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diftongi · 5 years ago

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1-150 :D

U little bitch again :D here u go!

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?

This is so hard to explain when i don't want to use names without explanation. That one person i dated for a little while 1,5 years ago and who started talking to me again recently

2. Are you outgoing or shy?

Shy with new people

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?

My bestie is coming home tomorrow!!!! I'm so excited

4. Are you easy to get along with?

Yeah i guess?

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?

Who do i even like

6. What kind of people are you attracted to?

Girls who look like boys

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?

Well it would be a fucking miracle. But no

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?

Dude i'm gay

9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?

Sometimes, usually no

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

Idkkk probs the same person than in question 1

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?

"ei haittaa" ("it's okay")

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

According to last.fm they are vuonna nolla, planeetat, hullu exä and päällekkäin by ida paul ja kalle lindroth and adore you by harry styles

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?

YES

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?

15. What good thing happened this summer?

I met this person and we had a nice time and fell in love and it was nice while it lasted

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

Yes

17. Do you think there is life on other planets?

Yes

18. Do you still talk to your first crush?

19. Do you like bubble baths?

Yes

20. Do you like your neighbors?

I don't know them so idk

21. What are you bad habits?

Smoking, junk food

22. Where would you like to travel?

Norway

23. Do you have trust issues?

Oh do i

24. Favorite part of your daily routine?

Breakfast. I love breakfast

25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?

Everything that usually is under underwear

26. What do you do when you wake up?

Open my eyes? I'm usually on my phone for a while and then i eat breakfast

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?

It's fine at is it

28. Who are you most comfortable around?

A few friends

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?

30. Do you ever want to get married?

Yes

31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?

Yes

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?

Oh gosh. I don't think i'd want to have threesome with celebrities

33. Spell your name with your chin.

A. H that went well

34. Do you play sports? What sports?

Ballet is a sport!! Dancing is a sport right? I dance 6 hours a week (ballet, jazz, lyrical and contemporary) and also do some aerial yoga

35. Would you rather live without TV or music?

Tough one because music is really the most important thing for me but i watch tv like 50% of my time. Maybe still tv

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?

37. What do you say during awkward silences?

I usually just make weird noises

38. Describe your dream girl/guy?

Soft and communicative and respectful, loves the drama as much as i do but we would find a healthy way to use my longing for endless drama and unlearn our toxic patterns together and live happily ever after

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?

Sportwear shops i guess

40. What do you want to do after high school?

Bitch i'm graduating from university like next month. I'm going to be a master of arts!!! Think about that

41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?

Ye i usually give like 50 until i'm done

42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?

That i'm sad and u should ask me at least ten times if i'm okay until i will tell u what's wrong with me this time. Or i can just be tired. Have fun trying to figure out which one

43. Do you smile at strangers?

Ye sometimes

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?

Outer space

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?

Breakfast. I love breakfast

46. What are you paranoid about?

That i will end up all alone and no one loves me

47. Have you ever been high?

Nah

48. Have you ever been drunk?

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?

Nah

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?

Grey

51. Ever wished you were someone else?

Yes

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?

Bpd

53. Favourite makeup brand?

Idk

54. Favourite store?

I don't know i really don't shop that much

55. Favourite blog?

I don't know this one either i'm so boring

56. Favourite colour?

Indigo blue

57. Favourite food?

Junk food

58. Last thing you ate?

Quesadillas

59. First thing you ate this morning?

Cashews

60. Ever won a competition? For what?

I think i won a writing competition when i was a teenager? Or maybe i was second i can't remember

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?

62. Been arrested? For what?

63. Ever been in love?

Yes

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?

It was with my first girlfriend, she just grabbed my head and kissed me and it was over in a second because she giggled so much

65. Are you hungry right now?

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?

67. Facebook or Twitter?

68. Twitter or Tumblr?

Tumblr

69. Are you watching tv right now?

70. Names of your bestfriends?

Sara, Mandi, Jonna

71. Craving something? What?

Not really

72. What colour are your towels?

Red, pink and purple

72. How many pillows do you sleep with?

Two, i hug the other one

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

No i sleep with a real one

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?

Like three?

75. Favourite animal?

My cat

76. What colour is your underwear?

Black

77. Chocolate or Vanilla?

Chocolate

78. Favourite ice cream flavour?

Chocolate

79. What colour shirt are you wearing?

Green

80. What colour pants?

None

81. Favourite tv show?

The OA, gossip girl, crazy ex-girlfriend etc

82. Favourite movie?

Gone girl, tangled

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?

