#pretending to be mad (for evil feminine schemes) - aziraphale acting pissy so crowley would do the apology dance | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

chaoticvictorianspirit · 10 months ago

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I made this for my dear snootual but I'm releasing it into the wild in hopes that it confuses the shit out of some innocent unsuspecting tumblr users.

Please if you stumble across this I am begging you to tag whatever you think the context is. For science.

#inside of you there are two wolves #okay wait this is NOT the original context at all but the blorbo brainrot is strong today and I just had a realisation #lying about theit life goals in french - aziraphale inviting people to his “meeting” that is actually an elaborate secret regency ball date?#pretending to be mad (for evil feminine schemes) - crowley getting high on laudanum to save a human's life?#or alternatively:#lying about their life goals in french - crowley saying he showed up at the bastille because he was nearby as if he isn't actually just #playing his role in their immaculately crafted 6000 year long damsel in distress x knight in shining armour foreplay #pretending to be mad (for evil feminine schemes) - aziraphale acting pissy so crowley would do the apology dance #((I know it's mad as in insane but mad as in angry counts too cause I said so))#((evil feminine schemes = getting to watch your boyfriend twist and twirl on demand while you give him the fuckiest of fuck eyes))#okay this post is running away from me

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