#prego girl

[transkingcobra]

Girl dad Halsin coming soon apparently

She found a duck and is proudly bringing it home for daddy

[whiskeyxinxaxteacup]

I’ve been up since 330am cleaning because I’m having full on anxiety attack.

It was either that or sob uncontrollably.

I didn’t want to wake him 🥹

[whereisthedamndaddymanual]

*sigh*

Blah blah blah "wur duh mask"

Me: eat a piece of corn

[gay-dorito-dust]

Benjicot Blackwood caressing his pregnant wife’s baby bump AHHHHH

Reader is fem in this and very prego, plus I added Cannibal as a bonus cuz I miss that elderly lizard. (I don’t know why but I can imagine cannibal being that old person who thinks he’s young and can still go in a fight.)

The moment where Benji was informed that you were with child he refused you to do anything too strenuous or physically tasking for you or the babe.

He just wants you both to be safe but you were stubborn and wanted to at least do something and unfortunately your husband was equally stubborn, if not more, and would stand by his statement and adamantly refuse.

Cannibal is just as worse as he would growl warningly at you whenever he saw you try to move, even going so far as to nudge you softly with his snout to sit back down. He knew you were with child before you knew as it was instinct for him to know these things. He will not allow his rider to be reckless during these times and will team up with Benjicot to stop you from being reckless with yourself.

Benji is obsessed with rubbing the baby bump, he’s just excited to meet the babe regardless is they were a boy or a girl, he’d love them with his whole heart unconditionally. He was just so happy that his hand might as well have been glued to the bump with his often his hand found its place there, hoping to feel a kick or something.

He thanks the old gods for this blessing as he kisses up on the baby bump as though he was on borrowed time. He beams brightly and lets out that cute laugh of his as he looks up at you as though he was making sure you saw what he saw. Benjicot was going to make an amazing father, you knew he was and would kiss him on the forehead and watch as he rested his head against your baby bump and sigh.

‘I am blessed, truly.’ He’d say under his breath as you ran your hands through his dark hair, smiling softly at him as he rubbed at your baby bump with calloused palms that felt like heaven on your skin.

Cannibal gets in on the touching of the baby bump action too by gently pressing his snout to your stomach, and huffing his hot air against it out of happiness when he felt that tiny life form responded to his snout by trying to touch it with it’s small hand, his piercing green eyes softening as he realised that he would protect this babe growing inside you as he already does you.

His rider was having a mini them and he was more then ready to protect them with his life, and he knew your Benjicot shared the sentiment as he silently let some tears fall from his eyes out of happiness.

[missterious-figure]

I saw online that prego girls really like when someone holds the weight of their bellies

So

Holding what are definitely heavy wings for sun (he's probably used to it-) he'd relax right down right?

Also, show sun a biblically accurate angel, he needs to know.

It probably would feel nice for him- BUT, he just ABSOLUTELY hates when anyone (besides Moon) touches his wings.

He actually has seen a few "biblically accurate" angels before! There are many different types/"species" of angels on this island, including some that are more human like or the "biblically accurate" ones. (They tend to be stuck-up, so he avoids them even more than he already avoids other angels)

[theyanderespecialist]

Jason's Girl~ 1 (Headcanons/Scenarios) Yandere Jason Voorhees X Prego Reader (Friday The 13th)

[Hello, My Sexy Muffins! I am back! Back again! The Queen is back! Tell all your friends~! Anyways this one is for Yandere Jason Voorhees X Pregnant Reader! I hope that you all enjoy these headcanons, traits, and scenarios!] 

(Disclaimer: Jason Voorhees is not yandere in canon! This is just for fun and not to be taken seriously at all! Simping for fictional characters and yanderes is fine! Just do not be illegal or gross about it! You Know Who Are! You Dirty, Flaky, Biscuits! Yanderes are not ideal partners to have in real life! Also, Remember to separate fiction from reality and headcanon from canon! Thank you!

Simping For A Slasher is fine, just do not support what they do In Real Life, and separate fiction from reality!) 

-Yandere Headcanons With Jason Voorhees X Pregnant Reader From The Friday 13th- 

.Jason would not have chose just any woman to be the mother to his children. 

.He would not even thought about that! 

.That was until he met you and His mother told him that you were the one. 

.That is right his yandere mind had the mother in his head to have you as the mother to his children. 

.You were good and pure in his mind, so you were the best woman to become the mother of his children. 

.He would have killed anyone that was in your life and kidnapped you. 

.Keeping you a prisoner in your new home of living in Camp Crystal Lake. 

.He would take good care of you and would have been as gentle as he could when making love to you. 

.He is very romantic with you the best he can, always getting you wildflowers. 

.Make sure you are taken care of. 

.And well fed. 

.If anyone tried to make it into the camp he would kill them this was his home and the home for you and both your guy's future children. 

.He would also love seeing you pregnant, you look so beautiful and he loves you even more. 

.Seeing you carry such good children he cannot help but love you more. 

.He would chain you down if you tried to run from him. 

.He would work at you until he could trust you around the camp. 

.Then you and him would be able to live on the campgrounds even more. 

.He would be able to trust you even more. 

.He would be a very dotting husband and baby daddy. 

. Showing you that he would be a good father to your guy's children. 

.He would be a very protective father. 

.He would do everything he can to protect you and your guy's kids. 

.Although he would be brutal with anyone that tries and steal you away from him! 

.They Are vile terrible filthy creatures who need to be wiped off the face of the earth. 

.No One would steal you away from him. 

.He can write somewhat so would write to you sometimes to speak with you. 

