#probably why Planck and Ein bully him so much

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If mihoyo let Karl live long enough to see Einstein and Tesla become semi functioning adults this would've happened.

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HI3 but Honkai doesn't exist and it's just little gay people running around Part 1 / ???

I was finishing the anti entropy visual novel yesterday and got to thinking about how everything would've turned out if honkai hadn't existed, so here we are. This will be broken up into several parts because there's a lot I want to say.

This first part will be focusing on Tesla / Einstein, and then I will be moving on to the others soon. Kiana, Mei, and Bronya might be my next victims, it's tbd.

Starting off with the most destructive scientist known to man kind, Frederica Nikola Tesla.

Important notes:

Still goes by Nikola / Tesla / Tes (that's restricted to Einstein only though)

Ace Lesbian

Still will beat the shit out of any man in sight just for funsies

Very destructive, but it's okay she's made break throughs in technology

Literally doesn't know of Nancy Edisons existence. She's free

Not an alcoholic anymore because Edison never existed so she's less traumatized (let me cope)

Still an ADHD depressed mess but it's okay she's trying her hardest to be a functional member of society

Still has social issues, and has her fear of abandonment still.

Still quick to anger and frustration

People actually take her concern and emotions seriously. She's justified a majority of the time she's mad why do people ignore this.

Actually gets her doctorate degree!!! She deserves it.

Loves writing her manga, and has published several entries and is a famous writer under her pen name.

Cat person. She has several pet cats

Still commits crimes

Personality stays the same for the most part

For the most part her story stays the same, only exception being Edison was never in the picture. If you can not tell I hate Edison with a burning passion. I will not elaborate further.

Her and Eins are still immortal, but it was due to a lab incident caused by some ones negligence (not Teslas or Einsteins, it was some random fuck because I need a reason for them to be immortal lesbian queens.)

Her relationship with others has slightly changed, but not by much

Einstein:

She still meets her through Planck and they are still together causing an immense amount of trouble. For the most part their relationship is still the same. They're still lab partners and married, and they still relentlessly tease each other. Tesla is still protective of her and will fist fight anyone who tries to hurt her. Einsla will thrive.

For the most part my relationship headcannons are still the same, nothing really changed other than the depressing parts since honkai never existed. They have their own lab now, and they're still over Anti Entropy. It's just taken a new form, which I'll explain later.

More about their relationship further down in Einsteins section.

Planck:

Still becomes her student and meets Eins through her. She is relentlessly teased by her constantly because she is well aware of what Tesla is. She's the living embodiment of the homophobic dog just staring at her saying "I know what you are." Sometimes Tes wants to fight her but she can't fight her wifes parental figure.

There is admiration there. Despite not always getting along, she respects her knowledge in the field and admires her for it. Eventually they probably form a friendship but weren't really all that close. At a few points she might've asked her for advice or vented to her, but that's about as far as it went.

Carl:

She was introduced to him through Eins and they're probably besties. Both of them relentlessly tease and bully him together. He questions why he agreed to teach them sometimes.

He has her admiration, and she respects his knowledge like Planck. Prefers learning from him whenever he's around since he won't bully her relentlessly (at least not as much as Planck. He still lightly teases her.) She does actually like him.

Schrodinger:

Doesn't hate her but doesn't like her either. "She's so quiet and refuses to speak unless it's to make me look stupid."

Joachim:

Her and Eins basically became his mother / sister figures. They would play with him in their lab and let him try out their latest experiments (the ones that didn't blow up.) She loved playing with him because he had the same sense of mischief as her.

Welt Joyce:

Bullies him relentlessly. "I can't believe your cousins this pathetic of a man." "I can't believe it either Dr. Tesla." "W-WAIT WHO ARE YOU CALLING PATHETIC?" Also constantly makes fun of him for dressing like he's about to go to antartica.

She was his #1 bully as soon as he landed in her sights. They act like siblings and Tesla is constantly bickering with him. Her assault counter is very high. Higher than the visual novel probably. Despite all this she does care for him though, and has gone off on people who have tried to hurt him and beat them up with zero mercy.

The Finn:

Idk she finds him annoying sometimes. That's all. Acknowledges how smart he is but he's also just an annoying man.

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Now it's time to discuss the less destructive of the two, the child genius Lieserl Albert Einstein.

