#ppl come on the internet and lie about the most random things

[desire-mona]

dead poets society chars but i assign them random things ive seen happen on the internet / random videos or posts i remember (not based on anything it is genuinely at random):

neil - tony crynight's fnaf animation series which i dont entirely remember the plot of but i'll try to describe. so basically its fake mangle lore to say that mangle is the way they are (all broken and shit) because Mangle kissed Foxy and Chica got jealous so she took a Machete to Mangle to Mangled them. and then the gang tries to save mangle or whatever

todd - fluffle puff, someones pink fluffy mlp oc who was in lesbians with chrysalis (i think thats her name, i never watched mlp). mosy notably known for the animation to pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows. also the creator is a pedophile i think

charlie - sorrow tv and his entire existence. sorrow tv was a youtuber who made videos reading out reddit videos in silly voices. there was a whole posse of youtubers who did this, and he was the most popular just bc his voice acting was rly good. i still watch him every couple months even tho he hasnt posted since 2021.

cameron - does bruno mars is gay? i think about cameron man door hand hook car door every day, so i obviously need to point to my third favourite silly trying to be serious sentence. most ppl know this from game grumps but im not linking a game grumps video on here. rumour come out!

knox - venturiantale, the youtube channel usually consisting of 4? siblings playing gmod together usually. the channel itself was ran by this guy named jordan i think? and his siblings has their own channels. i knew them best for their fnaf gmod videos and their fanmail videos. turns out they were all very christian? and the whole family was abusive and way deep into said christianity if i remember correctly, one of the siblings who left first made a video on it. the venturiantale channel hasnt posted in like 2 yrs and the slow death was kinda sad to see bc he (jordan) blamed it all on The Algorithm.

meeks - that one nagito komaeda kinnie back in Whenever it was cutting off their finger to. i guess prove that they were a nagito kinnie frfr? if u dont know danganronpa lore then nagito gets his hand cut off and replaced with junko enoshima's hand because sheeeee got... executed? i wont lie i dont remember this part of the games story sorry. but essentially that one person was like I Gotta Do That........ anyway im jk the audio was faked and nothing actually happened + the person is fine LAWL

pitts - the key of awesome's parody of tiktok by kesha called glitter puke. theres no lore to this the key of awesome is / was ? a silly little song parody channel. this video was made in 2010 and it kinda shows in some moments but other than that it holds up. just checked and the key of awesome is Not still going, it ended 6 years ago and the last video was actually rly good and genuine

keating - onma island is buried a treasure chest. ok so basically mr beast made a video talking abt a private island and he buried. a treasure chest for a viewer to find. during the video he said "on my island is buried a treasure chest" but it sounded like "onma" which this one youtuber (pinely) found rly funny. it became an inside joke with his friends (one of whom got a tattoo) which then became a lowkey meme. mr beast even tweeted it so. good lord thats a lot of links sorry there isnt a know your meme page or anything

chris - i dont have any links for this one sorry, im just gonna tell the story and u have to believe me when i say i swear it happened (its very a believable fandom story im sure you will). so back when the genshin impact was still in its fairly early days (late 2020-early 2021) the phrase "hear me out" to refer to characters n stuff started becoming popular I THINK at the same time. so people in the genshin fandom were like hear me out with increasingly more heinous shit. started with characters, then npcs, then enemies, then bosses, then weapons, the stamina bar at one point, etc. a lot of these were jokes or straight up bait but back then (maybe now too - i havent been part of the genshin fandom for a LONG time) people took bait far more often than they didnt. so it became a "genshin fandom bad" gotcha to point out That One stamina bar post.

ginny - $300 junko enoshima wig! sorry for double dipping with danganronpa it was just the first fandom i actually started like. on purpose noting fandom happenings with + a lot of shit happens in that fandom. this one cosplayer who at the time was called snowthesaltqueen / badguyincorporated started selling pre-made (and styled) junko enoshima cosplay wigs for $300. which WOULD be fair (i think? idk how cosplay commissions work) if said wig was styled well or quality at all, but what was ACTUALLY provided was a rly basic wig base and few clips with no note or no nothing, and rly flat. like on purpose. like that was "the styling". also you may recognise this cosplayer for 1) getting in trouble when they did a cosplay photoshoot (danganronpa cosplay funnily enough) in a graveyard, posing ON a gravestone. 2) KILLING SOMEONE. they were screwing around with a firearm and fake pointing it at someone and then they accidentally shot them.

i could do this forever like actually. i have SO many internet stories in my brain its actually bad.

[nerves-nebula]

i think my mother might be abusive.

She's really controlling over the smallest things, and will get mad if I don't do things exactly the way she wants. She has really high standards of me, and it feels like to reach those standards,I'll have to lose anything that makes me happy.

But she can also be really nice.whej I was a little kid, she would make me really elaborate birthday cakes. She truely loves me.

But I feel like the love is stifling, like I can never tell her anything for fear of judgement. If I do anything she doesn't like, I'm persecuted,and she always wants me to do horrible things like manipulate people, be fake, and cheat and lie and be a bad person just to get good grades or something.

Am I wrong?

ok bud look your first mistake is asking a random internet stranger to validate you cuz like. what if i said NO? you're setting yourself up to be hurt if it turns out im a dickhead. and your second mistake is thinking you can be wrong about how you feel.

now i might have a stricter definition of love than most people but i'd ask if your definition of love includes someone completely trampling over your desires (i've found a lot of peoples do, when it comes to parents)

nah but fr thats just what i did when i was with my parents and it made me realize oh hey they dont ACTUALLY love me. they like the idea of their child and of being parents but those fuckers don't know shit about me. and if that counts as love then so does like. a creepy stalker who's obsessed with me. i mean they both "care" about me right? and if boundaries/what I want doesn't matter to them, then how do i differentiate the two kinds of "love"? i literally don't tell my parents where I live because I don't want them to do shit like move in near me or visit me cuz if they did i wouldn't be able to stop them.

yknow my mom made us a lot of deserts. a lot more than most ppls mothers i think. it was probably the nicest part of my childhood. and she cooked these huge elaborate dinners based on whatever we wanted for our birthdays. if i wanted bacon wrapped filet mignon (one of her favorites, so i'd sometimes ask for it cuz i knew she liked it and i loved my mom and wanted her to be happy) or taco pizza or hot cross buns I'd get it. and she'd spend all day cooking and we'd set the table with the fancy plates and it was. nice. she did a lot of things a Good Mom was supposed to do.

she was and is still a horrible bitch to live with.

THE POINT IM TRYNA MAKE IS THAT YOU'RE ASKING ALL THE WRONG QUESTIONSSS MAN. abusive parents are often not abusive 100% of the time cuz they're people who do Other Things, they're not like machines for abuse. There's no reason someone can't abuse and manipulate you and also make you a cool cake. I can't tell you if your mom is abusive idk ur situation, but you can tell me if you feel abused or steamrolled or manipulated. which it sounds like you do, so. there's that.

normally the next step would be to try to talk to your mom about this but

If I do anything she doesn't like, I'm persecuted

that doesn't seem feasible rn sooo. idk. my way of dealing with it was to make as few waves as possible until i moved out for college.

[golbrocklovely]

I will never understand why colby hangs out with brennen still.. do you think he knows about all the shitty things he’s done? what’s your view on all of it if you don’t mind sharing?

i've talked about this before, but i don't mind doing it again.

this might have some controversial takes in it, so just a heads up.

tw: all the shit brennen has done

so to answer your first question: do i think colby knows all the shit brennen has done? i'm gonna say not really.

he knows some of it, for sure. bc that man is always watching. but that doesn't mean he believes it, which is where the issue lies.

this is how i think colby sees all of the shit brennen has done (this is just my opinion/assumption so take it with a grain of salt): first and foremost, he's not gonna believe the sa allegations. the main reason is bc nothing ever came of the allegations. the girl that accused brennen of sa-ing her has completely disappeared off the internet (is it bc she most likely got hate from the b's fandom… yeah) and she never pressed charges against him. does that mean he didn't do anything? no. god knows the legal system does not favor victims, and conviction for rape is only 5% of the time, if that. so that doesn't mean b is innocent. but realistically, all of that not happening in a way "proved" it wasn't true. not to mention, when brennen finally did address the allegations, he claimed it never happened, he was being extorted, and that he was getting his lawyers involved. that, in itself, made him seem more innocent; bc he was going out of his way to prove he was.

the other stories of fans coming forward telling how b made them feel uncomfortable were all anonymous. that doesn't mean they didn't happen. but when there is no account connected to the story, ppl are gonna jump to the conclusion that whoever wrote it is lying. i mean, i deal with anons all the time. i've had anons come on here and say that their friend fucked colby. do i believe all of them? no. that's just the reality of the situation. ppl lie bc they want attention, so a lot of ppl (colby included possibly) are gonna see the anon claims and think "this is just someone that doesn't like brennen and is lying to get him in trouble."

but tied with this, colby knows brennen. he's not gonna believe random ppl online that tell him that one of his closest friends is doing xyz things. but that's the reality for everyone. if someone you didn't know told you your best friend sa-ed them, you're not gonna believe them at first. you know your best friend better than this random person, why should you believe what they have to say? and when your friends goes out of their way to persue their innocence, you're gonna believe them more.

also, the internet/fandom has BURNED any chance they had at telling colby what to do or who to ignore for his own benefit. for years, colby has been told constantly that every choice he makes is wrong and that he doesn't know what he's doing and he's a dumbass. fans have questioned every single thing colby has done by his own volition for years, and bc of that… he ain't gonna listen to us. we lost our opportunity to tell him how to live his life (not to mention, if he wants to be friends with someone that's "not good", that's his choice to make at the end of the day, even if we don't agree with it).

