#projecting by turning buck into a crazy cat lady

[housewifebuck]

A cat would probably be better considering they are pretty independent (as long as they have food and water) and Firefighters have a hectic shift schedule

Buck would feel awful leaving a dog alone because Bobby probably wouldn't let him bring the dog to the station

Exactly….actually I think he would definitely adopt 2 bc he learns cats do better in pairs and he doesn’t want them to get lonely while he’s on shift…..

[that-bi-bliophile]

So my friends and I have an ongoing collection of quotes that my crazy math teacher has said. We had our last math class today so I felt it would be a good time to share this. (I added some annotations so that it makes more sense to people who weren’t there)

                                                 Quotes by Mr. G

                                             -An Ongoing Project-

“Grizzly bear will never get reindeer, correct?”

“Health is good”

“I don’t know what planet you are from”

“Hey, build pyramids!”

“And Humperdink will be sitting at his lonely table” (I looked it up and there’s a song called Lonely Table by Engelbert Humperdinck)

“Power to the power, power to the people.”

“I like that you laugh, it means you are still alive”

“Don’t laugh because people around you are shaking.”

“Someone is laughing, it is not supposed to be like that.”

“You are so engaged, that makes you 19”

“I appreciate if barricades are taken off your desk onto the floor.”

“And fish becomes shark and eats copies.”

“Also, cover your tails”

During an earthquake drill: “Take these drills seriously” -Mr. Asdfghjkl’, “Also, take seriously mathematics” -Mr. G

“I thought it is a box”

“Lice, only in your brain”

“Welcome again to the same stream, but water is different.”

“No, there is no Mr. G.”

“Yes, Mr. G is here”

“Why are you sitting?”

“I am concerned about your grade, and your knowledge. Mainly your knowledge.”

“By the way, I like tables.”

“About geometry and your life.”

“I don’t know what you are digging”

“Kids; too many”

“Look China, look China, look China”

“What information shall we withdraw from China?”

“Give me two points India!” (These last three were from a thing we did graphing country populations by the way)

“Specifically in the mountains.”

“I am driving, Maxime, do you understand?”

“He is doing minimum, it is food for thoughts.”

“He is also a jumper, will you share what you see in the other world?”

“Mr. G often goes tangentially.”

“Ellie chose and very wisely!”

“Ladies and gentlemen, our train is approaching, silence, tunnel, please, or else explosion.”

“Goat leg”

“I will now burst with my anger.”

“Mr. G is standing on his head now.”

“Homework is a bridge.”

“Anita was a fox and Basilio lost his money: golden bars.”

“I feed you, you are a shark and sharks are biting everything.”

“Thank you for stretching, maybe you have the right.”

“Your teacher is Mr. G, I know him.”

“Don’t be scared, but some of you didn’t learn and you are going to suffer.”

“You are the first representative of a younger generation.”

“I am not poisoning you.”

“I am entertaining you. It is the afternoon.”

“Look at their information, it’s terrible!”

“Where comes two? Oh! From the ceiling!”

“I made a mistake, wait, did I?”

“They forbid me to go to school, they say they will arrest me.” (During quarantine)

“Stop with attention span, whatever happened, don’t pay attention.”

“Go, go, go, go, go, go!”

“Anastasiya, did you learn your fingernails very nicely?”

“We are all working, I don’t know what republic you are.”

“No big goose.”

“Now we have geese in the water, looking something.”

“It’s not a pack of wolves, okay?”

“It’s called an undisciplined guy.”

“It came because we were catching all big fish”

“Algebra: without algebra there is nothing in life.”

“You are like fish”

“Your brain will grow like a cabbage”

“O.M.G. Our mutual goal”

“Tongue rolling attitude”

“A gebra named al”

 “Knowledge shouldn’t be soft”

“Hands up, how many hands do you have?” Max says, “10.” (We have a theory that he’s an alien, he’s also said things like “blonde eyed, blue haired”)

“Only happy people watch a clock, because they want to extend their happiness.”

