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[Image ID: screenshots of a Twitter thread composed of replies.
The original poster, lady of sophistication posted: Props to anyone who tries to be fashionable in ireland i wore a red beret once in waterford and someone called me super mario
Patrick Bogan replied: Early 90s Omagh, bloke comes into the bar wearing a puffa jacket, 120 notes it cost, everyone is mocking him, barman says 'not sure why you're mocking him I've one of those at home…' lad getting mocked "See?" Barman continues 'aye its round the immersion heater' uproar
Gerry Barry replied: There's a lad is Cork who is called "Chili", because his father's name is Con Kearney.
Loic Wright replied: wore a suit with a matching tie and pocket square to my first day of work at an advertising company (I thought was going to be in Mad Men I guess) and the staff sent around and signed a communion card for me with a fiver in it.
Matthew replied: once wore a silver jacket to college, turned up late for class, said 'sorry I'm late', lecturer said, 'that's ok' then waited til I was halfway across the front of the full class before following up with 'trouble with the spaceship again was it?'.
someone replied: I was wearing my super-fashionable short trench coat. My friend took one look at me wearing the jacket and said, "Where are we off to now, Columbo?"
Chasing Breaking_Graham Macken replied: A friend wore a Superman tshirt walking down a street in Navan when a car slowed down and shouted "some Superman you are and you walkin"!!
Jennifer Forde replied: My sister was in France sporting a new trench coat, thought was so stylish, but went into an Irish bar and got called Inspector Gadget by the first guy that saw her
Eóin Ó Coileáin replied: I wore a white, wool turtle-neck jumper to the match once and a fella in the pub said 'Where have you parked the U-boat?'.
Eoin O Neill replied: Was wearing a vintage nike jacket in a very long que for drinks at a boxing match when a Belfast lad goes "fuck me this is taking forever, your man has been here since the 80's"
joe stodge replied: a brick layer I used to work with walked by a sales rep wearing pointy shoes and he asked him "what the fuck are those for, kicking the eyes out of spiders?"
Tweets not in the thread: Ciara McShane tweeted: One day was wearing a dress and knee boots, in Armagh, and someone shouted across the street to me "someone thinks they're in hollyoaks"
Philip Nolan tweeted: One my colleagues had an ankle-length dark green serge greatcoat, and when he burst through the office doors one day, another looked up and said: "What news of Stalingrad?"
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Respectfully, Ireland is the best country on the planet
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Sail Away With Me
Summary: It was a fluke. Dan shouldn’t have ever gone with Sam to a party on a yacht. He shouldn’t have trusted her to go. But in a chance encounter, he ends up in bed with Phil Lester, a billionaire CEO of a luxury clothing company. When he thinks he’s screwed up enough, he realizes he’s in way too deep. Because Phil Lester has fallen in love with him. The catch: Dan gave Phil a fake name and all Phil has to remember Dan by is the tattoo on his hip and the necklace he left behind.
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 2.7k
Warnings: Brief drug and alcohol mentions and an explicit sex scene
Pairing: Instagraminfluencer!dan and CEO!Phil
This is a chaptered work. Updates every Monday around 1pm EST
**Masterlist | Archive of Our Own | Wattpad**
Dans POV:
It was just after midnight on July 22nd. The stars were shining bright over the Amalfi Coast and Daniel Howell was stood at the railing of a yacht that he didn’t even know existed until two hours before. It’s rocking, a constant back and forth motion that was actually calming for his nerves.
Maybe he was out of place being here. He kind of felt it.
His indie brand swim trunks and last year Gucci shirt was enough to show that he didn’t quite belong in the same scene as the new Versace and Dolce and Gabanna swim suits everyone else was wearing. Even the ones that opted on just wearing the bottoms and not the tops. Dan doesn’t believe he’s seen so many naked females in his life until tonight.
Was this normal?
He wasn’t entirely sure.
He had a drink in his hand that he didn’t even want and the air was kissing his skin just enough to make him feel cold. He found this ironic. How could he be chilly in July in Italy?
Just for that thought, he takes a sip of the drink and winces at the strong taste of coconut and rum. He doesn’t even like coconut. He doesn’t even remember why he grabbed it. He just knew he needed a strong drink to make it through the night if his friend Sam was dragging him to this lavish party.
Speaking of, Dan doesn’t even remember where Sam went. He looks around both sides of his shoulders and takes note of how he doesn’t see his redhead mate standing anywhere near him. She’s probably off making connections with other men—or women. Sam wasn’t picky but yet again, Dan wasn’t really either.
Although, his plans tonight didn’t include fucking some random bloke on a yacht with the hope he might become his sugar daddy. As much as he would love to find a rich guy to pay his way through life, Dan is doing semi-fine with his partnerships on Instagram. Although they’re not paying nearly as much as he needs to help furnish his lavish trips.
The yacht is still slowly moving along the coast and if he looks out, he can see the lights of the houses and hotels blinding him in the distance. He lets out a long sigh, breathes back in the air, and finishes the rest of his cocktail in one gulp, wincing at the taste as it goes down. He’s no longer finished with the empty glass when another server is coming up to him, taking the glass, and giving him a new one.
This drink is peachy colored. He takes a sip and smiles. It takes like mango and melon with a hint of something strong. He much prefers this.
The music is still banging on the yacht and if he looks around, he can see the strobe lights of the boat bouncing every which way. Maybe if his anxiety hadn’t told him he needed fresh air, he would be downstairs with everyone else and maybe he could find Sam before she made some mistake that would surely be on a tabloid tomorrow morning. In fact, he’s sure if he looks on Twitter now, it would be a new moment saying ‘Paumpau Hotel Heiress, Samantha Pamupau seen partying on CEO Phil Lester’s Private Yacht’.
Dan doesn’t even know what Phil Lester looks like. He knows that sounds probably unbelievable but Dan doesn’t pay attention to much news. He doesn’t follow anyone other than top celebrities on Twitter. When Sam mentioned partying on a billionaires yacht, Dan just agreed and purchased his first Gucci shirt that night—ironically the one he is wearing currently.
He jumps just as soon as someone shouts something in Italian in the other direction and then a loud moan follows and fuck he needs a drink again. He takes a long sip and fights the cloudy feelings filling his head.
He reaches up and twists his necklace in his fingers. He always did this when he got anxious. It was just a small chained necklace his grandma had bought for him as a child. He’s had to replace the chain over the course of a few years but he’s never parts with it. It’s a part of every outfit.
Dan steps back from the railing long enough to head back inside the second story of the yacht. It’s not as busy up here, but he does take note of the person sitting on the couch with a bunch of other people, hunched over the table in front of them as they snort up white powder. He just looks the other way and continues on downstairs.
Dan sees Sam in the corner with another female, both of them handsy with each other as they down the rest of there cocktails and he pretends to not notice that Sam’s hand is essentially down the bottoms of the other but he’ll just turn the other way again and walk off.
As he turns, he slams into something and gasps as the cool liquid of his drink splashes against his chest. “Fuck,” he murmurs. This was his good Gucci shirt and now it’s covered in orange liquid. If he wasn’t slightly tipsy, he might have tried to find an unoccupied bathroom to wash it off.
“Are you okay?”
Dan lets out a sigh. He’s sobered up a bit now and he’s suddenly realizing how uncomfortable of a situation he’s probably just put himself into. He’s on a rich guys yacht and he just ran into someone and fucked his shirt up. Not to mention he thinks the glass just shattered on the floor—and yep, it has he confirms in his head as he looks down at the broken glass at his feet.
