#prolly the longest month of my life dude

[rah-nee-yah]

ONE MORE MONTH ONE MORE MONTH ONE MORE MONTH ONE MORE MONTH ONE MORE MON-

[wolf-skins]

millennial joel headcanons feat @fabulouslittlefox, part one:

wolf-skins sent a post other notable kid!mill... also this

fabulouslittlefox: GOD THANK YOU

wolf-skins you're welcome

fabulouslittlefox u think he listened to everybody by the backstreet boys? I'm feeling it....for some reason lmao

wolf-skins uh ofc he probably wanted to be in a boy band before he wanted to be just a singer

fabulouslittlefox CHRIST but did he have an emo phase ? for him I guess it'd be southern gothic 😂 (not really but I saw the opportunity and ran w it lmao)

wolf-skins lmaooo can u imagine a lil texan boy running around with thick black eyeliner and all-black clothes? i feel his emo phase would be more subtle if there was one

fabulouslittlefox YES he does acoustic covers of emo songs

wolf-skins yes

fabulouslittlefox also I bet that bitch was into rage comics

wolf-skins wears his hat low over his face while he does so + yes. yes he was so into the era of meme that* he thought that soulja boy era was annoying though

fabulouslittlefox god I wanna see fuckin Joel cover fuckin what a catch donnie on his goddamn guitar in a cowboy hat as he rides off into the sunset LMAO same

wolf-skins god yes i wanna see it too

fabulouslittlefox or fucking Evanescence God

wolf-skins YES YES OH MYGOD my immortal going under

fabulouslittlefox KGKSKFLXKSGKZMVMD fuckign Bring me to life

wolf-skins SOPT he probably went all for it in his covers like got SO into it

fabulouslittlefox I'm crying because I can see this happening

wolf-skins i know i know same do u think he put it up on youtube i kinda feel like he'd be a cover youtuber with a couple hundred subscribers

fabulouslittlefox um I think the fuck YES

wolf-skins just like a lowkey youtube cowboy singing cover songs passionately and dramatically

fabulouslittlefox please god that's all I want OK OK WHAT IF Tommy found his channel and saved all the videos and somehow got them to play off either like CDs or a USB drive (bc his town has electricity) and fucijgbshowed ellie

wolf-skins PLEASEUFKCING PLEASE joel was so grumpy about it he still wouldn't sing for her irl for the LONGEST time

fabulouslittlefox LMAO FKSKFOZKCNZ Joel disowns Tommy for a month bc of that

wolf-skins yes ellie would show the whole town until joel snatched whatever it was and broke it so Extra

fabulouslittlefox YES MCKSKCKS jokes on Joel tho bc Tommy has duplicates of everything

wolf-skins IUFGWOHI

fabulouslittlefox and the other one is locked up safe Until Joel is fast asleep then everyone Sees

wolf-skins yes good  joel just pouts over this for the rest of time too

fabulouslittlefox LMAO GOOD

wolf-skins ellie would start making texan accent mock jokes

fabulouslittlefoxwhen Ellie start learning guitar 🐚 start to play a song that Joel covered and mock his singing

wolf-skins if that sentence made sense

fabulouslittlefox MFKSKGOZKCKS

wolf-skins YES like that

fabulouslittlefox WHY IS THERE A SHELL IM

wolf-skins fucking mobile do u think

fabulouslittlefox Joel sings that song from SpongeBob that Sandy sings about missing texas

wolf-skins joel would be that tourist who got a conch shell + oh my god

fabulouslittlefox HE WOUDL THE MAGIC CONCH

wolf-skins when sarah found it as a really young child and pretended to be ariel he would act out as sebastian while she had a stuffed flounder and she'd hang up the "shell" on him

fabulouslittlefox oh my god plea s e,,,,,,,,

wolf-skins he sang this for her:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC_mV1IpjWA he'd try to mimic it but he could never get rid of the accent

fabulouslittlefox I literally cannot top this this is officially the cutest headcanon

wolf-skins i know

fabulouslittlefox and it hurts THAT MUCH MORE

wolf-skins I KNOW

fabulouslittlefox REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE u killed me liz

wolf-skins oh my god i'm gonna cry over sarah all over again her friggin card and her jokes she's so pure

fabulouslittlefox DONT CRYYYY I love Sarah sm my daughter whomst I only knew for like 5 minutes

wolf-skins ok but what song do u think was the first he finally sang for ellie irl (not like the videos which were Not to be Mentioned in exchange for it) + god i know

fabulouslittlefox hmmm hmmm would this include songs he taught her to play I'm guessing?