“Relax, feel in my classroom, at home.”

“Someone is running water.”

“In U.S. you have freedom and liberty” (Mr. G is talking about not finding the discriminant before solving.)

“Bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, where is my bacon.”

“Alexa, turn off, Alexa will you turn off your music?” (Caused several other people’s Alexa’s to turn on over Google Meets)

“Dying, just relax guys, I’m not dying.”

“Tilda likes her boys like she likes her numbers, positive.”

“What’s up is here.”

CMC: “A score of 14 and over should be commended.”

Mr. G: “A score of 14 and over shouldn’t be commended in this classroom.”

(He told math team he expected us to get at least 26)

“Relley, you are number 7”

“Two minutes! It is too much time!”

“Sixth graders are like rabbits. They are always twitching, and each time you turn around there are more of them.”

“Only Mr. G can put flesh and blood into these skeletons.”

“In Ukraine, they call it the big bear, but here, you call it the big diaper.” (He meant the big dipper)

“Boo, did you do your homework?!” (We have a great recording of this one. We did it for our Spooky Room™ in advisory because his granddaughter is in my advisory)

“Sing the song!” (Then he ‘sings’ the quadratic formula on like one note)

“The textbook is your bible.”

“Shake your heads!”

“‘Good Morning!’ said Bilbo, ‘What do you mean?’ he said. ‘Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good one?’”

“Alessandra, you need a life.” (This was really odd for him to say a student shouldn’t just spend all their time on mathematics, a different teacher ran out of the room to tell people @ohnoimfangirlingagain)

“Tilda, you are good, not great, but good.”

“You are the best of the best.”

“You now owe me a Ritz box.”

“Any questions” -Mr. G, “Nope” -Student, “Okay, also not good because there should be questions”-Mr. G

“Like a magic wand.”

“Is anyone falling apart, is anyone under the table?”

“I can see behind the sofa, is anyone in the orchard, picking fruit?”

“Sending them out of the boundaries of the United States, oops out of the equation.”

“You are great specialist at this one.”

“Not president of the united states, but candidate for the equation”

“You are very good citizen of BPC school.”

“Guys tell me, difficult? Difficult in training or easy in battle taking test.”

“Extraneous root is like outside fish that we throw back to the sea because it is not the fish.” (One of my favorites. I’m making it bold so that it’s more visible)

“Relax, go under sofa or whatever is best place for you.”

“ZPP, not Zina.”

“Off we start”

“Alexa, I am not asking you, switch off, Alexa, Alexa, thank you.”

“Tangent tangent tangent secant secant secant secant tangent”

“You need to respond, it is why police respond.”

“Its been one minute, I will count one minute from our time.”

“He is doing simultaneously Step 1 and Step 2! I love you!”

*leaning in and whispering into the computer, so just one student will hear* ��Can you hear me? Psst can you hear me? Turn in your homework!”

“Gabby, open your face.”

“You have 9 minutes to relax.”

"Examples, they are clear? Good color?"

"Who is joining shout?"

“Everything: Mr. G is doing everything thoroughly, digging, digging, digging. Where is digging?”

“Coming to this minus, says, ‘Hello!’.”

“The secret is easy: you don't do any stupid things.”

“I will introduce the basic things, and skeleton.”

“Margaux, show me your face. I have forgot already in two months.”

“Drink coffee, oops, tea... talk to your dog... make your cat happy... keep energy up.”

"Just take in your bloodstream"

“Why are you running in orchard, picking wegetables.”

“In many countries. In Ukraine, we had Chernobyl and stay at home, in Africa, we had disease outbreak, no tvs. Now. I am good at distance learning.” (He’s from Ukraine and also taught in Africa)

“See they are asking you? Did you get four? If you didn’t get four, you have a problem?”

“I know, I know, but they are more mistakes here, they are playing tricks, they are wrong.”

“Grudge on you, very big grudge on you.”

“You see, I am covering.”