Of course his luck would run this way. And he didn’t even take any photos from tonight either to post on his Instagram. Go figure.
“I mean, my shirt is ruined,” Dan says, his words a mumble under his breath.
“It was last years anyway,” the man says, his voice a bit high pitched. “I’m sure you can get a new one tomorrow that is from this season.”
Dan just shrugged.
“Do you want help getting cleaned up?” He continued, lending out his hand. “I have a private bathroom this way that you can wash up in. Get the smell of the Peach Bellini from your shirt.”
Oh. It was a Peach Bellini…oops.
So much for the mango and melon he thought he tasted earlier.
“It’s not a problem,” Dan says. “I don’t need to clean it off. It actually looks a bit cooler this way.”
The man lets out a snort and reaches up, running his hand through his hair.
“Such a shame,” the male continues. “My plan didn’t work to get you half-naked.”
Dan looks up from where his hands are trying to smooth out the wet patch on his shirt. He cocks an eyebrow up and looks the man up and down. Sharp pants, fully ironed Versace top, clearly this seasons. Glasses sit prettily on his face that’s a sculpture of sharp, jutted cheekbones.
“Why? Is that something you’d want?” Dan asks, deciding to play along.
The male was beautiful, actually quite breathtaking. He knows he said earlier that he wouldn’t want to sleep with a random bloke but maybe plans change. And maybe, just maybe, he wouldn’t mind crawling into bed with this random bloke.
“Is it something you’d want?” The man asks, reaching out his hand again and touching Dan’s arm with the lightest touch.
“Depends.”
“On what?”
“Where do we go?” Dan asks, biting his lip with a smirk playing on his lips.
“Follow me.”
Dan follows the man down a small path until they reach a set of doors and Dan swears he doesn’t believe he’s still on a moving boat and he’s not in some penthouse somewhere in London. The male pushes the door open and he’s being lead into a bedroom with beautiful decor and a round bed in the center, covered in pillows and various other decorations.
But it was nearly pitch black. All that he could see or make out was from the light of the windows from the yacht and the moon in the sky hanging over them. When he looks up at the male, all he can see is the reflection of himself and the blue eyes staring back at him.
The man turns Dan and suddenly he’s on the bed on his back and his shirt is being removed and tossed to the floor as their lips connect quickly. It feels real, it feels right. He feels the fire burning under his skin and the itch crawling up his spine.
As the man lowers his shorts and leaves him fully naked, he touches a spot on Dan’s hip and Dan hears him speak softly. “This is the prettiest little tattoo although your skin is much too pretty to be marked up forever.”
Dan forgets about his tattoo most of the time. If he’s being honest, he regrets getting it in a lot of ways. But when he was 18 and a few drinks in, he thought getting a tattoo of a delicate rose on his hip was a great idea.
“I was young.”
“How young?”
“Eighteen.” Dan answers, letting his words get lost against the other males.
“And how old are you now?”
“Twenty five.”
“Still young.”
Dan just chuckled against his lips and connected them again as they got more and more heated.
Maybe in hindsight, this was never Dan’s best decision. He should know better than sleeping with a random man at a party. But when a man this attractive begins to swoop in and steal him over, he can’t help but be ready to spread his legs and let the man do what he wants to.
So that’s what he does.
He moans louder than he should. His breaths get caught in his throat and the male is just so good at this. Good at sex. The way he moves, the way he touches. Dan has never felt so good in his life and he begins to feel a bit addicted to the feeling. He presses all of Dan’s buttons in the best way possible. He’s relentless, his thrusts not stopping in rhythm.
When he climaxes, his whole body feels it. His back arches and his arms go rigid as they grip at the sheets. His mouth opens in a silent moan as it’s caught by the mans expert mouth. When it’s over, the man fucks him a bit longer before pulling out and finishing across Dan’s stomach.
It’s dirty. It’s raw. When it’s over, Dan doesn’t feel as great as he did when it began. Guilt and shame begins to eat away at him at how easy he was to fall into bed with this random stranger who he will never see again.
The man kisses him for a little bit longer than Dan would like but he can’t deny that the sparks aren’t still there. It’s like fireworks are constantly going off above his head and he’s feeling the electricity in his veins.
But then when it’s over, it’s over. And Dan collects his soiled shirt and swim trunks and leaves the bedroom as the man begins to put his own clothes back on. He’ll probably bring another person into the room after Dan leaves and for some reason, that thought leaves Dan feeling a pit of vulnerability in his core.
Just as he’s about to open the door, the man stops him. “What’s your name? I didn’t get it.”
Without even thinking, Dan looks at the man and says. “Ethan.”
Then he opens the door and walks out. Ignoring the pang in his chest that told him it was a mistake giving the man a fake name.
The yacht is docked when he gets out and he manages to find Samantha outside against a railing with another handsy female. He wrenches her away from the girl with an apology and she shoots the girl an apologetic glance as they leave off the yacht and make their way past all of the people staring and getting photos of the party that was still in full bloom.
When they’re safely away from the water and about to get into a cab to head to one of Sam’s many family homes, Sam asks him, “What made you leave so fast? Something happen.”
Dan shrugged and crossed his arms over his chest. His shirt was no longer wet but it was definitely stained and it definitely reeked of bad alcohol now.
“I saw you go to bed with Phil Lester.” Sam said, hitting his arm. “Were you not going to tell me this?”
“I didn’t go into bed with Phil Lester,” Dan counters. “I don’t even know who he is.”
Sam turned to him, her eyes comically wide. “You’re yanking my leg.”
“I’m not yanking anything!”
Sam suddenly pulled out her cell phone and unlocked it to do a quick google search of ‘Phil Lester’ and as soon as his photo popped up, Dan’s mouth fell open and he felt like he was going to cry. “Fuck, Sam! I had sex with Phil Lester!”
“You guys fucked?” Sam asked, her vulgarity coming out through her disbelief. “How was he? Was he hung? Was he lame? All the rich guys are normally rigid as fuck.”
“He was bloody amazing,” Dan said. “But that’s not the point. I fucked up Sam.”
“How?” Sam asked. “How could you possibly have fucked this up? You took fucking Phil Lester to bed.”
The taxi pulls up and Sam opens the door to get in but Dan’s words stop her in her tracks.
“I gave him a fake name.”
Sam turns her head, her mouth agape. “You’re a fucking idiot!”
“I didn’t know!” Dan cried. “I didn’t know that’s who he was!”
She slapped his arm and he let out a soft ow as he rubbed where she just hit. “I still don’t understand how you’ve never seen Phil Lester.”
“Because I never paid any attention to him, Sam.” Dan moaned out. “He was never on my list of people to research. He makes clothing that’s too expensive for me to even touch.”
“So even when I told you yesterday we were going to a party on his yacht, you never once googled who he was?” Sam asked, her voice a bit incredulous.
“Being honest, no,” Dan said. “I just… fuck.”
Sam nodded. “I can’t believe you fucked this up.”
Just then, the taxi pulls up. But it’s not really a taxi, it’s a small black cab that Dan knows Sam’s family paid for. The driver gets out and opens the door for them and they get into the back. He reaches up and rubs over his face, down his neck, reaching for his necklace to twist but suddenly, he feels nothing.
