#pretty please with cherries on top?

[hantenguclonesimp-minuszoha]

My elbow hurts.

GOOFIES :D

[backpackingspace]

learning to cook sure is something!!

[mothsandbees]

artist rendition of what varric was probably imagining was gonna happen @ the ritual site.

[soapyakships]

ジェヘナ x カトラリー

[cosmicanakin]

gonna need him to disrespectfully blow my back out please ...

[that-gay-gal]

Sooo I made these a while ago and forgot to share em but here’s sum more Raph reaction images you can use!!

Also I’m like a few days late but happy belated anniversary to the Rottmnt movie!!

I haven’t gotten the chance to rewatch it yet but rest assured I will return with more Raph angst after I do

AGH I love those stupid show and movie so much. It’s literally the best thing that’s ever happened to me. I’ve met so many good friends because of this cartoon and it’s amazing.

Nickelodeon. please. im on my knees begging you for a season 3. i desperately need more Raph. PLEASE. I could go on for hours about this.

Alright, bye guys :]

[xayspancakeee]

xavier - “i don’t mind if we turn into birds and napping in the clouds.” ahhhhhhhhhh, no need to be birds to snuggle together we can do that right NOW. 🥰

zayne - “i look forward to seeing her more than anything.” likewise baby, likewise. 🩷

rafayel - “it wasn’t romantic enough, i say you should add something like a true love’s kiss.” shalalala don’t be scared you got the mood prepared go on and kiss the girl~ 😘

sylus - “it’s a bit childish, but it’s fun to play with her.” i feel the same mr vampire. 😚

glad that the boys had fun during the event. (ㅅ´˘`)

devs, this will be a permanent feature in-game right?

[hessolivagant]

F ALL OF YOU NON HOMOSEXUAL BELIEVERS BACK THEN, I KNEW IT. WE KNEW IT. LUCA AND ALBERTO ARE GAYYY HELL YEAH I love winning

[m0n373r]

BEN DROWNED MY BELOVED FANS, MY CHILDREN OR PARENTS!!! sorry that i wasnt active for a while :sob: TELL ME WHO TO DRAW NEXT >:33

[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

I can't explain how much it upsets me that we don't know what the intended plotline for Inej's brother was in the show, since he wasn't in the books. Like were we going to meet him in season 3? In the spin off? Is he still alive? Is she going to save him? There were so many ways it could go; what if she hunts slavers for months without find him and starts to give up hope only for an offhand mention or some kind of lead to get her to him? What if he's Grisha and gets brought in for the parem plot line? What is she finds him after so long only to have him taken away again? Or what if they one day sail and hunt slavers together? It makes me so sad that there's practically endless possibilities and we don't know what the plan was

[barrel-crow-s]

you think if I ask netflix really nicely they'll give us s&b season 3? I'm out of ideas.

I'm not above begging.

I will grovel at your knees, netflix. kiss your feet.

what's it gonna take???

[tazzertopia]

phantom troupe: do they snore?

this idea for phantom troupe hcs came to me randomly at 2:00am last night so enjoy xoxo

chrollo

-probably not unexpected but not really

-he’s generally a super quiet sleeper

-the loudest he ever is in his sleep is breathing loudly on occasion

-his lack of snoring is most likely attributed by the fact he’s a very light sleeper

-he’s one of those bitches who will wake up because the whistling of the wind was slightly louder than usual

uvogin

-his ass sounds like a heavy metal concert when he sleeps

-his snores are earth-shaking. ear-splitting. pain-inducing.

-his snores single handedly contribute to noise pollution

-think of how loud your dad snores and x1000

-if the troupe members have to share a room at any point during a mission, they will throw a whole rock paper scissors tournament to see who’s taking one for the team and sacrificing their sleep (it’s usually nobunaga)

-because covering his mouth with a sock doesn’t stop the snoring, the troupe have an emergency weighted blanket on standby

-the complete opposite of chrollo, this man could sleep in an active war zone and and not budge an inch (in other words you cannot wake his ass up by force to get him to stop snoring so the only option is to wait it out or sleep somewhere else)

pakunoda

-the most silent sleeper ever

-not even a peep from miss pakunoda

-the ideal person to share a bed with. she doesn’t snore, her breathing is inaudible and she’s extremely still

-almost unnerving in a way bc she looks dead when she sleeps

-if you were to share a bed with her you’d probably spend most of the night checking her pulse to ensure she is actually alive and breathing

phinks

-he’s one of those people who when he snores the buildup is super loud but he exhales quietly (i hope that makes sense)

-ljke the buildup is super dragged out like hhhHhhhhhhUUUHHHUUUH but the exhale is just hoooooooo !!

