#postknight almond

[keiachi-chan]

There's someone for everyone, I guess. Even this fucking... Thing. Almond won, indeed.

[fekatsitra]

Maille Town Postknights

The latest official art from Kurechii is just so precious 😭🙏💖

Considering this is pre-Aldor, I just want to draw Almond getting embarrassed about losing his balance thus rejecting Vaidya's offer to grab a red potion 😂

[artistic-astral-antics]

IT'S ALMOND!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️

ALMOND - Postknight 2

PROPAGANDA:

Annoying and hotheaded. Thinks he's a hero even when the player does all the work. Sometimes wears a stupid little visor hat thing. Can't stay still for even like five minutes before rushing into monsters. The Postknights should probably put him on a leash. Beloved dumbass. I love him, your honor.

[cheemscakecat]

So I started playing PostKnights 2… Tell me why Almond is the most annoying person in existence, bro!

So first of all, this dude is never wearing armor or carrying a weapon on him. He’s always wearing the Postknight uniforms and sprinting into battle unarmed. I ain’t ever see him packing a sword or anything.

So he keeps challenging me, a woman in full metal armor with a heavy weapon, to a race. And when I pulled up in the last race, the first enemy in my path was a fully grown Treant. And I know darn well they don’t fall in 1-2 hits, they take like 5-6.

And there’s always a bunch of enemies in my path on these races, which means either A: the enemies refilled when it takes at least an hour to reset a patrol, or B: this loser ran past all the enemies knowing I was going to get held up!

And I’m inclined to believe B, ‘cause every time this man encounters an actual threat, he’s trembling like a coward.

[Not my Playthrough, captured from a YouTube walkthrough].

Maybe you could actually hold your own against danger if you had a weapon and real armor! What is the Postknight banker hat and jacket gonna do against a big battle axe, huh? Yeah that’s right, nothing. And if you really are just running past every enemy, you ain’t getting default armor and leveling it up!

This man talked such big game about how he was gonna be the hero and how he was gonna graduate from training first, but he just used his speed to get through everything. No fights, no leveling up. Just speed boost and try to act tough.

And you wanna know what’s crazy?!

*Inhale*

SHUT UP BANKER BOI, YOU AIN’T GET TO CALL PEOPLE “USELESS”!

I just want to take a second to compare this loser Almond to Scout Tf2, just a quick second.

Bro is just out here fighting people 3 times his size, first of all. With a baseball bat half the time. If you can carry yourself in battle or at least try, people will respect that a heck of a lot more than just running past all the enemies and calling yourself better.

Scout and Almond both have inferiority complexes, but Scout at his worst is still better. He made fun of Spy instead of doing last wishes in Expiration Date, but then came by to apologize and ask for help. But that was a prank, not literally calling Spy useless or weak.

Almond is way too comfortable saying that, just from the word go. And he admits he’s a hypocrite, but to the player, not the girl he just insulted. And when you run up on them talking in Violetfair, she’s crying. What did you say?!

This dude talks smack, but you can tell he’s not like the worst person ever. He managed to go to Spy to say sorry and ask for help, which is not easy for him to do. “Look Spy. This Never leaves this room. …You are better than me, alright. I need your help.”

And then there’s Almond saying “FinE, RaZ. YoU’Re NoT USeleSs.” Like that snarky attitude is gonna fix what you said. Bro deserves to get fired for real.

[shoutmonishere]

IF I HAD THE CHOICE, I WOULD HAVE BEATEN YOU INTO OBLIVION, OSRIC

[fishareglorious]

Postknighting again and hell yeah, I've finished the Aldor questline. Almond is not a little shit anymore and is on a path of self-betterment, which, good for him, and Raz has gone to the fractured forest to do whatever it is she's doing.

Time to do nothing but grind levels until I become too insanely powerful for the next stage.

[exams-will-make-me-cry]

I love these two.

In case you didn't know, these two are my favorites.

Postknight fanarts featuring two of my favorite Postknights, Almond and Razielle.

Inspired by others' fanart I saw in Discord.

Almond singing the same song on repeats cause he doesn't know anything else. Meanwhile, the others are extra doodles I made of Raz and Almond during their trainee times.

Extra fanart of Almond getting bridal carried by Raz. ✨

Based on another post of me drawing the players that are named after nuts (Peanut, Hazel(nut), Wall(nut)y) getting a shoulder ride in Twitter.

[inamouth]

my postknight, almond and raz waiting for dev'loka to be playable

[origin-of-orbits]

Ok ok.

Hear me out Postknight tumblr

MODERN POSTKNIGHTS AU.

i am thinking about this silly little mobile game so much.... oughhhh.

I only have the MCs, like Raz wears heavy makeup.. since, she's such an emo?? My god?? Raz also influences the other two (almond and hazel/wally (but in my version, it's gin the pk)) to also try out makeup

Can you see the idea, just a funny little modern pk au where everyone is happy

[godmodebeginswithlesbians]

Postknight is a game where you are a postman and a Knight. You deliver stuff like letters, tables, food and medicine. Every area has some sort of problem such as Pompom needing to be rebuilt, The princess almost being assassinated by a fake postknight and some weird supernatural forest shit in Violetfair

This is Pearl btw ^

Honestly, any of the romancable characters + Raz and Almond could fit in some way in an FE game tbh. I just decided to choose Pearl bc shes the character who is the easiest to write and understand except Chris *Looks at Chris with Murderous Intent™️*

Im also planning to add Matt from Epic Battle Fantasy as a Sword Fighter

huh! ok, that sounds very interesting!