wolf-skins probably a cute lil acoustic song for ells

fabulouslittlefox YOU AR E MY SUNSHIN E THE FIRST ONS

wolf-skins NO YOURE KILLING ME

fabulouslittlefox YES

wolf-skins IM GOING TO CYR

fabulouslittlefox I KILLED MYSELF WITH THAT

wolf-skins i can already hear ellie singing it

fabulouslittlefox I KNWO HHHHHHHHH

wolf-skins ok but

fabulouslittlefox I have ANOTHER song that she would absolutely know/learn

wolf-skins what if one of them sang it to the other when the one was Really Hurt to make them feel better or something

fabulouslittlefox STOP IT LIZ IMAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

wolf-skins and like if that theory that joel is dead in tlou 2 and she sang it when he died

fabulouslittlefox stop it but also keep going bc I love pain

wolf-skins why do i do this to myself

fabulouslittlefox FUCKFFFFFFFFFFHHHHHHHH I hope yr ready to catch these tears bih

wolf-skins he's all coughing up blood or something and she just holds his hand and sings it and begs that he stays bc she still won't let him go deliver them to me

fabulouslittlefox 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫IM WEW LADS IM DYIN TONITE

wolf-skins you know how i feel about hallucination!dads too so trust me i know if that is what happens in the next game i will Fucking Die ok next headcanon tho

fabulouslittlefox more music hcs ?

wolf-skins shore that's like sure but not

fabulouslittlefox LOL Goes well with my shell from earlier

wolf-skins exactly

fabulouslittlefox I can't remember if I've shared this b4 but the one hc I'll cling to forever is that Ellie learns on her own or is taught by joel landslide by Fleetwood Mac and that it's really relevant to her idk why I just love it sm

wolf-skins holy fucking shit um i always think of them or one of them playing that song so it's fucking canon imo also joel made this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47ZSX7eMGU0

fabulouslittlefox GOOD IM SO GLAD IM NOT ALONE W THSI fabulouslittlefox sent an audio post I Won... also THIS just came up on my dash and I feel it'd fit them too JOEL DID MAKE THAT CKSKGKSKC

wolf-skins JOHNNY CASH yeah i feel it joel probably was a huge cash fan

fabulouslittlefox PROLLY hes a huge cash fan but agrees that the NIN version of hurt is better

wolf-skins he probably loved playing Man Comes Around

fabulouslittlefox Dude I feel it

wolf-skins ok so jaz and i discussed he loved war docs but what other movies or shows do u think he would've loved

fabulouslittlefox Also I feel like he'd do a southern gothic cover of while my guitar gently weeps hmm

wolf-skins undoubtedly

fabulouslittlefox moonrise kingdom I feel he enjoyed that

wolf-skins ok what is that ok it's got bruce willis and u know what

fabulouslittlefox a Wes Anderson film about a troubled kid who goes to camp and runs away to find his love

wolf-skins joel would've loved bruce willis

fabulouslittlefox YEHA

wolf-skins do u think the taken movies were relatable to joel

fabulouslittlefox zoinks yes

wolf-skins he sure as fuck is like that in game

fabulouslittlefox speaking of zoinks I bet the fucker loved Scooby Doo RIGHT

wolf-skins "GIVE ME BACK MY DAUGHTER" yells Joel an incorrect quote that is correct + yes he fucking did the classics

fabulouslittlefox watched the fuck outta boomerang and the old cartoons

wolf-skins https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2u0-11E6x14 joel

fabulouslittlefox IM GONAB PISS OMVLEXKAKCKSN CANON

wolf-skins RIGHT ok i'm gonna copy this as a part one to put in my tag 

[tenpercentsugar]