-idk how to express snoring via text so you may have to act it out to know what i mean

-honestly this type of snoring is arguably worse than uvogin’s bc at least his is consistent whereas phinks will give you hope that he’s finally stopped snoring until it starts up again ☹️☹️😢

-he will forever deny he snores tho

feitan

-comedic ass snore

-probably snores like mimimimimimimimi zzzzzzzzz 😴💤😴💤😴💤

-he sleeps like he should be wearing a night cap and a long night gown with a candle on his bedside table

-trying not to piss yourself laughing while he’s snoring if you’re still awake is an olympic level sport

-one time shalnark recorded him while he was snoring and showed it to him (when he was down with him, he ensured the recording was eradicated from his phone)

-ik realistically he would probably be a silent sleeper but the idea of him sounding like a whole cartoon character is actually hilarious to me

shalnark

-sleep? WHAT’S THAT? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 (get it because he’s the tech whiz so he probably stays up all night gaming lololololol XDD)

-probably a loud ass mouth breather

-like he sounds like a broken ventilator sometimes

-he sounds like he ran a lap around mt everest before bed why is he so loud

-if you pissed him off during the day he would probably amp up the volume on his breathing to prevent you from sleeping well (now we’re both mad xx)

shizuku

-for the most part very quiet

-occasionally she will jumpscare you awake by randomly snoring out of no where

-like you’ll wake up to this loud ass noise only to realise it was just shizuku

-sometimes she’ll wake up aswell and accuse you of snoring

-aside from that pretty quiet- not as ideal to share a bed with as pakunoda but fine for the most part as long as you don’t mind surprises

nobunaga

-i feel like he’d have one of those super low growly snores ???????

-like those low, shaky ones

-the ones that kinda sound like grunts

-idk if i’m making sense so i pray i am 🙏

-they’re not that bad tho bc they’re quiet enough to not keep you awake and are low-key kinda relaxing

-if you’re gonna share a bed with anyone who snores, it’s nobunaga

machi

-another generally quiet sleeper except for occasionally sighing in her sleep

-from time to time she’ll just go like huhhhhhhhh :// and then will go back to being quiet again

-don’t bring it up the next day tho bc she WILL deny it and seem embarrassed

-you can tell when she’s having a nice dream based on how often she sighs

franklin

-surprisingly quiet

-you wouldn’t expect his oversized enormous ass to be quiet but he is

-similar to chrollo, the most you’re getting out of him is some occasionally loud breathing

-aside from that he’s a quiet sleeper

bonolenov

-i feel like bc of the holes in his body he’d probably make a whistling sound in his sleep

-like a pan flute

-not the worst tho bc like nobunaga it’s low high key relaxing

-free asmr what could be better xxx

kortopi

-quiet as hell

-are we really surprised

-sorry to the two kortopi fans out there but i can’t be bothered to think of anything to add on he’s just quiet

another tazzertopia classic 💯💯💯💯 if you like these hc posts pls give me requests (idk if the ask box is visible on my profile but do it through here or via the comments) bc these are super fun, i can also do other characters too !!! if i do more i might start doing them for other shows anyways bye xoxoxoxoxoxoxox

[kaorucup]

they're lying right? right? right??????

what do they wanna tell us......

[laaaavlore]

Bratty Kuya bottom when???

[raayllum]

Claudia and Terry (S6 theory / spoilers)

So we know from 6x01 that Claudia and Terry break up (to put it mildly) with Claudia deciding that Terry is never going to leave her, because she's going to leave him first, infamously after this clip from the very teaser

And we have confirmation from people who have seen 6x01 at cons that the Claudia and Terry moment pictured below is not from 6x01 despite 1) being the two together and 2) presumably on the same beach.

We can also see this is night fall and that Claudia's clothes are hung up, presumably washed and drying to deal with all the blood.

So I got two theories:

It's a flashback Claudia is having (or a dream) of Terry taking care of her that first night at the beach in 5x09, and the bloodied clothes are removed to help her warm up and because of the loss of her leg. Think contrast / reaffirmation of what she just left behind vs the loneliness she now feels (before Aaravos swoops in)

Alternatively, and more interestingly (to me, anyway), the other consideration is that Claudia goes back to Terry post-6x01. But why? She seemed pretty adamant, and put effort into actively leaving even while Terry profused love and support for her (hi Rayllum parallels, we meet again), and we need Claudia to be on her own in order for her to fully be in Aaravos' grasp; that has always been very clear. So what gives?

Well, picture this. Claudia stalks off from the beach, angry, bitter, bleeding. Eventually she has to take more of a break, or breaks down in tears again, and she hears Aaravos speaking to her ("Claudia, Claudia, I'm here") and he gives her an idea. A plan. He convinces her that she can go back to Terry without opening her heart, that she doesn't have to fear pain or abandonment if she keeps one foot (her only foot?) out the door, and she can't be left if she closes off her heart, right?

It'd be especially cruel, mind you, to go back and accept Terry's love and aid because you've convinced yourself it's okay to use him. But he seems to apparently be having some kind of breaking point with her during the spell she's doing, perhaps when the truth of what they've become (in general) and what he's been complicit in is crashing down on him, so...

Terry internal turmoil arc back on the table? For me?

[strawberrykuro]

Not enough Michael content… have to do it myself.. a. A a a a a a a a a a a

I used the golden ratio for this .w.