#posts I write from my cursed evil tower surrounded by brimstone and also there is a lightning strike timed to you seeing this post

[onewomancitadel]

Of course the reason I harp on about canonshipping in the context of, er, untenable ships is because fanonshippers are eight times out of ten lying to themselves about fanonshipping and insist on pushing it forward as canon. Don't hate the hater, hate the evil which makes me like this.