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As soon as you think “maybe I can get up early and just finish it tomorrow” you’ve already lost
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when i was a kid i thought herpes was a greek god
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If you scrollin and you happen to catch this, just know you’re a poppin ass individual and you’re way too great to deal with anybody bullshit.
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A man and his wife are walking down the street when the wife turns to her husband and says “honey, I think it’s snowing” the man looks back at her and says “no it’s raining.” To settle the debate between the two they ask the friendly redcoat standing at the end of the street. The redcoat, Rudolph tells them that it is in fact raining. The husband turns to his wife and says “see, Rudolph the red knows rain dear.”
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I hope our daughters are born with so much fire in their souls, they could put volcanoes and stars to shame.
Nikita Gill, Girls Made of Fire (via wordsnquotes)
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“what’s that supposed to mean?” -every male who saw me today
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