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kristarfweefweexd · 2 years ago

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Thanks for the tag @madsteacup 😭 I'm always happy to be thought of

I'm on mobile so here goes a shit job of the format

Wallpaper: field of flowers with a cloudy sunset. Lockscreen is flowers behind wet glass.

Last song: beep beep by little mix

Currently reading: lots of stranger things fanfic. If you want a book it's the half untouched heartstopper novellas I started like 6 months ago 😭

Last movie: scream VI

Craving: chocolate cake or brownie and cuddles

Wearing: black leggings, fuzzy pink socks, pink and blue acid wash shirt with an alien on the tiddy and humans are the worst on the back

How tall: 5'5"

Piercings: my ears that I haven't worn in years

Tattoos: 4 mainly space or floral themed

Glasses or contacts: no but I probably should get my eyes checked. They be fucky

Last drink: water. It's always water lol

Last show: new ep of yellowjackets season 2

Last ate: cheesy potatoes and some cinnamon teddy grahams

Fave color: teal or like aqua

Current obsession: trans steddie (steve/eddie from stranger things) or steddie in general or like stilldie/mungroveson whatever yall calling that shit lmfao

Unrelated obsession: hannibal. It owns my ass to this day

Pets: none since my senior ones died in high school. I play with my partners 3 pussies tho 😏

Crush: my boyfriend 🏳️‍⚧️

Fave fictional character: steve Harrington, or will graham, or hannibal, maybe eddie munson

Last traveled: well I just spent my birthday in seattle/forks/portland

Tag: man I'm too lazy rn. If yall see this please do it 😘

Get to know me

Thank you, @elvislefilm for tagging me <3

Share your wallpaper: a piece of fanart drawn from one of my hannigram fics. It’s genuinely one of the things I’ll never get over.

The last song you listened to: Basket case by green day

Currently reading: rereading Christine by Stephen King

Last movie: Peppermint (I’m possibly a bit obsessed with it)

Craving: warm weather. I’m a groundskeeper and I’ve been stuck inside for months. I NEED to get outside to work with plants again.

What are you wearing right now: coveralls and steel toed shoes. I’m at work, stuck doing repairs inside.

How tall are you: 5’10” (177.8 cm I think)

Piercings: just one in each ear

Tattoos: none. I don’t like needles and couldn’t commit to something like a tattoo if my life depended on it.

Glasses? Contacts?: I wear contacts most of the time, but when they get tiring I’ll wear my glasses.

Last drink: water all the time. I drink so much water, especially at work.

Last show: untold stories of the ER

Last thing you ate: protein scramble with andouille sausage. The breakfast of champions.

Favorite color: green. Dark greens mostly, but I think they’re all nice.

Current obsession: it’s been Hannibal for the past… five or six years. At this point it’s more like a personality trait than anything else.

Unrelated obsession: Phantom of the Opera, surprise surprise. It’s mellowed out since I got into Hannibal, but I can still out trivia most people I meet irl when phantom comes up.

Any pets: one cat, one dog, and around… twenty houseplants.

Do you have a crush on anyone?: not really. I’m extremely Ace, and as introverted as they come, so I don’t have anyone I’m really interested in at the moment.

Favorite fictional character: Will Graham. Always and forever.

The last place you traveled: I don’t travel that much, honestly. I was out of the state over the weekend to visit my parents, but the last time I went on a real trip was going to Montana last summer.

I’m terrible at picking people to tag, but I’m sure @bozda-dom would love to do this for me~

#tag game #personal

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carcinized · 4 years ago

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Asleep

Ship(s): Romantic Analogical

Words: 499

Warning(s): Being tired?

AU(s): Human

Notes: Requested by @/Creepypasta_fander on Wattpad, based off this post. This is complete gay panicky fluff and was very soothing to write asksjsjks <3

Summary: Logan falls asleep on the bus ride home and Virgil wakes him up so he doesn’t miss his stop (that Virgil has conveniently memorized).

EDIT: Whoops it’s not the Barnes & Noble in Portland I meant. There’s a different bookstore that’s HUGE. Cut me some slack, I’ve been dissociated lately lol. (No one called me out, I just realized while in the shower and had to correct myself.)

The drops of water on the windows of the bus were always gorgeous. Logan loved watching as the water and glass obscured the streetlights and headlights on cars, creating a mosaic of color he doubted even an artist as great as Van Gogh could have painted. He watched them every day during the rainy Portland winters on his way home from his job at the Portland Barnes & Noble.

Today, though, had been a hard day. Tourists had showed up—it was the holidays, after all—and they didn't know the store, didn't know the books they wanted, and constantly lost their children in the huge store. And Logan was tired.

His stop was later in the route, he could just set an alarm and sleep for a bit, right? The raindrops on the window were so calming, after all...

Logan sighed and gave in, checking the time and calculating he had about half an hour. He set the alarm at 25 minutes, just in case, and pulled his glasses off. He folded them up, tucked them into his bag, and closed his eyes to lean up against the window.

•

"Hey."

Logan's eyes flew open. A soft voice was whispering to him and a gentle hand was tapping his shoulder. Logan whirled around to find himself nose-to-nose with another man, who he couldn't quite see clearly without his glasses.

"Sorry to wake you, but I think this is your stop. I hope you slept well." The man's words came out quickly, almost too quickly for Logan's sluggish, sleep-filled brain to understand.

But understand he did, and he smiled in thanks. "Thank you." Then he pulled his glasses out of his bag, resting them over his nose. The world turned clear and he got a better look at the rather gorgeous man before him.

The man was decked out in purple. Purple hair, purple jacket, purple earrings, purple headphones. You name it, it was purple. And he pulled the dark look off with ease. His eyes were a dark chocolate brown, his hair was dark to match, and he had a careful smile that Logan doubted he wore often, judging by the fact that he didn't have any creases or smile lines.

Then his lips were moving, his expression changing to one of concern. Logan barely heard the mumbled words as the man prompted quietly, "Um... The driver's going to think no one's getting off here if you don't get off soon..."

Logan blinked, feeling his face heat up and cursing his stupid feelings. "Yes, my—my apologies. Thank you for waking me up. I suppose my alarm must have glitched..."

"Yeah, I guess." The man's smile was back and Logan felt figurative butterflies flutter in his stomach.

