#probably xir/xem since it sounds super cool!!

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[wilwywaylan]

52 questions : Pavelko :D :D :D

Big steps in the relationship !

0. But, how did they meet ? One glorious day, Kiyoshi summoned her son in the cafeteria and announced : “Son of mine, I found you something, you’re going to be happy !”. She gave him a pic of Inuko and announced loudly “this is your new job AND your new girlfriend ! Aren’t you happy ?” He almost strangled her here and then (and threw his coffee cup on Sakae to stop his snickering). Finally, he went to the labs to meet Inuko. It wasn’t easy at first, because Inuko doesn’t have any social skills thanks to Ilya, but their common hate for him ended up smoothing things down, and Inuko let Pavel make xem sociable and be xir friend.

1. Who made the first move / who kissed who first ? …. probably Scarlett. Or at least she has a lot of responsibility in what happens. She knows that Pavel is a furry and likes cute monster girls, and he certainly has a crush on Inuko. But as interested as he is, he’s a nerd, and he’s not going to do anything. So she takes upon herself to help them, like a benevolant and overly made-up fairy godmother. She starts to explain everything about feelings and sex to Inuko. At first, xe doesn’t want to hear about anything from her, but since Pavel doesn’t seem to want to tell xem (or maybe he can’t, he changes color when xe asks), Scarlett is xir only source of information, and xe ends up listening to her (and then double-checks the informations with Ruud and Sakae, because Scarlett is a scientist, and Inuko doesn’t trust scientists). There’s no really initiative from either side. They are watching a movie as usual, where they snark about the usual dispensable love story. They look at each other, at the screen, at each other. They avert their eyes, play with the plaid, watch the movie with an unusual intensity…. They don’t know who moves first, but suddenly, they are kissing. It’s weird at first, because they aren’t used to it and well, Pavel is kissing a cute monster girl, but it feels good. So they do it again. And again.

2. Who tells their family/friends about their relationship first ? Pavel doesn’t really need, because of the way Kiyoshi presented that new job. When she discovers both of them sprawled on the bed, watching cartoons and eating sushis, he just gets a nice “I told you so” look.

3. What do their family/friends think of their relationship ? Kiyoshi, Ruud and Sakae are nothing but enthusiastic and supportive. Because weird child has weird parents. But Pavel is happy, Inuko is taken care of, they are kinda cute together, and everybody is happy. Even if the familly photos are kinda weird. Pavel’s friends are happy too that their captain nerd has found someone. He’s, like, super happy all the time and gushing and talks about The Person. There’s a weird moment of silence when he finally shares the pics, but after all, they kinda knew that he was a furry, and after all, well, tastes and all… Besides, Inuko is cool, so they let it go.

4. Which couple/family are they closest to ? Mommy, daddy and daddy, of course ! They are a close-knit familly AND they live close to each other, so of course, it helps. But Kiyoshi masters the art of not meddling too much in her son’s business and to leave them some space, so it works out.

5. When do they move together ? Where and how ? Almost as soon as they start getting along enough. It’s easier for Pavel to have Inuko at hand for all the activities he usually plans for the day. Kiyoshi just gives him the Mom Knowing Glance. It’s very fast since Inuko doesn’t have many things to move, just a box of plushies and a few other things. It means it’s quite fast to make some space for xer stuff, and soon they are comfortably settled.

6. Who proposes and how ? They would probably never get married, because of all the legal hussle that surrounds Inuko’s existence. And even if there wasn’t, it’s a human ceremony that doesn’t hold any significance for Inuko, and Pavel just doesn’t care. And even even, Inuko would never, ever wear a wedding dress, so it would mean Pavel would have to, and that’s too difficult for everyone to endure.

7. Where do they go on their honeymoon ?They would probably offer themselves some holidays, just Pavel and Inuko, no one else. They would go in a remote location, where they don’t risk seeing people and people freaking out when seeing Inuko. Lots of walks, good wifi, a comfortable little cottage, and coffee and snacks. It would be perfect.

Let’s talk about sex~

8. Who has the biggest kink (and what is it) ? For a human, Pavel has a really strong kink with his interest in cute monster girls. But Inuko is half-dog, half-human, full-monster-girl, and she has a strong interest in scruffy humans, so it’s a draw.