“Oh my god, Sam!” Dan cried, sitting up, running his hands all over his chest. “My necklace is gone!”
“Your necklace?” She clarified, looking up from her phone long enough to make eye-contact with him. “The one your grandmother gave you?”
Dan nodded, feeling tears spring to his eyes. This night couldn’t have gone any worse and now he’s about to start crying over the damn necklace that was supposed to be around his neck. Fuck, it must have fallen off somewhere.
“Yeah!” Dan said. “I don’t have it on.”
“Did you take it off somewhere?”
Dan shook his head and the car sped off down the narrow road towards the cliffs. “No,” He whimpered. “I don’t know what happened to it.”
“Did you lose it in his bed?”
Dan leaned his head back against the seat and let out a loud groan because fuck he probably did. It’s probably laying in the middle of Phil’s sheets right now and he’s looking like a fool because of it.
“If you want to try and find it, we can turn back and head back to the party?”
Dan shook his head. “Phil’s probably fucking someone on it right now.”
He knew his words sounded bitter after everything that happened but he felt like he had to be bitter for a moment. It felt like the natural reaction to how his night has went.
“Hey, don’t get like that, hun.” Sam says, putting her phone into her Louis Vuitton fanny pack and comforting him. “I’ll get someone to contact Phil tomorrow and ask for the necklace. It’s not big deal.”
Dan nods and closes his eyes.
It’s not a big deal. He repeats in his head. It’s not a big deal.
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Jily AU: Your photos keep showing up on my iPhone, and the internet helped me track you down. Now we’re kind of celebrities, and also I think you’re hot. (Inspired by "I Followed My Stolen iPhone Across The World, Became A Celebrity In China, And Found A Friend For Life" on Buzzfeed)
The article can be found here. I recommend it. It’s a wild ride. Some liberties were taken with the prompt.
Because James is a fucking idiot, his phone gets stolen.
He knows he’s a rowdy drunk and he knows the three word mantra any university student needs when they go out (‘phone-cash-keys’) but Sirius has bet that he can take more Jägerbombs than James and he’s never been able to back down from a challenge. He doesn’t even think twice about whether his phone is in the pocket of his jeans or his coat, the latter of which he leaves at the table. He swears Peter is sitting there when he leaves, but when he comes back ten minutes later and a whole lot dizzier, the table is empty, coat and all.
He and Sirius find Peter later, crouched over a toilet and heaving with Remus patting his back. James has the decency to wait until his friend is done vomiting to ask, “Pete, d’you have my phone?”
If possible, Peter gets greener. “Sorry,” is all he gets out before shaking his head and clutching his stomach.
Peter ends up feeling worse about the whole thing than James does. James is upset to have lost all his pictures and apps, and he’s livid at the wanker who decided to grab his phone, but ultimately, he can afford a new phone and he can take new pictures, so in a few months he’ll likely get over it. But Peter insists that because James left his phone with him, it’s Peter who owes him a new one.
James attempts to refuse. Peter doesn’t have the kind of money to replace his phone, and James isn’t about to put that on him.
“My friend Dung knows how to get an iPhone for dirt cheap,” Peter claims, and reluctantly, James agrees.
And so it begins.
x.
True to his word, Mundungus Fletcher has an iPhone of the same model as James’s that seems to be in decent condition and that he’s selling for far less than a reasonable price. James doesn’t exactly trust Dung, but he trusts Peter, so he accepts the gift.
It works out fine for a few months. He’s constantly filling up his camera roll, so it’s not immediately obvious when a few pictures crop up that he can’t remember taking. But one day, he’s scrolling through his phone looking for a selfie to post when he notices several selfies he has never seen before. Namely of a girl who is redheaded, gorgeous, and completely unfamiliar.
At first, James doesn’t think too much of it. He’s been to his fair share of parties and it doesn’t take much prowess to access a camera from a lock screen. She’s probably just someone who knows one of his mates. He ignores the picture without even bothering to delete it.
But then it happens again.
The same red-haired girl, standing in what looks like a grove of oranges. There are at least a dozen pictures of her in a place he has definitely never been.
“I think I’m being hacked,” he says, as he shows the boys the newest set of pictures.
“Why would a hacker put things on your phone?” asks Sirius. “Wouldn’t they just release your dick pics to the internet?”
“I have never taken a dick pic in my life,” says James, scandalized, even though he definitely has. “What do I know about what hackers’ aims are? Maybe it’s some kind of psychological game.”
“That’d be more effective if they were using pictures of blood and gore instead of pictures of a good-looking girl,” says Remus thoughtfully.
Peter inspects the phone, looking through James’s camera settings. “I’ll ask Dung, but I think this is normal. He says cloud errors happen all the time. Probably best to ignore it.”
And James shrugs, because his knowledge of how the internet works is pretty much limited to opening the app and typing in an address. When Peter gets a hold of him, Dung reassures Peter with a few fancy words which James thinks he’s memorized solely for this purpose, but in the end he’s no closer to an answer than before.
x.
It becomes a daily occurrence. James turns it into a game with the boys, making up a story about why the redhead ended up taking a picture of a hot pink motorbike and at least thirty dogs in the same day. There’s text in some of the background of the pictures, but it’s not in a language that he understands.
“You know, I think she might be in China,” Sirius says.
“How d’you figure that?”
“The lanterns,” he says, scrolling through James’s phone. “Seems like it’s Chinese New Year.”
“Why would a girl in China be showing up on James’s phone?” asks Remus.
“Why did she take fifty-three pictures of fireworks when they all look the same? I’m not God, Remus.”
When several months have passed and there are hundreds of pictures from this girl’s life flooding his phone, James decides it’s time to say something. He hesitates to take it into the Apple store, because knowing Dung, this phone is probably just a very good knock-off and he doesn’t want to get anyone in trouble. So he does what he does best, and tweets about it.
He takes a screenshot of the girl’s varied adventures and attaches it to his message:
@prongspotter: hey mysterious hacker listen ur very pretty and all but you need to stop taking over my camera roll
To his surprise, the tweet receives over two thousand retweets. His followers seem very amused by his apparent crush on the person who has somehow taken over his phone, and at least three different replies say, “I ship you and your hacker.”
He tries to joke about the situation, but that only brings more responses flooding in over the course of the week. He thinks he may be reaching meme status.
“This is ridiculous,” James says, as someone tweets him a picture of him and the redhead photoshopped together. “I don’t even know this girl.”
“You’ve seen her pictures. That’s about as much info as you get from Tinder,” Sirius offers, holding the phone out of James’s reach as he favourites the image.
As James dives for Sirius, Peter sheepishly admits, “I think I may know what’s wrong.”
James pauses mid-twist and Sirius takes the opportunity to send out, “I wonder if my hacker has seen my dick pics,” from James’s Twitter.
Ignoring this, he turns to Peter. “Did Dung finally give you a real answer?”
“Well, no… but he said something the other day, that made me think that the phone you bought might’ve been, er, taken.”
“Taken? The same way James’s was taken?” says Remus, raising his eyebrows. Peter ducks his head.
James gapes in horror. “We replaced my stolen phone… with another stolen phone?”
“I think so,” Peter replies, flushing in shame. “That’s probably why you’re getting those pictures. Her account is probably still in the phone.”
