#precisely 269 words lmao

[lightwing-s]

can I request for dick grayson and you, and when he's about to climax you're in awe of him and how pretty he looks, and you say "you're so pretty, my pretty boy"

Dick’s fingers pressed tightly on your waist, nails digging into your skin, leaving scratch marks and purple stains you’d only see later. You rocked your hips ferociously on top of him, feeling his cock stretch and fill you, hitting the spot you enjoyed the most and making your eyes roll from the ecstatic sensation.

“That’s it baby. You’re so good, your pussy is making me feel so g-good.”

Underneath you, your boyfriend’s muscular chest glistened from sweat, biceps flexed hard from his grip on you. His wet hair sticking to his forehead, and his gorgeous blue eyes barely keeping themselves open. Mouth agape, your name coming out of his plump red lips like a desperate prayer, followed by loud growls from deep within his throat. 

When you fasted your movements, he threw his head back as a loud scream left his lips, exposing his long neck, red marks from your lipstick decorating it, and adam’s apple bobbing up and down.

You swore you’d never seen something hotter.

As he drew closer to his high, his own movements got faster, now thrusting deep inside you, no more patience left on his body, your wetness against his skin making slapping sounds fill the room. Your own pleasure put aside for now, you proudly smiled as you felt his orgasm fill you.

“Y-y/n, a-ah” he screamed. Hot and messy, Dick tried to find his breath as you adoringly pecked his lips and caressed his hair.“Are you good, baby? Did I make you feel good?” he could only nod his head in reply. “That's good. You're so pretty, my pretty boy.”

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send me a word or prompt and I'll write you a 200 words blurb x

[hope-was-a-disquieting-thing]

Neil: *insults Andrew on twitter* lmao gotcha

Literally anyone else: *insults Andrew on twitter*

Neil: What the fuck did you just fucking say about Andrew, you little bitch? I'll have you know I was raised by the most notorious and deadly serial killer in the country and a previous leading memeber of the british mafia, and I've been involved in numerous secret assassinations on anomalous incidents, and I have over 269 confirmed kills. I am trained in hand to hand combat, all weaponry with a speciality in knives and I'm a registered threat to the FBI. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to him over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the city and using my current connections to the Japanese mafia and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Foxes Defence Squad and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

[raganandhersurveys]

5/21/21~5000 question survey 201-300 {CXVII}

This has been in the drafts for far too long lol

201. Put these creatures in order from what you would least like to be reincarnated as (1), to what you would most like to be reincarnated as (10) assuming reincarnation ended up existing AND you were given a choice: caterpillar, house dog, wild dog, vulture, male human, female human, oak tree, rock, manta ray, dolphin 

~female human, dolphin, male human, house dog, manta ray, wild dog, caterpillar, oak tree, vulture, rock

 202. What do you feel unworthy of? 

~sometimes i feel like i don’t deserve the love that people give me. but i definitely don’t dwell on that thought 

 203. Would you rather be remembered for having done something for humanity or being a really nice person? 

~doing something for humanity; that effects more people 

 204. Which do you value more: science or intuition? 

~honestly depends on what it is haha. i lead with my heart more than my brain sometimes 

 205. Your best friend and your significant other are in the hospital at the same time with the same ailment. Who do you visit first? 

~...... i hate questions where i have to choose one person over another, i can’t choose 

206. Does the universe revolve around human beings?

~lol nope we exist in it just like everything else. we took it upon ourselves to feel as though we are superior 

207. If you are no longer a virgin, do you wish you still were?

~no, that thought has never even crossed my mind

208. Who is your favorite poet of those who are alive right now?

~i rlly don’t know that many poets 

209. What is your favorite song from the 90's? 

~my heart will go on~ celine dion; stereotypical ik but like i love that song

 210. If you were in alphabet soup what letter would you be? 

~the r ofc:)

 211. Do you believe in fairies, ghosts, aliens, angels, dwarves, elves, etc.?

~i definitely believe in angels. as far as aliens and ghosts are concerned, i for the mots part believe in them but i am a little skeptical and someone can be a dwarfed person so i believe in that too, but the elves and fairies are a no go. 

212. What makes you want to be someone’s friend? 

~if we have similar interests, if they’re funny, kind, if they’re open minded and deep, and like to eat food a lot because i sure do

 213. Do you troll around the Internet harassing people anonymously for fun? 

~bahaha i have a life lol 

 214. Have you ever seen the movie A Man Who Fell to Earth?

~nope

 215. What is your favorite line from a movie? 

~”ughhh! as if”

216. What's your favorite video game? 

~i don’t rlly play video games lol

 217. Have you ever taken something that wasn't yours? 

~yeahhhhhh

 218. What is one phrase people say that irritates you?

~”we love that”

 219. You allow strangers to read your diary, but would you let your parents read it?

~lol never

220. Hot steamy bubble bath or quick in and out shower?

~depends on my mood. if i have something to do i’d obviously choose the shower lol

221. Are you allergic to anything? 

~nope

222. What is your favorite Terminator movie?

~i don’t rlly like any of them

 223. What is your favorite fast food?

~chick-fil-a!!!!