elijah daniels, someone who knew b, also told fans that b was very good at manipulating, so it's possible that to some degree he told colby "hey man, this is all bs. i've got all the proof. don't worry about me." and that was the end of the conversation.

as for some of the more recent shit b has done (like saying 'fuck biden', becoming more into guns, planning to move to nashville, listening to morgan wallen, becoming a born again christian, and making those comments on bud light)…. imma be real with you, colby does not pay attention to everything b does. we as fans can pay attention and hyperfocus on what he's doing, colby doesn't exactly seem like the type to have a lot of down time. especially now dealing with his cancer and chemo treatment. he's got more important things to worry about.

that being said… idk what b's next move is here. bc all of this feels like he's drifting to the conservative right. now, is it possible that these are all just one off moments and in reality b's not about to become a grifter for the right? sure. b has never been a swell guy. he's always had problematic takes. he constantly queerbaited for years and never apologized, he's constantly made comments about fucking his mom (which like… no one talks about enough), he has said problematic racist shit in the past, every single one of his exes hates him, and he's constantly said disrespectful shit about women and still does. the issue is that he doesn't act like this ALL the time, so these moments can go unnoticed for the most part to some ppl. it's possible he's just a douche, regardless of his political affiliation. the society we live in doesn't teach us to be nice to everyone. ppl have their bias and it's our job as adults to unlearn a lot of the problematic behavior, like racism, misogyny, transphobia/homophobia. and b has never really done that.

however, there have been a lot of influencers that have started to go to the right bc that's where the money lies. and the one thing b has been consistent about is views and making money. so it won't be surprising if he all of sudden becomes a conservative-right wing person.

the thing that i find funny about him doing that, if that's what he plans, is that he's gonna get fucked. he's a brown skin mexican man who for years did fruity shit with his friends and made MONEY off of it. and colby, tho i love him dearly, isn't exactly a manly man. so what's gonna end up happening is brennen will surround himself with ppl who secretly think he's gay (derogatory), who's pretending to be straight (or will never be straight enough), and then on top of that he's not white. not to mention he comes from a single mother household, so he's never had a male figure in his life (even worse, for some reason). and he lived in la for years, doing shit for views, and has never had a real blue-collar job. NO ONE WILL LIKE HIM. but at least he'll be making money, right? probably not. b doesn't exactly have a huge fanbase anymore. sure, there are a decent amount still around. but it ain't like the good ol days. so if he burns this bridge, he's fucked.

to relate all of this new shit back to colby, unless b is doing this shit loudly in front of colby, i don't exactly see him ending the friendship. if b goes full right wing, maybe. i mean, colby and big nik used to be close but once nik started spouting all that hateful shit using god's words, colby slowly iced him out. he still follows him, but they haven't interacted in years. colby at the end of the day is a sentimental person, but if he feels wronged or uncomfortable by you, he'll let you go. slowly, but it will happen eventually.

i don't exactly see colby and brennen's friendship standing the tests of time. b hasn't matured since vine, and colby has. colby is remorseful for the shit he's done wrong, and personally i don't think b even thinks he's done anything wrong. that doesn't mix well. and i just hope one day colby wakes up and realize that a friendship like b's isn't really worth it in the long run.

[pumpumdemsugah]

You can't be annoyed that a show you like was cancelled because colourism lol ( what colourism? ) Why are people inventing hate crimes for the show to commit? Lol

The anti-Semitism this person is on about is the fact the Lilith story was in the show. A show written by a Jewish woman and other Jewish people don't agree that it's anti-semitic but ignore that because I'm painting a righteous narrative. Why is every criticism of first kill exactly like this ? First kill caused covid, is plotting a genocide and made rent to go up

This is funny because no one made any of these claims lol this person did so they can bravely shoot it down, so brave. The entire reason people liked first kill is it wasn't trying to be revolutionary. It was just a fun dumb show with vampires and hijinks but with lesbians. The woman that wrote the story said the show is just meant to be fun and not deep

I don't like the show so I don't support the representation..?? Ok no one cares. How is a show where half the cast is Black, white gay anything?

You'd think one character is neo Nazi the way people are acting. You lot have gotten far too comfortable bossing lesbians around on the internet for the most innocuous shit to the point, people are acting stupid about why someone would be annoyed that something that enjoyed is gone

I don't like a show so you're a bigot for enjoying it and being mad it was cancelled means you take media too seriously unlike me, who's acting like the show committed multiple hate crimes because I said so and you can't call bs on them or its dismissing them because I said so. I'm so brave and so smart omg my god 🙏🏾

Who knew enjoying a fun lesbian vampire show would piss so many people off. People are mad that something they like is gone!? How confusing

[nightswithkookmin]

so I was shocked seeing some pjms shipping jm with taemin(shinee) and some are not popping out veins over that,,but I made a mistake of commenting on that tweet saying that jikook could be real..let me tell you the hate I received from solo pjms 😭have never been attacked online like that,,the insults and the cursing that were flooding on that innocent tweet made me almost deactivate I had to go on private and deleted my comment...Now what shocked me is that they didn't attack that pjm shipping jm with taemin but only me who mentioned jikook as a pair,why are they so riled up with jikook but okay with people shipping jm with other idols?..Are they scared bcs they know there's a chance jikook could be real or are they just gatekeeping jm.?😭

I have had my own share of arguments with solo stans,but I just realized that solo pjms are worse than any other members solo stans worse than tkkrs.. same ppl who dragged a solo hobi stan and the pason deleted her acc, now I didn't know the same thing will happen to me 😭...I'm even afraid commenting of jm focused accs bcs I don't know what is considered forbidden to them..I with just stay on jikook spaces on twitter..I'm still recovering 😂..anyways I wonder what this people will do if jikook ever comes out as couple

Well they are SOLO stans...

If they liked anyone else in BTS other than JM they wouldn't be SOLO stans.

It's easier for them to ship two ppl they like together than support a relationship where they hate one pair vehemently. And whew do they hate JK's fine ass. Whew😩

They be the ones screaming JK an abusive boyfriend abusing Jimin cos he hates him, wants to tap his milk for free while doing the gawk gawk 69 with a random hoe in cheap motels.

When the aliens come I'll tell them this is brain damage. A whole bunch of em.

Personally, I ship JM with everyone 💀

Recently I hopped on the JiLizzo train😩

That hey Jimin got me weak in the knee. Love it for them.

Kinda into the burgeoning Micheal Jackson xJimin ship too. I might be a pioneer of that ship not gonna lie. Have a few edit up on the internet somewhere- it's making rounds😊

Now that you mention Taemin... I might just have a KaiminJimicheal foursome YT channel up soon🤞🏾

Most times I'm really torn because I like anyone who likes Jimin or whom JM likes. PJMs fall somewhere on that spectrum because they like JM- who is a member of BTS, which is a band I happen to like too.

It's when they broach into hater territories I have a problem with them- cos then they hating on other people I like. Hobi, JK- the list go on and on.

I keep saying Solos are a part of the Bangtan ecosystem. You've seen the numbers on Instagram. I'm not about to beat JM solos out of the ecosystem when it's like but we need the numbers to even shit out😩

It's everyone for themselves BTS for us all out here. We saw it coming a mile away.

It's all ot7 till it's time to pursue Solo careers| IG and then some members are fucked real hard.

Numbers don't lie. And it would be a cold day in hell before one of those fucked members be my Jimin I'm sorry. I will not stand for it. IT'S NOT HAPPENING. NOPE. MM MM.

When I come across OT7s attacking PJMs really my blood boils. Yall will attack JMs fans and then yall will not follow JM on Instagram or support him like you support your bias😒

HOW DID WE END UP WITH THE SHORT END OF THE STICK???

All the fake woke JM Jikook stans who helped clap other JM stans out of the fandom for calling out toxic Tuktukkers and fake OT7s how our stupid ass feeling now?🤡

Worse they turn a blind eye at other people's Solos and enable them hence why those members been able to cultivate such large uneven numbers FULL OF SOLOS.

OT7 is a breeding ground for certain member's solo stans EXCEPT JIMINs.

Kill the PJM they yell.

It's the double standards for me.

Not that Solos are a bowl of sunshine they are real asses won't lie. It's the constant baraging, constant attacks on other members like you don't need to bring one member down to lift your bias up. Insecure much?

You don't have to hate one member to love another. It's stupid. Foolish, counterintuitive. Very toxic and Puttin level deranged.

The bangtan fanscape is huge. Solos are part of that fanscape. I don't advocate for pushing them out of the ecosystem. I advocate we all act civil, respect boundaries, stay out of each others business. Just like your bias' post and go. Just buy his merch and go. Just stream his music and go. If you OT7 buy ALL MEMBERS' MERCH AND GO. STREAM ALL THEIR SOLO MUSIC EQUALLY AND GO.

YOU CAN'T MAKE AN OT7 OF A SOLO STAN.

If I come across a Solo tearing down another member I'm putting paws on em. If I come across an OT7 fake supporting and being biased to the detriment of other members I'm cutting their throat. YUP. I'm allergic to witchcraft which is exactly what this is.

TOO MANY SOLOS PRETENDING TO BE OT7 IT'S JARRING

And listen yeah, OT7s would have attacked you just as rabidly. Which is what fucks with my brain- How the hell does OT7s and Solos act alike WHEN IT'S JIKOOK BEING SHIPPED.

Someone explain this to me in tiny alphabets cos it really be messing with my frontal lobe, I AM NOT UNDERSTOOD.

Naa cos Solos hate Jikook because they either hate Jimin or Jungkook. Ot7 WHAT THE FUCK YOUR PROBLEM IS.

And they do it under the guise of Jikook are brothers they not gay, stop reading gay into their every interaction- but when it's SOPE or TAEKOOK or NAMJIN then suddenly it's chile these motherfuckers gay on God.

