#pretty gilrfriends

[disaster-delia]

She's so fun to drawwww, looollll

I wish my future looks like this

[decomposedbird44blog]

Having beautiful friends >>>

[pato-gorgo]

[thehotmaryjoe]

[fantascy]

Be amazed by this AI-generated image of a Korean girl that looks incredibly realistic, as if she's stepped right out of a dream.

[francorebel]

"over time you don't become demanding, you become selective."

"con il tempo non si diventa esigenti, si diventa selettivi."

[pato-gorgo]

Volví perras no he muerto......AUN

[thehotmaryjoe]

[inmydr3amz]

I REALLY freaking enjoyed the benj Neilson one that you wrote... Is there any chance... Where benj Neilson's mom made dinner and the reader, her sister, and everyone else is there (pause for dramatic effect) and Bailey is flirting with benj (but lowkey subtle) and like improv from there😈😈😈 PRETTY PLEASE. 🥹

°⋆｡that boy is mine

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✦ synopsis: in which bailey crosses a line at dinner

⟡ content warnings: none just fluff!

✦ word count: 1343

✮⋆ a/n: I'm literally just using these as excuses to unleash my inner Bailey hater ⋆✮

p.1

Bailey has some fucking nerve. Her audacity honestly astounds you sometimes.

Here you are, sitting at the Nielsens' dinner table, and she, your fucking sister, is shamelessly flirting with your fucking boyfriend.

Granted, she doesn't actually know that Benj is your boyfriend because it literally only happened today. Like, your whole confessional make out session and "we should be boyfriend and gilrfriend" conversation happened a half-hour before Ms. Nielsen invited you to stay for dinner.

But whatever. You still think you have every right to be upset that she's so brazenly flirting with your boyfriend right in front of you. So what if she doesn't know you're dating now? It's still a shitty thing to do. She won't give him the time of day but she'll flirt with him shamelessly? Fuck off.

You're glaring daggers at her and you're pretty sure if you clench your jaw any tighter you'll break a tooth. Bailey is being all bashful and giggling like a fucking pick-me and it makes you sick.

"Oh, come on, Benj," she says all pouty, "don't quit musical theater. You were always so good."

You could deck her in the fucking mouth, the fucking bitch. The only reason Benj even considered quitting musical theater was because he thought it'd make him cooler and Bailey would be less embarrassed by him.

Benj shrugs, picking at his food. He's starting to get a little uncomfortable with her flirting but he doesn't know how to shoot her down now after years of reciprocating. "Maybe I won't, actually," he says because his mom was the one who brought up the fact that he was thinking about quitting. "The only reason I wanted to quit was because I thought it'd make me cooler or whatever. So, yeah, maybe I won't."

Bailey dismisses him with a wave of her hand, cutting into her chicken. "Don't worry too much about that. The nerdy thing is cute."

Oh. OK.

So the girl who's been embarrassed of being seen with him his whole life thinks his nerdiness is cute?

Even Benj is surprised. "You think so?" he asks, raising his eyebrows.

You swallow your anger and take his free hand in yours, resting them on the table so she can see. "Yeah, it is cute. I've always thought so."

Now he's blushing a little and you feel a swell of pride because you made him blush and she didn't. You give his hand a squeeze. She glances down and her expression turns sour.

Alyssa snorts. "You're both insane if you think Benj's nerdiness is cute."

Bailey laughs a little and shakes her head, amused, bur you scoff at Alyssa's comment, and you're pretty sure that's the difference between you and her.

"No, it's cute," she reassures him. "Honestly, you've always been cute, Benj. You're a total catch. Any girl would be lucky to have you."

Benj has to hold you down from fucking losing it on her. He caresses your hand with his thumb and leans over to whisper in your ear, "Just calm down, ok? Calm down . . . she doesn't know; you can't blame her."

You could go on a half-hour rant about the fact that you're not fucking fuming just because she's blatantly flirting with your boyfriend right in front of you but because she has the damn nerve to manipulate him and lead him in like this when she's just gonna toss him away after, but you hold your tongue and take a deep breath.

And then you fucking snap because she starts running her foot up Benj's pant leg and playing footsies with him. He jolts and chokes on his food.

His mom looks up. "Are you OK, sweetie?" she asks.

