#probably uses his illusion to disguise himself as something else tho

[purgemarchlockdown]

For Mystery Dungeon reasons: If Amane Momose was a pokemon would she be a Skitty or a Togepi?

I have been debating this with myself for way too long, Skitty means Everything About The Cat Metaphor (and also being the best PMD starter overall) but Togepi gets Friendship Evolution and Fairy Typing (and also I Really Like Togepi) so uh which one fits more.

[kinkymagnus]

Henlo!! I love your blog so much 😍 it gives me life and makes me happy when I have a bad day. I was wondering if you had any headcanons about Malec’s first time or something where Magnus is a nervous wreck cause he has to tell Alec that he’s trans? Thank you and sorry for the bother 😭♥️

y’all it is a CRIME how long this has been in my inbox, im really sorry and ur not bothering me at ALL i just love this ask and wanted to do it JUSTICE 👏

also im!!! so flattered!!! aaaaaAAAA im glad my blog can cheer u up :) 

okokok so trans magnus + malec’s first time + magnus being nervous about coming out lghkjgfh

ok i have no fucking idea why but i’m making this twi malec. i’m just. in the mood for twi malec i guess. fuck it amiright

magnus is just. he has a lot of secrets. there’s a reason he hasn’t gotten close to anyone in a long time, there’s a reason he only talks to two or three people who actually know him, there’s a reason he hasn’t been how he used to be--out and about, flashy and showing off and wearing armor made of glittering beauty and colorful silks and bold makeup, instead of comfortable cardigans and twitching hands and quiet. 

speaking of which: def headcanon twi magnus wasn’t always the way he is in that episode. he was a lot like canon magnus once upon a time, charismatic (well, he’s still charismatic, but like, in that bold flashy way, you know?) and open (closed off, but with the illusion of having all his cards on the table) and bold

anyway. there’s a reason. lots of reasons. mostly all the secrets he hides.

the fact that he has magic, that he’s immortal, a dusty relic of a time long gone, of an age past, clinging on past his due date. he feels like he doesn’t belong in the modern world, like he should have died with the shadow world, like he should have been sealed out with all the other demons.

the fact that he is a prince king of hell, son and slayer of the greater demon asmodeous himself. even tho he’s sealed it all away, he has a huge amount of power, both from just. originally being the son of such a powerful demon, a fallen angel, and also from managing to kill one.

i don’t think it fits with canon twi lore but i don’t care, i’m saying twi magnus was involved in the sealing of the realm, and he managed to kill asmodeous and basically absorb his power, so a) he actually did this huge incredible feat that changed the whole world, whether on purpose or not i’m not sure yet (it has something to do with asmodeous, but i’m not seeing the whole picture yet) and b) he’s actually. more powerful than canon magnus. it’s partially why he sealed away his magic for so long, he was afraid of what that power could do. 

honestly i dont have this super well thought out but i like the potential

but anyway! barely related to this! let’s get back on topic!

and. the fact that he’s trans. a decidedly more mundane secret, but still one he keeps close to his chest. he’s lived through a lot of eras with bad very transphobic times? like he’s lived through places/times with very accepting atmopshere, but he’s also lived in like, victorian england, you know? and canon magnus had a chance to be more out of his shell and open in the modern world but this magnus has completely closed himself off. he mostly talks to people other than his close friends to give them a tarot reading. he’s not like, totally cut off, i can’t imagine him like. not helping people. you know. idek. but the point is he’s more isolated. canon magnus was closed off in a lot of ways, but still surrounded by people. he had a job to do, people to protect, and parties to attend. not to mention going to pandemonium and stuff. twi magnus isn’t really doing that. man i really went on a tangent here but the point is i feel like that would contribute to how he feels about being trans. feeling isolated, having less friends to be open with and to help him you know? in my experience it’s a lot harder to feel like. valid? without that sense of community. even with a few close friends, it’s hard. if you’re “passing”, which magnus is, it feels like a secret. 

the point is! i am getting so off track! magnus has got layers and layers and layers protecting him, both literal and metaphorical (he doesn’t wear the more flashy and revealing clothing canon magnus occasionally favors, preferring thick and comfortable sweaters and cardigans and stuff like that. bonus headcanon: whatever happened that ended in asmodeous dead and the walls of the world sealed, it left magnus with more scars. not to mention top surgery scars he may have, or even just hiding a binder, or using thick layers to disguise small tiddies since binders are great but you can’t bind all the time or every day for centuries and still be like, healthy. anYWAY) 

and when he starts dating alec despite that little cautious voice in his head insisting he needs to not get attached, alec begins to just. effortlessly peel those layers away

he’s so blunt and honest, unlike people who have lied to and manipulated magnus in the past (CAMILLE, anyone? i feel like she’d still be a thing in the twiverse. also asmodeous, albeit in a different way) and he’s gentle and loud and bold and he’s funny and sweet and he just. fucking cares about magnus.