What I want is an open fight.

THAT'S WHAT I FUCKN WANT

I want to pull bitches hair, scratch their face, bite their nipples and choke them in the most violent way possible.

Sorry you got jumped sis. That's what happens when you don't look before you cross the damn road🤣🤣🤣🤣

You get run over by trucks and tricycles. Lmho

Should have called me to the fight damn.

Naa cos I would have stayed and fought 🤣

Also slip me this Jimin Taemin fan account lemme see sommin👀

Were they grinding on each other or just holding hands?👀

Forget it. I'm not shipping JM with anyone this month. Jungkook has been through so much when JM got ill. It's not fair to him after everything he's been through to ship Jm with other people 😒

But Taemin is hot as fuck. Kai too. And they make really good music. They kinda like Jimin too.

Still not a reason to ship JM with them.

Free Jungkook.

They are gonna ship JM with someone he spends little time with, talks to once in a blue moon, barely interact with on screen, rarely show kindness and warmth and generosity and affections to while ignoring the man who is always by his side, at work and off work, attends to his needs, is always around for him, protects him, comforts him, keeps him company, thinks about him, loves on him, makes him laugh, shares his meal with him, is his companion, takes so much space and shares his life with. YOU MAD OR INSANE?

Don't worry Jungkook. I got your back😊

GOLDY

[letterstomilen]

i discuss the classification of igneous petrology as you fall asleep during my lecture (PART 1) (ASMR)

Childe/Zhongli, Alternate Universe (read part 2 here) When Childe's younger sister tells him about the volunteer at the library, he does not make the connection between that and his new favorite ASMR YouTuber, Rex Lapis.

Childe has a very effective method of getting through college. His little sister, who’s caught him making coffee at three in the morning on more than one occasion the past week alone, would beg to differ. 

“You’re the best older brother,” she starts off, and he’s sure she’s trying to convince herself more than him at this point, “but you need to fix your sleeping habits.” Then, because she’s his little sister, she’d flash him a smile and pat his shoulder reassuringly.

(The comment is not lost on him though. He understands his sleeping situation will eventually wear him down if it hadn’t already, but he believes if he’ll drink a coffee every morning and a Monster every night, he’ll get through three days. By the third day, he’ll hardly be coherent but that doesn’t matter because he’ll conk out for the next twelve hours and then repeat.)

“Don’t worry, Tonia,” he says, trying to sound as reassuring as possible as he contemplates whether it’s worth it or not to swallow a pill of 5-hour energy with his morning coffee. “Once break ends, I’ll get back to normal.”

“You said that six seasons ago.”

Childe frowns, trying to remember if his sleeping schedule was this dysfunctional last year. “Huh?”

“The Walking Dead seasons,” Tonia clarifies, as if she’s not twelve years old and the show is for grown adults. He thinks. He hasn’t checked Commonsensemedia ever since La Signora labeled him as a “helicopter parent” and his Netflix tab has been playing How to Get Away with Murder as background noise for the past few weeks.

Isn’t it a show about zombies though? Tonia’s sheepish smile tells it all, because it’s the same exact guilty look he had when he got caught red-handed as a kid.

(Once he remembers later, Childe promises himself, he’ll check out The Walking Dead.)

“Oh. Well. I have a lot of shows to catch up on, you know. Not to mention a ton of my professors gave me reading for over the break.”

A half lie. They did give him a lot of reading because each professor assumed that their classes were his only one, and with seven days left, he still has a textbook worth of reading to go through. But there are no shows that Childe would sacrifice his precious sleep for. As a matter of fact, he would love to sleep. He’s spent the majority of his classes back in high school sleeping and faking attention, saving his grade at the last minute — it was quite the extreme sport really, if he says so himself.

Whenever he tries to sleep recently, his thoughts run at several hundred miles per hour, and he spends several hours staring at the ceiling before succumbing to the computer at his desk and watching trashy movies. At this point, he must have gone through the entire romance comedy list on Netflix. (Not a proud point in his life but if anybody ever wanted him to give a list of best to worst romance comedy movies, he now has one.)

Tonia, on the other hand, isn’t incredibly convinced.

Admittedly, the excuse was lame. Also, he can’t easily lie to his little sister, who’s far shrewder than he takes her for at times.

“You never start your reading in advance. You like to speed read it right before your class or watch a five-minute video on the chapters while your teachers take attendance. But that’s… uh, ‘a bad work ethic.’” Tonia looks immensely proud of herself as she says this, finishing it off with, “Zhongli told me that.”

“Zhongli?” he repeats, trying to remember if that’s one of her classmates or some stranger that’s hoping to kidnap his sister.

“The guy that volunteers at the library sometimes. He recommended me a loot of good books to read, but he talks like an old man.”

“How old?” Childe can tell she’s enjoying this — talking about her new friend at the library that he’ll probably have to run a background check on.

“Like he’s in his sixties or something. But he looks… actually, he looks your age! And he’s a student too. I told him all about you.”

Well, that doesn’t sound very reassuring coming from the mouth of a twelve-year-old. He’s not sure if that translates to his social security number, his current dilemma, or just that he’s her older brother.

“Like all of the stories you told me when I was a kid. And then when Lumine came to pick me up, she stayed to show him pictures of you too.”

“Of course she did,” he mumbles, ruffling her hair. One of these days he’s going to move without telling his classmates and the twins won’t enter his apartment unannounced. (But Tonia adores their company and the stories they tell her far too much for him to actually do it. But that doesn’t mean he’s above making threats when they tell his little sister about the bet he made about white-out and how it could dye hair. The jury is still out on this one.) “She’s just mad because I get away with it and she doesn’t. But don’t do it yourself. It’s a bad habit,” he adds, remembering that he should at least try to be a good influence on his younger sister when he can.

“Okaaay,” she says unconvincingly, before shaking her hair and running off to her room with lunch he prepared for her.

Watching her close the door and no doubt continue her binge of The Walking Dead, he takes out his phone and texts Lumine.

 Childe

12:35

ur a horrible influence on tonia

 Childe

12:35

and whos this ZHONGLI

 Childe

12:35

also is twd appropriate for 12 y/os

 Twin 1

12:37

a normal person would say hi

 Twin 1

12:37

also 1. me n aether watched it when we were 12 so probably and 2. some guy at the library that also goes to our school

 Well. At least he’s somebody they know. But The Walking Dead?

 Childe

12:38

thats not very convincing

 Childe

12:38

also dont ppl DIE? get BITTEN???? what if she gets nightmares

 Twin 1

12:39

isnt she 12 r u telling me u weren’t watching R rated movies at 12

 Childe

12:42

thats very different from a 10 season long show that is hailed as “one of the greatest horror shows in history” and “paved the way for post-apocalyptic horror”

 Twin 1

12:42

well if she has trouble sleeping she could always watch asmr. that helps me during midterms idk

 Childe

12:42

whats asmr

 Childe

12:43

asking for my sister btw

 Twin 1

12:44

A feeling of well-being combined with a tingling sensation in the scalp and down the back of the neck, as experienced by some people in response to a specific gentle stimulus, often a particular sound.

 Childe

12:45

wtf?

 Twin 1

12:45

people on the internet make random sounds or just talk into a mic n its supposed to be very relaxing. how have u never found out abt this?????

 Childe

12:45

idk the only thing on my youtube recommended r greatest stunts and chapter review videos

 Twin 1

12:47

… makes sense

 Twin 1

12:47

check out rex lapis’ channel he looks like ur type

 Childe

12:48

i thought we were talking about my sister????

 Twin 1

12:50

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 Twin 1

12:50

ya she told me everything

 Twin 1

12:50

have fun i need to convince aether to not commit arson bc of his TA

 Childe

12:51

hope he does it

He opens his Youtube app, typing in Rex Lapis and expecting Lumine’s suggestion to be a joke. Despite them being friends for nearly two years now, she’s never made any indication of knowing his type. And he’s sure he’s never been that vocal about it either, only shooting appreciative looks at history majors and paying more attention than necessary to the TA for ‘Tradition of Justice and Law.’ (It’s unfortunate that those short-term crushes never led to anything, but maybe that’s for the better seeing that Childe has never understood the appeal of relationships.)

It is an ASMR channel, judging by the ASMR playlist he finds as he scrolls through the account. The icon shows no face — only a microphone — which leaves him skeptical. Most of the video titles belong in a petrology lecture as well, which makes him even more convinced that it’s a joke. He finds a few readings of ancient literature and decides to pick ‘I discuss the classification of igneous petrology as you fall asleep during my lecture (PART 1) (ASMR)’ because that’s exactly what he needs. (Not the very moment — but ten hours later when he’s in the bed memorizing the pattern of his ceiling wondering why he stole from his fifth grade teacher’s candy jar during lunch.)

When Childe opens the video, he damn near gasps.

The man in the video is exactly his type. His eyes are a soft amber color, framed with long lashes, and it’s almost enough for him to lose his dignity and message Lumine a long thank you text about how she is always right and he’ll pay for her coffee for the following week.  He smiles at the screen, albeit a little sheepishly, dark hair framing his face with a long ponytail that Childe can’t see the end of. On his right ear, there are a pair of earrings with a single feather that brush against his neck when he moves his head.

Even before he speaks, Childe is mesmerized, sure he’ll already memorize his features from the curve of his nose to the way he tilts his head, displaying the expanse of his neck.

Really — he reminds him of actors in historical dramas, the way he sits regally, and how he speaks. His voice is low and slow as he adopts a careful manner of speaking, leaning into the mic.