9. Who initiates sex more often ? On this point, they are evenly matched. For a nerd whose only exercize is getting up to go a pick a cup of coffee, Pavel is quite interested in physical exertion~ And Inuko doesn’t mind “playing” with xir human.

10. What kink/kinks turn(s) one (or both) of them off ? Anything that looks even remotely like scientific stuff is a huge turn off for Inuko because of bad memories. So no labcoat play for them ! And totally forget about needle play.

11. What’s the craziest place they’d have sex ? Pavel’s flat. They aren’t adventurous, and it’s better to be comfortable.

12. Who is more aggressive in bed ? Totally Inuko. Must come with the personnality and animal nature. Not that Pavel minds, really~

13. How does the other person react when their partner wears something special (boots, lingerie, etc.) ? Pavel gets the full-body blush in an interesting shade of crimson. Inuko just borks, but it’s a special bork~

14. Lights on or off ? They don’t care either way, really. Besides, Inuko has night vision.

Quirks and habits

15. What are their quirks while sleeping ? Inuko sleeps on a pile of cushions, with a few blankets thrown here and there that xe doesn’t use, and xir whole collection of plushies (it takes a lot of space). Most of the time, xe sleeps like a dog, curled up on xemselves, head on hands/paws. Now Pavel sleeps with Inuko, because it’s better like that and he can check on xem whenever he wants. He’s the one using the blankets most of the time. He moves a lot while sleeping, because of the caffeine and because half the time, he’s lying on a plush that’s poking him uncomfortably. Inuko is very happy to have someone to cuddle up with, especially on cold night, even if that someone moves and growls. Besides, xe moves and growls as much as him, so…

16. Who is the morning person/night person ? Pavel is both the morning and night person because of ongoing insomnia. No one knows why. Maybe it’s the coffee, maybe it’s genetic. But he only sleeps an average of 4 hours per night. He tends to keep books and tablets near his bed to keep himself busy.Inuko is quite a morning person. After all, xe’s a dog. Xe takes several naps during the day, and most of the time, goes to bed when Pavel does. When they start sleeping in Inuko’s bed-slash-basket, Pavel has to take great care of not waking Inuko up with his reading light. It doesn’t always work.

17. Who wakes the other one up with kisses ? Inuko, if by “kiss”, you mean “laying on top of Pavel like the dog xe is”.

18. Who is the romantic one (Valentine’s Day or other) ? They are as romantic as BRICKS. Inuko doesn’t understand the concept of romantism and gestures, because Pavel is not xir mate (yet), and besides, what’s the point of having music and flowers around a meal, when there is A MEAL ? Pavel doesn’t see why he should teach xem otherwise, because it’s easier that way and he likes it better too (I mean, meal. Important. And then, play pokemon and throw plushies at each other). Somewhere, Scarlett is crying. When Pavel becomes Inuko’s mate, it… doesn’t change, because let’s face it, flowers and such don’t ring Inuko’s interests at all. Bringing food, cheering him up, punching someone in the face, yes. The rest ? Not so much. Pavel agrees.

19. Who would lead in ballroom dancing ? No one ! Pavel doesn’t like to dance. He doesn’t have two left feet, but it’s really not his cup of coffee. Inuko doesn’t see the point at all.

20. Who is the one to most likely pick the movie they watch ? Pavel, of course. Well, first step is explaining what a movie is. Then that it’s not real. Then, the different sorts of movies they have. Finally, what makes the difference between a good movie and a bad one. It’s easier to decide on his own, in fact, and put Inuko in front of it.

21. Who is the one who would pay for dates ? Pavel does, since he’s the one who gets money. But as Inuko doesn’t leave the facility, he’s the one paying for delivery food (because there are foods Ruud doesn’t know how to cook or refuses to. Like hamburgers).

22. Who takes over the beauty/style department ? If you can call Pavel’s collection of baggy jeans and novelty shirts “style”. Inuko loves stealing his clothes because they are large and comfortable and fit over xir body. Pavel has to buy MORE geeky clothes for the two of them. He happily complies (mommy is footing the bill anyway).

23. What would they get each other for gifts ? Pavel always buys Inuko plushies. Lots and lots of plushies. Dogs (especially Shiba Inu), kittens, pokemons… A few other toys, maybe, but, like, 90% of his gifts are plushies.Inuko doesn’t earn money, so xe can’t buy Pavel anything. With Ruud’s help, xe cooks him something. Mainly meat, because meat is good. And an electronic cigarette (Kiyoshi bought it, but it was Inuko who had the revelation).