when he finds about magnus’s magic he’s like “oh my god that’s so cool” he just fucking accepts him so easily!!! 

and even when magnus ends up tearfully confessing he may or may not be a literal king of hell (or, one of the hell dimensions) alec’s like “damn, i’m dating royalty?” and maybe makes a joke about not everyone getting to make a king scream with pleasure and magnus is just so relieved???

but that’s later

anyway

they haven’t had sex yet and magnus is just like. he feels like inevitably this relationship is gonna fall apart. he has too many secrets, too many hidden parts of himself that if he ever shed light on, alec wouldn’t see him the same way

and as much as he wants alec to fuck him, as much as he wants to be in bed with alec and cuddle with him and have sex with him and show him everything, he feels like he can’t, it would be the beginning of the end

he keeps pulling back just as alec begins to initiate, and alec never pushes but wonders if he’s doing something wrong, or if maybe magnus is asexual, or just doesn’t want to have sex for other reasons, and eventually he broaches the topic with magnus and magnus is so surprised alec noticed something is wrong (he expected alec might confront him over not “putting out” but alec doesn’t seem to care about the sex--he makes sure to emphasize while he is attracted to magnus and would lvoe to have sex with him if that’s what magnus wants, it’s by no means a requirement--but more about. magnus. and communicating with him.) that he just blurts out i’m trans. 

and alec kinda blinks at him. his beautiful, wonderful, nervous and scared boyfriend. and he ends up blurting out oh thank god. because he would be more than okay with magnus not wanting to have sex--he’s super gorgeous and absolutely smoking hot, but alec doesn’t ever like, want to have sex with him unless magnus wants to. obviously. but he was honestly worried it wasn’t magnus but him, that he’d done something wrong or wasn’t attractive or something, and honestly worrying about something being wrong with him was not a feeling he was used to. then he realizes how bad that just sounded, and he’s like, aaaaaaaAAAA WAIT and ends up panickedly rambling like i mean sorry i just was kind of worried i was doing something wrong but like, i love you so much and you being trans changes nothing about that, and if you never want to have sex that’s totally okay and i love you, but if you’re worried about me still being attracted to you that’s not a problem, but-- and magnus is like y-you’re not?? but you’re gay! and i’m-- and you know that feeling of like. internalized [insert form of bigotry towards yourself, in this case transphobia]. where you think something bad about yourself. and if you think about it you’re like “no that’s transphobic i would never think that about anyone else” and your brain is just like “yeah it’s true about you tho” that’s this. magnus is like. i’m not a real man, how could you be attracted to me? and alec (not to be all Cis Savior, but look, magnus deserves a loving supportive boyfriend who comforts him and shit, okay! i am PROJECTING) is like yeah i’m gay and you’re a gorgeous, beautiful, stunning man? 

and they end up talking it out and get it sorted that yes, magnus does want to have sex, but it would be okay if one of them didn’t want to, magnus being trans does not make alec unattracted to him, it’s okay, they’re okay, because malec are Kings of Communication,

ANYWAY

ACTUAL FIRST TIME

probably not the same day, that day they cuddle and talk 

but like later

>:)

alec is just so gentle and reverent y’all. like. them big hands on magnus’s body, all warm and gentle and magnus is like oh fuck this is nice

they do have to kind of communicate boundaries--alec’s asks if there’s anywhere magnus doesn’t want to be touched because dysphoria (or any other reason) and vice versa, magnus trying to be like “you know if you only want to fuck my ass or have me wear a strap-on or anything like that it’s fine, i understand you’re not necessarily attracted to those parts of me” and alec’s like “we’ve established that you would enjoy me eating you out and i WANT TO EAT YOU OUT” 

their first time probably is pretty simple, “vanilla”, idk why but im thinking they just exchange oral sex tbh like magnus blows him and then alec eats him out 

also magnus cums pretty fast bc he hasn’t been touched like this in a long time and he’s very embarrassed about it but alec is like “damn that’s hot can i try to make you cum a few more times” 

ok but imagine their first time it’s just alec holding him down and eating him out until he sobs and squirts? yes

anyway tho they have like, lots of “other” first times too like. first time alec fucks his pussy. first time alec fucks his ass. etc. 