1-101 my bitch

1. If you could be any mythical creature, what would you choose?a SIREN bro i dont know how many times i gotta fuckin say that i wish i had a scaly ass tail and a thirst for the blood of a sailor
2. It’s summer time and you’re thirsty, sweet tea or lemonade?lemonade no matter the season
3. Who is your #1 all time crush?damn near zayn malik
4. What book would you like to see made into a movie?bruh i dont even know at this point i havent read a book in so long
5. Create a new ice cream flavoror what? ;-)
6. Top five favorite songs at the moment?n64 x denzel curry, everybody wants to rule the world x tears for fears, ultimate $uicide x $uicideboy$ and denzel curry, exodus x $uicideboy$, nature feels x frank ocean
7. You get to choose a superpower but it can’t be the ability to fly, what do you go with?ability to read minds so i can reallllly know how ppl are reacting to me
8. Who’s your favorite Muppet?taylor dugan
9. You get to have a lifetime supply of one kind of food, what is it? probably chicken bro theres so many things you can do w chicken
10. What type of lunch meat do you typically choose when making a sandwich or sub?turkey and bacon but not turkey bacon
11. Water slides or roller coasters?this is so hard wtf?? uh rn it’s be water slides but i also fuck heavy w rollercoasters bro
12. What two musicians/bands would you like to see collaborate?the weeknd and frank ocean
13. Favorite Disney princess?damn near mulan that bitch is ballin
14. Is there anyone on tumblr you wish you could meet in person?stephanie, also thedeathmerchant
15. You can only watch one tv show for the rest of your life, what one do you pick?bob’s burgers
16. Top five celebrity crushes?zayn malik, frank ocean, asap rocky, vince staples, michael b. jordan 
17. Any rules you try to live by?be respectful, see things from all points of view, use turn signals, smoke w friends even if they can’t match, never let anybody feel alone
18. Have you had an serious medical injuries? i stabbed myself once but thats abt it
19. Fruity pebbles or cocoa pebbles?fuck pebbles they get soggy so quick aka Not Ideal
20. Do you have any new years resolutions?mine was to quit smoking but i literally j put out a cig so idk how thata gonna go
21. What’s your birthstone and would you change it if you could?i think it’s sapphire? and no cuz that is beautiful
22. What’s your element of choice? (earth, light, water, fire, etc.)light!!!!!! i’m obsessed w light and being a light
23. Have you ever had to have stitches? If yes, what for?no just staples for the stab wound as previously aforementioned
24. What is a fictional creature you hope actually exists?nessie
25. Do you have a favorite Crime series?law and order: svu for sure 
26. If you could go see a Broadway play/musical right now, which would you pick? damn near mamma mia hahaha i fuckin love that movie
27. What’s at the top of your holiday wish list this year?money, weed, a fuckin clean teen shirt
28. What are some things you would do if you were invisible?eavesdrop. what else do you need to be invisible for
29. Describe your very first kiss.thank you but no thank you!
30. Do you have any guilty pleasures?i don’t feel guilty abt liking any of the shit i like but i mean i wouldnt play hollywood undead in my car for just anybody
31. Have you ever performed on a stage?yeah a handful of times
32. If you could meet any one of the Muppets which would it be?taylor dugan probably
33. Do you have a favorite mixed drink?kahlua and milk lmao
34. Anything you miss about being a child?uh everything? my brain is both 40 years old and 6 years old
35. Who is the hottest person that you know of on tumblr?@teenybug
36. Any good book recommendations?if you wanna laugh, helter skelter x vincent bugliosi is a good start
37. What’s your favorite pokemon type?i think u have the wrong number?
38. What’s the most hurtful thing anyone’s ever said to you?as if i have the time to remember all the hurtful things ppl have said to me when im already super busy remembering all the mean shit i’ve done
39. Is there a song that always makes you want to dance when you hear it?plenty bro i can’t even help it
40. What’s the best selfie you’ve ever taken and can we see it?go thru http://deathchamp.tumblr.com/tagged/me and you tell me
41. If you could pick just one extinct animal to bring back to life what would it be?i would need to consult an entire list and then i’ll let you know
42. What’s your least favorite name(s)?keith, roger, becca
43. If you could change your name to anything, what would you pick?probably just the color light blue. like my name would j be a color. no letters
44. What are three things on your holiday wish list this year?pussy money weed haha classic
45. If you could get away with any crime what would it be?running stop signs/red lights
46. How do you usually break the ice with strangers?i don’t even know i prolly j make jokes
47. Are you crushing on anyone at the moment? What are they like?no that’s not the wave i’m on at all
48. Anyone you’re dying to see in concert?tame impala, the weeknd, frank ocean, bryson tiller, zayn, denzel curry, vince staples
49. Are there any bands/musicians you really dislike?meghan trainor, carly rae jepsen, taylor swift
50. What are you made up of?ashes, summer sunsets, perth x bon iver
51. Biggest fictional crush? nathan scott from one tree hill boiiii
52. Do you have a favorite bird?damn near the bald eagle hahahah that dude is crazy
53. If you could completely erase one person or memory from your mind would you do it?hahahaha yeah i’ve been doing that
54. What are some thing’s you are always happy to receive as gifts?anything cuz if u thinkin of me enough to get me a gift (or make me one or steal me one or whatever), then i’m stoked abt it
55. What do you like to do on rainy days?get high, drive, watch netflix w dani 
56. Chinese take out or pizza?za
57. What do you usually wear to bed?t-shirt n shorts or sweats depending on the season
58. As a child, what are some of the things you wanted to grow up to be? stay at home mom, a teacher, a psychologist
59. How many pillows do you prefer to sleep with?two
60. What’s your favorite type of weather?sunny and 70 right now but i also get hella good vibes from cloudy and low 60s/high 50s when it’s fall time
61. What’s your Hogwart’s house? (even if you’re not a Harry Potter fan, you’ve still thought about which house you’d been in, don’t lie.) 🙄
62. Favorite month of the year and why?september cuz thas my birth month and its also like the perfect time of year. not too hot not too cold
63. What is your board game of choice?i love playing life!!! i wish more people played that w me
64. Are there any commonly held beliefs that you don’t buy into?i’m sure but i try not to think abt things i passionately disagree w cuz i’m still working on dealing w anger appropriately
65. Describe the best kiss of your life thus far.haven’t had the best kiss of my life thus far
66. What is something you wish didn’t exist?benzos
67. What’s the most painful thing you’ve endured?the tattoo on my god damn foot dude
68. Do you collect anything?just bitches tahaaa 
69. Is there anything in particular that you’re looking forward to this summer?warped tour idiot duh
70. If you had a pair of wings, what would they look like?white and lined w gold
71. Dinner and a movie is so old, what are some other things you’d enjoy doing on a date?gettin cross faded and sittin outside, lookin at the trees
72. What’s your favorite breed of dog?rottweiler
73. How do you like your chicken wings? If you don’t like chicken wings, then wtf is wrong with you?i’ll eat em bone in or boneless but honey bbq is really the only sauce i want them tossed in
74. Anyone been on your mind lately?dylan, ashley, michaela (even tho we aint even cool like that), ash
75. Are there any things about yourself that you dislike that others seem to love?my laugh? i’ve been getting compliments on it since middle school but it is one of the ugliest parts of me
76. What’s your favorite part of the playground?the swings!
77. Do you like to write?
i love to! but i never do it

