#pretty sure this whole outfit is from breezy lol

[wanderingaldecaldo]

I am so in love with her.

[whatifyoulivelikethat]

ice lolly, m | ksj

pairing(s): seokjin x reader

summary: You (accidentally?) deep throat a popsicle in front of Min Yoongi. It's not what it looks like! Well, it kinda is, but you have a good reason! You just want to give your boyfriend, Kim Seokjin, a mind-blowing blowjob and you read some stuff online and, uh... okay, that still doesn't sound like a good reason, but I swear it is.

warnings: rated M (18+) for language; established relationship; featuring seagull-BTS LOL; crack and fluff; smut (fem reader, m-receiving oral); ft Min Yoongi witnessing your, um, attempt XD; my tongue technology strikes again, maybe you'll learn something?

this is inspired by your hapless adventures, cat whiskers. you told me not to do it, but I'm a brat and I did it anyway LMAO get rekt

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So.

You read this thing online.

What if you just...

"What are you doing?"

You started with a shriek, jamming the entire ice lolly right into the back of your throat, instantly choking and yanking it out of your mouth, only for it to be flung off the wooden stick and fly across the sidewalk, leaving a long, ice-blue streak of melting sugar syrup ending with a demolished hunk of discarded popsicle.

A seagull immediately appeared to peck at it.

You gawked, still clutching the wooden stick, Min Yoongi standing beside the bench you were sitting on.

"Why did you try to deep throat your popsicle?"

A second seagull arrived to peck at the icy hunk of sugar water.

Your mouth was still open, mechanically jerking to face him with fire-red cheeks, and it wasn’t because of the bright sunny weather. He looked very much like a disgruntled cat with his expression, black eyebrow raised, dark brown eyes narrowed, pink lips slightly pursed. Yoongi squinted disapprovingly from under his wide-brimmed straw hat. He wore a long-sleeved black shirt under a white t-shirt, breezy black trousers, and sandals.

Yoongi hated the sun.

A third seagull flapped down onto the boardwalk and joined the other two to poke at the rapidly melting mess on the ground.

"Um..."

He raised a hand dismissively, eyes flicking away from you. "On second thought, don't tell me. I don't want to know." Yoongi jammed his black clutch under his armpit and ripped open his own cold sweet treat, turning away from you to face the ocean.

A fourth seagull flocked over to peck one of them in the head and assist in devouring the ice pop.

"Hey, hyung, what flavor did you get?" a smooth baritone voice piped, appearing in an aqua-and-pink colorful shirt and brown shorts with snazzy sunglasses and tan skin.

You were staring at the four seagulls eating your ice lolly with glee, somewhat frozen yourself, feeling a mixture of jealous, mortified, and absolutely ready to chuck yourself into the ocean if Yoongi said anything to out you to Kim Taehyung right now.

"I don't know. I told them to pick one at random," the straw hat replied.

A fifth seagull appeared, slightly smaller than the rest, poking one in the neck and squawking before trying to prod at the puddle of blue syrup with a small chunk of ice in it.

"I got strawberry," Taehyung replied.

Two more seagulls swooped down, pushing the other five all around. All of them were now pecking at the ice-blue sugar syrup, honking and squawking. Like laughter. One of the seagulls had a weird cry, like a cloth rubbed onto wet glass.

Or a windshield wiper on a car window.

"Disgusting."

You narrowed your eyes at the seven seagulls.

We they... laughing at you?

"Strawberry-flavored things are the worst."

You jumped as someone sat down next to you, ripping open a paper package. He was wearing a short-sleeved pale pink dress shirt with a flashy tie and long blue shorts. A familiar someone dressed like this. He placed his backpack down next to you, smiling brilliantly. Full lips, sparkling brown eyes, milk chocolate-colored locks framing his handsome face.

Your boyfriend, Kim Seokjin.

"S-Seokjin!"

He grinned and leaned in, kissing you lightly. Then he became flustered and laughed awkwardly, a little squeaky, almost like a windshield wiper on a car window.

"Hah, sorry, you looked really cute just now."

You blinked rapidly.

Do you tell your boyfriend that you tried to deep throat your ice lolly in attempt to see if you could extend your tongue around the bottom because you read on a certain-website-not-to-be-named that it might be possible to suck dick and lick balls at the same time and you were determined to learn so you could perform said act?

And do you tell Seokjin that Min Yoongi caught you in the middle of it?

Er…

Seokjin cheerfully licked at his lemon ice pop, oblivious to your inner struggle.

"Where's yours? I thought you got one too?"

The seven seagulls cackled. You glared at them, ready to fight.

"Hyung."

Never mind, you paled to the color of rice paper as the deep voice with a little rasp to it appeared beside Seokjin, straw hat and all. You wished you could merge with your pastel floral summer dress and float off with the sea breeze, straight into the ocean after seeing the deadpan expression of Min Yoongi holding a mint green popsicle.

He looked bored, but his eyes were mocking you.

Asshole.

"She dropped it by accident."

"Ah, really?" Seokjin frowned, nudging you with his hand. "Here, have some of mine. I'll share with you." He wrapped his arm around you and patted your shoulder fondly, holding his ice lolly out to you. You felt your heart skip a little at his kindness and closeness.

Yoongi smirked behind Seokjin's head.

You narrowed your eyes at him.

The seven seagulls flapped off, flying above five guys standing near you three, eating icy sweet treats together on the boardwalk this sunny day, enjoying this nice retreat to the sea. A lone seagull popped out from behind a trashcan, trotting over, eyeing the wet spot of sugar syrup soaked into asphalt.

It slunk away in a back corner, dejected that there was nothing left.

"Come on, hurry before it melts."

You nibbled off a chunk. Mmm. Cold, lemony, and delicious. You smiled at Seokjin gratefully and he smiled back, warm and inviting, his cheeks puffing a little like the edges of raised bread. A little sheepish at the public display of affection, but unable to help it when he was with you.

"You might as well stick the whole thing in your mouth," Yoongi said off-handedly, walking away to the group of five guys, leaving you choking on the bench again as Seokjin rubbed your back soothingly, worriedly asking you what was wrong.