“I’m Rex Lapis, and I’ll be discussing igneous petrology today, which is part one in a three-part petrology series. I apologize in advance, seeing that my knowledge is limited compared to many petrologists out there but my friend Venti said that many of my viewers are here for my voice, so I’m very excited to start today’s video.”

Holy shit.

For the following week, Childe learns less about petrology, the philosophy of economics, and historical revisionism concerning matters of war and more about Rex Lapis, who is not in love with his voice but often finds himself in the middle of long tangents without explanations. His favorite book series is the Legend of the Lone Sword, which he says he’ll look forward to reading out loud for the channel. (Childe replays that part of the video again and again, captivated by his excitement as he mindlessly taps the mic while he speaks, his tangent cutting off mid-word — as it usually does, much to his dismay.)

His guilty obsession is not lost on Tonia, who realizes that instead of drinking Monster every night he’s been engrossed in his phone completely, often not noticing her or when the water starts bubbling. But because his sleeping schedule has been alleviated, she says nothing until Lumine comes over as she always does, not forgetting their weekly schedule of watching trashy movies while leeching off of Childe’s food.

Because he doesn’t trust the twins with the kitchen — even if they can cook — she instead spends her time sitting next to Tonia and spreading more of her anti-Childe propaganda while they wait. This usually involves Tonia occasionally calling out Childe’s name and asking, “Is that true?” or “Did you really do that?”

This time is different though.

Worried that Lumine finally decided to show Tonia a video of last semester’s presentation, he leans over, looking at the computer screen.

And he’s wrong. Unfortunately. Maybe it should’ve been his presentation because even if he botched it and accidentally projected his work process — screaming notes and all — to the class instead of his actual presentation, it would’ve been better than the two of them watching one of Rex Lapis’ videos together.

The ‘I read Erosion: Essays of Undoing to you as it rains outside’ video, to be specific, which is where Rex Lapis is embarrassed by Venti mid video when asked if this was his idea of a date with a lover. (And then it ends with Rex Lapis asking for video suggestions from the commentors, his face still flushed from the previous comments.)

Oh God — oh fuck.

“So he is your type,” Lumine says, her expression a bit too smug for his liking. Tonia looks half awake, scrolling through articles as the video plays, more interested in ‘Top 10 Glenn Rhee Moments’ than Childe’s crush. Her expression is a bit guilty as she does so — she’s biting her lip and avoiding his gaze, but he assumes that it’s just because they went through his YouTube history.

“I can neither confirm nor deny that statement,” he retorts, but the YouTube history she pulls up once Tonia hands the computer over to her says it all. (It’s quite mortifying, really — even Tonia is giving him a look, but it’s not as bad as Lumine’s shit eating grin.)

“Well… he does have a nice voice,” Childe finally says, thinking that perfectly encompasses his most recent obsession. Because he does have a nice voice — it’s soothing and speaks to him without really speaking to him directly. (The good looks are a bonus, he assures himself. A fantastic bonus, but a bonus nonetheless.)

“He does,” Tonia confirms, smiling toothily up at him, and he resists the urge to ruffle her hair with Lumine staring at him so skeptically. “But I don’t understand much of what he’s saying. He — heh — talks like an old man.”

“Don’t worry, Tonia, your brother likes him because he’s attractive,” Lumine informs her, now fast forwarding on one of Rex Lapis’ videos. “Did you know that he lives nearby?”

“Huh?”

The knife he’s holding clatters to the floor, and the two look down and back up at him with— hold on, why does it feel like they’re in on a secret he doesn’t know about?

“Yeah, he’s working on his grad thesis I think… Aether told me it was about something on history,” she muses. “That’s why I recommended his channel to you. He’s a bit of a celebrity in his department.” Childe’s sure his jaw dropped now, trying to maintain his facial expression as he takes out a new knife to chop up the onions.

“Really,” he tries to say as calmly as possible, wondering how he should accompany Aether to his lectures without trying to seem as obvious as possible. His voice is a bit shaky he realizes but he can’t quite make the connection between Rex Lapis and actual graduate student that goes to his university.

“Yeah, actually…” Lumine is definitely pretending to think now, enjoying this far too much. “He—”

“It’s Zhongli!” his little sister yells excitedly, practically jumping up and down at this point as if she won the lottery. “Zhongli runs an ASMR channel and he talks just like that in real life! Right, Lumine?”

“Yeah.”

Childe sighs, holding a hand up to his face. The realization that he’s been obsessed with the same guy that hears about every stupid thing he did secondhand is way too much — and the fact that he’s been listening to his voice every night before he went to bed the past week is way too much. He’s sure his face is redder than before judging by the amused expressions on Lumine’s and Tonia’s faces — really, they’re mirror images of each other right now.

Not for the first time, Childe swears to himself that he’ll never let her into his apartment without signing a contract ever again.

[crimsonhcadache]

      - ̗̀ NOW INTRODUCING:  IVES ❝ IVY ❞ SERRANO !

( DANNA PAOLA, CISFEMALE, SHE/HER, SCORPIO, 24 ) I just spotted IVES “IVY” SERRANO at the beach today. Don’t you know them? They live down by the TOWERS and usually hang out with the RICH KIDS & MUSICIANS cliques. From what I’ve heard, they can be DECEITFUL, but they’re also ADAPTIVE. I always think of them when i hear LAST LAUGH - FLETCHER and tend to associate them with STRAWBERRY CHAMPAGNE, A FRESH SET OF STILETTO NAILS, AND RED LINGERIE. ( tay, she/her, 22, est )

full name: natalie rose serrano ives serrano nicknames: ivy, poison ivy faceclaim: danna paola voiceclaim: lana del rey birthday: november 1st, 1996  zodiac: scorpio sun, aries moon, gemini rising sexuality: bisexual occupation: influencer, instagram model, musician, scammer / thief positive traits: effervescent, bold, creative, charismatic, coquettish, intuitive, ambitious, alluring, adventurous, perceptive  negative traits: cantankerous, deceitful, envious, manipulative, dramatic, stubborn, narcissistic, materialistic, reckless, quick-tempered character inspos: maddy perez euphoria, jackie burkhart that 70’s show, blair waldorf gossip girl, margo hanson the magicians, every lana del rey song ever, lucrecia montesinos and cayetana pando elite, rosa diaz brooklyn nine nine, the entire rose family schitts creek, jen harding dead to me

- ̗̀♡ — › background !

the main thing u need to know about ivy is that she is lying ! always !! her real name isn’t even actually ivy smh

she was born NATALIE ROSE SERRANO, to two working class parents in new york city. she knew from a young age that she was just supposed to be rich and famous, and that something had gotten mixed up somewhere and she was put in the wrong life.

in high school she got a scholarship to a fancy private catholic school, and that’s where she started to hone her craft of manipulating rich people. she would befriend all of the richest bitches at school and take advantage of everything that came along with it: vacations to far away places, stays in the family’s cabins and lake houses, even designer clothes that her friends no longer wanted and would gift to her, thinking it was their idea all along

as she grew up and got better at getting what she wanted out of people, her entitled attitude only got worse, driving a wedge between her and her parents, who kept waiting for her to develop a work ethic and kept being disappointed. a few months after she graduated high school, on her 18th birthday, her parents kicked her out of the house and cut her off, hoping that it would force her to grow up and take on any responsibility

but that plan backfired for them, her parents underestimating how truly stubborn natalie was. the day after her 18th, she wandered into a local strip club and got a job, figuring it’d be the easiest and quickest way to get some cash, and she took to it naturally and actually really enjoyed stripping

she started to embody an entirely new persona that she had created for herself, dancing under the name POISON IVY and telling everyone she was a trust fund baby that had been cut off from her rich parents, needing to dance to supplement her income, and her lies just continued to spiral out of control until she almost started to believe it herself. she had never told anyone at the club her real name, not even the other strippers, just going by “ivy” for a while.

she had learned to weaponize the power she had over people by being pretty and charming, using her looks for absolute evil and doing whatever it took to get money—from straight up pickpocketing, to making men buy her expensive gifts, to blackmailing, to sugar babying, to getting patrons wasted and manipulating them into tipping her absurd amounts… she did it all, very quickly earning enough to live the life she had always dreamed of, that she felt she deserved for whatever twisted reason.

she started posting on instagram with the name poison ivy generally just flaunting her carefree, extravagant life, often exaggerating or down right lying just to really dazzle her quickly growing audience

as she started to go down the influencer route, she realized she needed to do something to hide the skeletons in her closet ( the fact that she didn’t actually come from money and was making far more than was normal for even the best of dancers, a couple of small possession / shoplifting charges, and just generally anything that could lead people to her real identity ) so she started to tell people her name was ives, fully taking on the new identity. she even went so far as to make some of the people that had been closest to her sign NDAs about her real identity, making sure that no one could sell info about her should her plan of being famous work out

she also moved out to california to run away from everyone in the city that was starting to catch on to what she was doing, basically doing all the same shit but now in a New Place.. this was about 3-4 years ago, so she’s been in sunhollow for a while now doing the whole influencer thing !!

and it did work out !! at first she was definitely buying followers/likes to boost her likelihood of brand sponsorships, but eventually she faked it until she made it and actually attained influencer status. she then used her newfound internet fame ( and some classic blackmailing ) to get herself a record deal 

she also started sleeping around with pretty much any famous person she could, having very public relationships and breakups and scandals to keep her name in the press, which ultimately lead to more exposure/people following her, if only to see what she did next, which lead to even more sponsorships

eventually she stopped dancing and just focused on her influencing and more recently ( like... less than 6 months ago recently ) her music career. but she never stopped sugar babying and scamming rich stupid men, still very much using that as a means to keep up her lifestyle. she’s also done a few modeling things, but it’s mostly just like catalog work or being the face of a trendy campaign bc she’s way too short for the runway

she also recently made an only fans account bc she was bored one night and was mostly planning on posting once as a joke but then she made a bunch of money / got a bunch of subscribers and was like oh word ? i can do that ! so she will post on there from time to time but she’s not like… super serious about it ya know ? also her music label is big mad at her for it bc they’re like bUt yOuR rEpUtAtIoN and she’s like yeah.. but my bank account ? also it’s no secret she used to be a stripper so she rly just.. doesn’t give a fuck ! 