“Don’t jump to conclusion, good teams don’t jump to conclusion. Now jump to conclusion.”

Anastasiya “Play ocean sounds for one hour.” Mr. G “You have to go somewhere?”

Cole plays music, Mr. G says “Not funny.”

“Seventh grade are all five, five musketeers.”

“We are 15 already which means someone else is here”

“So far, I am boxing you.”

“Herrings are little fish that Russians love, not Ukranians.” 

“In Zambia there are potholes in the road. So I would fill them in with gravel. Now we are going to do that with your knowledge.”

“Cinderella had to get peas from sand. And she shook the blanket. Use BUCK.” (He often tells us to shake our heads)

“Please guys, open your faces.”

“You are like little red riding hood: lost.”

“To my surprise, it is time to start.”

“Now it is time to collect stones.”

“What will you do in Europe?”

“I don't like that it’s excluded, because 2 will feel excluded.”

“Infinite algebra 1”

“I am back to discuss with you our problems.”

“What is secret about? You are canceling.”

“It’s like I am merging to highway.”

“Welcome to Ukraine, my friends.”

“I have plans for you, but you will always change plans.”

“Wow, it’s attacking me from all sides! Zina in the kitchen...”

“It's like avalanche or cabbage growing, I hope paper cabbage is still growing full of your energy.”

“Be cute enough to see.”

“Give me volume! Volume, volume, volume, volume, volume!”

“I wasn’t running with you… you know, fast?”

“Three trees doesn’t make woods.” (But in Chinese two do, just saying)

“So far you are free.”

“Is there anyone falling apart, under the table, please come out. I see you.”

“What should I say now? That it is too much work, sorry.”

“The last is seesaw problem. I am joking, I don’t know if I will show you today seesaw.”

“And I will be watching you now.”

“Do you want to talk about life? We are talking about life.”

"Don't touch 7th graders, they are like a hive of bees, you never know, they will bite you."

“You are late for the date with Mr. G.”

“Someone wants to join, no.”

“Someone is just troubling us.”

“Someone is just breaking my computer.”

“There is no problem, it is my invention.” 

I will miss his class a lot.

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Taylor Swift, is officially making her comeback and the world is going CRAZY for it! The 27-year-old ‘Bad Blood’ singer went completely MIA before this, so we made it our mission to find out what had been going on. However, we were confident that Taylor was working on top secret projects; we were right! Tay-Tay fans, prepare yourselves for the neck chick set to rock the world! Let’s take a look.

“Ooh, look what you made me do!”

The mood for Taylor’s new music and identity has officially been set. We’re sensing some ‘edgy bad gal’ vibes and it’s about time for her to step away from her old Disney-like character, right? And of course, her album is called ‘Reputation’! Her brand new single, ‘Look What You Made Me Do’ is super catchy but she got caught up in a little bit of drama…

Firstly, she claims that the old Taylor is dead and can’t come to the phone right now which people are assuming is a dig at Kanye. This is because of their camera-recorded disputes regarding his Famous track with an allegedly unapproved lyric about Taylor.

Secondly, the chorus of her new single has thrown the world back into the 90s with Right Said Fred’s ‘I’m too sexy’. If you give both tunes a listen you’ll get it straight away. What do you think? Are you feeling her new stylish aesthetic… we sure are intrigued!

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She has also completely revamped her social media, more specifically Instagram with the promos for her new music. Exciting times, right?! We’ll keep you updated with what’s yet to come.

But what was she up to when she went MIA before her comeback?

Firstly, Taylor was holding concerts and performing all over the world for many months. In addition to this, her and Zayn Malik released a track back in February for Fifty Shades Darker. This actually became extremely popular as it was all you could hear on the radio!

We’re wondering if she may have also worked on even more music for the next year too. Did you know: the second and third films were actually recorded together? No matter what happens, this chick sure knows how to produce number one hits like there’s no tomorrow!

