#product of a general trend in our society but yknow.
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the proliferation of ads on every major language app (many of which are copies of each other, too) is so annoying and sad. they all have the same marketing tactic. here's a pop-up for premium when you open the app. here's a little ever-present reminder of our premium sale (with a timer) on the top/bottom of the screen. here's a tab to subscribe. here's a timed ad for our premium service after your lesson. did you remember you can pay to get rid of our ads that weren't there a few years ago? don't you hate time watching these pesky ads instead of language learning? don't you know learners with premium are 40x more likely to finish their course bc they aren't constantly bombarded with ads? do you want premium? it's 60% off! it's 90% off! limited time offer! want to review the words you got wrong in your lesson? try premium! want to practice your listening skills exclusively? you guessed it. pay us! tired of our advertising? go onto another app and get the same thing. you'll come back to us, don't worry. you will pay or you will quit or you will push through but you won't escape our subscription service. want to pay for a 10 year subscription? it breaks down to $1.39 per month! it's cheaper to buy a yearly subscription upfront than pay per month, silly. we're going to highlight this deal in green so you will know you should definitely not miss out on this amazing offer! save now! pay now. pay forever
#langblr#i am losing my mind . lmfao#language learning#atu.txt#product of a general trend in our society but yknow.#poob has it for you etc
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