so basically she’s jus here making money being pretty and pulling a long ass scam on… everyone

- ̗̀♡ — › personality / headcannons !

she’s a real two faced bitch… she has perfected the art of becoming whoever she thinks other people want her to be, quickly adapting her personality to get whatever she wants

she’s usually pretty friendly actually, really charming and outgoing and just trying to have a good time

she has a pretty short temper tho and holds grudges like you wouldn’t believe, so once you’re on her bad side… good luck lol she is so ruthless

she’s like… deeply, deeply selfish and will always put herself first, but she’s so manipulative that she can make people do things that they think are their idea, but it’s really just something she planted in their head so it’s not always obvious

also very spoiled and will throw a mf fit if she doesn’t get her way or u say no to her

always going out !! always doing the most !! she’s the type to show up randomly at ur door at 8pm on a tuesday with a bottle of tequila and make u party with her whether u like it or not

she’s a lot smarter than she lets on sometimes, like she knows people expect her to be stupid and ditzy and shallow and she’ll let them underestimate her when it’s beneficial

always looks perfectly put together— her nails are always meticulously manicured, usually w stiletto shaped acrylics, and you’ll literally never see her outside her house without makeup and a perfectly composed outfit. it’s also a rare occasion that she’s not wearing at least six inch heels, trying to make up for bein so mf short ( she’s 5’3 )

she talks A Lot but is really good at saying a lot of words without actually saying anything, like you can be best friends with her for months and then just be like “i don’t actually know a single thing about her”

always up to no good and sticking her nose where it doesn’t belong !! she’s always got some sort of scheme going or getting in to some kind of drama

v much a hoe and v much proud of it, will sleep w just about anyone especially if she can get something out of it

also a serial dater !! she’s always hoping in and out of relationships and being rumored to be with a dozen people at once

most definitely calls paparazzi on herself, especially when she’s around other famous ppl but will never admit it

compulsive liar, she will literally lie about the dumbest things like she doesn’t even need a reason to lie she jus.. does

she has a luxury two bedroom apartment that she lives alone in ( one room is kinda a guest room but also mostly just a giant closet ) in the towers and the gag is she doesn’t even know how much her rent is bc one of her random sugar daddies pays her rent.. her power tbh 

- ̗̀♡ — › wanted connections !

hookups / flings / one night stands / fwbs all that shit !!

exes on bad terms … gimme drama pls

enemies / ppl she’s stolen from maybe… she would definitely deny it and say they’re jus jealous of her or smth stupid but that could make the feud worse

party pals !! like i said she goes out a lot and always somehow manages to make new friends and drag them into her shenanigans

on again / off again exes… i want the Angst so bad..

shallow friendships / influencer friends like they play it up a lot for insta bc they both have a pretty big following but they dont really... like each other that much ?? like they definitely seem to be a lot closer than they really are

pr relationships this could be past or present !! in the same vein as the last one except they pretend to date ( or maybe just act like they’re gonna date but never actually do ?? like to fuel rumors ) 

unlikely friends !! like ppl who are nice and sweet and Pure, she could use a lil good energy in her life

situationship / flirtationship like they’re super flirty and maybe hook up a couple times but everyone assumes they’re dating or like gonna date but they’re jus vibing. bonus points if one or both of them actually has feelings but can’t tell if they’re just friends / casually hooking up or if it could turn into something more.. im a slut for some mutual pining !!

neighbors … mb they hate her for always being loud n throwing mini parties OR maybe they join in

mean girl rivalries !!

someone she’s taking advantage of / stealing from without them knowing .. oof

partner in crime !!!

one sided crushes or like someone she’s stringing along smh

sugar daddies mb 😇

someone to put her in her mf place JDKDKD like they call her out on her bs and are like “i see what ur doing bitch stay away from my friends” type thing

idk anything really !! gimme all the messy plots ok :~)

[ragnvdnir]

Was typing my asks responses to you and tumblr crashed so i'll just do another thing 😍 i might seem like a menace for this but i can sense how much you wanna be asked and talk about yourself more🧐 this is what you call actively participating as your anon 💪💪💪 literally almost devouring the whole ask game 🤩 @ three-clover anon come and join me in devouring the whole ask game <33 (ein im sorry im feeling extra goofy 😭😭😭 feel free to not answer some questions ofc 😍) if there's no one who's gonna ask you anything then let it be me 👹👹👹

For ask game ! 1, 4, 6, 7, 11, 13, 16 because im extra, 25, 27, 29, 30.

Also if it gets too long just use the power of "read more" feature -> :read more: to put a cut 😍

— 🍰.

DID YOU ATLEAST BURP FROM DEVOURING THE ASK GAME⁉️ you got me writing in my notes maam😭👍

ask game!

(answers utc)

1. theres alot tbh, but most of them are just Taylor swift's song. for example getaway car, style and cruel summer bc we love them 🙏🙏🙏

4. im not really into flowers so i just searched and i think hydrangea and a forget me not is pretty. if i were to recieve a flower, i would care more abt the meaning and the sentimental value of it😗😗😗

6. nice things about myself?? just to let you know i spent a long time on this bc i dont say nice things abt myself 😭😭

non-physical

1) im the type to go with the flow. ppl might think of me as a big ass extrovert but my man lemme tell you im more of an ambivert. i barely go out of the house just bc😔😔 and i am humble and shy in the first meetings😇😇😇 (everyone agree rn or else)

2) i think i have a lot of empathy than my irl friends. im their mom and therapist 👹⁉️

3) i would love to learn more about psychology bc i want to understand ppl and help them because mental health matters everyone ⁉️⁉️

physical (this is the part u made me think for a long time bc maam idk😭)

1) i think my eyes are okay (this is a lie)

2) i have dimples on both cheeks which i am not really a fan of but oh well (this is the truth)

3) i love my hairstyle (im starting to love the failure of my hime cut)

7. well first thing that came into mind is white and blue too?

11. i dont really think abt things like this bc 1) im not gonna date someone until i finished studying (my parents command) and 2) im not interested in anyone real bc im focused on these pixels 🙄🙄 but i would love to travel to different countries with my lover in the future but like i am broke so ill just go for a simple one, maybe just staying indoors and do domestic things like baking, painting or whatever? (i cant do all of them btw) being beside each other is enough ( ꈍᴗꈍ) wow so romantic, diluc come and date me rn

13. idk too tbh😭 but i think salted french fries and potato chips bc why not🤨🤨

16. heyy😠😠 u nice, keep going👍👍 its heartwarming that u care for a random stranger in the internet. i remember the message you gave me in dan's blog when i said i feel sick and keep throwing up, i was deeply touched fyi🙄🙄

25. kinda weird but i really to receive a cute puppy and foods! and money

27. i would want to be like those shoujo girls. like damn they're getting all these fine dudes for free🤨🤨 what abt me huh? what abt me? when is my turn to pull a yuki sohma🤨🤨 oh and ik i told you im a gold digger as a joke but i would really want to be someone rich and successful so i can buy anything i want😩🤛 they said money cant buy you happiness well money can buy food and food makes me happy🤬🤬🤬

29. i absolutely hate morning, so its between afternoon and night😍

30. i really love puppies so being with them fills me great happiness so they're home. and a breathtaking scenery and ofc my family bro😩🤛

i tried to make the answers shorter bc at this point i might write an essay😩🙏

[golbrocklovely]

I think what’s upsetting to people the most about all this is they feel like they were lied to. Like “I didn’t know SnC acted this way” or “they seem so nice and down to earth”. Truth is: social media, in any form, is mostly fake. Yes there are real elements to it but for the most part things posted on there are fake. Creators post things they WANT you to see and will make them money.

I think the Gabby Petito case is the perfect example. She posted happy photos all the time. How great it was living in a van and how happy she was with her fiancé and it was all a lie. People who followed her were shocked he killed her and was abusive. She never showed it in posts.

You have to create a false narrative because truthfully, real life is boring. No ones going to watch videos of people being real and dealing with real life problems. We all live that. You’d rather see someone go to a haunted place (which are businesses so, that should be telling right there how “real” these places are) and ‘act’ scared or shocked. It’s entertainment. Entertainment isn’t real.

Moral of this post is this: 99% of the things on the internet and social media is BS. Take everything with a grain of salt and don’t believe everything you hear or see on the internet/sm. If you do believe everything on the internet/SM, go out side more. Really, go enjoy the real world. For the most part, it’s pretty cool and will always be real.

this could get into such a longer discussion with so many tangent topics, so i'll try to be as concise as possible lol

you are right about this feeling of being lied to, but i think bc it goes in two different directions, it makes this situation more complicated than it really is, imo.

but i also want to note that i personally don't feel lied to. but i get that other fans do feel this way.

first, you have the fans that put snc on this weird pedestal as these pristine, perfect angels that never do anything wrong and are the perfect gentlemen who would never say something bad about anyone. and the issue with that is putting someone that high up as a saint, they are doomed to fall or break your idea of them. but i also feel like these things aren't mutually exclusive. as i've said before, even the nicest ppl can be assholes sometimes. no one is on their A game all the time. good ppl have off days too. but just bc you act like an asshole once doesn't mean you are an asshole.

for example, having a negative thought about someone doesn't make you a bad person. it's what comes after that thought that can change the path you're on. i could think badly about someone, but if i take it back in my head or even think "oh that was a bit harsh" then that means that i am a good person, who just sometimes has bad thoughts or is judgmental. and snc being immature in this instance, but then apologizing and paying back what they broke is proof they are good ppl, just ones that make immature choices sometimes.

i think it's the ppl, both fans and haters alike, that immediately think this one off instance is proof of a deeper problem are the ones that put snc on an unattainable pedestal. so snc were bound to disappoint them at some point (or in the case of those that hate them, prove them right).

then the opposite side of this is the ppl that are surprised and feel lied to that sam (which was actually seth) would say "all of this shit is fake" / them acting calmer off camera than on. i'm gonna be honest, like i said before (but a bit more blunter the first time around), if you genuinely believe that snc would just ever so casually admit in a random house half way thru an investigation that everything they have been doing for the past couple years, what they have MADE their careers about, is a lie and they are fooling their audience by keeping this ruse up……. i don't think we have anything to discuss. bc one, you have absolutely no common sense or ability to think critically. and two, you already had your mind made up on snc and this was just the "proof" you needed to justify your beliefs.