Logan forced a smile back—though it wasn't hard to smile in this man's presence—and gave a shy wave as he grabbed his bag and stood up to get off the bus.

He couldn't wipe the supposedly-forced smile off his face for the rest of the day.

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#analogical #sanders sides #thomas sanders #tss #ts virgil #anxiety sanders #virgil sanders #ts logan #logic sanders #logan sanders #also dude i miss portland #their barnes & noble is literal heaven #LITERAL. HEAVEN.#/hj #anyways i miss cities in general lol #portland do be one of my faves tho #ok bye now lol

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jxmieclayton · 5 years ago

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hahaha I won’t do an in depth review bc I’m #lazy (if someone else wants to do one tho pls link me!)

Honestly I think it happened in the whole light 2015/early 2016 span of pre@th getting together & am deciding to leave Portland for Orlando bc like yeah, she went to her husband but also she left th & the two of them had been together for uh what 3 seasons?? So :/

You right tho they’re fuckn DEAD & we didn’t even mourn em bc we were so hype abt the pre@th content

Actually tho idk if you were in the fandom 4 yrs ago when it happened but it was p sad ta/ex fans did mourn & writers ran WILD w the notion that an left for her husband so th who was secretly in love had to finally give up it was gr8 fuel for ppl lol

Also tbh there was a while there where uhhh it didn’t rly seem like they were friends one of my fave examples is (I don’t have a link for it rn rip) in nwsl in ptfc v orl game where am takes a hit & th just starts laughing at her instead of checking to see if she’s okay (like ko does even when they’re on diff teams 🤔🤔)

(also funniest part of this ask is you are one of TWO ta/ex asks i got today lmao)

#asks #anonymous

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rosewaterboard · 6 years ago

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Tagged by @superiorthirst

Rules: Tag 10 followers you want to get to know better.

Star Sign: Virgo

Gender: Gorl

Height: 5'9 (175 cm)

Sexuality: Lesbian

What picture's your wallpaper?: Three of Swords Tarot card

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?: Well, hopefully just happy. :/ Hopefully I won't be in Florida anymore, maybe I'll have started HRT, and hopefully I'll have a better idea of what I'm trying to do with my life. There's a handful of ways the next few years of my life could impact where I'm at in 10 years, so who knows. I should have a good kitchen tho.

If you could be anywhere else, where would you be?: I really wanna be in the Pacific Northwest, either in Washington or Portland. Bonus points for being somewhere with a good food scene like Seattle

Coolest Halloween Costume: I wasn't allowed to celebrate growing up because I had evangelical cult parents, but I did this for work last halloween, so that was fun?

Fave 90s show: Uhh. Well I have good memories associated with Full House funnily enough lmao. My whole family used to sit on the couch and watch together before stuff got bad. And then of course theres too many cartoons for me to be able to think of a fave tbh.

Last kiss: gf @cxrpseycxla

Have you ever been stood up?: God yeah lmfao, I was getting flaked on like. Every single week for a couple months for a while lmfao.. and it was the same person like 3/5 of the times it happened lmao

Have you ever been to Vegas?: I've never even been to Nevada tbh. Vegas is in Nevada right?

Fave shoes: uhh, I honestly wear my black work shoes everywhere :/ I have some cute platform Demonia's I wore to prom tho. Also am looking to buy my first pair of Doc Martin's soon.

Fave fruit: Loquats!!! Nobody knows what I'm talking about literally any time I've mentioned these, but they're so fucking good. They don't sell them in stores ever?? I've literally only ever seen them on trees. One time I saw a tree hanging out over a person's fence and I climbed high enough to pull down a branch with fruit on it. And it was like. By a busy street, so like tons of cars could definitely just see this 16 year old kid on the side of the road jumping and hanging on to branches n shit lmao...

Stupidest thing I've ever done: uhhhh I have no idea tbh.. I do stupid shit constantly, but like. It's to be funny mostly and I usually embrace it, but aside from that, uhhh at my graduation, my graduation cap fell off my head when I went to grab my diploma, and the whole auditorium of like hundreds of parents and students all saw lmfao. And then later when we tossed the caps into the air, I just. YEETED it, like everybody else was able to grab their caps after they threw them, but mine was all the way on the other side of the room lmao....

Fave book: I used to be that kid who was reading like... The Hobbit in 6th grade, but depression and ad/HD wrecked me really bad with reading for fun.. :'/ I wanna say the last book I got pretty into were the Harry Potter books even though that's pretty cheesy and JK Rowling is super annoying. Especially lately.

Fave gif: This one of me effortlessly dodging a hotdog my coworker threw at me that one time tbh.

If anybody feels like doing this, go for it, just tag me in it so I can see lmao

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themeltedheadaches · 7 years ago

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ALL THE ASKS DO IT unless ur too busy #collegelife love u ❤❤❤❤

LOVE U BOO never too busy for u (also using this to procrastinate on my french composition so)

1: when you have cereal, do you have more milk than cereal or more cereal than milk?

i eat my cereal………………….dry…………..

2: do you like the feeling of cold air on your cheeks on a wintery day?

YES that’s literally my life now. i love it but also my nose was running today all the way to get coffee in downtown. i was in THREE LAYERS it is not even DECEMBER

3: what random objects do you use to bookmark your books?

answered! :)

4: how do you take your coffee/tea?

if i’m going to be a bitch and just get plain coffee, i’m gonna get it black bc otherwise i’ll just have a white mocha or a cappuccino or something (the ppl at the campus coffeeshop know who i am. they know my order. “one sin-ful latte coming up!” thank u for fueling my Addition.) i take my tea with milk and sugar if it’s black tea ((earl gray)) or with honey if it’s green tea. if it’s white tea i’ll sometimes have it with sugar, and if it’s something like peppermint or lavender or chamomile i’ll just have it plain. IM A PICKY BITCH

5: are you self-conscious of your smile?

i used to be! but now i like it.

6: do you keep plants?

YES pls pray for them

7: do you name your plants?

answered! :)

8: what artistic medium do you use to express your feelings?

poetry! i like to watercolor too, actually, though i left them at home :(

9: do you like singing/humming to yourself?

YES i miss my car bc that’s when i would have Prime Time to sing and hum to myself or along to whatever song i live for at the moment. (i’m into a musical rn and i can’t yell the lyrics out i’m so ANnoyed Always)

10: do you sleep on your back, side, or stomach?

answered!

