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Happy 2nd Birthday to my wonderful furry Porkette Princesses Robyn and Ginny. Lots of cuddles and treats have been enjoyed by both the girls. #GuineaPig #Cavy #GuineaPigs #Cavies #Porkette #Porkettes #PorkettePrincesses #PorkettePrincessRobyn #PorkettePrincessGinny
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PLEASE kill yourself you zionist pig
we should meddle around and inpositionally make out.
me (PUTRID OBNXIOUS REINCONVENTIONAL) Zionist KOSHER-TANK! combatitive ISRAELINE porkette and the anti Zionist(PURE, BEAUTIFUL, KIND OF HEART) savior in my inbox
#ooooooo you wanna grip your hands around my neck and prepositionally feel the prisque soul of mine leave my body#oooh you obséquiosité hoping to see me enlammored in the rspective streats..... my enmaoure#you have saved SO MANY LIVES by sending this post!#I hope you are so proud of yourself#matzal tov!#you won this 13 dollar bill
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LONDON CALLING ⭐️ Superstar Jourdan Dunn photographed with the British Fashion Councill/Vogue Designer Fashion Fund finalists for British Vogue June ‘18 ⭐️
Ph: Scott Trindle Stylist: Jack Porkett Hair: Marcia Lee Makeup: Jenny Coombs Link: http://www.vogue.co.uk/gallery/bfc-vogue-fashion-fund-finalists-2018
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#Jourdan Dunn#British Vogue#Vogue UK#Fashion#Style#Love#Women#Women Management#London#LDN#British Fashion Council#BFC#Vogue Designer Fashion Fund#Vogue#Scott Trindle#Jack Porkett#Marcia Lee#Jenny Coombs
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Che mondo sarebbe senza Nutella? Un mondo senza politici rincoglioniti, verrebbe da dire di quesi tempi. Un mondo in cui i politici tornano ad occuparsi di idee e non di algoritmi e l’elettorato non si trova a decidere se dare il voto a uno che preferisce la spalmabile o i biscotti. E invece ci tocca assistere ormai da un po’ a una deprimente gara al tweet più scemo che in questi tempi di già scarso ottimismo, mi fa inesorabilmente vedere il barattolo (di Nutella) mezzo vuoto. Tutto ha inizio, a dire il vero, con una dichiarazione in tv nel 2015 dell’incauto ex ministro dell’ecologia Ségolène Royal, la quale disse: “Non mangiate la Nutella. Contiene olio di palma”. Quando la poveretta capì che Parigi rischiava una seconda occupazione nazista, nel caso specifico dei nazisti della spalmabile, chiese alla Nutella “mille scuse” via tweet e tornò a occuparsi di temi meno spinosi quali l’immigrazione e il sindacalismo di massa. Nel frattempo però, la politica italiana aveva già dato i primi timidi segnali di aderenza a quella corrente filosofica di chiara impronta kantiana denominata “bimbominkismo” e le aveva risposto per le rime. L’ex ministro dell’ambiente Gian Luca Galletti replicò via tweet “Segolene Royal sconcertante: lasci stare i prodotti italiani. Stasera per cena... pane e #Nutella”, della serie “‘sti cazzi della deforestazione e dei gorilla e dell’olio di palma, w il colesterolo!”, e voglio dire, questo era ministro dell’ambiente, mica il vicino di banco tutto ciccia e brufoli. Il giorno dopo, al Nutella Bar dell’Expo, apparve la first lady dell’epoca Agnese Renzi. La fotografarono in versione Carosello mentre porgeva una crepe con la spalmabile alla figlia piccola. Ci mancava solo Luca Lotti inviato al Louvre a vandalizzare la Gioconda spalmandole Nutella sul mantello. Dopo questo increscioso incidente diplomatico, per un paio di anni la Nutella è tornata a svolgere il suo compito, e cioè quello del più grande alimentatore di sensi di colpa dopo il divorzio con figli, finché non è arrivato Matteo Salvini. Il suo implacabile radar della propaganda intercetta la crema di Alba e il 26 dicembre dello scorso anno twitta: “Il mio Santo Stefano comincia con pane e Nutella, il vostro, amici?”