#probs Jake gyllenhaal then

[cynical-things]

What if you met your favorite actor. But they had bad breathe ? Lmao

Idk hopefully have some gum on me and offer it to them lmao

[turnipoddity]

your peter hereditary looks spot on tbh! I probs wouldn't have recognised donnie but like I feel like jake gyllenhaal is soooo hard to draw.....

SO REAL i spent longer time working on donnie’s face like how the fuck do i capture his likeliness in side profile… GOD

[yeahiwasintheshit]

Watched for the first time last night, denis villaneuve’s 2013 movie ‘prisoners’ and I really liked about 85-95% of it. it almost immediately caught me in its tension and atmosphere, and didnt let go for almost the entire 2 hrs and 45 mins. at about the hour and a half mark i was like how long is this movie (in a good way) and paused it and realized i had another hour+ left, and was relieved cause there was so much more to the story. and as much as i really loved the performances, and there were so many pretty big names (jake gyllenhaal, hugh jackman, paul dano, terrence howard, and way too small a role for viola davis) it didnt exactly stick the landing... id give the ending a 6, while the rest of the movie was easily a 9. there is a lot going on, like this one crime happened over here and you gotta remember it, and it eventually ties to this other crime over there, another thing is happening over here, and the story was juggling a bunch of stories, which can always be compelling. because they are obviously showing you all of this for a reason, and youre trying to put it all together, with the little clues they are giving you. i caught some of the clues early, and was right at the end, but some i didnt and was surprised in a good way, which always makes a movie satisfying. i pretty much was with it for the whole movie the whole way thru, but it kinda botched some of the threads at the end, some were kinda messy and didnt exactly make sense, some were satisfying and unexpected, but tbh the last shot was pretty dumb (this might be a spoiler, but you realize how big a star hugh jackman was in 2013, cause at the very last scene, in reality what happens to his character would absolutely not happen, but because its hugh jackman and the actor's clout it felt like they prob changed the story for his character - i could be wrong, but that last scene was kind of an eye roll) the movie also looked really good, shot really well, denis is really a master at what he does. it all created such a great mood for this story. i didnt read anything about this story before i watched, all i knew was the title, so because of that, just about every frame in the beginning and the score and mood i immediately was on edge and was anticipating what was going to go on before any part of the real story happens. i had no idea, and i think that helped. so id recommend going in as blind as possible, and letting the movie take you where its going. have no expectations. i think id watch it again, just to see what i maybe missed in some of the parts where it didnt make sense to me. and maybe that will make it better, idk. but i enjoyed the movie.

also one funny part that isnt the movies fault, but someone says to paul dano's character something like 'why all the riddles?' and since he became the riddler in the batman movie almost a decade later, it made me chuckle. lol

[lingy910y]

Weekly Tag Wednesday - Firsts!

tagged by @mybrainismelted, @energievie, @deedala, and @creepkinginc 💘

name: ling

age: 17 (you see, this will explain my following answers)

first pet? turtles, i’ve talked abt them before. but idk if i’ve had fishes before them

first word? mama i’m pretty sure

first celebrity crush? i can’t remember…prob jake gyllenhaal?

first irl crush? this guy in 1st grade, we were friends but we joked abt marrying each other?? then in 5th grade he was dating another girl and the three of us were joking abt it (if you count 5th grade relationships as relationships) but i don’t think i even liked him 🤔 there was another guy in 2nd grade but it got awkward when my then best friend promised me her chip bag if i told her who i had a crush on and swore she won’t tell anyone but then told him right after 💀

first kiss? none

first car? none

first apartment/house/dorm/whatever away from your parents? none

first time on a plane? when i was less than a year old and going to china to live with my grandparents

first cellphone? the iphone 7 i’m typing on rn, i got it 4 years ago

first concert? none

first foreign country you visited? china

first sport you ever played? in terms of professional sports none

first career aspiration? an author and i still wanna be one

and finally…tell me about the first time you wrote/drew/created whatever something that made you think “wow.” in sunday art class, a color pencil drawing of a town by the sea

tagging @michellemisfit, @mmmichyyy, @lupeloto, @heymrspatel, @iansw0rld, @doshiart & @blue-disco-lights *super boop + evil boop combo*

[sanguinewolves]

MR GUY WHAT MOVIE WERE YOU POSTING ABOUT BEFORE

I was scrolling and I am SO curious

i’ve been posting abt a couple movies lately but im assuming you mean highway., its so good. watch it. its got twinky weirdo jake gyllenhaal n his homoerotic subtext boybestfriend jared leto taking a road trip. its very gay n kind of objectively not great but like in a fun way n nobody has seen it ever which is honestly a crime n the woman love interest is named cassie which is great i love when i can turn something into a spn reference. if you watch it btw youre gonna wanna look for it as highway 2002 probs bc i think there r like 5 movies called highway. its so beautiful please watch it . pls

[fearsomeandwretched]

Joe Alwyn, Joe Jonas, Jake Gyllenhaal

This is so difficult not bc I'm so attracted to all of them, but because I know so much random lore about all three of them that there's so many factors to consider lol like I think Jake G is probs hottest but I've heard he doesn't really bathe?? And I think that Joe Jonas is also pretty cute, but then with all this Sophie stuff he seems like a trash bag soooo

Fuck Jake G Marry Joe Alwyn Kill Joe Jonas

[correctopinionhaver]

It was a joooooke. I’m sorry. I didn’t know you had such unfettered rage towards Jake Gyllenhaal. You should prob talk to someone about that

jake gyllenhaal killed my nana

[selfinflictedgunshotwound]

my obsessive crushes over the years:

- sonic the hedgehog (i was 4/5)

- capndesdes (i was 11 - ik he's a creep)

- tobuscus (i was 12 - ik he's a creep)

- dean supernatural/jensen ackles (13-15)

- jake gyllenhaal (14 or 15 idr)

- michael from 5sos (15)

- kim taehyung (16-18)

- kim yugyeom (18-21)

- buncha other kpop dudes in there tbh (16-21)

- claude von riegan (19-23)

- seteth (19-20)

- beelzebub from obey me (21)

- jerma (22-23)

- junkrat *NEW* (23)

prob missed a few but yea. in between all of these i had crushes on irl ppl but i think this displays a startling trend about me

[bisexuallsokka]

[possum-tooth]

hellooooooo gay people in my phone <3 how r we feeling tknight i love yo uall <3

[foreverfearlessred]

Don't tag hate on jake gyllenhaal tag, please.

Who’s hating, Anon? Who’s hating? A bitch is just saying he’s freaking out rn... and will be until November 19th...

[sebiyaki]

isn't he just adorable.

[athenadcvell]

Tom has an "I Stan Jake Gyllenhaal" hat and this is the BEST thing I have learned all year

[dreamboatdriver]

way back in the first month of us working together, my team was trying to bond or whatever and talking about our favorite actors and the colleague who hates me mentioned a bunch of basic white boys that I don’t even remember and then she said jason momoa because “he’s sexy” and in trying to make conversation, I asked if she was planning to watch him on snl that weekend and she looked at me like I had three heads, like that was truly the dumbest motherfucking question she’d ever heard, before saying no in the most disgusted way.

[desdinovas]

who the fuck is zendaya we stan this trio

[skiplo-wave]

Velvet buzzsaw was ??? movie. I think I understand the message but execution was not good. Not sure if it was a satire or horror movie. Everyone tired I guess, and Jake was fine. 4/10