224. What would someone have to do to get you to never speak to him or her again?

~cheat on me or hurt someone i love

225. Would (or have) you ever whip someone or be whipped by someone in bed? 

~i have never and will never whip or be whipped in bed hahaha

 226. Have you ever said 'I hate everyone' and really meant it literally? 

~lol no

 227. Why do some people want to get more money than they could ever spend?

~greedyyyyyyy oooh. money is also an addiction i feel like; for some people they will never have enough 

 228. Have you ever won a carnival fish?

~:((((( no

229. Did it live more than a week? 

~^

 230. What's the best sounding accent a person can have? 

~i love a spanish accent or italian/bostson accents too 

231. What's the most boring thing you've ever read? 

~some book for school probably 

232. Do you prefer buttons or touch screens? 

~ig touch screens

233. Do you think there is a lot of similarity between the Harry Potter books and the Lord of the Rings series? 

~there rlly is but they’re worded differently because they were written in such different times. i enjoyed both but i love lotr. 

234. Would you consider yourself to be naive?

~in some regards, yes 

235. Which of your friends is most likely to go to jail?

~andrew 

236. What is the smallest amount of money that could be in a public toilet that would make you reach in and grab it?

~honestly if it was a $20 dollar bill

 237. Would you ever wear real fur?

~no

238. Arachnophobia or Eight Legged Freaks?

~huh?

239. What are your feelings about police officers? 

~not all of them are bad. Yes there are corrupt ones but can’t any career have corrupt employers? I would feel safer having them than not so I do not support the whole ACAB movement

 240. What is your favorite line from a song? 

~i have no idea lmao like my mind went totally blank

 241. Is fifty dollars a lot of money?

~to me yeah haha

242. Do you like the band Front 242 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Front_242)? 

~i’ve never heard of them

243. Would you rather have fame, money, or self-satisfaction? 

~self-satisfaction

244. What's your middle name? 

~alexandria

 245. What is the absolute limit, the craziest thing you would do for a million dollars?

~probs pee in a public place 

246. Are you good, evil or neutral?

~i’d say neutral lmao

 247. Should ebonics (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebonics) be considered a language?~sure lol 

248. What color is your bedroom? 

~sage green

What color would you like it to be? 

~i want my next room to have just white walls 

249. When are you planning to move to a new home? 

~well i move into my college suite in august 

250. If you added up the cost of everything in the room with you, approximately what would it come out to be?

~well i’m not in my room right now so i have no idea

251. Do you blow your nose in public?

~i try to avoid it but you gotta do what you gotta do

252. Do you want to follow in your parent's footsteps?

~in some ways yes, but in other ways absolutely not

 253. What is the coolest web site you know of? 

~any online shopping place haha

254. Which cartoon would you most like to see turned into a movie? 

~most of them have already been turned into movies and they aren’t that great

255. Of the following, which word best describes you: enthusiastic, fair minded, generous, helpful 

~i’d say fair minded overall

256. Can you eat with chopsticks?

~no but i wish i could haha

257. Could you tell real money from counterfeit?

~most likely no

258. What do you think about school uniforms?

~i’m so glad i went to a public school and didn’t have to wear one. i love clothes and creating outfits so i’d hate to have to wear the same thing like every day

 259. What ancient civilization would you most like to visit?

~either egypt or greece

 260. What would make a great new Crayola color?

~do they have a sage green color?

261. If an art project is created with the intent of getting rich and famous, does that cast doubt over its significance as a work of art? 

~not necessarily. I feel like it’s hard to do anything artistic like that without a purpose or meaning

 262. If you became president, whom would you invite to sing at your inauguration? 

~ariana grande or sza 

 263. Who is the greatest philosopher of your country? 

~me lol 

264. If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? 

~i feel like it went to borrowing and to funding the military

265. Is it as easy to make you happy now as it was when you were a child? 

~i feel like as a child it was easier 

 266. Who knows more...you, or your parents?

~depends on the topic tbh 

 267. What instrument would you like to be famous for playing? 

~electric guitar or piano

 268. Children fill its lungs completely with air. Adults breathe in a more shallow way, not filling their lungs completely. Why the change? 

~that is not a question for me lol

 269. Would you have sex with a stranger for one million dollars? 

~mmmmmm yeah tbh LMAO

270. Are you completely in control of your body? 

~i guess lol

 271. Which is more romantic: an expensive, glittering bouquet OR flowers that were hand picked as they grew beside the parkway? 