For the first time since getting this phone, James looks at the iCloud settings, and sure enough, there is an account name there that does not belong to him. He probably should’ve suspected this earlier, but he has a tendency to be overly trusting. Immediately, he logs out. Peter apologizes, but James doesn’t blame him. It’s not his fault that Dung misled him.
The next day James purchases a new phone, from the store itself. He has an employee help him set up all his account details properly this time. Once he’s finished, all he wants to do is get rid of the other phone. It doesn’t feel right to just give it away since it belongs to someone, but he didn’t really spare a glance at the girl’s name so it’s not like he could look her up anywhere.
x.
To ease his conscience, he sends out an apology to the general public.
@prongspotter: it has come to my attention that the hacking is actually kind of my fault. wish i knew how to apologize to you directly. sorry
James probably should’ve known better than to give the internet the opportunity for a quest. His tweet gets more feedback than anything he’s ever said, with many people offering to help track her down. He doesn’t want anyone trying to release this girl’s personal information, so he politely declines.
An hour later, however, he receives a tweet from @maremacdonald that says, “The girl from those pictures is my friend Lily! I’ll let her know about you.”
He checks the account, and it doesn’t look like spam. He decides to wait on it. Sure enough, that evening, he gets a direct message from someone named Lily whose avatar is the redheaded girl, but a picture of her that he’s never seen before.
Hi, I’m Lily. Your “hacker?”
sorry about that!! i’m james. bought a phone off a friend of a friend and it turns out he probably took it off you. i logged out as soon as I knew
Seems like I should be blaming the bloke who took it, not you. Needed a temporary mobile anyway. No harm done, besides seeing my face photoshopped onto what I *hope* is your body.
James grins to himself.
the lads have been guessing where you’re from. my mate Sirius says China but i say Chinatown
Tell Sirius he’s right! I’m from England but I’m doing a year abroad.
damn. i’d hoped to buy you an apology drink for inadvertently stealing your phone
Should I be accepting drinks from strangers on the internet?
no more than I should’ve accepted a phone from someone named ‘Dung’ and yet here we are
I guess bad decisions are catching. All I know about you is your twitter handle.
google me? actually don’t. i’m not sure what you’ll find.
Lily seems to take this as a challenge and sends him a screenshot of one of his profile pictures from Year Ten with his hair spiked up. He’s not wearing any glasses, so he’s squinting at what clearly must’ve been a mobile camera.
that’s not fair ur last name isn’t on ur profile i can’t google you back
In reply, she sends him a screenshot of a status from 2009 which contains the entirety of the lyrics to “Remember the Name.”
James tells the Twitterverse that he rescinds his apology because Lily is The Worst, but that only encourages the following that this phone saga has accumulated. #OTPFlowerPots trends locally.
It becomes a game between them. For every embarrassing post of James’s that Lily sends to him, she tells him something about herself. He learns that she grew up in a town called Cokeworth, that her ex-best friend joined some kind of anti-immigrant group and the whole thing fucked her up a lot, and that (and she’s not kidding about this, no matter how many times he asks) her sister’s name is Petunia.
is ur sister a 75 year old woman who lives in a shoe??
Do you really want to get into name jokes, Potty?
you raise a fair point. my dad’s name is fleamont
Oh my GOD.
x.
After they’ve been messaging for a few weeks, James accidentally admits that he misses the daily guessing game of figuring out what her pictures meant. Lily teases him about it, but adds him on Snapchat later that day. His phone starts to fill up with pictures of her again, but this time it’s screenshots of her pulling stupid faces as she faceswaps with a cat.
“I guess my mess-up with Dung wasn’t that bad after all if James got an internet girlfriend out of it,” Peter muses as James sends Lily a picture of him with a flower crown.
“She’s not my girlfriend,” says James, but nobody listens.
Sirius shrugs. “I still think he’s mad to fancy someone he’s never met. Maybe she’s a bit of a loon and wants to set him on fire.”
“There are a lot of people who might want to set James on fire,” Remus interjects with a teasing smile. “That feeling’s not exclusive to people he has feelings for.”
“I don’t fancy her!”
Maybe he’s proving their point, but he cannot resist griping about his friends to her, so as his friends continue to take the mickey, he tweets at Lily.
@prongspotter: @lilylaughing pls rescue me from my mates they are being v rude
@lilylaughing: @prongspotter Sorry! Come visit me in China?
James figures the suggestion is in jest, their followers seem to enjoy the idea. Their replies are flooded with people telling James everything from travel discounts to places to visit while he’s in China. This isn’t the first time he’s been caught off by the overwhelming excitement for their interactions, so he laughs it off. It’s Lily who brings it up when they are messaging that night.
Maybe I shouldn’t have invited you here in front of the whole internet. My phone has been going off all day.
it’s cool i know you were kidding. can’t help that the internet wants us #married
Wasn’t completely a joke! If you’d like to come, it’d be nice to have a visitor. I’ve asked Mary to come but every pound she has is going directly into saving for a flat.
normally i like to get a girl’s last name before i jump continents for her
Evans.
x.
And so, James begins planning a trip to China to see Lily Evans, a girl he’s been talking to for a month and only through social media. It takes them three full months to iron out the details, but between him and Sirius they manage to make up the difference to get plane tickets for Remus and Peter as well.
“Well, even if she is hoping to skin James and wear him as a coat at least we’re getting a fun trip out of it,” says Sirius as they board the plane.
James flicks him. “Evans is nice. And you’re going to get us marked off as a flight risk.”
Their journey is a long one, and feels all the longer when Remus falls ill halfway through the flight and the four of them attempt to squeeze into one lavatory to stay with him. The flight attendant gets a bit shirty with them, so they’re forced to take their seats. By the time they land, all four boys are so exhausted, James doesn’t immediately notice Lily standing at the gate near a bunch of photographers.
“James?”
He turns, and several cameras flash so he has to blink. When his vision clears, he can’t help but grin. “Lily.” He reaches out to her, but then falters because he’s not sure what the protocol is.
She smiles and steps forward to pull him into a hug. Lily is smaller than he expects, so it’s half into her hair that he mutters, “I’m sorry I accidentally stole your phone and invaded your privacy.”
Lily laughs as she draws back. “You know, I was getting your pictures too, since it’s my account you were logged into. I just deleted them whenever they popped up.”
And James is absolutely fucking horrified not only because he inadvertently stole Lily’s phone and made a spectacle of it on the internet but because he remembers that horrific attempt at sexting that went on with a Tinder match back in March and oh my god this girl has seen at least twenty-eight pictures of his penis.
But Lily is still smiling at him, so clearly she is not as scarred by the memory of his genitals as he is.
Instead of dwelling on this line of thought, James looks behind her at the flashing cameras pointed in their direction. “Care to explain the crowd? Are you some kind of celebrity?”
It’s her turn to feel awkward. “This is because of our…. fandom?” she offers hesitantly with red cheeks.
James’s eyes widen. “You’re joking.”
“The hashtag ‘Jily’ really took off over here.”
The boys stride up behind them as James and Lily attempt to smile for the pictures. Once most people have got their shot, the crowd dissipates. They’re left with one Chinese girl who looks about their age standing at baggage with a camera.
The girl says something to Lily in what is presumably Mandarin, and Lily replies in the same language. “I’m Emmeline Vance,” says the photographer girl, extending a hand. “I’m a friend of Lily’s from school and I’d like to do a story on you two to submit to our host school’s newspaper. Would that be okay?”