11: what’s an inner joke you have with your friends?

i have fucking countless at home……. at college there are quite a few too! as in: “hypothetically, vodka?,” “fuckinG,,,WHAT,” “[blow twice] [slurp sound] [tongue click] noice.,” “SHPEAKERSH OHN!,” “over there! like, over there? over there. over there?,” “just going to go kick some nutria,” and of course, the classic, “same, but jewish.”

12: what’s your favorite planet?

URANUS actually tho it’s uranus. i had to do my planet project on it in the 4th grade and i gave my brother AND mother silent treatment for two days bc they laughed at its name. i’m very protective

13: what’s something that made you smile today?

i saw my favorite puppy on campus again today!! he’s grown so much!! also my poetry professor’s wife had a successful surgery! #GoMeredith

14: if you were to live with your best friend in an old flat in a big city, what would it look like?

SO MESSY………………….listen. @michelle i’ve seen ur room, and i would just accept that that is how we live now and it’s fine. it would also be aesthetic as fuck tho tbh. full of yarn and animal fur. and books. and junk food #RIFP

15: go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is!

if saturn’s rings were a meter long, they would be 10000 times thinner than a razorblade! what the fuckkkkkkkkkkk

16: what’s your favorite pasta dish?

UHHHHH fucking;;;;;;;;what how am i supposed to #represent my italian fmaily with this DISGUSTING question,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, jk i fuckig love risotto, just ur basic bitch peas and cheese risotto and i’ll cry. also?? gnocchi!! holy shiiiiiiiit.

17: what color do you really want to dye your hair?

my hair has such good color i’d actually rather shave it all off than dye it :/

18: tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between you and your friends and is always brought up.

HHHHHHHH yesterday. LITERALLY yesterday. there was a french club meeting that served cheese and bread! so i took my Good Friend WIliam (who is not in french, unlike me), and we walk into the room, and i say “helLO!” bc that’s good manners, when you’re going to just get food and leave, and it’s dead silent. i get food and leave. william has told everyone in our entire hall twice.

19: do you keep a journal? what do you write/draw/ in it?

answered!

20: what’s your favorite eye color?

i’m so biased……….but……..brown………..

21: talk about your favorite bag, the one that’s been to hell and back with you and that you love to pieces.

my brown leather one! it’s actually super fake leather and i got it from target!! but it’s cute and small and somehow fits everything i need to put in it, including 3 beers and my wallet and 2 phones last weekend. i’ve had for 4 years now

22: are you a morning person?

yes! i like waking up early actually

23: what’s your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations?

go on youtube and waste time, or walk around campus/downtown with friends, or shop!

24: is there someone out there you would trust with every single one of your secrets?

yes

25: what’s the weirdest place you’ve ever broken into?

my cousin’s RV

26: what are the shoes you’ve had for forever and wear with every single outfit?

my brown leather boots! wow there’s a trend here lmao. actually i’ve had two pairs of these bc my first was falling apart?? i used them first in a cosplay……in the 7th grade………..(i was matt from death note and to this day i’m STILL not fucking ashamed, i had the wig and goggles and everything.) i love them and wear them all the time, they’re so comfy and warm and stylish and i feel like a hacker badass everytime i wear them. still to this day.

27: what’s your favorite bubblegum flavor?

bubblegum gives me hives i do Not enjoy it :(

28: sunrise or sunset?

sunset!

29: what’s something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing?

one of my friends down the hall will call things/ppl “cute as pie” completely genuinely!! i love her!!

30: think of it: have you ever been truly scared?

oh yeah

31: what is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really, just talk about socks.

i fucking love them thanks end of story. wearing them makes me feel cozy and put together and also atm my dorm floor is Disgusting. i sleep with them when it’s cold and my feet are dry! i have so many fun socks it’s great. i love them. socks are highly underrated.

32: tell us a story of something that happened to you after 3AM when you were with friends.

my friend and i were driving around evERYWHRE basically, we went from pasadena/san marino to like. hollywood all the way to beverly hills and back and it was wonderful, we stopped 3 times to chase stray cats, take shitty pictures, go to iHop, and almost died several times bc hE SNAPS AND DRIVES at NIGHT on LA FREEWAYS

33: what’s your fave pastry?

croissants, followed by scones, followed by coffeecake

34: tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what does it look like? do you still keep it?

bunny the stuffed bunny! she’s pretty large, like as long as my torso! she’s white fabric with colored fluffy bits and very floppy, loose ears. she has green button eyes that i had my grandma sew on bc otherwise she actually scared me a bit when i was a kid, but i loved her anyway bc my great-grandmother sewed her for me in the first place. bunny still lives on my bed at home!

35: do you like stationary and pretty pens and so on? do you use them often?

YES! i ddon’t use them very often though bc i feel like i should save them for something. rip me

36: which band’s sound would fit your mood right now?

stromae hands down

37: do you like keeping your room messy or clean?

clean….i’m so lazy tho

38: tell us about your pet peeves!

sudden loud noises, being startled, being touched physically when i don’t expect it, someone making assumptions about me, being dismissed, being told what i want or what i’m going to do, borrowing something of mine w/o telling me, being interrupted

39: what color do you wear the most?

HONESTLY black bc i’m an emo bitch

40: think of a piece of jewelry you own: what’s it’s story? does it have any meaning to you?

one i’ve been wearing a lot is the fork ring i got from the portland saturday market! it’s literally the tines of a vintage fork separated from the part you hold, sanded down so it’s round, and looped into a ring shape. i fidget with it a lot and it reminds me of my mom and step-dad, bc i got it when i was with them. i wear it mostly everyday tbh

41: what’s the last book you remember really, really loving?

new american best friend by olivia gatwood in general, or thick as thieves by megan whalen turner when i re-read it out loud to my mom on the ride up to college

42: do you have a favorite coffee shop? describe it!

yeeeeeeS i have several! the bistro, which is on campus: it’s so comfortable, it has couches everywhere and board games and so many books and zines and the walls are half chalkboard so there’s always art or snark everywhere. the music is super eclectic (it was lorde yesterday, today when i went in it was old-school 90s rap), plus it’s student run so the coffee and pastries and food are SO GOOD. the archive, which is downtown, is really boujee as fuck but it’s SO COOL. it’s so fucking aesthetic, with brown leather stools and uncomfortable booths and vintage books and stuff everywhere. for half the day, it’s a coffeeshop, and after 7, it becomes a bar. then back home, of course, coffee bean and tea leaf is the classic

43: who was the last person you gazed at the stars with?

half my hall when we went star tripping at the start of the year!