(not saying this directed at you, anon. just the "you" in general to everyone else)

i've stated before in the past that while yes, snc ham it up, i don't think they outright lie. snc collab with too many ppl that would somehow have to keep the secret quiet, and there's just no way that would happen. snc have money, but not enough to pay off ppl to keep quiet. not to mention a lot of ppl they have collabed with are skeptics, so what do they have to gain by keeping up snc's shtick if it wasn't true? and i would like to argue that while snc definitely do the most when the camera's on, that doesn't mean that they are fake or frauds for doing that.

everyone acts different around other ppl, depending on comfortability. you act one way around your family, another around friends, another around colleagues, another around strangers, ect. does that mean these tweaks in your personality, to save your ass from being completely exposed for something you would rather keep hidden, makes you fake? no, it doesn't. and the same can be said for snc. if they acted like their true selves, it wouldn't be completely entertaining. not only that, they would get eaten alive for their insecurities and everything else in between if they bared it all for everyone to see. i mean, that still happens so in the long run, it's better for them to put on a mask that is similar enough to them, but isn't quite them, to both be entertaining and to keep a distance between them and watchers.

but i think it's wrong to assume that bc they ham it up for the camera that somehow that means the content they create is fake. you can act over the top and still get real evidence. you can act calm as shit and still fake stuff. i think it's a silly argument to try and make, personally.

this also doesn't even get into the talk of what is someone's "true" self? is my true self who i am when i'm alone, or who i am around other ppl? is there even such a thing as a true self to begin with?

also, not to get into what would be an even BIGGER conversation, but haunted locations being business kinda has to be a thing bc one, no one would know they existed if it was just a random family or whatever living in a space. and two, we live in a capitalist society, money is important and everyone needs it to survive. of course ppl will try to profit off of this type of thing, but that doesn't mean that these businesses are fake inherently. it just means ppl need money to survive. maybe if we lived in a society that didn't value money so much we would be able to have places like this exist for free but that's just not gonna happen, especially not anytime soon.

and i do not agree whatsoever with "entertainment isn't real". entertainment is very much real, or at the very least is based in reality enough to be real. when you tell stories of things you experienced, do you tell it 100% verbatim how it happened? bc even then you're not telling the real story, you're telling it thru your eyes, or your truth. most ppl when they explain something that happened to them, they tweak it a little. maybe they're a bit more dramatic, maybe they fib a bit to be funnier, maybe they overexaggerate, but that doesn't mean what happened to them didn't happen. it still did, but it's thru their eyes. bc you and i could experience the same thing exactly, but i might see it differently than you. does that mean i'm not telling the "real" story? no. a lot of entertainment is based off of real events: music, movies, youtube videos, whatever. a lot of it actually happened. of course, molding it into a way to make it more entertaining doesn't mean it wasn't real, unless it was something that just completely didn't happen at all.

snc go to actual places and get actual evidence. whether or not that evidence is bc a machine malfunction or if a ghost is touching it is up to the audience and snc. bc plenty of times snc can paint this idea of the rempod going off as real, but there are many others that will just see it as a malfunction or them clicking a button they apparently have to make it go off. it depends what you really believe. bc i believe that a rempod could be getting touched by something there, but i also think it can malfunction too.

i get why fans feel lied to in some way. i don't personally agree with it, but i understand it. my complaint is that what actually happened is that some of these fans put them on a pedestal that they were just never gonna actually be able to reach. snc have flaws, like all of us do. we all make mistakes and dumb choices we wish we could take back. a one off is not proof of a pattern. a one off is not proof of a deeper problem. and i think setting snc on a standard so high that we don't even put ourselves to is a bit hypocritical.

[chillihansol]

❅ Christmas with You ☃ *:･ﾟ| H O S H I

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» to @react101-seventeen, woah i didnt notice that you actually changed your blog name, luna !! you are one of my unnies here,, and i am so much honored to meet someone like you in this vast internet world. you are such a sweet and caring person,, and i wanna thank you for cheering me up in times when im feeling very unconfident with my writings. im also very thankful that you check on me sometimes, with that i feel like you’re really my older sister :’’) hahaha, consider this thing as a thankful and appreciation gift from me to you. i know im not the best writer but this is my way of appreciating ppl like you. let’s hold each other’s hands as we continue to write more scenarios in the near future! merry christmas (in advanced) luna !!! p.s. kudos to your fast writing skills omg !!

It was a cold Christmas morning, around five minutes before the clock hits six, when a weak arm grasped around your torso, pulling you in to be engulfed by a warm body. His chest felt so secure against your back, the vibrations running all over your body as he giggles. Then his soft chuckles turned into hums, which sounded so peaceful in your ears.

“Y/N, wake up!” He sang softly.

A smile crept on your lips from his voice. Your eyes still shut closed when he stirred you, making you lie down on your back. “Soonyoung,” You whimpered, stretching your arms above your head, toes curling from the tension of your muscles. You let out a groan before opening your eyes to see fully awake Soonyoung grimacing down at you.

“Good morning, love.” He said cheerfully. He leaned down, pecking your dry lips very quickly.

You immediately reacted, hitting him in his shoulder. “I have morning breath!”

“Ahh, I don’t really care.” He laughed. “Let’s open our presents!” He said excitedly.

“Baby, it’s so early.” A whine escaped your lips. “Shouldn’t we sleep more? We have a lot of time later to open the presents.”

“No! I’ve prepared something for us to do today.”

You raised an eyebrow at him. Between the universe and Soonyoung, he’d most likely to be the one to not plan anything in every occasion. It was very unusual of him to have something beforehand. But today is very special for Soonyoung, not just because it’s Christmas, but because you were spending the rest of the day with him. For a busy guy like him, he barely gets to see you. Now that he has the whole time, he’s not going to waste a single second.

“No way,” You laughed, sitting up. Your hair fell all over your face, making him tuck them behind your ears. “And why are you so excited? Soonyoung, we literally just got presents for no one but to each other.”

“I’m still excited to see what you got me.” He smiled, slipping his fingers with yours.

For the second time today, another smile formed your lips from the sight of him. You looked onto his small yet very delicate eyes, seeing your reflection from his orbs.

Your blood rushed as you remembered what you got Soonyoung for Christmas, but your little witty self decided to kid around. “Oh, don’t bother. It’s nothing big. I only got you two packs of ramyeon.”

“Yah,” He half whined and half laughed, pinching your cheeks. “You’re kidding, right?” He asked, his face turning into seriousness.

You played along, straightening your face. “You think I was kidding?”

“Y/N! You did not buy me two packs of ramyeon for Christmas!” He shouted.

“Don’t shout, oh my gosh. It’s so early, you’re waking up the neighbors!”

“You did not buy me ramyeon, right?”

“I did.”

“You didn’t.”

“Kwon Soonyoung, I did.”

Silence fell between the two of you, indicating the defeat of your boyfriend. He sat still silently in awe, looking at you as disappointment slowly ran over him. When you felt like he’s going to tear up anytime soon, you laughed out loud, burying your face on the mattress.

“Ah really, I was so close to breaking up with you.” He sighed, shaking his head.

“Why? Did you get me a luxurious bag or something?” You sat up, a teasing grin playing on your lips.

“I did.” He replied very weakly, grabbing one of your hands with his before started playing with your fingers.

“No, babe. You didn’t.” This time, you were the one who’s not in the edge of believing the situation. From the seriousness of his face, it was either he’s telling the truth or he had immediately revenged on your previous plan.

Surprisingly, he scooted closer, nuzzling his nose against the soft skin of your neck, transferring warmness all over your body. His tousled hair slightly tickling your skin as he pressed very timid kisses on your collarbones. You knew he wasn’t planning to get intimate, and you were left confused on why he’s acting like this all of a sudden. Is this his way of telling you the truth or is he hiding his face from you because he’s a terrible liar?

“Soonyoung,” A soft giggle exited your mouth as he continued peppering kisses with his lips. You let go of his hand to hold both of his forearms, peeling away from him. When the distance between the two of you appeared, you look straightly in his eyes and witness as darkness wandered in his windows. You were wrong, he was getting intimate. Your mouth automatically parted from the sight. “You’re unbelievable, Kwon Soonyoung.”

Then the darkness left, getting replaced by the galaxies and universe as a joyful smile appeared on his lips. “Sorry, you just look very–”

“Don’t you dare continue.” You warned, holding up a finger on his mouth, which he tried biting but you were fast on your actions and snatched back your finger. You let out a very deep sigh, “You know what? You’re right. Let’s open the presents now and do whatever you had planned before you do something that wasn’t supposed to be on the agenda.”

