#probably this is reinventing baby food but yknow.
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the dangerous truth that mr kellogg doesn't want you to know is that the most delicious decadent and sensual snack possible is ricebubbles crushed to a fine powder and eaten in small bites between adding little dashes of milk (or ur milk substitute of choice) so that the texture remains variable across your spoonful - the refreshing hydration of a little cool liquid chased by the indulgent gummy mush of the fresh sludge that sticks just slightly to the roof of your mouth and draws out the subtle complexities of the rice bubble flavour, which is in turn chased by the piece de resistance - the dry powder of un-milked bubbles, which adds a delightful textural kick to your morning, afternoon, or midnight snack and also a fun invigorating flair, as the constant risk of inhaling rice bubble ash directly into your lungs keeps you on your toes. honestly trust me.
#probably this is reinventing baby food but yknow.#if you can't eat normal ricebubbles (i cant either lol) rest assured this also works for the gluten-free lower-salt substitute brand/s#if you can find them and are willing to sacrifice your aspirations of future property ownership in favour of ricebubble mush. which i am.
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