Important notes

Still goes by Lieserl / Einstein / Eins / Mophead (Tes only)

Ace Lesbian

Dropped out of school as a child, got her doctorate at 17

Carl is her teacher, and gave her to Planck to help her continue her education.

Views Planck as a mother figure / sister figure

Carl is like an uncle to her

ADHD mess but not as big of a mess as Tesla

Insane scientist and a menace to society

Loves teasing people and has no mercy.

Casually watches her wife beat her cousin up. Just family things

Loves writing and journaling

Made several scientifical breakthroughs

Helps Tesla with her manga

Personality is the same for the most part

Her backstories the same for the most part, only difference being that Welt was involved somewhat but not much since he lives in Berlin and was still in school at the time.

Her little family all stays alive. She's just a happy little scientist with zero trauma. Just trust me. As mentioned before both her and Tes are immortal still, just through a freak lab accident instead of yanno.

Relationships

Tesla:

Meets her through Planck and they immediately hit it off becoming close extremely quick. She found it enjoyable to relentlessly tease her and watch her get so flustered her brain had a 404 error. She pretended that she disapproved of Teslas 'interesting' tactics, but she secretly enjoyed her nonsense and tom foolery. They both began becoming menaces and they were the token eccentric scientists of the bunch.

Similar to the my normal headcanons they get together in the same way, and everyone acts so surprised like "oh wow!! We never would've guessed!!" Joyce clowns on her for awhile instead of Joachim for the way it all happened. Loves her and her nonsense.

Planck:

Extremely close with her. She's her mother figure and she trusts her with anything. Planck teases her often, but she doesn't mind it to much. She looks up to her and respects her heavily, and appreciates everything she's done to help her.

During the times she struggled Planck was always there for her. Even when she would get frustrated as a kid she would help calm her down. Probably was aware of her and Teslas 'close' relationship and would tease her all the time over it. After her and Tesla transferred to Lab 42 she would often send Einstein little gifts and snacks.

Carl:

Loves him a lot and views him as her uncle. Admires his willingness to teach her despite her young age, and enjoyed playing and learning with him. He taught her how to play the piano and whenever he comes to visit she'll play for him.

Her time spent under him is one of the few things she remembers from her childhood and holds the memories close to her. He cared about her and would make an effort to come visit her often to see how she was doing with her studies. Along with this he would bring her back new books, candy, and pictures from his travels. He often would create worksheets to mail to her so she could continue learning while he was away, and would continue this after she was being taught by Planck. When he heard that her and Tes were being transferred he was excited for them and took time off just to see them off and congratulate them.

Schrodinger:

Appreciates her way of thinking and respects her. They're those two friends that don't speak but they're somehow close and can communicate telepathically. Tesla is not amused and is jealous.

Joachim:

Loves him to death, and like said above is his mother / sister figure. Her and Tes would let him run around and play with them in their lab (after she made sure nothing would blow up), and she'd get harassed by his and Tes' shenanigans. "Why did I agree to have two of you here (affectionate)" Probably helped him with his math work often, and tried to teach him math but it did not go well.

Welt Joyce:

Bullies him relentlessly. They're cousins, though they didn't see each other much while growing up due to living in different areas. Despite her being eccentric, he enjoys her company whenever she comes to visit. They would talk about astrology and on a few occassions she attempts to teach him math, but it does not end well. "You're such a pathetic man, how do you not know what the answer to *insert extremely complex math equation here* is?"

"Want to meet my girlfriend" "Sure, what's she like." Tesla walks in and immediately starts bullying him while Einstein just shrugs.

The Finn:

Doesn't mind him much. They're friends to a certain extent, and she ropes him into her nonsense sometimes. Respects his knowledge heavily and has asked him to help her and Tes on a few occassions.

Combined History:

Tesla and Einstein both still created Anti Entropy together, and they are still the ones running it to this day. Instead of focusing on defeating Honkai they focus on helping the world become a better place. Their methods are a bit strange, but sometimes you do what you gotta do.

They left Schicksal at their own free volition after discussing it with Theresa, and the two organizations still work together on occasion and have good relations. Along with being scientists they also work as professors. Mainly focusing in the realm of physics, they lecture to college students who are unable to afford to go to university. This was at the Request of Tesla, of course.

They got married in the spring, around March 4th. They began dating in the winter on December 12th.