24. Who cusses more ? Inuko. Xe has a whole range of words, sounds and growls to quailfy Ilya. Pavel takes great delight in noting all of them, but he hasn’t heard them all yet, it seems.

25. Who remembers things ? And who forgets the birthdays and anniversaries (and has to be forgiven) ? Gods bless the automatic calendar on Pavel’s computer. He never forgets anything, and even added different chimes and bells to hisdifferent categories of events (Inuko has the cutest little bork). Inuko doesn’t remember lots of dates, because xe often don’t really understand the signification of anniversaries. Pavel tries to explain, but it escapes xem. Except when it means celebratory sushis.

26. Who is the bigger cuddler ? Inuko. Xe’s half-dog, and sometimes, it shows, especially when xe wants attention. Pavel is very happy to give scratches and hugs.

27. Nicknames for each other ? Inuko calls Pavel by a very special bork. Pavel calls Inuko “puppy”.

28. Who decorates the apartment ? Since it’s Pavel’s apartment, he decorated it himself, with posters, pics, toys, etc… he likes. Inuko didn’t change many things, but xir plushie collection is nicely displayed, including the giant shiba plush. Now xe gives xir advice on what Pavel buys to decorate, and even proposes a few shows or games.

29. Who initiates duets ? No one. Inuko doesn’t have the vocal chords to sing, it’s too straining for xem. And Pavel couldn’t hold a note to save his life. They are very happy to sit back watch Sakae and Ruud perform.

30. What do they do to cheer each other up ? Pavel distracts Inuko with games, treats, or a new plushie if he has a new one at hand. Other times, he lets xem rant and growl at what bothers xem, and adds a few colorful words of his own. It works most of the time because Ilya is the main annoyance in Inuko’s life, after all. When Pavel is upset, Inuko brings him plushies. The more upset he is, the more plushies he gets, until his desk and chair are covered in toys. And then, it it’s not enough, Inuko lays xir head on his lap and let him pet xir fur.

Daily life

31. Who is more tech-savvy ? Pavel because of his job, nerd-ness and young age, is really on point with everything technologic. But Inuko isn’t left behind. Xe didn’t take long to be familiar with tablets and the like, and uses them so easily that even Pavel is impressed (and let’s not talk about video games, especially Pokemon…).

32. Who drinks all of the coffee ? Pavel, Pavel, Pavel. Sakae once offered him a coffee IV, and it’s only because Kiyoshi promised to put some vodka in it if he dared using it that he stuck with the mugs. Inuko doesn’t drink coffee, the smell and taste are too strong for xem.

33. Who does what chores ? Ah, the luck of working with your family, who cooks and makes coffee all day for you and everyone here ! No need to cook, you just stroll into the meal room, pick up something to eat and go back. Cleaning is another problem. Pavel doesn’t have a cleaning bone in his body, and the human concept of order escapes Inuko. So the flat is always a mess. Pavel did learn how to do laundry, and he takes care of that. Inuko just puts the plushies and the bedding away so they don’t get dirty.

34. Who kills the bugs ? Inuko. Damn those canine reflexes. The only bugs Pavel kills are the ones in his computer.

35. Who makes the bed in the mornings ? What is this “make bed” that you speak of ? The bed always looks like a pile of pillows and comfy things, covered in blankets, other pillows and plushies. Sometimes, Pavel and Inuko jump in the pile just for fun.

36. Who starts getting into holidays way before they should ? Of course it’s Pavel, since holidays are human creations which don’t really mean things for Inuko. He explains, of course, but it’s hard to make xem understand that there are days to give gifts or celebrate certain people or even stuff, because they don’t see it as important, or don’t always understand all the implications. But once xe get that it means a special feast, xe start tracking the days and getting excited for the food. Xe even tried to make their own, but Pavel had to remind xem that Kiyoshi wouldn’t really find “Kick Ilya day” productive. Interesting, yes. Productive, no.

37. Who initiates the couple selfies ? Pavel. At first, Inuko was surprised, and nipped his arm. Pavel had to explain that it was a Weird Human Thing, and that humans liked to capture other people’s images with their phones. Now Inuko likes selfies, but for the longest time, xe was just “yeah, okay. Do your weird thing and laugh, human”.