Benj is coughing and clearing his throat. You squeeze his hand. Well, more like death grip it.

"Could you stop?" you ask Bailey, staring through her. Your voice is even but anger drips off of every word.

"Stop what?" your sister asks innocently, taking a bite of her food.

"Flirting with my boyfriend. Could you stop please?"

And there it is.

Ms. Nielsen drops her fork and it clatters against her plate. Benj finally clears his throat and looks at with wide eyes because you agreed to tell everyone the news later, maybe during desert, and he definitely didn't want it out because of a fight between you and your sister.

Alyssa laughs, a shocked yet amused kind of laugh because what do you mean he's got two girls fighting over him right now? Two girls with eyes. And who are relatively intelligent. And know Benj.

The color drains from Bailey's face.

"Boyfriend?" she asks, and she sounds horrified. And pissed. A little betrayed, even though she has no right to feel that way.

"Boyfriend?" Ms. Nielsen asks, excited.

"Boyfriend?" Alyssa asks, laughing, disbelieving. "Really? You're choosing to date that? You?"

Benj rolls his eyes. "Oh, fuck off, Alyssa!"

"Benj, language!" his mom scolds. He turns red and sinks back in his seat. She turns to you and smiles. "So, boyfriend?"

You shrug, a shy but proud grin on your face. "It happened earlier today."

Bailey scoffs. "You're dating Benj?"

He squeezes your hand again, silently asking you to stay calm.

You push your food around on your plate. "Yeah, I am. So I'd really appreciate it if you would stop flirting with him."

"He was mine first!" Bailey blurts out. It's quick and she doesn't think it through. An uncomfortable silence falls over the table. The color drains from her face again. Benj's hand goes limp in yours.

You laugh. A cruel, bitter, humorless laugh. "He was 'yours first'? Are you fucking kidding me? Sorry, Ms. Nielsen," you add, giving her a quick glance. "He was never 'yours'. You never wanted him! You never liked him! You liked the attention he gave you! You lead him on and treated him like shit! Sorry again, Ms. Nielsen. You could've had him, but you didn't want him. That was your own decision. You're only upset because you don't have anyone to give you attention whenever you want it, anymore, not because you value him, even as just a person."

Bailey tongues the inside of her cheek. She's tense. "Mom and dad aren't home tonight. I'm in charge. When we get home, you're grounded," she says calmly.

Wow. OK. She's playing that card.

You pull your hand away from Benj's and stand. "Thank you for dinner, Ms. Nielsen. It was delicious. But I need a minute," you breathe, walking out onto the porch through the side kitchen door.

"You're grounding her over a boy? Not even a boy—Benj?" Alyssa almost laughs. "A little harsh, dude."

Bailey sucks her teeth and rolls her eyes. "Whatever. She had attitude."

Ms. Nielsen sighs. "She didn't have attitude, sweetie," she says softly, like she's talking to a child. "She's just upset that you're flirting with her boyfriend. It's . . . a little unfair to ground her for that."

Bailey just sulks in her chair.

"I'm . . . gonna go check on Y/N," Benj announces, desperate to get out of there and avoiding Bailey's eyes the entire time. He could not step out and close the door behind him quicker.

You're standing under the porch roof, watching the rain pour down in sheets, hands tucked into the pocket pouch of Benj's hoodie you're still wearing. When you hear the door creak open and shut close, you turn around, ready to keep arguing with Bailry, but soften up when you see him.

"I'm sorry. I ruined dinner," you start. "She was just pissing me off so much and I couldn't—"

Benj cuts you off with a kiss, hands holding your face. You're shocked at first but melt into it, hands going around his waist.

When he pulls away, he rests his forehead against yours and sighs dreamily against your lips. "No one's ever defended me like that," he whispers. "You're incredible."

You're dazed and a little lightheaded. "You're not mad?"

He laughs breathlessly, shaking his head. "I could never be mad at you."

He kisses you again.

[rockybloo]

Cryptid is such a good way to describe you, your oc’s feel like those traps fae make. “Ooo look at this pretty magical girl. JACK FROM JACK AND THE BEANSTALK IS HOT? HIS GIRLFRIEND IS HOTTER? Oh, OOOH, I need more of fuck this is.”

I can’t leave, beautiful art will just randomly slap me in the face from the cryptid in my phone.