[fekatsitra]

Postknight 2 had a Fanart contest in celebration of their first anniversary, and this was my entry for it

Pose is inspired from here

(c) Postknight Wally, Postknight Hazel, Postknight Almond and Razielle

The theme was to draw a favorite moment, and for me, my favorite part of the game is when the players interact with the supporting casts: ❤️ Almond and Razielle 💜

• I love Almond exactly because of how pompous and flawed of a character he is. He really makes me want to smack him silly, and the following struggle as his confidence and haughtiness broke apart, then his growth to be better by starting over... his arc and character development were the best part of the story for me.

• Raz is best girl. Period. I wish her to be happy and be best friends with us players and Almond.

Anyway... Happy Anniversary 🎉

That's all from me. Thank you for reading ✧⁠◝⁠(⁠⁰⁠▿⁠⁰⁠)⁠◜⁠✧

[every-character-ever-poll]

WEEK FOUR LINEUP

Some minor changes this week, we have officially retired the SEE RESULTS option on the polls, down to five options. I probably won't be adding any new options unless there's a very good reason or high demand, so I'm sorry to the people who have asked for a "I know them and I love them with all my heart, positive cannot contain the love I have for them" option. With that being said, here is this week's lineup!

Mimi - Your Imaginary Friend

Tsubasa Arihara - Cinderella Nine

Tablet - Commodity Clash

Fox Alistair - RWBY

Alan B'Stard - The New Statesman

Sportacus - LazyTown

Tougou Mimori - Yuuki Yuuna is a Hero & Washio Sumi is a Hero

Rottytops - Shantae

Naomasa Tsukauchi - Boku no Hero Academia

Hagumi Hanamoto - Honey and Clover

Bellringer - Toontown Corporate Clash

Tarlach - Mabinogi

Ata Ibusuki - Binan Koukou Chikyuu Boueibu Happy Kiss

J - Heat Guy J

Mami Tomoe - Madoka Magica

Rocket Raccoon - Marvel Cinematic Universe

Princess Elle - Hirogaru Sky Precure

Phèdre nó Delaunay - Kushiel's Legacy series

Rex Mohs - Scott the Woz

Eileen Roberts - Regular Show

Waluigi - Super Mario

Rick - Denpa Men

Great Sage - Miitopia

Sidon - Legend of Zelda

John F. Kennedy - Clone High

Greg Heffley - Diary of a Wimpy Kid

Martin - Wii Sports

Yellow Face - Battle for Dream Island

Eraser - Battle for Dream Island

9-Volt - WarioWare

Luigi - Super Mario

Milo Murphy - Milo Murphy's Law

Rigby - Regular Show

Holidog - Holiday World

Jerry Attricks - Scott the Woz

Jeb Jab - Scott the Woz

Peter Griffin - Family Guy

Baljeet Tjinder - Phineas and Ferb

Gary - Regular Show

Skelly - I Spy Spooky Mansion

Max Schnell - Cars 2

Charley - Incredibox

10th Doctor - Doctor Who

Mii Brawler - Super Smash Bros

Miles Morales - Into and Across the Spiderverse

Party Phil - Wii Party

Lego Joker - Lego Batman

Knife - Inanimate Insanity

Fusk and Vorte - Hitmen for Destiny

Chaika Trabant - Hitsugi no Chaika

Jesse Pinkman - Breaking Bad

Agent - Penguinronpa

Squelch - Denpa Men

Muscle Man - Regular Show

Fuuta Kajiyama - MILGRAM

Jonathan Phaedrus / Prof - The Reckoners

David Charleston - The Reckoners

Spensa - Skyward

M-Bot - Skyward

Chet Starfinder - Skyward

Sirius Gibson - Witch’s Heart

Guy Montag - Fahrenheit 451

Zachary Zatara - DC Comics

Kento - Payday 2

The Shapeshifter - The Odd Squad

Akane Kurashiki - Zero Escape Trilogy

Letitia "Letty" Price - Babel

The Last Son of Alcatraz - The Monument Mythos

Lily - Duolingo

Ohio - The United States of America

Myne - Ascendance of a Bookworm

Rani - Disney Fairies

Agrael/Raelag - Heroes of Might and Magic

Donna - RErideD: Tokigoe no Derrida

Kasane Teto - Vocaloid

Martin the Warrior - Redwall

Colombo - Colombo

Sonny Wortzik - Dog Day Afternoon

Butch Cassidy - Butch Cassidy and the Sundance kid

Blondie - The Good The Bad and The Ugly

Prior Walter - Angels in America

Dark - Nowhere

Reona West - PriPara

Shax Lied - Mairimashita! Iruma-Kun

Villager - Minecraft

Wahanly Shume - Tenchi Muyo! War on Geminar

Qifrey - Witch Hat Atelier

Marvin - In Trousers

Mr. Bungee - A New Brain

Mayor Mingus - Dialtown

KAITO - Vocaloid

Almond - Postknight 2

Serial Designation V - Murder Drones

Flint - Postknight 2

Magnolia - Postknight 2

Nobara Kugisaki - Jujutsu Kaisen

Snufkin - The Moomins

Ikabod Kee - The Upturned

The Professor - Hailey's On It!

Chimumu - Waccha PriMagi

Mia Taylor - Love Live

[cyber-lix]

Playing the Postknight 2 Early Access and...

Com'n Almond, don't you talk mean like that to my girl Raz

(Made this last year but it's still funny to me)

[artistic-astral-antics]

My favorite arc ! I love this part when us players work together with Almond and Razielle so much!!! ♥️♥️♥️

I made this fanart for the contest but forgot to read the theme >-<

[my-screaming-corner]

More Postknight fanarts, lel.

[every-character-ever-poll]

Trick or treat? 🩵

Your blorbo is Almond from Postknight 2! Happy Halloween!