38. Who always ends up with too much junk food after grocery shopping ? Both of them because junk food is GOOD !! It’s a bit difficult not to just pile everything in the cart, and check the ingredients to be sure there’s nothing bad for dogs, but they make do. And bring back piles of chips, nibbles, biscuits and the like.

39. Who asks to keep the abandoned kitten/puppy they find in the rain ? Inuko. Pavel argues that they can’t keep every animal they find, they are not pokemons, and they already have many dinosaurs and others in the facility. Inuko then decides to keep them anyway, then give them away in town. Pavel can only surrender.

40. So how many pets, and who rememebers to feed them ? Just a little cat, named Pixel. Who wasn’t really happy at first to share his living quarters with another person, especially one who smells so much of dog. But Inuko is nice, doesn’t try to steal the precious pillows, and gives him small snacks. So he tolerates xem in his space.

41. Who gets babied when they’re sick ? Inuko doesn’t know how to take care of xir mate, or any human for that matter, but it doesn’t mean xe won’t try. Xe will bring xem some Ruud-cooked soup and keep them warm by laying on the bed like a dog-shaped comforter.When Inuko is sick, Pavel doesn’t baby them as much as he holds the scientific hords away from xem. Of course, the soup-bringing, pillow-fluffing part is still present, and Ilya is kept at bay. Perfect.

42. Who brings breakfast to bed ? Pavel. It mostly consists of coffee, though, so Inuko has to go and pick xem own breakfast.

43. Who has sole posession of the T.V. remote ? It’s a huge fight, that can only be resolved by plushies fights.

44. Who comes home drunk at 3am ? Pavel does, sometimes, especially when there are things to celebrate. But to be honest, 3am is his midnight, so it’s not too late for him. Inuko just watches him and wonders why humans are so strange.

45. What do they do when they’re away from each other ? Most of the time, they geek. Inuko plays Pokemon and with xir toys, and Pavel watches videos (but not the ones Scarlett sends him), codes, and roams the internet, looking for hilarious conspiration theories and idiotic, pseudo-scientific articles about Konohana Laboratories. But they spend almost all their time together.

46. What are they afraid of ? Inuko is afraid of everyone wearing a labcoat, and twice as afraid of Ilya. Trauma and bad memories will do that to you. Pavel is mostly afraid of something happening to his computers, and losing huge amounts of data and a lifetime of work. And of course, a mad scientist getting their dirty paws on Inuko.

47. How often do they fight ? Less than you could expect from a cat-loving geek and a dog-person, but more than they would like. Pavel can totally miss the signals that Inuko sends, and not understand when xe is overwhelmed or just in nope mode. And Inuko…. just doesn’t understand sometimes, and since xe has a… very strong personnality, it can lead to a lot of clashes.

48. What would they do if the other one was hurt ? Gods help the one who dared hurting Pavel. They would face the wrath and fangs of Inuko, and no one would live to tell the tale. Then xe would come back, to lay down on the bed, and keep Pavel warm.Pavel wouldn’t fight the person who dared to hurt Inuko, because let’s face it, he’s build like an inflatable ring. But he would sic Klaus on them, and then destroy all their informatic systems. Then he would sit with Inuko and take good care of xem (with mommy’s help of course).

And once they have kids…

49. How many kids ? Only one, one boy. Hanjiro, Han, to be short and geeks. Pavel and Inuko are happy nerd parents. Kiyoshi, Ruud and Sakae are very happy grandparents (Ilya is not admitted, not even as Inuko’s creator). The child is very smart and active, and he’s surrounded by a very loving family (totally doting on him).

50. Who is the stricter parent ? Inuko would be. Something about a pack having to be organized. Pavel doesn’t really have a model of a strict parent. Kiyoshi was pretty indulgent with him (but still had some discipline), and Sakae and Ruud don’t try to raise him (especially not now).

51. Who stays up late helping with homework ? Probably Pavel, because he knows more about homework than Inuko, and maybe he’s a little bit more patient than xem. 

52. Who likes to take the family out and for what ? Pavel drags them to science shows, museums, movies… He always opts for slow hours, because he knows people tend to stare at Inuko and it can make xem uncomfortable. Inuko drags them to long walks in the wild. Pavel complains all the way.