#profits cannot increase exponentially every fucking quarter yo
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Oh? What's that you say? There might NOT be a rise in retail theft, so much as there's been a rise in self-checkouts leading to scanning and pricing errors, or even just mistakes where people forget shit is in their cart and walk out?
HUH. IMAGINE THAT. But no, definitely go with the one where it's lawless pirates raiding the fucking Walmart, not Walmart refusing to pay a human being to work the checkouts.
#pretty sure this was one of the machines we were meant to be raging against#and i say that as someone who would rather go through a blissfully unmanned self check because it's less awkward#the problem with making every business dependent upon shareholder approval is soooo fucking apparent right now#as grocery stores and big boxes report 30-40% upticks in profits but claim prices are higher because inflation#profits cannot increase exponentially every fucking quarter yo
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