-

"YOU TRIED TO DEEP THROAT A POPSICLE?"

"Seokjinnie–"

"IN FRONT OF YOONGI?"

"Erm, it's not what it sounds like–"

"YOONGI???????"

“I swear it’s not what It sounds like!”

Seokjin yanked the towel off his head, half-dried brown hair sticking up every which way, gawping at you with a slack jaw and shocked brown eyes. He was wearing his emerald green silk pajamas, fresh after a nice shower from the hot day. You too, wore a set of pajamas, a matching outfit with Seokjin.

“It’s not what it sounds like?” he sputtered, flabbergasted, partly flabbered but mostly aghast.

You opened your mouth and closed it. Then you opened it again.

“Okay, it is what it sounds like, but–!”

Why did you bring this up now? Well, your boyfriend was asking you if you wanted to take some medicine and sleep early because you said you weren’t feeling well at dinner. He was a sweet bean and wanted the best for you, and the truth came out in mid-discussion. Seokjin and you had left earlier than everyone else, declining the scenic walk home, mostly because you could no longer stand Yoongi making snide remarks that meant nothing to anyone else except you.

“You might need a bit more force to suck up that thick milkshake. Or wait for it to melt.”

“That’s a pretty big piece of steak. Maybe you should cut it a bit smaller, so you don’t choke.”

“You sure you don’t want to stay for dessert? We could stop by the store and get you an ice lolly on our way home.”

You glared at him all evening.

Yoongi just smirked when Seokjin wasn’t looking.

Asshole.

“Why would you do that in public?” Seokjin was saying, yanking you back to reality and out of your daydreams of socking that smug little shit in the face. “Why would you do that at all?”

“G-Gah, it… it just… just occurred to me…”

“It occurred to you to suck an ice lolly like a dick?”

Seokjin looked as if he was going to pass out and divorce you at the same time and you weren’t even married yet.

“Why, because you’re going to suck frozen dick at some point in your life? Because my dick isn’t ever at subzero temperatures, so unless you’re sucking Mr. Freeze or Subzero’s dick–”

You waved your arms in a panicky manner, flapping your sleeves like a fucking seagull. “No, no, no, I read something online–”

“Oh, you read something online!” he exclaimed, wiggling in place, and now it sure as hell sounded like Kim Seokjin was mocking you while also being disappointed in you and if that wasn’t the most big dad energy you weren’t sure what was. “Yes, because that totally means you should perform fellatio on an ice pop in front of Yoongi of all fucking people! Are you trying to get bronchitis or something–”

“I admit it was a mistake!”

“A miss-take! It was a terrible take! Cut! Refilm! Actually, no, because maybe don’t try to give a blowjob to a fucking popsicle at the boardwalk in broad daylight!”

You smacked Seokjin in the chest and he looked highly offended, finally shutting up for one goddamn second so you could (poorly) explain your logic behind the incident.

“Look, Yoongi was not supposed to be there. At all. I got mine first and you all were deciding and arguing, so I decided to sit down and eat it, but then I noticed it was a specific length–”

Seokjin’s eyebrows rose so high they nearly left his face.

You prodded him in the pecs and he winced, pouting at you.

“So, I tried to put it in my mouth, but then Yoongi showed up and fucking spooked me and I jabbed myself in the throat because I was surprised and ended up rocket-launching my ice lolly across the sidewalk and then these fucking seagulls showed up, those bastards–”

“None of this explains why you tried to do it in the first place.”

“Uh…”

Your eyes shifted awkwardly.

Seokjin impatiently tapped his naked wrist that had no watch on it.

“I read it… in an online smut story I was reading…”

You perfectly handsome boyfriend might actually get a wrinkle if he continued to raise his eyebrows to the fucking moon. “You do what?”

You poked your index fingers together, biting your lip. “Because… I’m not very good at it… so I was thinking maybe I could learn some tips or something…”

“What?”

Now his voice was soft, immediately dropping the act and his anger. You saw him reach out and place his hand over yours, wrapping his fingers around tightly, tugging. You looked up and he tilted his head, brow knitted in worry.

“Hey,” Seokjin frowned, full lower lip sticking out. “What do you mean, you’re not good at it? You are. I like everything you do.”

You chewed on your lip anxiously. “But… but…” It was a stupid thought and, honestly, not that big of a deal, but it had been eating away at you for a while, so you just winced and let it out.

“You never finish with my mouth.”

Rapid blinking was his response. His eyebrows disappeared under his brown hair again.

“And it bothers me. You always finish with your hand into my mouth, but I can’t seem to do it by myself.”

Seokjin’s lips parted, looking apologetic. “Why didn’t you say anything sooner?”

You wrung your hands, loosening his grip on you. “I don’t know, it seems weird to say in the moment and it’s embarrassing… I thought maybe I wasn’t good enough…”

“No, no,” he said gently, holding your shoulders and shaking his head. “I...” His ears turned bright red and he swallowed. “I just like… seeing it shoot out into your mouth.” He coughed awkwardly, squeezing your shoulders. “It’s, er, nice, watching my cum drip onto your tongue and lips…” Seokjin cleared his throat and smiled, cheeks puffing out, looking a bit like the sides of freshly baked bread. “I didn’t realize my selfishness was making you feel inadequate. That’s not it at all. I only wanted to make it easier on you, and, cough, it’s kind of hot…”

“O… oh.”

He patted your shoulder fondly. “It’s only a misunderstanding. We can do whatever you want next time, okay? I’m sorry I made you feel that way. I will do better.”

You nodded and smiled, feeling much more relieved about the whole thing. Seokjin always had the ability to help you let things go, and it always made you feel a little lighter. It was part of the past now and you wouldn’t be bothered if Yoongi teased you any longer, because you had the best boyfriend in the whole world. There was no need to feel embarrassed.

You wrapped your arms around Seokjin and gave him a big, fierce hug.

Only to be impaled in the lower stomach.

“Ow!”

“Ack!”

You jerked back, whipping your head down.

