#probablyin bed

[probablyin-bed]

Sweet as Candy

Happy Halloween!!! Here's a little blurb inspired by a conversation I had with my friends.

cw: none really!! some halloween domesticity w eddie. Maybe some suggestive stuff.

18+ pls!!! MDNI

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"Eddie! You're not even trying to make the candy last!" You scolded as you watch him give another fistful of candy to a trick or treater. Ever a generous man.

"Babe, she was cute. She deserved way more than two pieces for that princess leia costume, " You tilt your head so you can see the little girl walking away, showing off all the candy she just got to her parents. She was pretty cute, she wore the long white dress and had her hair styled into the signature leia buns.

"Besides we should be getting way more than 5 bags of candy, I refuse to be a 2 piece household." Eddie had been very adamant about this since the first group of kids showed. But, It was only two hours later and you were just about to finish off the fourth bag.

"5 bags should've lasted us way longer than two hours baby. S'all i'm saying."

"7 bag minimum next year. The kids will know to come back to this house because of how much candy they get. Just watch."

"Yeah, but maybe if you didn't use both hands to scoop the candy maybe 5 would be enough."

"These hands are doing the lords work in the eyes of those kids, sweetheart." He holds up his hands as if to show you proof, never losing his dramatic flair after all these years.

"M'thinking your hands are too big." You tease with a slight shake in your head. As you turn away from him to get the last jumbo-sized bag of candy, you don't catch that famous glint in your husband's eye.

He shuts the front door to your newly purchased home and creeps up behind you. You're oblivious to his scheming until you feel those big hands grab your sides and pull you into his chest.

"You mean these hands?" His voice dropping into that low tone he knows will turn your legs to jelly. His hold on you never falters as his hands roam up and down your sides, along your hips and around to your tummy. Your head falls back to his shoulder and your eyes flutter shut.

"Yeah. Those hands." The words come out of you light and airy. The attention making your brain get all fuzzy, you can't help but to melt into his touch. His lips find that spot on your neck and he leaves a few loaded kisses as he hums in acknowledgment. You get lost in the moment and forget where you are, what you're doing. It's all just Eddie Eddie Eddie.

You wish you could stay this way forever, blind to the world around you. Just him and you, happy and at peace in each others hold. The bliss doesn't last nearly long enough before the assault on your doorbell fills the quiet.

You can't help but let out a small whine. You want to stomp your feet and throw a fit until he just takes you to bed but you know he's been looking forward to handing out candy to the local kids. It was one of the first things he said when you moved in. You couldn't be selfish and ask him to call it quits for the night.

Eddie hesitates though, his grip loosened and head turned in the direction of the door where all the kids are waiting. You expected him to leave you high and dry, but you could never hold that against him. He pulls you back into him one last time to whisper into your ear. You have try to hold in your laughter when you feel his warm breath on your neck and the physical affect your little moment you just shared had on him.

"Baby."

"Yes Eddie?"

"Do you think we can just put the rest of the candy in a bowl and call it a night?"

"Please."

"I'll be right back."

With a smack of a kiss to your cheek, he's off to find that damn bowl.

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ty for reading :)))

[hellfiremunsonn]

bday twin! happy birthday!!!!

omg!!! happy birthday babe!!!!!!!!!

[ghost-proofbaby]

having my name be nicole and reading mordor is so funny to me. im just playing all the parts !

it’s a one-woman show and you’re the star, baby !

[userchai]

the new theme 😍

Thank you honey! 🥹🖤

[melodymunson]

happy birthday!!!!🥳

Thank you Nicole! 😎

[annab-nana]

when i was writing this, i low key wanted to try it

being teased about their weird cravings during pregnancy with Eddie🥺 he would give you so much shit for some of the things you wanted

he so would and he'd do it while getting you exactly what you wanted too

warnings: not proofread, pregnant!reader, use of pet names (sweetcheeks, sweetheart)

❀ masterlist ❀

"you're a weirdo, you know that, right?" eddie told you as he pulled the brownies out of the oven.

you scoffed, tossing another dorito in your mouth. "i know you of all people are not calling me a weirdo right now."

from where you sat on the counter, you could see the side of his face including his jaw dropping in faux shock. "i think wanting to eat doritos and brownies together trumps d and d nerd by at least fifty percent."

"eh,” you muttered with a shrug.

"eh?" he echoed, baffled by your nonchalance.

"yeah, eh, and anyway, you're the reason we're in this mess," you teased, swinging your feet back and forth as he discarded the oven mitts he wore and turned off the oven.