78. What’s the best birthday gift you’ve ever received?klonopin hahahaha
79. What is something you never leave home without?my sunglasses cuz i got sensitive ass eyes
80. If you drink, what kind of drunk person are you?in my feels hard as fuck, sayin dumb shit i think is funny
81. Do you listen to music while you shower?not anymore but i used to 
82. Are there any classics films you wish would be remade?no keep em as they are
83. What’s your go to party song?shots x lmfao cuz who doesnt fuck w that song
84. Have you got a favorite outfit? Can we see it?not really but yeah come thru
85. What’s the longest you’ve ever talked on the phone for?me and taylor used to talk on the phone for hourrrrssss bro like forever long calls
86. What’s your favorite emoji? 😟🤙🙄
87. Have you ever had raw fish?not that i’m aware of….
88. What accent do you find most attractive?mexican accents bro ughhhh fuck me up
89. What’s one bad thing an ex might have to say about you?who
90. Would you choose to be immortal if you could?nope im like terrified of death but i know it would suck to keep living when all the people i love are dead
91. What’s the most expensive thing you ever bought?my car and it wasnt even that expensive
92. Have you ever had a black eye?yeah actually in first grade
93. What are some questions you’d ask on a first date?what’s your favorite song rn and do you like going for drives
94. What do you think happens when we die?nothing that i wanna talk abt i’ll throw up
95. Any pets you’d enjoy having?i want a bunny!!! i know i’m not responsible enough for one but fuck!!
96. What are some reasons you might end a relationship?if there’s no trust then i’m outtie
97. Is there anything in your room you wouldn’t want your parents stumbling upon?no actually they know abt all the stupid shit i do i’m not worried abt it
98. Are you still friends with anyone from grade school?like elementary school?! not really at all dude
99. What is one song you will never, ever get sick of?perth x bon iver, minnesota, wi x bon iver, nature feels x frank ocean, the moment x tame impala, as you are x the weeknd
100. Waffles or pancake? And what do you put on top of them?waffles w syrup n butter bro it dont get much better than that
101. One word you’d use to describe yourself?tweak