He laughed very loudly, standing up with you as you both started making the bed, patting plows and straightening the blankets that were very crumpled for Soonyoung was tossing and turning last night. Once you’ve finished the final touches, you let out a satisfied sigh and ran out the bedroom, pulling Soonyoung with you.

The view of the living room made you stop on your fast tracks, Soonyoung momentarilly triped from your sudden pause. You heard him flinched under his breath but you didn’t bother to react. The eye catching preparations make your heart skip a beat. Visible steam coming from the two cups of hot chocolate with candy cane on the side, soft crackling from the fire place that warms the entire room, slow rhythmic blinks of the white lights wrapped around the Christmas tree, and bunch of fuzzy brown and white blankets drapped on the couch. There was also a plate of breakfast on top of the coffee table and some dvd’s of different genres of movies. Everything about the room made your heart melt, and the thought of your boyfriend preparing all of these made you even more soft inside.

When you whipped around, he was already giving you a proud smile. “Did you really?” You asked, wrapping your arms around his neck.

“What? You don’t believe me?” He fake cried, placing a hand over his hurt pretending to be hurt.

You stood on your toes, tilting your head to have full access on his lips. “I told you. You are unbelievable.” You mumbled through the quick kiss.

“Honestly, I asked for Wonwoo’s help.” He replied with a big smile, wrapping his arms around your waist.

“That’s why the concept’s a bit dramatic.” You chirped, nodding your head.

“I’m telling him that.”

“No, you’re not.” You sang, getting away from his grip.

Letting your body bounce as you plopped on the comfy couch, you heard its springs dance beneath the soft cushions. The other side of the furniture sank as Soonyoung settled down where your legs rest, him grabbing your limbs and placing them on his lap. It was still very early in the morning, and it is reasonable for you to shut your eyes again and drift back to sleep, but your boyfriend rather opposed your plan as he suddenly sang a random holiday song.

“Stop crying!” You laughed, teasing him from his singing. “Have I told you that I love you? But please just continue dancing, I’d survive watching you sway your body to the beat than to hear your voice hit the notes.”

“Stop hanging out with Woozi! Did he tell you that?” Soonyoung knew you weren’t serious with what you’ve said, and he’s totally grateful for that.

You sat up fastly, your face ended up being so close with his which made him jerk his head backwards. You chuckled at him being flustered. “I don’t mean it.” You said, ruffling his hair.

“I know.” He happily sighed, grabbing your wrist from his head. “Do you want to open the presents now?” He watched as fireworks exploded in your eyes from excitement. The boy stood from his seat, walking over to grab the only two presents under the Christmas tree.

You chuckled at the emptiness of gifts. “It’s so funny that we really got gifts just for each other.” You reached for the box. “Your friends are just as unbelievable as you. How could they not give us gifts?”

“I’m sure they will give us something.” He said, sitting back. He glanced at the box on his hands, then to you. You raised an eyebrow at him. “Should I give first?” He almost stuttered.

You laughed, placing your box on his lap and reaching the one he’s gripping. “Let’s just open it at the same time.”

“Okay.”

“But babe, is this really something luxurious?” You leaned forward, squinting your eyes at him.

“Just open it!” He exclaimed.

You didn’t, instead, you eyed him as he carefully untie the ribbon of the gift, lifting up the cap. But Soonyoung’s gaze darted at you when your hands flew on top of the box closing it forcefully.

He was surprised from your sudden action. “Y/N, what–”

“I was thinking of doing what you’ve planned first before opening the presents.” You trailed off. “I mean, the food and these drinks.” Hands gesturing at the table as you spoke.

“Is this really ramyeon?”

“What? No, babe!”

“Then why–”

“Let’s just do your plans first!”

“Babe, this is the first part of the plan!”

“Then the second part!”

“I swear if you seriously got me ramyeon–”

“Oh my gosh, I just noticed that wreath on the door frame!”

When his head turned around, you took advantage of snatching the box from his lap and stuffing it back under the Christmas tree. Your laugh roared around the whole house as you saw another surprised expression from your boyfriend.

“I promise, it’s not ramyeon.” More laughter came out of your mouth as you spoke.

“Yah, come here you little brat.” He stood up, in position to chase you but you raised both of your hands in defeat.

“It’s a matching sweater!”

“What?” Confusion ran all over his face.

“My gift for you, it’s a matching sweater. I was just too nervous to see your reaction because I’m worried that you’re not into that kind of things.”

You expected him to scrunch his face in disgust and disapproval from your choice of present, but your assumption didn’t appear on his facial features. It was even more shocking when he walked pass you, crouching down to open the present. In just a second, the pair of beige sweater was present in his grip. An amused and excited grin was evident on his soft lips.

“Did you like it?” You were still standing in confusion as he pulled up the thin white shirt he was wearing. The shirt fell on the floor and was immediately replaced by your little present for him. “Soonyoung, you’re not answering–”

Your words got cut off when he gripped the bottom of your shirt, pulling it above your head and tossing it on the floor far from his shirt. He insterted your head through the hole of the sweater, so as your hands, before fixing the hair all over your face.

A high pitched squeal let out your mouth as Soonyoung picked you up in his arms, spinning you around in excitement. His chest heaving as he cheered, enthusiasm screaming in his actions. He put you down carefully, still not letting go of your body.

“Why did you not tell me immediately?” He complained, but in a joking way, pinching your cheeks. “I love these!” He did a weird dance, showing off his new sweater.

You smiled at him, feeling your heart explode in satisfaction with having him to celebrate the day with you.

“Merry Christmas, Y/N! Ahh, I love you.” He cooed, wiggling his shoulders.

You smirked before winking at him. “I love you too. Merry Christmas, Soonyoung.”

The day continued with watching movies and slacking off the couch while munching unhealthy foods. But of you didn’t mind pigging out together as long you have each other. It may seem like it’s just a normal day with him, but you can conclude that it’s Christmas Day as you shared love to each right before the day ended.

© to the owner of the photos. I do not own any of the photos used.

[chocobito]

(Next part)

 I’ve been screaming about mtnn featuring a lot of neuyako!karma with @isahnas for the last 24hours:

Neuro and Yako keep the real nature of their relationship out of the public eye, so sometimes Fuwa makes theories about Yako's relationships with people and if she has a boyfriend or something. And karma just laughs his ass off

When Karma invites class-e to his house and Neuro and Yako are there and Karma is like: oh hi Mom hi dad. Fuwa nees to lie down

Karma knows a lot of random world trivia just bc his parents travel so muchALSO Fuwa probably notices that he has an eye for detail and one day says smth like "wow you'd make a great detective" and he kinda just... h e h e h

The fanboy from mtnn is Fuwa’s dad. They have a Yako shrine in their house and buy a cake every 10th of March to celebrate

The technology developed by Harukawa was then used by researchers and had a part in making Ritsu and when no one else is listening, Ritsu says "hello, child of the neurons" @ Karma

Karma: am i hallucinating? h a h a 

Karma picks up his habit of putting his feet on his desk from both Neuro and Godai

Godai is the reason Karma knows how to twirl a knife in his hands without cutting himself lmao

At least he didn't learn about fashion sense from Neuro and Godai 

When he was younger he liked to dress himself with his dads blue suit

Yako gets more and more badass the more she learns out in the worldlike she definitely learns self defense and some martial arts for her own sake, and the day neuro sees her flip three men twice her size and knock them out, he is (secretly) very impressed

Karma first word was dad and Neuro spend a lot of time making sure that his second one was louse

sometimes Karma lets it slip outside of home but people get used to it as a  Karma-like term of friendship and camaraderie

Do you think Karma ever gets Okuda to make some kind of poison gas, or a volatile liquid that turns into poison gas when you open the bottleand takes it homeand gives it to Neuro, who's like "mmm good" while Yako is like "NO! NO POISON! HOw many time do I have to teLL YOU"

omg also: Hayasaka uncles

Neuro taught Karma his mother language or whatever combination of sounds demons use to communicate

He and Neuro will talk in code with the vocab he knows but then Yako probably picks up on it and little do they know... she k n o w s

Ok but Yako and Karma would also gang up on Neuro

-passes pet store- "Dad it's u" 

Do you think Yako ever shows  embarrassing Karma baby photos to his friends?Like toddler Karma swallowed whole by Neuro's suit bc he wanted to wear it

Neuro used to change a lot to his real form bc it made baby!karma laugh

LIKE PEEKABOO WITH A BABY EXCEPT ON A REALLY EXTREME LEVEL AAAHAHA 

arma blurting "my dad is a bird" in preschool and Yako has to try and make up things to explain"I tell him his dad flies...because we travel a lot"

"sometimes my dad hangs my mom on the ceiling" *the school calls cps*

Teachers: severely concerned

Yako: "HE HAS QUITE THE IMAGINATION AS U SEE HE IS FINE OK"

Teachers call the police but then the police are like "o it's you"

Ishigaki is like: "im so done, LOOK AT THE NEW MERCH I BOUGHT" 

ISHIGAKI IS THE REASON KARMA ACTUALLY LIKES THAT SERIES OF MOVIES THAT KOROSENSEI TOOK HIM AND NAGISA TO WATCH

Isn't Parent day a real thing in some schools? Where parents come spectate a class and are shown around the school and stuff lmaoJust IMAGINE"Dad please don't do the Internet hand to Ritsu. Like seriously. That's creepy."