44: when was the last time you remember feeling completely serene and at peace with everything?

honestly the last time it was genuine was probably around…….january? i was in so much emotional pain and grief, but i was surrounded by family who loved me and were in that same pain and were so happy i was with them to help and be there with them. i wasn’t serene per say, or at peace, but there was this equilibrium….

45: do you trust your instincts a lot?

yes!

46: tell us the worst pun you can think of.

my RA told me this one this morning: did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory in france this morning? de-brie everywhere!

47: what food do you think should be banned from the universe?

tomatoes

48: what was your biggest fear as a kid? is it the same today?

spiders, YES

49: do you like buying CDs and records? what was the last one you bought?

i do…………………….. it was the soundtrack to romeo et juliette (2010)

50: what’s an odd thing you collect?

everything; stickers, pressed flowers, rocks, receipts

51: think of a person. what song do you associate with them?

the easiest one is when i think of my roommate, davey the dog’s barking cover of “do the hustle”

52: what are your favorite memes of the year so far?

53: have you ever watched the rocky horror picture show? heathers? beetlejuice? pulp fiction? what do you think of them?

no, yes, no, no, it was okay

54: who’s the last person you saw with a true look of sadness on their face?

ME, BITCH

55: what’s the most dramatic thing you’ve ever done to prove a point?

chugged an an entire pitcher of water to prove i could, three times

56: what are some things you find endearing in people?

genuineness! vulnerability! eye contact! fidgeting!

57: go listen to bohemian rhapsody. how did it make you feel? did you dramatically reenact the lyrics?

made me feel PUMPED, and of course i did

58: who’s the wine mom and who’s the vodka aunt in your group of friends? why?

i am both

59: what’s your favorite myth?

uHHHHHHHHHH i love the myth of beowulf actually bc i had to do a project on it once, i have a soft spot for it, i love all myths tho wtf

60: do you like poetry? what are some of your faves?

YES,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, recently some of my favorites are the entirety of a montage of a dream deferred by langston hughes, “totem sonnets” by sherman alexie, “on earth we’re briefly gorgeous” by ocean vuong, “one art” by elizabeth bishop

61: what’s the stupidest gift you’ve ever given? the stupidest one you’ve ever received?

stupid gifts are nonexistent :/

62: do you drink juice in the morning? which kind?

noooo

63: are you fussy about your books and music? do you keep them meticulously organized or kinda leave them be?

yes lmao…….i kinda leave them be but i don’t like it if i let someone borrow them and they trash them uGH

64: what color is the sky where you are right now?

Pitch Black

65: is there anyone you haven’t seen in a long time who you’d love to hang out with?

YES

66: what would your ideal flower crown look like?

morning glories, lavender, baby’s breath!

67: how do gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty make you feel?

very good, thankfully, bc i am in oregon

68: what’s winter like where you live?

in LA, it’s cold and sweet and late and breathless and i adore it

69: what are your favorite board games?

jenga, clue, ??

70: have you ever used a ouija board?

NONONONONO

71: what’s your favorite kind of tea?

peppermint for mornings, earl gray for evenings!

72: are you a person who needs to note everything down or else you’ll forget it?

yes, sadly

73: what are some of your worst habits?

biting the skin around my fingers, bouncing my knees incessantly, procrastinating on my french compositions……

74: describe a good friend of yours without using their name or gendered pronouns.

well there’s this amazing person who i met in freshman year german…….;)

75: tell us about your pets!

i WISH

76: is there anything you should be doing right now but aren’t?

yes :(

77: pink or yellow lemonade?

pink of course

78: are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub?

i am the true hateclub: i don’t react. do not give them power. they Feed off of your Hatred

79: what’s one of the cutest things someone has ever done for you?

get me flowers, surprise me with chocolate, come up to me and compliment me on my writing, etc!!

80: what color are your bedroom walls? did you choose that color? if so, why?

at home my walls are a soft orangey-peach, which is picked bc i love it. here, my walls are very very white, which i did not pick, but am neutral towards.

81: describe one of your friend’s eyes using the most abstract imagery you can think of.

circuit-board chips busted open

82: are/were you good in school?

ehhhhhhh

83: what’s some of your favorite album art?

MELODRAMA

84: are you planning on getting tattoos? which ones?

yes! a minimalistic double-delight rose for my great-grandmother, “love ya!” in my grandpa’s handwriting, maybe a nutshell with a crown over it (for the “king of infinite space” bit in hamllet), possibly “soyez réaliste, demandez l’impossible!” (be realistic, demand the impossible!) from the french student revolution in the 60s

85: do you read comics? what are your faves?

somewhat, def hawkeye or the young avengers bc i’m basic :/

86: do you like concept albums? which ones?

the only one i’ve rlly ever listened to is fucking danger days, so i worship them obviously

87: what are some movies you think everyone should watch at least once in their lives?

i think ppl should make their own agendas :/ however, i have deeply loved secondhand lions, up, moonlight, the grand budapest hotel, and other basic bitch things

88: are there any artistic movements you particularly enjoy?

impressionism!! aaaaaaa!!! also just shove me in front of abstract art and i’ll fall for it!!!

89: are you close to your parents?

so so so so close to my mom and step-dad, on okay terms with my dad

90: talk about your one of you favorite cities.

listen to me. I LOVE SEATTLE. art! fish market! weird side streets! mean street art! bitchy coffee!! neon everywhere!! a big fuckin needle in the sky!

91: where do you plan on traveling this year?

ITALY THIS SUMMER IM SO EXCITED i’m gonna meet all my mom’s friends from her semester abroad that she’s kept, i’m gonna see what she saw when she was my age, i’m gonna see where my dad’s family is from maybe if we go south???, i’m gonna see all the places and things she used to tell me about to get me to dream big and want to see the world and experience what’s out there!! aaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

92: are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch?

depends on the pasta

93: what’s the hairstyle you wear the most?

down bc i’m fucking lazy and also inept when it comes to doing things with hair

94: who was the last person you know to have a birthday?

my friend across the hall from me, who is now 19 years of bitchiness!

