#prime hydration

[blatentmisinformation]

Prime Energy and Hydration are produced and bottled in the same facilities where the chemicals for lethal injections were once prepared

[noahfuel-gaming]

I finally found Prime after months of searching

[kingofpizza]

250 likes!

[ahoyitsted]

Hello groovy dudes

Long time no see, huh? Anyways I'm back from the store again tho the milk was overpriced and I have one cigarette left so I'll make it quick. Come watch me make ugly faces at bad drinks on youtube 😘

[half-a-dozen-roses]

Not sure if I’m having one of those “ageing population of tumblr” moments, or if the younger generation have genuinely reached a new peak of stupid...

For context; I work in a popular budget supermarket in the UK. Within the first hour of my shift today, I was approached by several customers - all of whom either were or had pre-teen/teen kids - asking me if we had any “Prime.” I thought this was something Amazon related, or that maybe I was just mishearing them, or that they had our store confused with another with a very similar sounding name and were looking for something of theirs.

Anyway, I told them all “no” and carried on my day, only slightly curious about this mystery item people wanted. 

Usually, people want the big, middle aisle items. Things we only get seasonally and in limited numbers and which are usually great bargains. Things like heated clothes horses (actually the best thing I’ve ever bought from work) air fryers and of course, the famous carrot plush toys we get every Christmas from the TV ads... I assumed it would be something along these lines.

I was wrong.

On my break, I googled this mystery “Prime” item and discovered that it is actually.... *drumroll*

Juice.

Like, individual, single serve bottles of juice. Not big 2 Litre bottles you can share, but a single serving of juice...

Or rather, a “Hydration drink” (as opposed to???) as described by its creators. The reason it’s in high demand? Said creators are (apparently) famous You tubers (no-one I’ve heard of) and the high demand for the juice they’ve teamed up to create (sorry, “water based hydration drink” - I wish I wasn’t quoting that directly, but here we are) is coming directly from their pre-teen/teen mass followers they have.

Apparently we had a queue outside our store at 5am just for this juice. We had to limit it to 1 bottle per customer. We sold out within minutes.

Am I turning into a grumpy old woman, or is that just totally insane?

I remember the excitement of queuing all night/early morning for cool stuff when I was younger. But that was things that were actually worth the effort. Like when the latest HP books came out and EVERYONE wanted to read them first and nobody wanted to be left behind, or when a big, highly anticipated film came out with midnight screenings (like LOTR) and even things like popular festivals/concert tickets would be worth queuing for.

But this? This seems absurd. It’s literally just JUICE. We sell that every day, this one doesn’t seem all that special. In fact it doesn’t even look nice!

What am I missing? Anything? Have the teens of today gone mad, or am I just doing what the boomers did to us milennials whenever we enjoyed anything????

[angeladowling]

Prime Hydration X

Evening

We search all over town to find the X Edition Prime. Enjoy 😉 K.S.I Logan Paul

@#Prime #PrimeHydration #Drinks #foryoupage #foryou #fypシ

[heartoutlyss]

sponsor me @logan paul and ksi

[dronlop]

PRIME hydration

[kilsan-tv]

Im in my Prime!

[jesscarioflips7]

New video on youtube!

[ianthreetwo]

Orange PRIME Hydration Review!

[kingofpizza]

100 likes!

[technicallyhappyarcade]

Hydration: The Key to Wellness and Vitality

Hydration is an essential aspect of maintaining overall health and well-being. Our bodies rely on water to function optimally, and staying properly hydrated offers numerous benefits. This article will explore the importance of hydration, how much water we need daily, the signs of dehydration, and effective ways to stay hydrated. Proper hydration is crucial for our bodies to perform various functions efficiently. Water plays a vital role in maintaining body temperature, transporting nutrients, flushing out toxins, and cushioning joints. Additionally, adequate hydration helps improve digestion and supports healthy skin.

[toonixart]

Logan Paul x Prime x Maverick

[pyrosquirrely]

I found this turtle friend when I was out for a run.

It dont like prime.

[kcloveswrestling]

So, I’m not a big fan of Logan Paul…but when it comes to drinks that replenish electrolytes and help with hydration, the blue raspberry prime is my favorite. It doesn’t have too much flavor or too little flavor.