first time alec slides that Thick Dick balls deep into magnus’s cunt he’s for sure immediately on the edge of orgasming he’s so full and it feels so good--

and alec’s like holy SHIT bc he’s warm and wet and tight and he clenches every time alec praises him or dirty talks him and it feels amazing

first time alec fucks his ass is also very fun for both of them ;) 

it’s just a good time all around folks communication and magnus getting pounded the way he deserves :’) 

not to mention when they first start getting into kinks 

alec, carefully broaching the topic of bondage: how would you feel... about handcuffs?

magnus, barely looking up: mm, padded or not? and what kind of padding? the normal kind hurt my wrists after too long and not really in a nice way, so i like padded. furry can get a little itchy sometimes but they look real nice. also, are we talking above my head to the bedpost, and if so, am i on my stomach or back? because stomach is a little uncomfortable. or like, behind my back? especially bent over, mm. good view for you ;) 

then he like looks up and realized he’s said all of this very casually and alec’s looking at him with 1. shock and 2. lust 

like. “i wasn’t expecting this, but i really should have, and now i want to bend you over and tie you up and fuck you hard” 

and he blushes just a lil bit like o shit i just said all that and alec’s like “padded it is. behind your back or above your head... hm... both have potential, but maybe the latter? i love you on your back under me, i can see so much of your beautiful body and all of your gorgeous face :)” 

and like TOYS 

aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA ANYWAY

[deamaurea]

                                  Stone Tower and The Malice

This gets long, and I’m sure the only one who cares is me, but u know what this is a good fucking headcanon.

tl;dr - the Malice is to blame for Termina’s reputation as a land abandoned by the god, it has an insignia now, and the stone tower is a corrupted temple because temples serve a function of helping contain the malice.

I’ve always hypothesized that the plethora of temple’s in Hyrule and the other lands we see always server some type of utilitarian person. Very few are actual places of worship because with the amount of traps and puzzles built into them and that makes them too dangerous to be places of worship. There obviously some stereotypical temples mentioned (i.e. the Temple of Time is probably the best example of a clear place of worship). And in many cases, most don’t even really have structures of stereotypical temples. The Forest Temple is kind of my immediate thought when it comes to this. It’s more a mansion that’s been overgrown rather than anything else. And why build a Temple here? The Woods make it too dangerous--) Anyway, my headcanon is that many of the temples we see are actually containment areas. The Malice can’t be defeated. But it can be contained. The idea being that the Goddesses get humans to errect these massive multi-layer, puzzle structures to contain parts of the Malice. They’re usually built on sacred ground and that light element makes it hard for the malice to escape it. And while it cannot necessarily break out or destroy the temples-- In rare circumstances, they can be corrupted

There are instances where these supposed holy sites are corrupted and just infested with monsters and aberrations. Most of the time, this is Ganon’s doing, obviously, but i think in some cases- it’s not. The one’s that come to mind most immediately is the Ancient Cistern’s basement-- where you have to climb up a thread and avoid all these weird undead bokoblin things. That is reference to a Japanese short story which has both Buddhist and Christian inspiration, but the basement is supposed to be an allegory for hell (in case you weren’t aware. I promise I’m going somewhere with this). Now, it’s obvious the Ancient Cistern hasn’t been completely overrun yet, but if whatever is going on in the basement gets out? Bad times, my dude. The second one that immediately comes to mind is Ocarina of Time’s Shadow Temple. 

"Shadow Temple... Here is gathered Hyrule's bloody history of greed and hatred..."  -Painting Gosh dang if there’s any temple that has fucking haunted me since my fucking childhood it’s this fucking place and I can think of no better example for a fully corrupted temple than this place. It’s got everything, undead horrors like Dead Hands, infested with redeads, paintings that whisper dark clues to Navi-- almost as if they’re beckoning her into the dark-- AND A LITERAL ALLEGORICAL FERRY TO THE FUCKING UNDERWORLD.

A lot of this was probably built in homage to the Goddess of Death originally. She’s another long essay headcanon I need to write up, anyway-- as more and more dark stuff started to happen here (t’s hinted that the Royal Family would have their enemies taken to the Shadow Temple), I suspect the malice found it easier and easier to corrupt the temple. Hence, all the weird ass monsters hanging around. Although with the shadowy Goddess of Death it can be hard to determine what’s the malice and what’s her own doing. I’d like to think the Sheikah just kind of... let the Temple be corrupted because ultimately it became easier for the purpose they were trying to achieve which was interrogating or punishing Hyrule’s enemies. It probably saw a lot of use-- remember at the start of Ocarina of Time, the country is only ten years out what was described as a bloody and brutal civil war. I’ll leave the rest to your imagination. 