"i just love how it's always 'i got you into this mess' when you're complaining, but it's 'you creating life' and all this other great stuff when you're in a good mood," eddie spoke in a playful tone, his wide grin making you remember all the reasons you fell in love with him.

"just think about it, okay? it will be cheesy and chocolatey. the best of both worlds. the doritos will bring a crunchy aspect while the brownies will be softer and will add warmth. dare i say it, i've created something wonderful," you shared your ideas in excitement and awe while eddie came over to stand between your thighs, his hands resting on the counter on either side of you.

"oh, so now you created it? you may be the brains, sweetcheeks, but i just slaved over these brownies. i want my cut when this goes big," eddie said with an affirmative hum. he raised his eyebrows at you, playing along as if you two were really cutting a deal for a wonderous new invention.

your brows dropped into a furrow. "you were just calling me a weirdo and now you want in?"

"first off, sweetheart, i would never call you a weirdo. it's just not my style." you stared blankly at him as he spoke, trying to fight off the growing grin at his antics. "secondly, let's talk percentages. seventy-thirty seems reasonable enough to me, me getting the seventy of course, but based on the look on your face, i can settle for fifty-fifty, even split."

"let me get this straight," you play along, leaning in close as well. "you want half of the cut for my idea that you were just dogging?"

the corner of eddie's lips curled into a smirk while he crept ever so slightly closer to you. his face was inches from yours. "you're getting the idea."

you moved even closer, your lips lingering a centimeter or two away from his. "you're crazy, munson."

he closed the distance between you and pressed his lips to yours. he stepped closer, supporting his weight on the counter by leaning his hips between your legs. his hands moved to grip your waist and pulled you to the edge of the countertop. he whispered into the kiss, "you adore it, sweetheart."

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[bloodibambiidoll]

I CHANGEDDD MY USERNAME!

xxhellfiregirlxx is now xxhellfirebunnyxx 🖤🐇

Tagging mooties to let them know in case you can’t find me: @chrissymjstan @dreamliners @bettyfrommars @lesservillain @battymunson @onegirlmanytales @bimbobaggins69 @eddiesxangel @mmunson86 @tylevx @moonchildquinn @rip-quizilla @munsonology @hellfire--cult @lokis-army-77 @melodymunson @take-everything-you-can @lilthbunny @slutty-thevampireslayer @the-unforgivenn @gravedigginbbydoll @screammunson @probablyin-bed @andvys @hopsgirl @strangelysupernatural @jamdoughnutmagician @emsgoodthinkin @emmyshortcake if I forgot anyone I’m sorry my brain isn’t fully braining right now.💖

[oneforthemunny]

i was tagged by @moonchildreads

this game that consists of shuffling a playlist and making a poll with the first five for you to vote on which one most fits my vibe lol

i’m embarrassed. i’m going through something rn guys.

tag list: @wheels-of-despair @eddiesxangel @probablyin-bed @baytpwk @bangaveragewhitewine @munsonlore

[mmunson86]

Thank you babes for the tag @xxhellfiregirlxx @eddiesxangel @probablyin-bed @chrissymjstan

RULES: When you get this you have to put 5 songs you actually listen to, then tag 10 people!!

Sleepwalking by Bring Me The Horizon

Out Of Time by The Weeknd

Sink Or Swim by Falling In Reverse

Not Good Enough for Truth in Cliche by Escape The Fate

Follow you by Bring Me The Horizon

These songs are just songs that will not be skipped EVER we are going WORD FOR WORD😂🤍

No pressure tags: @andvys @boomhauer @bettyfrommars @changemunson @corrodedseraphine @figmentofquinn @i-me-mine @purplehazed-h @hellfire--cult @hellfiremunsonn @the-unforgivenn @screammunson @stardustpugh @munsonology @eddieschains @eddies-house i did more than 10 sorry yall 🤣🤍

[probablyin-bed]

i'm off of work for the next week so I will be doing some more writing :)

[hellfiremunsonn]

omg????? we have the same birthday?! happy birthday!!!