. Quello di molti amici siciliani, per la cronaca, era iniziato con il terremoto, ma siccome #terremoto non era ancora trend topic non se ne era accorto. Il giorno dopo risponde alle polemiche così: “Questa mattina ho mangiato pane e Nutella senza pubblicare la foto sui social”, tanto per ribadire che quando c’è da stare in trincea nelle battaglie che contano lui non si tira indietro. Un anno dopo, torna indietro. A Ravenna, esclama l’ormai celebre frase: “Ho scoperto che la Nutella usa nocciole turche. Io preferisco aiutare le aziende che usano i prodotti italiani!”. Il motivo del dietrofront è mistero. Qualcuno dice che è nella fase del sovranismo alimentare e che dopo quella dello stupratore marocchino e del ladro albanese vuole instillare quella del mais peruviano. Qualcuno dice che è per lanciare la volata ai prodotti Barilla. Qualcuno che Nutella in Francia ha tolto gli spot Ferrero a un conduttore sovranista e lui si è vendicato così. Qualcuno dice che va dietro agli algoritmi. Qualcuno fornito di dati più empirici dice che è scemo. Fatto sta che quando gli spiegano che in Italia non ci sono tutte le nocciole necessarie per soddisfare la produzione di Nutella, lui ricomincia a sponsorizzare la Nutella sui social e a dire che mangia Nutella, e a quel punto viene da rimpiangere Piccolo Lucio col suo tormentone musicale “A me m piac a nutell òpanin e a porkett voj ò prusutt cà pancett”. Piccolo Lucio era un precursore, uno statista in erba e non l’abbiamo capito. Anche Giorgia Meloni fiuta l’importanza del tema e si fa un selfie sul tema, ma con un alto valore metaforico: Giorgia sceglie il Nutella Biscuit, l’ultimo uscito, come a dire “Salvini è Nutella, un classico, si spalma su tutto, da Forza Italia a CasaPound, ma io sono la novità sullo scaffale”. Ed è qui, nel bel mezzo di questa sfida tra menti eccelse, tra ideologie, tra programmi politici forti, che si inserisce, a sorpresa, anche la sinistra. La sinistra che vuole dire la sua, che vuole tracciare, netta, la linea di confine tra il becero populismo della destra e il pensiero lucido, onesto della sinistra in tema di crema gianduia. Matteo Renzi prende il coraggio a quattro mani e twitta: “E finalmente si provano i #NutellaBiscuits. Per me #TantaRoba”. Non solo un linguaggio giovanilistico, ma una foto, quella dei suoi biscotti, che è un chiaro messaggio alla destra. Non sono contenuti infatti nella busta, ma in un’inedita confezione tubolare, simile a quella dei Ringo, come a dire: se Salvini è il classico e la Meloni è la novità, noi siamo il futuro, quello che ancora non c’è. Pare tra l’altro che finiti i biscotti Renzi non abbia buttato via il tubo, ma ci tenga dentro tutte le tessere vendute di Italia Viva. Insomma, se gli ingredienti della Nutella sono zucchero, olio di palma, nocciole (13%), latte scremato in polvere (8,7%), cacao magro (7,4%), quelli dei tweet dei politici sulla Nutella sono 80% propaganda, 20% bimbominkismo. Giudicate voi chi fa più male alla salute dei cittadini. (Selvaggia Lucarelli da Il Fatto)
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Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome to the stage, The Porkettes!
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More than 200 recipes and 45 full-color photographs celebrate 25 years of good eatin’ in this original regional Southern cooking classic.A quarter-century ago, while many were busy embracing the sophisticated techniques and wholesome ingredients of the nouvelle cuisine, one Southern loyalist lovingly gathered more than 200 recipes—collected from West Virginia to Key West—showcasing the time-honored cooking and hospitality traditions of the white trash way. Ernie Mickler’s much-imitated sugarsnap-pea prose style accompanies delicacies like Tutti’s Fancy Fruited Porkettes, Mock-Cooter Stew, and Oven-Baked Possum; stalwart sides like Bette’s Sister-in-Law’s Deep-Fried Eggplant and Cracklin’ Corn Pone; waste-not leftover fare like Four-Can Deep Tuna Pie and Day-Old Fried Catfish; and desserts with a heavy dash of Dixie, like Irma Lee Stratton’s Don’t-Miss Chocolate Dump Cake and Charlotte’s Mother’s Apple Charlotte.