95: what are your plans for this weekend?

stay in, study, maybe go to a kickback tho

96: do you install your computer updates really quickly or do you procrastinate on them a lot?

lol i put them off until my computer ceases to function altogether

97: myer briggs type, zodiac sign, and hogwarts house?

zodiac obviously

98: when’s the last time you went hiking? did you enjoy it?

fucking…….summer?? i did!

99: list some songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them.

“feelings” by hayley kiyoko, “vacation town” by the front bottoms, “february” by beach bunny, “hard feelings/loveless” by lorde, “moon river” by henri mancini, “let me in” by flor, “a million miles away” by the plimsoles, “girls like me” by bonnie hayes, “love my way” by the psychedelic furs, the entire legend of zelda soundtrack, “place, je passe” from the mozart l’opera rock soundtrack, etc etc

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heylabodega · 8 years ago

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Books Read, Age 26

Previously: 25, 24, 23, 22, 21, 20, 19, 18 (holy shit)

Enigma Variations–Aciman I talked to Robbie about this one a bunch bc he’s always looking for good novels about gay people by gay people and I thought this might be that but this is…not that. It had promise and the first section is really kind of lovely but it veers off and just…I don’t know, mileage will vary, but it didn’t feel True to me. idk idk either like he misunderstands love and sexuality or I do and it honestly could more than likely be me.

A Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy–Adams One of those books I had just always kinda pretended I read. I mean not that people like frequently check to make sure I’ve read AHGttG but just like in my mind whenever it was mentioned I checked it off. You know the dealio you don’t need my thoughts on it (as opposed to most things, on which you definitely do).

All Grown Up–Attenberg My favorite of the Attenberg novels I’ve read. Of particular use and relevance to me, an aging single woman and unlikeable protagonist. I enjoyed this very much, it was sharp and warm and mean and tender.

Queen of the Night–Chee Hmm. Ok. I felt for most of this book that it like…thought it was a different, more important book than it actually was? It is overwritten–both in prose style and in that it could have been at least 100 pages shorter–and you know how sometimes you read a book with a female protagonist and you’re like ‘I can’t believe a man wrote this!’? Yeah this isn’t that. But the ending line is really good? idk. Someone else read it and tell me your thoughts.

Too Much and Not the Mood–Chew-Bose First of all, excellent title. These essays reminded me, and I mean in this in the lease self-important way possible, of my own writing. Just in that way where writing doesn’t have to be traditionally literarily linear. These essays are good and filled with the kind of sentences that make you know the writer loves words, you can feel her placing them carefully with the satisfying click of scrabble tiles, sliding them into the right order.

Who Killed Roger Ackroyd–Christie Typical Agatha novel and very good. I can’t tell you any more without spoiling it.

Murder in Retrospect–Christie This is one of my fave Christie’s. It was dark and smart and pithy.

Rule Britannia–Du Maurier I found this in a used bookstore in Portland, Maine, just after the Brexit vote. She wrote it in like the 70s and it’s speculative fiction based on if the UK left the EU and formed a union with the United States. It’s kind of really good but it also ends kind of abruptly, like maybe it could have been the first of a trilogy or something.

Plum Bun–Fauset This was my favorite book from my Harlem Renaissance class. I wrote my term paper on it. I love this book. I want to write it as a screenplay and someone to make it into a movie and I want Troian Bellesario to play the lead.

A Coney Island of the Mind–Ferlinghetti A book of (I think?) beat poetry that I found in a used bookstore in Saugherties at Thanksgiving. I love these poems, especially one called “The World is a Beautiful Place” which I read out loud to Robbie one night while we were walking between bars in the snow at like midnight.

Wishful Drinking–Fisher Carrie Fisher is one of those people whose very existence makes me feel braver and weirder and funnier. She’s a truly good soul and I don’t have anything else to say except that you should read this and also that you should Postcards From the Edge first it’s better.

Difficult Women–Gay I prefer Roxane Gay’s fiction to her nonfiction and these are very good, very interesting stories full of sadness and love.

The Autobiography of Malcolm X (as told to Alex Haley) I have never had so many people approach me while reading a book in public as this one. It is, unsurprisingly, an extremely compelling and upsetting book. But I was very surprised by it. I’m not sure quite what I expected from it, but it wasn’t what it was. I think about this book at least twice a week. I think everyone should read it and I think they’ll all enjoy it.

How To Be A Person In the World–Havrilesky I think maybe Ask Polly columns are better in smaller doses than a whole book, but nevertheless, for better or for worse, she shaped a great deal of my early-twenties self esteem and the essays translate to the page much better than a lot of internet writing I’ve read.

Girl on the Train–Hawkins This felt…cheap somehow. Like I got really into it and then felt like I’d been cheated or fooled because it’s truly not very good.

Bright Lines–Islam This is a fascinating book. It’s the most Brooklyn summery, felt the most like my Brooklyn summers despite describing a Bengali Muslim family and smoking weed and other experiences that are not specifically mine. I’d recommend it. Highly.

Intimations–Kleeman Man, I’ve recommended this book of short stories to so many people. It’s weird and interesting and it does something I think is hard, which is write surreal stories where the stakes still feel real, if that makes sense. She came and spoke to our class and she told an interesting question to ask of short stories which was, “what are the satisfactions of this story?” and all of these are satisfying and visceral. There’s one long one in the middle that I skipped and you can too, I give you permission.

A Swiftly Tilting Planet–L'Engle Hey, um, you know what’s p upsetting to read? A plot where a crazy dictator is gonna drop a nuclear bomb and start the end of the world (this isn’t a spoiler it’s introduced like five pages in).

A Wind in the Door–L'Engle This was not as good as A Wrinkle in Time–what is–but it was a bright easy read, her books are so–loving, I guess. Good if you need a little palate cleanser.

Passing–Larsen We read a LOT of books in my Harlem Renaissance course. This a very good, short novel about, well, guess. It’s like a painting somehow, like a 20th century painting.

Sister Outsider–Lorde I have taken none women’s studies courses so this was a pretty important text I had never read. It is very Good and everyone should read it if they have not already.

Cruel Shoes–Martin I LOVE Steve Martin and still on a few of these I was like “I don’t know, Steve.” But many others (they’re very short stories) are funny or clever or great.