.But for the most part, he is the strong and silent type of lover. 

.He would also be lowkey stalking you before, while, and after. 

.Loves to take care of you when he is not watching you wash in the lake he is washing you. 

.Is also a cuddle bug and you can also bet he loves having sex with you even while you a pregnant. 

.If he gets worried enough for you he will call an emergency number, he is a good enough yandere baby daddy that he does not risk you or your guy's baby's life. 

.He will kidnap you once again when he gets the chance, you and your guy's babies. 

.He is a loyal, protective, and possessive yandere that puts your safety first but still will not let you go at all. 

.You are the love of his life, the mother of his children, and His everything, and he would die for you. 

-Now Onto A Scenario, let's do this- 

(Jason Voorhees) (Future Mother To His Children) 

(No One's POV) 

You just bought Camp Crystal Lake. You were not making it into a summer camp. But into your dream home. Having inherited a small fortune and being able to work from home you were able to get to the summer camp you bought, Get electricity on, clean it up, and get wifi set up. Now you were working hard unpacking your van. You would be staying in the consular cabin as your main house. It was really nice. You were unaware of a man watching you from the woods.  'She is the one Jason.' Jason's mother tells him inside his head. 'That girl is a good girl, she is a good girl, the girl for you to be her husband, and for her to be the mother of your children.' 

Jason nodded his head watching you as he felt strange, he wanted to touch you, to kiss you, to be with you in the way a mother and father were together. 

'Not too fast, Jason, you have to court her, and make sure that she knows you love her.' His mother told him. 'Then you can marry her and impregnate her, getting her pregnant with your children and my grandchildren.' 

Jason nodded his head. His mother was right, and he knew the first thing he knew what to do. Get you flowers. He walks away and picks various flowers. Throwing out the ugly ones, only his love should have the best flowers. He then did his best to bind them together and walked up to your door.  He set the flowers down on the ground and then knocked on the door before running to the woods. You came down and found the flowers.  "That's strange." You say and pick up the flowers and see a note with them in very pour hand writing. "You are as pretty as these flowers." You read aloud. 

That freaked you out! Who knew that you were here!? Who had seen you up here!? You quickly closed the door and locked the doors. You need to lock down the cabin and call the sheriff. The sheriff said you would be fine and that no one was up there. That maybe it was the man who turned on the power for you. You were unsure, but there was no time to leave and you had nowhere else to go. You have no choice but to stay here, and you laid down and curled int bed, too afraid to sleep. 

Jason thinks the first day went well. 

[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS another chapter is done! I hope you all enjoyed this chapter, and stay sexy, all of my sexy muffins! 

[pasteilian]

I wish to give the lil babb a v soft blankie cause he looks adorable!😭

-🍯

At some point I’ll do a full line up of the next gen but for now have domestic prego life

Uhhh some lore? — Usagi and Leo had five kids lost the first one to miscarriage and had rainbow triplets right after—and a few years later had a lil girl named Nyx (looks just like Usagi granny daddies girl) also their baby boy isn’t named creature that’s just a nickname 💀

[reallyromealone]

Gyutaro x male reader who is prego

fluff and when the baby arrives he cries in joy

Yesyesyesyes

🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐Gyutaro normally hated anyone who had a better life than him, but now he had something good.

He had his beloved mate who was pregnant with his baby, absolutely perfect and wonderful. (Name) blessed him with everything he was envious of, compliments genuine with (name) and instead of murder he simply kissed him sweetly.

He kept (name) pretty and perfect in his arms as (name) held his large hands and moved it to his belly "feel" Gyutaro was confused, raising an eyebrow before feeling a little kick "what...?"

"That's our pup, he's saying hello... He's a fighter just like you" (name) said and Gyutaro was in awe at the sensation, he never fully grasped that he was going to become a father till now, now he could feel the life he helped create move around.

Gyutaro was overjoyed at the fact his sister and his mate got along so well, though both very different people personality wise, Daki loved chatting with (name) and often took him to get pretty outfits-- mainly for her but occasionally (name) would get himself something.

Though last time resulted in their pup so...a win?

It was late in the night, (name) snuggling in his nest with his alpha when he felt it.

"He's coming!" (Name) panicked as a wave of contractions rolled through, Gyutaro immediately getting into action.

Six hours and many years and pain, their beloved pup was born.

A healthy little girl with the most vibrant blue eyes one had ever seen... Just like when he was human.

Gyutaro wasn't crying.

He wasn't.

He held his pup while (name) rested, gently stroking the babes tiny tiny face as he vowed to never let this wonderful being suffer the way he and his sister did. She would get anything her heart desires and more, he would be sure of it.

[melodicmixsworld]

A small rant, But i am tired of people saying a succubus is a girl and an incubus is a boy because NUH UH! A succubus is someone who STEALS YOUR CUM!!!! YUH HUH! THEY TAKE SHAPE OF WHAT YOU FIND SEXY THAN STEAL YOUR FUCKING CUM!

THEN THE FUCKING SUCCUBUS WILL TURN INTO AN INNCUBUS WITH YOUR CUM AND guess what? An incubi IMPREGNATES PEOPLE WITH YOUR CUM!!! THEY GO TO PEOPLE ACTING LIKE WHAT THEY FIND SEXY AND MAKE THEM PREGO WITH YOUR CUM!