James has to admit he’s bemused by all this attention. He’s willing to admit his own vanity, but it’s still a little bit surprising for other people to validate it. So it’s with Lily’s encouraging look that he says, “Yeah, alright.”
“This is going to make his head even more inflated than it is,” says Sirius with a laugh.
“I’m thinking ahead,” says Lily, looping her arm through James’s. “If he’s filled with enough hot air, you’ll save on fare back to England.”
Sirius grins, but it is Remus who responds, smiling knowingly. “I see it now.”
“See what?” says James, gaze returning to Lily.
“Me too,” says Peter.
James opens his mouth to repeat his question, but Remus cuts across him with an introduction. “Sorry, we’re so tired from our flight that we forgot to introduce ourselves. Remus Lupin,” he says, extending a hand.
Lily grasps it with her free one. “Lily Evans. And I know,” she says. “Sorry, is that weird? James talks about you three all the time. So that makes the other two Peter and Sirius. I haven’t actually seen Sirius’s face without the dog filter on it,” Lily adds, tilting her head at him.
James’s lips twitch upward. “Trust me, it’s apt. Oh, I brought something for you!” he exclaims, emptying his pocket. “It’s your old phone. I know you aren’t using it while you’re here, but it’s yours, and you should have it when you come home.”
She accepts the mobile and glances down at it slyly. “Did you leave your number in it?”
His smile is full-blown now. “Maybe.”
James thinks they could maybe stand there staring at one another all day, but after a few moments, Emmeline chuckles and says, “Come on, then, lovebirds, the boys need to check into their hotel.”
As they stroll towards the car, Sirius says, “So, Evans, if you were going to rate James’s dick pics on a scale of one to ten…”
James puts his hands over his ears.
x.
If James thinks that the bizarre celebrity that they seem to have attracted at the airport is the end of it, he’s wrong.
“Lily’s been making videos teaching people English on Weibo,” Emmeline explains when they are once again met by press when they check-in. “Her followers really liked your story, and your ‘ship’ name trends every time she mentions you.”
He raises his eyebrows at Lily. “Do you mention me a lot?”
Lily makes a rude hand gesture, and he takes that as a yes.
Apparently, their status gives them some kind of unexpected privileges. They’re given many offers of places to visit and speak, and the hotel manager wrangles a promise out of them to hold some kind of conference in the afternoon.
The hotel has a set for engagement photos, and the staff makes the mistake of asking them if they’d like to have a shot at it. So they do. James and Remus ride some sort of bedazzled carousel together, and Peter and Sirius somehow manage to lift Lily above their heads in front of a giant heart flower arrangement as Emmeline laughs and takes a photo.
The poses that the group does range from odd to obscene, and it gathers the attention of the surrounding couples. At one point, Sirius borrows a veil from one of the brides to take a picture with James, and while the woman is laughing, her fiance is none-too-pleased.
After their baggage is dropped off, the group goes to lunch, where the insanity continues. At least three people ask for Lily’s autograph, and someone hands James a baby at some point.
“Do you have any clue who that child belongs to?” asks Remus as James bounces the kid on his lap.
“Not even a little,” he says. “I think I’m supposed to bless him.”
As he says this, the baby throws up on his shirt. Solemnly, Lily tells him, “Divine intervention.”
x.
Because the universe has decided to make this visit immensely strange, someone supplies him with a t-shirt that bears his and Lily’s faces on it. Lily’s given one to match, and they wear them as they walk back to the hotel for the conference.
Their fingers brush as they walk it occurs to James that this is the first time he’s had a minute alone with Lily since he arrived.
“All right, Evans?” he asks, smiling down at her.
Lily laughs. “Shouldn’t I be asking you? You’re the one who hasn’t had a chance to sleep yet.”
“I live purely through people assuaging my vanity,” he tells her pleasantly, “so I’m going to be awake for the next two days.”
She gives him a smile that’s entirely too devious. “I suppose we’ll just have to think of some way to keep you entertained.”
James gasps, holding a hand to his heart. If it’s beating a bit faster than it was a minute ago, that’s no one’s business but his own. “You know, I think you might be a corrupting influence in my life, Lily Evans.”
Lily pats him on the bum as they approach the door. “Feeling’s mutual, Potter.”
x.
The rest of the day is more difficult after that, because being this close to Lily has made him realize just how much he likes having her around. Without even realizing it, during their ridiculous press conference, he starts holding her hand as they answer questions. He doesn’t notice until they stand up to take photographs.
Lily and Emmeline decide to go back to their residence for the night, and when James and Sirius get to their room, James flops down on his bed. “I have a problem,” he mutters into the pillows.
“Being a Chinese celebrity who isn’t photogenic?” asks Sirius. James aims a kick at him, but he’s not within reach.
“I think I fancy Lily.”
“I’m shocked,” deadpans Sirius. James feels the bed shift when Sirius sits beside him. “I’d gathered that when you made her your phone background, mate. I’m still offended about being replaced, by the way.”
“What am I supposed to about it?” he says, lifting his head up.
Sirius pretends to think about it. “Well, James, when two people like each other very much–”
He doesn’t dodge the second kick.
Because Sirius is having far too much fun at his expense, James turns to the other boys for advice in the morning. “She’s living in China,” groans James, head in his hands.
“We’re in China,” says Peter, blinking.
His fingers pull at his already messy hair. “Only for a few days.”
Remus pats him on the back and he can’t help but feel condescended upon. “It’s a technological age, mate. I’m sure you could figure it out if you needed to.”
Sighing, James murmurs, “She might not even like me back.”
Peter snorts. “Didn’t I see her spank you yesterday?”
Rather seriously, James tells him, “That doesn’t mean much. I have a very nice arse.”
x.
Lily has a nice arse too, if the shorts she’s wearing when she meets them is any indication. They plan on visiting a mountain today, and he hopes that she’ll end up walking behind him so he won’t end up ogling her behind. When he says this, Sirius reminds him that the alternative is her getting a look at his behind, and he’s not sure how he feels about that.
In spite of the butterflies that keep plaguing him every time Lily smiles or laughs at him, he can’t help but appreciate the view as they reach the top of a cliff.
“Thank you,” James tells her quietly, staring out at the landscape.
Lily doesn’t ask him why. “It’s funny. I thought you’d be stranger to me,” she says, leaning up against the railing.
He turns to stare at her. “I don’t know which part of that I should more offended about,” James says, but he’s grinning.
She nudges him in the shoulder and stays there, standing close beside him. “Not everyone’s the same over the internet. Meeting you could’ve been very awkward.”
“I for one, am very uncomfortable,” he says, ruffling her hair.
“So are we,” pipes up Emmeline, as the others join them on them at the peak. “Other people would like to see the view too, Lily.”
Lily sticks her tongue out. “Bugger off and get your own cliff. This is ours. Right, James?”
He nods, and Sirius makes a loud tsk. “Just like the British to come into a foreign nation and claim the land.”
James looks at his own brown hands and then blinks. “We’re all British, Sirius.”
“Sounds just like what the Queen would say.”
Before they leave the mountain’s peak, Emmeline asks them to take a picture together for the article. They decide on the Titanic pose, so James ends up with his arms stuck out while Lily wraps her arms around his rib cage.
It is then Lily takes the opportunity to tell him, “You know, I’ve seen your penis.”
James chokes.
x.
