#private number call

[arthur-lesters-left-arm]

arthur lester: a man who will never beat the allegations™️

[ambienaisha]

"U didn't put cheese on my cheeseburger i outta come shoot yall" "uhhm I think someone farted on my mcchicken" ONE MORE PRANK CALL AND I AM THREATENING HARM AND DEATH AND DEATH AND DEATH AMD DEATH AMD ETHAD AND EDDEATH AND SDEATH

[mariocki]

Honor Blackman guest stars as art expert Syd Lewis in Saber of London: Deep in the Heart of Chelsea (1.3, NBC, 1957)

[ruvviks]

what's the point of making an appointment if i'm gonna be called at the most inconvenient of times earlier that day anyway

[vampyrluver]

Should i be worried if a private number has called me twice in 1 hour, i have stalker trauma so i fear my judgment may be clouded

[r3dblccd]

Today about 2 in the morning I heard my phone buzzing. Me not knowing on what planet I'm on automatically clicked the phone as if I'm turning off an alarm but then I heard a fucking 'Hello' coming from my phone and just stared at my screen in silence for a hot second and stopped the call immediately

[elibeeline]

It happened. I missed the fucking doctor's call

[mattsmemes]

[justthinkingaboutlouis]

5 things you love about louis?

1.Louis' Voice obviously the music he makes and other artists that he recommends.

2.His RESILIENCE.

3.Cool boss. I've said it before I'll say it again Louis is the boss everyone wishes to have.

4.His Love, caring and protective nature be it family, friends or fans.

5. His Personality!!!!! I love it sooooooooooooo much but most importantly how funny he is without being mean. I remember watching videos of Louis during 1d Xfactor days and thinking wow one can be funny without being mean especially to girls yk? Why can't boys in general be like that. Because most of the time if someone is trying to be funny they often make a joke about girls especially teenage girls all other 1d boys are nice too but Louis? I have always loved still love how funny he is.

Special shout out to Louis' smile! Louis' laugh! Louis' cheekbones and Louis arms.

I Love talking about Louis thanks for asking 😘🫶🏼. I hope you have had a wonderful Sunday and have a lovely Monday.

[jerrylewis-thekid]

Live performances became a staple of Lewis' career and over the years he performed at casinos, theaters, and state fairs. In February 1957, Lewis followed Garland at the Palace Theater in New York and Martin called on the phone during this period to wish him the best of luck. "I've never been happier," said Lewis. "I have peace of mind for the first time."

"Jerry Lewis 'Goes Over' in a Big Way," The Star Press (Muncie, Indiana). @starryyide

[kkusuka]

pt. 2

your roommate was a strange man.

can you even really call him a roommate if he's only home for one week every few months? but when he is home, simon riley is a pretty good roommate.

he fixes the heater that's been broken for two months, he replaces the faucet after it drenches you for turning it on too quick, he even takes a look at your car when you mention how your breaks have been squeaking. but other than his penchant for whiskey and the color black, you really don't know much about the man you've been living with for more than a year.

he's in the military, you know that for sure. he works with a team because he tells you that you have a striking resemblance to a man names "soap"? you take that as a compliment even if he didn't really mean it to be one. he wears combat boots even when he's off, you buy him a pair for his birthday that he doesn't take off until soles wear out. but all of these are merely observations, you don't actually know anything about him.

and it's not like you don't try to find out more things about him. you search his name on google- nothing. you ask him about his social media- 'don't got any'. you never ask about family because he never brings them up. all you have is a phone number and the license plate on his beat up dodge charger.

so, getting a call in the middle of the night, three months after you'd last seen simon, about a mission taking a bad turn and simon taking a bullet for an american private. all you really manage to catch after that was the hospital's address and a room number to ask for.

you feel like you're in a trance as you pack yourself an overnight bag, then move to simon's room and just start grabbing the softest clothes you can find and a bunch of snacks from his side of the pantry, then you're off.

you didn't want to see desperate or overly worried about a man whose favorite song you don't know but you're pushing into the high 90s on your way down. and your mind isn't clear until you're standing in front of a tired looking nurse in sanrio scrubs.

"um, i need to get into room 1206?" you barely choke the words out before she's getting up to lead you, "oh! mrs. riley, they told me you were on your way."

"oh-i'm, well" and if you hadn't watch so many hospital shows where they don't let anyone but family into the room you would have just told her the truth, but you just shut your mouth, give her a tight smile, and follow her down the hallway.

the room doesn’t take long to get to, but the door is shut and you can hear the people inside talking. but the nurse doesn't even hesitate to swing the door wide open, "mr. riley, your wife is here."

and then there are four sets of eyes trained on you, but all you can look at is the hulking figure of your roommate sat up in his comically small hospital bed. and all you can muster up is a slight smile and a small wave in his direction before the bags you're holding fly straight onto the floor.

"oh, shoot- i'm sorry. i didn't know if you needed anything so i just grabbed some things from your dresser- and some of those granola bars you like, and there should be a gatorade somewhere in there. and, oh my god, i'm sorry, how are you? i came as soon as they called, and they said you got shot, and-"

"calm down, sweetheart, or yer gonna be the one that needs a hospital bed." ok, simon could still speak that was good, and he was conscious and remembered you.

"i'm sorry. i just got worried, and-" simon knew you well enough to know that you'll worry yourself to death if he lets you keep going, "nothin' to worry about, sweetheart, pull up a chair, you've 'ad stressful few hours."

you practically fell back into the chair that the man with the kindest brown eyes you've ever seen pushed towards you. and for the first time since you arrived, you took a deep, long breath. hand clasped in your lap as you take simon in.

"feeling any better, mrs. riley?"

"she's fine, garrick." 

'garrick' seems utterly unphased by your roommate's- husband's? you can address that later- tone and just continues to smile at you.

"c'mon simon, we just wannae ken 'bout the bonnie lass yer hidin' from yer pals. ye 'aven't even introduced us." you're glad the scot waited until you'd calmed down to start speaking because it took you at least 30 seconds to realize he was even talking about you.

"sweetheart these are the boys, boys this is sweetheart, now fuck off before you scare 'er away"

they didn’t seem like they were going to leave until the older man practically dragged them out saying something about the heaping loads of paperwork they had to do. so will a little wave and a cheeky smile, they were gone.

"so, um, ho-how are you feeling? they, uh, said that you got shot?"

" 'm fine, sweetheart, better knowing i've got a bird at home who'll come runnin' cause she thinks 'm hurt, yeah wife?"

yeah, maybe you'll let the mrs. riley thing go on for a little bit longer.

idk i just really like the idea of simon just picking someone random and being like 'yeah this is it, you're mine now' and they have literally no idea

[scrumptiousheartbasement]

Zangi.

[ihavedonenothingright]

The experience of being misgendered while talking to admin about your tax info because they assume you're your own parent is wildly strange.

[sehodreamsthoughts]

I WAS MEAN TO A GIRL AN NOW I FEEL LIKE SHIT.

WHY WAS I MEAN, THAT'S NOT THE USUAL ME!!!

[isaacathom]

i love playing with names so much. any story or setting where theres a deliberate use of names and differing terms of address and you can really read into a characters choices and it says so much is the Good Fucking Shit

[abnormallycreative]

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