PLEASE THINK OF HOW MUCH HOTTER THE SUCCUBUS AND INCUBUS STORIES COULD BE IF PEOPLE KNEW THIS AHHHHHHH

On a side note, imagine someone so touch starved that an incubus or succubus comes to visit them and all they wanna do is keep them as their forever cuddle snuggle buddy

[v4mp-reads]

Hello. I hope you had a great Christmas and New Year. I would like to request a Rhea X Pregnant Reader where reader is due in 3 weeks ( and with Twin babygirls if possible) and is backstage watching The Judgement Day open the show before getting up and walking to get something to eat before getting confronted by Karrion Kross and Scarlett who end up scaring her and sending the reader into early labor. If you can't thats perfectly fine. Thanks and Have a Great Day

Twist and turns

Rhea Ripley x prego!fem! Reader

Tw: struggles with Ivf problems, many failed attempts at pregnancy! Early labor! Small pregnancy complications

word count: 1.3k

Y/n’s pov

I sit in the judgment day locker room alone to say, this is the first time in 9 months I’ve sat in here alone, but no one could sit in because they had a big promo they had to do. I hold my stomach feeling my baby’s move around, I’m so excited to meet them, they are going to be welcomed into such a lovely family. I thought as my mind drifted off to the years before. Me and Rhea got married when we where both 21, that was almost three years ago, this has been a very long possess, i sat up countless nights crying because we picked up yet another negative test, this whent on for about two years until the day i remember it like it was yesterday.

Flash back

Me and rhea sit in our bathroom floor, “darling..you know if this test comes back negative we will have to wait at least six months before starting all of this over” she looked up at me as we wait for the five minutes to past “dont think like that baby. I have a felling this time” i whispered softly, smiling at her, i move from the tolet to her on the floor as she holds me. “Beep! Beep! “ the alarm had whent off, rhea whent to grab the test off the counter when it falls off onto the floor, i glance down at it to see two lines, TWO LINES! I instantly began to cry tears of pure happyness “Rhea! Its postive! We are having a Baby!!” She jumps up picking me up and spinning me around kissing me like a million times, we where so happy, this was actually happening. We stayed in the bathroom for about half our just crying with happiness. Soon we walked back to our room and called the judgment day group chat. They knew today was the day I was supposed to take my test, and we called them every time even when it was negative, we tryed to hide the smile on our faces. Dom was the first to pick up, we waited for the others to join before saying anything. “Hey y/n hi rhea what’s it say?” Finn asked in a soft tone not wanting to hurt us anymore if it was negative. I couldn’t help but smile and that’s when damien caught on “oh my god!! Wait?!” He said loudly over the phone the other two boys looked so confused. “A little baby Ripley is on the way!” I yelled. They all cheered, dom even started crying with me, “oh my god I’m so happy!” I cryed into Rheas shoulder. It was the best day of my life.

End of flash back

In three weeks I get to meet my little girls, three weeks, every thing is planed perfectly, Rheas family is flying out in two weeks, Rhea and the rest of the judgment day are getting a month off in two weeks, I’m just so happy, all this excitement made me really hungry, and I was out of snacks in the locker room. I know I’m not supposed to leave the locker room that was everyone’s rule the second they found out, just because people would bother me to get at the others

I started to feel sick so I needed to get up and get some food, I got up putting on rheas hoodie before walking out of the locker room, no one was really out, so I made my way to the where I know they had food.

I must have made some turn the wrong way because now I find myself in some random hallways that’s kind of scary, I get this wave of anxiety come over me and I feel like I’m being followed so I continue to walk faster, eight almost nine months pregnant with twins, it isn’t easy to walk fast, I quickly realize that I have to turn around this hallways was a dead end. I turn around and instantly get met with karrian cross and his girlfriend or what not Scarlett, “um..” I say softly “miss little y/n Ripley, how are you and your little baby’s doing” karrian reached out to touch my stomach, I quickly stepped back “please don’t touch me” I said fear clearly in my voice “don’t tell me what to do Mrs. Ripley, I will touch you if I want!” He reached out once more this time I backed up and I ended up cornered, “please leave me alone, I don’t want any problems” I start to panic “please, please don’t hurt me or my baby’s, they are innocent, they are pure” I begged. I started feeling horrible pains in my stomach, and I panicked “Mhmm, I don’t know, I don’t know how innocent they are, saying how long it took you to get pregnant with them, what was it I heard? Two years?and you have struggled your whole pregnancy” Scarlett spoke, tears came rushing out from my eyes “please! Leave me alone!” I yell the pain in my stomach becoming almost unbearable. “Hey?!” I hear someone yell, “what the fuck leave her alone” I look up to see one of my close friends Sami zayn. That’s all I really before I passed out.

“Is she okay, are my girls okay?!” I hear yelling as I wake up to see a bright light in my eyes.. “R-rhea..?” I mumble out, instantly her head shoots over to beside my head, “oh my god, your okay, darling, what happed! Why where you in that hallways, why did you leave the lockeroom?” She questioned me, “are the girls okay?” I asked simply, “maam, you are in late stage, early labor, we are transferring you to the hospital, where you should be able to deliver with mild complications.” All I could feel was the pain, from what I was guessing was contractions, it made my head spin. Rhea held my hand as I cryed out in pain as we made our way to the hospital.

We soon made it to the hospital, where I had to be taken in for emergency cessation surgery, i remember waking up to rhea hold our two little girls in both of her arms when I finally woke up. “How are they..”I asked weakly “healthy and absolutely beautiful..just like their mother”she said before carefully handing me the girls “Athena, she’s the one with the darker hair..and Kyra she’s the one with the birth mark on her cheek” Rhea said before kissing me “I love you, I love you three so much” I said softly. “If it’s okay, the boys want to come over in a bit, dom tried to force them to let him come in right after the delivery.” She said softly “of course our girls need to meet their uncles, what about your parents?” I asked her “they are heading down tomorrow” she said.