That evening, they decided to go to a karaoke bar. The lighting in the bar is too dim for the same amount of journalists that have been following them around to be interested in their photographs. It’s a welcome reprieve, and it takes James about five drinks before he forgets to be nervous around Lily. He leans his head on her shoulder as they watch sit and Sirius and Remus belt out a song in completely incorrect Mandarin. “A toast,” he says, raising his cup. “To alcohol.”
“Can you toast something with itself?” asks Lily.
“Sure you can,” says James. He wags a finger at her. “But the first rule of toasting is not to interrupt. I’m thanking alcohol for bringing us together.”
She leans her head on top of his. “Technically Remus brought us together. He chose the bar.”
“Not here together. The universe, together,” James replies, gesturing around them. If I hadn’t gone and gotten plastered, I wouldn’t have lost my phone and got yours.”
“So, really, we’re toasting stupidity,” says Lily, her own cup raised.
“Not stupidity,” he insists. Her other hand is on his knee, and he covers it with his own as they knock their cups into one another. “S’ kismet.”
Lily hums, taking a drink. “I s’pose I can grow to tolerate destiny bringing you around,” she murmurs.
“Liar.” James is confident. “I’m irreplaceable in your life now.”
She pokes him in the cheek. “What makes you say that?”
“We know each other.”
She laughs, throwing her head back and jostling him. “That’s all it takes, is it?” she asks, looking at him fondly. The light of the bar is purple, but he thinks his heart is whatever colour her eyes are right then.
“Yeah,” says James quietly. “That’s all it takes.”
x.
James doesn’t drink enough to forget how Lily looked at him in the bar, but he also doesn’t drink enough to forget that he’s leaving the continent in the few days, so in spite of his friends’ curious glances, he tries not to remark on their behaviour the night before.
Lily decides to take him to the grove of oranges that started this whole escapade. It turns out, it wasn’t some place out in the open but a giant indoor greenhouse. It’s possible the others have noticed their pull towards each other, because this time, they’re given their space.
“Remember,” says Emmeline as James and Lily part ways with the rest of the group. “This is a public greenhouse.”
“There are children inside,” adds Sirius.
Lily extends a hand out to James. Without needing to say anything, he hands her a tomato from nearest plant. It’s a shame Sirius is so quick to dodge.
Still, when her hand is free, she does grab a hold of his. She tugs him along by the hand until they reach a tree in the centre of the grove. “I think I took the pictures right about here.”
He looks affectionately at the tree. “This is an historic landmark. The tree that began our friendship. I feel like we should memorialize this spot.”
Lily grins. “How about we just take a selfie?”
James pulls out his phone. It’s hard for him to get her in shot without aiming directly above and missing the tree entirely, so he leans down a bit while she stands on her tiptoes, using his shoulder to prop her chin up. They press their cheeks together as they smile widely. It feels like they’re pushing some boundary after their strange sense of intimacy last night.
As they step apart, James can’t help but admit, “It’s been weird being so close to you.”
Lily raises an eyebrow at him. “Thanks.”
He pokes her in the shoulder. “You know what I mean. I’ve only ever seen you through a screen before two days ago. I was half-convinced you were somehow made up. Sirius thought you were luring me here for some kind of virgin sacrifice.”
“Only if you play your cards right.”
“No flirting,” he admonishes, though the warmth in his cheeks belies this. “I’m only here for a few more days and we don’t have time to make good on it.”
“Sorry,” says Lily, edging closer to him.
He can’t help but mirror her. “Are you?”
“Not even a little bit.”
James can’t say he is either, as he leans down to kiss her. Every bright feeling he got when he received a message from her is in his head and his heart all at once. He’s vaguely aware of his phone dropping out of his hand as he moves to cup her cheeks.
A flash goes off, and they jump apart. When they turn, they see that Sirius has picked up James’s phone and caught them at it on camera.
He convinces them to let him tweet it, and he does so, with the caption ‘I blame the internet.’
x.
It’s hard not to spend the better part of the next few days kissing her, and James does so whenever they can sneak a moment alone. Part of him is telling him he should savour this time with her to have the kinds of conversations they can’t have over the phone, but that part of him is quickly silenced when her hands slide under his shirt on his hotel bed.
“We should talk,” says Lily, straddling him.
James forgets every word he knows. “Um.”
“About this,” she prompts, leaning down to kiss him. “You were sort of right about us lacking time.”
“Give me half an hour,” says James, his hands on her hips. She swats at his chest. She raises an eyebrow at him, but he blames her entirely for any idiocy that comes out while she’s on top of him.
“James.”
He sits up so he can look at her properly. And, because he can, he moves his hands up and down her sides. “Two months until you’re back,” he says, determined. “That’s all.”
She runs a hand through his hair. “That’s the rest of your summer gone. We might not feel so hot and bothered in England.”
“Good,” he says, laughing. “I’d rather not do what we did in the toilets yesterday somewhere where my mother might run into us. She’s got enough to embarrass me with as is.”
“I’m offering you an out,” she tries again, her hand moving to his cheek. “This doesn’t have to be anything more than it is.”
He kisses her quickly, because he wants to. “Shame,” says James. “Because it’s already quite a bit.”
“Yeah?”
James nods. “Sorry, Evans. You’re stuck with me unless you ask me to go.”
She straightens his glasses, giving him a dubious look. “You don’t seem like the patient type, Potter. I doubt you’ve had to wait for much.”
“I play football, don’t I?” he counters, pulling her closer. “You know what that teaches you? Endurance. I can endure it, Evans.”
“Alright then,” says Lily, finally smiling. She moves her mouth back to his. “Let’s test your stamina.”
x.
As Lily walks beside him at the airport, the crowd that forms is even larger than before. But at moment, all he is thinking about is another airport, two months from now, when Lily will be back in England and he will be able to do more than just send poop emojis at her to show her how he feels.
He takes her hand in his, and doesn’t need to feign a grin as a flash goes off.
“Are you just holding my hand for the internet fame?” Lily asks teasingly, tangling their fingers together.
“Oh, absolutely.”
Behind them, the boys start to prod them along, knowing that they are trying their best to prolong this walk. When they reach the gate, Sirius, Peter and Remus give Lily their farewells, leaving James alone to say goodbye.
“Did you have a good time?” Lily asks, her hands at the collar of his coat.
“Terrible,” he says, before kissing her.
She grins, pulling back. “Liar.” Reluctantly, she releases him. “You’ll let me know when you get back?”
James nods. “And you do the same,” he says, squeezing her hand. An announcement is made, and he knows it’s time to go. Sighing, he begins to walk away.
“Potter!”
“Yeah?” he calls back, glancing over his shoulder.
Lily is holding his former cell phone between her fingers. “Call me.”
#james potter#lily evans#jily#jily*#marauders#i did minimal research here so let's just say they're in beijing#bc it looks like you can get there in a single flight from the uk#mine#anonymous#asks for ts#i'm sure there are 10000 typos i'm not seeing right now but enjoy
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6 Years With B.A.P!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rewatching all B.A.P MVs from Going Crazy to Hands Up to celebrate 6 Years and I. am. DYING!
