#probably one of the funniest HCs ngl

[fatuismooches]

Gosh i love the hc of the Fatui agents have a dedicated Fatui guide/handbook about each of the Harbingers 🤣 ngl it breathes a ton of fun stuff to think about.

For example, that one with Dottore having a sweet tooth (thx to his s/o for that info) and now everyone starts bringing some candies with them whenever they got assigned to him is probably the funniest one yet 😂😂

Also, i believe each of those handbooks have different size and pages according to which Harbingers on the front cover. I think Capitano probably have the least amount of pages, since he treats his subordinates well and then both Dottore and Sandrone probably have lots of pages, since.. you know.. they like to experiment on their own subordinates, etc. 💀. Also idk why, the more i think about it, the more it feels like these handbooks is like a "Survival Handbook" for the Fatui- 💀

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AHAHA ME TOO!! It really just gives a lot of brain rot, and it's funny to think about how each generation passes on the book to the next new recruits and stuff just keeps getting added. (A lot thanks to you. You have a habit of accidentally exposing them, don't you?)

Dottore and his segments will probably never recover from your little slip-up. At some point, they have to accept the new ways of the Fatuis, not just for them, but also because the agents like to offer sweets to you as well to show their respect. And you love that! Free food! Just don't think you can get out of every situation with a mere piece of candy...

Capitano definitely has the least pages regarding rules, but the longest pages as to why the recruits love him so much. He is highly respected after all, his soldiers could go on and on about how great of a leader he is. Some of these reasons were also provided by you as well - (Lord Capitano is an animal person. Lord Capitano feeds the stray cats and dogs of any nation. Lord Capitano helped a lost bird return to its nest. These facts are a courtesy of [Name].)

Ah Sandrone... the agents know you as the only one she doesn't have a bad temper with all the time. The one who knows how to prepare her tea the way she likes it and how to set the sweets on the table in the proper manner. She doesn't bother hiding her like for tea parties. She just really doesn't care what others think. (A big rule in her handbook is that if Lord Sandrone asks you to prepare her something, it's best to seek [Name] out first so you do it the correct way. Or risk failure. And then risk pain.]

It definitely doubles as a survival booklet, especially if you happen to work under Scaramouche... (the biggest rule - please fetch [Name] if you think Lord Scaramouche is about to electrocute someone.)

[sadie-bug345]

could you write either hcs for the gang getting their wisdom teeth removed, or a mini one shot fic of soda after he gets his out? <3

(I love ur blog btw)

yesssss OML i love you sm🫶‼️

ponyboy:

just so wacky istg

lowk thinks he’s in a book so starts talking in the third person and narrating everything that’s happening

darry struggles to get him back in the car after the appt but once they finally get back home pony stumbles through the door

”ponyboy feels peaceful as he walks through his humble abode” yells pony while darry chases after him

dally is chillin on the couch and pony sits RIGHT next to him

”dally has an elfish face and is anything but handsome, idk what cherry saw in him” and dals just like🧍‍♀️

he refrains from “knocking his block off” just cause he knows he’s on anesthesia

johnny:

pretty quiet afterwards ngl

but he’s just in awe of absolutely everything

😲 24/7

he just has his jack skellington moment like “what’s this? what’s this?”

by the end of the couple hours everyone’s just so done 💀

but no one takes it out on him cause i mean it’s johnny

who could be rude to that face🤨

people try and baby him a bit and he’s just like

”lay OFFA me🙄”

sodapop:

similar to johnny he just asks SO many questions

but it’s just “why” OVER AND OVER

ISTG ITS CRAZY

just so goofy

darry and steve are riding from the dentist with him in the car and darry gotta stop for gas

so sodas like “why”

and then steve goes off abt car mechanics and how car engines work and everything

so sodas like “why”

steve’s just like “uhhh cause that’s how the world works”

so sodas like “why”

and steve goes into an existential crisis and darry’s just like “cmon soda we gotta get you home”

darry:

this is bouta be so chaotic i’m sorry😭

cause he had a group talk abt who he wants taking care of him when he’s on the anesthetic

can’t be two bit cause hed just goof off, dally would commit three felonies and one war crime in the space of an hour without the threat of darry punching his skull in, steve just goes along with soda and hypes soda to do dumb shit, pony can’t even drive, so johnny is the only remotely responsible one

and dally chooses to invite himself along🙄

dally drives darry home after flirting with a girl waiting in the doctors office. she’s kinda crying and he’s like “what’sa matter baby😏”

and she’s like “i just got diagnosed with crippling anxiety” or smth (i know people get their wisdom teeth out at an oral surgeon/ dentist office but ITS JUST FOR THE JOKE)

and dal is OUTTA THERE

johnny sits with darry in the backseat and darry just kinda lets loose on the both of them

like “dally, yk you’ll never amount to anything at this rate right?😀” and “johnny, do ya think your troubled home life will affect the way you’ll live as an adult for decades to come?”

dally:

flirting way too much with literally everyone

”i may not be able to feel anything in my mouth but YOU sure will tonight 😏”

and two-bit is just standing like 🧍‍♀️

EWEWEW i’m actually throwing up that made me cringe sm but it’s funny so idc

the whole gang is there cause they gotta make sure dally doesn’t run away and become a drug lord overnight

pony buys him an ice cream cone and he just breaks down crying like

”this…this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever done to me 🥹” and it’s probably true

two-bit:

making the MOST non-sensical jokes ever

he’s just talking the ear off this old lady nurse like

”and THEN a poodle walks into the bar holding a *wheeze* a frying pan‼️”

BUT two-bits delivery is so on point that it’s actually funny cause no one expects it

just the epitome of wacky

tries to jump out of the car while they’re driving

he thinks it’s the funniest thing ever when everyone freaks out

in general just thinks everything is so funny

dally will make his usual threats to anyone in the car and two-bit will be like

”remember when dally threw up at the christmas party we had cause ponyboy bet he couldn’t drink a gallon of eggnog in two minutes💀‼️”

and dally just sits there silently for the rest of the car ride

steve:

actually thinks he’s invincible

SPRINTS and parkours his way through the doctors office

two and dal are just egging him on

sodas dying

sticks his head out the car window

TOTALLY passes out once they get home

lowk just keeps sleeping everyone thinks he died cause it’s been 12 hours since the appointment and he’s just out of it

TYSM for requesting @obsessedwithyouxx‼️

and my inbox is always open!!

[seattledaytwo]

hi hello again! hope i'm not a bother.

I really enjoyed what you answered for twilight ask, the last bit with steph was the funniest <3

do you mind sharing some headcanons on girls?

Not a bother at all! I'm thinking about Chenrich 24/7 😊

Ngl, I've been super focused on my headcanons of them later in life that I had to really think and remember the ones I have for them recent to canon 😄 I have a few for you!

So for Alex specifically, I definitely hc that her injuries were severe and life-altering. She finds ways to live with them, of course, but her body is permanently changed. As she heals, I think she always has some level of pain/achiness in her body, especially in her knee. I personally go with an injured knee (bc she was limping hard into the Lantern). She also landed HARD on her back (idk how she ended up flipped over but omg) and that probably never heals quite right. Steph, of course, does not play about Alex's recovery and is super concerned all the time about helping (probably to the point where it gets a little too much and Alex has to gently tell her to pull back, lol). She's always encouraging Alex and reminding her that she shouldn't push herself too hard.