thank u emo stranger

[fuckit-shithappens]

1-85

1. Are looks important in a relationship? to me🤷🏽‍♀️2. Are relationships ever worth it? sometimes, not all the time 3. Are you a virgin? yeahh👌🏽4. Are you in a relationship? nah😂5. Are you in love? nahh 6. Are you single this year? 90% of the year7. Can you commit to one person? yes8. Describe your crush; they green, they’ve never broke my heart, they always there when i need them, they help me chill out & enjoy life, they smell bomb asf, i can smoke em🌬9. Describe your perfect mate; i’ve down this q a lot so i ain’t doin it10. Do you believe in love at first sight? nope11. Do you ever want to get married? i don’t wanna have papers involved or a wedding i just want rings & for us to both know that it’s us til the end, we ain’t gotta have papers or all that extra bullshit. no yes but not how everyone would originally get married12. Do you forgive betrayal? i dont13. Do you get jealous easily? nope14. Do you have a crush on anyone? ehh👀15. Do you have any piercings? yes my ears & my nose16. Do you have any tattoos? not yet 17. Do you like kissing in public? not really20. Do you shower every day? fuck yeah21. Do you think someone has feelings for you? yeee😬22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? prolly lmao23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? lmao yes, i don’t even “cheat” during the talkin stage. look at my loyalty 24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? nope25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year? i don’t care for it, so nah26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? yeahh27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you? yeah lol28. Have you ever been cheated on? yup🤣29. Have you ever cheated on someone? nah30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body? my stomach 31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl? yaa🙄32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love? yeahh33. Have you ever had sex with a man? hell nahh34. Have you ever had sex with a woman? yeth👅💦35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you? indeed36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends? issa no37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? mm idk tbh38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? dude yeah...39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? nope lmao40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone? what kinda gay shit no41. Have you had sex so far this year? haaa yeahhh🤙🏽42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? i can kiss for a long time👀 43. How long was your longest relationship? a year 😗44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? 3 girlfriends 45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013? imma say 1 46. How many times did you have sex last year? i didn’t count? 47. How old are you? 1748. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? ight lmao fuck you you ain’t shit anyway49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? 50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? ooo🙃 i’d prolly just look at her & be like we can talk about this but i’m not forgiving you yet so hold on to all that first51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for? nah52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why? i’ve given up on a lot of people bc they don’t put equal effort for our friendships so i literally have like 2 people that i fuck w 53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? lmao yup54. Is there someone you will never forget? yessir55. Share a relationship story. 🤷🏽‍♀️56. State 8 facts about your body; 🤷🏽‍♀️57. Things you want to say to an ex; idk lol58. What are five ways to win your heart? make me laugh, understand my ways & accept them, play around w me, show you want me, & gimme attention without me having to ask for it59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!) 60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners? 4 years61. What is the first thing you notice in someone? their vibe 62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you? fuck me on kitchen counter & make me cum63. What is your definition of “having sex”? if you gay, eatin out or fingering or strap ons if that’s your cup of tea64. What is your definition of cheating? flirting, doing things you wouldn’t want me doing, kissing, holding hands, touching parts you ain’t suppose to, sending nudes or booty pics65. What is your favourite foreplay routine? 66. What is your favourite roleplay?67. What is your idea of the perfect date? idek lol 68. What is your sexual orientation? gay asf🏳️‍🌈🐱69. What turns you off? bad hygiene, messed up teeth, ugly attitude / personality, how you treat others70. What turns you on? good humor, silliness, lickin my neck, wanting me71. What was your kinkiest wet dream? yo mind ya business lol72. What words do you like to hear during sex? fuck, oh my god, my name 73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you? bring me nuggies, some weed, & there company so we listen to music74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for? 75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you? sent me 5 bags of mexico hot cheetos bc homegirl in love w them😂😍😩 76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone? idek lmao77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships? it don’t matter on the age it matters on the maturity78. What’s your dirtiest secret? i have one but then it wouldn’t be a secret anymore79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why? i don’t remember?80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? thursday81. Who are five people you find attractive? salice rose, nicki manaj, kehlani, boo boo stewart82. Who is the last person you hugged? justice😂 (hope you have fun at work)83. Who was your first kiss with? my first gf84. Why did your last relationship fail? i wasn’t ready & i felt i outgrew her, she wasn’t good w communication & she didn’t show she wanted me 85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet? prolly after we met in person & i seen wussup