I slid over in bed as I laid there with rhea and my girls, all three of them sound asleep, it was so peaceful, well that was until the boys got there, dom come rushing through the door, almost tripping when he got in causing Rhea to wake up. “Good going dom dom” I joked and gave him a weak smile, to which he returned with tears in his eyes “why are you crying dom?” I asked “I was just so worried about you, I haven’t slept. I’ve texted rhea and the boys all day, and I just couldn’t wait to meet my nieces when rhea told me that you guys where healthy” he rambled on before Finn stopped him “don’t talk the poor girls ear off”, they all walked closer seeing the two small baby’s in my arms, them asking their names, and us continuing talking, they stayed there for about two hours before leaving because I was tired.

The end! Thanks for reading! If you liked it please leave a request of your own!

Xoxo, v4mp-

[zoros-fourth-sword]

ZORO x FEM READER

This was my own idea I’m a single mom lmao and I never got to experience the whole loving partner thing or whatever but I decided to write a little fic for myself about Zoro because I see him having a pregnancy kink like 100% 😂🙂

{MDNI 18+ only}

This oneshot is a 18+ only so read at your own risk

This oneshot contains: eating out, sleepy sex, oral sex, sweet name calling, soft dom, breeding kink, pregnancy sex, and more

BEWARE MY WRITING SUCKS

SOFT ZORO x PREGO FEM READER

Everything is Consensual in this one shot

“Fuck Zoro” the pregnant woman moaned as she rubbed her legs together. she and the green haired swordsman were laying in their shared bedroom fast asleep but due to Zoro’s good hearing Y/N’s loud talking woke him up. thinking she was waking him up to go get the blond cook to make one of her cravings again

“Fuck Zoro Please” the girl moaned once again

“Alright princess I’ll go get whatever you need” The swordsman chuckled but once he realized his beloved was asleep he stopped in his place

“Zoro please” the sleeping girl panted as she rubbed her ankles together

Once the swordsman realized what his pregnant wife was dreaming about caused lewd thoughts to pass through his mind making his dick harden in his shorts

Coming up with the idea to please his beloved he pulls the covers off her legs showing off her plushy thighs. Zoro gently spreads her legs being careful not to wake her up he pushes her oversized t-shirt above her baby bump causing her to stir in her sleep making him freeze in his spot. once he knew she was asleep he pulled her underwear to the side to devour her sweetness. in one swift motion Zoros tongue was on her heat doing pleasurable motions causing the woman to pull his hair by pure instinct

Something about zoro seeing his wife plump and pregnant with his baby made his dick harder than ever. That's all he could think about was Y/N Layed out on their bed. milk leaking from her round plump tits from his doing. he loved to see her begging, panting, wanting more, he knew her hormones made it worse for her. He liked that she needed him more than ever

“Fuck zoro” I moun as I pull on the man’s hair once i realized I wasn’t dreaming I was shocked that zoro decided to be so touchy tonight we haven’t been able to have sex in the last couple days due to his journeys with Luffy I usually stay on the ship with Brook while the rest of the crew take care of everything else.

so the moment I’m in right now I’m going to savor it, I have been so needy it was like my body was craving something and I figured it out I needed fucking zoro and god he felt so good

“You feel so good zoro” I moan as I place my hand on my baby bump while the other squeezes the bed covers

“Mhm” Zoro growled once he realized I was awake sending vibrations up my core and adding more pleasure to my pleasure

“Please zoro I need you” I pant as I pull his green locks causing him to pull away

“Only because you asked me so nicely and you deserve it,” Zoro said as he rubs his rough hands across my bump pulling up the rest of my shirt

“But first I need a drink” Zoro grumbled as he put my nipple into his mouth squeezing the other causing milk to leak from the both of them

“Zoro you feel so good so so good” I pant loving that he’s making my sore boobs feel good I needed this

“I know baby I know and you taste so fucking good” he growled as he switched to my other tit making sure to give them the same amount of treatment

“Please zoro I need you” I whine as I began to grind against his thigh desperately needing friction

Not saying a word zoro swiftly pulled his shorts and underwear off letting his hard cock free

“Hands and knees babydoll” Zoro grumbled his deep voice sending chills up my spine

“Okay” I weakly say as I position myself on my hands and knees it being quite the struggle due to my bump

“We got to be gentle sweetheart” Zoro mumbled as he leaned over my back running his hand under me to rub my bump

“Mhm” I moan once I feel his hard cock against my wetness

“Ready sweetheart,” Zoro asked as he leaned back to adjust his cock

“Yes” I pant lowering my head between my arms

“Good” Zoro mumbled as he gently inserted his cock causing me to let out a whine

“Fuck baby your so wet did you miss me that much” Zoro huffed as he massaged my ass cheeks continuing to softly rut into me

“Yes I missed you so much” I moan getting more turned on by the squishing sounds between my legs

“You feel so good Zoro” I whine as I hold my bump trying to steady it

“You're being such a good girl Y/N taking my cock so eagerly” Zoro grumble as he grabbed my hips to pump into me faster

“Fuck Zoro” I pant as droll ran from my mouth from the addictive feeling

“Shit sweetheart keep saying my name,” Zoro said as angels himself wanting to feel my cervix

“Zoro” I squeak out trying to catch my breath

“You’re so pretty pregnant with my baby sweetheart,” Zoro said as he moved my hair from my sweaty back so I was less hot

“I love being pregnant with your baby Zoro I would have thousands of more” instantly saying what was on my mind

“Shit Y/N” Zoro growled as he dug his nails into my hips releasing inside me from my words

“Fuck baby don’t say shit like that” Zoro huffed as leaned over my back to plant a kiss against the side of my head

“Are you-“Before I could finish my husband cut me off

“Don’t worry baby I’m going to finish you off. how about you sit your sexy ass on my face”

Hopefully this was good I’m sorry if it wasn’t but comment and like if you enjoyed 😚🥰🙏

[dudeshusband]

Title: Grazie, Prego, Scusi, It's A Breeze Ship: Mike x Joe Ricco Words: 650 Description: Ricco teaches Mike a little Italian.