“No, no, no, stop! Stop looking!”

“Why are you hard?!”

Seokjin waved his arms and abruptly flapped his hands down on his massive tent. “We were talking about blowjobs! And you! What do you think is going to happen?” he spluttered, the red creeping from his ears to his cheeks now, matching the exact shades used on merchandise during Christmas time with emerald green pajamas and a red face.

You gawked at him and he gawked back.

Wait.

“This is a perfect chance!”

“No, no, no, it is not, cease and desist, woman! Everyone is coming back soo–Gah!”

There was flurry of movement and Seokjin’s pajama pants were flung off, along with his shirt, and you were pushing him down onto the bed, him panicking the entire time, but he couldn’t have been that mad about it, because he was helping you by backing up, yelping as you hooked your fingers over the waistband of his underwear and yanked down, freeing his erection that nearly slapped you in the face.

“You trying to take out my eyeball?” you teased, grinning.

“You assaulting me and you’re upset that I’m fighting back?” Seokjin retorted, trying to hide his smile and be serious, but he was terrible at that and so were you, both of you grinning like a pair of idiots.

Well, you were certainly a little bit of an idiot for trying to deep throat a – you’re right, we’ll let it go (for now).

“I learned some things,” you said excitedly, forcing his legs open abruptly and making him squeak.

“Things? Ack!”

You leaned down and lifted his hard length up delicately, licking a fat stripe from base to tip, sighing softly as you came into contact with the velvety skin and his clean scent, Seokjin gasping above you, but suddenly this was not about him, this was about the cock in front of you and all the information you had complied to this point, ready to apply your learning. You wrapped your lips around the head, swiping your tongue on the underside, and Seokjin groaned, hips twitching but you grabbed them and pressed them firmly to the bed, shooting him a glare.

“Don’t interrupt me,” you growled around his dick.

He gave you a helpless frown. “Hello, I’m still attached to this di–”

You stared at him and slid your tongue out from your lips, swirling it around his girth, pressing the sensitive tip around the contours of your mouth, his eyes widening as he witnessed spit dripping from the wet muscle.

“O… oh…”

You let your eyes drift over his form, slowly, slowly, savoring the lines of his body, broad shoulders, shapely collarbones, the curve downwards to his trim waist, all the while taking him your mouth, tongue and lips soft and mouth tight, breathing deeply, eyes flickering up to his face and his expanding pupils, watching you with awe.

“Holy shit… and you’re not even naked… o-oh, fuck…”

You cocked an eyebrow, probably looking much more confident than you actually felt, but that didn’t matter. Fake it till you make it, right? And besides, every protagonist in every story has a moment of letting go and having courage and this was your moment, inorganic or not, flexing your tongue against Seokjin’s ever stiffening length, his breathing turning into wispy moans, watching you poised over him with his dick in your mouth, still wearing the silk pajamas and yet.

He watched you with amazement, love and lust in his brown orbs.

“You’re the most beautiful woman in the world.”

Your ears burned hot and you tried not to choke on his dick in embarrassment.

Don’t ruin the moment!

Somehow you managed not to freak out and pressed your lips to the base of his cock, hitting his crotch, the uncomfortable feeling of too full expanding your throat, the head practically plugging your airway, but one glance at Seokjin and the suffocation was worth it, seeing him tip his head back, messy brown hair sliding past his forehead, groaning your name with his eyes closed.

You pulled back a little, took a breath, and went back down for the kill.

“What the fuck…?”

Lower lip opening, tongue stretching out, only able to move the tip a bit at the top of his balls. Hm. This wasn’t working. You adjusted and cupped a hand under them, lifting the two soft mounds and pressing them to your chin, your tongue swiping out over them, his dick bending a little in your mouth (more flexible and a lot warmer than an ice lolly, by the way), and Seokjin was losing it above you, shuddering and whining, a mix of curses and your name as you turned your head to get a different angle, the tip of his cock pushed to one side of your throat, determined to see what was most comfortable and got you the best reaction, saliva coating his balls and causing them to become more slippery. You furrowed your brows and gripped his balls tighter, smearing the slick liquid over the soft skin and Seokjin moaned obscenely loudly, falling onto the bed, back arching.

“Oooh, fuck, fuck, fuck…”

Abruptly, your throat spasmed, reminding you that needed to breathe, and you pulled back, coughing and panting slightly.

“Does that feel good?” you wheezed. Not the sexiest. You grimaced and cleared your throat, asking again. “Did that feel good for you?”

Seokjin tipped his head up, brown eyes glazed over, breathing hard. “Ah… It feels nice, but I don’t think I could finish with that…” Your frown deepened, but he shook his head, sending his brown hair floating everywhere. “It’s not tight enough. But it’s an insane turn on, so I think I could cum faster after…” He coughed, cheeks flushing. “After feeling and seeing it, you know?”

Your frown erased and you nodded, gently rubbing his soaked balls, seeing him shiver and his breathing shallow. “I think I understand, yeah.”

“Can… ah, can you finish me, p-please, ack, you k-keep – fuuuuuuuck…”

You went down again, but this time your focus was on the tightness of your mouth, tongue sliding from side to side, bobbing your head in a smooth, swift motion, keeping your lips soft, eyes closing as you felt his cock twitch inside your mouth, completely focused on the sensation of Seokjin in between your lips, breathing him in, the soft scent of fresh soap and his sweetness, trying to remember if there was anything you had forgotten.

Ah, yes!

You tipped your head back slightly and Seokjin cried out, heady and erotic, as the head of his cock dragged along the roof of your mouth before burying into your throat, over and over, hot saliva and a squirming tongue amplifying the sensation, realizing you needed to relax your throat but clench your mouth muscles while relaxing your lips and doing all this while keeping track of where his cock was going in your mouth so you didn’t accidentally choke on his dick.

A whole new level of multitasking.

Was the writer of that erotica you were reading some kind of sex god, because what the fuck–

But it didn’t matter, because even if it was sloppy and you couldn’t focus on all these things simultaneously, Seokjin was feeling only pleasure, fingers curling in the sheets, barely able to choke out his words through his moans.

