#prob finds a shortcut (like ben lmao) and finishes by the skin of his teeth | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

zorosdimples · 2 months

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sending childe—a notoriously impatient man—on an impossible scavenger hunt as a way to stave off his advances (since he won’t take “no” for an answer). you tell him that if he can complete it within a day’s time, he can court you.

#a la leslie knope #this is so funny to me #getting zhongli’s help.............. i feel like he would know old riddles that are hard to solve #anyway at first childe thinks he’s got it in the bag like the cocky shit he is #but then he gets a wakeup call #and then he panics #and then he starts hacking and slashing his way through #prob finds a shortcut (like ben lmao) and finishes by the skin of his teeth #unfortunately for you #you’re like penelope (the odyssey) except you’re keeping suitors away just because you don’t want them.#not because you’re waiting for your lying cheating bastard husband #childe <3

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