Mike leaned against Joe as he read the morning paper. They had a robe and fuzzy socks on and still couldn’t seem to get warm. 

Enzo walked in, singing something in Italian. He started making himself coffee. Mike strained their ear to see if they could make anything out. 

“Joe, what’s he singing about?” Mike asked. 

He made a noncommittal noise. “Nothing. Just some little Italian folk song.” 

Mike rubbed themselves against him. “Joe, when are you going to teach me Italian?”  

“When?” he asked incredulously. “What’s this about when? You never asked me.” 

Mike looked into his big, brown eyes, behind his big turtle patterned glasses. “You call me an Italian pet name and you were never going to tell me any other words?” 

He shrugged. “You know what orsetto means. I figured you were looking for a boyfriend, not a teacher.” 

Mike tilted their head. “Joe, you talk to the fishermen in Italian, you talk to Enzo in Italian, you wish Angela and Nino ‘good night’ in Italian and I’m the only fool standing here clueless.” 

He laughed. “Okay. What do you want to know?” 

“What was Enzo singing about?” 

Joe waved a hand. “Ah, something about the streets of Rome.” 

“Ciao is hello, isn’t it?” 

“It’s also goodbye.” 

“Scusi is ‘excuse me’, ‘prego’ is please, and ‘grazie’ is thank you,” Mike recalled. 

“Looks like you got your Italian from one of those crooner types,” Joe teased gently. 

“Bambina is ‘girl’, Bambini is children…I’m trying to remember if I know any more. Oh, yeah! Non dimenticar…don’t forget…” 

“Nat King Cole or Jerry Vale?” Joe asked. 

Mike shook their head. “Um, buona notte, good night. I learned that from you.” “Amore mio,” Mike added. “My love.”

“Are you sure you need my help?” 

They ignored him. 

“Arrivederci is goodbye too. I’ve heard you use that one,” Mike continued. “Roma is how you say Rome, right?” 

Joe nodded. 

“Tesoro, darling. See, I can vaguely flirt but I can’t ask about the weather.” 

Mike continued recalling words. “Perdoname. Pardon me. And then there are words I can sing in my mind but don’t know the translation of.” 

“You’re not too bad. You’ve picked up a lot by being my partner.” 

Mike shrugged. “I was bound to. Regazza…girl too, right? Signora, ma’am, and signore, sir?”  

“Mm hmm.” 

“Teach me how to count?” 

“Sit in my lap and I’ll teach you,” he told them as he patted his lap. 

Mike obliged him. He wrapped his arms around them and sighed. Mike’s heartbeat slowed and they closed their eyes. 

“Uno,” Joe whispered to them. Mike inwardly laughed. Yes, of course. Then, he pressed a kiss behind their ear. Mike’s heartbeat quickened again. Was this his idea of flirting? 

“Due.” Kiss. 

Mike took a deep breath. How could he still turn them to mush? 

“Tre.” Kiss.  

Quattro. Like the Spanish. Kiss. Cinque. Kiss. Kiss. 

Wait? Six was…? 

“What- what was six?” 

Joe chuckled at their bright red face. “Sei, dolcezza.” 

Mike frowned. “You stop that! Stop that right now, old man.” 

“Hey, you wanted me to teach you how to count.” 

Mike huffed. “I didn’t see flirting in the terms and conditions.” 

He smiled. “What’s the point of a partner if I can’t flirt with them?” 

They pouted. Joe only kissed them again. 

“Are we still going? Sette.” 

Seven. Kiss. 

“Please don’t tell me we’re ending at a hundred!” 

He held them tighter and nuzzled into their neck. “We can if you want.” 

“I think I’ll be dead on the ground by then.” 

Joe shook his head fondly. “You’re so sweet. Sometimes it’s hard to think you’re 31.” 

Mike huffed again. “Don’t get started on that!” 

“Carina.” 

“I don’t even know that one!” 

“Come on, let’s get to ten, huh?” Joe whispered in their ear. Mike shivered. 

“Okay.” 

“Otto.” Kiss. Nove. Kiss. Dieci. Kiss. 

“Ti amo. We should do this again sometime, huh, orsetto?” 

“Next time I ask you about the weather!” 

[bellarkeselection]

hello 🙃this is my first request ever and it's pretty weird but can u do a piece with rip x f! dutton reader when she's pregos with rips bby girl and she either have a little accident with a horse or in danger bc of one of the shows villains like beth and rip goes a little crazy like he how he did it in the car driving to Beth on those 2 guys were beating her.

Comfort from john and rip and fluff at the end also maybe a age gap 😁😁😁plz and thank u

Wheeler's as Tough as a Beer

The rain was hitting the glass windshield harder than I cared for. When I left the doctors office it was only lightly raining and you could hear some thunder in the distance. Gripping the steering wheel I gulped in nervousness feeling the car kind of fighting me when I drove through some puddles. Moving one hand to my phone laying In the cup holder I saw it was my husband calling me. “Hey honey, I’m on my way home now.”