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bloody hell, this was a whirlwind weekend.
In an event quest, Grandis somehow managed to:
Become friends with a pig.
With one of her friends inspire a fucking riot when they found out the pigs were being raised to be slaughtered.
GUILT the farmers into realising that the pigs were sentient animals who thought the world of them, especially the farmer of the pig Grandis had taken such a liking to, to the point where some of the farmers broke down hugging their pigs when the pigs returned to them (a hell of a lot of Speak With Animals spamming)
With the ongoing result that:
Grandis is now a vegetarian because she had the horrifying realisation that all the beef jerky she’d been feeding ‘Porkette’ had come from a cow - and if she was getting her nark on about pigs being sentient animals being treated badly then guess what? Need to get that nark on about cows too.
Grandis ended up being chosen by ‘Porkette’ after asking her, through a friend, whether she wanted to go home with the farmer or with her.
Grandis is heading for the path of mutliclassing: Fighter 16/Druid for the rest of her four levels, purely because of RP decisions. (She needs to boost her Wisdom first though - but there’s plenty of inventory in our guild shop that does just that)
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Trump Administration's 'Alternative Facts' Inspires Baseball Team’s Pig Mascot Name
Kellyanne Conway’s comment on “alternative facts” has already gone down in political folklore.
It’s now being further preserved in the shape of Minnesota baseball team The St. Paul Saints’ new pig mascot — which it has named Alternative Fats, the Star Tribune reports.
The porker follows previous pigs Little Red Porkette, Stephen Colboar, Boarack Ohama, Kim Lardashian, Kevin Bacon, and Mackleboar as the side’s lucky charm.
Saints Ponder Getting Rid of Swine, Instead Unveil "Alternative Fats" As New Ball Pig For 2017 https://t.co/cTez5I6spn http://pic.twitter.com/ClwuAi7Q8l
— St. Paul Saints (@StPaulSaints) May 17, 2017
Club officials revealed its new mascot’s name via a statement online Wednesday, which itself was packed with what are undoubtedly also alternative facts.
“Alternative Fats will enter the field each game like no other pig before him, with a white ground covering draped from his mansion-style pigpen to home plate for the billions of Saints fans to shower him with love and admiration,” it read.
“Alternative Fats will be so HUUUUGE it will make all other pigs jealous,” the press release continued, before claiming the swine would “go down in the pantheon of the greatest mascot names in the history of sports.”
Other suggestions not to make the cut included Boar’d of Trump, Ham Jong Un and Pigimir Putin.
Conway, one of President Donald Trump’s advisers, initially made the comment in January while defending White House press secretary Sean Spicer to NBC’s Chuck Todd on “Meet The Press.”
The Saints have also spoofed that encounter with this YouTube video:
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The Lion Cub is so lovely with the Porkettes. Robyn is particularly taken with him. #Nibling #TheLionCub #Porkettes #Robyn #PorkettePrincessRobyn #Ginny #PorkettePrincessGinny #GuineaPig #Cavy
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Trump Administration's 'Alternative Facts' Inspires Baseball Team’s Pig Mascot Name
Kellyanne Conway’s comment on “alternative facts” has already gone down in political folklore.
It’s now being further preserved in the shape of Minnesota baseball team The St. Paul Saints’ new pig mascot — which it has named Alternative Fats, the Star Tribune reports.
The porker follows previous pigs Little Red Porkette, Stephen Colboar, Boarack Ohama, Kim Lardashian, Kevin Bacon, and Mackleboar as the side’s lucky charm.