[nisitime]

Random personal cause im bored

1. Name: Just call me Nisi <3

2. Birthplace: Portugal

3. Ancestry: nhé

4. Zodiac Sign: Gemini

5. Biggest fear: the dark

6. Strength/Weakness:im super patient / i cry easly

7. Worst habit:mumbling

8. Favorite holiday: hmmm...x.mas? idk i like free days in general

9. Ever been in a car crash:nop

10. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher: yes

11. What do you do as soon as you walk in the house: take my shoes off

12. Age at first kiss:14/15??? dont really remember CAUSE IT SUCKED

13. When did you fall in love for the first time: school

14. Who Is Your Longest Friend & How Long: PFFF longest friends ahaha

15. Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: getting my sale site to work

16. What were you doing at midnight last night: working and talking with friends

17. When was the last time you laughed hard: right now

18. Who was the last person that told you they love you: my bf

19. What was the first thing you thought when you woke up yesterday morning: text bf

20. Where did you go for your first date and who was it with: hmmm walk in the park i think with my 1 bf

21. Who’s wedding were you in the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsmen: never was but i loved my cusin’s wedding <3

22. Who did you see in concert first:my bf? idk

23. Who was your favorite teacher:UFF i have too many? but i like my actual museum teacher <3

24. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day:my bf

25. Who do you think about most: my bf (fuck)

26. Is your ideal occupation? drawing memes

27. Beer, wine, or liquor? liquor

28. Favourite restaurant? the restaurant dont my street its called Pana Cota

29. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? ALL OF THEM but maybe coffee

30. McDonlads or Burger King? Mac

31. Fantasy dinner guest(s)? Rock Lee and Nico (oh god)

32. Have you ever been drunk? When was the last time? never

33. What is the most embarrassing thing you have done drunk? nothing

34. Wonder Woman or Cat Woman? Diana <3

35. How many pets do you have? none

36. What would be the first thing you bought if you won the lottery? i fucking credit card

37. When was the first time you smoked? never

38. Who last sent you a text? my bf

39. Who did you last send a text to? my bf

40. What 4 things would you take to a desert island? a boat, a map, food, those light guns for s.o.s

41. Name the 3 most important people in your life? my mom, my bf, my brother

42. Favorite song? dont have one but im super into Ken Ashcorp

43. Favorite movie? hmmm Spirited Away maybe? nostalgia is a fucked up thing

44. When did you last cuddle someone? yesterday

45. When did you last have sex? yesterday (making love tho)

46. If you woke up tomorrow with no fear, what would you do first? TURN OFF ALL LIGHTS

47. What was your biggest worry five years ago, do you still feel the same about it at this minute? not being ok anymore, i dont cause everything passes with time <3

