'm very strange.

It's a pretty corny and stupid saying, but it's true! I'm strange and that's okay. I eat pasta with ketchup (ketchup mixed with mayonnaise) or I make myself the wrong sandwich and eat it. (as from Prostokvashino). I can tell you one thing about things, and other people will tell you about it in a different way. I like to feel tactile, auditory, and eye contact with the world around me.

2.My curiosity.

I like to explore everything and learn something new for myself and enjoy life more than others. That's why I'm shunned.

3.The habit of chatting with yourself.

This has been developed since the age of 4-5 and it will not change in any way. I come up with my script in my head and voice it out loud. It's like this:

* I go to the mirror or sit. Then an idea came up, and then I started voicing the characters.*

Me: Wait, Sam, are you sure this is going to work for sure?Of course, little buddy, this will help save Wally.

It looks strange, don't you agree?

4.The look is not in the eyes.

I always look at things or the smallest elements on the other person in a conversation, not in the eyes. For example:light brown, male, long hair;,beautiful Belarusian accent, black and white with a Scottish check or an unusual badge or buttons.

5. The love of cleanliness and order.

It seems to be the norm here