Bright Lights, Big City–McInerney ughhhhhhh a book that is entirely written in second person and is about how womens’ existences and deaths have like ~made a man feel~ but it’s a short quick read and–I am E X T R E M E L Y reluctant to admit–the end is a really good image that did lowkey make me cry but also fuck this book

The Hopeful–O'Neill This I didn’t like much, in a way that I thought it needed a stronger editor and I want Eleanor or Robbie or someone I trust to read it to tell me if I’m wrong.

The Bed Moved–Schiff Weird and good little stories. I don’t think about them often, but they were elegant and sharp as I read them.

Eligible–Sittenfield It’s nice that they’re publishing Modern AU Pride and Prejudice fanfic now in a bound book. This was enjoyable tho tbh not the best Modern AU Pride and Prejudice fanfic I, a cool and chill person, have read in my life.

Swing Time–Smith I think this is my fave of the Zadie Smith books I’ve read. I wasn’t sure by the end quite what the point of it was, but I guess also what’s the point of anything? idk this is a useless description of a book. It was immersive and interesting but I’ve also not told anyone “you *have* to read this you’ll love it.” We did go see her read from it and in person she is enchanting.

The New Woman–Sochen Nonfiction about what I think we’d call first-wave feminism? It was really fascinating about an era I knew nothing about but also had some, um, glaring omissions ahem any mention of race whatsoever.

Action. A Book About Sex–Spiegel Ok look yes fine I am an adult sexually active woman who still reads books about sex whatEVER. I missed sex-ed and I also like to hear, in a non-prurient (or sometimes prurient w/e) way what other people are up to, sex-wise. I mean there’s no real like advice about sex in the world, I think, except that everything consensual and fun is fine, but I think it’s important to occasionally remind yourself of that. This was a good book.

Missing, Presumed–Steiner A crime book that I neither loved nor hated and generally enjoyed reading. Big enh.

The Girls From Corona Del Mar–Thorpe Robbie gave this to me for my birthday last year. A beach read with an edge, page-turner-y but sharp. Seems like it’s going to be a light read, but there’s a bite to it, a reminder of the cruel randomness of fate and of our inability to really know other people or ourselves. I loved this.

Cane–Toomer So this is an important text from the Harlem Renaissance and it’s kinda…never classified? It’s a series of related but not continuous short stories, as well as poetry, and little like plays? idk it’s very evocative and beautiful and dense and bears up to intense overreading. One of my favorite books I read for my Harlem Ren class.

The Blacker the Berry–Thurman Ok so Wallace Thurman apparently worried his whole life that his writing style was too journalistic and he maybe wasn’t…wrong. This is NOT a bad book and it’s well written and novelistic exCEPT when sometimes it feels pedagogical or expository. It’s a short, well constructed novel about colorism and worth checking out.

Killer–Walters Lovely and weird poems. I went to go follow the author on Twitter and discovered I already was. I love these.

The Underground Railroad–Whitehead An extremely. upsetting. book. Here’s the thing and I understand the presumption of my criticism of a book that won the national book award, but: if you’re going to make your conceit that the Underground Railroad is a real railroad, I think that you should do more with it. THAT SAID the rest of this is truly wonderful, somehow at once a page turner and viscerally upsetting.

Kiss Me Like a Stranger–Wilder I love Gene Wilder. I’d read Gilda Radnor’s memoir a couple years ago so part of this was sort of an interesting other side of the story. Anyways he seems like a genuinely strange, slightly neurotic, flawed but mostly warm and kind person.

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bythebatphone · 8 years ago

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ok no one ever sends me numbers when i reblog those ask posts but this one was good and i’m bored so i just answered them all anyways bc i love talking about concerts i’ve been to so!

How many concerts have you been to? i lost count a long time ago LMAO not to be douchey but yeah i have absolutely no idea

Have you been to any festivals? yes! coachella and FYF

Which artist/band have you seen the most live? arctic monkeys!!!!! (18 times + 6 times seeing TLSP if we wanna count that)

First concert you went to? i went to a lot of those american idol tour concerts when i was little and also a lot of jonas brothers shows but my first like Real GA Concert was vampire weekend in 2010

Last concert you went to? blossoms @ the casbah here in SD oh my god bye

What is your next concert? wolf alice at the echo in LA!!!

Which artists/bands would you love to see live? i’ve been really lucky and i’ve seen all my faves at least once so all the bands i would want to see are like......the ones who have broken up like the white stripes or pulp again at their own show if they ever reformed for real

The farthest you’ve traveled to go to a concert? LMAO i went to NYC for arctic monkeys’ show at madison square garden and then again to NYC and philly for TLSP

Best opening act you’ve seen? oh shit!!!! arkells opening for blossoms was actually really really fun, smith westerns opening for AM in 2011 was awesome, beach house opened for VW in 2010 and i didn’t appreciate it at the time but ya that’s a fucking incredible lineup

Worst opening act you’ve seen? oh my god SO MANY arctic monkeys always have the absolute worst openers......the opening act at their glass house show was atrocious and their opener for their show at SDSU in 2014 was also awful

Have you met any bands/artists at a concert? EEP YE S UNFORTUNATELY

What’s one thing you have to bring to a concert? besides the obvious phone, wallet, etc i sometimes bring a disposable camera

What’s the most you’ve paid for a ticket? yikes......aside from festival passes i paid like $300 for a floor seat for 1D’s where we are tour omg worth it tho

Best concert you’ve been to? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH arctic monkeys at ventura is and always will be #1 but close runner ups are kasabian at coachella 2015, the maccabees at the troub, miike snow at pappy and harriets, royal blood at the glass house, jack white at the shrine

Worst concert you’ve been to? not to be controversial but both times i saw julian casablancas and the voids it was maybe the most traumatizing live music experience i’ve ever had

Have you been in a social media post an artist posted after a show? LMAO SPEAKING OF JULIAN cult records posted a pic of us at the barrier at coachella before his set

Funniest concert memory? too many......we accidentally stayed at the same hotel as the vaccines in SF.......we met the drummer from royal blood in the drive thru line at in n out after coachella......lana del rey sat in the row behind my brother and i at the jack white shrine show

Do you buy your tickets as soon as they go on sale, after, or the day of? as soon as they go on sale are u kidding

Have you ever been noticed by an artist at a concert? FUCK......also yes BYE most recently by charlie from blossoms which was cute i love him

Have you met any internet friends at a concert? yes omg!!!!!!!!!! so many but also i met all my current best friends at a concert so!!!!!