The first one obviously

84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?

Mean Girls

85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?

That amanda seyfried one

86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?

I don't knooow

87. First person you talked to today?

Same as the question 1

88. Last person you talked to today?

Same as the question 1

89. Name a person you hate?

No it would be mean

90. Name a person you love?

Sara 🥰

91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?

Hahaha kinda

92. In a fight with someone?

Kinda

93. How many sweatpants do you have?

Three

94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?

So many

95. Last movie you watched?

Tell it to the bees. It was good!

96. Favourite actress?

Idk

97. Favourite actor?

Idk

98. Do you tan a lot?

Not at all

99. Have any pets?

Yes, one cat

100. How are you feeling?

Fine

101. Do you type fast?

Yes

102. Do you regret anything from your past?

So much

103. Can you spell well?

Yes

104. Do you miss anyone from your past?

Yes

105. Ever been to a bonfire party?

No :(

106. Ever broken someone’s heart?

Ye i guess

107. Have you ever been on a horse?

108. What should you be doing?

Sleeping

109. Is something irritating you right now?

Nah

110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?

Yes

111. Do you have trust issues?

Do i :D

112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?

My ex i guess

113. What was your childhood nickname?

Anni apina, Anni avaruusapina, ankka, ankkalinna

114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?

115. Do you play the Wii?

116. Are you listening to music right now?

117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?

118. Do you like Chinese food?

119. Favourite book?

Metsänpimeä by siri kolu

120. Are you afraid of the dark?

Not anymore!!! It's amazing because i used to be sooo scared to sleep alone in the dark

121. Are you mean?

Yes

122. Is cheating ever okay?

The fuck no

So apparently there is a limit how long a post can be so i will make a text post with the rest!

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punkscowardschampions · 6 years ago

