#pretending idc about tmp so october comes faster

[theallegedbird]

ok so i’ve calmed down a bit (had to eat dinner and pretend to be normal in front of family)

(thoughts on the update under the cut)

ok so first the obvious: JONNY AND ALEX??? AND THEIR CHARACTERS ARE REDACTED?? HM I WONDER WHY /S

it would be funny as shit (would be in despair) if they were playing with us trying to get us screaming because jmart are coming back and then they’re just two random ass characters

like alex is mfing jared hopworth

if this is our jmart and not some alternate version honestly i think it would be cool that they were the antagonists or at least somewhere in the middle, they deserve to be unhinged and morally grey,, as a treat

considering the oh hello tape is canon in tmp we’re definitely getting some variation, alternate or not, of at least martin and probably jon

if it IS tma jmart then they’re probably the ones reasonable for burning down the institute,, they get some arson they deserve it

i have two wolves inside of me, one says “jon and martin shouldn’t come back because it ruins the ambiguity and tragedy of tma” and the other says “JONNY PLEse BRING THEM BACK I NEED MY BLORBOS ALIVE AND HAPPY I AM BEGG-“

also tim fearons character being redacted too,, nope no do NOT trust that

hhh imagine if it’s one of jonah’s previous bodies, like james wright or maybe it’s somehow jonah himself??? (unlikely)

ALSO GWENDOLYN BOUCHARD??? RELATIVE?? ELIAS MILF EDITION??

agnes theories are REALLY getting to me rn,, the ashes on the logo image, the way the institute was destroyed,, please can she show up jonny and alex always said they regretted not using her as much

i need to run around in circles to calm down i’m having big autism moment rn (insane on the verge of collapsing)

ALSO ALICE AND SAMAMA,, RUNNING TO MAKE DESIGNS OF THEM BEFORE IT COMES OUT TO SEE HOW WRONG I AM