#prof fukushu

[fukushublog]

based? based on what?

[fukushublog]

we got a petition going right here, please for the love of sinnoh almighty sign and reblog.  i’m so fucking tired of this shit.

((OOC:  So this is a lead-up to the first arc event!  How is this gonna be done?))

((This is based on likes!  Based on how many likes this post gets by the end of July 18th, 2023, this’ll determine the stakes level of the event starting in early August.  Greater than 100, the Paldean government finally gives the legal thumbs’ up and provides some funding, giving a relatively smooth ride and making this low/drama stakes.  Less than 100, but greater than 50, the Paldean government still gives the approval, but we’re on our own in terms of building everything up, making this medium stakes.  And less than 50, no approval, but wanting to do something, we ourselves commit crime in an attempt to make Area Zero just a bit safer, making it high stakes.))

((Why is this based on likes, and not reblogs or total notes?  I want to simulate what spreading around a petition on Tumblr is.  You can reblog as many times as you want, but you can only sign it once!  Maybe a couple of times if you go out of your way to do so with alternate accounts or VPN.))

[fukushublog]

asking other sapient pokemon to be normal about humanity for five seconds, please and thank you.

[fukushublog]

FREEDOM

good news and bad news

good news is that she agreed the paldean government should start handing out more permits to enter area zero, esp with my ideas to actually help keep intruders OUT.

the bad news? the funding is gonna be fucking pitiful. chances are we might need to pay out of pocket. but that comes with the upside that outside the need for permits the area zero division can be mostly independent.

i need to treat myself after an HOURS LONG meeting.

[fukushublog]

2023 bingo. good luck soldiers

[fukushublog]

please don't tell me all these purple hair kids ALSO used a fucking master ball.

[fukushublog]

seeing the subway master go up to the grooms with a lil Sneasel crying and waddling along in a baby leash is the best thing ever

if you wanna know what Sneasel is saying it’s just whining about the leash like a human toddler

[fukushublog]

Hello! I was told that you needed help dealing with an evil plate?

-@bird-of-all-trades

YES CAN YOU PLEASE GET THIS PLATE AND MY ANCESTORS TO FUCK OFF

[fukushublog]

Took months of procrastination but I finally finished this. For bitches like me who wanna make a gymsona but are fuckin indecisive. An in-depth look at what Pokemon Type you should train

[fukushublog]

you know, between this shadow pokemon shit, team winter, and team sunbeam

did humanity really improve that much since hisuian times?

back then, people were just fucking scared out of their minds of pokemon, but here we are in the modern day.  pokemon being treated as weapons, tools, things to hunt for fun.  profit.  test subjects.  something to get a kick from just out of their suffering.

i’m starting to think humanity got worse.

[fukushublog]

the end of the world is coming. please please please. spare my son.

THIS IS ALL YOU ASSHOLE’S FUCKING FAULTS. you could’ve complied at ANY fucking time! but NOOOOOOOO you don’t wanna “send the wrong message” and did jack shit because they MIGHT not stop.

fuck all of you and get banished by sinnoh almighty.

[fukushublog]

wow arceus is kinda an ass.

[fukushublog]

scientific paper submission process

photos of area zero

groovyle docs

groovyle sheets

cptsd symptoms

cptsd symptoms in children

pokemon safe anti-depressants

scientific name of phanpy

scientific name of donphan

what font to use for a scientific paper

angry pidgey racing

//OOC: If you see this post, reblog with your character’s web search history!

For fun, for plot development, for whatever! Reveal their dark internet secrets (or addiction to cute Espurr wearing hats) for everyone to see!

[fukushublog]

i'm not an eeby deeby but like. can these anons fuck off from bothering eeby deebies for ten minutes.

[fukushublog]

where the fuck are these legendary eggs coming from.

is there a fucking.  illegal legendary breeding mill now or something.

[fukushublog]

(@goldenrodchef) Uh. Hi. Um. So you're a Zoroark? That's correct? Um. Do you have any tips for dealing with fur? -Gen

know all the techniques for dealing with shit that can get stuck in it. vegetable oil to get paint out, using peanut butter to get rid of stuck gum, etc etc. groovyle is your friend.