~i’d love either. sometimes money is the thought for someone but hand picked is so special to 

 272. Do you know yourself well enough to understand why you feel the way you do?

~in some instances, yes. but then sometimes i’ll feel a random emotion at times. there are times where i’ll just feel really sad and I don’t know why lol 

273. Which do you do more often: let movies, songs and books put your feelings into words for you or put your feelings into words by yourself? 

~both but the songs and books do it so beautifully 

274. Do you believe celebrities when they are endorsing a product? 

~usually not lol

 275. What kind of movies do you wish were made more often?

~i’m always down for a good horror movie 

 276. Does fashion matter to you? 

~yesss! that’s the field i want to enter 

277. Should politicians be held to the same legal standards as everyone else? 

~of course, if not more so 

 278. What do you get in trouble for the most? 

~my mom always says i do things last minute 

279. Should parents spank their kids? 

~you do what you wanna do as a parent

 280. What is your worst daily habit? 

~eating unhealthy foods lol

 281. If you had your choice which one TV show would you have canceled?

~pretty little liars because it’s literally knock off gossip girl

282. Do you like the taste of sweet or salt?

~definitely salt 

 283. Are you very precise about what words you use to describe your feelings and thoughts? 

~not always lol 

284. What do you feel the most guilty about? 

~sometimes i feel like i let people down because some of my decisions still depend on other people (ex: if my mom says no to something that someone asked me to do)

 285. Do you meditate?

~no

286. Can dreams be visions, or do you feel they are always random images?

~i think they can be visions but i feel that most of the time they are random images

 287. Do you try to write/say what you are feeling in a true and simple way?

~why are so many of these questions about this lmao um it depends if i have a grasp on my emotions in that moment 

288. The thief _______ that everyone steals. What verb would you fill in the blank with? 

~is jealous?

289. What's the most incredible experience you ever had?

~one night a year or so ago me and some friends just hung out but it felt like a movie. we were jamming to music with the windows down and just going crazy; what a time to be alive 

 290. Are you ever afraid to write/say/think how you feel?

~for sure however i have learned that that is very unhealthy so i usually tend to speak my mind 

 291. Do you write/say/think it anyway or become intimidated and try to avoid it?

~^

292. What is one thing you can't do?

~ride a bike 

293. Do you like movies starring Charleton Heston (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charleton_Heston)? 

~i’ve never seen any of his movies 

 294. Are you gentle? 

~i try to be 

 295. When do you feel the most raw and vulnerable? 

~when i’m alone and not talking to anyone 

296. Are you trying to find yourself?

~aren’t we all?

297. Where are you looking?

~in my passions and just getting to understand myself in general 

298. Are you sometimes afraid of being honest because you are afraid of hurting people's feelings?

~yep

299. What would make you a stronger person? 

~not lettings things that people say get to me and not caring so much of what others think of me 

 300. What book would you like to read sometime soon?

~there isn’t one in particular but i would like to start reading stephen king 

[eldritchsurveys]

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5k Survey VI

251. Do you blow your nose in public? >> I don’t usually blow my nose, I just use a tissue to wipe if my nose starts running. I’ve found that blowing my nose constantly like I see other people doing doesn’t help me any; I just end up more congested for longer, which leads to me blowing my nose more often, and so on. So I stopped. I hate the noise, anyway. 252. Do you want to follow in your parent’s footsteps? >> No. 253. What is the coolest web site you know of? >> o_0 254. Which cartoon would you most like to see turned into a movie? >> I have no thoughts about this. 255. Of the following, which word best describes you: enthusiastic, fair minded, generous, helpful >> Fair-minded.