48. If you could change one law of your country, what would it be? i dont know most of them :V

49. What relationships have ended? But you can’t let go? my ex friend that still fucks with my head

50. Where would you take a road trip? hmmm Porto

51. How do Mondays feel for you? nhé dont bother

52. If you could spend ten minutes with your ‘hero’ alive or dead what would you ask them? DUDE HOW CAN U BE SO AMAZING

53. Do your practice ‘self love’ or ‘self loathing’? buddy u ok also u cute and ull be fine <3 dont worry about your legs cause damn thighs

54. What’s your greatest achievement to date? being ok with myself

55. What scares you about your future? not finding a stable job, not getting a house or any money :c

56. Why does pizza come in a square box? cause square boxes are easier to make?

57. What would happen if you knew you could not fail? i would do everything

58. How does it feel to be photographed? if i allow its amazing if not its awkward and upsetting

59. If you could erase an event from your mind, which one would you choose? the ones i crawled for my ex like a dog

60. Do you want your children (if you have any) to be ‘just like you’? no, im to stressfull and have too much anxiety

61. Do you stand for what you believe in or are you pleasing others? first one

62. If money were no concern, what would you do for the rest of your life? be happy on my own house and drawing for fun <3

63. What are you thankful for, this moment? being happy and appreciated

64. Do you have same sex fantasies? not really ?

65. If you have had sex in a public place, where? i didnt

66. Have you ever cried during/after sex? yes before and after

67. Who is the oldest person you’ve had sex with? my bf he is only 4 months older tho

68. Who is the youngest person you’ve had sex with? my 1 ex with 6 months difference

69. Would you rather be in a relationship with a totally submissive partner or a totally dominant partner? none! but dominant is cool

70. How tall are you?  1.73M 

71. How much do you weigh?  60k  

72. What color is your hair naturally?   Dark brown

73. What size jeans do you wear?  40 and 42 (big legs and butts) 

74. What is your favorite color to wear?   to wear i like dark red or yellow but i love purple 

75. Do you have any piercings?    i wish

76. Do you have any tattoos?    no

77. Do you care how other people see you? alot   

78. Do you like sports?    i do

79. How do you feel about age differences in relationships?   if its not astonomic its ok

80. How do you feel about race differences in relationships?    i dont mind i love everyone <3

81. Do you believe in karma or fate?    i do

82. Do you keep a journal?    not anymore only when i was depressed

83. Describe the last dream you remember:   nazis bombing the place i was ...

84. Describe your favorite dream: i like those calm ones where im just chilling  

85. Where are some places you would like to visit?    japan and italy and france

86. Any upcoming concerts you want to attend?    fucking gorillaz but they dont come to portugal for 15 years

87. What music do you listen to when you are happy?    all kinds of music tbh

88. What music do you listen to when you are mad?    all kinds? im never mad

89. Do you like to burn candles or incense?    nah, they make my nose weird

90. What was the last alcoholic beverage you consumed?    hmm champagne?

91. What are your favorite alcoholic beverages?    i dont really drink so i think i dont have one

92. Do you smoke cigarettes or cigars? What about marijuana? none im an angel

93. Who is your number 1 friend and why is he or she there?    my bf cause he’s super happy for me to be me

94. Has anyone ever mistaken you for a family member?    yes

95. Is there anyone of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?  oh god no! only if single

96. Would you ever have sex in the shower or the bath? on both

97. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex? i wish

98. Do you think your last ex still wants to be with you? nop

99. Ever wondered what it would be like dating the same gender as you? yes

100. What are your outlooks on gay/bisexual people? everyone is ok <3 i love everyone

101. How often do you brush your teeth? everyday

102. How often do you shower?  When was the last time you had a shower?day yes day no, yesterday

103. How often do you shave your legs? when i have to

104. Political affiliation? nop

105. Opinion on abortion? if ur not in condions to have a kid then do it

106. Opinion on immigrants/ immigration reform? if u need do it, just be nice to ppl

107. Should prostitution be legalized?    sure?

108. How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are? i would ask

109. If life is so short, why do we do so many things we don’t like and like so many things we don’t do? sometimes we do stuff we dont like to achive something good!

