#pouty bill plushie

[dipperpines-kin]

Whatever you're doing he'll be there to judge you for it! From the bottom of his foot to the top of his hat Glaring Billy sits at 20inches tall and can be sat on pillows and shelves to glare at you from any part of the room!

Get him here!

[ouran1a]

sucking Jerry off while he whines and whimpers his way through explaining dnd to me but he just ends up yanking my head up and down his cock HEHEHAHSHHAHAHA

rating: R for slutty ass blowjob scene

also i wrote the words “dick and balls” and immediately thought of the south park ‘dickin balls’ or wtv and bursted out laughing at work <3

“a-and so the…uh-ngh-“

Jerry felt like he was going fucking insane. his face was too hot, his hands were embarrassingly clammy, gut churning, throat burning as he forced down his pathetic little mewls and whines, it was too much.

you were too much.

you’d called him up a few hours ago begging him to show you how to create your Dungeons and Dragons character since Bill was being, in your words, “a goddamned fart-sucker”, and being the good friend he was, he agreed to help. Jerry thought of himself as the most normal around chicks, he was a nervous wreck, sure, but he didn’t insult them like Bill or stare like Josh or perv on them (outwardly) like Pete, he held normal conversations and exchanged greetings, just an average dude having average interactions with average females.

but this wasn’t average, there wasn’t a fucking average way to suck your friend’s dick, there wasn’t an average way to claw down his stomach and hips and thighs and leave angry red lines, not a fucking thing was average about the look you were giving him or the soft ‘gluck! gluck! gluck!’ noises that made his head spin. Jerry’s mouth fell open, slack-jawed as he gently, almost nervously, cradled your face, bony fingers starting to pull you in deeper as his bonier hips twitched and jumped your face.

god, he’d felt like such a fucking pervert when your first got here, sweats hung low and loose on your hips, that tiny little sliver of your tummy and your tits practically hanging out of your stupidly slutty take top, Jerry had so selfishly wanted to rip it off you and slam you down onto his bed, muffling your moans with his Totoro plushy you’d gotten him while nose deep in your puffy cunt. Instead, however, he’d simply smiled sweetly like he always did, hand up in Vulcan salute while you both plopped down on his bed—

“fuck—“ Jerry rasped when you slid your head back to his tip and prodded at his dick hole with your tongue. A long, pathetically whiny groan slipped from his wobbly lips as you slid right back down, trying to force himself to meet your intense stare. You’d been looking at him like that all fucking night, pupils blown wide and smile downright evil. he felt his dick twitch as one of your soft hands came up to cradle his balls, “o-oh my fucking god—“ he cringed at the sound of his voice; raw and needy.

you smiled and pulled off his cock with a dull ‘pop!’, laughing as he strained to not yank your pretty face back down and suffocate you agaisnt the mess of blonde pubes he sported, “you never finished your sentence, Jer,” oh, fuck right off. Jerry felt a hot flash of annoyance thrum alongside the aching pleasure shooting down his spine at the shit-eating grin plastered on those spit-shiny lips, his big hands clenched in your hair, two messy handfuls of your locks between his fingers, “c-can’t r’member,” he huffed. he watched you laughed again at his pouty face and yanked your face back down to his crotch, “…please— fuck I-I’m so close babe,” he let the pet name slip out, a boyish fluttering of his heart following the sound.

you smiled, a warm one this time, and pressed a sweet kiss to the junction of his dick and balls that made his heart and cock tug. your soft hands stroked him slowly, a tight fist giving him just enough pressure to feel the breathe get knocked outta him when you paired it with sucking and kissing his balls. Jerry felt his gut twist, his muscles clenched and he doubled over you, hands cradling your head as close to his cock as he could, “o-oh— shit- fuck- f-fuck shit—“ he rambled, thighs quivering when you wrapped those lips around his tip again and sucked hard.

Jerry’s hips pumped up and down, dragging his cock in and out of your head while he held you steady by the hair, gathering up your silky locks in one hand while the other wrapped around your neck. he moaned louder when his thumb pressed down and he felt his dick sliding down, felt your throat tense and go lax as you got used to his quick tempo. Jerry’s hands both flexed as he got closer, choking you just a bit and pulling your hair just a smidge too tight, “I-I’monna c-shit! O-ohmyfuckinggod I’m gonna cum- r-right down your fucking throat,”

you got no other warning when both hands yanked you down to the very base of his cock, nose smushed against his pelvis while his spunk shot out and flooded your throat. Jerry was unabashed at this point, loud moans and throaty sighs as he held you in place, his entire body shaking while his cock shot spurt after spurt out. you gagged on the suffocating feeling and he gasped softly, eyes rolling back at the feeling and hips grinding into your face.

he was so lost in the pleasure that it took you slapping his sensitive hips covered in your nails marks before he slowly slid your head off his dick. you swallowed what you could, gasping and coughing as he just sat above you, staring down with what you can only describe as ‘awestruck’ while you struggled to catch your breathe.

after a few second of silence, both of you heaving and gasping for air, he spoke up first,

“…you’d uh.. you’d probably work best as a mage.”