- @probablyin-bed

OMG! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U AS WELL BABES!!!!!!! 🧡💘💚💖💚💘🧡💘💛💖💚💘💞💞❤️💖🧡

[enam3l]

as finally promised, the munsons went to the met! they were mostly on their best behaviour. here’s my picks for what they’d wear from the outfits of the night! ofc it’s fuck karl lagerfeld always.

all rockstar eddie x reader style posts will be tagged as #enam3ls rockstar runway from now and will have a separate tag list. lmk if you want adding.

taglist: (tagging everyone who showed interest in the original post suggesting it) @kreepja @elamity @elysian-chaos @mischiefmanaged21 @sephiralorange @marvelcasey05 @girlygirl666sworld @michaelfuckinglangdon @probablyin-bed @taronegertonthewelshboi2 @offensiunculae @itsjuzzy @geekyfifi lmk if you wanna be untagged for future rockstar eddie x reader style posts

[userchai]

Sweeter Than Cherry Pie

Eddie munson x Fem Reader (smut)

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warnings// name calling, older Eddie, dick piercing mentioned, oral ((male receiving)), Eddie is a perv, slight gagging, minors do not read thank you, if I missed any warnings just let me know! I thought of this in a few minutes so if there are errors I apologize in advance, not proofread, feedback is welcome!

“That’s it baby, keep those pretty eyes on me.” You bite your lip in anticipation as you kneel in front of your older neighbor. You’d waited for this moment for months, ever since you moved to the neighborhood you’d been enamored with Eddie, the thoughts that flashed through your mind about him were nothing short of pornographic. You squirm impatiently, opening your mouth to say something, anything but no words escape you as he laughs down at you. He grins down at you, as he reaches down to grab your hand. “So soft baby, it’s gonna feel real good wrapped around my cock.” You bite back a moan as he drags your hand across his thigh, guiding it to the straining bulge pressing uncomfortably against his zipper. “Tell me what you need, baby.” Your face is pinched between his pointer finger and thumb, causing your lips to push out uncomfortably, before he’s moving his ringed hand to grab at your hair instead. “Please, Mr. Munson, want your cock.” You whine out desperately, butterflies overtaking your stomach at how pathetic you sound. You’re at his mercy and it’s the most delicious feeling you’ve ever felt. The older man laughs at you, he thinks you’re adorable begging for his cock like you’ll die without it, he’d also watched you ever since you came into town. He felt like a perv from how he couldn’t keep his eyes off of you, but at some point all the cares he had went out the window after you strutted over to his house, looking like sin. You’d come to bring him over a pie you’d made, striking up a conversation that quickly led to him inviting you inside. “Do you deserve it sweetheart? It’s not very neighborly of you to come over and beg for me to fuck you princess, in fact it’s pretty fucking pathetic. Are you pathetic baby?” He whispers out, leaning down as he pulls your head back hard, forcing you to make eye contact with his brown orbs. You try to nod, wincing at the harsh sting of Eddie’s fingers pulling your hair tight. “I-I’m pathetic for you sir, please.” Eddie grins, letting go of you before fumbling with his belt, watching as drool practically runs out of your mouth. He hooks his calloused fingers inside of his pants before pushing them down, his boxers following right along with them. Your eyes almost cross at the sight before you, his cock is hard and leaking, a piercing right at the tip, the sunlight from his bedroom window making it almost sparkle. He wraps a hand around himself, stroking it a few times in front of your face as you thank whatever being allowed you to have this. He wraps his hand around the back of your neck, pulling you forward, before he’s slapping the head against your mouth a few times, silently telling you to open up. You obey immediately, opening your mouth as far as you can, your jaw aching. The strange sensation of his piercing rubbing against the top of your mouth is all you can think about but it’s quickly forgotten as he pushes himself completely down your throat, causing you to gag around him. “Oh fuck, baby, that little mouth is sweeter than the cherry pie you brought me.” Your eyes roll back at his words, an aching feeling working its way through your body and down to your core. You’d make Eddie all the pies in the world if it meant you’d be rewarded like this.

taglist 🏷️

@imyourdaninow @xxhellfirebunnyxx @eddiesxangel @hellkaisersangel @just-random-thoughts-and-things @strangerthingsbible @localemofreak @leelei1980 @gri959 @probablyin-bed @micheledawn1975 @freak-of-hawkins

[melodymunson]

happy new year melody :))

happy new years Nicole! <3

[keeksandgigz]

rules to play: decorate the tree of the post you were tagged in, then create your own tree. next, make a post to share your tree and tag others to spread the holiday cheer! ❤️

here’s my tree!

i was tagged by @aphrogeneias and @onegirlmanytales this is so cute, thank u so much loves <3

tagging: @reidsbtch @str4ngergirlw0rld @probablyin-bed @thornsnvultures @m0llygunn @cryingglightningg @slutty-thevampireslayer

[pinkrelish]

this has my screaming into my pillow. why can't they be real ☹️

- @probablyin-bed

actual real singledad!eddie would be too powerful. he'd have us lined up for continents just for the chance to be called "baby." society would collapse.