Which concert that you’ve been to has had the best stage setup/production? oh man.........either arcade fire or tame impala

Have you ever caught a guitar pick, drumstick, got a setlist, etc.? i have a lot of set lists which is usually what i go for but after blossoms in portland their guitar tech handed me a pick!!!!! which was cute

Favorite concert venue? THE TROUBADOUR........i also love the observatory SD, the theatre at the ace hotel in LA, and the doug fir lounge in portland

Least favorite concert venue? oh my god soma in SD is a shit hole

Which do you prefer: indoor or outdoor concerts? indoor usually depending on the venue

Which do you prefer: clubs, theaters, arenas, or stadiums? clubs oh my god

Have you ever missed school or work to go to a concert? more times than i can count LMAO

Have you ever been surprised with tickets from someone? nope

Who do you enjoy going to concerts with? my bffs!!!!! i also don’t mind going alone

General admission or seated concerts? GA

Have you been to multiple dates for one tour? yikes yes multiple times

Have you been to concerts 2 or more days in a row? LMAO ALSO YES MULTIPLE TIMES

Have you ever received free tickets from a contest or an artist’s crew? i won tix to see AM at a couple different radio sets

Have you been front row and/or back row for a concert? yes both

Have you ever gotten sick, bruised, or broken a bone after a concert? i was bruised all over after AM at ventura and also every royal blood show i’ve been to

Have you ever had surprise guests at a concert you attended? OMG YES the first one coming to mind is when josh homme came out for knee socks at AM’s last wiltern show

Did you start listening to an opening act after you saw them in concert? mini mansions maybe!!

What’s the latest you’ve got home from a concert? fuck i got home from the maccabees at like 4am i think

When is the earliest you’ve arrived to a venue for a concert? GOD i got to AM at ventura at like 6:30am

Have you seen your favorite artist in concert? yes :’)

Longest you’ve waited in line for a concert? again ventura i was in line for like 12-13 hours

Have you ever attended a concert alone? literally all the time LMAO

What’s the best part of a concert in your opinion? SO MUCH idk my favorite part is just like screaming along and dancing and jamming to the music that means so much to me as its being played in front of my face!!!!

Have you ever heard/seen an artist soundcheck before their show? omg yes i luv it

What’s the biggest venue you’ve been to a concert at? hmmmm staples center maybe? or the arena i saw 1D at probably actually

What’s the smallest venue you’ve been to a concert at? oh god maybe the casbah?

Have you ever had side stage seats? nope

Which venue have you been to the most concerts at? god probably the observatory OC

Do you post a lot about a concert you’ve attended on social media or very little? my entire social media presence is me posting about shows tbh

Has a concert or tour you were planning on going to got cancelled? i was supposed to see julian casablancas and that got cancelled which was fine honestly

Have you seen a band in concert before a member left the band / they broke up? u...g...h....... yes the maccabees........also the vaccines before pete left

Favorite song you’ve heard live? oh no...........vlad the impaler by kasabian i think

Have you ever seen an artist/band play an album in full? NOOOO i want to

Which artist would you refuse to see in concert? omg.....i really can’t think of any

What’s the craziest thing a fan has done at a concert you’ve been to? i’ve seen stage crashers and stuff i guess???

Which venue(s) would you love to go to for a concert? i really wanna go to the berkley greek!!!

Have you ever been to a concert at a venue that no longer exists? ooh idk????

Have you ever lost something/got something stolen at a concert? no actually!!!

Have people made fun of you or laughed because of how you were acting at a concert? oh my god yeah BYE i don’t care tho

Have you ever been kicked out of a concert? nope

Has an artist thrown or spit water on you? YES OH MY GOD HARRY.......................

Have you ever seen a security guard dance to a song at a concert? no omg

Have you seen any acts you don’t like at a concert? omg yes bye

Have you ever passed out or thrown up at a concert? nope

Have you seen any artists in concerts that you don’t like anymore? OMG ALSO YES BYE

#really just for my own entertainment thanks

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otherworldlycitizen · 8 years ago

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Tagged by @mabylc I tag whoever wants to do this I'm lazy I'm sorry. 01. Are you named after someone? No, but one of our family friends named their kid after my birthname when I was like 4 that's kinda cool. 02. When was the last time you cried? A couple weeks ago when I messed up and thought I was going to be fired. 03. Do you like your handwriting? Yeah I like it! It swoops 04. What is your fave lunch meat? Turkey 05. Do you have kids? I have robots does that count 06. If you were another person, would you be mates with yourself? No haha I suck. 07. Do you use sarcasm? Me? Sarcastic? Nahhh 08. Do you still have your tonsils? Yes I don't even know what they are tho 09. Would you bungee jump? Maybe but I'd likely chicken out. 10. What is your fave cereal? Fruit loops or apple jacks. 11. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? I wear slip-ons 12. Do you think you are a strong person? Somewhat? I always push myself too hard. 13. Fav ice cream flavour? German chocolate cake flavored. I haven't had it in years tho. 14. What is the first thing you notice about people? Their icons and how they type. If it's irl I guess their hair? 15. Red or pink? Red 16. What is the least fav physical thing you like about yourself? Boobs. Sure they're nice but not on me. 17. What colour pants and shoes are you wearing right now? I'm only wearing underwear rn. 18. What was the last thing you ate? Meatloaf 19. What are you listening to right now? The sound of the bath being filled. 20. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? A light green. 21. Favourite smell? Bergamot! My go-to smell to help with dissociation 22. Who was the last person you spoke on the phone to? My mom probably. 23. Favourite sport to watch? I don't really watch sports tbh. 24. Hair colour? Brown and a yellowish green. I haven't dyed my hair in forever. 25. Eye colour? Blue on the outside and greenish gold on the inside. 26. Do you wear contacts? No I can't stand anything being near my eyes. 27. Favourite food? Savory shit or those Dansk cookies. 28. Scary movies or comedy? Comedy 29. Last movie you watched? The Little Prince 30. What colour shirt are you wearing? No shirt rn 31. Summer or winter? Summer 32. Hugs or kisses? Hugs! 33. What books are you currently reading? Well I just finished Out of the Silent Planet so I need to start something else soon. 34. Who do you miss right now? Everyone that I used to know. I miss all of my old friends. 35. What is on your mouse pad? I don't have one qwq 36. What is the last t.v. show you watched? Voltron 37. What is the best sound? @rainbowbuttocks voice or like. Music that is soft yet intense. 38. Rolling stones or beatles? Haven't really heard the Rolling Stones so the Beatles. 39. Furthest you have travelled? Japan or Australia. 40. Special talent? Depression 41. Where you born? Portland, Oregon.