“F-Faster, please…”

Faster? You could barely keep up as it was!

“Please…” he whined and you obeyed immediately, faster it was, because you were weak for him, weak for Kim Seokjin and his pleading face, pupils so blown out he seemed intoxicated, drunk on pleasure, and that made you aroused too, seeing your effect of him, tightening ever more and increasing the pace, the wet smacking sounds quickening, echoing in the bedroom with his lustful groans of your name, so sweet and loving that if you weren’t going to pass out from how fast you were going, you were surely going to pass out from the overwhelming adoration in his eyes. It made you push for a little bit more, push your limits a little harder, made you feel like you could do this.

For him.

“Oh, fuck, I’m gonna cum, fuck!”

Seokjin gripped the sheets tight and threw his head back, chest expanding with a low moan, thrusting his hips up and cock jolting, shooting thick streams into your throat, and your eyes widened, forced to stop, feeling his cum pool, creamy and viscous, tasting the delicious saltiness at the base of your tongue, your eyelids fluttering a little at the feeling of the tip rutting against the roof of your mouth and more dribbling out, coating the inside of your mouth.

Oh.

Oooh, fuck, it felt good.

You swallowed, feeling victorious and insanely horny, tongue circling round and round his flinching stiffness, able to sense the pulse and his shudders, descending again because you couldn’t get enough, so good, the feeling of him still in your mouth, him shivering at your persistent licks and light sucks, stroking his hips and moaning at the skin to skin.

The front door banged open downstairs and there was a lot of laughing and shouting.

Your eyes snapped open and Seokjin looked back at you in sheer panic.

The footsteps up the stairs proved they were being taken two at a time.

“Shit.”

Never had Seokjin yanked his cock so fast out of your lips (sad) and snatched his underwear and pajamas, bolting to the bathroom and throwing himself in there in record time the literal second the bedroom door was yanked open by rambunctious strength and a grin whose front teeth were ever-so-slightly too large for his face.

“Hyung, noona!”

You were laying with your head in your hand and your elbow on the bed, which was probably too sexual and weird for Jeon Jungkook, but that was all you got that this moment. He gave you a slightly disturbed and confused look under his big black bucket hat.

“Where’s hyung?”

You coughed and lowered your hand, trying to get in a less awkward position. “B-bathroom…” you rasped. Oh no. Did you go too hard? You sounded a bit like the crypt keeper. Fortunately, you didn’t look like one, so there was that. You rubbed your throat, wincing at the soreness. You definitely went a bit rough. You weren’t no young spring chicken anymore. You were going to feel that in the morning.

Sacrifices had to be made.

Jungkook pouted, bounding up to you and tilting his head. He was a moving black fabric mountain with his long-sleeved shirt and billowy shorts. “Are you really sick, noona? Do you want hot tea or some milk?”

Oh my God, Jungkook, I just sucked some dick and that’s why I sound dead.

Don’t say that.

“I… I’ll be fine, Jungkook. Did you have a nice walk?”

“Oh, yeah! There were fireworks! I think the city was celebrating something, and it was so colorful and pretty…”

You sat there and nodded, trying to listen intently while trying not to think about how Seokjin was in the bathroom rinsing off his saliva and cum-covered dick literal meters from you and oblivious Jungkook.

You saw movement behind Jungkook’s excitedly bouncing head. No straw hat, just black hair flattened against his forehead, covering his cat-like, dark brown eyes.

Yoongi.

He smirked, holding up a box.

Frozen ice lollys, the fizzy soda flavor that was light blue.

A muscle in your eye twitched.

Asshole.

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masterpost

[silkkpopbonnet]

7 Nights of Monsta X

Pre-Game

The bold indicates texting, just in case someone gets confused

“I’m adding her to the group chat now,” Hyungwon sat down heavily in a high-backed chair in the living room. Crossing one leg over the other, he watched as the rest of his members gathered around and sat. “Do not embarrass me.” 

“No one is going to, come on, add us already.” Kihyun sat on the floor, legs crossed with his phone near his face. 

As everyone else took out their phones ready and waiting, slowly Hyungwon let his fingers drift over their numbers and added the guys one by one. 

“Let’s just introduce ourselves, leader to youngest, and send a picture then wait for her to respond.” Hyungwon instructed.

Shownu took a deep breath, typing quickly he lifted his phone opting to take a right now photo instead of one of the ones he had saved. 

Smiling, Wonho already had his message typed and sent a picture of him shirtless and flexing. 

“Come on hyung!” Minhyuk shook his head. “Not all of us look like carved marble.” 

“I like to work out, I want her to like my results.” 

Jooheon rolled his eyes, sending a picture of himself. “What woman doesn’t?” 

“You’d be surprised.” Shownu and Wonho said in unison. 

“Wait,” I.M. sat up excitedly. “She’s responding.” 

Kihyun and Minhyuk had been jealous that I.M. had been the first to talk to her last night. They spent half of the day speaking to each other in English, practicing different phrases. Unsurprisingly enough, it was Hyungwon, Shownu , and Wonho who were the most relaxed about the whole thing. Jooheon was on the fence and everyone could see the visible sweat on I.M.’s brow though he swore he was excited to meet her and cool as a cucumber. 

Alexis: Hey fellas, I am seeing some very handsome faces in your group. I’m quite flattered that you would choose me to entertain you. 

She sent six pictures of herslef to the chat. Everyday looks, out and about, as well as some full body racy shots. 

Wonho: We were stunned by you, so I suppose the feeling is mutual.

Jooheon grunted. “Show off.” 

Jooheon: So let’s cut to the chase, who is more attractive? Who do you like best? 

“Don’t ask her that.” Shownu interrupted before typing in the chat. 

Shownu: You don’t have to answer that, I’m sorry. We are excited to see you tonight.

Minhyuk: Is there something special you'd like for us to do? Have ready for you? 

I.M.: Champagne?

Alexis: LOL! I find all of you equally handsome. There is something about each of you that I find irresistible. We can save that for later. I’m thinking this first night we can get to know each other. Talk, mingle and see where it goes from there. I have to learn seven men over the course of eight days?