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Carly & Ali

Carly: last nite was good of you Carly: saying thanks cuz i read my text from last nite & it was Carly: I cudnt read it k thats facts Ali: nah, don't mention it, no bitch left behind Ali: plus, I know the cunt doing the ditching, been there, like Ali: was trying to translate but yeah, you were pretty fucked 😂 Ali: how you feeling this am? 💚 Carly: yea? hes not that bad Carly: im a slag like he said tbh Carly: feeling like i had a decent nite all things considered Carly: you? Ali: Gurl, yes he is and no you ain't! Ali: Probably Ali: Who cares if you are, he is, and the rest Ali: I dated him for a bit, so there's no shady, tryna steal your man on the sly going on, don't worry Ali: much the same, my head feels like someone took my eyes out and shoved 'em up my arse, you know? Ali: standard sunday vibes Carly: aw you're sweet but it's no diss on me Carly: like ive cheated on him a few times Carly: but he does it too you're right w that Carly: hes a good fuck when he's not too wasted tho which you kno if you got it too Carly: you're single now tho? Carly: can have him back if you want Ali: Fair play Ali: why not call it open and call it a day? Ali: Probs 'cos he likes fighting as much as he likes fucking Ali: Meh, yeah, was passable, gotta have some reason to keep him around, like Ali: Nah, going out with the girl that drove us back Ali: Remember? Dark hair, angry Carly: yea Carly: you know Carly: shit my bad Carly: she was scary is what i've got in my head Carly: idk my head is sketch cant trust it Ali: That's a fair assessment, I reckon Ali: She wouldn't hate it either so you good 😉 Carly: pretty tho Carly: call it a trade up Ali: Yeah, she's cute Ali: you need any more of the night filling in lemme know, I'll do my best Ali: it was pretty standard though, nothing too wild Carly: no faking it w her cuz shes too drunk Carly: designated driver be like Carly: last i see i was getting with his friend lowkey and he went off about it im blank from then Ali: its a fucking gay crime to ever fake it, no matter what Ali: I can get behind that one tho, not got the time or energy tbh Ali: yeah i think him and his friend then got in a scrap and then they left Ali: bros before hoes mentality hardcore, like idk, have fun jerking each other off then, if that's ur vibe boys Carly: k that sounds legit from what i caught on his socials Carly: didnt upload the circle jerk bless Carly: gay crimes must of been committed Ali: sad face Ali: coulda spat on his back Ali: protip Carly: ill let him know when he texts me later Carly: how did you kno where i live? state of me Carly: sorry to drag you this way Ali: plottwist, i'm a massive stalker with bad intentions Ali: I truly don't know, but I'll tell Lene she should be a cabbie 'cos she managed and I don't think we got any puke in her car Carly: k big lesbian crush on me yea Carly: ioher lots Carly: stealing her girl and wrecking her car in one Ali: Naturally, you cute Ali: I'll give you her number if you like, or just pass along the thanks and soz Carly: awh you're cuter Carly: probs still drunk tho Carly: giving me those kind words Carly: you handle the now ex if you love me Ali: Hahaha, he'd LOVE that Ali: ghosts of gf past Ali: Let me and I'll love you forever Carly: go for it Ali: let's see if I've still got his number Ali: this contact list is a minefield of mistakes but the real embarrassment would be getting them muddled up, fo'shame! Carly: i can give it Carly: used it more recently than you Carly: up there at my top Ali: won't be tellin' him that Ali: don't need the ego boost Ali: but tah Carly: makes it more fun to fuck him over if you praise him first Carly: but maybe thats me Ali: like a shit sandwich Ali: I get it Carly: hungry for anything but that rn Carly: [Sends the number tho] Ali: wanna come for brunch Ali: now you are newly gay Ali: that's what they do, fucking sex in the city up in dis bitch Carly: yea? weird Carly: not what i thought Carly: awh first date tho Ali: forreal, even the butch ones, don't let 'em fool you, its all fancy fucking eggs and screwdrivers by 11am Ali: you call 'em mimosas tho, gotta pretend you're being classy Carly: wtf is a screwdriver Ali: Babe! Ali: Vodka and orange juice Carly: i call it that Carly: gays and their labels Ali: save it for the rant sesh honey Ali: love you talking about how men ain't shit as well Carly: thats the ones i fuck Carly: cant be bringing no poshos to a caravan Ali: Posh boys are only good for the money anyway, I'm sure Ali: not finding any in 24 like regardless Carly: not gonna find out if they do drive by now im a lesbian wife Carly: sorry lads Ali: they had their chance Ali: unlucky boys Carly: should prob tell me your name again if im taking it Ali: Ruins the mystery a bit but alright Ali: Its Ali Ali: Ali McKenna if we're being formal Carly: k you've got the hot brothers Carly: makes sense Ali: 🤔 Ali: I think you're thinking of someone else, babe Carly: not trying to have our first fight but you coulda told me before we got hitched, bitch Carly: you're still hot tho don't be sad Ali: so you could run off with one of my brothers? i think not Ali: unless you meant Tommy 'cos he's very single but that's unlikely because he's never here Ali: stuck with me for now, hoe 😘 Carly: a slag like me could do worse Carly: has Ali: bitch, same Ali: we can compare notes, see how many regrets we got in common Carly: yea Carly: doing it Ali: Good, save it for brunch 'cos I'm coming forreal Ali: we don't have to deal with a gaggle of gossiping gays tho, bring you a maccies breakfast? Carly: k Carly: be fun Carly: you are from what i remember