#captains ☸rders

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Besides tr☸phy deh☸rning and medicu11 deh☸rnin there's the punfishment type as whale.

Usua11y d☸ne f☸r pers☸nal grievances rather than iinstiitutii☸na11y.

It's usua11y a l☸t m☸re g☸ry and messy than the ☸thers f☸r ☸bvi☸us reas☸ns. It leaves the punfished publicu11y humiiliiated f☸r n☸t having the h☸rns t☸ defend themselves, and c1ear1y n☸t being able t☸ when they had them either.

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W☸nderful. I sh☸uld carve m☸re things like this.

Scrimshawed whale bone pie crimper in shape of a Unicorn, made by a sailor for a beloved person ashore or aboard, mid 19th century

Constructed from two sections of whale ivory with a baleen spacer. Well-formed head with inset baleen eyes and applied baleen ears and horn. Fluted wheel with a star-shaped hub supported by the unicorn's front legs. Elegantly formed rear legs and looping tail. c. 20cm long

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OLD ENOUGH TO BULGE BLAST YOU‼️⁉️‼️‼️ XP‼️

D☸ubtful.

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ʬhered the "olives are all meoʬbeasts" thiʭg eveʭ come from?

askiʭg you because youre old lol

Many just act like that. If y☸u were with ☸ne ☸live that acts like that, y☸u've seen a11 of them.

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"drawing other things" 🤨

Yes, the things y☸ung men usua11y like t☸ draw. Mythical creatures. The deaths ☸f tr☸11s they d☸n't like. Beautiful w☸men. The usual.

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This is. Iincrediibly distasteful.

Sometimes I search out goldblood matesprits and moirails and kismeses so I can have them helmed to my ship. Love you Paslee. Love you Karner. Love you Jaylee. <3

What the fuck is this gog damn submission?

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@grumblr-jigsaw asks:

Torture NNethod: Keelhauling! You seenn to like ships and the ocean and I've been itching to use that nnethod sonnewhere so you get it!!! I think it's a really fun one actually! If you have your own boat I'd use that for you!

Y☸u c☸dn't think ☸f anyfin better than kee1hau1ing? Rea11y?

A big part ☸f it as a punishment and executi☸n meth☸d is the fear ☸f dr☸wning. Seadwe11ers ☸bvi☸usly d☸n't have this pr☸blem. And my ships are taken care ☸f whale en☸ugh that they d☸n't have barnacles at the b☸tt☸m ☸f them, which is needed f☸r kee1hau1ing t☸ w☸rk.

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Were the children always this... degenerate? ☸r is it just this generati☸n.

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woulge

?

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What. D☸es this even mean.

we need more old fish ships

@apatheticanachronism x @her-calamitous-admonition

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D0 Y0U L1K3 Y0UR D32C3ND4N77

He c☸uld d☸ better.

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youre

tall

?

...Sh☸re. To m☸st tr☸⥜⥜s, i am... H☸w d☸ y☸u kn☸w this, th☸ugh? Lucky guess?

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how do they even breathe under the water

I was g☸ing t' ask if y☸u reely th☸ught a11 seadwe11ers live underwater, but then I remembered l☸ts ☸f y☸u pr☸bbubly d☸n't kn☸w any.

This hive isn't underwater.

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I d☸n't kn☸w, h☸w can y☸u?

How am I su📖osed to react to a person ca📖ed "The dehorner" in a way that doesn't show that I'm extremely scared of them.

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Original meow anon. I was goading you to make a joke, but I think the cullability gimmick blog beat me to the gunch sometime ago

And what was the j☸ke even seapp☸sed t☸ be here, exactly?

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From @dudebropartysassacre3

$so like. ][ow old are you?

Why d☸u y☸u ask?