Hyungwon: A month if you like us that much

Kihyun: Maybe longer if you like what we can give you

Alexis: And what exactly do you have that I would like Kihyun?

He faltered, nearly dropping his phone as the other members snapped their heads up to look at him. 

Kihyun: You’ll see.

Alexis: So you’re a tease? 

Hyungwon: I think that title belongs to Wonho and I.

Alexis: I wondered where you were

Hyungwon: Me? 

Alexis: Yes, you, with the pretty lips

Wonho: Don’t butter him up, we’ll never hear the end of it. What time are we expecting you tonight? We can play some games to lighten the mood.

Alexis: Eight p.m. Hyungwon already sent me the address. 

Alexis: Question....do any of you play with each other?

Eyes darted around the room as a few settled on each other. Grins were shared and chuckle exchanged. There was a fluidity among the members that quite possibly wasn’t present in some groups, no need for extreme masculinity or overt maleness. The simple aspect of pleasure was given and shared by many and that’s all there was. There were no questions or comments to be made about it. 

Shownu: Some of us play well with the others. We know each other best. You’ll see. We will let you rest and get on with your day. It was nice talking to you, Alexis. 

Alexis: I’m already intrigued. See you later. 

Tossing his phone to the side, Hyungwon stood up and stretched. “I feel as though I should pregame.” 

“Tell everyone why don’t you? We have like four hours whats the use?” Jooheon shrugged. “We should clean up, order something light, or cook, except Hyungwon, shower and dress appropriately.” 

“I agree with that, except we should order something before she gets here.” Shownu nodded.

“I’m going to work out then, my room is clean, we just need to spruce up. Shouldn’t take long.” Wonho was already dressed for the gym. “It’ll take me two hours.” He glanced at Shownu. “Coming?”

“I’ll vacuum first.” 

“Then let’s get to it.” Tossing Kihyun a rag, Minhyuk got to picking up stray odd and ends. 

As the evening wound down, each man found himself in a bathroom or in front of a mirror inspecting himself or someone else. It was Hyungwon and Joheon who coordinated outfits for the night. Black was the go-to color, silk shirts open and breezy. While some chose leather pants, others opted for slacks. Minhyuk was making sure the refreshments were lined neatly on their trays, while I.M. cleaned several glasses before making sure the champagne was chilled. Shownu and Wonho were moving furniture back and placing a small eating table in the middle of the floor. Kihyun was turning on the fire place to a low setting, all the while stopping in front of whatever mirror to make sure his hair was perfectly coiffed. Hyungwon was giving directions, while Jooheon was changing his pants for the third time that night. 

When the doorbell rang all seven heads popped up from wherever they were as Shownu put his hands up for calm. 

“I.M. and Hyungwon answer the door. Everyone else stands here and wait.” 

“We can’t crowd her! That’s weird.” Opting for slacks, Jooheon buttoned his pants and stood in the living room. “Look casual.”

Wonho shook his head. “Sitting is rude, she’s a lady and a guest.”

“Just go, she’s probably wondering what’s taking so long.” Shownu waved the two off. 

As Hyungwon got closer to the door, he primed his chapstick once more, puckering his lips. 

“You look nice hyung, no worries.” I.M. smiled as he took a deep breath and opened the door. 

Alexis was tall like Minhyuk wanted, she had to be at least 5’8”. Long, shapely brown legs tapered up to wide hips and a slim waist. She wore a midi, black lace dress that tapered very low in the front, curving gently around the swells of her breasts. She wore a layered gold necklace a single pendant on one, the other held a gold rose with lacquered green petals. 

“Hyungwon and I.M.” Her silky voice crooned at them, one hand on her hip, the other held a small gold purse. “It’s nice to finally meet you.” 

I.M. dropped his phone, stared back at her and then smiled fumbling the device several times before he managed to pick it up. “I’m sorry.” He moved to one side, ushering Alexis inside. 

“Nervous?” She asked sweetly, as she strode past him in red-bottomed heels. She smelled warm and gentle, hints of lavender, ylang-ylang, chamomile, and marjoram, oozed from her skin. Alexis’s fingers brushed gently over I.M.’s chest, as she turned slightly back to look at him with a heated gaze. “Don’t be, we’re just talking, right? If anything else happens,” Leaning close, I.M. held his breath hoping his heart would stop beating so loud. “I’ll lead the way.” 

He could die right here and be happy. She spoke of confidence like it was her first language, dripped it from every pore. From the way she reached out and knew that Hyungwon would take her hand as she took off her shoes to the way she handed her purse back to I.M. and knew he would stand there. She was a queen, and he would kill to just be a slave in her court. 

Fine, long fingers brushed over Hyungwon’s cheek as she smiled at him. “Your lips are divine, but I don’t need to tell you that do I?” 

“Never,” Taking her hand, Hyungwon kissed her knuckles and continued to hold it. “You smell amazing, let me lead the way and introduce my friends.” 

“Of course, I’m eager to meet you all.” 

I.M. stood back a little, she had more than stunned him. Suddenly, he felt small. Everyone else had the confidence to go along with such bravado, especially Wonho, Hyngwon and Jooheon but him? Playing for videos was one thing, this was real life. He didn’t want to make a fool of himself in front of such a beautiful woman who probably had little time for men such as him. 

He looked up and saw Hyungwon frowning at him, urging him to hold his head up. He could do this, they were just talking. He was going to live up to the hype he lied about. 

Alexis walked into the living room of five standing men, smiling and nodding their heads at her. One by one they introduced themselves again though she already knew their names. The rug under her feet was plush and soft, Hyungwon helped her into a sitting position and sat next to her. 

“Don’t you guys look nice?” Her eyes lingered on Wonho, as her belly gave a flop. He was definitely the type to pick her up and fuck her while her head leaned back. “The leather suits you nicely.” 

“We can see if it’s something you like as well.” He handed her a glass of champagne. 

So he was smooth with comebacks in person as well? Alexis grinned. “I’m eager to try.” 