She’s an extremely busy girl and it’s no wonder because the amount of friends she has is crazy! A phone-book of A-listers and dreamy ex-lovers… we’d love to take a peek! Taylor has also shown us that she is a big supporter of the LGBT+ community!

In other words, we spotted her hanging out with YouTube sensation Todrick Hall and ‘Orange Is The New Black’ actress Uzo Aduba! She was supporting Todrick’s drag role in a musical and she performed with Uzo whilst on her tour.

Chill-out Time for Taylor

She was also spending her time hanging out with many of her fellow girlfriends whilst enjoying some time off. Lorde, Gigi Hadid, Selena Gomez, Blake Lively and Cara Delevigne are just some of the few famous faces we spotted her with. We wouldn’t mind trading places sometime soon, that’s for sure!

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Whether she took the time off to chill with family or enjoy the world’s nature we’re sure good things are yet to come. We predicted that this country-turned-pop princess would be finding a new style to make a big comeback and we’re slowly starting to see it now.

With money to burn and time to kill, maybe she’s also enjoying time with a new boyfriend; could he be the perfect man? Before we reveal the newest rumoured romance, check out this round up of her previous beaus…

Taylor’s Love Life: If he’s an ex, who comes next?

This crazy cat lady has had a few whirlwind romances in the past but is there still time for someone to melt her heart as much as her cats!?

1. Joe Jonas – One of her earliest relationships that unfortunately ended via an alleged phone call. Oops!

2. Taylor Lautner – This gorgeous pair met on the film set of Valentine’s Day in 2009. They were obviously much better off as friends!

3. John Mayer – This alternative American singer-songwriter and guitarist just wasn’t quite compatible enough with Miss Swift!

4. Jake Gyllenhaal – This blue-eyed hunk was a few years older but still couldn’t capture Taylor’s heart.

5. Harry Styles – Her most infamous relationship as of yet with the gorgeous former 1-D member. Did we hear someone say they are never ever getting back together, like ever?

6. Calvin Harris – This Scottish record producer was apparently #MajorlyJealous of her fame. She’s a female boss, an adorably cute one, but she knows what she’s doing!

7. Tom Hiddleston – Finally, the most recent breakup. Once again, a guy that couldn’t quite handle Taylor’s popularity!

The Results: Who came out on top?

Having reminisced on her previous unfortunate failures in the love department, it’s time to get back to reality. Drumroll, please… Taylor’s rumoured current new boyfriend is Joe Alwyn. The 26-year-old British actor has definitely caught her attention as we spotted them having a cheeky coffee on the balcony on one of her lavish homes.

With this being her newest ‘relationship’, there have been reports of her strutting around North London (where she rents an apartment) in a wig to disguise herself! The life she has built for herself is incredible and she deserves to enjoy it peacefully when she can.

Maybe he could have been the inspiration for her new style, we have a feeling there is something special about him.

Fame & Fortune: Just how much is Taylor really worth?

Last year, she topped Forbes’ Celebrity 100 list with a reported earning of $170 million! We know, it’s hard to get your head around but this girl is incredibly successful and knows how to make a buck or two! When earning this amount of money, some would struggle with what to do with it. Well, Taylor is at the top of her game as she has invested in buying multiple properties all over the world!

That’s right! This beauty owns homes in Beverly Hills, Rhode Island, New York City and Nashville. From $17 million mansions to $40,000-a-month apartments, she sure is living one breathtaking life.

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Taylor Swift is always at the top of her game and we are #PowerCrushing on her 100%! In addition to this, she recently won a sexual assault case against a DJ which is just something else to add to her female boss status. Whats more is that this stunning young idol who teaches young girls to go after their dreams!

Cr: Instagram @taylorswift Cr: Instagram @joealwyn1989 Cr: Business Insider Cr: Daily Mail

Taylor Swift: Her Insta-Revamp, New Secret Boyfriend & Making More Music Taylor Swift, is officially making her comeback and the world is going CRAZY for it! The 27-year-old 'Bad Blood' singer went completely MIA before this, so we made it our mission to find out what had been going on.