[ofstarsandvibranium]

The Flick of the Wrist

Fandom: Criminal Minds

Pairing: Spencer Reid x F!Reader

Summary: Spencer invites you to a carnival, along with the rest of his team. Derek bets that Spencer can't win any of the games.

You and Spencer stare into each other’s eyes as you both bite into opposite ends of a churro. You hear the crunch and you feel the cinnamon sugar fall with the bite. You both giggle as you pull away, munching on the sweet carnival treat. 

“You guys are so cute!” Penelope coos, coming over and squeezing the two of you in her arms. 

Spencer invited you to a team outing, each member bringing their significant others and family members.

You’d met and hung out with everyone before since you’ve been dating Spencer for almost a year now. 

You two walk beside each other, handing the churro back and forth until it disappears. Your hands occasionally grazing causing you to smile at each other. Spencer wasn’t too fond of PDA, which you understood and respected. 

As the group continued to walk through the carnival grounds, you eventually reach the games area. So many sounds and lights. It was a sensory overload in the best way. 

“Alright, gang! Let’s have a contest to see who can win the most prizes!” Penelope announces. 

Derek shakes his head, “Oh c’mon, babygirl. All these games are rigged! Why’re you gonna have us waste our money on games we’ll all lose at.”

“Actually, these games aren’t rigged at all. You just have to have to understand the physics and you’re good to go!” Spencer states with a proud grin, causing Derek to narrow his eyes at him.

“You think you could win at these games, kid?”

Spencer shrugs, “Yeah. I think so.”

Derek scoffs and pulls out a five dollar bill, “Ring toss. Let’s go.”

Your boyfriend shoots you a grin as he leaves your side to follow Derek towards the ring toss booth. Derek slaps down the five dollars onto the counter and Spencer does the same. Both men thanking the worker after they receive their small bucket of rings. 

Derek already starts, lightly tossing the rings and missing the bottles. Spencer purses his lips, narrowing his eyes as he takes site of the layout. He lightly tosses the ring in his hand. You see the gears turning in his head, the mental math and science he’s doing. 

With a curt nod, he lightly tosses his first ring towards the middle of the layout and it lands perfectly in the middle. The ring clanging against the bottle’s neck as it lands around it. 

Derek scoffs, “Lucky shot.”

Spencer shrugs and tries again, the ring, once more, landing on a bottle. 

This goes on for a couple minutes, again and again, Spencer makes it, with just a few missing due to Derek’s sabotage. But nonetheless, he ends up winning the big prize. 

He looks over his shoulder and waves you to come closer, “You choose, honey!”

You chuckle as you look up. It’s either a big rainbow squid or a big rainbow puppy, “The puppy.” 

“I’ll take the rainbow puppy, please!” the vendor nods, climbing onto the counter and unhooking the prize, handing it to Spencer, who then hands it you. You kiss his cheek, murmuring a thanks. He lets out an embarrassed laugh when he sees that everyone had witnessed the cute gesture. 

“You’re-” he clears his throat, “You’re welcome.”

Derek frowns when he receives a plush flower for only making two, “This isn’t over, Reid! Basket toss! Let’s go!” the man marches over across the way, leaving the rest of you to chuckle after him. 

At the basket toss booth, both Derek and Spencer slap down another five dollars. Emily and Kevin join in, but just for the fun of it. 

Three wiffle balls are given to each of them. Like at the ring toss, Spencer is mentally going through physics equations, taking note of the approximate weight of the ball, the angle of the basket, and how much force to use when he tosses the ball. 

Derek gets two out of three balls, winning a small dog plush. Spencer, with a flick of his wrist, gets three out of three. Putting down more money for more chances at a bigger prize, the two continue all the while the rest of the team decide to explore more of the carnival grounds. 

Once again, Spencer hasn’t missed a shot, earning him the ability to trade in his collection of prizes for a big one. 

Derek, not having enough, is left with three small dog plushies while Spencer trades for a big panda bear. 

You giggle at Derek’s pouty face, “When are you gonna learn, Der? Spence isn’t called Boy Genius for nothing!”

Derek rolls his eyes, “Yeah, yeah. Whatever!” he decides to look for the rest of the team, eventually finding them and giving away his prizes to the kids. 

“That was fun,” Spencer states with a grin as he carries the panda while you carry the dog.

You snort, “Which part: the games or beating Derek?”

“Both, obviously.” 

“Well, while I appreciate you winning these for me, I don’t think you should win anymore. We won’t have anymore room in the car!”

“Alright. Deal,” Spencer says with a smile as you both catch up to the group.