Wonho winked at her, while Minhyuk and Kihyun carried in small trays setting them on a table in the middle of the large carpet. 

“Tell us about you, Alexis, that is something we did not ask.” Minhyuk smiled, as Jooheon sat down on her other side.

“What do you want to know? I can be an open book.” She turned her head to acknowledge Jooheon, fingers slipping over his. His dimples were deep, and she grinned at his rugged-boyish features. 

“Where are you from?” Kihyun asked he was sitting across the table, clearly jealous of the space that Hyungwon and Jooheon took. 

“The US, more accurately New York. I came to Korea about two months ago, before I was in Busan.” 

Shownu nodded his head. “You needed a change of scenery?” 

Alexis knew how much to disclose and what to keep to herself, you had to in this line of work. In truth, she followed her benefactor here, but it was also to see something else. New York only offered so many opportunities and truth be told, the work for her was better her. As wrong as it seemed she was going to capitalize on being a black woman in Korea. 

“Well, I’m actually seeking my masters in Philosophy. Other than that, yes, I needed to get away from the US and see the world. Korea seemed like a great place to start.” 

“So you’d like to go to other places?” Wonho inquired. 

“Thailand, Vietnam, Taiwan, Italy, a few other places. To go home to Korea after short trips is what my goal is.” 

They guys nodded, while she sipped her champagne. It had a peach after taste and was perfectly chilled.

“Philosophy, so you’re a critical thinker, base your objections in logic?” I.M. finally found the strength to say something. 

Alexis grinned at I.M. nodding her head his way. “Exactly it demands strong communication skills in speech and writing. Which is demanded of me everyday.” She let her words linger, they knew what she meant. 

As the evening drifted on and the guys seemed to loosen up, alcohol in their systems and Alexis making them feel at ease, it was Jooheon who suggested the table be moved to play the paper pass game. 

“Not fair,” Wonho smiled. “You’re sitting next to Alexis.” 

“So, let’s do this.” Kihyun stood up. “After each round, we get to move and someone else sits next to her.” 

“Fair.” Minhyuk nodded. 

Much to the chagrin of Hyungwon and Jooheon. 

“Wait,” Alexis grinned, watching as Shownu got up and secured several small pieces of paper. “What is this game?” 

“I’ll put the paper on my mouth,” Jooheon explained. “I’ll pass it to you, and you must pass it to Hyungwon without dropping it. He has to take it from your mouth, we go around in a circle until we get back to you.” 

“So what happens to the person who dropped it?” 

“They go to the end of the line and lose another opportunity to move closer to you.” Hyungwon grinned. 

“If this is about kissing me,” Alexis leaned to her left and planted her lips on Hyungwon gently. “You could have asked.” 

Hyungwon wasn’t shy. Turning her face back towards him, he stole another kiss, letting his tongue linger over her bottom lip this time. “Your lips will be too sore I think.” 

“Maybe,” Alexis could feel the combination of being turned on and the alcohol start to warm her core. Turning to her right, she kissed Jooheon. “Or it could be a whole lot of fun, we can play the game of who can sit still while I kiss you.” 

“I like that better, throw the paper away.” Kihyun moved positions so he was near Jooheon. 

Laughing, Alexis stood up slowly. “In a line gentleman.” Her fingers caressed the back of Wonho’s neck as he passed her. “Hands in your lap, palms flat on your thighs. You get to watch each other, whoever moves, I stop, you lose.” 

“What does the winner get?” I.M. smiled, noticing how her gaze softened on him. 

“This first night goes to you.” 

Looking at each other, the guys grinned, ready for the fight. 

“Let’s play fellas.” 

Shownu was first, they decided to sit, leader to youngest, I.M. on the end palms sweaty as he watched his leader with rapt attention. 

Alexis kneeled in front of Shownu, arms on his shoulders as she leaned in closely. “Tell me what you like Shownu.” 

“I’m not picky,” He was trying not to lean forward into her scent. Trying his hardest not to lick his lips and accidentally touch hers. “Do what you want and I’m guaranteed to like it.” 

“Easy to please? My favorite kind of man.” 

“Hey!” Jooheon groaned from farther down the line. 

Alexis chuckled as her hand touched the back of Shownu’s head, playing in his dark hair. He moaned a bit, eyes closed as her nails rubbed his scalp. Mouth close, a chaste kiss on his mouth, their leader sat still, hands clenching his leather pants as both of Alexis's hands played in his hair. She sat up, and the warm smell of her skin enveloped Shownu. He couldn’t help it, just as her lips caressed his again, he dipped his head and gave a long lick to the top of her breasts. 

“Out,” Wonho tapped Shownu’s shoulder. “My turn.” 

Groaning, Shownu smiled a gentle grin that almost had Alexis heart-melting. He may be vanilla, but Shownu was sensual, he took his time and that was something she missed about this line of work. The romance, with the way he was looking at her, Shownu promised to show her just that. 

Chuckling, Alexis kissed Shownu’s cheek one last time before sitting in front of Wonho. “You look tough.” 

“So does Shownu.” His face may have been impassive, but the way his eyes ravaged her body, Alexis knew better. 

Subtle touching wasn’t going to work on him, or was it? Alexis immediately leaned forward her mouth on Wonho’s. Gentle pecks that turned into her tongue grazing over his lips, biting his lower lip. His fingers may have clenched but he didn’t move. Not even when Alexis pulled up her dress just enough to sit in his lap and grind down on his pelvis. He was hard, a fact that couldn’t go unnoticed as thick as his thighs were in these pants. Slowly, Alexis rubbed her hands over the growing length he hid, just as she raised one hand and tapped Wonho’s bottom lip. 

“Open.” 

Obediently, as he did so she squeezed his length earning a hiss as his hand covered hers. 

“Out!” Minhyuk and Kihyun laughed in unison. 

The rest of the game went the same, Minhyuk moved as soon as Alexis dragged her fingers down his chest, while Kihyun held on a bit longer but when she placed her hands gently on his throat he whimpered and grabbed her arms. Hyungwon was the same as Wonho, it took her grinding in his lap before he held onto her face and just decided to take his kiss. Jooheon was out when she placed his finger in her mouth and sucked on it. 