I didn’t get into Kpop until March 2012, after seeing MyChonnys reaction video to BB Fantastic Baby and I was like ‘Okay, that was good, I’mma check out more of this’. And then I fell into this pit we call a fandom?!?!?!More like HELL ON MY HEART! A few weeks of just jamming to BB I found Warrior sitting in the suggestions and then BAM! MY ASS WAS OWNED!!~!~! Being a stupid, naive 15 year old at the time, I was just all up on that shit! I NEEDED TO KNOW WHO THEY WERE~ AND HOW I COULD DOWNLOAD THE SONG THEY HAD SO I COULD LISTEN TO IT AT SCHOOL TO DROWN OUT THE TEACHERS! I wasn’t really a hardcore stan like I had been for BB, at that time I was a bitch for BB but B.A.P was crawling up my legs to steal my heart!
At the start of my fangirling, I fully believed Zelo was my bais, he was cute, a rapper, only a year older then me and just really fucking adorable!?!?!?! But then I saw the Crash MV and I was done for! Yongguk spoke at the start of that video and my poor teenager heart was like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU HAVE MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!No reason at all but I just knew?that?he?owned?the?title?as?bias?!?!??!?!?!!!!!!! (Also, that fucking blue and green hairdo Zelo had in the Crash MV WAS GODDAMN AWFUL! HOW DID ANYONE FORGET THAT? THAT WAS HIS WORST HAIR ERA! NEXT TO GRANNY PERM HURRICANE HAIR! OMG!)
THEN CAME STOP IT! AND I WAS SUNK IN SO FAR! I still wasn’t hardcore stanning yet, but I was nearing, I waited for comebacks and knew their names and could tell the members apart by voices, but I only really listened to title tracks for now. Rain Sound was what claimed my ass COMPLETELY! I WAS OWNED! THEY HAD ME BY MY NERVES AND ARTERIES! I listened to all their songs and watched any interviews translated I could get my grubby hands on! I needed to know these boys because I just LOVED THEM SO MUCH! They were talented, beautiful, amazing, dedicated, just brilliant, being their fan made everything that was shitty in my life then, just fad into the background with simply putting headphones in, I was attached emotionally.
Coffee Shop and Hurricane was what made Daehyun take second place on my bias list, his voice was goddamn f*cking!AMAZING! BADMAN HAD ME BY MY F*CKING ANKLES! THAT WAS MY JAM FOR WEEKS! THEN 1004! I WAS SINKING IN A HOLE I COULDN’T LEAVE!
In 2014 they came to AUSTRALIA! I WAS SO F*CKING EXICITED! At first, I couldn’t go, my friend, who is a very soft kpop fan, like only really listens to it when we hang out, managed to convince her mother to take us! Now, I live in QLD, which meant the closest and cheapest option was Sydney, so we went and it. was. amAZING! It would’ve been better if I wasn’t such a short ass and hadn’t gone off by mainly ear, we got standing behind VIP standing and this bloke was infront of us who for some reason! WAS LIKE 6′10! I’M ONLY 5′2! HE WAS BLOCKING MY VIEW AND HIM GOING ON HIS TIPTOES AND JUMPING UP AND DOWN DIDN’T HELP! I enjoyed my first concert ever, despite not having actually seen much of it, it was a memory and I was grateful, I learnt the Check On dance, there was moment where one of the members gave a girl in the crowd a coffee during the Coffee Shop stage???? If I remember correctly? I unfortunately couldn’t get any fancams, because at the time I was broke as fuck and had a shitty phone brought from Woolworths and I don’t think my friend has any of the ones she managed to get either anymore, the only thing I really regret is no fan cams.
But then came the Lawsuit and I was devastated, a couple months beforehand articles were being posted about this boygroup rumouring to be filing a lawsuit together, thought nothing of it until it read ‘Debuted in 2012 and had recent world tour and first concert held in Australia for them’ and I just felt so…….. hurt? That be the best way to describe it? My heart just burnt and I was struck with this overwhelming pain, I didn’t understand, it couldn’t be them, I didn’t understand, maybe just teenager naivety or denial but I didn’t believe it until I woke up one day and the first thing on my FB timeline ‘B.A.P files lawsuit against TS as six’ and I kinda just broke in tears. I felt slightly pathetic crying over a group of men I didn’t even know.
I have to admit, I had the selfish thoughts of ‘They can’t disband’ ‘They can’t, they’re the only good thing I have in life right now,’ but I’m not a generally selfish person, so that passed quick, I was worried, incredibly worried! I didn’t know these men personally but hearing the circumstances of the lawsuit fueled me with rage, they were being denied basic human rights! From seeing family, treatment for illness, disrespect as artist, payment neglect! Then I heard of fans leaving the fandom for petty reasons and I knew that I couldn’t leave their side, I did, guiltily, distance myself as Baby, if they were to disband for their own personal reasons and this doesn’t go well, I wouldn’t be as hurt by the decision, I checked any news when I could, listened to their songs to feed my desire to see them again, I checked Instagram and Twitter, every time I heard about one of the members being seen somewhere, Daehyuns random appearances, I was happy, they looked sad but also happy, but I was still worried, what did this mean for them?
When it was over, I just hoped that they were given what they deserved and wanted, respect and to not be looked down at, to be treated like a human beings, to be given the money they work fucking hard for! And to not be taken advantage of, because all they wanted to do was to sing, rap and dance, to follow a simple dream but some money hungry, shitty cooperation took advantage of that.
But because I had distance myself during the lawsuit, although still a Baby, I wasn’t on the level before it, while every other Baby was hyping up their comeback for Young, Wild and Free, I was skeptic, was this what they wanted? Are they okay? I don’t care for a comeback! I just want to know if they’re happy and healthy! Why TS? Surely any other label could sign them?
The teasers dropped and I was in love again, it was them, they looked healthy, they looked happy, they looked like them, the six goofy, talented, amazing, individual men that I loved. It had been over a year since they’re last comeback, Zelo had gotten taller, he looked more mature and more adult, Youngjae’s face had lost any trace of his chubbyness from Debut,, Daehyunn looked alot better, Himchan was defiantly happier, Jongup was now a man too out of nowhere? Yongguk seemed better.
I Feel So Good and That’s My Jam had me forgetting the lawsuit, they were happy, doing what they wanted and releasing music they wanted to. Happy. I just wanted them happy. Skydive came around and I was SHOOK! SO FUCKING GOOD! But that was a slop when Yongguk had to take a break for Anxiety issues and I was mad at TS, was this their fault? Were they neglecting him again? Why wasn’t his Anxiety issues addressed sooner! Why let him get to that point!? Mad, was an understatement, I know how horrible and nightmarish Anxiety is, so I was happy he was getting treated, I was furious that the company he practically has signed years of his life to, neglect him to the point where he had to put his dreams on hold?! He shouldn’t of had to put a ‘hiatus’ on his career when his company shouldn’t of let him get so bad, it wasn’t Yongguks fault and I could blame the company all I wanted, but I just wanted him happy, healthy and doing what he wants with his life without these barriers.
Wake Me Up came and you could say that my ass was owned, yet again. Words can’t really explain how I felt when watching the MV, besides Pride, I was proud, they looked so good, the song sounded just like them and I was glad for having them back. Honeymoon and Hands Up, two comebacks in a short time frame? Ah yes! I did feel a little worried that maybe T$ was going to try and churn out comebacks like they did originally, but I felt reassured, the boys looked happy and healthy, if T$ was going to do that, I doubt the members would leave it unheard of, Himchan would probably dragged them over social media and Daehyun would probably discreetly shit on them anyway he could. Honeymoon was a refreshing concept, I loved it! Hands Up! Felt like I was watching them for the first time all over again!