They both loving playing with each other's hair but Steph plays with Alex's more, especially when they're cuddling. They also love tracing each other's tattoos! Alex is always putting her hand on Steph's swallow 🥺

Alex is a good cook who hasn't had a kitchen to work in for a while and now frequently expresses her love through cooking Steph dinners 🥺 But also cannot stand having Steph in the kitchen with her 😭 "I love you but please get out I can't focus"

I definitely have more, they've all just slipped my mind as soon as I was asked 😄

[despairing-disaster]

I know you’ve already done Ace for the ask game, but I’m kind of obsessed with his character right now and would love it if you could do 1, 5, 12, 20, 23, 30 for him.

Dang. Didn't expect to get an ask this late after I started getting them but I'm always happy to give my opinions on things

1. My first impression of them

Ngl, when I first saw him, I thought "oh this guy's gonna be fucking obnoxious" but I started warming up to him after Levi showed up in his intro and he started acting a bit more like a pussy his true self

5. My favorite ship of them

Man, I feel like I jumped on the acevi train WAY early. I think I said this before though in that I can't really see acevi in a romantic light but I like other interpretations of their dynamic that don't involve romance.

12. Sexuality hc!

Aro mlm. Honestly, I don't have a strong hc in regards to his sexuality but I do in regards to him being aro (probably explains my answer to the previous question too lol)

20. A weird headcanon

Man, I had one for this and I just know I’m gonna remember it after I post this but here’s another.

Despite his concerns, he’s smoked in the past in order to ease his nerves. Not often by any means, but occasionally as a teen if he was offered the chance. It’s still one of those life decisions that crops up in his mind on occasion when he gets a mild cold and thinks “oh god, it’s cancer, I’m gonna fucking die.”

23. Future headcanon

Maybe unpopular opinion? I think he’s gonna survive. That being said, I could easily see a situation in which he only narrowly survives having his life put in danger and ends up (inevitably) worse for wear after. I could also see him kicking the bucket sometime in chapter 3 or 4 but I have a hard time seeing him as a killer for multiple reasons.

30. The funniest scene they had?

Probably not a surprise, but the arm wrestling scene with Xander. Dude’s at his best when he’s the butt of the joke, honestly.

[briefcasejuice]

sam chung 1-3, 20, 26, 30 ! (and same asks + 16 for mike if no ones asked abt him yet)

sam my first impression of them? insane gender envy LMFAO like my first ever original post about him is how he paints his nails (he probably doesn't and it's just the art style but it sent me into a months long obsession of getting black nail polish).

when (do) i think i truly started to like them? in my second read of soule's run in aug 2022, ngl. i was a lot more active on here and i was able to properly work through my thoughts which propelled my liking him into a fixation.

a song that reminds me of them: any song on deftones by deftones.

a weird headcanon: he watches khan academy videos for fun.

when do you think they were being 'themselves' the most? when he got his eyes poked out by muse and the final fight he has with muse. those two scenes mirror in a way i don't know how to explain yet, too.

the funniest scene they had? there are a lot of bits i think are funny but weren't meant to be. like him jumping around matt's office or following him around whenever matt asks despite being so confused as to why the fuck he's there or being really impatient with matt (honestly it's what matt deserves).

mike when (do) i think i truly started to like them? from the beginning honestly i was obsessed with this guy he was so cool to me and i was so tired of the fact that writers kept taking away matt's whimsy so he was a read for sore eyes.

a song that reminds me of them: kick the tragedy by drop nineteens. for some reason.

a childhood headcanon: this is from ren and i's chat but he used to hang the fact that butch had a crush on matt (another hc) over matt's head but matt never figured it out. he also used to use knowledge of matt's abilities as blackmail and like fuck around with the idea of telling their father. he hated being in the bathroom for long periods of time so in the morning and evening he showered and brushes his teeth like an hour apart before he starts his day and he usually showers when he gets home from school so that he doesn't upset anyone by hanging around to brush his teeth in the mornings way after he's showered.

a weird headcanon: he chews on his sunglasses. like the bits that support them on your ears have teeth marks on em

character ask game

[sodascribbles]

ok the sly cooper ones were fun so im making ahau/botw ones. gender and sexuality hcs galore <3

link (he/they) and zelda (she/they) are both trans just in different directions and i will Die on this Hill

sidon (he/him) is trans and i actually have evidence for this one but honestly hes also trans just based on vibes. i personally hc him as aroace bc hes just like me fr but a lot of people hc him as gay and that's valid too

not lgbt but he is autistic actually. again hes just like me fr

mipha (she/her) is transfem and though i dont have evidence for this one (in fact my evidence for sidon is. directly contradictory) im still right she told me herself /j

teba (he/they) is bi and polyam him and saki are also dating harth. i think hes cis adjacent but they/them wouldnt kill a guy

revali (he/him) is a trans gay man that's just canon /j. nothing else to say about him

saving the Gorons for last bc they have a different relationship w gender

urbosa (she/her) is a lesbian her and zeldas mom were in love im right she told me herself

riju (they/she) is a child actually. complicated relationship w gender bc of gerudo town

OK NOW FOR THE GORONS important thing to note they just dont have gender at least not in the way the rest of hyrule does so by earthly standards they're all nonbinary

daruk (any but prefers she/her) as w most gorons just does not care,, but likes she/her <3 shes gay i think but yknow im not entirely sure HOW

yunobo (any but prefers they/them) is ALSO a child and again just doesnt care but likes they/them

more speedrunning w side characters:

purah and impa are both transfem but purah is a trans girl and impa is nonbinary

robbies genderfluid i think

king rhoam is probably a lil homo/transphobic but he supports zelda and is therefore trying

king dorephan is cishet but supportive hes got bi wife energy

trying to think of other characters uhhhh

hylia is probably a terf ngl

the golden goddesses (din, nayru, farore) are probably supportive tho. but ive only ever seen them in the context of botw so maybe im wrong

ASTOR. transmasc gay and also transphobic and homophobic.

i think hestu is canonically nb but if they're not they are now. koroks also do not have gender

ok these are the funniest to me personally bc me and my little brother have the absolute BEST discussions about these ones (and dont give me any of that "they're just Creatures" shit you're right but im just having fun):

terrako is a woman

naboris and ruta are women

medoh is nb

and darunia is masc nb

ganon (in the context of calamity ganon) is nb and uses it/its

[venusloveslobotomies]

hi, i'd like to request a sp matchup (with a male preferably)

appearance-wise:

5'7 (i think, maybe taller?) with long brown hair, blue eyes, and a few ear piercings. i literally stabbed myself in the ear with a safety pin for one of them. i get freckles, esp in spring and summer. I usually end up wearing hoodies and pj pants or mad short crop tops and loose pants. lowkey trying to change my style to a little bit of a hippy outdoorsy vibe if u know what i mean. i wear a shit ton of jewelry, mainly necklaces n bracelets too.

personality-wise:

i'm an esfp and pretty athletic. i play lots of sports lol. i'm very hyper too and i don't think I've stopped moving since i exited the womb. i'm definitely very talkative and easy to distract. i don't smoke (don't like the smell) but i do drink (usually at parties). i'm late to literally everything and am usually injured in some way that is mildly embarrassing, like falling down a hill and spraining my ankle (this has happened 4 times this year). i'm directionally challenged and can't walk straight either. also my room is a mess due to my constant depressive state school has me in. like a mess. like bad. i'm also arguably the funniest person ever. i'm very argumentative though, specifically w words and not actions. i win like every time though bc i am fiercly competitive. i have a massive ego too im ngl. also i'm an awful driver. like i run red lights, don't stop at stop signs, almost hit a kid, hit lots of curbs, and run over those grass strip things. one of my teachers told me natural selection was gonna take me out and it's my favorite thing anyone has ever said to me. i also take pictures of EVERYTHING and massively overshare. i have a job, and it is vile, but i happen to enjoy spending money and usually end up broke every week. oh also im a sagittarius sun and i like to think that it suits me very well.

i also can't spell so whoopsie.

craig! craig! craig!