Now, why have I talked at length about two other unrelated temples when this headcanon is titled the Stone Tower and The Malice? Well, obviously with those frames of reference in mind, and this idea that the temples were being built to contain something presented to you, I can now introduce Stone Tower.

Stone Tower is the fourth temple of Majora’s Mask, and arguably, one of the most mysterious. It’s another one of those temple’s that has just stuck with me because it’s so mysterious. Heck, everything about Ikana is mysterious. Anway, the first thing that should be noted is that Stone Tower seems to predate Ikanian civilization. Igos himself claims the tower is an impenetrable fortress, and that not even an army could topple it. There’s some debate whether or not it was the Garo’s base, but Garo are from an enemy nation which would imply somewhere farther away. To me, this implies that the tower most certainly predates any type of Ikanian Civilization. I follow the headcanon Majora’s Mask or the creature within Majora’s Mask was originally sealed in Stone Tower. There’s a lot of imagery that at least seems to suggest that that’s where the mask was once housed to me.  Majora’s relation to the malice is also something I’d like to write on... eventually. Basically Majora is an eldritch horror that desires chaos so it’s probably just a break off from the Malice itself. The same energy, if you will.  Anyway,the civilization that predated Ikanian civilization-- I think the original builders of the Stone Tower probably initially built the tower as a place to contain the malice, but then it began to become corrupted. From there, the Malice begins to twist and warp these people’s beliefs into one that spites the Golden Goddesses. The old bricks you use to get to Stone Tower more or less have incriptions of some type of creature licking the Triforce. I would take it one step further and say it’s imagery of a creature consuming the Triforce.

The malice’s ultimate goal, as I’ve stated before, is to ultimately consume all that the Golden Goddesses make. Whereas the Golden Goddesses are order and light, the Malice is entropy in darkness. It doesn’t have to have any reason for wanting to consume that’s just it’s very nature. So in this contained space, it begins to manipulate and twist the beliefs of those originally in the Golden Goddesses to hate and spite. Enough that the temple that was meant to contain this malevolent force is now a place of worship FOR this malevolent force. These ancient builders even gave the Malice an insignia.

The Malice has so tainted the temple, that it can even warp the gravity around. Hence why when you have to shoot the insignia with a light arrow.  it causes the malevolent magic in the temple to react and warp the space around Link-- causing the illusion of “falling into the sky” I’M NOT DONE THO. (told u this would be a fucking essay)

Obviously when this ancient civilization forsook the Gods, termina became a land destined to die. That’s obvious, but the original builders evenually faded into obscurity-- likely consumed by the malice. They left behind the tower and Majora’s Mask. Again, the mask and it’s relation to the malice is probably another essay entirely.  But okay what about the civilization that comes after?  Well, that’s Ikana. Ikana, given that Igos du Ikana is all pimped out in gold was probably a very very powerful ancient civilization and the canyon probably was, at the time, a very nice place to live on the surface. However, things start to go a bit wonky when the war with the Garo starts.

We don’t know much about the war other than Captain Keeta was a general, and the Garo were enemy spies. However, there’s a litle bit more we can gleen about the fall out of it from Igos du Ikana:

“The Kingdom being ruined, and us left in this state...isn’t it petty little battles like these that caused it?” - Igos du Ikana, after you defeat him.

So it seems that infighting was also a major problem. Considering just prior to this his too lackeys were arguing about who is the best swordsman in Ikana. Anyway, my point being that infighting was a thing and they no longer have any faith in their friends. Those feelings have vanished from their hearts (this is another quote from Igos).  I think on a surface level you could blame the Garo if you view the Garo as master spies able to disguise themselves. They masqueraded as Ikanians, and no one could trust one another cause everyone was worried someone might be an enemy. Well, the Malice tapped into that and fueled it. Something killed the Garo-- and the rest of Ikana and it wouldn’t be hard to believe that a witch hunt could have gone on to snuff out the enemy during the war and ruined the kingdom.  So by this point the Malice in the Stone Tower has caused the ruin of two civilizations. And Igos blames all the trouble that the land is currently having on the “masked one who unleashed the evil in the stone tower” which implies that the tower itself already HAD evil in.  The final interesting point of known is that when talking to Flat to get the song of storms Flat mentions, “My brother sold his soul to the devil and locked me in here”. That’s quite an interesting phrasing and seems to imply that there’s bigger problems in Ikana than just the evil unleashed by the Stone Tower.  Ikana and the Stone Tower were already cursed because of the Malice. The devil that Flat mentions was not Skull Kid or Majora-- it was the Malice. The Malice worked insidiously to completely ruin the canyon region 

And because of it Termina became a land that was all but abandoned by the Gods and destined to die.