This was B.A.P, this was Bang Yongguk, Kim Himchan, Jung Daehyun, Yoo Youngjae, Moon Jongup and this was Choi Junhong, this was my boys, OUR boys, 6 men that for years had been my greatest escape from my life, I could put headphones on and blare out the world outside, watch silly videos and feel better about my circumstances, they made me smile, they made me happy, they made me want to live, even if it was just to see their new Instagram post tomorrow and here they are, happy, healthy, doing what they wanted, being loved, being amazing, being Best. Absolute. Perfection.
So to B.A.P, to our brilliant leader, Bang Yongguk, with your deep ass, chocolaty smooth voice, our shy man, the father of the group, who is always thinking of others before yourself, that protected and loved your members through what was probably the hardest years in your lives, never let anyone try to make you do any less then what you want, what you wish, what you believe in and what you deserve, because baby, you deserve the fucking world, keep smiling that beautiful gummy smile that makes our hearts shine. Because like you said I will hold your two hands and hold you so you don’t fall.
To Kim Himchan, our glorious Visual King, mother of the group, with your trucker, smooth, honey vocals, you serve as glue in the group in a way, always tenderly loving of the members, as Yongguks best friend, supporting, shitting on T$ because you won’t put up with shit, always love yourself just like you are, wearing your name on everything! Never doubt yourself, you are beautiful, you are amazing and we love you so god damn much, forever smile that smile, forever be our dancing machine and forever be the amazing man you are.
To Jung Daehyun, our extra loud Lead Vocal, I know we tease you for how loud you can be, but I’d be damned if you were any different then what you are, you bring energy, happiness, cheers and brightness to the group, I can always look forward to a new interview or Vlive with you in it, knowing that I’ll probably have to turn down my volume a few times but I will forever adore listening to you scream over nonsense. I hope that one day you can find someone that you love, more then you love us, because you deserve to be in love and love, to be loved, you are our soul, our love and a blessing.
To Yoo Youngjae, our brilliant vocal, our little squishy marshmallow, who bring sunshine with a colourful rainbow to the group, always supportive of your brothers, loving your fans, always be the way you want, never question that you are talented, that you’re loved, laugh that beautiful laugh, prank your brothers, be as loud as you can with Daehyun and tease your Maknae, and do what you want with your future, sing with that beautiful voice and adore your Babyz with that huge heart of yours, you are beautiful, you are talented, you are amazing, you are our love.
To Moon Jongup, our beautiful, rude, main dancer, with your beautiful voice and smooth dancing, forever amazing us with your continuous growing talent and passion, with your ability to put up with your brothers antics, your growth as an artist and as a person, as you slowly exist your shell and become more open, always smile like you do, always be happy, never settle for anything less then what you deserve, never expect anything less then what you want and always remember that we will forever watch and love you.
To Choi Junghong, our maknae, our brilliant dancer, our amazing rapper, you may be young, but you have suffered a lot just to achieve your dreams, with your continuous growing self in everyway, we are always amazed to see you happy, another genius piece that you release is another step to being the artist you want to be, there are evil people in the world, but don’t worry, we will protect and love you in any way we can, always smile, always cheer on your brothers, always love your fans and forever be the beautiful, amazing man you are growing up to be.
With you, my baby. Forever with you.
If we could, us Babyz would steal every ounce of happiness in the world just to see you boys be happy, to see those smiles, to hear that laughter, another song released, another album charting, another hit, another post on social media, is a step to us just loving you even more then we already do. I will never let your hand go, no one can ever deny me the innocent, pure love I have for you six men, you have made me feel something, even if I never meet you, even if you don’t know I exist, I love you, because you’re talented, amazing, beautiful and deserve to be given the world.
Bang Yongguk - ❝Life is like a piano. The white keys represent happiness and the black keys represent sadness, but as you go through life, remember that the black keys make music too.❞
Kim Himchan - ❝Role model? I don’t have one. I want to be one.❞
Jung Daehyun - ❝We are still here, because we experienced both good and bad as 6.❞
Yoo Youngjae - ❝Now, B.A.P is more like a family rather than just members or friends, so as time goes by, we are going to be more banded.❞
Moon Jongup - ❝I want to be a moon, bring the light to the people who are in the dark.❞
Choi Junghong - ❝I want to work hard without forgetting our original intention and our modesty, for us to become artists that will grow.❞
Congratulations, to six years as six, B.A.P.
#b.a.p#6 years with b.a.p#forever my loves#forever with you#this took me two days to write#i kinda got emotional writing it#my favourite gifs also#any gif with a smile is my favourite gif#here's to more years#daehyun#jung daehyun#kim himchan#himchan#bang yongguk#yongguk#choi junhong#zelo#yoo youngjae#youngjae#moon jongup#jongup
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[Image ID: screenshots of a Twitter thread composed of replies.
The original poster, lady of sophistication posted:
Props to anyone who tries to be fashionable in ireland i wore a red beret once in waterford and someone called me super mario
Patrick Bogan replied:
Early 90s Omagh, bloke comes into the bar wearing a puffa jacket, 120 notes it cost, everyone is mocking him, barman says 'not sure why you're mocking him I've one of those at home…' lad getting mocked "See?" Barman continues 'aye its round the immersion heater' uproar
Gerry Barry replied:
There's a lad is Cork who is called "Chili", because his father's name is Con Kearney.
Loic Wright replied:
wore a suit with a matching tie and pocket square to my first day of work at an advertising company (I thought was going to be in Mad Men I guess) and the staff sent around and signed a communion card for me with a fiver in it.
Matthew replied:
once wore a silver jacket to college, turned up late for class, said 'sorry I'm late', lecturer said, 'that's ok' then waited til I was halfway across the front of the full class before following up with 'trouble with the spaceship again was it?'.
someone replied:
I was wearing my super-fashionable short trench coat. My friend took one look at me wearing the jacket and said, "Where are we off to now, Columbo?"
Chasing Breaking_Graham Macken replied:
A friend wore a Superman tshirt walking down a street in Navan when a car slowed down and shouted "some Superman you are and you walkin"!!
Jennifer Forde replied:
My sister was in France sporting a new trench coat, thought was so stylish, but went into an Irish bar and got called Inspector Gadget by the first guy that saw her
Eóin Ó Coileáin replied:
I wore a white, wool turtle-neck jumper to the match once and a fella in the pub said 'Where have you parked the U-boat?'.
Eoin O Neill replied:
Was wearing a vintage nike jacket in a very long que for drinks at a boxing match when a Belfast lad goes "fuck me this is taking forever, your man has been here since the 80's"
joe stodge replied:
a brick layer I used to work with walked by a sales rep wearing pointy shoes and he asked him "what the fuck are those for, kicking the eyes out of spiders?"
Tweets not in the thread:
Ciara McShane tweeted:
One day was wearing a dress and knee boots, in Armagh, and someone shouted across the street to me "someone thinks they're in hollyoaks"
Philip Nolan tweeted:
One my colleagues had an ankle-length dark green serge greatcoat, and when he burst through the office doors one day, another looked up and said: "What news of Stalingrad?"
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[Second image ID: GIF of Willem Dafoe with his hands on his hips saying, "Kinda makes me feel like river dancing." /End ID.]
Respectfully, Ireland is the best country on the planet
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