Bestie you need that calm, balanced energy in your life.

He’s down to do some crazy shit and clearly loves a partner who vibrates with energy of any kind.

Probably helps you clean the depression nest (girl me too, my room is a shitshow)

I think he loves a good chat so y’all will definitely go down eight different directions in every conversation.

I get the vibe that he combines a bit of edgy fashion with the Peruvian cultural dress (ye, im so in on that hc) and he would appreciate a partner who could match his style.

Makes you take all the pictures for Stripe’s instagram.

hope u like!!! sorry ive been behind on requests. lexapro withdrawals have literally ruined the last several weeks for me (kinda my own fault cause i took so long to get my refills)

[crystallion12]

No clue how to do Tumblr so forgive me, gotta save this tho. If only to remind me when I think to myself how lonely it is down here. IM JUST SO?? I want to say excited but don’t want to overreach?? I’ve been pining over this OT4 for MONTHS, have a gigantic fic noted down and 😭😭 I just think they’re NEAT, Atsuhina (ngl nothing else would’ve probably happened if not, the other two aren’t exactly the forthcoming kind) turns into Atsukagehina over the Tokyo Olympics, and slowburn Sakatsu afterwards (I think of how Atsumu doesn’t cope well with TWO long distance BFs) brings him into the fold. Omi fears it’ll be extremely awkward at first, but Kagehina don’t give a crap if he’s “fourth-wheeling” (he and Tsumu have time alone, yes, and so do Kagehina, but they get along fine as a group so…) so he just. Finds himself getting comfy with them both despite it all, and comes to genuinely love the other two, so he’s just like, cuddling with Shoyo (who is, p unintentionally, yet again seducing vb players like it’s no biggie. He’s just glad it’s not another setter, they pointed it out to him that he’s a setter magnet and he’s been in CRISIS ever since) one night and goes “Hey. Wanna just all be… a thing? We don’t have to be boyfriends, but I like all of you?” “Yeah sure” “Cool beans” “How TF am I going to explain this to my parents…?” (I like to HC Omi is somewhere on the greysexual scale (can be into s*x with one of them at a time, all of them, or none of them/repulsed by it, for days to months at a time). He loves all three of them deeply, including Kags, who he’s fine being in the room w/ when it’s time for the occasional B*tchin Bedtime Bash n’ Bonking session (it’s a small party, a, I’d say monthly event at this point. They schedule it, snack breaks and movies n all. Omi sleeps through most of it usually which, frankly, is impressive) but like, I agree with the other reblogger. Omi and Tobio are pretty platonic, but I like to think they really do get close, esp bc I HC they’re both hard on more demi and questioning spectrums — whenever Shoyo and Atsumu sees someone pretty they’re sat there like, what do they see? What do you mean you just saw them and would bang? We took MONTHS, YEARS, to even think about kissing you idiots!! (Atsumu: At least y’all didn’t have to suffer through the bi crisis I had bc of Shoyo in HS. It sucked, worth it tho)

Also, Shoyo absolutely has the most power over ALL of them and it’s a good thing bc he is, by far, the most emotionally intelligent. Honestly it’s barely even a competition, he’s the miracle holding them together 😂 Someone asks “Oh so who wears the pants, y’know lol” “Pants…? Omi or Tobio probably. They’re both completely dressed usually, or naked. Tsumu either wears underwear but no pants, pants but no underwear, no inbetween, always shirtless, and then—” “NO PLS OMG I MEAN WHO’S IN CHARGE” “Oh! Oh that’s honestly me. They rarely say no to me, if I want something someone’s at my beck and call. Sometimes I feel like I’m a shojo harem MC… but I’m the best cook. You bet they listen to who feed them and gives the best cuddles, smh” (The other three: *begrudgingly nodding* He has too much power…)

(Also makes me consider angsty routes where, if Shoyo ends up angsting, or is threatened somehow, it rocks the entire boat. Those three having to work together harmoniously without that steady, warm little thing winding his way between them, brightening otherwise gloomy spots of miscommunication, would be trying. I do have angsty ideas related to the AU but not settled on anything, and they don’t quite feel right, really, so… idk).

While they’d probably keep it to themselves bc god knows irl Japan would have an aneurism seeing them (it seems polyamory is. Nonexistent in their public views?) but boy does it generate the funniest drama. Haikyuu verse shippers going HARD on Twitter, little do they know they skipped all that BS and bought the biggest bed they could (hardest thing to work out honestly, like… that’s three 180+ tall athletes plus Shoyo whose hardly small, and moves a lot— defying all logic, often starting on one side and ending up on the other. They’ve given up on permanent arrangements. Sometimes a dog pile seems easier. Like, Omi and Tobio prefer the furthest ends respectively but Tsumu is a fussy boy who decides he needs snuggles from EVERYONE and then. Shoyo is probably making the pilgrimage to Omi’s side at 3am, apparently, bc Tobio kicked him muttering something about sexy ninjas and nope, not tonight. Yes, when one of their phones goes off it’s an effort getting it to the right destination.

As you might be able to tell I have all too many feelings and thoughts here 😭 It’s the most severe brainrot… and I just KNOW I could make the biggest fic but my motivation’s so bad, I need soundboards to help bounce ideas off. Would be v happy to have someone to ramble to about these four (somehow functioning) idiots in love if anyone’s made it down here and still interested.

Signing off over here in poly rarepair hell 😞🫡 Maybe I’ll write that fic someday! Also, maybe I’ve figured out tagging?

i enjoy sakuatsukagehina but oh god they’d be insufferable. three of them are assholes at least 40% of the time (intentionally or unintentionally) and all four of them getting competitive over the same thing might result in actual radioactive fallout.

[keimisan]

Which tr fics are your favourite so far?

well, if you're talking about fics, there are no tokrev fics so far. there are only blurbs, drabbles, scenarios, oneshots and headcanons. i haven't seen a proper full-fledged fic here except for three from @everafterkeiji. (I searched on ao3 too but i don't have any that i want to recommend from there)

1. @tokyo-fukushu : basically, all of their writing is a masterpiece. once you start binging on them, there's no end. also, a heavy angst writer, prepare some tissues, it's going to be a ride. I'll list some of my favorites:

scenario/drabbles/blurbs: a life for a life, consequences, is it me in your eyes?, sacrifices, the two sides, little miss perfect 1, 2, hold on for me (3), the comfort a kiss gives, a place to grow, I.F.H.Y

There's a ton shit more but I'll end up listing their entire masterlist, so we stop here.

2. @everafterkeiji: the first-ever tr blog i followed here.

fics: now or never

hcs: haitani's little sister, bumping into them

reactions: love language, barking at catcallers, hearing loss

drabbles: flowers and kittens, downpour, birthdays

3. @angrysupremacy: honestly can't list, just scroll on their blog it's amazing T.T. but since I have to (I haven't read all their works),

hcs: shy s/o, tsundere s/o, first kiss

4. @sukunasbabymama : alright now, hear me out, what I'm about to link below is the funniest thing you can possibly find here. this made me crack up at 3 am and honestly, a fucking masterpiece. I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS.

if you haven't read this, i suggest you stop and go read right now cuz if not, you're missing something huge.

absolute crack: Their friend is a mom, part 1, part 2, part 3

5. @dragondraken: I've only read one thing and it's one of my absolute favorites.

ten things he would never tell you: mikey

6. @chif4yu : i won't list anything because pls read everything there. its tr text au's and it's T.T *happy crying noises*

7. @himenoshideout :

hcs: tr boys as kpop group: tokyo manji, ran rindou as boyfriend

imagines(?): A Little Birdie Told me, Kiss It and Make It Better, The Field Medic, I’ll Be There, Everything You Need Me To Be

8. @misschifuyu :

scenarios: 7 minutes in heaven part1, part2, temporary, planned from the start, gloomy weather(mitsuya)

hcs: confessing to his crush hcs (mikey), getting his hair styled by this s/o(mitsuya)

9. @jyugosgf : my fingers will hurt ngl, they have too much content T-T. i really can't even if i have to, just binge through their entire masterlist please.