“That’s great. Although the storm is picking up here. What did the doctor say about the baby?” Rip asked through the phone where I could hear the barn door shutting behind him meaning they were putting the horses up before it got worse than it already was.

Using my turn signal I stopped at a red light waiting for it to change to green. "She said everything was good. In about 3 months we should have our baby boy or girl." The ranch was only two different turns and one stop sign before I was back on the family home.

The light finally changed from red to green where I slowly hit the gas pedal. Turning my steering wheel I was making the turn but there was a car coming down from the way I was turning. But the car instead was on the wrong side of the road coming directly at me. “Oh my god, Rip!” I screamed before I attempted to move my car but the wheels hit a big puddle where I swerved and the other car still barreled straight into me.

My head hit the steering wheel harshly before it hit a wooden poll that was for the power lines. My phone got thrown and it shattered the screen. Blinking my eyes I lifted my head when the air bag went off. Looking at the mirror there was blood on my forehead and I gasped feeling sharp pain in my pregnant belly. It would be a few minutes before I blacked out on the wheel. Someone was shaking me lightly making me wake up a few hours after that where I could make out my husband’s voice. “Y/n, y/n! Come on, darling wake up. Don’t die on me.”

“Rip….ahhh!” I winced when I felt him gently picking me up by my knees and underneath my arms. I felt so,e blood running down my side meaning that the air bag or something must have cut me.

He slowly walked me to the ambulance while the medics checked me out. Rip pushed my hair back out of my face crying some tears which he never die really unless we were alone. So the bunkhouse guys knew who was the boss. “Sssh you’re alright now. You’re with me, Y/n.”

“Everything hurts, Rip. And I…I was on my way home and the storm….it got worse….where this car was on the wrong side of the road.” I began sobbing through heavy tears.

He wrapped his arms around my body after the medics had went off to read the tests that they had done. Wrapping my arms around his neck I buried my face in the crook of his neck crying. "Excuse me, Mr. Wheeler. But we need to get your wife to the hospital. The baby she is carrying is in distress." One of the medics came over to us explaining with concern.

Rip immediately got in the back of the ambulance with me laying down on the cot. I grasped his hand tightly in mine while we rushed there. The second that we got there I was rolled in with a wheelchair and a doctor bursts into the room. "We will have to do a C - section if we want to save the baby in you."

"Okay...I love you." I croaked up at Rip squeezing his hands before I was rushed into surgery. I'm not sure how long I was out for but I moaned blinking my eyes feeling the medicine they gave me wearing off. Lifting my head up from the pillow I saw Rip sleeping at my bedside. "Rip...Rip wake up."

He rubbed his eyes where I instantly saw tears in his brown eyes. "Oh my gosh, Y/n. Thank God I was so worried...I love you." He kissed the crown of my head tucking hair behind my ear.

"Rip, where's the baby. Is it okay?" I asked him when he brushed his fingers through my hair that was sticking to my forehead.

He sucked in a breath resting his forehead against mine when he spoke his next words. "The baby is in the nick-u. She came out a premi. But she's beautiful. The doctor said she'll have to be monitored for a while. But she's alive honey...she's here."

"I love you...and I'm glad she's okay." Wrapping my arms around his neck I began crying happy tears. Rip wrapping his arms around my waist holding me as close as we could get. Releaved that his family was alright.

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[new-tella-us]

How would the boys react to Mika being pregnant? Would they know before her (I feel like James would) and what kind of fathers do you think they’d be?

Well they would all be happy by default. It seems to be in the succubus instinct to REALLY wanna further your lineage so, naturally they would all want this on a genetic level.

However. Mentality always beats genetics. Let's go into that.

If any guy could know that a girl was prego before the girl herself, James would in fact be that guy. I think of all of them he would be the most.... pleased? I guess? I feel like that's not the right word but happy isn't the word I'm looking for either. He was the crowned prince. Other than ruling the kingdom well, having an heir was probably the highest priority he was taught. Plus he does dedicate a good chunk of his life to making sure his brothers are happy and successful in life. It would be natural for him to be a family man.

Though as a father, one hurdle he would force himself to get over is his emotional distance. He knows that he's not the most emotionally open and that was fine when it was just Mika and she seemed to understand but he's aware that his judgmental nature and distance would negatively affect his child so he would work that out to give his child the best chance of a good life. On a positive though? That child is gunna be educated as fuck! They are going to read higher level books as a teen than most people do ever. Easy ticket to a stable life.

I feel like Erik would have a feeling but also after the events of Demon War, he would be a little doubtful. He says himself that he would be happy if Mika was the mother of his child so he would happy with the pregnancy, his only concern would be for Mika's health and safety. I kinda joked about this in a previous post but because of the whole "demons are born with tiny horns" thing, that could probably scrape up Mika's insides especially since -if the kid is born with horns like Erik's or his mother's- that shit is coming out of the sides of their head. So O U C H.

As a father though, I can see Erik being very doting possibly to the point of mildly spoiling the child. He wants to give his child all the love and freedom his mother denied him, giving them the opportunity to do any activity they could ever want regardless of how it seems socially. He would essentially be raising his opposite for better and for worse.

Sam would absolutely NOT be able to tell. He probably didn't even think it was possible. He would be shocked but happy. I don't think he sees himself as the fatherly type but he's more than willing to learn. His concerns will change based on what route you're on. If you're on the King Sam route, his concern would be the race of the child. Sure Mika was turned into a succubus but how much of that changed her genetic makeup? Would she make succubus children or human children? And, the more concerning part, how would the kingdom react? They barely accepted Mika as their queen, they would NOT accept human children as their future rulers. Sam would rather not have to fight his entire kingdom, yknow?