WJHFAJKFEANJK THANK YOU 😭

This is going into the Rocky vault of inbox messages because this is such a legendary message.

I'mma have "JACK FROM JACK AND THE BEANSTALK IS HOT? HIS GILRFRIEND IS HOTTER?" stuck in my head for days now.

[justmenoworries]

Lore Olympus Episode 234 Spoilers:

Hermes has been temporarily released from the void to be hxp's messenger bird for their oh-so-romantic, not forced and rushed at all, wedding. Yay.

"[Hera] I feel like I never got a chance to properly thank your for everything you've done for me." Like forcing a job on me I wasn't qualified for, setting me up with a groomer, not saying shit to defend me at my trial, forcing me to talk about my sexual trauma and keeping my disappearance a secret from my mom.

Also, Persephone are you not going to ask why you couldn't reach her at all? Or if she's okay after the whole Kronos-thing? No? Of course not, Persephone is only caring and kind when she can make it about herself.

I lost it when Hecate told Hades she knows how things "haven't always been the easiest" for him. Actually, things have been going easy for him. Pretty much ever since he dumped Minthe in favor of a younger, more impressionable girlfriend. Exactly what hardships has this man gone through since then? And no, not seeing your grooming victim for a few years (the majority of which you slept over) doesn't count.

A smidgen of positivity here: I unironically love Hecate's snake, it's super cute.

Okay, back to tearing this shit-show to pieces.

Everyone still acts like a brat to Zeus for literally doing his fucking job.

"You're lucky you're invited." You're lucky your little mass-murdering gilrfriend wasn't tied to a rock to have her organs devoured by eagles every day, Hades.

"Whilst our engagement was short-lived, the bond that we share is anything but." What bond, Persephone? What bond??? You've known each other for maybe a month! You have no bond to speak of, you're just horny for each other!!! That's not the same!!!

We're in ancient Greece, why the fuck are they having a Christian wedding?

C'mon Smithe, was it really too much to ask for to look for wedding ceremonies in ancient Greece??? I know you're lazy as shit, but this stuff is literally one Google search away.

Aaand, of course Demeter had to see all of that.

RS really said "I'm gonna focus all my mommy issues on this character and make her as miserable as can be! I'm a feminist, y'all!"

Friendly reminder that the myth this crackshow of a comic is based on was originally about Demeter saving Persephone after she was married to Hades against her will. And this is what RS decided to do with it.

If I have to say one thing in favor of this episode, its at least this stupid ass wedding-plot is finally over and done with and we can get back to actually important things.

Like, y'know.

The super-villain currently holding a child and a whole-ass part of a realm hostage.

[myjiminourmomo]

meeting jimin fiction

I go behind stage after award trophy show and i won only 2 :( i am sad and maybe cry 

Irene win 3 I am very mad about thiss i want to hit her i go up to her and say 

“Why you do that?? That is not cool i wanted that trophy award award” 

Irene say “You do not urn this i do”

I hit her!! In the face he falls down and breaks the trophys all of them she say “that is it i will ruin your life and job” she is evil how could she 

I see a very hot man walking to me he hit Ireee in the head  she get head wound and concoshian he i so hot and nice :) he have so many muscle and they are big. He skin is buaetiful and he i hot 

I go up to irene and hit her again to protect buaetiful goodes and than i see my band brothers and they have there hot girlfriends Jin has hot short hair girlfreind jungyeon and V has cute and hot japanese gilfriend named Santa and Hobi has hot and cute and and pretty and attracteve girlfriend name chayoung and Sugar has hot korea gilr name Mina (she is pretty) and then RM has okay gilrfriend name jiho 

I want to date Momo but we have not ever met until now!!! She is so pretty i hope she loves me and we can get marriage and have 15 kid I want all boy because girl not cooll 

Oi love hot jiminiiy so much! He is so pretty and he perotect me from evil irone i want to tell him i love him but i am so shy and even my sister Jungyeon say “you should tell him that you want to marry him” but i jutt meet him and i am so shy and nervous because he is so hot and he reallybloves me i can tell because he hit irene because she hadso many trophy awards i love him and one day we will have kids 

END OF PART ONEE 

[francorebel]

"As Long As I'm Existing You Well Be Loved"

[thehotmaryjoe]

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