10. @lazysublimeengineer:

you bring color to my monochrome world: this is a work of art

honorable mentions: (in my reading list) @leijirou @inuewpi @z-zel (online classes lmao) @chifuyusfingers

i probably couldn't fit all my favorites in, so if you're a tr-writer and you see this, you're a part of this too T.T. I'm new into this fandom so this list would've been longer had you asked me a few months later.

Also, you can follow my side account @keimisanside where I reblog posts. And also, a few blogs that reblog fics, @honieshares

[nobodies-png]

Okay. So this is like, the funniest prompt that I found, wrote a bit for, and forgot about. I wrote it for a different fandom, and then thought "Organization XIII would be funny for this..." Org. XIII is turned into children and now the Reader has to (make sure they don't die) take care of them. Ages like... 4-9 because that's when children are the funniest. Do what you will with it

ngl im a sucker for old cliche prompts like these, every fandom has at least an au for this specific setting or some kindergarden au lolol

anyway here’s some HCs as to how they’d act and stuff !

Xemnas :

One of the oldest kids, but you don’t really know what to make of him. You were expecting Xemnas to still lead the rest, scare them into submission with a simple glare or something - turns out he’s rather timid. Barely speaks, you get the feeling he’s ignoring you on purpose, just makes a lot of faces and noises to indicate what he’s feeling. 

Somewhat clingy too, but unlike Demyx and Xigbar who want to get your attention through any means possible, Xemnas just grabs onto the hem of your shirt and follows you everywhere in silence. Doesn’t cause much trouble, but he doesn’t help you keep the others in check either, a true neutral I guess. 

Sometimes, he will just disappear and show up whenever you least expect him. Loves to climb and sit on tall places. Spaces out a lot. Compared to the rest, you can probably leave him to his own devices, as long as he’s not left alone with Xigbar or Larxene. 

Xigbar :

Actually the oldest, but pretty annoying and high maintenance. If he got on your nerves as his regular self, then you’re in for a fucking ride - this Xigbar is here to cause problems on purpose. He likes to talk, a lot. And it’s sucks because it’s usually endless and mindless chatter or pointing out everything that he sees. 

If he starts to get bored, he’ll scurry off to bother someone else, but it usually ends with someone crying or hurt. Don’t even bother keeping him on a leash, the bastard is too smart to be contained. 

Xigbar is one of those kids that can be extremely useful if you get him on your side, as he has no problem snitching and ratting out the others. The best way to keep him from losing his other eye or gouging out someone else’s is to bribe or trick him into helping you (just know that he can also be bribed by the other kids, Xigbar WILL betray you). 

Xaldin :

You expected Zexion to be the loner type, but turns out it’s Xaldin - he’ll always be on his own or avoiding the others, usually around the kitchen since you’ve banned everyone from going in there until they return to normal (not that they listen to you, but oh well). 

Xaldin is pretty much like those kids who hate being treated like kids and who pretend to be above the rest. While he might seem calm, it’s really easy to get him riled up, a simple “I bet you can’t do this or that” and he’s off to prove himself. 

Oddly enough, he gets jealous easily - if you give Roxas a cookie or whatever for behaving, then you GOTTA give Xaldin one too or else he’ll throw a fit. The best thing you can do with him is be honest and confess that you need him to chill the fuck out and Not Die :tm: while you take care of the others, he’ll feel all grown up because you told him the truth and will calmly stay in his room. 

Vexen :

One of the oldest kids, the stereotypical kid who only has ONE interest and won’t shut the fuck up about it, which is cute but not everyone has the patience to sit through a 6 hour talk about dinosaurs. You never expected this baby Vexen to be so into dinosaurs out of all things. Of course, just because he only talks about them, doesn’t mean he’s not curious about all that shiny lab equipment. 

You can’t keep him distracted with dinosaur books all day, he still has the heart and mind of a scientist ! Because he’s a very obvious nerd, he’s the target for a lot of members in the organization, namely Larxene - and when Vexen gets flustered or frustrated, he freezes up. Literally. He WILL freeze the entire room too.

Your best bet is to pair him up with Zexion or Xion, since they’ll gladly sit down to listen and learn. The three will gladly stay locked up in the library learning and reading. You just gotta hope Vexen doesn’t instantly crush Zexion and Xion’s dreams by ruining their fairytales with facts and logic.

Lexaeus : 

Also one of the older kids and the tallest too. This Lexaeus is just as stoic and intimidating as the original, but apparently he’s also very sensitive. Everytime he speaks to you it sounds like he might be about to cry. But he looks fine ? So you really don’t know what to do about him. 

Either way, Lexaeus is also very helpful and responsible, so you can trust him to watch over the rowdy kids and keep them relatively safe, just try not to pair him with the suuuper loud ones. 

Probably the type to take the blame and responsibility for any pranks gone wrong under his watch, even if you fully know there’s no way he’s responsible. Lexaeus is the epitome of “I just want everyone to get along”. Somehow, he’s very gentle with the others (as gentle as one can be when straight up dragging Xigbar out of the ventilation system) but he’ll break any toys and other items given to him.

Zexion :

Zexion is very very small, so you can probably understand the stress he’s going through, surrounded by these animals. Like Xemnas and Demyx, he’d be pretty clingy but he wouldn’t be able to follow you around or cling to you with all the others pushing and fighting around. 

So you can either just carry him on your shoulders or leave him with Lexaeus or Vexen as mentioned before. If not, Zexion will wander and either fall asleep in the Grey Area or find the library on his own. 

Not a problematic child, really. Zexion lacks the energy and the feralness to join any shenanigans - he's also smart enough to know that he’ll be better off listening to you and staying clear out of safety hazards. Though there’s always the chance of other members taking advantage of Zexion’s naive and curious nature.

Saix :

You were expecting him to be a tiny version of his regular self, bitter and strict. Surprisingly, he’s way more fun as a kid, glued to Axel by the hip too. They’re the duo you should look out for - Axel is the one who gets them in trouble and Saix is the one who makes sure you never notice they were behind it all. 

The one with a TERRIBLE temper right after waking up. Saix won’t hesitate to bite and claw anyone who tries to wake him up, even Axel knows better than to try. If it’s nap time, let him go, don’t even try to stop him. Don’t let anyone else near him.

Other than that ? A very nice kid in general, he feels a sense of responsibility when it comes to the younger members, so he’ll be the one to keep Axel in check whenever Zexion, Roxas or Xion are around. As for the older ones ? They’re on their own.  

Axel :

Axel is the first one to say “fuck” and it spreads like wildfire. So if you start hearing a bunch of kids swear at the top of their lungs, you know who caused it. You’ll also know because you’ll find him laughing and wheezing on the ground. 

Somewhat naive, if you tell him he can’t say “invertebrae” because it’s a swear world, he’ll believe you. But SURPRISINGLY he’s very aware of how dangerous his fire powers are - like, Axel wants to cause trouble on purpose, but he doesn’t really want anything to escalate and get anyone actually hurt. Unless it’s Vexen. If it’s Vexen, then it’s fine by him. 

You might hear “Y/N, LOOK” before seeing Axel in the kitchen casting fucking Firaga on a bag of Totinos or something. He and Demyx somehow keep getting targeted by the Dusks, who love to play pranks on them. 