By contrast, if you went down the default good route, Sam couldn't give less of a fuck about race if you paid him to. Now his concern is how he's gunna raise the kid. Royalty gives you structure, without that he has to freestyle.

As a father, I can see Sam as kind and soft but only with his wife and daughters. Yes I said "daughters", I made a mother's day drawing that shows Mika and Sam having twin girls. (So like double OUCH on the birth for Mika) Sam is your typical overprotective dad type. He wants his girls to be safe so he will protect them with his life. He would also teach his daughters self defense so they can protect themselves once they're grown.

Matthew would also not be able to tell. If Mika gets morning sickness, Matthew would be more concerned that she's caught something from work. Though when he is told, he will be SQUEALING with happiness. He would absolutely be the happiest of the five to be a dad. It's far beyond "biological need", he genuinely wants to be a parent. Mika is not lifting a goddamn finger for any of the chores or physical work. Hell even Simon Tabby causes fewer issues to not stress Mika out.

As a father, he would be fun loving. His child would never be bored or feel neglected as long as he's around..... However, like Mother, like Son. It's not that Matthew is anywhere near as crazy as Aezera but he would probably share a few of her values on family and magical education. He would prioritize the child's happiness and self expression while also making sure that they are well trained and well educated especially in magic. After all, even if the child doesn't show immediate promise, he had a runt phase too. They just need some training. This is the exact way Aezera raised Matthew, with Matthew just being not invasive or horribly controlling. Definitely an improvement, still room to improve though.

I would say "Damien is a mindreader" but he isn't at this point! YAY! So he might not figure it out until he's told. Now, I think Damien would be happy, however after seeing a video from Michaela, I realize he would have more of a nuanced response. His anxiety would take hold as he questions if they even have the physical and emotional resources to care for a child. On top of that, race comes back as an issue but it's now the opposite. Has Damien's DNA changed when he was truly turned human or would he produce demon kids? How would two humans deal with human-demon hybrids? He would be terrified of any of his kids gaining his mind reading seeing how miserable it made him and he would probably also be concerned from Mika's safety with the horns thing again. However, when his anxieties calm down, he would show more of that happiness. The best part of the next nine months would be Mika and Damien getting to set up their child's room and fill it with everything new parents need.

As a father, I think Damien would be a sweet but stern dad. Teaching his kids morals and kindness so they can grow up to be empathetic people. As much as his last interaction with his mother broke his heart, from how heartbroken he was we can tell that Damien's mother had a close relationship with Damien once. I think he would try to reform that relationship with his child and mimic all the things he loved about his mother hoping that his kid could view him the way he viewed his mother. Where I think his fault would lie would be his slightly possessive nature and his PTSD. That would extend to his children and may make him stifle them in an attempt to keep them away from danger, real and perceived. Though an honest conversation, either from the child or Mika, would help.

[kkqueergurl]

my shitty synopsis of song of achilles

So basically Patroclus was this super chill guy who like used to be a prince but he got banished by his asshole father at age 10 for accidentally murdering someone. (Oops?) Then he goes to another kingdom and meets the prince there who is Achilles. And Achilles is like the son of a king and some goddess chick named Thetis. And he’s like rly strong and hot. Like rly hot. (awooga awooga am I right?) And Patroclus notices it. So they besties forever. Like roomates (omg they were roomates) and they are like 2 bros chillin in a hot tub but not five feet apart cause they TOTALLY GAY. But then Achilles tells twink- I mean Patroclus, that he’s ditching him to go get buff and train with Chiron (a half horse dude) So Patroclus kisses him. Then promptly runs away. As one does. When he wakes up the next morning he’s like “oh shit my mans gone!” So he runs the entire like 7 miles up the mountain so he can meet him halfway. Then he joins him up the mountain and they train and live together. But then Achilles gets kidnapped by his mom and sent to this place and is forced to dress up like a girl and be in the princesses court but is also expected to marry the princess or smth cause she’s prego. But Patroclus finds him and is like “wtf” and they leave. Then they kiss again and now they are in love again. Then it’s been like a few years or smth and the war is going on so the soldiers are like “Achilles needs to help us, he can bring the twink” and Achilles is like “bet” so they go and live together at the camp. Then after like a lot of months Achilles has to marry this girl so Patroclus is like “damnit my man isn’t my man” but then the girls creepy ass father sacrifices her at the alter. And Achilles all freaked and runs away. Then they cry a bit and are in love again. Then Achilles has to fight and Patroclus is like “wtf don’t die?!” So he joins him (kinda) and stands on the platform waiting for hubby to come back. Then he is like “no I gotta fight” so he puts on armor and goes out there. Then instantly gets killed. So Achilles grabs his body and brings it back to his room. Not creepy at all… then everyone’s like “dude get the smelly corpse out of ur room” so he goes to avenge his mans and does so. But then dies. Then he’s like “we gotta be buried together” but his so called son shows up and says “uh no that’s weird my father wouldn’t say that” despite never meeting him, meaning Achilles and Patroclus can never be together again. Dun dun duhhhhhhhh. 

The end 

[artemis1214]

WIP "Wed?"

Heyyy sooo it's been a while since I wrote anything, and I really wanted to share this, but I know it's not technically Wed. Anywho, here is the next spoiler for 'A Siren's Purpose'.

