#preban

[cina-full-moon-xanadium]

HACHI AUG FIGURE AT LAST

[mushroomminded]

i keep getting porn on my fyp :(

[cambriancruelty]

I can’t kill a preban I can’t kill a preban I can’t kill a preban I can’t kill a preban I can’t kill a preban I can’t kill a preban

[cruelest-tantalization]

yippee! here’s one for you:

Your name is Costel Hemway and your legal sign is Capriga (space/derse bound). The sect of Mirth you practiced in was (is?) Massacarism. You only had one matesprit and one kismesis your entire life, neither of whom miss you. You never had your conciliatory quadrants filled. Your preban hive was on 1735 Cackle Road, in New Gore Hivestem, Merrymaker Subgrub. As a postban you served on HMS The Starslayer until your untimely demise. The registered coordinates for the transportalizer you acquired semi-illegally are 42.4° North and 83.9° East. You have two Trollian accounts, cruelestTantalization and fpqavbqkVsoxwlgv.

doxxing is fun, right? :3

i’M N0t M0therfucKing p0stiNg this?? What the fucK??

[quadrant-horror-stories]

One of my partners (quadrant unsure) stabbed a preban. On multiple occasions. The same one each time. Once, it was an accident. How do you accidentally stab someone?

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[troll-medicull-advice]

Hi, I ever since I hatched I’ve had a set ()f small wings. Why did this happen, and is this a cullable trait? I can’t find any inf()rmation ab()ut it ()nline, I just w()rry it’ll be treated like a bl()()d mutati()n if any()ne finds ()ut.

I kind ()f hate them. I kn()w it’s kinda cliche but they make me feel like a freak. They d()n’t even let me fly, they’re t()() small. H()w c()uld I g() ab()ut getting them surgically rem()ved?

Als(), I’m a rustie, if that inf()rmati()n helps at all

Thanks f()r y()ut time and help

Hi! Very sorry for answering this ask later than usual! Work got a bit hectic. 😅

Wings are not exactly cullable, but they aren't exactly not cullable either. winged trolls are usually prized for military work and deliveries, but it's still a mutation that might lead some highbloods to violence anyway. 🪽

Surgically removing wings is possible, and actually very easy. And since you can't fly, there's not really any reason to keep them, especially if they cause you discomfort. If you're preban, I can DM you the location of the cavern I work in and I can help you. I have a strict non-disclosure policy about my patients, so there's no need to worry about being culled on my watch. 🏥

[toku-action-figure-news]

S.H. Figuarts Kamen Rider #2 (Shin Kamen Rider) announced

As a second S.H. Figuarts Kamen Rider announcement today, Tamashii have revealed outside of the Preban Z stream that the new rebooted version of Kamen Rider #2 that appears in the upcoming Shin Kamen Rider movie is to see a release.

Naturally a very similar figure to #1 from the same movie, #2 comes with the similar accessory loadout of a wired coat and three alternate pairs of hands. Notably however, #2 actually sports slightly different proportions to be more accurate to the differences between he and #1 in the movie -- most noticeable in how he is slightly shorter than his partner.

S.H. Figuarts Kamen Rider #2 (Shin Kamen Rider) releases as a Premium Bandai exclusive in August 2023 for 8,250 Yen; with pre-orders to begin tonight. In addition, Premium Bandai USA is also to release the figure for $80 in September; with pre-orders to open on March 17 at 3AM EDT.

[radqueer-empire]

Hey I'm trying to join the server but it keeps saying unable to accept invite... I've never been in before so I don't see why I would be banned or anything but even using a new link, using a different device, being on a different wifi- none of it works :(

Hey! Can you dm me your discord user? We do sometimes preban but that often isn't the case so I can friend you and just directly send you the invite on discord, if you'd like.

[cina-full-moon-xanadium]

reiwa rider has this fun little trick they pull where i think we're actually gonna end up with a series that doesn't have a lot of pointless forms and riders and then at literally the last minute they release half a dozen preban item forms seemingly for the sake of ticking a box

[apatheticanachronism]

I'11 never understand why there are prebans here giiviing quadrant advice. ☸ar why any☸ne thinks it's a g☸☸d idea t☸ listen t☸ 'em.

[dragongirlbunny]

the commander rules committee is so fucking out of touch. dockside is perfectly reasonable, but new elesh is OP and potentially banworthy. planeswalkers - the face of the game - cannot be commanders because reasons. hybrid cards arent allowed in matching decks because fuck you. we're changing the sideboard rules so that you can run companions (but only 9 because one doesnt work in edh anyways) but then prebanning one because its restriction is made moot by edh. no you cant have a wishboard or lessonboard though. also these handful of fine-in-the-99 legendaries are banned entirely because "this can't be your commander" is obviously too complicated for people to understand. coalition victory is too easy to win with but Tooth & Nail and thoracle are fine and dandy. gifts ungiven is overpowered but intuition and buried alive and entomb and demonic tutor and dozens of others are balanced. autoincludes are bad but we will never ban mana vault, mana crypt, or sol ring. and also if you ever complain then its your fault for not using rule 0 and making your own format.

[beforus-for-real-justice]

‹| ⌇ th⌇nk today, ⌇ sha|| beat up a preban. |›~

[rpcburnbook]

why is doom in every single site and not doing anything on any of them lmfao || the only person i've ever prebanned and i won't apologize for it. at what point does the compulsive joining and lurking just come off as some kind of kink? i'm shaming it.

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[long-thread-incoming]

hello i have a question about a term you use in your dni but i am also on your dni as I am preban, may i ask this question?

🧵 Sorry, but no, you can't. You shouldn't have even sent this ask, as it breaks my DNI to interact with me if you are under 8 sweeps.

[quadrant-horror-stories]

wh4t is a preb4n? i've seen the term thrown 4round 4 bunch

Preban is a term for those who have {8} yet to be banished from alternia or beforus {8}. It is usually used as a short hand {8} for soneone who is a child.

[aita-alternia]

Am I the asshole for scaring my friend's diving group by sending their full names and coordinates to their cringe blog as a joke to get back at her? (>_<;)

I (preban, purple) have a close friend (postban, violet) that I've always been chill with. But right before she left planet, we got in a big ol fight and she kinda stopped talking to me. Recently we reconnected kinda and I saw she's been doing some moderator stuff for this cringe blog.

Long story short we ended up kinda interacting and I had an opportunity to do something to get her to respond to my DM. Part of it was just that I wanted her to say something to me, and part of it was...

I was kinda still mad about what happened, OK, even though it was my fault, so I tried to give em a lil scare by sending their full names and exact chords to them... but only in DMs! I didnt post it anywhere or dox them. I just wanted to get back at them a little and get her to respond to me. (>_<;)

Well it worked but she says I went too far and I gotta shape up my shit before my ordeals start. I don't think it was all that bad. Nobody got hurt, right?

... but i dont want her to stop talking to me again, so if it really is a big deal, im gonna feel like less than dirt. <(°~°;) Should I just apologize? Is it really that bad? Should I tell her it's all online and it doesn't matter? I dont think I did anything that bad, but now I'm worried maybe I went too far and freaked all her little diving buddies out more than a silly amount. Am I the asshole?