Demyx :

Most likely to eat food off the ground, or anything shiny and colorful, really. He has the exact same vibes as the little brother who likes to follow people he thinks are cool to try and impress them, just to be considered a cool kid too. 

Demyx is very clingy but also a sneaky kid, he can easily cry his heart out so you’ll pay attention and protect him from people he’s pissed off. This is literally why most of the kids don’t like to be around him, cause he’s THAT kid who will ruin everyone’s funs by calling the responsible adult if he gets upset.

Instead of being musically inclined, Demyx just makes a lot of noise - constant loud humming, blowing raspberries, stomping his feet or tapping/hitting things, repeating funny noises or phrases he picks up. Probably has an old ass iPod or an MP3 you can distract him with.

Luxord :

DO YOU KNOW THOSE LITTLE KIDS WHO ARE SMARTASSES ? The ones who act like they know the mysteries of the world and give you a look of superiority because you clearly don’t know what tubby custard really is ? Yeah, that’s Luxord.

Full of fun facts that he LOVES to brag about, but most of them are fake and he’s none the wiser. You cannot correct him either because it’ll be like telling an 8 year old that Santa isn’t real. Thankfully, you don’t HAVE to correct him because that’s what Xaldin is for. 

Most likely to steal Xigbar’s eyepatch for himself and somehow convince everyone else that it was HIS eyepatch in the first place. How ? We don’t know, we just don’t know. Also Luxord might just steal little trinkets from everyone and stash them under his bed like the little creacher he is. If you can’t find your keys, you know who’s got em.

Marluxia :

A natural big brother figure. Very understanding too, even if you’ve heard from Larxene that he’s tired of everyone pulling his hair and that he might shave it all off just so they all stop. Yeah, there’s some lingering resentment in there. He’s 50/50 on being a little bastard and an angel.

Marluxia volunteers to help you take care of the other kids, mostly because he likes bossing others around and because he also likes reading books to Zexion and Xion so they fall asleep. 

LOVES to leave trails of petals and flowers wherever he goes, but REFUSES to clean up. Always seen with Larxene - Marluxia is also lowkey competitive so he sees the Axel + Saix duo as rivals. In what, exactly ? Who knows. VERY picky with food too. Actually, just very picky and petty in general.

Larxene :

The one kid who develops a personal vendetta against you from day 1. Larxene DESPISES being told what to do, so if you’re constantly telling her not to do this, to do that and whatever, she will make your life a living hell and do the opposite out of spite. 

You didn’t hear this from me, but Larxene is GENUINELY upset that she keeps accidentally zapping people whenever she plays with them. It’s really hard for her to apologize too, so you’ll have to step in a lot to de-escalate the situation.

Larxene sticks forks in outlets JUST to scare others, since she cannot get hurt at all by electricity. She just seems to enjoy making others afraid.

Roxas :

One of the youngest, Roxas doesn’t KNOW what “using your indoor voice” means, he’s either DEAD quiet or SCREAMING about how he’d like to have ice cream as a treat, please and thank you. It’s really fucking funny to see honestly. Just make sure he doesn’t sneak up on you and scare you shitless.

The type who gets dragged into shenanigans rather than cause them - he’s a very neutral and calm kid otherwise. The worst thing he can do is just steal everyone’s dessert or something because of that intense sweet tooth he’s got.

A lot of the older kids LOVE trying to get him and Xion to laugh, because Roxas has this permanent poker face AND because they both have really funny snort giggle laughs. 

Xion : 

Also one of the youngest, very sweet, patient and polite ! Xion also tends to be very clingy, always needing to hold hands with someone whenever she walks around Castle Oblivion. No one has the heart to tell her no, either.

Can get VERY VERY irritating and angry when someone tries to make fun of her or Roxas. Like a little hurricane of puppies - Xion won’t stop pestering all the meanies until she’s received a proper apology. If she somehow ends up hurting someone, she’ll insist on making up too.

Xion also tends to copy people she likes, similar to Demyx. You might catch her imitating your movements or way of speaking, or even copying the Dusks’ movements - but just make sure she doesn’t see you, Xion will explode out of embarrassment.

[awsugawara]

aoba johsai hcs with a [FEM] short volleyball player s/o

i figured this needed to be done :”) sorry if the pronouns switch around, i originally wanted to to GN, but it just turned into a fem! reader ;-;

anyway, enjoy! :)

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t. oikawa

> not surprising honestly

> if you’re a libero, you’re helping him improve his receives

> if you’re a middle blocker, he’ll tease you and make you def improve your blocks

> if you’re a setter....well...iwa-chan will ask you to practice with HIM, not tooru

> “HA??? but- but-”

> anyway, oikawa does his best to make time for you and not make any of the same mistakes, but you understand his passion for volleyball so you don’t sweat it

> you both met during a scrimmage game with aoba johsai’s girl’s vbc vs shiratorizawa’s 

> you’re good friends with semi and tendou :) ushiwaka even

> he got kinda irritated with another loss and was about to lash at ushi-ushi, but you came along to ask ushi if you were both still on to practice

> oikawa.exe has stopped working. CUTE GIRL ALERT!

>  he never imagined to date you, but you were more than just some shiratorizawa player

> as much as his flirting was flattering, you kinda put him in his place before he confessed that he felt kinda giddy to be able to run into you

> you cap on tooru so much, iwaizumi is kinda jealous that you were dating the infamous oikawa tooru

> in the end, tooru is a big baby and a SIMP :)

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h. iwaizumi

> oikawa is jealous that he’s dating a popular volleyball player and that’s that

> i keep talking about these boys simping, but YOU, my lovely, are a SIMP for mr. muscles

> “haji...can you flex for me? :)”

> n e way, he’s protective over you, but he knows you can probably kick ass because baby gorl, you’ve got them thighs uwu

> he asks you to practice on the weekends with the team, much to oikawa’s jealousy

> oikawa may seem jealous okay he is ngl but he’s happy that his best friend found someone who makes him happy

> whenever you visit him or the team on the weekends during saturday practice, you make bentos for them

> “oh [y/n]-chan~, we should get married~ you’d make a lovely wife!” - oikawa

> **cue oikawa getting smacked in the face with a volleyball**

> #getrektedoikawa

> but even if you do play volleyball, iwa tries to get you guys to something other than volleyball like going on small trips to Tokyo and such

>  you have a whole lot of pictures of iwa that your mom even was like...what

> all i’m saying is if you’re iwa’s gorl, you are one l u c k y  b i h

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t. hanamaki

> a meme p. 1

> you and makki make up 1/2 of the meme team dream team

> makki and matsukawa are lazy and therefore practice just enough

> you’re a libero, so it’s no surprise you’re quick on your feet

> but what’s a surprise is your choice of guys according to oikawa

> “she’s amazing at volleyball, but why makki????”

