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springybonbon · 12 hours ago
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It was gift for Toodles probably
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(rodger is going to be cooked by Teagan 🤙🤙)
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Merry fucking Christmas my dad accidentally bought me a crate of hentai because he thought it was anime. Theres 55 fucking dvds in this box. What a time to be alive
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rubikor · 1 day ago
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5⭐️ sword people my favourite brand
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pickled-armchair · 13 hours ago
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aerofbreath · 20 hours ago
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DP x DC Prompt
There are a few changes whenever it comes to being the Ghost King. None of which Danny has noticed.
Being the High King of the Infinite Realms almost makes you a god, so all of his subjects will really see him as such. Whenever they look at Danny, whether in his human form or as a ghost, they see him as something truly beautiful. It's almost like there's an alluring glow around him, leaving everyone almost breathless.
For some reason, he's in Gotham (There actually is a reason, but that's a post for another time) and he's been invited to a Startup Event so he can be able to find funding for the company he's started to make. Due to the rumors around him being a skilled engineer, Bruce had sent Jason in to help make investigations since he's learned that Danny lives right in the heart of Crime Alley.
Jason, now wanting to know everyone in his turf finally finds Danny and being as someone who's been dead and revived, he qualifies to be one of Danny's subjects. Only, Jason obviously doesn't know that.
So here Jason is, really trying to wrap his brain about why he thinks this man who looks like he hasn't slept in three weeks (actually, it's 3 and a half weeks thank you very much) is the most beautiful person he's ever seen. The way there's a subtle glow only visible to him. The way he smiled, albeit awkwardly.
Danny, on the other hand, is just confused as fuck. He sees Jason and goes, "Oh! Someone interested in maybe funding me! Here! Let me info dump on you about how it works!" and Jason is just like, "Uhuh yeah. You're pretty."
"What?"
"What?! I said your company is pretty."
"My company is pretty?"
"Pretty cool! I said your company is pretty cool. I- Uh- I have to go." Jason just leaves a blushing mess.
Bruce, in the batcave is just confused as to why his son is having a bisexual crisis in the middle of a mission. Dick is just laughing his head off watching his stone cold brick of a baby brother literally stumble and bumble like an idiot in front of a tired twink.
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nosnexus · 3 days ago
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Hello, painting is hard and I don’t know what I’m doing, but at least there’s paint on a canvas lol
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br0nzefox · 2 days ago
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So I just finished rewatching Hannibal and I noticed a detail in the final scenes of the series.
In the final episode Will pulls himself and Hannibal off that cliff right? And then the camera pans down to the ocean where they fall.
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But the ocean is undisturbed. If two grown men fell into the ocean from a cliff there would be a pretty big splash. But there’s nothing. There is no sign of two bodies falling into the water. But the camera focuses on that.
There is NO WAY that is a coincidence. That it isn’t intentional. Otherwise it would be unnecessary to draw out attention to the ocean down below.
Plus the post credits scene is a pretty big hint that Will and Hannibal survived. There is no way Bedelia would cut up her own leg and prepare it and there is no one except Hannibal who would do so to her.
So my theory is the Fall was Will’s imagination. We already know his mind is prone to hallucinations so I think it is very plausible the fall was also one. It was more of a metaphorical fall. Wills moral fall. The FBI Agent Will Graham and the cold and emotionless Chesapeake Ripper are well and truly gone. Dead. Drowned. Their person suits shed. Will’s
And all that was left was the real Will and Hannibal. Monstrous, free and completely bound together.
“Can’t live with him, can’t live without him”
The old Will and Hannibal couldn’t, so they died that night in each others arms.
The new Will and Hannibal finally accept each other and themselves fully and truly. The blood, the gore and the love.
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naffeclipse · 1 day ago
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Y/N coping with the goddess of refuge and protection sending them to a monster with snakes for hair and trying to figure out how to clean the abandon temple without turning to stone
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death-is-a-simp · 3 days ago
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The older two brothers 2v2-ing the younger ones to get them to take core of themselves and/or not take over the universe will never not be funny to me.
Damian: Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you’re a coward. Dick: I’m worried about you.
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Tim: Strawberry milk doesn’t taste like strawberry OR milk. Jason: Go the fuck to sleep, Timothy.
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arcturism · 2 days ago
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Autistic Regulus with sound sensitivity; strong and sudden noises make him uneasy and anxious, and even everyday sounds can cause him distress.
James always doing his best for him, finding out new things together; learning from mistakes, the genuine desire to be a safe space. Regulus getting used to James, slowly and steadily. His excited tone, his laugh, his singing voice. Every part of James is solace, little pieces of his domesticity.
James fixing a squeaky door, covering Regulus’ ears when they’re in loud places, always having spare earplugs.
Their love working like a well oiled machine, a very quiet and peaceful one.
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crystal--lungs · 2 days ago
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Idk why I drew Ringo again even in the first idea there should be Paul
[Edit: I changed his hair a little bit]
And also I was inspired by one non-beatles song
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I just love the way I drew his face♡♡♡
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damosmith · 2 days ago
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i said this almost a week ago and i haven’t even started it yet :3
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im gonna draw this soon (like in the next week or something)
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3liza · 3 days ago
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i found this Ziosk Aurizon Z500 POS on the ground a while ago. who knows what's in there. it does boot but I don't have a charger and it's out of power. do you want it?
this is one of those things that sits on tables in Olive Garden and Chili's and scams children into buying tablet games that are automatically added to your bill. lmfao
i listed it on Mercari. make an offer, I have absolutely no idea what it's worth. there are other POS units on Mercari and eBay but no one has ever sold a Z500 as far as I can find. it's heavy (almost four pounds) so keep the shipping price in mind
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coffee-master · 2 days ago
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[Warning contains ship Metamy]
Amy: And remember when I die of old age-
Metal: "You want me to move on"? Never.
Amy: I know it can be hard, but-
Metal: Incorrect. It'll never happen.
Amy: But you need to-
Metal: I'm buying a fricking ouija board.
Amy: What.
Metal: When you die, I'm gonna call you from afterlife and we'll have a long-distance relationship.
Amy too shocked to even response: ...
Metal: We're gonna be like a gossip girlfriends till the end of the universe-
Amy thinking: *I'm so much in love with them now-*
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nondistinctmeganerd · 3 days ago
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listen, i love tim drake BUT (pls don't kill me for this) i love jason todd so much more its not even funny
it's to the point where when i see a tim-centric fic it pisses me off so bad ESPECIALLY angst
jason is RIGHT THERE with the most trauma you can possibly fit in that bad boy
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diminuel · 1 day ago
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#crocodile he did leave bite marks #just open your shirt #it’s pay back for the time you mauled his neck
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Two can play this game!
(I don't know what the game is - find the most effective way to shock your wife husband?)
Crocodile showing up to a warlords meeting covered in lipstick marks
The next day the front page of the paper reads “mysterious wife of Sir Crocodile?”
Dragon has never been so smug
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*gigglesnort*
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