[bbubble-tea]

Genshin Impact boys

how they are as your bf (modern time)

my first headcanon hope u guys like it 💛

childe x y/n, zhongli x y/n, kaeya x y/n, diluc x y/n, albedo x y/n, and xiao x y/n

CHILDE

okay so this dude is the type to join you doing crazy shit

like in the middle of a night walk in the mood to scream at a rooftop or at a park he would join you

cause of how understanding this dude is he just lets u let out your emotions

this dude will BUY YOU EVERYTHING

he will buy you hoodie even if its in the middle of summer djdndjdndj

he is the type to bring you at a cafe on your first date and argue with you on splitting the bill or no

but this sneaky dude just slipped the cash and walked away

oKAY he is also good at kids and Teucer will sometimes join you on your dates

in the middle of the movie night Teucer would just sneak in between the two of you and cuddle of course he would let Teucer do it

even if it takes your attention off to him and the movie big pouty babie

he is a sincere guy he is for keeps

ZHONGLI

forget the fact that this man is broke okay

he would be very serious but romantic he is into fancy things and giving you something elegant

this dude will buy you everything and dunno what to do abt it

one time he brought you a ton of sanitary pads cause you said u need 'em for just some days cause your period is almost done

he brought a supply for two or three months okay he wants to spend money for you

dinner dates at a reserved fancy restaurant

paimon is served, jk no he would let the staff know your favorite foods and boom

you asked him once why is he spending so much money on simple dates or such

he said, "it's because you are important to me, i would do anything to give you happiness and even if it is buying you sanitary pads just to see you worry free it makes me happy."

he would also give you dad jokes but you laugh cause he would be confused after saying it how cute

KAEYA

T E A S E

this bitch— i mean this dude is a tease

he is a gentleman but a tease

he would bring you to fancy restaurant

on your date he told you that he would bring you somewhere good so instead of dressing up formally you choose to wear your casual clothes (jeans, shirt and rubber shoes)

sO EVERYONE was eyeing you like why tf u show up at a restaurant with casual clothes yeah judgers 🙄 but anyways so embarrassment rushing over you as you hide your face in his shoulder

this dude will rush to a near clothes shop and buys a hoodie or anything casual and eat with you there

"can't make them only look at you, i should be the one doing that cause you're mine bae."

yeah he calls u bae/baby/babe

DILUC

he is the quiet type but full of surprises

he just go into your room and say you need to dress up and head out for a date

well prepared dates like he would reserve a seat at a restaurant or just really go to a fast food and do other stuff

he can't say no to you, ask him to wear maid outfit? yeah! ask him to wear cat ears? yeah!

when fights he won't notice you first but then he is the one who will seek for your attention

he loves cuddling with you he just can't say it cause he is flustered

ALBEDO

he is a sweet boyfie yeah so sweet

he will help you with chemistry, or anything science related (well he can also help you with other subjects)

your first date yes, you thought he will bring you to some cafe or to the mall or to the cinema house but NO

he brought you to a museum, yes MUSEUM

some science related museum cause he knows he influenced you to like science

and as his final place for date he brought you to a planetarium dang he got science romance and its cute

as you walk home with him klee insists for you to stay cause she likes being with you

so for the night you were watching movies with them to make you sleepy

as klee is cuddling with you, didn't even notice albedo who is a bit jealous at klee

but he love the scenery of the two of you, well you must enjoy a bonding time with your future sister-in-law right??

"day spent well, would you like another date? tomorrow? the day after tomorrow? or next week?"

XIAO

he blushes okay he is so flustered

like the first days of your relationship he can't believe it so as you

he is the type of boyfriend to do everything just to make you happy

he doesn't like showing his emotions in public but when with you its full of blushes and laughters

every 12mn is your soft hours with him, even if far away he would call you or you would call him cause you know something is wrong

you two have telepathy, like if someone needs the other without telling it to them he'll be just right infront of your door

on your date he brought you to the mall to watch movies and after the movies he dragged you into an arcade

then you met your worst enemy the claw machine,, jk

you were so eager to get that rex lapis plushie cause it's cute so he just eyes you there but deep inside cursing the damn claw machine

he slips away secretly while you are busy threatening the claw machine he goes on to win the plushie for you

giving up with the claw machine you noticed xiao is not beside you trying to look for the boy you saw him with a small smile

"c'mon i feel irritated with the clas machine" you said shaking his arm

"here, i won this for you." he said with red cheeks

"aww that's so sweet thank you!"

he is flustered and just held your hand the whole date

[dipperpines-kin]

Worried that Acrylic paint will crack? Have no fear I squished him good to show ya he won't crack under pressure! Ha ha!

[dipperpines-kin]

That boi gone! Thanks @alicec-666 for buying him! Will ship him off after the 26th! :D

[alicec-666]

Precious! ✨✨

That boi gone! Thanks @alicec-666 for buying him! Will ship him off after the 26th! :D