> i feel like he’d rub it in oikawa’s face, alongside matsu

> he got cuffed around the same time matsu did so like omg they’re so in sync //SLAPPED

> ahem, but makki is honestly flower boy so you always tease him

> most dates are lazy indoor dates, but there are times when you’ll drag his ass out to walk in the park or have a picnic

> you and him adopt a child,,,aka a pup or a cat

> you both have each other’s contact names as inside jokes and they always change

> overall, you + makki = best weirdo couple

> BONUS: you went to kitagawa daichi with kindaichi and kunimi, so they’re your best wingmen uwu

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i. matsukawa

> a meme p. 2

> you and issei make up the 2nd half of the meme team dream team

> how matsu ended up with a gf before oikawa,,,totally believable according to iwaizumi pftttt

> you’re so pretty that matsu has to tell iwa-chan that oikawa is gawking at you again

> “GET BACK TO PRACTICE, KUSOKAWA”

> you and matsu spend a lot of time at each other’s house that you adopted a few pets like two betta fish, two cats, and even two birds

> when you posted a pic of you, your bf, your cats, and your birds, your caption was “one big happy family #gillsandbubblesarentinthepic “

> oikawa was a JEALOUS AHAHAHAH

> i think the funniest part of your relationship is that you’re one of the older cousins of kageyama tobio

> “no wonder you’re so good at setting and get along with that guy” -makki

> “YOU’RE WHO NOW?” -oikawa

> “oh wow, kageyama mentioned you a few times i think in middle school” -iwa

> “that’s my babe” -matsu

> you call each other out on being a simp (more like him @ you oof) 

> you’ve got a healthy relationship, but matsu likes to be clingy at times and that’s okay with you because that’s your lazy manz uwu

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s. yahaba

> one may wonder...how tf did shigeru even get a gf???? let alone one that plays volleyball????????

> you think shigs is a whole crack up with trying to look impressive

> i think that y’all have such a healthy relationship that him trying to look good isn’t much of anything

> although, you would like for him to read some of the tell signs that you aren’t having a good day and when he does, he makes sure you’re a P R I N C E S S

> lost a game? shigs is there with open arms and plans to take you home and order take out

> when his team lost against karasuno, you’ve never saw your bf so down

> you treated him and his whole team to dinner

> #ripyourwallet

> but it took shigs weeks to get over it a bit as it was kinda just hard for him to accept that his senpais won’t be able to go against shiratorizawa 

> you WILL practice with him to work on his sets, serves, and receives

> the title of captain is a big title and you’ll do anything to support him

> so the following year after oikawa and the other third years left, you quit the girl’s vbc and just became the manager of the boy’s vbc

> sometimes you regret it because your manz can be an idiot sometimes smh

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y. kindaichi

> turnip head’s time to shine LMFAO

> no one really knew about your guy’s relationship because you’re both pretty tame and it really isn’t much of a deal if ppl find out

> for the boy’s AND girl’s vbcs it was apparently

> “our y/n-chan is dating WHO FROM THE BOYS VBC KBFABFJABFJBA???”

> “senpai, how did you say that last part-” -y/n

> “our kindaichi is growing up” -proud daddikawa

> “shup up shittykawa.” -iwa

> the boys vbc purposefully made the time to watch the girls for the SOLE PURPOSE OF embarrassing the turnip headed male rip

> nevertheless, you were super happy to see your bf after losing the game :”)

> you were a starter for the girls vbc and oikawa was confused as to why he hadn’t been swooned by one of the girl’s vbc starters since

> you come to the gym often after this and help out with practice

> the coaches are like dads and they approve 

> yuu gets super flustered regardless of how long you’ve been dating

> he gets super insecure you’re going to change your mind for one of the third years or kunimi or kags because you went to kitagawa daichii and were friends with a lot of people, INCLUDING mista mista blueberry head uwu

> as his reassurance regulator, he does get better at receiving, blocking and serves

> when the third years left, he was crying at your house while you comforted him

> he only really acts less of a tsundere in the comforts of your houses, like even his parents comment on it LMAO

> he loves you a lot and is grateful for all that you’ve taught him <3

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a. kunimi

> this boi is like a mood

> he, like kindaichi, doesn’t mention you to the team

> even kindaichi doesn’t really know you exist until one day you gave kunimi snacks and a bento 

> he was telling her about how he was getting tired of the school food

> how the REST of the team found out was when you showed up with the karasuno team talking to your cousin, sugawara

> when you saw him, you waved and suga even gave a wave

> the team was like: o.0 why is that prettay gorl waving at usss

> after the practice match, you approached the aoba johsai boys vbc, making a beeline to your bf, narrowly avoiding oikawa’s mini monologue how he was honored to be in the presence of a prince- wait what

> “hi, aki! here’s your fav drink and some yakisoba bread! i got one for you too, kindaichi-kun!” -y/n

> “oh- uh- yes! thanks!” -kindaichi

> “huh, oh thanks, babe.” -kuni

> you were like a bright star paired with a dull one, not to say aki has his moments of glory uwu

> you were the girl’s vbc’s setter and you were pretty good at what you do, even rivaling that of oikawa 

> sugawara was kinda sad you ended up in aoba johsai, but he was happy you had lots of friends and such and were with someone who loves you

> aki and you spend a lot of time lazying around and watching movies, even discretely pranking oikawa with some of the other team members, much to iwaizumi’s delight and amusement

> yea...life is great :)

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k. kyoutani

> how you and kentarou met was beyond anyone from the boys vbc

> but how your brother took it was WAY HILARIOUS

> “you’re dating mad dog-chan, y/n-chan??????????” -oikawa, aka your weird brother

> “uhhh, yea?”

> when he learnt you were an oikawa, he wasn’t expecting you to be like the 360 version

> you were GENUINELY nice, SUPER SWEET, and very SMART

> the only two things you have in common with oikawa tooru was your beauty and the volleyball position as setter

> most can argue that you’re better than your brother at setting, but no one tell him that

> NOT ONLY THAT but you’re FRIENDS...I REPEAT !!FRIENDS!!! with THE ushijima wakatoshi

> you somehow attract guys with a passionate and resting bitch face like you’re also friends with kita shinsuke and miya osamu, so that’s kinda saying something

> but you are in the grp chat with the pretty setter squad too,,,the one that’s labelled “pretty setter squad w/ the better oikawa <3″

> anyway, kentarou lets you do your own thing, but when you two are at one or the other’s house, your focus should be on him and only him

> his mom loves the crap outta you uwu

> he takes you to the community gym to practice and then you guys go on random adventures for food like the new cafe down the street? sure. that one place you heard about in tokyo? okay, let’s hurry and catch the next train.

> other times, you guys will pick up some of your guys fav food, head home, watch movies and just relax :)

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oikawa is one of my fav characters besides sugawara and the miya twins, so sorry if this involves him a lot AHAHA

[akampana]

Continuation of this ask

Bedivere x Arturia - Ship it

What made you ship it?

TBH I was one of those few people who shipped it based on that like 2 second scene at the end of FSN. The Camelot Singularity just reinforced it. A lot came from the original Arthurian legend as well. Bedivere is similarly insanely loyal as he is in the game, and like in Fate lore, he’s been with Arthur longer than most.

What are your favorite things about the ship?

He journeyed so far for so long just to see her smile OH MY GOD BRB IM SOBBING HOLY CRAP CAN YOU JUST IMAGINE—

I’m a sucker for intensely loyal knights and I will always be. ALWAYS.

THE ANGST POTENTIALLLLLL but also THE FLUFF POTENTIALLLL

This man loved his king so bloody intensely. So strongly that his desire to see her survived the test of time. To be loved so much, so unconditionally for a thousand and a half years? Gods, that’s just too much, man. ;-;

And I absolutely adore how much it means to him to remain her knight, even if he tends to be insecure about the limb that he lacks, and how he believes he is nothing special in comparison with everyone else. I love that Arturia recognizes his strength and his worth, even if he himself can’t see it.

THE ENTIRE CONFRONTATION IN THE THRONE ROOM LET ME TELL YOU I WAS CRYING SOOOOO HARD THROUGHOUT THAT IK NIT EVEN KIDDING

THIS, the MINDBREAK Arturia goes through when she tries to remember

Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?

I think that THIS SHIP NEEDS MORE LOVE AND I REALLY OUGHT TO CONTRIBUTE

All the other answers below cut!

Irisviel x Arturia - Ship It

What made you ship it?

I think I was bound to the moment I watched Fate Zero. When I was younger it was overshadowed by the feels Diarturia brought and not to mention Kiritsugu and Iri but this ship is damn good on its own.