I.M. was last, sitting as still as he could, he licked his lips while still smiling Alexis reached out and caressed his cheek. “The baby boy.” 

I.M narrowed his eyes at her. “Not a baby.” 

“Aren’t you? I feel like you take instruction well. If I tell you to kiss me, will you?”

In his mind, he screamed yes, but Changkyun knew better. “I’ll lose.” 

Instead, she lifted his hand and placed it on her chest, massaging her breast gently as beads of sweat began to form on I.M.’s forehead. Then it was getting in his face, securing her mouth to his and listening to him breathe heavily, trying not to move his mouth. He couldn’t hold on when her fingers began to creep up his thighs, his hand still on her breast, no one missed the eager squeeze he gave her. 

Shownu called him out, mimicking the way I.M. gripped her breast. As they sat around laughing, Alexis lounging on the floor in front of the men, she winked and pointed at Wonho. 

“You held out the longest, it might have been a time between you and Hyungwon but the way he snatched his arms up was too fast.” 

Nodding his head in victory, Wonho smiled. “We have a spare room, I’ll leave so you can rest for the night if you want to rest.” 

“If?” Alexis chuckled. “Let me freshen up, and Hyungwon tomorrow is all for you?”

“I’ll be waiting.” 

Night One: Wonho

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I'm having bad anxiety so I'm just going to answer these questions rn

Okay so when having anxiety I over think and I barely have any friends so I thought if using these questions to keep my mind off things and it kinda works it's also why some are long because I'm trying my best to think about other things then my stress. Maybe some of yall can try this if you want. Could help idk

Questions belong to @tr33-g1rl

1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?

Soda cans

2. chocolate bars or lollipops?

I LOVE chocolate bro

3. bubblegum or cotton candy?

Cotton candy because let's all be honest bubble gum doesn't even tast good so that just leaves texture and cotton candy dissolves abs you could always have normal gum

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?

Some would say nice hard working smart and dyslexic but that's what they say not actually think

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?

I've never really had the soda bottles but for now Ig soda cans because I feel like it keeps it fresher then the plastic and plastic is bad

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?

Umm out of all these ig tomboy my style that I try to go for more rn is kinda like bille eyelash baddie style

7. earbuds or headphones?

Def earbuds cuz headphones if left on too long start hurting and squeezing my head

8. movies or tv shows?

TV shows 100% I cant consum media for long (my anxiety)so cartoons are the best for me because they're usually 11 minutes and light hearted

9. favorite smell in the summer?

Hmm this is good question in my head summer looks so good ahh but I've never really had a sent for it cuz the past few years I've been in my room but I love the sun oh and you know when your about to go in the pool and you can smell the Clorox mixed with the sun block and that smell just smells like a soft nice energy and there is this one tropical sent havent really smelt it in years I remember the one time I got to smell it was in middle school in the girls locker room so ig it was a perfume idk if it was really associated with summer or it was just tropical perfume my mom could spray on anytime of the year

10. game you were best at in p.e.?

Lol none I hated p.e I was also pretty tall at the time so people expected me to play but I just wanted to hide in the corner

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?

Well I don't really like breakfast that much I think food in the morning makes me nauseous but I have to eat it cuz I can't eat school lunch food cuz that shit is nasty but breakfast school food is 😉 so I usually get banana bread and good ass duch chocolate milk

12. name of your favorite playlist?

Por Vida is one of my favorite albums if that counts

13. lanyard or key ring?

I hate things being around my neck so key ring

14. favorite non-chocolate candy?

Mexican candy

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?

The outsiders

16. most comfortable position to sit in?

Your butt relaxing ig and not hunched over idk how some people do their work not hunched over like how do you see what your working on

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?

These white Adidas with 3 halo strips and tan boots

18. ideal weather?

To wear you can soak in the sun but not have it burn you right when you go outside and kinda breezy not a fan of the cold and whatever weather that isn't effected by global warming is the best

19. sleeping position?

I always try not to sleep on my back cuz then they say that the demons come for you

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?

I have a lot of journals and books to write

21. obsession from childhood?

My little pet shops, barbies, fnaf, teen titans, monster high dolls, beanie babes, never brats or the ever after high dolls cuz I had a fear of big heads as a kid

22. role model?

Em their are not many people to look up to these days but Quenlin Blackwell is even though she struggles with depression and seasonal depression she still is a qween love her

23. strange habits?

24. favorite crystal?

Hmm maybe amethyst one of the only ones I have

25. first song you remember hearing?

No idea

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?

Be in the sun

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?

Not have the seasonal depression come for me

38. lemonade or tea?

Lemonade bro tea is kinda weak and for BrItish blocks , but today I did have a bunch of lemons and they got me sick cuz I dont have a healthy balanced diet if anybody knows simple healthy recipes that have little to no cooking pls share

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?

I've never actually have had lemon pie but I have been thinking about making pie. I've had peacon pie and water burger apple pie and McDonald's apple pie and I think another fast food pie but I can't remember the flavor. I know the other flavor exist because my mom order a different pie flavor from me once and she said we can both try each others. Maybe it was lemon. I think lemon tast is quit forgettable thow idk I always put other things on my lemon and lemonade has all that sugar and speaking of Britain I think they carbonate their lemons . But I think I've only had lemon cake 2 times , so if the cake

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?

School is lame and that's on period pooh

41. last person you texted?

Umm this girl I barely know and I'm going to leave it at that cuz this story makes me kinda sad and worried and I'm answering these questions to avoid that

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?

Hmm good question , I think jacket because they are bigger and girl Jean's have the pockets different to make the booty look better and sometimes that leads to uncomfortable pockets and front pockets barely exit for girls and jackets sometimes have those secret pockets only you have assess too like the ones on the inside and jacket pockets are bigger

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?