Saints Ponder Getting Rid of Swine, Instead Unveil "Alternative Fats" As New Ball Pig For 2017 https://t.co/cTez5I6spn http://pic.twitter.com/ClwuAi7Q8l
— St. Paul Saints (@StPaulSaints) May 17, 2017
Club officials revealed its new mascot’s name via a statement online Wednesday, which itself was packed with what are undoubtedly also alternative facts.
“Alternative Fats will enter the field each game like no other pig before him, with a white ground covering draped from his mansion-style pigpen to home plate for the billions of Saints fans to shower him with love and admiration,” it read.
“Alternative Fats will be so HUUUUGE it will make all other pigs jealous,” the press release continued, before claiming the swine would “go down in the pantheon of the greatest mascot names in the history of sports.”
Other suggestions not to make the cut included Boar’d of Trump, Ham Jong Un and Pigimir Putin.
Conway, one of President Donald Trump’s advisers, initially made the comment in January while defending White House press secretary Sean Spicer to NBC’s Chuck Todd on “Meet The Press.”
The Saints have also spoofed that encounter with this YouTube video:
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Trump Administration's 'Alternative Facts' Inspires Baseball Team’s Pig Mascot Name
Kellyanne Conway’s comment on “alternative facts” has already gone down in political folklore.
It’s now being further preserved in the shape of Minnesota baseball team The St. Paul Saints’ new pig mascot — which it has named Alternative Fats, the Star Tribune reports.
The porker follows previous pigs Little Red Porkette, Stephen Colboar, Boarack Ohama, Kim Lardashian, Kevin Bacon, and Mackleboar as the side’s lucky charm.
Saints Ponder Getting Rid of Swine, Instead Unveil "Alternative Fats" As New Ball Pig For 2017 https://t.co/cTez5I6spn http://pic.twitter.com/ClwuAi7Q8l
— St. Paul Saints (@StPaulSaints) May 17, 2017
Club officials revealed its new mascot’s name via a statement online Wednesday, which itself was packed with what are undoubtedly also alternative facts.
“Alternative Fats will enter the field each game like no other pig before him, with a white ground covering draped from his mansion-style pigpen to home plate for the billions of Saints fans to shower him with love and admiration,” it read.
“Alternative Fats will be so HUUUUGE it will make all other pigs jealous,” the press release continued, before claiming the swine would “go down in the pantheon of the greatest mascot names in the history of sports.”
Other suggestions not to make the cut included Boar’d of Trump, Ham Jong Un and Pigimir Putin.
Conway, one of President Donald Trump’s advisers, initially made the comment in January while defending White House press secretary Sean Spicer to NBC’s Chuck Todd on “Meet The Press.”
The Saints have also spoofed that encounter with this YouTube video:
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Trump Administration's 'Alternative Facts' Inspires Baseball Team’s Pig Mascot Name
Kellyanne Conway’s comment on “alternative facts” has already gone down in political folklore.
It’s now being further preserved in the shape of Minnesota baseball team The St. Paul Saints’ new pig mascot — which it has named Alternative Fats, the Star Tribune reports.
The porker follows previous pigs Little Red Porkette, Stephen Colboar, Boarack Ohama, Kim Lardashian, Kevin Bacon, and Mackleboar as the side’s lucky charm.
Saints Ponder Getting Rid of Swine, Instead Unveil "Alternative Fats" As New Ball Pig For 2017 https://t.co/cTez5I6spn http://pic.twitter.com/ClwuAi7Q8l
— St. Paul Saints (@StPaulSaints) May 17, 2017
Club officials revealed its new mascot’s name via a statement online Wednesday, which itself was packed with what are undoubtedly also alternative facts.
“Alternative Fats will enter the field each game like no other pig before him, with a white ground covering draped from his mansion-style pigpen to home plate for the billions of Saints fans to shower him with love and admiration,” it read.
“Alternative Fats will be so HUUUUGE it will make all other pigs jealous,” the press release continued, before claiming the swine would “go down in the pantheon of the greatest mascot names in the history of sports.”
Other suggestions not to make the cut included Boar’d of Trump, Ham Jong Un and Pigimir Putin.
Conway, one of President Donald Trump’s advisers, initially made the comment in January while defending White House press secretary Sean Spicer to NBC’s Chuck Todd on “Meet The Press.”