#about me #long post

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florafraser-blog · 8 years ago

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OOC WEEK: country of origin

What country are you from?

i’m from the united states! i was born in central massachusetts, and i lived there for the first eighteen years of my life before i moved to los angeles for school. i definitely can’t say that i have a good grasp on typical bostonian culture tho because i lived in the suburbs (but i do fuckin know it’s more than casey goddamn affleck throwing dunkins cups at people’s cars), and i haven’t been in california long enough to really feel “west coast” or “LA” so we’ll see how this goes!!!!!!!

What is your first language? Do you speak any other languages?

english! it’s the only language i speak, but i learned latin in high school.

What language would you like to learn?

i honestly hate learning languages. i will say that it’s probably my least favorite thing because i’m impatient and require instant gratification, and learning a language is such a process of discipline that i don’t have. but, barring that, i’d really want to learn hindi because i never learned it as a kid or german because i loved the linguistic similarities between english and latin, and i feel like i’d also enjoy german from a linguistic standpoint.

What’s one movie from your country that you like (or recommend others see)?

ok, so i’m gonna pick a movie Set in Massachusetts to narrow this down a little bit, but the social network??? is such a good depiction of college life in boston??? and spotlight is also great because my mom remembered reading that story in the wall street journal when it broke, and i recognized so many locations in the film, and it just felt....Good.

but also ok even though i didn’t finish nightcrawler (i cannot handle jake gyllenhaal with his eyes buggin out for more than like twenty minutes at a time), it felt like??? a really accurate depiction of LA. obvs la la land is getting a lot of buzz for being such a distinct depiction of LA, but i still feel like nightcrawler got across a better image of it for me.

EXCEPT FOR THE MOMENT WHEN BILL PAXTON’S CHARACTER STIRS A DUNKIN DONUTS CUP OF COFFEE BECAUSE IN WHAT WORLD DOES SOMEONE FROM LA HAVE DUNKINS COFFEE. it’s coffee bean or starbucks or mAybe peet’s if ur lucky, but nEVER DUNKins because there are like 2 of them here bye my rant is done.

Pick a song from your country (or in your language) and talk about why you like it.

i literally was just about to start ranting about the 1975, and then i was like wait tara they’re bRITISH why is all of my music just british boy bands/man bands/girl bands......but!!! i feel like “7/11″ by beyonce is an American Classic, and i couldn’t explain to u why.

Pick a classic song from your country - aka one that everyone knows, one that’s representative of your country, etc.

ok if u play “party in the USA” by miley cyrus at ANY party, EVERYONE will start singing. u can hate the song, u can hate miley, u can not even know the lyrics, but EVERYONE will start singing regardless. it could just be because drunk ppl will follow any trend placed in front of them, but.....in my Professional Opinion, “party in the USA” could be considered a National Anthem of sorts.

What’s a book from your country (or in your language) that you’d recommend?

i really enjoyed “the crucible” even more so because it was set in massachusetts!!! obvs it’s not reflective of Now, but i still really fuckin love it.

What’s your favourite childhood story from your country or culture?

this isn’t a childhood story, but it is definitely my favorite story about my hometown, and it like?? contextualizes where the fuck i grew up. so, there’s a decent sized lake in one of the more residential neighborhoods in town, and in that lake, there’s an island. this old man buys the island. we’re all like ok that’s a little excessive because you can walk around the island in like 20 minutes or less. but then? this old man decides he’s going to name the island. and he REALLY likes busta rhymes, right? so what does he do? he names the island “busta rhymes island”. he doesn’t just stop there. he goes through all of the LEGAL CHANNELS TO OFFICIALLY NAME THIS ISLAND. and now, if you google busta rhymes island, you will see that it officially comes up on google maps in shrewsbury, massachusetts. and that is the town i grew up in.

Talk about a tradition from your country or culture that you love celebrating.

i always hated doing like?? indian things as a kid, idk that’s another issue to unpack on a later date, but i really did enjoy diwali because i had a giant sweet tooth even as a lil kid, and my mom would make me gulab jamuns, and that was the closest i came to actually celebrating anything remotely related to my culture rip rip.

Fave food from your country/culture:

i will always love a good lobster roll and some good ol’ new england clam chowder. but also, i really??? love??? chicken tikka masala.

Best season of the year in your country?

fall and winter in massachusetts are unparalleled to anything i could ever experience in LA ok. the leaves? the snow? the cold? the aesthetic? sign me the fuck up.

What’s one thing that you wish you could change about your country? Why?

let’s go back like 3 months and not elect trump k thnx. that or california should secede from the union.

What’s one thing that you’re proud of about your country?

ok real fuckin proud that massachusetts was the first state to legalize gay marriage in the country!!!!! and that the birth control pill was invented in my home town :’)

Name a country you’d like to visit.

ICELAND. take me to goddamn iceland.

Top three cities you’d like to visit:

sydney, reykjavik, portland.

What’s the best place in your country that you’ve ever visited?

i love san francisco?? i also love phoenix, new york city, and philadelphia.

Have you ever been abroad (out of your country)? If so, where did you go?

i’ve been to italy and greece, england, france, and iceland for like two seconds (hence why i want to go BACK)!

also canada, but i feel like that counts Less.

What are some myths or stereotypes about your country or culture that are either true or are false?

east coast drivers fear no god and give no fucks on the road? True.

people from massachusetts are assholes? True.

everyone is obsessed with dunkin donuts? True.

‘worcester’ is pronounced like worcestershire sauce? FALSE.

massachusetts is liberal heaven? True – to an extent. like, yes, it’s a mostly democratic state, and things are good in comparison to a lot of other places in the country, but that doesn’t change the fact that i’ve seen more trump stickers in massachusetts than i have in los angeles. MA is liberal, but i still think california takes the cake.

massachusetts has legal weed? NOT UNTIL 2018 >:(

#olooc #sorry this got political at points i wish i wasn't so goddamn opinionated it's fine

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