1. hoodies are good for when you dont have a bra on and they come with one BIG pocket and you dont need to worry about a shirt

2. Leather jackets are for cool kidz and carry a nice vibe and still thick enough to keep you warm , but you can't really get them wet I think so you can't wash em , but they can come with cool designs on the back but their better fitted on perfectly on a person and if you grow they just look odd on you then you have to buy another and that's not fun

3.Bomber jacket , it's a whole style but one I try to pull of but just cant do it well

4.Cardigans kinda umm not a fan but good if your wearing a dress that's shows your shoulders and you are insecure about that being shown. Remember when somewhere in the 2000s they told us that cardigans where so easy to put on and throw more into your outfit so people bought quit a few. I do

5.I feel like jeans jackets aren't warm enough maybe their more for the summer?

44. favorite scent for soap?

Hmm maybe something tropical or just those cool lavender ones that have oats that's cool I like oats in my soap

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?

I hate sci-fi uhhhg and super hero kinda ties in with that so fantasy and when reading fan fic just sweet simple domestic fluff

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?

Hmm not sure but the shirt has to be soft. I only experience soft shirts like that few times in my life

47. favorite type of cheese?

Mexican cheese and blue cheese uhg and mozzarella with that crust, yum🤤

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be? Errrum maybe a watermelon cuz they are very hydrated. Oh and watermelon with the big black seeds is better then that soul less watermelon

49. what saying or quote do you live by?

None dawg I really need to find one but I do have a lot written down In a book

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?

Omg my aunt had some funny looking ass dogs I couldn't stop laughing. One of her dogs hate me tho now

51. current stresses? I dont want to talk about it cuz I dont want to worry but I was crying for more then 6 hours probably 8 when I think about it and then today as well and it's so bad I'm not even going to school

52. favorite font? I like the one kali uchis uses in one of her albums I think it's called fairy tell or something

53. what is the current state of your hands?pretty dry cuz I wash them alot and kinda long nails cuz of genetics

54. what did you learn from your first job?

I havent had a first job

55. favorite fairy tale?

Hmmm something with the tooth fairy

56. favorite tradition?

Idk holidays cuz I get school off

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?

Depression and I would say anxiety but no

58. four talents you’re proud of having?

I dont have any talents

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?

Uuuuyg idk too stressed to really think that I dont even know what type of video game I would be in

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?

nothing stressful maybe something calm like a farm anime, some light magic, pokemon things like that

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?

I was never ment to live life like a sim - megan the stallion

62. seven characters you relate to?

Anybody with anxiety, kinda pearl from Steven universe, the nerdy part of dipper from gravity falls , Roman from sander sides if virgil too sense he has anxiety okay and that's all I can think of I think early I said I dont really watch media or stuff so yeah

63. five songs that would play in your club?

Gosolina kali uchis songs and bank account that's all I can think about rn

64. favorite website from your childhood?64. favorite website from your childhood?

Y8 brooo oh and there was Disney or Nickelodeon websites you know that show with the hands and they had the googly eyes they had a g as new for that loved it and for Disney they had zack and cody games on their website and it's not a website but the one thing on windows that would work without wifi you know and you could make cakes and give them faces and try matching the cards

65. any permanent scars?

One time a cat scratched me more the like 8 years ago and I can still faintly see the mark

66. favorite flower(s)?

The one that grows on the cactus

67. good luck charms?

I know a rabbits foot is one and 4 leaf clovers,and markipliers flannel. I sadly dont have any personal good luck charms

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?

I don't want to talk about bad foods rn cut the cameras

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?

idk I think I can vaguely remember every facts orgin that I know

70. left or right handed?

Basic right handed but my dad used to be left but then the school forced him to be right

71. least favorite pattern?

Anything 80s uhg that shit is disgusting and terrifying

72. worst subject?

Chemistry but I just got out of that so that's fun

73. favorite weird flavor combo?

People day hot cheetos and sour cream is odd but I like it . I would wat some rn but I think I got sick cuz of my poor diet so I'm not. Someone pls suggested simple easy foods for your girl who can cook

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?

1 I am big baby

75. when did you lose your first tooth?

I dont know

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?

Tater tots are good and fries

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?

Idk no green thumb

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?

Idk ig coffee

80. earth tones or jewel tones?

Jewel tones

81. fireflies or lightning bugs?

Theirs a difference?

82. pc or console?

Console it's just simpler

83. writing or drawing?

Uhhheg ig drawing I'm bad at grammar

84. podcasts or talk radio?

Podcast, podcast are just more plans out then talk radio and talk radio is a morning thing and I'm not the biggest fan of mornings

85. fairy tales or mythology?

Fairy tales mythology kinda ruff ya know

86. cookies or cupcakes?

Cookies their just more sturdy and their is always normal cake

87. your greatest fear?

Tooo many things and I'm having an anxiety attack right now so like no

88. your greatest wish?

Well it's cute and all idk to live peacefully is one part the other parts a secret for now

X.o.x.o gossip girl ya know ya love me

89. who would you put before everyone else?

Umm maybe myself Idk

90. luckiest mistake?

One time my mom ordered a foam sord for my brother and a real one came. It was some anime sword

91. boxes or bags?

Bags cuz they look cute and you can take em every where with you. Disposable I would have to say boxes tho because its less damaging to the environment

92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights?

Sunlight is so warm and it fills something inside of me makes me feel cozy

Lamps are great for when sleeping and your scared of the dark

Fairy lights are cute but are they neccessary

Overhead lights are good for when you just need light in your life

Am I the only one who gets sad and sometimes cant clean if it's dark in the house?

94. favorite season?

Summer I think. I know it's harder for me to function in the winter cuz depression but then summer is anxiety sometimes ya know

95. favorite app on your phone?

Littetly no idea I don't really love/like the things on my phone if their more distractions or time wasters but I do love how I can search up useful things on YouTube to try to calm down my anxiety and I was definitely not a fan of tumblr at all but I kind have made it my safe place a bit

96. desktop background?

Well the computers my dad's so it has deadpool on i

97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?

Barely 2 ,I am kinda a dummy sorry unggv

98. favorite historical era?

Well idk heehaww cowboys?