Ali: I like that Ali: No bullshit Ali: Imma start all interactions like be fun please or I'm out Ali: ✌ bringing the fun and the bacon babe Carly: you're not bringing your gf are you Ali: Nah, how awkward, meet the missus, honey Carly: like there's usually a lad in my trio sorry Carly: still learning this lesbian life Ali: oh, are you bi legit? Ali: she's way too jealous for threesomes, you're good Carly: nah i just know what lads want Ali: Oh gurl Ali: that's why Lene ain't coming Ali: the lecture you're avoiding Carly: idc Carly: youre my wife now bitch Ali: 💍💍 Ali: Productive morning, if I do say so myself Ali: and we're hanging, fuck with us Carly: good influence of you cuz i havent done fuck all this week Ali: Hard work being a bi icon, babe Ali: wait 'til I get you on the yoga hype Carly: wtf Carly: is that a joke Ali: nah, I've already done half an hour this morning Carly: bitch i had my fingers crossed you mistyped yogurt Carly: i love you but its a no Ali: 😂 lets be really into yogurt, not fancy stuff, like fucking froobs Carly: phallic Carly: slurping on my dick shaped yogurt Ali: exactly Ali: what do men love more than a representation of their genitals shoved in your mouth? nothing, is the answer, bar the real thing Ali: so seductive Carly: they don't like food in bed tho, but maybe thats my technique Carly: thinking you could use whatever Carly: k just gonna dump this curry out yea bear with Ali: spicy Ali: imagine the yeast infection you'd get from a fromage frais Carly: like sorry but if i can handle cum in my eye you can deal with some saag aloo boy Carly: googling those symptoms would be a laff tho Ali: ugh, now i want indian Carly: date 2, babe Ali: 😍 Ali: this is all moving so fast Ali: 'bout it Carly: thats all i kno about lesbians k Ali: Its so true Ali: Can confirm Carly: is your gf gonna be mad that im flirting with you Carly: cuz im scrappy but she's scary Ali: 😂 Ali: Probably but when I tell her you're straight she'll have to chill Ali: yeah, we're married BUT SHE'S STRAIGHT, BABE Carly: can't tell her how many girls ive fucked cuz i dont remember Carly: convenient Ali: Best keep that on the DL, yeah Ali: like your blatant gay feelings for me Carly: k Carly: been a secret before no big Ali: Awh babe, ain't nothing dirty about this Ali: I shall tell the world Carly: you're sweet Ali: Probably not if you still wanna be getting that D but you know, noblest intentions, like Carly: im over it Carly: go off Ali: when your pussy's the cure Ali: how can I be humble now? 😏 Carly: dont be Carly: proud slags who fucking love froobs Carly: its a mood Ali: that is a whole ass mood Ali: put it on a t-shirt, babe Carly: earn some bread for my table Ali: solid business plan Ali: we can't be the only ones Carly: independent women who don't need no dick Carly: anymore Ali: hell yeah! Ali: unless that dick wanna pay the bills, in which case we'll let 'em Ali: so we can get more froobs Carly: point Ali: oh no, someone put a pic of Molly Briggs vomming on Insta Ali: 1. gross 2. who hasn't been there, poor bitch Carly: sad Carly: hope she's alright Ali: I'd ask but don't really know her and her phone must already be blowing up Ali: plus she threw a netball right in my face once and I don't forget, bitch Ali: jk, I'll just report the pic 😂 Carly: they all call me a whore cba to keep track of which mollys or other bitches Ali: She is a bit of a bitch, ain't gonna sugarcoat it so probably Ali: not saying Karmas real but posted on that friggin' TallaghtSlags page so 🤷 Ali: grab a froob, darling Carly: her name makes me wanna party with her dad but thats as far as im fucking with that family Carly: or mum i dont know who picked it like Ali: Init, proper old skool ravers, obvs Ali: think I'm out of eccies, sadly Ali: last night depleted me Carly: Watch me call my son Bennie cos I got anxiety, baby Ali: Cute tho, whole medicine cabinet of babies Carly: why not im married now Ali: We'll get on that, date 3, like Carly: where you taking me? Ali: up the wheyyyyyyyyyy Ali: well, we had brunch, indian, obvs we're fat bitches Ali: get on that chinese buffet life Carly: you can get on your yoga mat tho Carly: im fucked Carly: letting myself go so soon my bad Ali: Please, you're perfect Ali: I'll have all the kids if you want Carly: blushing is what i am Carly: how many you want? Ali: how many people names are there for drugs? molly bennie mandy charlie umm Ali: and our preachy child, frank Carly: ha Carly: tina that's one Ali: Ooh, yes, a gay icon Carly: billy, bud our weak child, cosmic kelly who's gonna have to style that out Ali: oh kelly, I hope you have the personality to match or we've really fucked you over there, soz babe Carly: can't forget dimitri, lucy or mandy Carly: sweet sweet mary joy Ali: My fanny hurts just thinking about it Carly: christine and tina are obvs twins thats a relief Carly: how manys that? Ali: 13 Ali: Unlucky for some but my actual lucky number! Ali: Fated Carly: ha Carly: it's love and keeps being proven Ali: can't fight what's clearly so right Carly: true Ali: you want a milkshake Ali: i'm having one Carly: yea Carly: strawberry Ali: 'cos u so sweet 💚 Carly: awww Ali: I shall be right there, with brunch fit for a pair of proud slags Carly: k Carly: my parents arent here no need to break the news of wedded bliss Ali: Would be a weird first impression but I could rock it Ali: new fave in-law? I think so Carly: yea Carly: cant fight fate like Carly: been said Ali: forreal, catch me outside if you got something to say, lads Ali: alone time with the bae is always good tho Carly: you kno Carly: love you bitch Ali: love ya 😘

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