Oooor  neuro and yako going in disguise bc everything is a secret

Yako wearing Akane and Neuro with a red wig

Neuro smiles and all of Class E is like "ah...that must be Karma's dad"

and Fuwa is like: "I think I've saw them before"

"what? my parents? they're the most unfamous ppl of the world. Nobody knows them"

"Who's that threatening yakuza man in your car" "My uncle"

“... That explain things”

Yako and Neuro probably attend class E's cafe thing in disguise bc...food... Neuro slices the food with a demon tool and is like "mm intriguing ingredients" and Yako eats his order lmfao

karma has to ask them to only order five servings per person 

when korosensei grabs karma and nagisa and flies away with them, karma's first thought is along the lines of "ok this is MUCH FASTER THAN DAD USUALLY GOES"

I can definitely see Nagisa turning to Karma like "Can you imagine telling your parents that you flew over the ocean with a Mach 20 octopus?"

and Karma just smiles like "haha yeah what a wild story"

later, at home) "I can go at Mach 20 if you really want me t—" "no thanks..."

[norman-reedus-gossip-mod]

Bulk... last one

Anon:I don’t think NR himself had to delete any hate comments (while filimg at the same time…). The (5 or 6) accounts hating on his IG were created solely to slander him. They got called out by a lot of people, they got reported by people like me for spamming and harassement. And the IG support deleted them rather quickly within hours so of course their posts were deleted, too.

Anon:I can’t help but think everyone wtf-ing over what’s going on with NR and DK is so similar to what happened when NR got with CS. Everyone was totally confused then too because he was spending as much time as possible with her while simultaneously denying her existence. I’m seeing a pattern here.

Anon:Since I’m new to all this “gossip”, I have a question about this anon in your bulk, “Sadly he is still in his fwb with her and the other lady who we won’t name out of respect even tho he wants more with her” OK, fwb is DK, but who is the other lady? Is it an old g/f? I’m so lost, help. ~~mod~~ not sure. try one of the blind gossip site its probably something to do with a reveled blind.

Anon:This is for the fans who comment “don’t assume things, let them have privacy, he has to keep quiet to protect her”. Read this carefully. It is FACT, not speculation, that DK pays paps and tabloids for those pics and articles. The pic of her leaving NYC was set up, down to her accessories. And the Barcelona pap pic. They could easily have privacy, just dont tip off the paps! She clearly wants to go public, he doesn’t. So NR fans worried about his privacy should take it up with Diane!

Anon:Wow, for fans of NR you all sure don’t give him credit for being a loyal friend. You think he will dump her just because a handful of hateful fans are hurt? What kind of friend would that be? And I will never get how you all KNOW she paid for the pap shots. Did you see the receipt for the job? Someone got lucky and sold those shots to TMZ. That’s all. Why don’t you let him have a life? She may not be someone who you would pick but you didn’t. He did.

Anon:I understand nobody on this blog likes to believe blinds but the truth is they have all been right all along and today they are saying DK was allowed to Spain on a drunk upset promise from Norman if she did not call the paps. She broke that promise. Apparently she 100% called the paps and there is stuff the source cannot reveal at the moment but something big went down.~~mod~~ its not that I or we don’t believe , it just something they are right, sometimes wrong, made completely up or is a combo of all of them. just like any gossip site. Grain of salt.

Anon:Hi mod, i have a question!! Daily Mail also published some DK pictures in Barcelona. Do you think she paid them?~~mod~~ possible or they picked it up from Just Jared.

Anon:I know your bulk post is already gonna be a little crazy, but the one thing I find odd is this. DK and N were seen like once together last year, if they’ve been hiding a secret relationship, wouldn’t there be more photographic proof? If they are doing the hippity dippity, it’s got to be a recent development. Am I extremely naive for thinking this?~~mod~~ not naïve at all. everyone has their own take on what they thing is going on based on what we can see

Anon:This poor guy will NEVER be able to have any kind of normal relationship with anyone. Most of these rabid fans, deep down, are shitting bricks BECAUSE THEY think they will one day have some random chance with NR. Seriously..what the fuck other reason is there? He doesn’t owe anyone one fucking bit of explanation. You DO NOT KNOW THE MAN AND WILL NEVER ON A PERSONAL LEVEL. No wonder he takes Cookie with him everywhere. Some of you sound fucking dangerous. I don’t blame him.

Anon:NR and DK have been spotted together more and more frequently in the past few months. Do you think it’s on purpose? As in their way to test the waters and see how people will react to their relationship? Or do you think they are just recently starting to see each other more often and becoming closer?

Anonymous said: DK may be awesome, she may be a b***h. I don’t know, but I do think NR is disrespecting her. She dated JJ. This isn’t her first time around the block. She gets the internet hate, it’s not new to her. She is worth more than Norman. She hasn’t hid her previous relationships. Why now? To protect NR? Ridiculous. She is hiding her idenity in a hoodie? He needs to man up and accept her. He’s not that famous. I say this as a Norman fan, but also as a woman.~~mod~~ fair point

Anon: Going through the comments on all the sites posting NR & DK fiasco.. the one consistency is that N is a drinker, has to be carried out of bars and this is as early as last summer. Lots of mean posts about his looks and hygiene and his love of the younger women at cons. I know he’s not everyone’s cup of tea, but I’ve never seen this much hate that isn’t in connection with the whole affair (or whatever it is). Makes me sad.

Anon:I dunno about this. I don’t think Norman is lying. I don’t think he would put out an official statement saying they were just friends if he were going to be immediately caught in that being a lie just two weeks later. I can’t explain her behavior but unless they officially come out I don’t know if this is anything other than a publicity stunt going horribly wrong.

Anon: In which galaxy is it a bad thing to remove abusive posts from your own sm accounts? The entitlement is strong in these people. They want access to his private life, they want to dictate his private life, they want their abusive messages all over his sm. Jesus. They need to back away from their keyboards because this isn’t normal behavior. Its very ironic as they’re the ones saying he’s a terrible person yet they are spouting threats and abuse and having obsessive and intrusive behaviors.

Anon: Honestly, the reason N won’t admit to a relationship is because his ego is as big as his bank account. All the little girls will stop liking him and he’ll have no fans. Stop being a pussy Norman, own up to it and maybe you’ll gain respect because you were honest!

Anon: When Norman is silent on the DK situation he gets berated by “fans” saying he needs to man up and stop trying to hide. When he does speak up and his reps say they are just friends he gets accused of being a liar and trying to deceive fans. If he came out and said they were in a romantic relationship he would be dragged for having a bad taste in women and be called a fool and a cheat. He literally cannot win. There is no outcome that would make these “fans” happy. I feel so sorry for Norman.

sissibr69 : What did you want him to say in the press release? I like this girl and to have sex with her, who is also wanting, but at that moment we do not want to, or we can not have a commitment and we continue to have sex and see what will happen ….?You do not say that in a press release, you could only say they were just friends. If he had done that, he would have been unkind and mean to her.Normam Reedus likes so much of controversy, that we have in another site another rumor reserve waiting for us, with another person, who is a real novel and is connected to this.Talk bad, but talk about me. I think that’s the current relationship status of this couple.I like him, he seems like a nice guy. I do not think you’re a liar or a cheater.This is his best blog and Mod you are what makes the job more serious and free as a moderator. Congratulations! ~~mod~~ are you flirting with me sissibr69? I like it

hifilightslow: You are a saint if you read though those bulk posts. I couldn’t stop cackling. Those pics of DK are fab. I wish she would have went with the black glasses that have the fake nose and mustache though to keep herself incognito. Oh well maybe next time.~~mod~~ dead

Anon:Well, Feralcatpro has had some very telling IG posts since Sunday … can’t help but think it’s related to the DK/NR debacle. And I think HC put DK on notice by liking her pic. She’s watching you, DK.

Anon:So Mod, what’s your verdict after Spain. Do you think they are indeed dating and in a relationship. I think I am the only person who really does believe they are just good friends that hang out.~~mod~~ you not the only one. I don’t have a verdict. mainly because I don’t care, is that bad. whatever they are or aren’t doing it just looks weird.

Anon:Mod I think it was a publicity stunt for her. Ppl are saying that they were trying to hide and it’s not true b/c Norman took fan photos with DK there like he was showing that he had NOTHING to hide. The fans calling her his gf were just assuming that b/c he was with a woman. DK then goes and strolls the streets of Barcelona (which isn’t hiding no matter how much she wanted it to look like she was) so this sounds like a piss poor publicity stunt gone wrong and has made Norman look TERRIBLE.~~mod~~ he needs a nap maybe

Anon:Very interesting …. Helena liked DK’s throwback modeling photo. Wonder if that’s her subtle way of saying she’s watching her? Also, Liz has been posting some pretty interesting messages. Just an observation.

Anon:I wonder if Norman could give Diane some tips on how to give the paparazzi the slip? I mean he’s never papped in NYC at his place, Best Buy, where the f***ever. Fan pics sure but no paps. Diane apparently gets followed on her own street, doing her laundry every week, in NYC, LA, Spain! In fact the only time all year NR was papped for tabloids was while in a parking garage with DK…right after the paps had caught her alone on the street. Crazy, right?! Those paps sure do seem obsessed w/DK! 😒~~mod~~ is this sarcasm. are you making a funny anon

Anon:Maybe unpop opinion but what did Norman say or do in Spain that was shady? He said DK is “just a friend”. She was there/on his bike while he was with fans. How is that being shady? Meanwhile, it’s *Diane* who 1) got a NYC pap pic w/her luggage 2) showed on IG she was in Europe 3) Got her pap shot “hiding” in Spain 5) Has a deal w/DM for every article. Fandom: Ever wondered why there are never “Norman sneaks to meet Diane” pics or Norman-centric tabloid articles? Why the focus is DK? Wake up.

Anon:if you were lucky to be dating NR and it wasdecided by the two of you that being discreet is necessary because the celebrity status needed to be managed due to professional impact would you wear the same identifiable clothing that your were pap in NY in Spain while you were with him in public? You would if you wanted the world to know it’s me folks, DK. All the lies are now truths and then some. NR needs to get his shit straight. His publicist looks like a freakin idiot and lousy professional.