‼️Angsty Spoilers Ahead for 'A Siren's Purpose'‼️

After the many guests had filed out of the Hotel, the staff turned their attention to the lobby - straightening up after another attempt at recruiting lost souls. After her performance, Esme was focused on polishing her piano, while also taking the time to sweep the lacer of the glittering stage her girls had so kindly made her. Her eyes follow the trail of dust bunnies on the floor as she loses herself in her thoughts from the past couple of weeks. Tonight felt like a release for her - spilling her heart’s troubles out into the lyrics and down into the keys she was playing. 

A couple of more moments pass before she hears the clicking of hard dress shoes that she recognized oh too well. Through the reflection of the black shimmer, her eyes land on two red eyes piercing into her own, causing her to straighten and look up. 

Esme says nothing, but instead stares up at him as he looks down at her, casting an unreadable closed-mouth smile accompanied by a stern look in his eyes. 

“You’re wrong about me.” He says a matter of factly, “I know what I want, I’ve always made that abundantly clear.” 

“Oh, is that so?” Esme rolls her eyes, her voice leaking with sarcasm, “Well, excuse me, then I guess you made the right choice when you decided to walk away.” She continues to sweep, raising her hand in the air and shooing him away, “Go on, do what you do best.” 

“I beg your pardon?” 

“Leave, you’re awfully good at that.” She turns her body away and begins to push the rest of the dust to the end of the stage, 

“Well, you certainly have a few things you’re good at.” He mumbles, his voice barely above a whisper, “I’m sure [REDACTED] can attest to that.” 

That’s it. 

She tosses the broom onto the floor with an audible thud, “You know, you are really getting on my last possible nerve.” She pivots and the sound of her heels stomping over to him echoes in the space, “You have a lot of gull prancing around here acting like you’re a cheated man when you are the only person responsible for this relationship being in the state that it is. YOU and YOU alone.” She presses her finger into his chest, “You decided we were through. You pushed me away. YOU chose all of this. For once in your life Alastor - TAKE RESPONSIBILITY!” 

His hand shoots up and harshly grips hers, his claws digging into her skin, “I have no shame, I take responsibility for my actions.” He growls threateningly, his lip curling in anger. 

“Oh, you do? Really?” Esme grunts as she yanks her hand back, “Well…what about when I died?” 

He blinks before answering, “This is entirely unwarrant-” 

“What did you tell the town? Did you go to the authorities? Did you turn yourself in?” 

“Of course not, I would have ended up in the electric chair!” 

“And I ended up at the bottom of the sea! For goodness sake, my bones could still be there!” 

He shakes his head and turns away, heading towards the stairs. She brought this up every time, every single damn time and it tormented his brain. From the nightmares he’s had of her, to the gnawing guilt that eats away at his heart, that one dreadful day has stayed permanently engraved in his memory on a constant loop since she came back into his life. His love for her never died, for it was a candle with an eternal flame. He had never meant to hurt her, but his rage and his carelessness led her to the sea.

Every other person he had the pleasure of ending, he relished in their screams, savored their blood, and celebrated their demise. 

For her, he wept. 

But she wouldn’t stop, “Oh, a coward are you? Prego, correre, keep running away from everything just like you alway d-” 

“I RUN AWAY FROM NOTHING!” He towers over her, his form stretching out. His antlers scrape along the ceiling of the lobby, strong enough to peel off some of the paint. 

“Oh, always with the dramatics.” Esme scoffs, unimpressed, “Come down before you hurt yourself.” 

His breath surges in and out in his rage as he stares down at her, but his eyes meet hers and she holds his gaze with such firmness that it takes a quick moment to crack his mind and cause him to retreat back into his usual form. He fixes his collar with a charming smile as if nothing happened, “Adieu, my dear.” He spins around, going back up the stairs. 

Her eyes follow him as he walks calmly to the second floor, and her chest burns with every step he takes, “Curse you, Alastor Hartfelt.” 

His foot pauses before reaching the second landing, “Do not use my mortal name in this realm.” 

“Oh, I will call you whatever I damn well please.” She turns away to head back into the lobby. 

He should have just continued, but his pride was never one to allow him to lose an argument. He descends back down the stairs, falling victim to this classic cat-and-mouse game. 

A ping pong battle.

“And why is that, pray tell? It’s not very ladylike for you.” 

“Because you vex me so!”

Disappearing into a black mist, he reappears at her slide, casually leaning against her piano and speaking in a mockingly sweet tone, “Oh, pardon me. Just if you could clarify, do I vex you so much causing you to hate me, or is it that you already hate me so much that you vex me?” 

“It is because I love you despite my better judgment!” Esme shouts, turning and looking him straight in his eyes. 

A beat passes, and that cocky, arrogant, way about him vanishes as he is lost on how to proceed with her confession. 

“You do not love me.” He pushes himself off the piano, walking away without any destination in mind. 

“What?!” 

“You had relations with another.” 

“Firstly, we were not explicitly intimate. Secondly, you have every right to be hurt by me sharing moments with [REDACTED], but that was only after YOU told me that YOU didn’t want this ‘pathetic’ relationship anymore.”

He remains silent, 

“And from that day forward, you ignored me at every chance. You wouldn’t speak to me, you locked yourself away in your radio tower. You told me you were no longer my husband in this lifeti-” 

“Stop it…please…” 

She sighs, “What are we doing here, Alastor? Are we to be with other people, filling the void and soothing the pain of this whole situation?” 

His body recoils at that thought. He never wanted the attention of anyone else other than her, and he couldn’t fathom the thought of anyone desiring her in the way that he did. 

So, again, he falls silent.