#pregnanthusband

[dadbodsandbellies]

“My back is KILLING me”, my husband exclaimed as he stretched it out as much as he could. “Is there anything you need?”, I asked, looking at him from my book. As he sat down next to me, he sighed, “I need you to get this son of yours outta me”. I chuckled and smiled, leaning into a kiss with him. “But you look so sexy pregnant”.

[funorb]

Just another dad joke

Just another dad joke - WIFE: I have a couple important announcements…First: I'm pregnantHUSBAND: Hi Pregnant, I'm dadWIFE: Second: No you're not

[anewh]

I was sent this today, and really just couldn't resist posting it for the sake of hilarity.  It's hard to look at it while at work because I can't stop laughing at some of them.

[dadbodsandbellies]

After I got my husband pregnant, I told him to go on leave so he could focus on resting and getting himself mentally prepared to deliver our twin boys in January. He hates sitting around though, so he started a little garden while on leave. He can’t even button his pants anymore due to his big pregnant belly. Anyone wanna see more of my pregnant husband?

[dadbodsandbellies]

“I’ve noticed your family carries very big babies”, my husband sighed and put his arms on his back, “I have a month left and I look like I’m carrying twin! Hell, maybe even triplets”. I walked over behind him, wrapped my arms below his belly, and lifted it up a bit. “How does that feel babe”, I asked him, “This is honestly very helpful”, he replied with a sigh of relief.

[dadbodsandbellies]

Hiking was always a passion for my husband, and even when I got him pregnant it didn’t stop him from doing just that. Today is our wedding anniversary and he wanted to go hiking, despite his 9 month pregnant belly. “If I go into labor during the hike, we are delivering him here”, he says to me as he waddled up the path.