What sold it though, is the argument she and Kiritsugu have in Episode 16, right after the last Saber and Lancer fight. Irisviel, who we all know loves her husband so much, forced Kiritsugu to answer Saber. That’s just how important Arturia was to her.

What are your favorite things about the ship?

I think they both found in each other something they themselves lack. It’s actually kind of funny. Arturia is human, and yet she’s so heavily consumed by her ideals that she doesn’t act like one. Irisviel, on the other hand, is not human, and yet everything that she does and wants to do is exactly that.

Throughout the anime, Being with Iri puts Saber into such mundane, ordinary situations that it teaches her to live. The suits, the escorting, being a passenger instead of a driver, appreciating the water by the seashore, etc. It's like the woman wants to leave her with some appreciation for the world, especially when she herself doesn’t have all that much time left.

On Irisviel’s part, I think she found in Saber the companionship she would have wanted from Kiritsugu during the last few days she remained on the Earth. Arturia had been the perfect knight in shining armor, taking Irisviel around to see the world as much as they could amidst a war. If they’d just had more time, I have no doubt Arturia would have taken Irisviel even more places, you know?

It makes me sad :( but in a good way.

Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?

I’m pretty sure Irisviel would wear the pants in this relationship ya know what I mean? Hahaha

Much as I love this ship, I think that it becomes all the more valuable because of how it ended. To each other, they were this brief, fleeting feeling of happiness. A love that was so short and yet so strong.

Shirou x Arturia - Don't Ship it

Hooooooo boi. Hear me out, mkay ? But this is just my personal opinion so pls no hate

Why don't you ship it?

I’m gonna start out by saying I don’t think I need to, tbh. Hahaha there’s enough content for this ship being fed to us, so my liking it or not is immaterial. But the reason is well...I watched FSN and Shirou x Saber was...not the best thing about it (the best thing about it was the soundtrack omg iconic) Shirou comes off as a bit of a misogynist, and kind of immature, and the whole time it’s like he doesn’t really listen to Arturia at all. Plus, it’s kind of like he just likes her looks at times. The final deciding factor was the date scene. That was just unbearable.

But then I go online and I see all this good stuff about them. And my friend ships them cause they’re canon, right? So, I’m like okay, what if I judged too quickly, let’s play the VN...and I did. And I still didn’t like him with Saber at all. So, I played the next route, watched the next anime, trying to redeem 1st route Shirou as much as I could but it just....didn’t happen. I think I can safely say I tried to like them. I really did. But no.

What would have made you like it?

Removing the misogyny and the immaturity and letting him listen to her. Like he should have.

At no point in their interactions did it feel like they were standing on equal ground, ever. Either he was speaking over her or the opposite. So less of that and a lot more respect.

And when you compare this relationship to what he has with like with his other two love interests, it makes this ship fall completely flat. It’s pretty...bland and honestly kind of shallow. It’s like the story just tells you they’re in love but there’s no answer to why they’re in love. Make him fall in love with her for her without necessarily forcing his need to save everyone on her.

Despite not shipping it, do you have anything positive to say about it?

I may not like how they got there, but in the end Arturia was able to pass peacefully.

I acknowledge that Shirou was important and made a change in her life.

That ending scene where they meet after so long, NGL is pretty sweet.

A lot of my headcanons happen post-Shirou, so there’s also that.

Archer x Rin -Ship it

What made you ship it?

Tsundere x Cynic has gotta be one of the best dynamics out there.

What are your favorite things about the ship?

His true identity. The fact that she dragged him all the way across space and time to return as her Servant, that’s just bloody fate at work.

The fact that he keeps acknowledging she’s a strong Master despite his later conduct in UBW.

Archer is ridiculously crass and Rin is easily riled up. In the Fifth Holy Grail War, they had the best Master-Servant relationship period. They have this explosive chemistry that just works so well.

When he smiles at her at the end of the route, and you just know that Tohsaka’s gonna be stubborn enough to make sure Shirou doesn’t end up going down the exact same path.

I think it’s sweet that he ends up going along with her whims because he secretly likes housework.

THE PRINCESS CARRY/ CATCH. MAN OH MAN.

Unlike the previous ship mentioned here, these two actually stand on equal ground with each other.

Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?

I don't think it's exactly an unpopular opinion, but I think they really ought to have more official content y'know? Rin is important in every route, and Archer's the actual climax of UBW and also entirely significant across three routes.

Medusa x Sakura - Don't ship it

Why don't you ship it?

Because while journeying through the routes, I always saw Rider as more of a best friend/sort of motherly figure to Sakura.

Or that Rider fulfilled the kind of relationship that she wanted to have with Rin, while Sakura unknowingly filled the void Medusa's sisters left in her life. I thought she was more of a guardian angel really, not a romantic interest. Kind of like how Heracles was to Illya.

What would have made you like it?

If I could maybe forget about the threesome with Shirou and the implied romantic feelings Rider has for him in Ataraxia that would be great.

Despite not shipping it, do you have anything positive to say about it?

Sakura deserves all the happiness in the world and I really do believe that Rider could fulfill that.

This ship DEFINITELY DEFINITELYYYYYY NEEDS MORE CONTENT

Diarmuid x Cú - Ship it

What made you ship it?

oooh this probably sounds surprising since based on my content you'd think, no i dont ship this BUT I DOOOOOOO (i just happen to hc them as bros more often)

Honestly what did make me ship it is the parallels.

What are your favorite things about the ship?

IMO They have the biggest potential for hurt/comfort amongst all the ships mentioned here.

They can help each other get through their trauma. Their whole relationship would be extremely healing and supportive.

I love that Diarmuid seems to have idolized Cú Chulainn at some point and honestly who wouldn't be honored to stand beside him, no?

They could be up to the funniest shenanigans because Cú is chaos and Diarmuid would absolutely be an enabler because when he isn't angst-ing he's super damn chill.

Bros being bros hahahah...unless?

Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?

Not really. Maybe that I think Lancer Diar and Cascu would get along better and Saber Diar and Lancer Cu would also get along better but honestly any form is good this ship is good

[letshaikyuu]

𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐮 𝐊𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐢𝐫𝐨𝐮 𝐑𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬

The only one that can actually make me become loyal because I’d sell my soul for this walking saltshaker and never regret it. Can I please marry this guy?

𝐑𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭:��could I request a shirabu sfw and nsfw relationship hc pls? thx☺️😁

𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠: nsfw ; gender-neutral reader

𝐧𝐚��𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 

𝐒𝐅𝐖 

Probably hides your guys’ relationship at first because he doesn’t want his private life to mingle with his social one. Especially doesn’t want his closest friends (aka Shiratorizawa vbc) to know that he’s in a relationship because he’ll never hear the end of it. If I’m being completely honest with you, that’d probably sting a bit and Shirabu would feel bad because he isn’t embarrassed, he’s just a whimp in that department 

He is practically forced to go out on group dates if the other members have partners as well. No matter how much he’s complaining and whining, he actually enjoys the time he spends with them and he’s really glad you all get along cause he wouldn’t know what to do if they didn’t like you

You have the funniest nicknames for each other that to some would probably be rude, but never take those nicknames to heart because he’s a walking grain of salt and can’t express himself well, so he does it by giving you shitty nicknames or jokingly punching you on the shoulder or flicking your forehead T^T

‘Salty ass’ ‘Smart ass’ ‘Shortcake’ ‘I am not short-’

Joke about his height and he will throw a pillow at you. He always has the cutest blush when you tease him and reacts by slapping a hand over your mouth to stop you from talking. You know how someone just overreacts to that? Well, that’s definitely Shirabu because he doesn’t mind those nicknames and teases if they’re coming out of your mouth

Shirabu knows how to play the piano or violin and nobody can ruin that headcanon for me. That means, he goes to classical music concerts whenever he has time and would be pleased if you come with him, and even more happy if you share his love for classical music. 