The Saints have also spoofed that encounter with this YouTube video:
youtube
type=type=RelatedArticlesblockTitle=Related Coverage + articlesList=590d9366e4b0d5d9049ccbc9,591bef20e4b041db89655d4a,591c1026e4b041db896579c4,591d417de4b03b485cae926f
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Trump Administration's 'Alternative Facts' Inspires Baseball Team’s Pig Mascot Name
Kellyanne Conway’s comment on “alternative facts” has already gone down in political folklore.
It’s now being further preserved in the shape of Minnesota baseball team The St. Paul Saints’ new pig mascot — which it has named Alternative Fats, the Star Tribune reports.
The porker follows previous pigs Little Red Porkette, Stephen Colboar, Boarack Ohama, Kim Lardashian, Kevin Bacon, and Mackleboar as the side’s lucky charm.
Saints Ponder Getting Rid of Swine, Instead Unveil "Alternative Fats" As New Ball Pig For 2017 https://t.co/cTez5I6spn http://pic.twitter.com/ClwuAi7Q8l
— St. Paul Saints (@StPaulSaints) May 17, 2017
Club officials revealed its new mascot’s name via a statement online Wednesday, which itself was packed with what are undoubtedly also alternative facts.
“Alternative Fats will enter the field each game like no other pig before him, with a white ground covering draped from his mansion-style pigpen to home plate for the billions of Saints fans to shower him with love and admiration,” it read.
“Alternative Fats will be so HUUUUGE it will make all other pigs jealous,” the press release continued, before claiming the swine would “go down in the pantheon of the greatest mascot names in the history of sports.”
Other suggestions not to make the cut included Boar’d of Trump, Ham Jong Un and Pigimir Putin.
Conway, one of President Donald Trump’s advisers, initially made the comment in January while defending White House press secretary Sean Spicer to NBC’s Chuck Todd on “Meet The Press.”
The Saints have also spoofed that encounter with this YouTube video:
youtube
type=type=RelatedArticlesblockTitle=Related Coverage + articlesList=590d9366e4b0d5d9049ccbc9,591bef20e4b041db89655d4a,591c1026e4b041db896579c4,591d417de4b03b485cae926f
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Trump Administration's 'Alternative Facts' Inspires Baseball Team’s Pig Mascot Name
Kellyanne Conway’s comment on “alternative facts” has already gone down in political folklore.
It’s now being further preserved in the shape of Minnesota baseball team The St. Paul Saints’ new pig mascot — which it has named Alternative Fats, the Star Tribune reports.
The porker follows previous pigs Little Red Porkette, Stephen Colboar, Boarack Ohama, Kim Lardashian, Kevin Bacon, and Mackleboar as the side’s lucky charm.
Saints Ponder Getting Rid of Swine, Instead Unveil "Alternative Fats" As New Ball Pig For 2017 https://t.co/cTez5I6spn http://pic.twitter.com/ClwuAi7Q8l
— St. Paul Saints (@StPaulSaints) May 17, 2017
Club officials revealed its new mascot’s name via a statement online Wednesday, which itself was packed with what are undoubtedly also alternative facts.
“Alternative Fats will enter the field each game like no other pig before him, with a white ground covering draped from his mansion-style pigpen to home plate for the billions of Saints fans to shower him with love and admiration,” it read.
“Alternative Fats will be so HUUUUGE it will make all other pigs jealous,” the press release continued, before claiming the swine would “go down in the pantheon of the greatest mascot names in the history of sports.”
Other suggestions not to make the cut included Boar’d of Trump, Ham Jong Un and Pigimir Putin.
Conway, one of President Donald Trump’s advisers, initially made the comment in January while defending White House press secretary Sean Spicer to NBC’s Chuck Todd on “Meet The Press.”
The Saints have also spoofed that encounter with this YouTube video:
youtube
type=type=RelatedArticlesblockTitle=Related Coverage + articlesList=590d9366e4b0d5d9049ccbc9,591bef20e4b041db89655d4a,591c1026e4b041db896579c4,591d417de4b03b485cae926f
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