110. What is the one thing you’d most like to change about the world? no more war pls

111. If happiness was the national currency, what kind of work would make you rich? drawing and hugs

112. Would you break the law to save a loved one? yes

113. If you had to move to a state or country besides the one you currently live in, where would you move and why? porto maybe!

114. Why are you the person you are? i dont fucking know!

115. Have you been the kind of friend you want as a friend? yes

116. Why do religions that support love cause so many wars? different conditions prolly

117. What would you do differently if you knew nobody would judge you? fart in public

118. Were you happy when you woke up today? i guess?

119. What’s a fact about the last person who text messaged you? he loves me?

120. Want someone back in your life? yes

121. What are you excited for? new upcoming anime conventions

122. Are you scared to fall in love? nop

123. When is your next road trip? this friday to monday

124. What was the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? eat

125. Do you like to cuddle? yup loads

126. Have you ever kissed more than one person in 24 hours? nop

127. Plans for tomorrow? school and work

128. Do you care too much/not at all/just enough? too much unfortunatlly

129. How is life going for you right now? great yet stressfull

130. If you were offered a shot of whiskey right this second, would you accept? sure?

131. This time last year, can you remember who you liked? my bf

132. Could you stay in the same relationship for over a year? doing it for 2 years now

133. If you could have one super power what would it be? supa fast so i could finish the fucking essay

134. Background on your cell phone? yes scott pilgrim foto

135. What are you thinking about right this second? about responding this

136. Last book you read? How was it? harry potter the number 6 loved it

137. What is the last thing you bought? food

138. Do you live with your parents?  yes

139. Have you ever been caught sneaking out? not really

140. Have you ever met a celebrity? yes

141. What are you like when you’re drunk? i dont get drunk

142. What are you like when you’re high? i dont get high

143. Do you want children? yes

144. Do you want a church wedding? no

145. How many pillows do you sleep with? 1

146. Have you ever been scuba diving? no

147. Who was your first real crush? a stupid guy

148. What are you allergic to? spring in general

149. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? yes gonçalo,henrique,mariana

150. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? either is fine <3

151. How did you get your name? mom chose

152. Name one thing about your body you love? my cheeks and freckles

153. What is your biggest goal in life? getting money to live without help

154. Do you still have feelings for your ex? NOP HE WISHED

155. Do you think aliens are real? yes

156. What age did you start drinking? I DONT DRINK! its only on special ocasions

157. What do you think of President Obama? he cool and sweet

158. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? yes

159. Describe your dream girl/guy? girl-smaller than me or same high, short or medium size hair, dark brown hair (or ginger)and eye color, a lil curvy/chubby guy- talelr than me, big! like a bear! dark hair and eyes

160. Story of your first kiss?

he asked me if i kissed before and i lied saying yes we kissed LOL

161. Story of the first time you made out with someone? SAME THING

162. Story of the first time you had sex?

mutual concent with my bf at the time and we did it but as soon and i bled we stopped

163. When did you first have sex?

age 16? I THINK i dont remember dates!!!

164. First time you gave/ received oral sex?

same age

165. Do you still talk to the person you lost your virginity to?

no

167. Favorite fictional character (movie, book, tv show)?

rock lee still best babe

168. How many followers do you have on tumblr? What about twitter/ instagram?

175 tumblr and 200 and something on twitter i think

169. Are you friend with your parents on Facebook?

nop

170. First time you thought you were in love? When did you realize that you weren’t actually in love with that person?

11º grade

171. Do you talk to yourself?

all the time

172. How old will you be on your next birthday?

21

173. How did you meet the last person you kissed?

twitter and memes

174. Do you have any hickies? not right now

175. Turn ons? gentle touches

176. Turn offs?stupid�� jokes in the middle

177. What qualities did you get from your mom? nose up is my moms, im caring and loving and defend my loved ones

178. What qualities did you get from your dad? didnt had the chance to know but..im tall?

179. How many siblings do you have? 1 brother

180. Have you ever taken anyone’s virginity? yes