Likes his peace and quiet so dates at home or quiet coffee shops are a thing. Probably takes you out to museums as well because that aesthetic fits him so well?? And, he always wears huge scarves in winter, so if you forgot yours, he takes his and wraps it around your neck and you two are so close to each other and it’s the cutest scene ever and T^T

can you tell he’s my favorite lol

𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐮𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐧𝐬𝐟𝐰!

𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖

This. Baby. Is. Not. A. Sub. People

He looks innocent, but he ruins you inside and out whenever you two are having sex. He definitely has his hidden collection of toys that he likes to use, kinks he likes to incorporate and etc.

Jealous sex is a thing because he gets jealous extremely easily and that reflects in bed too. Overstimulation is a thing for him and he can never get enough of it. A pure piece of shit and leaves you hanging all the time and won’t let you orgasm for a full week straight if he feels like it

No way you’re ever going to top. As the relationship progresses, he gets more and more comfortable to confess his sexual preferences and fantasies, and they’re just mind-blowing because you would never expect something so kinky from him ngl

Aftercare is not his strongest category yet, but he’s working on it. Sessions with him always leave you in full bliss, but in pain as well so Shirabu tries his best to make you feel better after sex

Probably runs a bath and cleans up everything while you’re chilling in the tub, and then awkwardly cuddles in bed afterwards lol

He learns how to cuddle as the months go on tho-

Enormous love to this bb and please love him more 

[patchofsunlight]

Hcs for nina and mad dog 🥺 my otp tbh EHXHJXJXJSJJD love u nina

EYE— PFFFT LMAO YOU INDULGE ME 😫😫😫

warnings: cursing!! also barking. this is a joke but requests are INDEED open feel free to send yours in!

he’d piss me off at first ngl

all the anger issues thing? no sir i’d be like hmmm can you chill babe. can you chill

he’d probably fall in love with me after he sees me trying to punch oikawa in the face or something

after that he just asks me out and he’d be all weird and grumpy about it and i’d be like wtf

but i’d say yea alright cause he CUTE and also TALLER THAN ME

ngl i’d bring a friend with me when we went out for the first time LMAOOO IDK HE’S KINDA INTIMIDATING AND WE HAD NEVER TALKED BEFORE I’M SIMPLY NOT TAKING CHANCES

but he’s the fucking best so he wouldn’t mind. he’s just like yes okay whatever makes you comfortable and i’d be like oh?

we go out a bunch of times after that. i feel like we’d go to the movies a lot?? i like horror movies and i feel like he’s the type of person that finds them funny

we’d go to horror movies and make fun of the characters please

i just know we’d laugh a lot together. i am a clown and he looks like he’s always angry so i’d make it a MISSION to make him smile as much as i could

and it’d WORK

and he just likes to hear me laugh. sorry everyone but he does and he’d do everything he can to make me laugh whenever he can.

we’d be very in love yes sir yes we would. he’d ask me to make it official as if he’s asking me to borrow one of my pencils and i’d be in SHOCK but i’d say yes because............. because it’s kyoutani

we’d be a power couple. we’d like, bark at sexual assaulters together

“that guy has committed sexual harassment” “call nina and kyoutani”

tell me you can’t see it. i dare you. god we’d be the BEST who needs cop daichi when you have vigilantes nina and mad dog?

mad dog is very cute. i’d give him cheek kisses and he’d cry.

you CANNOT tell me he wouldn’t be a SOFTIE if we dated. he’s the type of guy that gets red when the one he likes smiles at him.

i’d visit him during practice to give him snacks and to embarrass him in front of the team yes sir yes i would

oikawa is on high alert every time i visit because he knows that if he gets distracted for a single SECOND i’ll throw him on the ground

kyoutani loves it

iwaizumi would be my best friend no i don’t take criticism. 

it’s the bonding over bullying oikawa for me

once again kyoutani loves it he thinks it’s the funniest shit

yes sir i’ll go to ALL his games i don’t care!! practice games? yes. official games? absolutely. i’d be a supportive girlfriend yes sir yes sir. 

ugh i just love him and want to pet his cute hair. also i’d ask him to teach me how to use eyeliner he’s so good at it! i’m not

wait would he let me put make up on him

oh my god he WOULD

i love make up even tho i have no talent at make up. but i’d put make up on kyoutani. i absolutely would. he’d be all grumpy about it but he wouldn’t mind bc he’s a simp.

i’d sing him to sleep omg

i’d sing to him all the time if he doesn’t like it it would honestly be a goddamn problem

but i think he’d like it. if he doesn’t i’ll just keep doing it until he gets used to it so like-

ANYWAYS LMAO

i wanna run my fingers through his hair. i really do. i’d do that all the time.

let me be honest here my parents would despise him. they would!!! they would look at him and be like,,,,,, please no

and i’d say hmmmm sorry

LMAOOOO

he’s a cutie inside tho. i just know it i just know he’s actually really nice...... i just know....... my parents would love him eventually

i’d invite him to come over and watch true crime documentaries with me. we’d like,,, binge-watch buzzfeed unsolved and then move onto netflix true crime documentaries LMAOOO I FEEL LIKE HE’D LIKE IT AS MUCH AS ME OKAY,,,, WE’D HAVE FUN

i love him so much. i just love him so much. we’d be so feral together. it’d be so fun.

he’s emotionally constipated but he means well we’d work on communication okay

he’d probably fight my parents at some point. they are not the best sometimes and if i ever told him about it he’d say “bet” and rock their shit

he gets into a pro team with tsukki later and i just know he’d invite me to practice just so we could annoy tsukki together

a beautiful relationship. so romantic

nina/mad dog supremacy thank you everyone

[wienerbarnes]

which of ur fics......

I was tagged by the amazing @wiensrsoldier <3

did you think would get a bigger reaction/audience than it got? 

telephone line! I had like one or two people ask about a part 2 but idk I never knew where to go w it! (also: this isn't a complaint! i write to let off steam and as a way to be creative in other aspects besides art ((im a painter)). while it is really amazing to get a lot of attention on a piece I wrote and get super nice comments from u beautiful ppl, I always super appreciate anything and everything y'all have to say)

got a better reaction than you expected? 

my whatever it takes series! ngl... I know its good lol and I love to re read it every once in a while but it was my first series ever and when I posted it I had barely any followers

is your funniest? 

honestly exotic from my cheek to cheek universe that I wrote today LOL 

is your darkest/angstiest? 

I guess play dead until you're dead ?? im such a sucker for happy endings that all the angst I write isn't even ever that bad 

is your absolute favourite? 

anything and everything cheek to cheek!

was easier to write? 

my bucky + twerking hc literally all I had to do was channel drunk me

was hardest to write? 

I would have to say the list from c2c .. I remember having in my docs for the longest time bc I had the idea but just couldn't put the words together the way I wanted

has your favourite line/exchange/paragraph? (share it) 

bucky buying c2c reader pie is always so funny to me

     “What the fuck is this?”

     “Looks like a piece of pie to me, doll. Why, you find a hair in it or something?”

have you re-read the most? 

... cheek to cheek

would you recommend to someone reading your work for the first time? 

whatever it takes only bc its completed (otherwise probably cheek to cheek)

are you most proud of? 

cheek to cheek but are we surprised she's my pride and joy

im tagging @asadmarveltrashbag @nacho-bucky and @ballyhoobarnes and anyone and everyone who wants to do this!!!!!!!!!!