256. Can you eat with chopsticks? >> I can. 257. Could you tell real money from counterfeit? >> I don’t know, I’ve never been in the situation where I would have had to. 258. What do you think about school uniforms? >> I think there are benefits and downsides to it like almost anything. 259. What ancient civilization would you most like to visit? >> I don’t want to visit any ancient civilisations. 260. What would make a great new Crayola color? >> I don’t know. 261. If an art project is created with the intent of getting rich and famous, does that cast doubt over its significance as a work of art? >> In my understanding of art, anything can be art as long as someone beholds it as such. Obviously there will still be standards depending on who’s judging the thing as “art”, but like I said -- it depends. From my point of view as an observer, I don’t think the intent to earn money invalidates the product’s artistic nature. 262. If you became president, whom would you invite to sing at your inauguration? >> --- 263. Who is the greatest philosopher of your country? >> The “greatest”? What does that even mean, how is that quantified? There are a lot of philosophers that were born here, I suppose. Wikipedia might have some answers for you. 264. If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? >> It was spent. 265. Is it as easy to make you happy now as it was when you were a child? >> I don’t know how easy it was to make me happy when I was a child, so I can’t compare. 266. Who knows more…you, or your parents? >> More about what? 267. What instrument would you like to be famous for playing? >> I don’t want to be famous for playing an instrument. Or for anything. 268. Children fill its lungs completely with air. Adults breathe in a more shallow way, not filling their lungs completely. Why the change? >> I’m not Google. 269. Would you have sex with a stranger for one million dollars? >> I wouldn’t have sex with anyone for money. I can’t do that. 270. Are you completely in control of your body? >> Mostly my body controls itself, I think. It’s a bit of an autonomous system, innit? Are you completely in control of your mind? >> Of course not. “I” am not even really a thing. 271. Which is more romantic: an expensive, glittering bouquet OR flowers that were hand picked as they grew beside the parkway? >> Don’t fucking pick flowers from the wild just to make some foolish gesture. If someone did that on my behalf I’d be pretty turned off. 272. Do you know yourself well enough to understand why you feel the way you do? >> Sometimes, sometimes not. And there’s always the chance that the story I tell myself for why I react to things the way I do is wrong, or exaggerated. We’re all just guessing, some guesses more educated and likely than others. 273. Which do you do more often: let movies, songs and books put your feelings into words for you or put your feelings into words by yourself? >> Hm. 274. Do you believe celebrities when they are endorsing a product? >> No. Like, I know how advertising works... 275. What kind of movies do you wish were made more often? >> I don’t have an opinion about this. 276. Does fashion matter to you? >> Sure, I think the fashion industry and how clothing is made and haute couture are all incredibly interesting subjects. Fashion also matters to me because I wear clothing just like everyone else, and I like to learn about the stuff I use on a daily basis. Learning about fast fashion, for instance, greatly informed how I buy and use clothing, and what kind of clothing I buy. 277. Should politicians be held to the same legal standards as everyone else? >> Of course. Why would that even be in question? I’d even argue they should be held to more stringent standards, considering they’re responsible for the lives and livelihoods of whole groups of people. 278. What do you get in trouble for the most? >> --- 279. Should parents spank their kids? >> I wouldn’t, and I don’t appreciate that other people do. I’m not interested in arguing about it, but I definitely don’t want to associate with you if you think that’s something worth arguing for. 280. What is your worst daily habit? >> Skin-picking (on my lips, specifically). 281. If you had your choice which one TV show would you have canceled? >> Why would I do that? 282. Do you like the taste of sweet or salt? >> I prefer salty foods to sweet foods. 283. Are you very precise about what words you use to describe your feelings and thoughts? >> I try to be as precise as possible, but I don’t always succeed when it comes to the spoken word. It’s a lot easier when I have time to sort my thoughts out and then write them out in a coherent fashion, while also being able to look at what I’ve written and analyse its specificity. 284. What do you feel the most guilty about? >> Nothing. 285. Do you meditate? >> Not usually. I do it spontaneously on occasion, but not like some sort of routine. 286. Can dreams be visions, or do you feel they are always random images? >> I think they can be either of these things, depending on the dreamer and the dream in question. 287. Do you try to write/say what you are feeling in a true and simple way? >> I do try. I do not often succeed. 288. The thief _______ that everyone steals. What verb would you fill in the blank with? >> The word that fills in the saying is “believes”, if I recall correctly. 289. What’s the most incredible experience you ever had? >> *shrug* 290. Are you ever afraid to write/say/think how you feel? >> I am sometimes anxious about how it will be received, especially if it isn’t exactly positive. But if it must be said, it must be said, and it will be said one way or the other (and I can only hope I say it tactfully, lmao). 291. Do you write/say/think it anyway or become intimidated and try to avoid it? >> It eventually comes out, one way or the other, like I said. And sometimes the way it comes out is “very badly”. 292. What is one thing you can’t do? >> I can’t do that weird shape with my tongue. 293. Do you like movies starring Charleton Heston (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charleton_Heston)? >> The only movie I recall that stars Charlton Heston is The Ten Commandments and that movie can fuck off. 294. Are you gentle? >> No. 295. When do you feel the most raw and vulnerable? >> A lot of times. 296. Are you trying to find yourself? >> No?? That phrase makes no sense to me, lmao. 297. Where are you looking? >> --- 298. Are you sometimes afraid of being honest because you are afraid of hurting people’s feelings? >> I’m just tired of getting backlash for expressing myself, so I’m pretty defensive about that. 299. What would make you a stronger person? >> I don’t know, not being post-traumatic and constantly under siege because my brain hates me? 300. What book would you like to read sometime soon? >> There are like 150 books on my to-read list.