#priness ironfan

[janetbrown711]

OTP ask game: Ironbull

Who made the first move: Probably DBK bc Ironfan was too busy punching him in the face and thinking of him as a (cute) enemy before he confessed, which probably worked to sway her to give him a chance and such

Who said 'I love you' first: ngl I feel like bc of Ye Olde Times DBK would say it as part of his confession

How often they fight: Fighting is their foreplay

Big spoon little spoon: I want to to take one loom at DBK and Ironfan and guess and/or wonder how on earth DBK could ever be little spoon (he'd probably like it tho)

Nicknames: For DBK– darling, my love, beastie, and many more NSFW ones. For Ironfan– my love, my pet, princess, my windstorm

Who's the better cook: DBK. Princess Ironfan always had/has servants do it for her, but DBK literally had a food truck and can make some mean spicy kabobs and falafel

Their song:

Who remembers their anniversaries: Both do, but DBK with more intensity (since according to JTTW he's got a thing about dates down to the exact hour, minute, and even second).

Their favorite thing to do together: watch Cooking with Chang'E and plan to take over the world

Who "wears the pants": varies based on situation so it's fairly equal. Leans a bit towards DBK bc he's the king and she's just the princess when it comes to decisions

How they would get engaged: barely any engagement, I imagine a runaway marriage/secret elopement (since PIF gets cast out of heaven right after and all)

What their wedding would be like: see above

How many kids they'll have: I imagine they'd want a whole legion before the Samadhi Fire Incident, where they'd make the hard decision to just stick to Red Son for the safety of everyone

Send a ship !!!